/biz/ - Business & Finance

Feels like I've outgrown these threads... AAAAing and OOOOOing just isn't the same once you realize everyone is actually retarded or mentally ill

Here's to a comfy day, lads

>>22536965
>t. Ginormous Faggot

>why yes I'm always in the green, how could you tell?

>>22536965
shut the fuck up catposting faggot

Give it to me straight, how badly did I fuck up? First time buying and I didn't put much thought into it desu. Really only doubting the JPM and ICLN purchase. Maybe I went too hard on buy low sell high when banks are doing so poorly.

>>22536965
The fed has stopped pumping.

>>22537220
you didn't fuck up at all.
you didn't do anything right either.

you only lose when you stop.

Should I gamble with silver certifiates while jpow speaks?

>>22537220
We are literally at the top of a massive tech bubble. QQQ is very risky as a long hold. The fed is not pumping the market anymore.

Getting gallbladder surgery tomorrow. Sitting in cash other than my long term holds.

So DIV pays every month and has a 8-12% annual yield. Why would anyone put their money in a savings account when DIV just blows that out of the water easily and is only a tiny bit more risky?

>>22536891
end my life. I started with 17k in july. down almost 15k in September

Why won't CLIS fucking do anything boys

>>22537455
How did you lose money during one of the greatest bull runs of all time? Just kept buying puts in July and August and Calls at the beginning of Sept? Maybe you should just buy and hold from now on?

Should have sold all my apple yesterday instead of only half

Do I buy more V or UNH boomerbros

>>22537408
because the vast majoirityy of people are retarded, they either dont participate in the markets or they jump in and out of the markets because they hve the perfect timing (tm)

>Nio down
>nkla up

My job does payroll in a weird way where it constantly cycles around at different dates, so sometimes end up getting paid for the work you put in multiple weeks prior for your paycheck.

The woman that processes my timesheets forgot to put my timesheets for multiple weeks into the system, and now i haven't been paid for the time I worked many weeks ago. She said that those hours will be put in for the next paycheck, but that's at the end of the month.

If I lived paycheck to paycheck like most Americans I'd probably have to take out a loan or something. This kind of thing seems way too important to leave no one accountable when mistakes like this are made.

>>22537484
My calls didn't print and I have / had 75 calls expire last week and this. :( fuck take two and activision double fuck nokia losing to samsung

>>22536965
>he not realize it people just having fun

Sell the fuckin news already kodk

SPOT down hard for the day/week after the Apple annoucements
is there an opportunity for a dip buy here?
there are rumours Trumpfy will appear on the Rogan podcast, or they might just hold the whole debate on there (unlikely imo)

>>22537532
ok take that trash over to >>>/g/csg

DUMP DUMP DUMP

>>22537534
lol i work security, wagie-wage etc, and they do this all the time. i respond by not doing any work from the time of the error, to the time of the correction. i'll literally let murder occur during that time, i dont care lol. i slept for 5 days in a row once, 8 hour shifts, 40 hours of sleeping, until they paid.

>>22537639
"rumors" are from stupid people. Trump tweeted he would be interested in a debate with Biden hosted by Rogan. That's it. Rumors he will appear on Rogan are from 23 year olds named Ryan who go to Community College and smokes grass every day

Why is shit going down?

Lads im 4 months into my first office job and im starting to fucking hate it. I want to kms all day and then my stomach hurts at night from the anxiety. Theres a never ending pile of shit to do. Its not comfy anymore. What the fuck do i do i hate this so much. Honestly might blow my brains out soon ive been considering it for a few days now.

stocktwits is down redpill me what tf happened to kodak again

>>22537683
This is a software job, so it's a little more demanding. I was hoping to buy a second monitor because I'm working from home and really need one (had to give mine away to my family because they all are working from home now), but I guess that isn't in the cards. I also lost the rest of my money on sqqq calls, but it wasn't really that much to begin with. I cancelled my gym membership to try and save a few bucks.

