/biz/ - Business & Finance

>buy stock
>set sale 2% higher
>sell 99% of position
>have free stock and free money
>repeat 3 times a week

Is this how you win the market?

hi

>>22485304
Zeno's market.

OH NO BROS WE GOT COCKY

>>22485313
Hewo

>>22485313

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

These meme hits literally tickle all the various memelords here. The pajeets with TSLA, robinzoomer Portnoy soliders with DKNG, and boomers with GDXJ.

TQQQ needs to go back up to $170s...

>>22485313
>>22485331
extremely reddit posts

>"Ah yes, it appears he bought SQQQ calls"

Hey mumu are u ok?

nvda

>>22485334
what sort of treat is in the bag fren?

why isn't $EWLL moving with almost 200M in volume?

is it time?

>>22485304
>selling higher
kek retard confirmed

*HONK* *HONK*

All aboard for SQQQ cals frens.

>VIX remaining steady
Bear trap.

NOOOOO NVIDIA BROS, IT WAS OUR TURN

But seriously, I’m a retard for buying calls this morning

I'm not going to shut the fuck up about Mallinckrodt until you nerds join me in Valhalla. Come on I know one of you big Ballers has the funds to get to squeeze started right.

doubled down on my NKLA puts, here's hoping I dont get BTFO

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

why is amzn ruining my day?

>>22485348
If I hugged her, would it hurt?

>>22485373
spoonfeed me. what are you buying?

>>22485364
Algotrading. Same as PLYZ

>>22485395
It would be extremely painful.

AND IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN

>>22485304
Ive thought of this before but it almost never goes as planned

>>22485374
>what is real time data

if you're not buying FNGU at these prices you're a FAGGOT

> that WKHS chart
Wow the kikes were really hunting for stop losses this morning.

Buy TSLA now, what have you got to lose? Throw in a few shares of AAPL as well, because why not you big beautiful bvlls, nothing can possibly go wrong! Green line always go up!

>>22485343
This general is pretty fucking normie overall really

shit, my friend just told me he bought GIGA.V right now
what do

>ITS MONDAY!! THAT MEANS ITS TIME FOR A NEW EDITION OF ROBINHOOD SNACKS!!!!!!!!!!

>>22485399
who makes money off of that little movement?

ITY'S OVER QQQ 240 END OF DAY

I sold my 200 shares of discover after seeing they blocked payments to Kyle Rittenhouse fundraisers where should I park it?

>>22485417
I think I'll take that advice, thank you bobo!

>>22485427
hft algos. I don't know.

>>22485417

>>22485441
HFTs are the true rent seeking leeches of the market.

>>22485422
Prove that you're not a normalfag too.

the advantage of retail is that you get to get your item NOW and not tomorrow

if i broke my ps4 controller and i need a new one why would i order it on amazon when i can go to gamestop and have it tonight

lol

and im forced to have prime to make that deal worth it in the first place

its almost like amazon is a complete fabricated hoax making you believe theyre superior when they are in fact inferior

gamestop isnt making me pay 100$+ a year for prime

Why NKLA go up?

i swear to god, if these mother fucker's call the nak i paid less than a dollar for... i might not even be surprised, but i'll still own a shit load of nak, just ends up making my cost average go up even though i collected premium, and what ever.... i kinda feel super horny....

buy buy buy buy bull flag on tsla buy

>>22485296
What is this meme about T?
Did they slash dividends or something? T is suppose to be my retirement divvy stock.

>>22485430
Ruger

bobros IT IS TIME

>>22485422
yes, us normiechads are rising the h*ck up

>>22485401
You are a larger than average specimen.

>>22485470
Biden will win and NAK will go to $0.25

>>22485380
no
buy quality

>>22485410
I'd be a faggot with that man by sucking him off if you know what I mean

fuck fuck fuck why did I fomo into tsla? why why fuck I'M FUCKING RUINED

>>22485500
TSLA is so dictated by its options chain you should only bother buying that meme at Friday AH

>>22485390
Sell it. Buy more Nvidia

>>22485467
Truck roll down, stock go up

OOooOoo Tesla bro. Please tell me you bought the dip.

>>22485464
just bought $50 dollars worth of stuff I need from amazon while you were posting

not going to spend my time driving to walmart, home depot, and target to see if they have the stuff I need or not lmao

BUY CLIS
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/actor-pooch-hall-joins-clickstream-123000032.html
They keep getting low tier celebrities/ football players, but normies are gonna eat this shit up.

>>22485492
listen... biden isn't even a liberal, he's fucking crazy, i would be surprised if the democrats keep the majority in the house.

>>22485296
What are /smg/'s favorite growth stocks for Trump's second term?

You guys wanna hear something funny? Back when pro athletes were refusing to play games that one night and it looked like the seasons could be halted I sold DKNG at $39. Then the joggers came back and played the next games, MJ became a partner and now they signed some exclusive deal with ESPN and it's pumped to $46.33. LOL

Would you let him manage your money, /smg/?

