/biz/ - Business & Finance

If qqq ends green today I'll creampie my girlfriend

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

thanks jarome

WHY ARENT THE STOCKS PUMPING

>NKLA up
>TSLA down
>WKHS pumping like insane, but a total fraud like NKLA is still somehow worth 10 billion $ more

Peak clown market. I will exit soon with $480k. Up $150k year to date.

>>22543111
>>TSLA down
and that's a good thing

COME BACK LATER

REAL THREAD

>>22542608

>>22542608

>>22542608

Stream link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6thA5ikaL74

>>22543168
eat shit and die faggot

>>22543168
YOU DONT HAVE THE PASTA YOU NIGGER

Have a /comfy/ day, frens

This is the real thread the other thread is for poz-holes.

>>22543205
you too fren

LINK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6thA5ikaL74

>>22543106
wtf are you talking about

FCAU gonna moon after the merger

>>22543179
>>22543189
>YOU
It's not me. Stop splitting /smg/. Go post the pasta in that thread and call OP a dumbass, he was still first and the old thread was way over 300.

OHHHHHHHH MYY FUUUCCKINNNN GAAAAAWD GMMMEEEE IMM GONNNAA FOOOOKIINN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmMmMmMMMMM

why are there so many trip faggots and avatar posting niggers in smg

kys faggots

>I AM FUCKING GREEN
>INFLATION MOON MISSION CONFIRMED

CAN YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS PICK ONE FUCKING THREAD GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I HATE WHEN YOU DUMB FUCKING RETARDS HAVE EIGHT DIFFERENT THREADS AND EACH JEW OP IS SHILLING THEIR SPECIAL LITTLE AUTISTIC THREAD IN ALL THE OTHER ONES JESUS FUCK GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

GBTC
ETHE
GDLC

>>22543136
for questions like that you should have Level 2 open Times and Sales

am guessing it was probably just some exchange market maker selling to self

can you see how order filled on T&S?

blu blu blu

Fucking BIG DICK GREEN DILDO.

I bought these SQQQ calls on Monday
I've never been more excited and afraid, happy and horrified at the same time in my entire life

is this the pop before the drop?

Wtf is Powell saying for these green dildos

>>22543312
thanks for your opinion, and retards shouldn't continue threads without pasta, well over 300 yet still under 404

What do you guys think of the FEAC reverse merger with Skillz, and furthermore the potential lawsuit involving the process of the merger?

OHHHHHHHH MYY FUUUCCKINNNN GAAAAAWD GMMMEEEE IMM GONNNAA FOOOOKIINN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmMmMmMMMMM

>>22543227
word gamestop billionaires EOY

were gonna have jets with gamestop on the side

Should I sell everything but sqqq before the meeting? My gme, sqqq, and tsla is up but I don't want the gains all erased

>>22543366

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY PUT CREDIT SPREAD IS IN THE GREEN!!

>>22543422
Hold me tight daddy bear I'm afraid, tell me it's gonna be alright

>>22543419
you should have go to cash sooner if you aren't
october bloodbath checkem

>>22543447
why is the line going up. i was having fun until now

bearfags suck my HORSE cock

>>22543394
he isn't even on. the event hasn't even started but everyone knows he isn't saying anything new and they are just going to repeat what they already said about target inflation etc

>>22543432
what ticker and strikes?

Have an extra 60 bucks in my account, GME or WKHS?

>he's not buying Palantir next week

why are we pumping what the fuck is happening we were supposed to crash what the fuck

>>22543478
MRNA before the covid vaccine

Why the green dildoes my stream hasn't started yet

>>22543447
Wait and see how the market responds to him when he is talking
Don't be afraid to take losses and change to TQQQ if it's clearly bullish, but until the event is over and until power hour it's going to be hard to tell
Keeping things as they are doesn't change anything. It doesn't warrant a tech bubble.