Wow /smg/ is slow this morning... Probably an omen of the crab.

>>22537827
Circuit breakers

>>22537377

What do I replace QQQ with? I'm 89iq, don't really care too much about it all, I will do what random anon says for a fun ride

>>22537882
Biogen? idk.

>>22537866
smg did a 2 for 1 split
>>22536426

ES_F looking come back 3360 bleg

>>22537827
Oil stocks fell, means oil will be more expensive, expensive oil generally means stocks go down. Things haven't fallen that much, because retail spending is up and people are waiting on the FED announcement today in 3 hours

>>22536891
I am the creditor of my debt.
Inverted is my yield curve and expanded is my balance sheet.
I have minted over a thousand Trillions.
Unknown to Default,
Nor known to Liquidity.
Have withstood prosperity to create many financial instruments.
Yet, those notes will never store any value
So as I print, Unlimited Quantitative Easing.

SNOW (ticker)

Winter is coming

>>22537639
>SPOT
>PTON
>NIO
>DOCU

>>22537882
You hold it until next week for battery day, then you sell and either buy more banks are put into the reverse etf

>>22537846
>stocktwits is down redpill me what tf happened to kodak again
Jews. Literally.

>>22537990
i think i got ip banned can someone confirm if its not loading properly for anyone else ?

>>22537967
>WORK

>>22537882
Berkshire Hathaway is a good hedge in the recession IMO. QQQ is a good long term if it's in your retirement account, so is SPY.

Anyone telling you otherwise is a fucking retarded monkey who doesn't like 10%/annual lifetime return

>>22537829
Start watching football. Talk about dem cowboys during coffee breaks. Don’t forget to take coffee breaks. Welcome to your life. There’s no turning back.

SNOW at $195-$200

this crabbing is straight bullish

Lol still holding tech at this point

Are you even trying to make it?

Anyone looking to pick up some SNOW or JFROG after they start trading on the market today?

What time will SNOW start trading? I think it will pump the NASDAQ a bit

>>22538037
I work with all women. Theyre old too, and niggers. Its fucking insufferable m8. We dont even have coffee here

>>22536988
max comf

>>22538102
PILL ME ON JFROG QUICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

shill me an option to buy

>>22538085
Me when stimmy gets passed before Monday

>>22538053
So when do I get to buy this?
It currently shows 23.75 on Seeking Alpha

>>22537829
Become a water plant or sewer plant operator. I literally shitpost on my phone all day while ignoring texts from my wife because I'm busy staring at QQQ's chart. And I make three times what anybody in this flyover town makes aside from the city manager.

>>22538075
thanks for the tip, time to sell

When is Jerome mouthing off? How much will blm fuck my portfolio today?

>>22537194
I went like 1k in on diamond yesterday at the afternoon dip, already feels good

Are you fucking kidding me

>>22536891
I THOUGHT TECH ONLY GOES UP?

>>22536988

What's the general mood in the market? Fear and paranoia?

>>22536891
>>22538151
Link next time OP

>>22536891
Press OOOOOOOO to get TSLA to go green.
OOOOOOO!

>>22538174
No tech only goes down.

put bears back into cages
and clean up that cum all over the place for gods sake

What is your plan with stocks by election time?

http://www.strawpoll.me/20950248

>>22537455
HAHAHAHA oh shit look at this retard LMFAO HAHAHAHA

we bottom at 2:30 today

It keeps fucking crabbing.

Isnt there some announcement today?

WKHS

>>22538144
based. Then Battery Day pumps the NASDAQ again on Monday and we reach new ATH

>>22536988
Have a good comfy day. But markets open so probably not that comfy. Weekends more comfy.

PLEASE REDPILL ME ON JFROG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22537549
lmao you deserve it

God damn. I wish i didn't buy tsla and had saved that money for uec instead. Now i dont have enough shares to be content and it broke 1.20

>>22537549
Sorry to hear that, friend. If it's any consolation, that's heavy gambling so you kinda deserve to lose all that money. Play smarter next time

>>22537549
Nokia? Are you serious?

