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May 32nd 2099.

The inter-galactic channels are teaming with chatter surrounding case 1,503,567,890,143 on Kleros court.

The Fagwan system holds 3% of all PNK giving them a say in the galactic superemest of courts.

However, a challenge surrounding the listing of an unsavory item on their Kleros backed white label " Curated registry has brought the Kleros General court into full alert calling over 623 billion sentient beings to juror duty.

The Neetherian galaxy bought the crowdsale in 2018 however, using post lightspeed technology to easily frontrun the earth bound plebs and their mesozoic tier fibre optic connections.

In doing so, the Neetherian ruler, Fren Apocostales of Lesaege, become the universe's most powerful being despite succumbing to the same afflictions of his race. That of sun hating, primitive protein consuming, primordial aspie like characters unable to reproduce without robotic intervention.

Neetherians however, are the universe's brightest beings. There exists no known word or aural stimuli yet discovered in the infinite void that can truly describe this level of understanding and reason.

Mostly benign, Fren Apocostales allows the rest of the universe's sentients to coexist in a state of imagined freedom. The only ruling power over this incredible force of nature is the outcome of Kleros court with its impeccably balanced incentive system greater than even Fren Apocostales could imagine himself.

This case will decide the whether an aeon of war descends upon our now calm universe. The Neetherians are known for their violence and brutality when a lesser intelligence power challenges their wisdom. It is said a Neetherian Reee dispersed from any one of their near infinitesimally large fleet has the power to ionize anything infront of it, planets, suns and black holes alike.......

>> No.22513920

I come from the near future, (barely a nano-blip in the grand scale of things) to remind you of the power you will once hold. The future of not just your world, but the infinite void and every sentient lifeform revolves around the outcome of Kleros.

It has superseded even the singularity to take control of the time space continuum we know of.

I will return whence I came as now, it is time for me to review the evidence with my own juror vote in this great case. 1billion light years may pass in your timeline but I will be there 'tomorrow returning to my 500billion hectare planet lush with fertile reproductive beings, the most delicious of nutrition and comfort not known anywhere on your planet a thousand times over.

Everyday, I praise the intelligence of my great descendent who once submitted an item to a pre-universal-schism era Kleros bounty program. The remaining 650PNK I was fortunate to receive has brought me all I could ever wish for.

Your minuscule average IQ fills me with both joy, and pain but should you heed my warning, you too can survive and flourish in the coming millenia.

Godspeed humans,

T.Fagwanian Prince

> TFW a fucking future time traveller gave you nearly a century and you didn't buy.

all you had to do was liten.

Fucksake anon.

>> No.22514651

I’m all in. The seething of no PNKers begins.

>> No.22515093
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>>22513906
tldr

>> No.22515126

>>22515093
i see you. enjoy Q4 and next year. i hope you panic sell.