>>22543455
dubs don't lie

>>22543455
HHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>22543464
I'm still having fun, shit is still down 20 points, I'm not convinced this one candle is a reversal. What did JPow say to really make people suddenly confident? He literally said that he's changing nothing, doing nothing, right?

>>22543478
GME obviously

This is like if WKHS was still $9. WKHS already had its /smg/ meme magic run earlier this year.

BUY DFEN

>>22543467
statement's already been released. rates at 0-0.25% til 2023.

>>22543521
Markets love predictability. No news is good news

ugh me getting out of NQ long here
way too much selling for liking @_@

>>22543560
>bear trend

SQQQ is about to go back up above the VWAP, they couldn't keep it down for more than a half hour

>>22543467
https://graphics.wsj.com/fed-statement-tracker-embed/

>>22543476
SPY 9/16
Sell 342 10 contracts
Buy 341 10 contracts

I also have
SPY 9/16
Sell 340 10 contracts
Buy 339 10 contracts

Crashing this economy...

wanna hear a funny joke

oil bagholders

$15 EOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sUWwGLGcAY

Jerome Live Link

>>22543648
more like crashing the middle class

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJUSTFUCKINGMOONALREADYMYFUCKINGCALLSAREGETTINGIVRAPED

Its on

>>22543629
Damn boy you wild! I like to sell way OTM credit spreads for p-nut gainz. I put my gainz in SPY partial shares. I got SPY 9/18 $329/328s

>>22543672

>>22543754
you're right after this ill go way ITM

>>22543777
checked. my retarded ass was going to sell a metric fuck ton of $10 puts on Monday but i'm dumb as fuk

It’s almost fucking noon and I’m still awake what the fuck do I do, I usually go to bed by 7:30

https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htm

Bobros...

YES YES YES MENTION BLACK LIVES MATTER

>just woke up
>look at GME
>literally coom

NOOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT OUR RESPONSIBILITIES

Yes its white men ruining everything for womyn and nigs, not the fed

>8.60 Entry to GME

I'm NGMI right?

>>22543902
YES
YES TALK MORE ABOUT OUR RESPONSIBILITES

>MUH 2%

>>22543925
Yep, and we do it for fun. The massive profits are just a nice side effect

>>22543936
youll be fine

>>22543936
risky risky

COMMITTED TO THE FULL RANGE OF TOOLS

>>22543925
Too bad the dumb fucks are too busy being angry at cops, most of whom are probably just as poor and fucked over as them

Daily reminder that GOOGL is the most powerful company in the world

Surely GME isn't ever gonna break above $10

>>22543902
what are our responsibilities ?
to buy stocks and not sell them, right ?

GO JEROME GO GO
GO JEROME GO GO

Powell wtf are you going to do about inflation, and how about we get these corporations off your dole and bring the rate up to around 5%.

Markets mooning and we aren't even at power-hour yet!

>>22543993

My $10 covered calls say it will

>>22543668
I my 10% dividend yield has caused some ass hurt among AAPL bubble buying morons.

>>22543996
HE WANTS YOU TO WEAR MASK AND EAT BUGGIES

>>22544049
ok but whats your expiration cause if its friday im doubting

>FED PURCHASING $6.7B WORTH OF $SNOW TO SUPPORT THE ECONOMY
FED PURCHASING $6.7B WORTH OF $SNOW TO SUPPORT THE ECONOMY
>FED PURCHASING $6.7B WORTH OF $SNOW TO SUPPORT THE ECONOMY
FED PURCHASING $6.7B WORTH OF $SNOW TO SUPPORT THE ECONOMY
>FED PURCHASING $6.7B WORTH OF $SNOW TO SUPPORT THE ECONOMY
FED PURCHASING $6.7B WORTH OF $SNOW TO SUPPORT THE ECONOMY
>FED PURCHASING $6.7B WORTH OF $SNOW TO SUPPORT THE ECONOMY
FED PURCHASING $6.7B WORTH OF $SNOW TO SUPPORT THE ECONOMY

>>22544077
Lol enjoy only making 10% a year. I hope you enjoy being rich when you’re 90

I love Powell. He is my jogga.

like to imagine hindenburg research have lost a nice chunk of change trying to short nkla further. with what they had on them, they must have bet the house on it. nope stocks only go up
suck it, fuckheads

>>22544109

Because I sold $10 calls and the market always finds a way to slide one up my ass

BOBO, ARE YOU OKAY?
BOBO, ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY, BOBO?