>>22538178
All the people with a brain are feeling that
The normies are all buying the TSLA and AAPL dips

>>22537933
...And so, his life has no meaning.
That body was certainly, made out of debt...

heh

Do I buy V today gents

>>22538159
Unbelievably based

what stonk should i buy to afford a ps5?

>>22538178
we're getting there

Are we doing anything with Kike flix and the whole thing about them sexualizing children causing outrage and people to cancel their accounts? I'm thinking puts should be good.

>>22537967
>putting NIO on that list

>>22537933
>>22538239
J-J-J-J-J-J-JAM IT IN

volume is kill

put your QQQ in the bag anon

>>22537534
Damn that's rough. I handle payroll for a company where people turn in timesheets. And mistakes do happen, but when they do we get them a paid the next day. Sometimes even the same day if they're willing to come pick up the check in person instead of getting direct deposit.

>>22536891
The bid/ask on snowflake before trading is absolutely fucking ridiculous

>>22538279
its illegal for little grils to have a gun

>>22538279
Jokes on you Bocchi, I'm only holding SQQQ calls

>>22538268
The people outraged don't have accounts.

the day chart looks like a cunny-shaped crash tbqh

>V
>HD
>CAT
>MSFT
>BABA
there. That’s the portfolio. Literally all you need to make it

>>22538277
Post proof.

>>22537866
i know my bulls and bears but what is the crab?

>>22538127
Get a real job

>>22538149
Depends on your broker. You might be able to put in a limit order now. You could try your trading page/tab/window instead of pulling up a chart.

>nasdaq about to green again
>s&p500 at Intra-Day High

based

You autists still trading? When are you gonna take the cheeky swing 1-3% daily trade pill and chill? Up 3%, grand on the day and I just check out, no stress.

>>22537534
if that happens once it aint a big deal but if it keeps happening that totally worth talking to your boss about

Cramer coming out apologizing for what he said about Pelosi, what a fucking pandering slime

KODK 10C09252020?

>>22538321
Cramer is a bitch

oh hey... im not bagholding GME anymore.. im green..

>>22538321
no one will remember backtracking, everyone will remember he called her crazy to her face.

>>22538314
henlo fren

>>22538140
My former roommate recommended it to me. Says it's really popular dev ops CI/CD code scanning software. It's an Israeli tech company. So maybe you could make lots of money with them or maybe you'll get scammed...

>>22538295
no

>>22538321
lil bitch

>>22538318
I'll start doing that when I have enough money for that small of a percent move to make me enough money to feel good about just doing that everyday
Fortunately I live in a 3rd wor--I mean, 'emerging market' so I really don't need that much to feel comfortable living here

Cock and ball pattern forming on Tesla

>>22538295
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

>>22538360
drop the gun now thats illegal!

Good morning /smg/! Hope everyones portfolios are green today.

>>22538268
Normies don't care. Netflix has had gay shit for years, even amazon prime video is doing retarded stuff too. It's just manufactured outrage, it doesn't actually exist.

>>22538318
I'm thinking of opening a cash account with another brokerage so I don't have a day trade limit so I can do that.

>>22538314
>nasdaq about to green again
Just flipped green. Bulls gaining strength!

AAAAHHHH DO I GO LONG OR SHORT FOR FOMC WHICH WAY

>>22538381
>A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
>people
>women
>people

>>22538413
Just barely, up 0.13%

i told you bros to buy TQQQ at -2%. i told you bros to buy SQQQ at -4%. you could of been net up if you bounced between these two.

10,000 IQ bouncing between SQQQ and TQQQ all day

>>22538238
I think the right move is to go back to value picks (temporarily) until the market cools down.

My favourite boomer stock continues to be stable. I also like TSM but unfortunate that it's moving with the rest of tech shit even when it's inherently a stable boomer stock that grows organically, probably because it jumped up too fast yesterday.

