/biz/ - Business & Finance

SNOW IS GOING TO MAKE EVS
NOT JUST A DATA CENTER COMPANY
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DROP IT BOBO

buy SHLL

>>22540838
What does a CAT market look like?

PUTS ON GE NOWWWWWWW

First for motherfucking oil is back on the menu, boys!

Screams internally.

OHHHHHHHH MYY FUUUCCKINNNN GAAAAAWD GMMMEEEE IMM GONNNAA FOOOOKIINN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmMmMmMMMMM

nvde
gme

HOLY SHIT BROS, JPOW JUST ANNOUNCED THAT HE IS PRINTING $5.2 FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF BUYING $SNOW

G A M E S T O P
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P

Too late for GME? Missed buying calls this morning fuck my life

Do you even own GBTC?

>>22540874
based but cringe because of the weeb shit

APOLOGIZE

SNOW

BUY THE FUGGIN BAG RETAIL

- t jpm and bh

>>22540871
SNOW will buy TikTiok. The whole thing, not just US part. Get in!

Why in tf is UVXY dropping...

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>CNBC spending entire hour block sucking and fucking the SNOW CEO and board of jews
lol this is the most obvious pump n dump of all time

down $40 from the high. oof.

OHHHHHHHH MYY FUUUCCKINNNN GAAAAAWD GMMMEEEE IMM GONNNAA FOOOOKIINN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmMmMmMMMMM

Can I daytrade snow and gme today??

>>22540895
we've survived the bear market oilchad we lost some good men along the way

HORSECHADS OOOOOOOOOO we ridin to the TOP

>>22540838
any thoughts on jan 21 Call GME $7 Strike?
suicide or brainlet move?

boom

>>22540930
he never once mentioned the p/s or lack of profits

THIS IS NOW STOCK MARKET GAMESTOP SMG

THIS IS A GME THREAD NOW BOYS

Wait congress is openly saying they won't be able to come to a deal until after election? How fucking incompetent are these people? Why are we paying them???

What is POW even going to say?

>>22540904
SNOW CONFIRMED TO BE THE NEW GLOBAL RESERVE CURRENCY

gamestop isnt even remotely close to its final form yet

Please do not buy either SNOW or JFROG. Their documentation is absolute garbage.

t. computer engineer

>BUY PUTS ON GE
PUTS ON GE
>BUY PUTS ON GE
PUTS ON GE
>BUY PUTS ON GE
PUTS ON GE
>BUY PUTS ON GE
PUTS ON GE
>BUY PUTS ON GE
PUTS ON GE
>BUY PUTS ON GE
PUTS ON GE

>>22540942
Now why would you want to do that

Threadly reminder that you get a better price if you call your broker to order over the phone, rather than ordering online

>>22540978
BASED and GMEPILLED

600 shares of WKHS and a $17 call that exploded. Life. Is. Good.

>>22540978
What's your guys rationale for why GME was a good buy?

>>22541003
no

>>22540895
Thank fucking god, I'm holding 1.5k in COP

>>22540930
>Benoit Dageville, Thierry Cruanes and Marcin Zukowski
These are goys though. Not touching this shit either way.

Bought 25 9$ GME calls that expire this Friday am I gonna make it?

>>22540930
I liked the part where the CEO pretended to care about BLM and diversity in general
That was cute

Nothing I own ever pumps a multibagger.

>>22540981
Pelosi said that the House will stay in Session and nobody gets to go home to campaign until they reach a deal

>>22541009
ok retard

>>22541000
This is just exhibit #1858496 of how there is so much money out there desperately looking for new havens.

>>22540981
>incompetent
They're perfectly competent, it's by design that they get nothing done, fren

>He didn't buy TRQ

Should i just go all in on jewfrog?

>>22541015
118% float short

WHERE IS WKHS GOING HOLY SHIT

>>22540946
Former FANG & PSX chad here. What happened with oil

>>22541015
Christian bale and chewbacca or something

>>22541028
i just bought $7 call for jan 1st b/e is $9.50. best of luck to you brother

A-anon. You are buying Palantir next week aren't you?

>>22541062
Andromeda

>Average short on SNOW
>306
Let the good times roll

Anyone know why the Wall Street Journal is letting us read every article for free on the computer now?

>>22541078
yes.

snow melting

>>22541062
bitch aint seabiscuit its

>spacebiscuit

>>22541094
>Free wsj
This is the top, get out while you can.

>>22541120
>319 to 260
laughingwhores.png

ahem

buy GE

>there are people who really bought snow when they had all the answers on the test to buy gme

>>22541044
She's a month late. They went into break already. They're basically getting paid to dick around. Its the least she can do

>>22541078
Why would I buy a 17 year old company with no growth and a small addressable market which it has already addressed?