>work 17 years
>don't earn profit
Why you fags hype Palantir?

>>22544090
I don't want to wear a mask
I don't want to eat buggies

that's for people who don't own stocks, the renter/welfare class

>>22544136
>only making 10% a year

Nigga, how long have you been here? One month?

The DOW will absolutely not be contained today!

>>22544164
Yes. Wait

Jerome god tier bullshitter

US INFLATING THEIR DEBT AWAY
US PRINTING THE RECESSION AWAY
>US INFLATING THEIR DEBT AWAY
>US PRINTING THE RECESSION AWAY
US INFLATING THEIR DEBT AWAY
US PRINTING THE RECESSION AWAY
>US INFLATING THEIR DEBT AWAY
>US PRINTING THE RECESSION AWAY
US INFLATING THEIR DEBT AWAY
US PRINTING THE RECESSION AWAY
>US INFLATING THEIR DEBT AWAY
>US PRINTING THE RECESSION AWAY
US INFLATING THEIR DEBT AWAY
US PRINTING THE RECESSION AWAY
>US INFLATING THEIR DEBT AWAY
>US PRINTING THE RECESSION AWAY

>>22544109
I bought 10c calls for Dec. The jump to 15+ is going to be in October.

BASED POWELL LITERALLY SAVING US

>>22544170
When the US government starts throwing billions and billions into cyber security, Palantir gets those contracts.

why the FUCK is the red line going down?

>>22543936
kek my friend wanted to FOMO in earlier this morning at $7.6
he hesitated and figured it will dump EOD.

OOF

i mean it still might dump tomorrow but this is different from a pump and dump. This is a pump and pump and dump 10 days after peak

>>22544197
based

>>22544186
10% a year in this market is pathetic.

>>22544164
mmmmmmm it's red

>>22544197
>print money
>bully other countries into buying it
HOW IS INFLATION EVEN REAL NIGGA

>>22544197
>my RH account right now

>>22544077
Gamestop went up 25% today.

Where my DOW chads at?

>>22544195
NDX back down to 40 points down
I'm less afraid now, thank you for helping me stay calm daddy bear

>>22544170

$780m revenue
$580m net loss

How did they accidentally the whole thing?

he's so dreamy bros...

he has the best control over interest rates that I've ever seen
even a mass hysteria with a minor virus attached couldn't slow down his economy
we're all going to make it

>>22544247
>XcQ
nigga why would you put a rickroll in your name field what are you trying to accomplish

2020 stock markets gonna make 2017 crypto look like nothing

>>22544136
I will thanks :')

>>22544132
Never heard of this meme cloud company desu and i work in tech

You laughed and shat on GE. But who's laughing today after the epic pop of over 10%? Why little old me. Cause I bought more than 1654 shares this morning before the epic rally started.

my airline bags will be green really soon, wonder if I should just dump them all after and put the money in AAPL

Quick, what should I throw money at??? GME meme, SPCE space boys, or TSM?

>>22544221
Greed is the portfolio killer.

