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I am about to deposit 50,000 link (Chainlink) into Yearn.fi’s aLink vault
I will be making a fucking disgusting amount of money doing literally nothing while some asshole called Andre fucks around with it in the background and makes sure I consistently receive the most gains possible
I will be making so much money while expending such little effort my life will turn into an absurd comedy as I spend my days modding Skyrim and fucking pinoy whores while injecting cocaine into the shaft of my own penis
And the punchline of the joke that is my life will be that I WILL NEVER SELL
EVER
I WILL NEVER SELL MY FUCKING LINK DO YOU HEAR THAT SHABBO
THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS A WEEK FOR PAID TO ORDER JUST SO I CAN MASTURBATE SIX TIMES A DAY WATCHING NOTHING BUT JUMBO REELS OF DISGUSTING MID 2000S GONZO PORNOGRAPHY
FUCK YOU WHILE I SIMULTANEOUSLY OPEN CRATE AFTER CRATE OF VINTAGE POKEMON CARDS
GET FUCKED

>> No.22499157

>>22499143
Cringe bro go outside

>> No.22499170

>>22499143
>never selling his Link
>literally selling it for aLink

>> No.22499198

>>22499143
fucking based
>crate after crate of vintage pokemon cards
My sides, this is actually so fucking decadent. I remember that feel OP, opening a nice 1st edition jungle pack

>> No.22499201
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>>22499157
>Cringe bro go outside

>> No.22499231

You must be a fucking retard if modding Skyrim takes you more than few hours max

>> No.22499234
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>>22499143
TOp Tier post anon

have a bumperino

>> No.22499271

>>22499234

Fuck you dude. I hope someone does that to your Johnson someday

>> No.22499296

>>22499231
Ok faggot I bet your game it full of flickering lighting and sketchy missing textures pand shit I will autistically spend months tweaking over 200 mods to such perfection it would make Leonardo DiVinci cum

>> No.22499322
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>>22499143

>> No.22499357

>>22499143
absolutely, positively based.

>> No.22499361

>>22499322
Me

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>>22499201
>MASTURBATE SIX TIMES A DAY WATCHING NOTHING BUT JUMBO REELS OF DISGUSTING MID 2000S GONZO PORNOGRAPHY
FUCK YOU WHILE I SIMULTANEOUSLY OPEN CRATE AFTER CRATE OF VINTAGE POKEMON CARDS
GET FUCKED

>> No.22499397

>>22499371
Correct

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>>22499397
>Correct

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>>22499143
1. arrest the google cloud dev for insider trading
2. arrest sirgay for securities fraud
3. well first, you'll have to extradite him after he flees
4. arrest ari for money-laundering
5. fine binance for allowing millions upon millions of chainlink tokens to be discretely sold OTC

What you can do

>>report all chainlink posts, count them up, report them
>>expose shill groups in discords with screenshots
>>petition jannies to ban chainlink on sight
>>report to the sec, the more reports, the more likelier they are to look into it
>>post and write about the ongoing scam

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>>22499234
>>22499201
>>22499371

I hate introverts physically, I despise those kinds of people. I can hardly bear to talk to them. They have the Chaplin disease. That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge. They are arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, their arrogance is unlimited. And that makes me almost nauseous with anger and disgust. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s afraid. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups.

Introverts are ridiculously arrogant. Their "humbleness" is arrogance. Their "shyness" is arrogance. They are as arrogant as anyone else. But you won't know that because they are afraid. They don't talk much not because they are shy or quiet, but because they are afraid. Afraid of being made fun of, afraid of being humiliated. Afraid of other people. This is where the arrogance, and the contradiction comes in. Introverts crave validation; they crave it more than any extrovert. They want to be praised, they want to be glorified. But the fear of humiliation prevents them from striving for it. It makes them paranoid. That fear drives them to hate everyone else, to antagonize everyone else, to sit in a corner and spit on everyone who passes by.

Now, what will our poor little introvert do now that he can't get his validation from other people? He will be put on a pedestal, by himself; he will rub the nose of others in the dirt, by himself, all in his own mind. This is why they are so passive aggressive: they don't need to bring you down physically, you are already humiliated in their own minds.

>> No.22499494

>>22499439
delet

>> No.22499500
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>>22499143
I could throw that much + in right now but it scares me, I only put in 10k

>> No.22499517

>>22499143
kek i love these.

>> No.22499569

>>22499439
Nice Novella faggo what are you Sigmund Freud

>> No.22499596

>>22499500
All these fudders and le smart contact failure
As if that’s actually gonna happen stink the link inside guy