>>22541086
Nice anon, wish I could short

i blew up my account. i wish someone with more experience would have given me some advice. i was always willing to listen and not be smug about my positioning.

>>22541094
that's how much their articles are worth

so what's the BUY price on SNOW once it MELTS?

>>22541159
Never bet against the Jews.

go long on GE dont buy puts lmao

>>22541168
About tree fiddy

>>22541168
245 was initial, 210?

I almost bought snow lmfao

>>22541159
>shorting QQQ
OH NO NO NO NO

8$ gme

still down on my calls lol

how is this even possible

>>22541159
bro.. you left your trip on.. you get what you deserve for being so smug and thinking you could not be wrong

>>22541159
I literally told you multiple times that you arent supposed to hold leveraged etfs overnight but everyone called me faggot so

>>22541209
bro...it's not him

>>22541185
Wtf is wrong with her front leg?

>>22541015
BILLIONS in annual revenue
market cap (was) less than $500 million market cap
increase in ecommerce ($200 million revenue this quarter) because Amazon fucking up and not doing same-day delivery shit anymore.
Positioned to stop declining revenues and finally stop their cash burn after covid.
Net 300 million in cash after debt. The bet for GME to $0 bankruptcy is GONE for at least 2 years.

etc etc

oh and >100% short interest of float. The reason why it was so undervalued in the first place

>>22541168
Who tf knows? This shit has broken basically every IPO record ever already.

>>22541159
you biggest mistake was doing stuff "on principle"
as if reality and market give flying heckies about your principles

What stocks gonna moon when Trump wins?

Forget SNOW, where is my FUCKING Marqeta IPO ALREADY?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>22541230
shes just havin a stretch

>>22541230
She's a gymnast

>>22541240
>h*ckies

whoa anon, pls watch your language

>>22541159
lmao, you finally showed up

How are those GME puts going?

>>22541205
Because of Theta decay you fucking. Retard. We told you from the start

>>22541059
or wait for Unity tomorrow

>>22541159
>i was always willing to listen and not be smug
This is the GME will never happen guy lmao

>>22541234

yeah and by the time robinhood fags could actually buy it the stock had already triggered a circuit breaker. fucking slow ass robinhood. there was a limit buy option for 120 all morning but who knows if it would have even worked.

>>22541159
Shouldn’t of gone all in on an option, thats not how you play them. You will survive from this, you aren’t wrong but when it comes to timing the big short you need to realize how manipulated this market is. Drop begins likely next week not this one, but prudent risk management is key above all else. It will hurt seeing your idea be right and no capital to make money on it. If you still can salvage that call for pennies do it now

FB conference is quite interesting.
Normal glasses that support holograms and VR
>Smart glasses next year

the short squeeze is literally happening right now

oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GME

IM GONNA COOM

>SNOW
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>22541159
>takes huge risk
>loses
>how could this have happened?

>>22541159
>Bragging about TA
>Spamming GME isn't gonna happen
Just cause you're right on 1 DAY doesn't mean the same applies the following week idiot

>>22541291
did any retail investors actually get in on the gap ups in SNOW or JFROG, or was that all big money? it looks like rest of day is going to be a slow bleed down.

>>22541276
Don't have GME calls but I actually have a question about that if anyone is willing to answer
Assuming your plan isn't to actually let it expire and get assigned, but to just profit from the option price change, is there a general rule about how many days or hours or whatever before expiration you should get rid of your options because of theta? Or is it something that you really have to figure out on a case by case basis?

>>22540992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYCGWdlzKwM

>>22541259
s-sorry....

>>22541015
memes and >100% short

Why is robinhood being a shit and not updating prices unless I view them individually?

>>22541319
unless some groundbreaking SEC filing or tender offer happens afterhours, I think this is just a short burn

>>22541229
you're going to make it

>>22541168
$80

and even then its expensive

>SNOW
Lmao

>>22541205
Are you a woman or know nothing about options?

F E D
D E C I S I O N
I N L E S S T H A N A N H O U R

I own 4k shares of GME at $4.4
You said I'd be holding these bags to 0

>>22541159
focus on shitting on GME

"GME will never happen" guy, it's time for your OFFICIAL APOLOGY

OHHHHHHHH MYY FUUUCCKINNNN GAAAAAWD GMMMEEEE IMM GONNNAA FOOOOKIINN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmMmMmMMMMM

>>22541205
you overpaid

also the $9 calls seem like a better deal than the $13 lmao

give me one reason not to buy GME

>just bought SNOW at 54 dollars
JUST

When will GME peak? I always get nervous and want out but don't wanna miss the top

>>22541352
Sell about 2 weeks out unless you're already deep itm

Why the fuck are we going down

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

JEROME PUMP QQQ BACK UIP

NQ you suck
you fugging suck >_>

>>22541419
It's shilled here all the time. So don't buy it.