>>22538418

I just buy the close and sell the open. Let’s me hold onto my day trade and if it doesn’t pump bright n early I hold for the day it will go above your average at some point during the day unless you bought in too high the day before

>>22538394
You can't stop me

>>22538413
finally ditched my chef bag at +25%, never felt better.

>>22538429
Victory goes to anon here.

NKLA about to launch up again huh

DFEN

>>22538318
What can I swing with less than $1k?

Glad i'm not waging today

>>22538442
you should be in school not robbing peoples stocks at gunpoint

>>22538429
Well played, gg no re

what do you guys think about CLF?

price of iron is jumping

>>22538467
TQQQ, WKHS, MRNA, NVAX

or stay stable like anon here >>22538437 which is actually not a bad decision either

Tfw you work for Fedex and didn’t get a real raise for the 2nd year in a row now because “they can’t afford it” yet the stock is now booming

just closed out my first option with a 10% gain bros

GME is actually happening
Nonbelievers eternally btfo

>>22538474
>tfw no emasculator gf

Sorry Bobo. The time of the Bear is over. The time of the Crab is nigh.

>>22538458
> #do #your #own #duediligence
what fucking DD is she doing on a yolo tesla call?

>>22538349
If you set stop losses, make sure to rub them in !UgWA6MCN8M's face.

GME

wheres KODK going?

>>22538474
>Knocker-up of workpeople
Is that like, a guy who fucks really poor women raw?

all of my bags are green today, still 25%-60% to go to break even though

why are my airline bags even pumping

Is Snowflake tradable yet? My broker lists them, but I can't buy.

>>22538498
>it'll hit $100!
>... it'll hit $50!
>$20 is guaranteed!
>at least $14-$18
>$7.60! we won!

What the hell is this V recovery today? Is PowPow gonna not be a debbie downer and talk about Negros?

People are hedging for j Powell
Red day tomorrow

GME $10C 092520?

>>22538193
Buy high. Sell low.

>>22538530

They do this periodically they’re slowing and quietly climbing

>>22537377

The bubble popped last week, we are at normal levels now

>someone finally bought 2/3rds of my AMD bags

HOORAY IT'S BEEN AGES SINCE THIS MORNING FINALLY 200 SHARES ARE FREE TO AVERAGE DOWN AGAIN! what a fucking relief. was thinking of going down to 50 shares but decided to hold on to 100 because you guys were talking about the nasdaq going green.

>>22538536
There he is! How are those puts working out for you? ;^)

>>22538458
Congratulations, Sarah. Glad you bed on the USA to win, and good job investing instead of just spending your whole paycheck on useless consumerism. Building good financial habits that will serve you well when you have your own family

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING??

>>22538536
>It'll hit $5!
>It'll be $4 tommorow!
>Bankruptcy next week!

Not happening

>>22538534
lol $120 IPO for Cloud and SAAS. there are better options than SNOW. you might wanna buy at the massive inevitable DIP when it drops to $70.

>>22538159
How do I do this?

>>22538357
FUCK ISREAL
FREE PALESTINE
BUY WIRECARD NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is there an inversed SOXL? I don't want to buy it now because that'd be fucking dumb, but just for future reference

>>22538565
>;^)

>>22538536
i was unironically hoping it would go down to at least 5 so i could buy more. now i just have my 100 shares at 7 thinking wtf is going on. i'll probably buy more if it ever gets to 6 again at least, missed out on that opportunity it seems.

>>22538565
not over yet, friend
not to mention all i ever said was that GME was never going to 10x

>>22538574
looks like the stock is going up anon

>>22538574
lmao

>>22538596
Who’s moving the goalposts now?

;^)

>>22538479
Put your cheapies in the bag now

>>22538441
Oh I thought you were the guy who just trades during the first 30 minute window every day exclusively.

>>22538587
Soxs

>>22538430
About the same for me. We are in the era of crab.
>>22538454
Chef's warehouse?

