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Thanks for being bros /biz/

>> No.22534457

how much did u lose?
inb4 don't do it

>> No.22534495

>>22534457
Nothing I don't invest I just like your funny memes.

>> No.22534507

>>22534428
See you on the other side friendo

>> No.22534562
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>>22534428
why would you just kill yourself
atleast fly to the philippines or vietnam and do some coke and fuck some hookers and then die, maybe you will even get motivated to continue life because fucking hookers on coke is fun

>> No.22534606

>>22534428
I've never understood why people kill themselves when their life goes to shit instead of first pulling a hail merry move because it literally doesn't matter anymore anyway.

Like, instead of killing yourself and ending right then and there, why not grab a backback and just walk crosscountry and maybe have an adventure? Literally anything that can happen along the way is more positive than dying, which is what you otherwise planned to do anyway.

Why choose death instead of the chance of an adventure? What do you have to loose?

>> No.22534642

>>22534562
>why wouldn't someone tired of life do something
I think because i a tired of life

>> No.22534676

>>22534642
Well, you might be tired of your current life. That's my point, why not turn your whole life on it's head, completely change it, and if it doesn't work out your last resort will always be there anyway right?

>> No.22534812

>>22534606
you never had depression? you aren't really motivated to do anything

>> No.22534820

>>22534606
Bot

>> No.22534865

>>22534820
what?

>> No.22534916

>>22534812
This guy is motivated enough to order a fucking helium tank, look up how you'd kill yourself that way, and take steps to go through with it. That is way more motivated than any motivation I had when depressed though.

>> No.22534942

>>22534428
Stop being an attention seeking faggot and just do it.

>> No.22534951
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>>22534642
>>22534495
>>22534428

Anon depression sucks and its literally not your fault. Your brain is not chemically balanced.

I hope you can get the help you need. There is a lot to live for, even if you cant see it now.

>> No.22534963

>>22534428
dont do it you fucking faggot

>> No.22534973

>>22534428
instead of killing yourself, take out a massive loan, max all credit cards, buy gold, put it in your ass, and then jump off a skyscraper. you'll hit the ground and pop like a balloon and bloody gold will be everywhere. it will be glorious anon.

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OP I love you don't go without me we can share a bag

>> No.22535003

>>22534606
If you're depressed enough to kill yourself I don't think anything is enticing. But if you're killing yourself because of bad circumstance and not mental illness then yeah, I have no idea why you wouldn't do something crazy. Jump out of a plane and aim for a kindergarden or something

>> No.22535065

>>22534428
Imagine living for so many years and missing the best part when we’re entering peak clownworld.

>> No.22535072

>>22535003
can you imagine being in elementary school and someone comes smashing through the ceiling of your classroom at terminal velocity and then pops on the floor like a blood balloon

>> No.22535097

>>22535065
peak? i honestly don't think we're even at 15% of clownpotential. need a transgender president impregnating a child in the rose garden to get to 50%.

>> No.22535114

>>22535097
I said entering not already in.

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>>22535072
I always would visualize something like this happening but with a bomb or a plane. This image made me kek.
But really OP anons here have good advice. Change of scenery = change of life, take it from someone who literally almost anhereo’d last year but stuck it out till I was able to move and life just opened up. Why not fly to Japan and get some prime bussy?

>> No.22535207

>>22535141
Natsu, cute name

>> No.22535243

If you truly don't give a fuck about living any more, then literally ANY problem you have or might have should immediately loose all of it's weight.

Debt? Who cares?
Money problems? Who cares?
Social problems? Gone.

If you've truly given up hope, all meaning and all weight should also be gone, and that should give you enough freedom to at least have the final chapter of your life be to do whatever the fuck you want.

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>>22535207
Should I learn to speak jap? Is it charming or annoying to girls?

>> No.22535277

>>22535253
> asking this question.

Not gonna make it.

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>>22534428
Don't do it bro. Your life can be what you build it into. You are the sculptor of your own destiny. Why not sell everything and start over with a brand new life in a different part of the country?

>> No.22535304

>>22535281
exactly, you've got literally nothing to lose that is bigger than your life anyway.

>> No.22535356

>>22535277
Checked now answer me faggot
When I was in France and my French was shitty it was better to speak English since bad French annoyed them. I’m curious if it’s the same.

>> No.22535376

>>22535356
French people are assholes so it will not be the same, but Koreans are better for breeding stock and meaningless sex is bad for your soul.

>> No.22535441

You see your going to kill yourself with helium...why did not consider buying nitric oxide to just get blasted?

>> No.22535475

>>22535253
>Should I learn to speak jap?
If you want to
>Is it charming or annoying to girls?
Depends I guess. If you're learning jap to impress girls then you are wasting your time though

>> No.22535625

>>22534606
Hard to have an adventure when you feel like shit inside. Suicide is not a logical choice. Hopefully OP backs out and stands on his feet again. Realize that if you took a risk and it didn't work out, that's fine. Some people are the type that take big risks that go bust, but the one time they pay off they make. You need to take some time and try again.

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>>22534428
You will most likely go to hell if you rope.
Better start reading the Bible and become Catholic (or orthodox).
Go to your local priest, talk to him.
Jesus loves you anon. Please don't kill yourself.

>> No.22535842

>>22535625
You have to be suicidal to become successful. Normal people would never take those risks.

However, when you have no balls, you just an hero.

The miserable life OP wants to escape from was created by himself. He could fix it, but his own unwillingness to do so is why he is there in the first place.

>> No.22535851

>>22534428

If you could give the time in your life to someone else would you?

If you are willing to kill yourself anon - why not give your life to helping those who can't help themselves. It's better than being useless and dead.

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>>22534428
see you soon lad

>> No.22536051

Yeah I plan to go this way too. maybe after the family is gone.

But, I don't really understand a lot of the suicides because from what I see they could have had a fulfilling happy life. Just some small adjustments they wouldn't consider previously that's really not an issue at all. Ya know, an extreme example would be those celebrity suicides.

If there is a chance you find contentment and happiness, I hope you would give it a shot anon.

If there is no chance, I hope this world wasn't as cruel and you wish you peace.

>> No.22536145

>>22534428
Enjoy drowning on your own vomit

>> No.22536294

>>22534428
Sleep well untermench.
A real man would at least drive a truck into a synagogue.
A strong man would push through this shit and do anything else, wagecuck then spend the money on hookers or something, do drugs anything is better than suicide, if you fuck up and get sent to prison then kys

>> No.22536320

>>22534428
You better hope its pure helium anon

>> No.22536425

>>22536294

>go commit violence so jews can blame whites for more shit

okay glowie