>>22541399
He said he'd retire the trip two threads ago.

>>22541428
How does $10000 sound?

>>22541159
This did not age well. SQQQ $30 EOD

>>22541442
the modern economy is based on jfrog and snowflake.

SNOW is the pets.com of 2020 prove me wrong. Pro tip you can’t

>>22541455
well, that's a start but I expect more from him

>>22541428
new paradimn

digital discs

500 eoy

>>22541465
Are we gonna finally get to cum today daddy bear?

>>22541466
Wtf is a Jew frog

Why is AAPL and QQQ tanking while GME goes up

GME squeeze will erase all of my losses for the year

Come on JPOW, we need you to POOOOMP. I wish his trades were public knowledge so we could know if he expects markets to pump or dump on their report today

>>22541519
NEW BASED PARADIME

>>22541519
Brick and mortar video game stores are the new tech stocks.

sqqq calls baby

>>22541488
No he's just digging in his heels. He was here for the original DD drops but to hear him tell the story we've all been saying GME TO $100 instead of GME to $12 and maybe a squeeze.

There are dozens of people posting this stuff >>22541454
Almost entirely because they fell for !UgWA6MCN8M's lies.
Sometimes the countershill with no argument is the actual shill. I feel sorry for people who don't know how to separate signal from noise.

>>22541372
You're pretty damn good at farming (You)s

>>22541519
they arent related at all

>>22541552
i'm not surprised at all by this

>>22541078
How to time the buy though?

>>22541505
I hope so son

What time is palantir IPO available?

I googled palantir and Google gave me a list of "evil companies"...how can I not throw money into this??

>>22541552
but the original "DD" drops were $50-$100 target...

>missed the snow pump
looks like it's suicide again for me

GMEr's RISE UP!
Shorties, when will they learn?

>>22541519
because GME is in a position where it pumps more when it pumps more. It's just math and retard short sellers, just like how HTZ pumps after it was already going bankrupt, except this time this is a massive short squeeze potential where you don't have the risk of bankruptcy and 100% downside.

and can you believe people are still shorting and fueling the short burn? People shorting now will be the idiots fueling the rally at $15
https://iborrowdesk.com/report/GME

>>22541519
short squeeze

w-what happens when it hits 28?

if snow goes back to $120 today ill buy lol

>>22541585
A week from today.

>>22541552
He kept ranting about moving goalposts but this is the actual post that made him wear the trip.
>>22387001
There was never a goal in the first place.
It's all a load of bullshit.

>>22541580
I like Yuka because she trying really hard to make her ass look big even though it's your typical smol asian butt

>>22541580
rolling, thanks daddy bear

Tbqh the fact I exclusively own FNGU TSLA and TQQQ and am down <2% really isn’t so bad

>>22541580
roll

>>22541580
I swear asian faces are just beyond disgusting

>>22541276
>>22541205
Uh theta won’t matter yet with a 1/15 expiration you idiot. It’s because of the drop in implied volatility, he likely purchased right before earnings when iV was like 250% or some shit.

It won’t really matter if there’s a short squeeze, it’ll print regardless

holy shit heat biologic is mooned

>GME

apologize

>>22541580
I think maybe 3 and 4 are the only ones I'd even care about. Everyone else is kinda old looking. Especially the granny in 1

all my meme stocks are up but apple/tqqq are eating shit as usual

>>22541602
gme may still go under like many retail stores have. its kind of a bad business to be in.

>>22541625
when was the DD posted?

>>22541669
They're uggos by asian standards.

What do you guys think of the FEAC reverse merger with Skillz, and furthermore the potential lawsuit involving the process of the merger?

>>22541220
SQQQ is what I use my day trades on. Bear shit like that is meant to be used purely as damage control with whatever cash you have on hand to stop the bleeding for the day. Took me a year to figure this out to save yourself during crashes, but we live and we learn

>>22541669
Literally the only one's who's faces I don't find attractive are 5 and 9, and with 5 it looks like it might just be that she's making a weird face there, and 9 isn't disgusting either just not on par with the rest

>>22541618
lmfao XDDD

>>22541679
dont attract that annoying penny stock shill by mentioning that ticker

>>22541602
>https://iborrowdesk.com/report/GM
how do i read this chart

>>22541592
Nigga you literally didn't miss it. Only ((((institutions))) got to taste that sweet sweet floor price. The fuckin IPO """""opened"""""" at $270. Unless your name had Stein in it somewhere, you were forbidden from making money off it today. Wait until this shit makes a move before planning your entry.