>>22485536
>literally anyone in the democratic party isn't even a liberal, he's fucking crazy
ftfy

CNBC showing off the pregnant lady for that precious pervert demographic

>>22485464
nobody is needing to replace a ps4 controller immediately you dumb fuck. its not essential.

>>22485499
that's a cis woman lol

NTRR
SHRMF
losing hope on these holds

>>22485557
I don't even know who that is but he looks jewish so yes

>>22485473
KYanon always used to post about his T-babies every day for like a month or more
about how it was the greatest stock ever and it would pay him lots of divvies when he retired

and then one day he sold a bunch and bought another stock
I don't remember the specifics, it was over a year ago
anyway it is still a great boomerstock, no worries

>>22485545
SPY and VIS and QQQ

There is no bear or bull, only horse

>>22485495
What the fuck did you just say to me you little cunt? You better not be talking shit about the pride and joy of the Irish generic drug industry. If it wasn't for cocksucking Jew lawyers trying to enrich druggie ass motherfukers that OD on opiates they'd be the king of the castle. Don't come to me talking quality this quality that motherfucker. I will fucking end you do you understand?

>>22485348
Her clit is probably a small weiner now.

>>22485464
you're right, they need to have a pickup at warehouse option

>>22485390
Everyone is liquidating AMZN for NKLA. Keep up with the times, Millenial. Amazon is old and busted. Nobody uses that shit anymore. Nikola is the future, bro.

WEE WOO WEE WOO BEAR FLAG ON TSLA SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

I sold all my FNGU at 7% today. Waiting for the market to crash again just like last week so I can buy the dip.

>>22485296
Last covered call I wrote for T was $28 for January. I hope it keeps plunging.

Die T baby die. I just keep taking that 15% a year like the boomer I am.

>>22485531
what thing did you need that they didnt have

i call bullshit

sure walmart is trash because theyre too spread thin

gamestop is a gaming store specifically its their job to have what you would need

if they dont theyre just a store which is failing and out of stock and doesnt know what theyre doing how can a store stay in business if they cant stay in stock

>>22485573
actually this happens to me all the time ill lose my cable or something and then be like fuck now i have to wait till tomorrow to get it

>>22485570
I can't believe they're actually going to pay me for trolling on the phone friday.... i mean getting some one to vote for your cause is one thing. getting paid from the enemy's war chest to sabatoge their own efforts is truly some next level sun tzu type of shit.

>>22485464
Idk about the US, but in the UK you could order that new controller off Amazon and have it within a couple of hours.

aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22485581
ewww
the worst kind

>>22485597
buy quality stocks
not shit stocks

>>22485464
Because it's always out of stock at GME while it's going to be there tomorrow morning at latest with amazon. I don't have to get off my couch to order from amazon, let alone be disappointed that they don't have it and come back home empty-handed. Plus what's a day going to change? It's videogames, not covid 9am standup communications equipment.

>>22485605
>implying that's a bad thing
https://old.reddit.com/r/GrowYourClit/

SQQQ bros...

>>22485625
15%? isn't the taxman going to fuck you with that low margins?

lol what the fuck is happening

>>22485545
Industrial automation like EMR and ABB and ROK. Obviously QQQ alongside it and TSM.

>>22485628
>Im a retard all the time
imagine my shock

>>22485652
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU PANIC SOLD SQQQ LIKE A FUCKING RETARD

>>22485628
8 inch refit can lights (most are 6")
kashmiri chillis (my grocery store doesn't have them)
hario brand coffee filters, size 2

>>22485613
Amazon is undervalued by 15%
Nikola is probably priced for 2030

>>22485531
not to mention walmart is usually full of joggers.

>wake up
>sell covered calls
>back to sleep

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZON WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, WHY IS IT DUMPING?!

where did all the fag bulls go? im thirsty and require tears

>>22485557
Yes, the bigger the nose, the more financial wisdom stat.

>>22485352
A tingling sensation followed by death.

>>22485664
diamond hands fag

>>22485664
No, but I'm still down 1k for the day
DEATH TO QQQ

>>22485605
i'd suck her penis then if you know what i mean

>>22485655
These intraday swings are ominous

>>22485624
That is by far one of the most volatile 3x etfs ive seen

>>22485647
no man its game changing

if you have to wait at all youre already at a disadvantage

the people waiting on their couch 24 hours for their controller are losers

they had to buy into a system like prime
first which isnt a guarantee we just live in clown world

imagine what kind of crazy shit gamestop would offer you if they had a 100$ a year system

you would probably get every game for free

whatever you want

like netflix in the old days

>>22485649
Why tho

>>22485635
Imagine flexing about how small your country is

>>22485653
Tax man fuck you on anything that is short-term or ordinary income. He's taxing profit in the end anyway, idgaf. I have 200k in unrealized LT gains right now that I'm waiting to sell once I move to a 0% state and drop my income bracket for a year or two.

