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I JUST REALIZED YOU PEOPLE ACTUALLY EXIST. THIS IS INCREDBILE!! THANK YOU FOR SHILLING CHAINLINK A COUPLE YEARS AGO. MY LIFE IS AWESOME.

But seriously who tf kind of people are you? Would I recognize you if I saw you? Would you be wearing Klan Member memorabilia? I'm an electrical engineering student. I also work full time. My life actually sucks, but, Chainlink is the light at the end of my dark tunnel.

>> No.22494968

>>22494959
You might recognize my pee pee and my poo poo

>> No.22494980
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>>22494968

A-anon.. -I

>> No.22494982

>>22494959
You might recognize us by the smell. All us linkies are stinkies.

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>>22494982

>> No.22495005

>>22494959
Electrical Engineering student here. We could be in the same class anon.

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>>22495005

my lord..

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>>22495005

>> No.22495062

>>22494959
They're satanists

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>>22494959
>But seriously who tf kind of people are you

I'm a retard

>> No.22495085

You can recognize me by the dark bags under my eyes, unkempt hair, my ripped gymcel physique and the twitching from caffeine overstimulation

>> No.22495087

>>22494959
im a normal guy who got lucky. i checked out block chain because of censorship and had heard you could host from the block chain. stumbled into link and that was it.

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Im a Swipe hodler

>> No.22495135

>>22495085
You might mistake me for this guy

>> No.22495142

>>22494959
I'm your Dad, Clean your room son, its smells like a gay bar in the 70's

>> No.22495166

>>22495142
>its smells like a gay bar in the 70's
Well, you would know

>> No.22495176

>>22494959
>But seriously who tf kind of people are you? Would I recognize you if I saw you?
Nah man you wouldn't. Outside this place I act like a normie redditor to fit in. But in here I can be the person I really am. No consequences.

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>>22495085
>>22495135

I'm actually doing maths rn, have consumed 1000mg of caffeine cumulatively today. I have already drank a gallon of water. A syringe of adrenaline would be better for my kidneys.

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>>22495166
checked

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>>22495176

>> No.22495258

>>22495178
I am browsing /biz/, drinking coffee, putting off building a website for my slave masters
Basically mashing F5 hoping I can call in and quit
Any time now right?

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>>22495258

>> No.22495331

>>22494959
You would never in a million years be able to guess I am one of you, right up until I open my mouth. I am the most socially inept person I know.

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>>22495313
For that I am taking another 30 minute break to make a coffee too which I shall be paid in full

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>>22494959
i just got back from doing electrical work..
on my lambo, on my yacht. in the future.

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>>22495331
Are you the 6'4" chad that worked at the grocery store with me? Always shy, was fired as a swim suit model, never had any luck the wymyns because of shyness, but just recently discovered bumbl existed and it somehow made small incremints to your low self esteem even though you didn't have the courage to go out with anyone?

>> No.22495397

>>22495258
>building a website for my slave masters
Other worldly reminder that Front end is absolute garbage.

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>>22494968

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>>22495331
you're doing great, don't worry :)

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>>22495361
Blessed is thee. You have superior levels of wisdom to guide you.

>> No.22495469

>>22495397
But it pays the bills that your shitcoins doesn’t.

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>>22495386

same.same.

>> No.22495508

>>22495178
is drinking lots of coffe and whater bad for kidneys? it makes me thirsty but i thought i could just drink tons of water and be fine = (

>> No.22495534

CIA.

>> No.22495555

>>22495469
Back end chad here my bills get paid too.

>> No.22495560

>>22495388
I am not 6'4", and I wouldn't say I am shy, it's more along the lines of: I can't ever follow the conversations people are having, or what mood they are in. I say what I think is a logical reaction to their words and they get offended.

>> No.22495582

You wouldn't recognize me. I only wear $5 for 3-kind of shirts and worn out jeans. On special occasions I don a nice watch, but I doubt you'd be around for those. I also don't drive an expensive meme car. The only way we'd ever get to know each other is by making shitposts on this faggot board.

>> No.22495592

>>22495397
DO NOT LEARN TO CODE IT IS A MEME
>seriously

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>>22495508
Well anon.. I had an uncle that drank 3 2liters of cocacola a day. he had 17 kidney stones in about a year.

I have been drinking shit loads of water for about 4 years, and have been consuming this much caffeine 5 days a week, with two days of rest. I haven't had any pains yet, nothing abnormal. It is harder on the kidneys, but if you don't supplement the drug with fluids you're asking for it. Just be smart. I read that caffeine can decrease your risk of kidney stones, as you're forcing your body to dump a lot of fluids. Just supplement the fluids you've lost. I'm my own test subject. I'm fine for now. I had blood work two years ago and they said my liver and kidneys were fine.