>>22541697
I don't know. There are many different people here with many different opinions about the target price and whatever. Depending on who you talk to you get a different answer.

>>22541695
Their stores are doing fine. Their challenge has always been their bloated SG&A costs and that they overextended (>5000 stores wtf). News paint the stores closing down like GME is going bankrupt, but it's just part of de-densifying measures direly needed years ago to get rid of unprofitable stores or even profitable stores (to funnel those customers to other stores like 10 minutes away).

>>22541680
I do apologize. Everytime you guys shill a pump and dump I'm sceptical. Next time I will hop on.

Why does everyone hate aapl so much now?

>>22541697
Was spammed about 2-3 weeks ago if memory serves me. Been posted again occasionally every few days

WHAT THE HECK IS WKHS DOING

IT'S GOING TO BE AN M DAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKIGN JEWROME START PRINTING!!!!!!!!!

>>22541694
I bought Apple the Friday before the stock split lol. Fuck me

Caught the 27.50 dip to more than double my horse stable

WTF HORSE $28

>>22541743
>be jewish
>your jewish friends lets you put your money into an IPO and literally double it
Why aren't you jewish bros.

>>22541725
>flat noses
>eyes that barely open
>fucked up teeth
>caked in makeup

>>22541669
dont let the kpopnegros find this post

>>22541749
non innovative company run by a SJW homo with overpriced product

>>22541749
garbage boomer stock

>>22541733
ok

>>22541743
Yeah, pretty much. No fun for retail allowed. The reason 90% fail to beat the market is that the market isn't fair.

STOP FUCKING SELLING

>>22541725
>>22541788
>>22541669

>>22541786
It's ok, 29 comes after 28

>>22541741
short sellers are paying over 50% interest to borrow shares to short. At some point it stopped updating because there are NO shares left to borrow and short with, even now there are only 65000 shares (InteractiveBrokers specifically) available to short for a company with over 55 million outstanding shares.

Normally interest rates are only like 0.3% since shares are abundant.

>>22541771
>Dip

>>22541697
I remember I came to SMG early August and put “GME” in here, not a peep or reply.

>>22541788
Yes, but when you're
>unironic weeb
>unironic incel
They end up all looking attractive anyway
I'm aware of my mental illness but can't seem to do anything to fix it

>>22541815
then $30bb

Will I make it?

>>22541814
Daddy bear pls, don't put me in with the trannies
I like animoo but I want to fuck the animoo not be the animoo

>>22541825
Faggots have been shilling that piece of shit since last year in here.

G M E
M
E

>SNOW "dip" being bought
This is going to crater into the earth after the closing bell or they might as well pick up Musk as their CEO

>>22541845
impressive if you grew that organically without adding funds. nice job

>>22541859
Mostly LCIguy.

Randomly bought this on a whim, it’s always shit I barely put any money into that 3x

AAPL plz plz no more ;(

>>22541672
ya thats actually it i logged on one day im like im going all in at open! and i could have just waited like 2 minutes later and got much cheaper

>>22541859
>since last year
So you're telling me this isn't the first time some random trippy BTFO'd them?

so whats the exit price after the GME short squeeze is over?

>>22541845
not by using a fidelity mobile app
Use thinkorswim with multi monitors
I literally only lost money in my first trades because fidelity's trading platform is shit made for normie boomers to buy bluechips

>>22541746
their challenge is that they are in a dying industry.

stocks in growing industries like PYPL or MSFT go up.

GMEs best hope is probably to become an online store.

no position either way. but i wouldnt be surprised to see GME become JCP or one of the other hundreds of dead retailers.

>>22541845
Not bad at all Anon

>>22541883
Get FUCKED stupid faggot lmao

>GME now at 8.40 and rising

excuse me what the fuck?

>>22541757
going to mars
get in kid

so I just read Palantirs product descriptions. Sounds like nothing but hot air and buzzwords. How are they evaluated so highly? This is more obvious a scam than most shitcoins.

did i do good, george?
can i finally afford a place with the rabbits?

When is the WKHS contract supposed to be announced?

>>22541892
we don't yet if it'll squeeze, it's probably just margin calls at this point for some shorts.
RIP at the retards who shorted at $6 after Q2 though.

But even without a squeeze, it can be like TLRY's short burn. Not sure if it'll be long-term short burn like TSLA, i'd really really prefer not to long GME past November or Q1 2021 at latest.

>>22541870
About 9k of it is added over time.