>>22537933

Long GME anon here
PS5 event today, price/date reveal likely
This pump is not a surprise

>>22538534
RH says it might not be available until noon.

I'm giving up on boomer stocks, just gonna wait for my options to expire and stocks to bounce back and then I'm gonna move it all to crypto. and watch the dollar burn as Biden steps into office

>>22538580
i never said any of that
you fucking retard shills keep moving your goalposts

>>22538611
you
you're moving the goalposts
i'm literally saying the same exact thing i've been saying all along

GME
M
E

ISN'T
S
N
'
T

GOING
O
I
N
G

TO
O

HAPPEN
A
P
P
E
N

>>22538247
How does price even go up if they are buying it directly?

>>22538613
Will you accept a hotpocket instead i'm fresh out of stonks?

>>22536965
The fact that they are retarded or Ill is what makes it entertaining

>>22538506
#womentrader #stocks #money #grind #wallstreet #independent

>>22538574
It's because I bought a ps4 game from their website yesterday. You're welcome.

>>22538619
aye some anon shilled me chef so I bought it, then it tanked, then it crabbed, and now it recoovered with a nice margin.

>>22538626
When the shorts start to get shafted how long do we have during the squeeze? I know a stop loss would solve it but curious

How do you buy shares of stock

>>22538659
Please do not tell me that this shit was posted today.

>>22538660
I bought one too. Was it, by chance, 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim

>>22538670

Put money in broker and press buy button.

>>22538680
wtf is a broker?

>>22538372
That you bagholderextradonaire?

we going to 170 EOM.

>>22536965
I have AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAposted while all my positions were deep green.

GME IS MAKING ME COOOOOOOOOOOOMM

>>22538691
ask your broker, bro

>>22538669
Don't ask me; I'm long but I don't believe in LE EPIC SQUEEZE.

This place has gone down hill. Can we just crash already?

Jfc, SNOW is gonna open at double that $120 price point.

>>22538659
>tfw no trader gf to face fuck between rth

>>22538321
No way someone who only cares about money doesn't care about looking like a cuck

Hi

Open up short positions on GME NOW. I will be murking people outside of GameStop tomorrow ensuring they do not make a purchase there.

>>22538652
That's not gonna cut. Now lets see those hands

>>22538643
You’re right you’re right.

How are those SQQQ calls? ;;;^^^)))

>>22538703
Is it too late to get in?

>>22538643
GME to buyout price and/or 50$+ (likely 100$+). until Q1 earnings. Can we agree on those conditions?

I currently have my emergency fund (like 11,000 dollars which is probably overkill as I have low living expenses) in a confirmed deposit account of 2%. Should I move it all into coke stock and just get dividends?

GME and SSL are making me COOOOOOOM

>>22538493
>“they can’t afford it”
Sounds like bs on their part

>>22538737
you are a mean lilttle gril and I don't like you!

Anybody else having a comfy day? Sold my NIO shares for a 2% profit and invested in UAA and ROKU, love seeing that green.

>>22538544
Explain? Are you saying my SQQQ and UVXY are safe?

I just want the market to crash again, so that i can buy something not at ATH

Apple acting like a wounded deer

>>22538659
Please stop I already hate 3d, don't make me hate it more.
>>22538677
Nope, I picked up nobunagas ambition. Good choice though.

>>22538643
Soon.

>>22538742
Doing well faggot, we are gonna pass back up the vwap in a few minutes, three buying cycles couldn't keep it below

>>22538659
#YAASQUEEN #SLAYSTONKS #REDDITWSB4LIFE

>>22538766
why roku? its been months and those dumb niggers cant get HBOMax on it yet. Total BS, i get hbo max for free and cant even watch

rate my poorfolio bro’s, should I tighten up my hodls instead of diversifying? I’m focusing moreso on long term growth and will DCA into other positions as i get paid

>>22538753
move half to dividend stonks, make some money but dont get in too deep.

