/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22476966
If I am still working next year i'm just gonna kill myself

>>22476966
https://youtu.be/fi6pu_thrMs

Just cozying into bed for a nice snooze here at 7am while the wagie is about to get up and work

>>22477072
I’m drinking orange juice btw. I’ve never had beach sex but it sounds unpleasant for a number of reasons. https://youtu.be/sYfckrWF3Vc

>>22477221
get a job and have sex incel, you're an embarassment for your family and your country

I could go to work (self employed gig worker) but I just got Universal Credit semi NEET bux in, I got more of my favorite tokens at a steal and have some spare so maybe I'll go out but only if I feel like it.
Have some decent 80s CityPop.
https://youtu.be/Nx_Uorw_6Sg?list=LLtSKjJBhx-piqozRoxFWwHw

>>22476966
checked. based 1980s bro. https://youtu.be/XQ9XcMybcX8

>>22477260
how about nah

>>22476966
Trade Chad here. Just got done lifting, going to shower then hit work. Feelcomyman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A&ab_channel=WhamVEVO

https://youtu.be/ILWSp0m9G2U

>>22477221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvzPLp9Y_yU

>>22477260
I’ve had sex, just never on a beach
https://youtu.be/Buow9eG57jA
https://youtu.be/cuzfcwZs0o8
https://youtu.be/OfNAJ3xOfqQ
https://youtu.be/u6rxzeSts5o
https://youtu.be/KDMuz9t8NnM
>>22477285
Based

Being a NEET makes you a sad act void of soul and purpose unless youre literally a schizo or autist because then you have an excuse for locking yourself away, youre broken

T. Rich self-employed person that works a few hours a week and is miserable as fuck

>>22477475
Forgot a song

>I saw two shooting stars last night I wished on them, but they were only satellites, is it wrong to wish on space hardware

https://youtu.be/aCfRcgoPxTw

https://youtu.be/_QLsr_jR5gs

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

https://youtu.be/Z6f2vyeO8Hs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

>>22477475
99% of jobs are fucking worthless, I'm plenty fulfilled pursuing my hobbies and building my own house right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrvVQm6kKZ4

Okay;Let's GOOOOO

>>22477285
How does it feel being on the utmost end of social hierarchy, baby boy? Not being able to hunt your own food, no claim for pussy, going extinct by the first disruption that cuts the umbilical cord through which you are draining the state and your parents. God, I don't even mind a global collapse just so I can see helpless insects like you going extinct.
Genetic dead-end

>>22477436
God tier intro. Urusei Yatsura will always have a special place in my heart
https://youtu.be/0kn2_euTNrU

>>22477554
All wagies are so angry all the time, just read this cringe shit you just posted and ask yourself how happy you really are earning Mr. Goldberg his shekels. Jesus you're pathetic, I bet your body is flabby and you look like complete shit hunched over and stressed all day long. Meanwhile I'm deadlifting 350lbs now and I'm swole as fuck since I have as much free time as I want. Also I probably banged your girlfriend while you were in your wage cage LOL.

>>22477475
Continued. After making like 500 dollars an hour at my prime literally just throwing together some clips half arsed for social media I would honestly trade that for a job where I like my colleagues. I.e. some shitty company like a podcast for the football club I support or something.

Money is just a commodity and it cant be enjoyed if you lack social standing. Im thinking about just dropping everything and geting some shitty minimum wage job to live life.

>>22477595
LMAO 3.39PLATE??!!!?

>>22477632
I just started lifting this year, but my body looks great atm compared to the average person

>>22477626
Do it and tell us how it goes you stupid naive fuck, min waging in some dead-end goon job is soul destroying

>>22477306
How does that feel comfy? Who does trades in 2020, poor fag.

>>22476966
I woke up, had a wank, hit the gym, had a full English breakfast, now shitposting for a bit and gonna carry on working on my passion project afterwards. Imagine 40 hours a week excluding travel time as how you have to spend your limited time on this planet. Sorry wagies

>>22477667
I never said dead-end job I meant a dead-end company but with a cause I like i.e. a podcast for the football club I support

I would work for minimum wage for a cause I likeand have a stake in with colleagues I like rather than just wasting away inside an apartment with no life

>>22477595
Cope harder. I'm ripped and got a big dick that filled up more 7/10+ pussy than your brain is capable of processing without getting a seizure.
Your Neet ass is cucking nobody, you prolly aren't able to get anymore from lack of serotonine and fried dopamine receptors from jacking off to tranny porn and eating junk food.
It's not too late neet, you can still become a normally functioning human

>>22477675
people who have their heads screwed on. Crypto fags are zoomers with no money hoping to get rich from lottery tickets. Youre basically the nu-age 'dumb and poor welfare' person

>>22477595
Lol at bragging about deadlifting girl weights.

I make 100k working from home. I left more than you, have more money than you, and fuck hotter women than you.

Kill yourself

>>22477698
able to get hard anymore*

>>22477554
You understand that the majority of jobs in the developed nations of the world have created so many non-value adding jobs only to feed normies.

Nobody is being a "man" by working 9-5 slaving for sombody above him he will never meet who is like earning 20x more than you. Thats cuckdom, not a hunt.

I run my own business, but NEETs who sucking off the state, they have their freedom. Worth more than anything in this world, more than consooming thats for sure.