About 1-1.5k a month

>>22541916
You did good
>>22541855
Don't worry kiddo, you're a strapping young lad, not a tranny animoo

Who bag holding aapl
Just gotta hold until it goes up 15% then I can sell

Made a small profit with DAL. Rolled into more GE @ 6.11 per. Now GE's on fire.. Epic timing paid off yet again. Now to sit on my ass and wait for 12 per to knock on my door. If it takes a while that's cool. Let those divvies work. I've got over 1700 shares so even a little 4 cents per share adds up.

im literally locked out of my robinhood account still if the squeeze happens i wont be able to sell it

so i dont really have a exit price LOL

>>22541915
palantir is essentially buying the technocrat deep state being built to combat the chinese

RECOOOOOOOMMMMER I HOLD GME

>>22541749
The writing was on the wall when jobs died. They are just milking what they have now, they will be like blackberry.

Why do people sell options when buy & hold QQQ outperforms?

HORSECHADS WE HAVE BROKEN $28

>>22541915
Always long American misery and short the middle class

>>22541966
I believe in apple

>>22541883
AAPL is a savings account for SNOW buyers. They'll be back.

>>22541952
You're not supposed to admit that dude you're supposed to say it's all from growing your measly 1k initial

MY JETS ARE MOONING

>>22541148
Government contracts.

>>22541991
>not getting paid a tip to get QQQ shares

Damn it feels good to be a horsechad

>>22541991
They are greedy. Buy and Hold is literally the superior option

I'm up 18% average in airlines, should I sell and take profits? Or hold for another couple years.

>>22542013
Lol...i dont want to jinx myself

>>22541915
>a brainlet trying to read about a tech company at the cutting edge of data analytics
>"hurr i dont understand all these long words!!! they must mean nothing!! is there a 1m youtube video anywher?????"

why is the nasdaq dumping?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCHR7m_pnNQ

Thanks again to the original WKHS anon who started shilling it last Summer, if you're still here. Literally a 14-bagger for me right now. Even higher if you had bought all of your shares during the week it went below $1.50.

>>22541757
>I sold 9/18 27c covered calls yesterday

YAMEROOOO

>>22542003
>>22542009
Get dunked on tech investing idiots way to buy the very top of the bubble in a company whose creative talent died from AIDS like 10 years ago and is rotting in a grave like your gains ROFL lol

>>22541950
>TLRY
>tfw when family was angel investor into privateer holding
>only paid out stock after it crashed and burned

Good day to be a FDX boomerchad

who the fuck is buying snow this high lmao

>>22541159
Guys this isn't the guy.

Aaaaaaaaaa shorted SNOW at $238, when's it gonna dump bros

>>22542039
Do you know what a stop loss is, friend?

>>22542053
JP in 27 minutes

HAHAHAHAHA WHERE ARE THE GME BEARS NOW?! WHERE ARE THE HERETICS THAT DIDNT BELIEVE IN THE DIVINE GOSPEL THAT IS COOOOOOOMING?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LONG LIVE COOM CAT AND FUCK BEARS AND FUCK JANNIES

>>22542057
anon..

>>22542060
Started buying at $5 and stopped at $20. I don't know if I should keep buying or just hold?

>>22542053
Because jpow hasn’t turned the printer on

>>22541818
Why the fuck do you think I'm sweating?

>>22542062
>I sold 29c earlier today
Still safe but this is a little close for comfort

>>22542078
Post shorts.
They came out with a monthly subscription that locks people into the ecosystem yesterday.

>>22542093
isn't this where it was a week ago?

GME is proof that ""meme magic"" and shilling literally transcends into reality.
Next time something is heavily shilled on /biz/ you HAVE to FOMO in immediately or you will NOT make it.

>>22541826
the reality is after getting /fit/ and /fa/ and working on your social skills you will still only attract the same level of attractiveness in a woman
if you were 5/10 and did all the above, you might get 7/7.5/10, dont expect to land a 9 or 10/10 female
It is still worth whole to pursue social and /fit/ gains. You need to start of slow

>>22541669

>>22541749
They've been selling the same products for the past 10 years. Steve kept them pushing the envelope through sheer being an asshole and he didn't allow promotion of anyone who might challenge him so there was nobody capable of taking up his reins when he died. They're just coasting into irrelevance now.

>can’t fucking sleep
I fuckinf hate my life bros fuck this shit I literally get off work at 5 am and try to hit the hay at 7 am and now it’s almost 11 and I’m still tossing and turning what do

>>22542150
what about ktov

>>22542152
Lmao at the idea that you're ever going to be an 'alpha' if you're born beta. Literally just be a simp to a dominant woman dude, it's never gonna work any other way. Women can tell

>>22542150
i actually believe the /pol/ memed coronavirus into existence

lol

like i remember threads before the news even talked about it

LET THE NASDUMP COMMENCE

>>22541428

how does $9.70 sound?

>>22542079
weed stocks are a pile i'll never get in, fucking agriculture penny stocks wit shitty margins, they can't even make a profit years later (except Aphria). I guess that's why alcohol and cigarette companies don't grow their own shit.

so weed brand products though? I'll jump in immediately, but government regulations are still too strict against it.