>>22538747
it's over
if this amount of goalpost moving isn't absolute capitulation, i don't know what is
trip = retired due to complete and utter victory

#fuckGME

>>22538773
me too.

>>22538742
w-we are sqqq m-marines... we a-arent selling...

>>22538753
DIV has a way better annual yield for dividends, and you get paid every month

>>22538744
In my opinion, yeah. This is the kind of thing you had to believe in 6 months ago imo

>>22538694
It hit 180 before and it'll hit 180 again!

>>22538731
hay

WKHS bros when does this ride end? Thoughts on selling the announcement and buying back after

>>22538800
we are going to make you cry before night falls

>>22538800
SEETHING

To all the bears: Today is not your day, however, come back sometime next week. GME making me cooom

>>22538800
kek

reminder that i bought $4k worth of SQQQ calls that will expire worthless on friday if SQQQ isn't at $28. i got lucky and made a couple bucks, decided to be smug based on meme lines, and blew up my account.

>>22538724
Kek

>>22538800
>if this amount of goalpost
What do you want?
A probability mass function?

>>22538835
Shame, one week off and you would of made good money

>>22538800
F

>>22538800
f

>>22538795
You...you don't have your computer hooked up to your TV? Not phone to cast onto your TV?

>GME pumping
>never got to buy more shares lower, only have 100

im fucking mad bros i was hoping the Q2 ER would at least dump it to 5, fuck i should have taken 6 when i could get it.

>>22538800
amazing

>>22538835
You know this board has IDs right

>>22538766
I would be having a comfy day if I wasn't 25% down on one of my positions. But it's going up, I can't complain.

>>22538527
Same, just 20% more to go for break even for me though.

>>22538544
Buy more SQQQ calls? My 9/18 calls are looking pretty sad.

>>22538765
Good, you should fear me

>>22538659
Whats with her face? Looks dead inside.

Hehe

>>22538818
It doesn't. We're corning the last mile delivery market. WKHS will be buying my grandkid's first cars.

>>22538818
The announcement? What the fuck are you talking about?

>>22538493
Every company says that shit, even when times are good. You have to leverage them to get a pay raise. Start looking for new jobs, and threaten to leave them for a new job if they don't give you a pay raise.

>>22538773
MRNA and INO retard. MRNA especially. Bargain prices.

UONE FUCKING GET IN HERE QUICK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22538659
>>22538670
So should I be selling?

SNOW $230-$235 CNBC

>>22538797
meme/10.

>>22538871
that's what happens when you live for the #hash

>>22538850
No I dont enjoy compression or the sound and picture being not synced

>>22538887
>UONE
Oh right, JPOW is going to speak again today, isn't he?

why didn't i buy more GME when it was cheap bros OOOOO I'M COOOOOMING

>>22538773
The market isn't going to adjust itself to fit your schedule. You gotta be agile and nimble and ready to move when the market opportunity arises. Buy when there's bloods in the streets.

>>22538901
insane

>>22538886
>MRNA
My mother owns a pharmacy and said that is one of the most unrealiable

>>22538887
Kek still holding those bags?

>>22538670
ETFs?

>>22538883
USPS contract worth 6.5B announcement. Congress mandated 75% EV and WKHS is the only EV left in the bidding (Ford/literallywho is the other contender).

Unknown announcement date. USPS fiscal year ends sept so its expected this month.

>>22538915
What about hooking your PC up to your TV? There's no compression if you're using your TV as a secondary monitor.

>>22538878
I want to see apple and telsa crash.

>>22538901
If I had any hope left for this country, I might have become disturbed at the number of IPO's cropping up around monetizing the government's desire to spy on people

>>22538883
Heh

rate my GME strat.

Whomever said to get in to DFEN you're a Fren

>>22538929
FUCK BAG HOLDING ONLY BAG SNORTING

>>22538957
I want TSLA to fuckin tank. I already took my profits at 472. I want to buy back in at like 100 and ride it until forever.