This fuckin fed meeting is so funny, usually the only journalists which are allowed in are suckups but theyre all grilling the fed rn

>>22544221
Show me your portfolio and your profits retard. If you have 5 figures in your account and you are up 50% it doesn't mean you are a fucking Buffet. Oil is fucking cheap right now, so anon is playing smart with probably a big chunk of green. If he's not a gambling on TSLA it doesn't mean he's a retard, it means he's not a fucking gambler

>>22544303
>I GET KNOCKED DOWN
>BUT WE PUMP AGAIN
>THEY AIN'T NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN

BECAUSE THE CPI IS BULLSHIT

>>22544333
Pure QQQ play is the new paradigm

>>22544366
GME

>>22544333
If everything thinks this, we'll have another June 8th, followed by another +100% on TQQQ

VERY STRONG
VERY POWERFUL
FORWARD GUIDANCE

I didn't expect them to be so dovish medium term. I should have bought oil for the day

Looks like unusual whales is working pretty good. This says that if you follow alerts with buy sizes of ~2m+, your maximum risk is 20%, and your mini profit% is 70% in august. That is, there exists no alert where the buy-in was at least $2m and the risk was over 21% in its lifetime, and there also exists no alert where the buy-in was at least $2m that didn't hit at least 70% profit in its lifetime.

>>22544366
GME then put your profits into TSM afterwards. No rush on TSM since it's a stable boomer pick, it crabs half the time.

What is this pattern called

JPOW STOP.
STOP ANSWERING QUESTIONS.
JUST SAY YOU'LL TURN THE PRINTER ON.

>>22544453
It's called QQQt.

>>22544453
the bat

>More fiscal support is still needed, that's for congress to give, not the fed

It's fucking over. Pelosi is fingering herself to this fucking meeting right now. They will never pass stimulus and let the markets die. Sell it all.

>>22544459
JPOW KEEP TALKING JPOW DONT STOP

>>22544388
Wild how accurate that image is lmao.

>>22544459

LINK TO THE HEAD MONEY GUY TALKING ABOUT STUFF PLEASE

Why is everything in freefall? Don't be like low interest rates?

>my stocks down
>my chase mutual fund up
I should just stop doing this and put all my money in mutual funds right?

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK GOD DAMN IT STOP GOING DOWN

WHAT TGE UCK IS QQQ DIING AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22544506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sUWwGLGcAY

WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING TANKING IT'S GOOD NEWS REEEEEEEEE

>>22544388
I'm now picturing trying to show this pic to people in 2019.

MY BROKER JUST CRASHED OMFG

selling volume is pumping like crazy but i don't understand why
how is uncontrolled inflation not bullish for stock value

>>22544512
We already knew we'd have 0 interest rates for all eternity. They literally can't raise them without killing the dollar. He's said absolutely nothing except "I ain't doin shit, get congress to do it." and "when the pandemic is over, we will pull back support"

>>22544554
JPOW speaks and markets crash. I don't know why

this is our time, mumu

look for the
bear necessities

liberal reporters are pumping my SQQQ bags
not sure how to feel about this

>>22544535
It's fucking you in your sweet virgin asshole for being retarded. You bought the top of a bubble.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>22544566
DIE BOBO

You /biz/ boys ready for the Boogaloo? It's time. Right now.

>>22544578
BLACK LIVES MATTER
KNOW JUSTICE KNOW PEACE


BLACK LIVES MATTER
KNOW JUSTICE KNOW PEACE


BLACK LIVES MATTER
KNOW JUSTICE KNOW PEACE

>>22544560
Oooh. So it's because there's no news so it can't meet expectations of investors?

>GME 8.30

for the third week in a row my QQQ puts/SQQQ calls plays will be a week too early and ill lose everything to theta. i will never buy weekly options again unless i sell the next day

Where the FUCK did all these red candles come from??

>>22544566
For tech stocks yes. The TQQQ era is over, the NRGU era is now.

Relax, it's just MMs trying to profit off normies reacting to the news.

>the absolute state of the financial times

Why do they allow faggots to question great men

>>22544638
Bigot

>>22544384
i like DCA'ing too, scaling in and scaling out. stop losses have always fucked me, it's way comfier when you can buy some and see the price go down and have targets for where you'll buy more instead of being afraid you're gonna lose money.

im currently DCA'ing into AMD for example, even with how shitty today has been i've DCA'd down and taken 2/3rds off a bit over break even, then did it again, now i'm looking for where to start buying more yet again. i'll just keep averaging down a dollar per share at a time until it goes up.