>>22485556
I bought it back when it was a spac at $11 and sold at $16.

Bought fastly at $24 and sold at $18 before it hit $100 a few months ago. Sold 60,000 Link at 25 cents. Sold 30,000 Walton at 50 cents after buying for a dollar before it hit $50.

Is Nvidia a buy at $500?

>>22485646
There you go using that fucking word "quality" again. I don't give two goddamn fucks about quality. All I care about is the fucking squeeze. And when this baby gets back up to break even it's going to start squeezing like a goddamn boa constrictor.

>>22485635
In the US it depends on how close you are to a major city and/or distribution center

>>22485703
that already exists. it's called gamefly. it failed.

moving on

>>22485703
bro how do you only own one video game controller for your console
what do you do when you have friends over to play with you
do you have to run to gamestop real quick (lmao lmao)

>>22485707
women are pervs

>>22485649
this is something i did not need to see and i will now take back my statement made here >>22485691

>>22485676
share your secrets friend. the maximum loss occurs if the underlying asset is higher than the strike price and the call is exercised but you still keep the premium and profit of selling 100 underlying shares at the strike price, right? it sounds like its not that risky

Im getting dividends payed on the 25th, how long do i need to hold to be eligible for payments?

>>22485654
I've got 50-80k I can afford to invest, and about another 100k split between nvda, amzn, pypl, intl, and IVV. What do you feel about things like salesforce, and docusign?

Invest in iron boys

>>22485703
why do you type like this

it doesn't bother me that much but it's just an odd way to format your thoughts

do you usually think like this
and where did you find your avatar

i'm asking because I think I went to high school with this girl

she had a lot of sex with black people

>>22485721
>Sold 60,000 Link at 25 cents.
I know this is smg but Jesus those missed gains

>>22485721
With your luck I'm fucking saying yes. Then sell it on a dip so it can moon after thanks

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAZOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>22485691
BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>22485755
>payed
ngmi

You can feel it too, don't you?

>>22485755
past ex-div date, when it is sold without the dividend...

>lounge in my shower for a while
>come back
>dumping
Every time

>>22485304
more like:
> sell 99% of position 2% higher
> it instantly goes up 10%
> panic buy
> it crashes 20% down

The Bogs won't let you win the market like this.

>>22485730
no look image if there was like a external hard drive where gamestop bought the game but then let you use it on their little hard drive thing temporarily as long as you payed their prime member ship

you get literally every game for free that way

gamestop could easily take advantage of digital games like this

>>22485766
because it saves keystrokes and thinking

i type alot im not gonna waste my time on grammar for somebody

>>22485721
Can you post your plays from now on so I can inverse you?

>>22485765
wow you are really all in on a company called "Cleveland Cliffs"
I like that

>>22485765
>98% diversity
sweet jesus, he's a retard.

>>22485763
Short all of them because they are aids garbage spyware propped up on bullshit language like le cloud
I use gentoo btw

NKLA doing a death wobble SEND IT LOWER LADS

>>22485739
>>22485730
>>22485703
Why no mention of gamepass for Xbox? I just got myself almost three years of service. Was playing all weekend.

are there any 3x leveraged copper ETFs on RH?

this is why WKHS is mooning

>>22485296
I gotta be honest 5g doesn't seem like a good idea regardless of if ability to make you sick it whatever

Is this what they call pre fomc drift?

>>22485804
yes. gamefly did that for a time too. it failed so hard they stopped doing it.

DXY seems to have chosen a direction

>>22485806

Always go full margin anon

>>22485811
>death wobble
how can I identify a real death wobble pattern on a chart from a fake death wobble (the shakes) ?

Can someone explain NKLA? The short squeeze theory appears to be incorrect. What else would cause this?

>>22485828

>>22485721
Anon I think you need to hold the next time your instincts tell you to sell.

>>22485766
Bullish!

So how's everyone doing today?

Also, if you haven't bought SPY500 calls yet, you're never gonna make it.

>>22485848
how would it fail did netflix fail

no people still pay for that garbage

gaming is bigger than movies in 2020

>>22485862
The tard strength theory

>>22485831
even 4G and 3G were mistakes
5G is a disaster
fortunately I live inside of two concentric silver spheres that attenuate all harmful beams

>>22485862
Who knows, but might as well make some money off retards

>>22485848
Does this mean the Microsoft gamepass will fail too?

QQQ may have just bounced off support again. Possibly a good buy in.

>>22485804
gme failed to pivot 10 years ago into the digital market. sell your bags and stop shilling. aren't you young? aren't you a gamer? you should have known better than to invest in a the block buster of video games.

>>22485870
give me a good call to buy

-KTOS
+NVDA

soon:
-AAPL
-half of FSLR

goal:
>40% cash by october

>>22485862
How is it different than any of the other 200 not-Tesla stocks?

me longing NQ again here

they should retest 11700 this week

>>22485882
https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1600040301158.png

I followed this so I am loaded up with puts for friday.