Just found out my gf who said she's saving herself for marriage watches porn every day
Won't even give me a blowie but will watch facefuck videos
I should sell right?

>>22542160
this is why you cant trust asians whatsoever unless they dont wear makeup, out of all the races asians are the ones that will literally transform their entire appearance with 6 hours of makeup a day

Are there memelines on the expected drops? I would like estimates on how much QQQ is expected to go down and if there is ever a reversal during any of these meetings.

>>22542152
The problem with women is literally all they care about is social status. I'm easily a 9/10 looks and money wise, but it just doesn't fucking matter because I have no friends and no woman wants to be with someone with nobody to introduce them to.

>>22542152
Oh trust me, my standards are far below what you're probably imagining. Even if I did get /fit/ and /fa/ and 'made it' off of my stunks, I'd be perfectly fine with a christmas cake 4/10 face with no ass or tits as long as she's a decent person and will watch Chinese cartoons with me

>>22540838
i sold horse at 18USD, hodling isn't even a meme. Not gonna repeat the mistake with AMD. diamond hands through 150USD EOY.

>>22541580
Wew, rolling for my OC.

>>22542150
i missed out on the WKHS meme magic so I was more open to reading into why GME was being shilled hard. Can't believe the math was so obvious.

>>22542203
cut your losses asap anon, she is fucking someone on the side

>>22542203
she's a lying whore and is likely cheating on you

I bought NKLA puts finally and it moons

Should I just sell and accept I'm a fucking failure

>>22542169
WJYL

>>22542203
Learn how to seduce her better. You aren't sexy to her or nearly as suave as you think you are. Not trying to hurt your feelings, just trying to be honest with you to help you out

>>22542087
Nice thought, thanks.

>>22542205
Surgery too.

>>22542199
Weed will eventually have 1-4% margins like every other commodity. Easily grown weed, kek

>>22542184
More chink shills on /pol/ memed it into existence
Only people that benefited/could have benefited from the entire west shutting down their economy was them

WHEN DO WE SELL GME, AT WHAT PRICE
HOLD ME BOYS IM SCARED

>>22542043
explain how this is worth 20 billion. pro tip, you cant.

>>22542160
>Two-face.gif

>>22542203
We need more info anon.

>>22542203
>believing women

you are learning hard lessons all men through history have had to learn anon

>>22542203
Like the other anon said and like I told you in a previous thread
She's fucking someone else, you're her beta backup she'll settle down with once her cunt is already destroyed

>>22542203
she doesnt like you

she sucks dick she just doesnt suck your dick

you are a cuck you need to do something!

>>22542255
true that too

the virus isnt real but it did a good job to ruin the west even more

>>22542169
$KTOV went from $.50 to $1.40 or so, it will probably do it again kek. don't bet against (((them)))

>>22542195
isn't that just peoples stop losses triggering?

WHY IS HORSE DUMPING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHO THE FUCK IS SELLING FUCKING STOP SELLING YOU BLODY BICH BASTERDS!!!!!!!!!!!

>>22542124
Oh wow squeezing even more money out of their economially beleaguered customer base with a subscription for things that the competition does for free! What a fantastic idea

>>22541580
rollin

>>22542256
well no doubt weed will eventually be good to get into, but as of today, it's still priced like it's already legalized in the US.
Definitely don't touch the growers, just stick to the high margin companies. Maybe medical will be good sooner? Not really sure and frankly I'd rather put the money elsewhere

$TSLA 1 year chart still looks incredibly bullish w/ the bounce off the 50 moving average

>>22542160
RTX off / RTX on

>>22542009
This is me. TSLA is my retirement account.

>>22542301
I'm not seeing a horse dump
tell me stranger, are you from the future or the past? Tell me!

my puts are finally collecting

>Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway just made a fast $1 billion on Snowflake's surging IPO

Kek'd

All of you said for WEEKS that GME wasnt going to make it. But who's laughing now? If you ever doubted the GME infinity squeeze for ONE second, you are fucking NIGGER. And you will be POOR forever.

>>22542203
Wow so the girl actually admits to watching porn huh. Used to be a girl wouldn't admit to it much less watch it. It was the dude who got the girl into the porn watching thing not the other way around. Maybe you both should watch it. Get the mood going strong.

>>22542168
I worked 10p-6a for a couple years. Blacked out windows helped, but it doesn't fix the sound of the neighbors mowing their lawn at normal hours. I never got used to it, the human body isn't made to live that way.

>>22542325

>>22541428
>>22542198
>>22542261
If you make any profit over the S&P you're doing better than most traders. Dream big but not too big.