>>22544536
Thanks fren

>>22544638
More like soi-times amirite?

this fag twink reporter needs a mic. you shouldnt be allowed to waste important peoples time without a fuckin mic. couldnt even understand his question

>What does moderately mean in this statement though? What does ... mean though?
>Proceeds to give dictionary definitions of those words
This JPow guy is really good at dodging questions even if they're very specific
I like him

>>22544643
plz tell me thoe hips are shopped

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22543959
>houses up 5-6% this year
>tell us inflation is only 1.5%
lol

>>22544643
i could tell he was gay without even seeing him just hearing his voice as im shitposting here kek, he sounds F A B U L O U S !

>>22544667
>understand
lol it looks like he is in his sad tiny apartment...look at that shade...what a mess

I knew it jerome i knew it you cant be trusted!!!! REEEEEEE

i chose the wrong time to buy tqqq

>>22544683
That’s national average

Rural areas are an easy 10+

>income inequality

awww shiiiet here we go again

>income inequality
h-here we go

>>22544737
fucking CNN, pathetic

why is AC mooning?

>>22544683
Well you see inflation measures only the staple goods you actually need to buy such as TVs, cars, and vibrators

YES, TALK ABOUT INCOME INEQUALITY AND AFFORDABLE HOUSING

oh fuck yes mention targeting whitey 'm gonna coom powell

Jerome fucks me every time

>>22542890

well, we are all going to be rich. hope nobody shorted the bottom

why does Jerome sound like a 30 year old man

I never listened in to these shit before so this is the first I've actually heard his voice

WHEN HE GONNA STFU

>>22544737
h-here we go mind

Quit inviting these fucking reporters to grand stand with their horrible liberal talking points

>down 0.35%
>these morons think TSLA is tanking

TSLA is headed for $200 eventually. But not today.

>>22544753
He probably owns SQQQ as his only holding

>>22544779
stocks be racist yo

What is your opinion on the snowflake stock?

what does the constant throat-clearing mean, /smg/?

>>22544675
Who can say

>the cute phase of the pandemic

>>22544805
It means he's nervous and bullshitting. Hence why ndaq is collapsing

>>22544805
he grabbed at his tie like rodney dangerfield too

I was expecting more

>>22544805
It's a signal to the Tutes to dump more stock every time her clears his throat

>>22544805
He's got a lot of bear cum stuck in the back of his throat

>>22544827
he's getting no respect

>>22544809
how would she even sit on a normal sized toilet?

high fives for SYY

Uhhh bobros DXY is up...way up and at the cyst of breaking the down trend


Come on powell drop a bomb

HOTTIE ALERT

Wait you guys aren't unironically watching CNN are you?

>>22544801
investment banks fucked them since they sold the stock at $120 and now its +$250

WHY IS GME DUMPING I JUST BOUGHT BEFORE THE DUMP

>>22544860
the butthole is still in the middle, bro
probably

who are these pasty college kids asking Jpow questions?

>>22544500
>>22544548
this was the original but it unironically needed updated by july

>>22544872
It was the CNN reporter on the live FED stream asking a question. Are you even watching, you nerd?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DXY GO ON BABY!

WHERE THE FUCK IS A LIVESTREAM WITH CHAT ON

>>22544860
She sits on my face instead

>>22544805
covid

I need to confirm something about wash sale...it only applies to losses, right? So if you sell a stock at a gain and rebuy lower, you still have to pay the taxes on profits for that year?

>>22544278
Yea, I normally throw in 100 if I like it, 200 if I love it, and don’t bother for less. Palintar I’m just doing 50k next week. Finances look bad but the idea is brilliant if they pull it off.