>>22538957
we all do, but (((mm))) want to milk retail before they pull the rug

>>22538835

Sqqq is for daily momentum swing plays up and down or very very far out option plays you were the biggest of fools to hold anything to do with it for longer than 24hours tops

>>22538858
>you know it's obvious that you aren't really him right?
That's the joke big guy

>>22538901
lmfao bagholders will be holding that shit for years.

>>22538586
I bought Wirecard when it 'dipped' to 90€.
Never again. Fuck Germans, they ruined Germany!

>>22538974
You seem sweaty nice job

>>22538901
This just screams hedge funds unloading it on retail. What are they anyway "clpud storage" kek

Guys,
DIV or SRET?

Is gold going to pump?

does your gf know that you masturbate to porn?

>>22538978
It was me fren, I said it last week. When did you get in

>>22539003
>you were the biggest of fools to hold anything to do with it for longer than 24hours tops
>replying to fake trip
Also we are dumping again. Repent

>>22538887
excuse me wtf?

some shits going on with NKLA, someone wont let it die

>>22538878
She's cute and I like seeing people who invest instead of just spending money on useless consumerist shit

>>22538805

All right I put like1500 into div. I'm assuming that's more profitable than a 2% apr interest rate?

is there an index that tracks nog fatigue?

>>22538928
Have you considered your mother is a retarded boomer?

>>22539011
you guys need to reorg back to the Goths

>>22538882
based.

>>22538944
>Unknown announcement date. USPS fiscal year ends sept so its expected this month.
IIRC the post master himself said it would be announced by the end of September as planned.

>>22539042
>>22539043
>>22539044
>>22539045
>>22539048
>>22539050
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>22538884
I’m dying to leave but don’t know what else to do. The bottom is ready to fall out of Fedex at any moment

>>22538773
>>22538802
You both missed the fucking boat. You had 2 weeks to buy things, but you got greedy and wanted it to be even cheaper. Just buy now and hold on

>>22539011
german wsb shilled them until the last day. Shit was hilarious just for all the suicide posts.

>>22539032
I'm telling your dad that your sweater has swears on it

>>22539032
I only jerk off to 2D and 3DCGI.

>>22539042
Unironically it could be the CEO. He bought like $30 million shares on monday. It's clearly getting manipulated by some kind of algo to keep it at $33. Had to roll my put due to the thousands of retards 'buying the dip' on this after the morning pumps

>>22539041
SUZY CHEN 666

>>22538805
How much does DIV pay out and when?

>>22538965
True. People morally opposed to oil but buying Palantir.

>>22539008
>>22539023
Yeah I'm skipping this pump. My broker says limit buys only. The bids must be so high!

Anyone buying that SNOW IPO today? Feels like it’s got high meme factor. Question is really will it outperform TQQQ? I guess only one way to find out

>>22539044
8-12% annual yield. Super comfy

SQQQ $30 EOW

>>22539069
The green Omen has been confirmed

>>22539032
My wife knows, because I joke about it. Wouldn't do it while she is at home.

>>22539097
No but def will short it, completely overpriced meme spyware garbage

>>22539043
Thots aren't smart enough to comprehend the market. She is likely being spoon-fed info and cash from simps.

>>22539069
>We all have Green IDs

Bull run confirmed

>>22539134
do me have green?

Drone company is up 5% today, UAVS.
Looks like rumors and recovering from bad earnings.

>>22539086
8-12% annually, pays every month

who bought kodk calls?

>>22539151
Don't try to dump your bags here, we've already pumped and dumped that piece of shit months ago.

>>22539131
kinda based desu

HORSE CHADS
WE'RE GOING SUPER SAIYAN

>>22539128
>bear faggot
>trip faggot
Opinion discarded

>>22539116
SQQQ $33c 9/18

>>22539158
Nice will probably invest some savings into it

>>22539168
No problem, that's the kind of feedback I need.