>>22485851
Yeah for today. The longer term is no decision yet.

>>22485765

>>22485649
Does this work for benis
Need more length so I can fuck fat bitches

What the fuck is a broker?

>>22485897
gme is 99$ EOY

>>22485899
>selling KTOS
cringe

>>22485904
when can we expect the 12000 party to begin

>>22485876
because gamers who are willing to spend money on a subscription of games every month are fat losers who don't have enough money and normalfags who watch netflix n chill all day typically are drones who will keep spending even when they are homeless.

>>22485886
short term, it will not contribute to significant growth as their other services such as Azure. long term, it will present a reasonable profit structure after enough userbase is gained and they can raise prices.

>>22485749
It is not very risky with some practice, even less so if youre willing to hold long term. Just sell a few percentage out of the money each week based on how much it moved over the last few weeks and adjust for events (like earnings). We are also in a down cycle, so I am selling closer to the money than normal.

>>22485919
Ask your mom

>>22485905
quality reddit

>>22485919
the fellows that circumcise you and fill your country with third worlders.

>>22485881
I'm jellin'

bull flag forming on WKHS. $26 eod.

FDX earnings tomorrow boys

what price to buy sqqq at?

Holy shit that SPY wick.

>>22485876
You know what would happen if I put a baby in that thing? It would probably come out with blue eyes and silky red hair.

>>22485773
Same. I had a very fat Link stack and thought the shitcoin was going nowhere. What hurts most is I literally sold back in like Feb. I got conned into Hedera Hashgraph because they had some Google exposure and I thought they were the real deal. I haven't touched crypto in years but randomly when browsing /biz/ I saw hype and fomo'd in. Shit tanked the next week because, like always, it wasn't even a real fucking partnership and just Google making a dumb blog post about them. Liquidated a bunch of shitcoins I had in my Binance account for the fomo cause Crypto takes so fucking long to free up funds for unless you pay credit card or bank wire fees. I try to numb the loss but I hate that I fell for some shitty scamcoin and dumped what I assumed to be junk into it. Link hadn't fucking moved anywhere up since I got it so I thought it was dead in the water.

so why is tesla going up again while apple keeps dumping?

>>22485763
I'd get some MSFT and I prefer SAP to Salesforce, but that's just my preference for an enterprise software pick (honestly from the experience of using both).

As for IVV, if you want safety go NOBL, it outperforms the S&P. If you want more risk and potential growth go IWF or IWP.

>>22485967
right now at the final dip for the day

UH OH BOBROS, WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>22485931
You're arguing with a dude who's just mentally unstable and desperate to come up with a reason for why GME is actually a really great business. It doesn't matter how much sense you make to him he's just gonna keep going on and on about it.

>>22485919
I am. Send me all your money, and I'll put it in the stock market for you.

>>22485976
I had the means to buy a million link at .1$ and i didnt

Instead i lost it all lmao

What's a good entry point for NVDA?

>>22485972
did it look like a death wobble or was it just the shakes

>>22485898
nvax (canada is going ALL IN for their vax)
mrna (1 of 2 vaxes for approval in US)
pfe (1 of 2 vaxes for approval in US)

pick these for your longs. im sure others can give you some tips on your shorts.

>>22485939
It's quality something. If there was advice anywhere else I would follow it.

>>22485749
Oh I forgot to mention
>maximum loss
This is not the right way to look at it. If your call executed, there should be no loss. Not making as much is not the same as a loss, its important to adjust our thinking.

>>22485924
>when can we expect the 12000 party to begin
no clue really >_>
depends on how well 11700 does

we could go all way back to 9k or even 8k if second pump fails

>>22485924
I like KTOS but I'm battening hatches for a potential volatility spike around the election plus whatever wacky shit 2020 throws at us in Q4

I refuse to not own NVDIA now that they own ARM though

>>22485931
lol bro nobody is going homeless because of netflix its pretty cheap

those retards quite literally pay for old public domain films from 1960

if ur offering new games its valuation would be thousands of times higher than net shits.

>>22485974
that sounds hot

>>22485893
>support

>>22485809
you think my other stocks are still good long term holds? Gonna throw some more into amzn, QQQ, IVV, and Mcdonalds

>>22485972
SPY500 calls or bust, niggas

>>22485972
I don't see this on my tracker, robinhood glitchiness?

>>22485671
>Amazon is undervalued by 15%
Amazon is not undervalued. Holy shit.

Thoughts on FBCG?

>>22485984
vym data on that tool is invalid prior to 2007.

>>22485876
You have to consider the slew of shit that GME would have to deal with to move product like that, and frankly the model would be totally unappealing. You've already got subscriptions that give away games once a month or so, endogenous to the Microsoft and Playstation platforms. They also perform fire sales that retail literally can't compete with.