>>22544805

>>22544805
he wants to pump

How do I cope with having 2000 shares of the Horse at 5 and sold during the sell off from 20 to 14 a month ago

>>22544860
No lie, I met a girl once with hips so wide and an ass so big it looked like it was out of a photoshop. She had was really tall too, but had a thin frame and no tits otherwise. I asked myself the same thing

>>22544900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sUWwGLGcAY

>>22544898
Yesss! I was just watching that it’s on the cusp

>>22544889
how new are you to stocks
Daytraders always take their profit at end of day. If you were going to hesitate this long instead of buying at open, you should have waited to the last 10 minutes to buy

>>22544889
How are you this stupid

holy shit can this keep going on forever
can we get a second wave of reporters lined up please

>>22544787
I sold out, made a little over 300. That was stressful

Get this *ahem* nigger a glass *cleares throat excessively* of water I think he *clears throat for 20 minutes in a row* needs it

>>22544897
Oh ok. But no I'm not watching. I don't give msm the privilege of my gaze.

I'm worried about AEYE anon

*MMMGH*

>>22544925
thanks fren

>>22544912
My understanding of it is that it only matters if you're looking at a trade where you bought in, solder quickly at a loss, and then bought again, so if you didn't lose anything at any point you're just paying taxes on those gains as normal.

>JPOW destroyed a positive day single-handedly

Heh...nothin personnel, kid

>>22544918
same way you cope with people having 100x more capital than you. just get over it.

>Dr. Jerome Fauci everyone

clap clap clap clap

>>22544889
>Buying after a 25% rally
If you hold you might be fine, but what did you expect short term?

uhhhh guys? what's going on?

DO I FOMO INTO SQQQ

>>22544805
Imagine if Jay got the Rona. Market crashes all the way down to 2k again.

>>22543648

...with stock market prosperity.

>>22544955
got out at $20.52

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22544956
>he's got the vid

>>22544919
where she at though

>>22544932
I think each of those people is going to be able to ask question, I'm gonna coom bros.

A free whitepill: the NKLA golem failed to keep the $33 price above the VWAP since Powell started dumping

*ahem*
AAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>22544976
The end

>>22544987

>>22544986
phew, good news

This is fucking retarded

>>22544495
>Pelosi is fingering herself to this fucking meeting right now.
Bro I'm fucking eating.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ohnononononononononononon

why is my faceberg crapping so hard

>>22544990
currently shitting in a 2 liter pepsi bottle with the top cut off....

>>22545012
AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>22545016
She's really old too so you know it's probably her butthole not her dried up cunny

>>22545027
Based

Stop selling TSLA!!! REEEEE!!!

DOW literally dropped from 1.27% to .27% in 30 minutes since JPOW started talking

lmao what happened? I stepped out for a moment

ONONONNONONONONONONOONONON

new paradimn

500 EOY

same day delivery, digital discs, 3 for 9.99 funko pops

, amazon confirmed bankrupt

online sales up 800%

amazon losing subscribers to GME ervery day

WE'RE DOWN TO LOWS NOT SEEN SINCE 11AM YESTERDAY

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE STILL GOING DOWN GOD DAMN IT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MOON TODAY

>>22545053
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22545040
Dude she's kinda hot I would eat her out. Imagine you give mommy pelosi good cunnilingus and she finally is able to pass a stimulus and forgives drumpf

>guys?

the jpow curse strikes again

>>22545058
lmao

kpop anon are you here
i hate you but i don't want you to kys

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>MUH BANKS
Lol, Markets fucked this week

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

you would be wise to buy here. this is just a quick shakeout before we march higher into EOD

>>22545079
ya im here dude im doing just fine gme is mooning

the squeezening has only begun

OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY NOW PUSHING IT DOWN AFTER JAMMING THREE CANDLES BACK INTO THE DOWNTREND LIKE THEY ALWAYS FUCKING DO OHMIGOD NO WHAT WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>22545099
>false hope
genuinely worried

I FUCKING KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN I SOLD THIS MORNING BECAUSE I THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAPPEN< THE NASDAQ HAHHAHAHAHAH

what price would it be stupid NOT to buy aapl?