>>22542306
It is a fantastic idea, yes. It will print money and tie people into the ecosystem. Competitors are losing their shit.

Apple entry point?

>>22541580
they all look the same, roll anyway.

>>22542252
>jaw bones
OH WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT THOSE WERE FISH

>>22542302
>>22542301
what is wrong with you subanimals, its literally 40 cents down at the moment calm your cholesteral soaked arteries down

>>22542316
Just a complete trash business wouldn't touch it maybe some of the ancillary fertilizers or something

>>22542211
In reality you're not as attractive or wealthy as you think.

>>22542359
literally any price, it will be $250 by this time next year

GameStonks only rise up?

>>22542366
I'm talking about the broader market blody bich sucker

>>22542325
More like DLSS with how makeup makes everything sumdge and uniform.

>>22542278
Well we met at church, she comes over every day and loves making out but won't let me touch her clit. She's very sensitive and seems to orgasm from just playing with her tits.
If we go to far she shuts down and says we need to stop, then when she gets home she says stuff like "oh I'm so wet I'm watching this facefuck thinking it's your dick in my mouth".
That's really the long and the short of it.

$GME
do not settle for less than you deserve. We have all the ingredients to go over $50 where GME was when there were more than 100m shares while now we have only 65m shares outstanding. GME has the same amount of revenue as Chewy which trades at market cap above $20b.

>>22542366
lol made you look haha

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!

>>22542354
This. Too many people treat the Market as a get rich quick scheme. Also, I think you are right about Apple, it's a dip now, but that will easily be made up for when their financials start coming out in the next couple quarters

>>22542334
max wew

>>22542211
you could get some hobbies or interests besides the internet. its a slow process. if you hate humans or crippling anxiety, then just stay inside

>>22542392
yeah I goofed should have put RTX on + DLSS2.0

>>22542403
I don't know,. you haven't told us what it was or is

>>22542398
>We have all the ingredients to go over $50
..............

>>22542354
Yikes dude you really just went full boomer

>>22542394
She is testing you to see if you'll grow a spine and be assertive.

>>22542362

>>22542394
Sounds like she's testing you bro.

>>22542461
Couldn't it just be that she actually doesn't want to get sex before marriage and doesn't know how bad porn is?

>>22542462

>>22542455

Fuck it. I'm buying NKLA puts if it hits 34.88 again.

>>22542394
She enjoys torturing you and making you horny without any release. Tell her you have a fantasy about wearing a chastity cage, preferably when you are losing money at daytrading. Post results so I can fap

>>22542394
Marry her, anon. Then she'll give in.

Ten minutes. Who else bought TQQQ?

>>22542394
dude that sounds like an ideal life im jealous

>>22542482
That is a facade she is putting on; the "good Christian girl". The fact that she mentioned escalating means she wants it.

JPOW LINK
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents.htm
JPOW LINK
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents.htm
JPOW LINK
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents.htm
JPOW LINK
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents.htm
JPOW LINK
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents.htm
JPOW LINK
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents.htm

>>22542338
IM LAUGHING AND COOMING I CANT CONCENTRATE AT WORK NOW

>>22542394
Sounds like a keeper. No one is perfect.

>>22542526
Yeah but I actually can't think straight I'm so fucking horny
No amount of jerkin off fixes it
It's probably not a good idea to make life decisions in this state
Plus we've only been dating for 6 months
Luckily she doesn't know about my stonks.
I'm never going to tell her incase we get married and she divorces me

SNOW TO BE TAKEN PRIVATE AT $420 FUNDING SECURED.
SNOW TO BE ADDED TO S&P 500 AFTER 0 QUARTERS OF POSITIVE EARNINGS.
THIS IS BREAKING NEWS.

>>22542435
>newfag

T-minus 37 minutes till Jerome either blesses us or fucks us in the ass

>>22540917
Is this naver stock?

What if JPOW announces covid vaccine in ten minutes.

>>22542394
She wants you to take control anon. Be a man and fuck her throat.

Who else /comfy/ waiting for the FED announcement?

>>22541943
Unknown. USPS Fiscal Year ends Sept. Most major announcements by USPS are Sept. So thats what the hype is based around. People assume its close. RFP +90 Days is Mid October so announcement has to be before that.

>>22542203
>>22542394

>>22542462
What are the long term effects of this shit? Have there been studies done on how people age with 40% of their face chopped off? I don't think this matters in the long run if it presents no health issues down the line.

>>22542615
Try 6min

>>22542338
>infinity squeeze
see it's shit like this that makes me think the $50/$100 price points really is what was shilled

>>22542581
whats with this waiting for marriage shit? You can finger her, get blowies, and stick it in her butt, watch porn, jerk off everything except PIV and your 'god' is ok with this?

