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Sell me this banana.

>> No.22490374

>>22490356
Vedy good banona sirs will 100x soon do the needful buy now

>> No.22490387

It's a guaranteed moon mission. Solid fundamentals. Easiest 10x of my life. DYOR.

>> No.22490395

>>22490374
Sold.

>> No.22490420

I'm aping in.

>> No.22490440

>>22490420
should i DCApe my way in?

>> No.22490442

>>22490356
It looks like a dick so you know you want it.

>> No.22490443

Buy Statera and then buy this banana, cunt.

>> No.22490447

>>22490356
It will fill your tranny ass and after that you can eat it.

>> No.22490461
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>>22490356
Do you have a banana now?

What do you like best about your current banana?

If you were to make an improvement or two on your current banana, to make it PERFECT what would you change?

>> No.22490498

>>22490461
yes. it's big. bigger longer and harder

>> No.22490627
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>>22490498
ok, nice, very good anon, so your current banana is too soft? interesting, and youd like it to be a little longer, and a bit bigger overall?

Well, based on the criteria you, yourself are describing, I have a Gros Michel from Europe, its fresh off the boat, and known for a manage-ably hard demeanor, and girthy overall feel in the hand, combined with the natural length they are bred for, and we have a winner mr anon, will you be trading your current banana in, or do you need me to arrange a second driver?

>> No.22490636

I'll sell you this banana for $.01. It typically goes for $.50. You can either sell it for $.40 to undercut your competition and make a 4000% gain or eat it if you're unable to sell. You'd only be out $.001

>> No.22490659

>>22490356
You can cram it up your ass right now for the low cost of $9.99

>> No.22490701

Since you're a faggot, you should own one and fit it deep into your rectum

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>>22490356
How do you like Dildos OP ?
I love dildos but the same ones get boring if you want to try something unique for your butt hole try using this banana it is soft and curved so it feels good when it enters your sphincter and is pushed into your canal. The end of the banana has a small tip that you can use for a handle to work it in and out. The best part is after you cum, you can unpeal this and eat it.

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>>22490733
checkem

>> No.22490797

>>22490356
Send me 0.001 LINK and I'll let you have the banana to do as you wish.

>> No.22490807

>>22490356
It's Thanksgiving, your mom asks you to make a homemade banana pudding.

>> No.22491006

>>22490356
Okay, sure. *Violently pulls you across the table, ripping your pants to the floor and jamming the banana up your ass seamlessly, no peel* Do you want it out or not, anon? Or do you want it TO PEEL? There's more where that came from...

>> No.22491079

that will be $3.50 sir. cash or linkies?

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>>22490356

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>>22490356
yearn.banana
96% locked, staking coming soon , high apy

>> No.22492309

>>22490356
u monke
u lov banana
u buy me banana

>> No.22492312

>>22490356
Why don't you try sticking it up your ass and see if it fits?

>> No.22492320

>>22490356
I’m a bigger cani have your babana

>> No.22492326

>>22490356
Get over here and start sucking this fucking cock you fucking faggot.

>> No.22492489

The correct approach according to WOWS would be to involve feelings to the object. Let me try:

So you like to put things up your butt, but your butt is important and only deserved organic things instead of plastic toys from China. This banana comes from organic plantations and is handpicked from brave South Americans in a regulated field. Your ass deserves this.

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You seem like you dont have pen and want to write something on a paper right? Dont u need banana? right

sold

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>>22490356
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=suggestive+banana&form=AWIR&first=1&scenario=ImageBasicHover

You will now FOMO

>> No.22493709

>>22490356
I run a crypto service where we do a banana loans to other countries that are in need. If you buy the banana we can guarantee an roi of 9% in 6-18 months. Initial buy in fee is cost of banana + $30

Transparency reports are done quarterly

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ONLY SCHIZOS HOLD BANANAS,
/BIZ/ AND REDDIT HATE BANANAS ITS A SCAM BUY THIS GRAPEFRUIT IT WILL GO TO MARS
LOOK AT THIS CHART I MAED OF GRAPES ITS BESTEST OF ALL TIEM