Fortunately there's a large segue in the gaming market they have the opportunity to capitalize on, but it's a big move. All the streamer and e-sport shit that's popping up could actually leverage a retail position, and GME's unique position in the market could actually benefit from it. You can't test a keyboard online, and there's a dozen variants of switches. Likewise a mouse or a controller are left wanting for the very same demonstrations, but again these assessments are left at best to some poorly defined subjective tests from reviewers.

GME would be far better off trying to entertain this market by signing deals with streamers and teams to move exclusive physical merchandise while offering consumers the ability to assess their peripherals in-person. But physical exchange of games is dead, and has been for a long time.

>>22486008
8k sounds apocalyptic
I don't even belief that its possible
where would all the money go

>>22486014
just plan ahead and stock up on video game controllers now before they break

>>22485958
Has this level of immigration ever happened before and if so what was the outcome for the original population
I've been so blackpilled lately, I just don't see a future.

>>22486014
you be you. i sold my GME at 70% and knew this was nothing but market manipulation and insider squeeze. but you hold onto that stock, go all in if you have to

>>22485984
>>22485763
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

My bad grabbed wrong screenshot. Use a ticker comparison tool that factors in DRIP to compare your broad ETFs imo.

I TOLD YOU TO BUY FNGU BROS
I TOLD YOU

>>22486014
PC games are all about Steam and piracy, console games are all about Microsoft and Sony stores, plus Stadia exists now

I'm bagholding GME for the squeeze play but I don't see your argument

>>22486008
>>_>
>>22486017
Anon, get a real broker and short. If you haven't noticed, the country is burning, about to enter a civil war, and at all time highs during a global depression before a war. All major companies have been guzzling nigger jizz instead of planning how to restructure.

VOO SPY or IVV?

What's an easy fix to being underexposed to financials from being heavy in QQQ? Should I just buy V and MA?

Time for a bull run, right anons?

>>22486095
how many fucking times are you going to ask this question you fucking faggot
VOO to hold
SPY for derivatives. now shut the fuck up

why are all these turbofucked REIT's mooning? Good news?

POOPOO
E
E
P
E
E

>>22486069
that NOBL ETF has only been around since 2013. it was a valid ticker prior, but it was a different fund.

>>22486061
apparently mass immigration is a good enough idea that we aren't just trying it in one or two countries, but in every single developed western country all at the same time

>WTI up
So why the fuck are my calls currently dying?

>>22486047
Was the wrong securities anyway and capturing the time period starting around the bottom of a recession is hardly a good idea for objective comparison.

I believe that specific DRIP calculator will use NUA or the index to fill in previous years, which the ETF is supposed to mirror.

>>22486061
Anatolia and Italy, circa the end of the Eastern and Western Roman Empires respectively

what NKLA puts are you boys buying?

>>22486132
too based for this thread

>>22486123
pull out now. it's going to be full reverse after market. too many gains on too many shitty stocks today.

>>22486059
Were at the very least testing 10400 on the bad-dump

That’s actually the upper end of a lomg term trend line.

10400 is the best case scenario of this retrace down.

>>22486139
Yeah funny that

>>22486123
zoom out

>>22485984
Do you consider gold or other commodities to be good hedges right now?

>>22486061
No and there will be blood/balkanization.

>>22486053
nah that doesnt make sense

esports teams arent popular the game itself is popular

and their stores arent big enough to host large tournaments

they only need like a few types of blue razer mechanical keyboard and maybe a red switch and its enough and some gaming mouses'

im all for that but thats not the only thing they need

esports isnt a market lol

unless u just wanna sell high end gaming gear which they already need to start doing anyways nobody said that was bad

>>22486059

controllers are lucrative business dude

gamestop could sell just controllers and make it big

>listening to my strategic management 492 lecture while on the shitter while shitposting while flipping stocks
2020 is wack

>>22486061
there used to be celtic people all over europe. Not anymore.

HOW THE FUCK IS NKLA GOING UP 10% TODAY?!!!?!

>>22485691
Gross.

>>22486143
>I believe that specific DRIP calculator will use NUA or the index to fill in previous years
no - it jumps from 10k to over 30k in a year. bad data.

>>22486145
Damn so we are going to be wop tier?
Guess that's not the worst thing in the world

>>22486147
If it goes green again tomorrow $30 puts are guaranteed money

breaking news
hostilities with china escalate

Whats with these sexy disabled midget commercials on fox business kek

>>22486139
Let's just yolo civilisation bros lets goooo

>KR beats earnings again
>Stock tanks again
Man, boomers are really autistic about "guidance".

I've got 50 cents, bitches. What do I buy?

>>22486182
Makes me said.
t. Gallic bro

>>22486156
I think that 10400 is going to hurt a lot of people

>>22486179
don't you already get two controllers with a console
I've never had a first-party controller break in my life
how many controllers do you buy every year

Is the horse back to riding at 2pm?

>>22485304
This is how I'm currently making it in this retard market. Sell high, buy low really is that simple if you watch the charts throughout the week.

>>22486191
Because you guys bought puts.