>>22542581
Physically take her hand and put it over your crotch, then tell her to take your dick out next time she is moaning from rubbing her tits

GME 9$ EOD

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>22542646
Can't find a live link for 2pm, I only use shit for 2:30

>>22542637
MOAR

>>22542637
STOP. also whats this pattern called?

>>22542655
>>22542581
Also, watch porn together if it makes her so wet

>>22542654
No. That's the point.
It's more like if I'm suffering through this, I don't think she should be watching facefuck porn

Fuck Jpow, I'm ordering McDonalds right now. They have a BOGO on their 6 pieces nuggets right now. Get one of those with a McDouble and I've got a full meal for $5. Fuck getting drinks outside, that shit is a scam.

>>22542693
the reverse rollercoaster

Is this the best link to hear Jerome?
https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htm

>>22542548
This meme would be better if he had steak in the pot

>>22542723
It's been delayed a half hour, those feckers

>>22542709
this is going to sound crazy but try talking to her directly and being honest

>>22542709
Dude if she's watching facial abuse videos there's no way she is redeemable in the "purity" sense. Just lay her, goddamn.

wew glad i somehow timed that last dip perfectly

>>22542620
Maybe add more funding?

>>22542760
The bogs are getting their plays ready.

>tfw I started the GME coomer meme
Well shit that escalated quickly. Gotta give props to the one anon who made the excellent cat copy pasta, I’ve been using it since

>>22542762
That does sound crazy
But you are probably right

I just think must people probably would have left by now and the last thing I want to do is be in another relationship where I'm being taken for a ride

>>22542709
Dude just beat her and/or fuck her. Bitch doesn't have the authority to play these retarded games with your head. If she won't put out but watches porn and teases you, dump her on the curb.

>>22542794
Bogs already made their plays. Yesterday there was a closed door no cameras allowed meeting between Powell and the bogniggers, unironically. Today is just the pleb stream to try to make the markets look legitimate and fair

>FED KEEPS RATES UNCHANGED

BLAST IT

>>22542709
You are suffering because of your biological urges? Why can't you pray it away? ask your god to take away these urges? Is it as simple as asking for forgiveness, instead?
if you god is not ok with it then why did you say
>won't let me touch her clit. She's very sensitive and seems to orgasm from just playing with her tits.
If we go to far she shuts down

whats too far? blow jobs?

why not just get married now and your can purge yourself? if it is so much torture

https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20200916a.htm

fed statement out

>>22542848
>Status of Moon Mission today: Confirmed

>>22542693
>JPow's signature

>>22542848
Priced in?

So, real talk here. Do i disinvest something so i can all in on tqqq expecting a good Jerome or i don't?

>>22542855
I guess I could try to pray about it, thanks. I honestly can't believe I didn't think of that.

>>22542935
This is a joke right?

>>22542935
JUST BEAT HER LIKE A MAN.

It's simple lmao

FUCK YOU QQQ GO BACK TO PUMPING WTF WAS THAT SHITTY 2 MINUTE PUMP

too many posts in this thread

>>22542883
Sooo?

>>22542848
>>22542887
Sorry nigs, market momentum says otherwise. Keeping rates steady isn't enough. This entire bull rebounce has been fuelled by hopium that Powell would announce something more substantial than keeping things as they are.

>>22542917
Nobody knows, my dear sweet child. Jpow can either say something great or say something terrible. I wouldn't put anything in TQQQ if you have cash now, it's a gamble because his word can swing the market in either direction.

>>22542883
Thanks Anon!

>>22542935
Just fuck roasties on the side until she's ready. If you have no intentions of marrying her then just cut her loose.

>>22542957
No my brain literally hasn't been working for weeks
The thought never crossed my mind

>>22542798
Thanks for making the GME coom meme friend, I wouldn’t have made the coom cat without it. We’re all gonna make it :’^)

>>22542998
It's starting to move up bobo

>>22542998
Plus the minutes aren't enough. Most boomers in charge of the accounts aren't paying attention to the content, they're paying attention to how he speaks / his emotions. Wait and see how markets respond to his emotions. He really is a god awful speaker. Take a shot if he mentions black lives matter

>>22543018
My man!

>>22542709
>2020
>not being smart enough to realize relationships are EZ mode if you literally just talk about shit
ffs people are fucking dumb

>>22543018
i call it the cohen cat cuz it looks like ryan cohen

>>22543010
Do you lack self awareness or are you baiting? I can't tell.

Is that fucking it? Nasdaq and QQQ go up now?

>>22542890
>>22542890
>>22542890
>>22542890

>416 replies

>>22542608

>>22542608

>>22542608

>>22543177
Not this one yet.

>>22543122
101% having a hard time with self awareness