>>22545073
I wonder what her pits smell like
Do you think she shaves her legs? I hope not, I hope it's like the fucking Amazon down there

The market hasn't realized that the more grim the economic outlook, the better it is for the stock market.

More money printing all but guaranteed.

BUY THE FUCKING DIP THIS IS A GIFT

FUCKING BOBO

looking at stocktwits because they're always a joy
and lol
>Gamestop turning into a tech company
???????

is jpow dying?

>>22545098
Not low enough yet

>hard
>challenging
>uncertaintly
Dovish as fuck. Get out before it crashes more.

Jesus why is this retard still talking....

>>22545124
my target is between 1 dollar and 1 dollar and seventy eight cents.

>>22545135
hope so

So why did they put that awkward retard jpow out there for questions if they new he was autistic and couldn't behave like a human?

Based?
Based on what?

>>22545135
SENDING HIM MY POWER

why does the market drop everytime we are reminded niggers exist?

BREAD
>>22545162
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>>22545162

>Bloomberg tv
>Still doesn't have a webcamera newer than 2005

wew

>>22545045

>>22545132
online is def the future

maybe they can pull it off. they may have to compete (more) with amazon and walmart, ebay, etc.

>>22545029
God I love this website so fucking much

>>22545177
purely economic factors

>>22545125
lol i used to be so into the fantasy of smelling a girls butthole. I think it was mainly due to this place years ago and all the brap posting. I become obsessed with it honestly. So when the oppurtunity arose for me to actually do it i jumped at it.
I was sitting in starbucks on my laptop and this fit blonde girl came in. Kinda pic related. She skipped the line and went straight to the restroom in a rushed motion. She looked like she had just come from the anytime fitness next door, wearing sweaty tights and shirt and hair pulled back. Anyway she was in there for like 10 mins and when she came out she closed the door behind her and walked staight out with her head down. So I obviously knew she had taken a shit. So i got up and went to the bathroom. Its one of those family ones that are single person only. So anyway I went in and shut the door behind me. I was so excited I would actually smell a hot girls shit. When I walked in the smell hit me like a ton of bricks. It honestly made me stagger. It was so strong. Kinda like old garbage out in the sun or something. It was so fresh and it was absolutly disgusting. I tried to picture the hot girl in my head and her ass and stuff but it was hard. So anyway i went over to the toilet and thought I could at least try to beat off. I bet down to sniff and i kid you not. i almost threw up. It was like smelling the juices at the bottom a your garbage can. I took my dick out but there was no way I could get hard. So i washed my hands and walked out. After that my brap fetish was cured. So moral of the story is......if you want to keep this fetish and keep imagine what girls assholes nad farts smell like never actaully try to do it in real life because it is FUCKING GRIM.

>>22545160
I'm sure he can but he's probably being fed responses depending on the question

God I fucking suck at trading stocks.

>>22545166
deez

>>22545177
stunks b rayciss n shieet

>>22545177
>our economy is recovering
>oh yeah, these things are on the loose destroying everything
>mfw planet of the apes wasn't fiction

>>22545205
Pretty nice pasta
Disgusting but believable when posted on 4chinz
Anyway I never said I wanna sniff just any woman, it's gotta be that delishus Pelosi pooper

>>22544618
kek

>>22545132
>>22545193
Can someone please explain to me how Gamestop would ever be relevant in an online setting.

If you want physical stuff you order from amazon or walmart.
If you want digital you buy through xbox/playstation/steam directly.

How would an online only Gamestop be any better than Humble Bundle?

i made $2.50 on sqqq today

>Went 50/50 between RKT (200 @ $23) and GME (300 @ $8.20)

Should I dump RKT for GME?

Liz Claman looking sexy today.

Just hopped on at close, WTF is going on with AAPL?