>>22486176
I legitimately believe the mind virus has taken complete control
There will be no resistance

>>22486069
Just use protfoliovisualizer and tick include dividend.

>>22486201
>wop tier
You wish it will only be that bad.

Breaking news
The Kpopfag is gonna kill himself when his GME calls expire worthless

>>22485958
look stop blaming the fucking jews.... you like monotheism, we started that

>>22486228
It always does, doesn't it?

>>22485899
Why 40% cash by october

>>22486246
I'll sacrifice my 1 call for this

EOY TARGETS

TSLA: $185
AAPL: $70
NKLA: $3.75
KTOV: $.00005
QQQ: $200

>>22486061
End of greece, end of rome. The local greeks were complaining heavily about the immigration near the end of the empire, while the romans came to call rome the place from which all things vile are born.

>>22486211
which one is the sexy disabled midget

>>22486131
>>22486143
The dividend aristocrat index raping SPY is long established, was just trying to illustrate the tool use for anon. Calm down kiddos. Heres an article looking at a 25 year timeline

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4063258-3-smart-beta-exchange-traded-funds-beat-s-and-p-500

>>22486234
There will be but it's going to need to become drastically worse before there's any serious effort. A cataclysmic event could kick it off though.

>>22486228
Why in God's name are you still in horse at this price?

>>22486257
I'm spooked by the election and the general unpredictable nature of 2020

tbf we just discovered life on Venus of all fucking places so we might be safe for a month or two from anything really wacky

>>22486263
>nipple piercing
gross

>>22486279
>>22486198
Thoughts?

>>22486228
Never doubt the horse, held through the 2 month crab and now it’s paying off.

>>22486087
>short
short what, and when? Just asking to get my asshole reamed trying to short when I work I full time job and cant sit in front of the monitor all day.

>>22486278
Its a shriners commercial with some super handsome or beautiful disabled midgets and it throws me off

>>22486280
>A cataclysmic event could kick it off though.
Like a pandemic or mass unemployment?

>>22485797
quit sharing my trading plan

>>22486246
I hope so, dude is worse than any shillee and tripfag in this general

>>22486279
the index has been around for a long time, the ETF product has been around since 2013. i was going to call you a retard originally and now i regret not doing so.

>>22486296
>Why in God's name are you still in horse at this price?
Holding for the usps announcement, this is just icing on the cake

>>22486307
Oh sorry I didn't realize you were a wagie

I just want to know WHO is buying NKLA right now. What does he know that I don't??

>>22486297
>nipple handles
ftfy

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22486337
I pulled out when it hit $20 again because I seriously doubt the USPS contract will be as big as some people are expecting, if they win with a competitive bid the margin won't be great, and they probably won't get the whole contract (maybe 20-30%)

>>22486217
Sad*. Jesus Christ, I need some sleep.

>>22486172
No, I think commodities are volatile as fuck as seen from gold and oil as easy examples. Your safest place is in equity, especially consumer staples, healthcare, and telecomm right now. It's really bad that is a better alternative to bonds right now, considering the near 0 rates and interest rate risk.

We are in weird times.

>>22486347
bagholders are trying to make it less painful, others are hedging against their puts, some are gambling. use your brain retard.

>>22486297
This
They only get in the way

>>22486352
Are the shorts going to pump it again?

>>22486351
if you need handles you're clearly not deserving of the nipple in the first place.

>>22486347
r/NikolaCorporation, it’s literally just a battle of the bulge before the utter collapse

I wonder what happened to savanon

wait why is the nosedaq going back up ?

the unanimous /smg/ consensus was that it must be going down under 11k

>$MAG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>22486053
what you have to realize is that Gamestop just has to cut off its corporate bloat (like stop wasting $32 million in bonuses for its executives the past 2 years) and it's instantly back to double digits. It doesn't have to do anything revolutionary because it's already making billions of dollars in revenue annually, and 20% of its revenue was ecommerce this quarterly (~$200 million).

Is that the kind of revenue you expect from a 400 million market cap company? Like I don't know if a massive short squeeze is still possible, but GME is actually less riskier than all the other shit in the market just because of how undervalued it is and that it now has a bunch of activists that are butthurt mad at its board (Permit and Hestia's been bagholding since 2011 and they put in 2 of their people into the board to get their shit together). The CEO and CFO still seems to be retarded judging by the webcast call on Q2, the CFO in particular I have no fucking idea why they didn't jump on paying off the 2021 bonds immediately while they were at a 30% discount. most retarded shit ever. They've basically just "lost" like $20 million or something because they sat on cash instead of shuffling their debt better. they are so fucking retarded.

I'm sure they're going to be an obstacle to Cohen as well. Even Burry got so fed up with GME not listening to them he just decided to give up and be a passive investor now, he reduced his shares to under <5% around April/May.

>>22485464
This. Last time I needed a gaming related peripheral, I could order on Amazon and wait 2 days or I could walk down the street, literally 5 minutes, to best buy and buy it for the same price right away. Guess who got my money. Hint: It wasn't Bezos.