>>22538805
i have 5k of DIV, also have 4k in SRET which is managed by the same financial group and is monthly divvies for REITs, been dinged up a bit by covid but should be ok since its diversified into all different types of REITs

What should i buy today that will potentially go up +5% in a week?

>>22538947
my tv as a second monitor is laggy, audio and vid is out of sync

>>22539151
trying to get out of this POS, current average is 3.61

SQQQ remaining above vwap as jpmorgan boggniggers squeeze the last drops out of NKLA retail tards

>>22539183
why does vegeta look like he's getting fucked in the ass with that expression on his face?

>>22539183
>ywn time travel back in time to learn how to ride a horse with your superhero Dad who's the prince of an exiled and persecuted race of warriors

even with all this upward movement on GME im still down on my calls

how bad am i

>>22539201
What’s your monthly div payment?

>>22539217
FUCK THE HORSE

T.MARCUS

>>22539225
You'll be fine.

NEW @_@

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>>22539246

>>22539218
Not with that fucking attitude you won't.

>>22539032
Don't have one, but if I did I would expect to be able to, the same way I wouldn't expect to watch every tv show or youtube video with her.

>>22537463
Idk, but I usually sell around now and then it moons. This tells me to wait a little longer.

>>22539212
>>22539168
Sold for small gains. Thanks bros.

>>22539189
This is a joke right?

>>22539218
I'm guessing you haven't read/watched the show in a long time.

>>22538805
>Crashed in March, but like everyone else so whatever
>Otherwise remarkably stable, probably going to trend back upwards towards it's previous $23 high over the next 5 years
>Highest divvie yield I've yet seen, no stressing about watching stonks and green lines go up and down, just collect divvies to make more divvies
>I'm too dumb to make money from stonks and options anyway so this is perfect
I think I've just found my long hold option fren, thank u

Ok lads, I'm going to ask something and it might be dumb.

Hertz seems/ close to bankruptcy. What are the chances of it getting saved by government interaction? I think its a small risk to buy 300 dollars of stock.

How likely will it be saved?

t.ignorant

>>22539335
Maybe a better question is how likely is it to be bought?

>>22539307
Nah, I watched Super. I thought it was great, don't know why fans of the older series didn't like it. The only thing I had to complain about was that maybe having that many characters during the final tournament was a little too much, some of the weaker ones didn't really have interesting abilities/fights at all, like Toriyama was running out of ideas for what to give them, 7 or 8 universes instead of 12 would've been fine.

>>22539032
Oddly she wants to wait for marriage but watches porn
I need to fix that

>>22539335
It's a gigantic risk you retard. You could invest $10 and it'd still be a gigantic risk. Risk is not relative. Risk is objective. Hertz is going fucking bankrupt HARD because zoomies can't afford to travel and if they do, they fly instead. Rental cars are a remnant of the past much like GME and other physical stores, rental cars are essentially tool for shitty immigrants to get around US but now immigrants can just hop the border and live in US without being hounded down for it so they can literally go to fucking DMV and buy themselves a legit permanent car so why the fuck would anyone rent?

>>22539424
>I need to fix that
Going short on your gf and all in on coming home to a nigger railing your wifey I see. Interesting play.

>>22539424
>she wants to wait for marriage but watches porn
I've got a feeling she's not waiting for marriage, just wants (You) to

>>22539424
If you marry, do it under contract that she cant take anything from you. (works like that in my country)

>>22538868
why do you just take what anon says at face value

>>22539549
prenups get overidden so frequently it's better to not get married, but even then you can still get screwed.

>>22539586
I feel very sorry for canucks sometimes

Applecucks on suicide watch
After that cuck presentation yesterday i knew apple is fucked, glad i didn’t buy before

Sent from iphone

>>22538695
>SPY goes down 0.02% for a few seconds

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GOD HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

As is tradition.

>>22538795
I think it's gonna take off more soon, especially in Europe, people in Ireland can buy it really cheaply as an alt for a firestick.

>>22538901
Reminds me of shitcoins. We all remember how that ended.