>> No.22493782

>>22490356
it kills niggers

>> No.22493802
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>>22490356
Look, do you eat breakfast? I'm sure you do, everybody does. The best breakfast combo to insure you are firing on all IQ cylinders is a banana slices under oatmeal. This combo is a sure fire way to having staying power all day. Now this banana is a special banana because it came from an Organic field in Guatemala, nothing but the freshest dirt, in the fresh part of the field, made for you, the Freshest anon on the board.
For you special price $5. Don't go hungry for tomorrows breakfast.

>> No.22493833

>>22493802
For $5 it had better be wrapped in gold foil

>> No.22493852

>>22490356
Fuck you, it's not for sale.

>> No.22493898

you know fruits are good for the body part that they resemble right?

>> No.22493907

Is your asshole vacant? Here ya go, supply and demand motherfucker

>> No.22493966

When people see you eating this banana they are going to know that you are healthy. People look up to healthy people

>> No.22493998

Hi sir buy this banana it will fit perfectly in your ass

>> No.22494090
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>>22490356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxhPI-ACYSk
MONKE STATUE IN MY ROOM
SHE CALLED ME A RETARD
BOUGHT SOME LINK 2002
MAYBE IM A RETARD
NO SCOPE MODERN WARFARE 2
NO HOMO
NO PHOTOS
OF MY BONEr

im be monke but you know im going ape shit
in the monke pit when the fucking lights hit
make make make you are girl nauseous
too much music it gon make my monke sick

>> No.22494199

>>22490356

your race likes bananas

>> No.22494223

If you lock your banana below ground for a few months it will yield 8000% bananas. YFB I call it

>> No.22494448

>>22490356
No it's my fucking banana. You can't have it. It's special.

>> No.22494462

>>22490356
Thanks just bought 100 bunches

>> No.22494561

Do you have a banana?
>No
Do you want a banana?
>Yes
Okay here’s a banana, it’ll be $1 sir

>> No.22494587

>>22490356
You can shove it up your ass.

(Just simple supply and demand)

>> No.22494938

>>22490356
I am sorry I can't sell you this Banana.
It was used as the reference banana for the Minions movie and it was our lucky item...

>> No.22495373

>>22490356
you better buy this banana before it moons, i heard 1000k EOY, dont wait any longer, you will FOMO when the bullrun starts

>> No.22495412

Do you like to put stuff in your ass hole?
Yes?
Do you have something to put in now?
No?
Well, guess what? I have this magnificent 8 inch long banana.
When you've done having fun, you could also eat it. It has multiple functions.

>> No.22495441

>>22490356
You would be stupid not to buy it lmao. I'm not gonna waste my time trying to shill it.

>> No.22495530

This banana is gay

>> No.22495697

>>22490461
This is literally how cell phone companies teach you how to sell. Nobody actually uses this approach.

>> No.22495792

When I was a young man I hid in the girls locker room. I couldn't see anything, but I heard them talking about how horny it made them seeing a man holding a perfect banana, which I happen to have for sale one now.

>> No.22495960

>>22490356
The sexiest woman you've ever seen is just down the hall and said she'll suck the dick of any man who brings her a banana within the next 30 seconds.

>> No.22495967

>>22490356
uhh you already have that banana, man
just, like, eat it or whatever

>> No.22495993

give this to a girl she'll be your trad gf

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22496120

with the banana you can make this banana pipe for smoking crack

>> No.22497065

>>22490356
put in pooper with timestamp and I'll send you btc

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>>22490356
UH OH BA-NA-NA

>> No.22497088

>>22490356
Whatever you do, don't let me sell you this banana.

>> No.22497101

>>22490356
test

>> No.22497112

Would you like to buy this banana?
(Yes)
>I sell you the banana
(No)
>I try to sell it to someone else, as it's a #'s game and not everybody wants to buy a banana