>>22486339
trying not to be a wagie. Only recently started investing and trying to be more active but definitely not ready to start shorting the market. I have about 300k saved. Maybe I can retire if the market explodes like I think it will when trump gets re-elected.

to buy more tsla or not to buy more tsla

>>22486220
people like the controllers with the cool design or custom modded controllers

scuf controllers etc

and the little analog sticks get fucked up over time and they start to hang loose

trust me mate

controllers are BIG business

theyre like 80$ on amazon right now

scuf controller is in the hundreds and goes up to multiple hundreds depending on what features oyu want

Guess we'll find out tomorrow if this is a fake green day

>>22486378
This chart is all over the place. I guess Utilities are the safest bet.

>>22486335
The etf morrors the index with an insignificant margin of error. You are daft. That's like saying SPY won't closely, and for all intents and reasonable purposes, mirror the S&P 500 almost exactly.

>>22486347
Probably just squeezing retarded shorts
Because shorting nkla was to obvious

Something tells me all this green is a setup to make money now and then to make money later during the big dirty later in the week when the banks meet.

When will aapl and msft moon

>>22486364
More than just fundamentals though. WKHS getting even some of the contract will legitimize them as a competitive ev.

>>22486378
have a more recent chart of this?

>>22486438
what kind of controller collection do u have...

>>22486450
look at the graph you fucking retard >>22486069 . you really think the aristocrat index went from nothing to 100k in a year? dont ever @ me again

>>22486471
I should have jumped over share for share when it was equal with nio.

Missed the horse, but I'm happy holding nio

>>22486442
You have to consider what caused the recessions. Tech got raped in instances like dotcom popping but did fine from the corona hit. The historical sector performance is just a good guide, but no crystal ball imo. I hate healthcare besides JNJ, so mostly hide in staples and utilities during uncertainty.

DAL - The path back to $60 is starting strong ain't it.

>>22486426
consider putting maybe a grand into cheap OTM spy puts for December, and sell them if there's any big election volatility

Worst case you lose a grand, best case you lose everything else but have a winning lottery ticket

>>22486442
utilities are nice but boring. Once I make it I'll put a chunk into them
AQN has surprisingly good growth for what you might expect from a safe "divvy" stock. Over 400%+ returns (before dividends) across a decade for something pretty low-risk and stable.

Once I'm done gambling (since I'm only a 4 figure portfolio right now) I'm putting half into AQN and TSM.

>>22485664
Not trying to be too smug about me being right with market being stable today, but why would you panic? If you trust in your system and the line breaks you close your position. No panic and no delusion involved. Line goes here, you sell, line goes there, you buy.

Assuming you trust your system.

>>22486425
fuck ya i love best buy

i price match everything

the only thing i dont like is how they keep a security guard to check your receipt at the door its not inviting


i dont approve this type of lockdown africa police state mentality

but theyre trying to survive i guess

and best buy has better deals than amazon on their website sometimes and a used section that nobody checks

>>22486499
I do what I want you stupid doublenigger, read the article.
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Kek
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>>22486216
buy a bullet and rent a gun, griswold.

>>22486441
We know when the DIX numbers are out.

>>22486471
>more than just fundamentals, it's about the narrative of the stock
This is why I sold at $20, that sounds way too pets.com for me. I like the idea of electric taco trucks, electric UPS vans, etc; I see the market, I like the partnerships, but WKHS has no real mass production or cashflow right now. Still better than Nikola.

>>22486257
election.

Damn I should of just went all in on draft kings at 23

>>22486279
Say that again? Pic related is DRIP enabled.

>>22486515
This
>>22486426
You only need active funds of like $5,000 to make 5 figures a week dude dude

>>22486532
>the only thing i dont like is how they keep a security guard to check your receipt at the door its not inviting
look man, shrinkage is wrong, looters are wrong, it's sad they have to employ people to stop people from doing the wrong thing, but look niggers want to change the laws so they can fucking do what ever they want, you got assholes sexualizing children, i am about fed up.

>>22486532
I check the best buy used selection (on their website) and it's not that great
at best it's competitive in price with Amazon Warehouse Deals but with 1/1000th the selection

most of the elctronic gadgets, PCs, kitchen appliances, etc. that I own were bought from amazon warehouse deals

>>22486574
$5k to make five figures a week? Tell me how.

>>22486531
there's nothing stable about this wild intraday swing

>>22486220
My PS4 Controller battery ate shit, but then again I have two small children, so it's been through hell too.

>>22486414
5% of /smg/ is bears and this is the only time where they make a temporary profit. So they are quite loud when we dump for once.

25% of /smg/ panics, sells and shorts the bottom, revenge trades and wants to punish the stock market for making them lose money. They are also quite noisy.

Long term bulls just turn off the computer and go outside if we dump.
If I lose 10k in a day I just go out and eat a steak lmao.