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>>22495439
ty fren

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>>22495534
No way im in the CIA too, we might be in the same office right now

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>>22495459
ty fren, you too

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>>22495555
Back end chads just keep on winning.

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>>22495617
Do you guys just convince you superiors this place is a threat so you can browse here all day too?

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>>22495582

Forever. Until we leave our final shitpost.

>> No.22495648

>>22495555
Fucking checked, I like your style

>> No.22495655

>>22495592
But i need to make a my unity fishing game

>> No.22495665

>>22495641
That's gonna be a long time from now. I love you niggers.

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>>22495534
>>22495617

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>>22495665

I love you nigger.

>> No.22495717

>>22495005

There are a lot of EEs on Biz

t. EE :^)

>> No.22495775

>>22495717
:^)

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>>22495717

EE's are 1/1000 in the general pop. Wtf is this anomaly? Did I accidentally blow our cover to the CIA.? I'm sorry bros. Bros. Bros. Wtf.

>> No.22495856

i finally realized after all these years that even though everyone on here speaks harsh words to eachother, we all ultimately have so much in common and really we all love each other, and it's all just humor and play. really, even though i call you all faggots and spend so much time shilling you scams, or fudding legit projects so i can get my bags cheaper, you are all my family and i hold you all close to my heart. we are all the black sheep, the ones that never really fit in anywhere in this world. and we will all make it in the new world when the wealth transfer is complete.

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>>22495717
>>22495775

BROS THIS ISN'T COOL I THINK WE SERIOUSLY BLEW OUR COVER.

https://www.google.com/search?q=how+many+people+are+electrical+engineers%3F&oq=how+many+people+are+electrical+engineers%3F&aqs=chrome..69i57.5551j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

https://www.google.com/search?q=population+of+arizona&oq=Population+of+arizona&aqs=chrome.0.0l8.3759j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Damn the links look gnarly. Essentially there are 4100 EE's employed in Arizona, and there are 7.2Million living in the state. BROS.

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>>22495856
Same. I don't know if I'll ever find love. I have a bright future but no friends. Except for you faggots.

>> No.22495904

>>22495135
>22495085
>>22495258

In my case all of the above (caffeine overdose) but with desvenlafaxine, olanzapine and zolpidem to make the sleep happen every day.

>> No.22495920

>>22495860

EE is too hard for normies, most other engineers think its black magic, and then most EEs are spergs who can't work in a team. Keep the supply low and the demand high and we will be able to print money for the rest of our days. Oh yeah and lots of the old guys are retiring soon so make sure to set yourself up as a successor

>> No.22495947

>>22495005
uhhhh guys? im an electrician too

>> No.22495992

>>22494959
The original LINK shills were mostly fucking retards who were laughing as they "dumped on biz" at less than $1.

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>>22495920

I'm ready.

>> No.22496033

Student who is making generational wealth while getting his degree

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>>22495947
I'm full time uncertified electricians apprentice whilst paying for my engineering classes. I'm not going journeyman, I'm just doing the electrical.

You make the big bucks.

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I work with mergers and acquisitions, anyone else?

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>>22495785
>EE's are 1/1000 in the general pop. Wtf is this anomaly? Did I accidentally blow our cover to the CIA.? I'm sorry bros.
it's too late now

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>>22495920
>EE is too hard for normies, most other engineers think its black magic
now you're really blowing our cover

>> No.22496490

>>22495085
I'm 99% sure most of us on this board look really similar if you've been stuck on 4chan for a few years

>> No.22496496

>>22494959
Consultant m8, I'll tell ya how fucked your business case is for a big bag of linkies.

t. 8 inch cock.

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I game, thats what I do

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>>22494959
niggers are not human
also fuck jannies

>> No.22496593

>>22496057

Work is putting me through the electricians course while I work full time as an engineer, having a dual certificate is so good. All the old guys have it and can do pretty much anything

>> No.22496666

I look a Ukrainian cross between dr venture and walter white

>> No.22496704

I am an enigma

>> No.22496711

>>22495166
Checked and savage'd.

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Lol I unironically look homeless. No you wouldn't notice me. No one ever does.

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>>22495087
>>22496033
This is me too. I honestly don't think the guys on this board would stick out
>t. former /pol/+/fit/, /fit/+/biz/ since 2019

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>> No.22497073

>>22495005
Wtf I'm an EE too

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Carpenter.

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>>22495166
Checked and btfo
>>22496711
>>22495200
Impressive responses, very nice

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>>22496593

Thanks anon. I want to be an infinite well of power and knowledge if it's in my arms reach.

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>>22496666
Checked.