>>22486608
Still people are buying and the panic stopped. Now back to consolidation.

>babies first SQQQ bagholders
Awe, cute. I went through that phase in late March. Just drop it. You don't want to baghold something that trends to zero.

>>22486000
270 or so, set your orders

>>22486572
Kek

>MU
Does Micron do anything other than bounce between 40 and 50? RAM and storage are basically commodities right? And isnt there a surplus of inventory now? I dont get it

>>22486608
if you want stability, look at nak, this shit is literally going to get pinned at one dollar this week. calls and puts will be destroyed, we're going to max pain friday. the good thing is, we get to keep accumulating selling options and basically waiting for 5 years.

>>22486607
Learn to trade options and use leverage
This is a good channel for noobs
Control your emotions and watch the charts, not P/L or you'll be in debt millions. Brokers give you 4x the amount of capital in leverage. So they would give you around $1,200,000 to trade with

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcIvNGMBSQWwo1v3n-ZRBCw

I want to magically get good at day trading so I don’t have to join the military. I have 15k I just want to throw it all on WKHS or something and if I get bogged I’ll just kms

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>>22486532
I miss when Best Buy GCU was still a thing. Really was too good to be true.

>>22486677
just join the military

>>22486147
$0, can't wait for this scam to get delisted

>>22486643
I tried it again with some other tickers, for example using NOBL instead of DA7. Same result: it doesn't even get 10% of the returns from proportional SPY. Seems like whatever your data source is, it's literally made up.

>>22485806
How the fuck is that calculated anyway? What does a 0% diversity portfolio look llike? 100% country club, golf manufacturers and snuggie stocks? I am actually curious.

>>22486634
>Now back to consolidation.
Lmao this aint consolidation. Wild swings like this look unstable as heck

>>22486658
Kek

>>22486634
>panic stopped
the election panic is just getting started imo

>>22486651
lmao im not a trader but this pin action is hilarious. why is it pinned?

>>22486718
I'll stop being an ass for a second and assume you actually aren't trolling: I posted the link.

>>22486296
>we discovered life on venus

No we didn't.
Stop parroting clickbait headlines please. I'm sites of seeing bullshit spread so easily. We discovered chemicals that hint at potential life, but said chemical reactions could have just occured by processes we haven't discovered yet because we don't know jack shit about what goes out outside of our little globe. It's literally the same shit they said about Mars over a decade ago.

>"We found life on Mars!!! Wait no actually it's just something that may hint at life being on Mars but we won't know unless you shell out the funding for us to check it out!!! Oh...we got on Mars and it turns out it was fucking nothing lmao....well VENUS, look at Venus!!!! This fart cloud may be ALIEN fart???????? Need more money!"

>>22486812
The seekingalpha article is not a source, it's a copy-pasted graphic that's unsourced (they say "according to s&p research" with all needed details seemingly removed). Meanwhile using dividend aristocrats as per the strategy requirements or using ETFs that supposedly track them doesn't even give a fraction of SPY, let alone better than SPY.

>>22486650
MU is why i don't touch SOXX and only recommend AMD/NVDA/TSM. The rest of the industry are too cyclical.

MU in particular is at the mercy of fluctuating demand

>>22486061
Seriously not a big deal with a social safety nets. Toronto and Vancouver, though they have there faults, are considered some of the best places to live on earth.

Immigration sucks if your a loser, but has huge economic boons if your smart enough to utilize them.

But of course this notion offends certain people to their core.

I'm beginning to understand why women like those horse cum shots so much. I may order a few glasses myself at this point!!!

I am thinking of selling all my crypto and just throwing it all in QQQ or something

>>22485739
>friends

>>22486007
Yeah, the "maximum loss" is actually if the stock goes to zero, but even then you lose less than owning the stock and not doing the covered call because you would be missing out on the premium.

>>22486061
The kind of immigration Europe is getting is the equivalent to when a nation would lose against the Ottomans, so the Ottomans would forcefully immigrate in, and also transfer native populations out.

The ethnic groups that were conquered this way basically no longer exist.

What are the chances Jpow runs his printer again on Wednesday? Surely they want to keep "the economy" in permabull status, right?

I downloaded td ameritrade today. I'm gonna stuff some money into it on friday when i get a big ol paycheck. I'm gonna keep learning between now and then. I took micro and macroeconomics classes this past summer and fall. I've been looking through investopedia learning terms and concepts and such, but they make it really obvious they've been subverted by blacks, faggots, communists, and other types of degeneracy
do you guys have any practical advice for someone who's never traded stocks before? or is this world of memes and banter simply too big for any newfriends?

>>22487115
If you owned the stock and didn't sell the call you'd have the chance to sell it before it hit 0

>>22487179
>buy MSFT
>hodl MSFT
>sell and retire
Bout all there is.

>>22486304
pic saved thanks I've been looking for that one forever fellow diamond hands horsefren

>>22487358
You can buy to close your option and then sell your shares.