>>22477675
Seething

>>22477698
Sure you are you dumb wagecuck, I bet you have ample time to get ripped working 40-60hrs every single week. The only way a wage faggot has a body that isn't deformed is if he's working outdoors as a tradie, and I doubt that's you.
>>22477711
>bragging about 100k a year and LARPing to boot
I'm an early BTC and ETH adopter whale you retarded newfag, I make you look poor as shit 100% guaranteed. You could spend a lifetime working your dream LARP job and never come close to my net worth.

>>22477721
Jesus, where in my posts did I say that workcelling for shekelberg 8hrs is the optimum?
I'm just disgusted by the manbabies here defending a neet lifestyle funded by someone else's money w/o ever having to put real energy into earning own money.
And yes, physical effort is part of being a human, otherwise your body goes to shit, not even lying here, rotting corpse neet fuckers

>>22477736
>Slavery.

>>22476966
Haven’t worked since I got out of uni, 8 years running now. Can retire my kids if we get a bullrun.

>>22477749
>physical effort

Yes of course, but work out. Not physical effort doing slavery.

Back to the cage it is.

>>22477746
agreed. I'm posting from my telework at the computer. waging sucks. next year im going on benifits for a while. they stole my summer with corona, but im not going to let them take anohter one.

fuck waging.

>>22477755
Oh no he's doubling down

>>22477815
>I love my job.

>cashed out (actually panic sold) in january 2018
>already had cash savings too
>quit my job because fuck me if I'll keep waking up at 6am when I have so much money
>been chilling, traveling, learning a language, lifting etc since
>gf works 4 days a week so enough time to be free and still enjoy when she's there
>still have money for 2 more years at least
>hoping we get a bullrun before that

>>22477792
You'll make one day fren, all my bros are NEETs now because when I made it I just gave them all a bunch of money as well. Waging in the current year is even worse than a medieval serf.

>>22477554
My favourite thing that I don't think wageys realise is when you find dat NEET love...
You know sometimes we just stay in bed and fuck and cuddle pretty much constantly for the first few weeks, right?
Like, that's what you do when you really click with somebody? Just go to bed and stay there and cuddle and chill and fuck and explore all your fantasies and tell each other all your deepest things and fall in love and bond and shit?
>9am off to work everyday commuter wagies
teeheehee

>>22477831

>>22477306
I'd let you support me with your tradiebucks while I enjoyed your muscles, but I'd definitely laugh behind your back and almost definitely fuck around while you were out labouring every day.
A lady has needs.

>>22477885
You can always tell newfags from /pol/ right away, this board has always been NEETs and outcasts looking for ways to get out of wageslaving. Only /pol/ post-2016 became some gay ass republikike board that values slaving away for jews for the good of a 40% White country. Jamal needs his gibs wagie!

>>22476966
>drinking alcohol on a Monday morning
Ah, so you're a degenerate addict as well as a jobless loser

imagine working while printer just goes BRRRRRRRR

why are people going to work anyway? we're in the middle of a pandemic!

>>22476966
>party
>total eclipse of the heart
the fuck is wrong with you?

>>22477939
calm down and clock in, ragie wagie

>>22477917
I'm sure you are big guy :)
>>22477933
Look at that coping wall of text lmao drns

>>22477844
Im considering staying jobless for a few years and backpacking europe. I got some money to do it.

I mean after corona bullshit is over, but you can be sure i'm going on benifits for atleast 6 months next year. fuck waging

Hello goodsirs can you please help a lady out.
I just want to find a very very clever NEET tradhusband with whom to share my life.
I don't give a fuck how much cash he has, I just need him to be smart enough that I can talk to him properly and committed to not wasting his (/our) life as a wagey.
Only schizos want to get in touch over 4chan, turns out.

>>22477987
Back to the cage now, come on; unpaid break times over wagie.

>>22478017
Still voting Trump

>>22478038
Yes me too, aren't we all?
I run my own company, imagine voting Biden in 2020 lol.

>>22478050
>I run my own company

Minority detected, figures you all brah about welfare constantly like it's some sort of secret club lmao

>>22477994
Make sure to invest your benefits and move to a country where there's no capital gains taxes(if you're not in one already, the moment my crypto exploded I bounced out so fast out of the US lol) and you'll be well on your way to never having to wagefag ever again. But this sounds like a good plan, anon, make sure you enjoy your life, we're not here very long and spending 1/3rd or more of it being miserable and unhappy is no way to live. I'd rather be dirt poor living in a tent in the middle of nowhere than spend another second wage cucking again.

imagine not getting your accountant and tax agent to set up a charity for you
and having your mates as the directors with you
and applying and gaining government grants to "help aimless causes" eg. corona, climate, disadvantaged ppl
and then not allocating some of the grants you get from corporate cucks as your own 'salary' filed under admin expenses by your accountant
all this with legal limited liability

imagine not having corporations and gov paying u

I do sympathize my dear wagie,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxnFIKPuezI

Dear Wagie,
I do not sympathize for you
You are a niggerfaggot normie and you will lose your job in a global depression the likes of which have never been seen in human history
Sincerely,
Tendie Lord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s52KSTmKSPM

>>22477841
You're not gonna make it anon, these meme coins are going to need at least 3 more years.

>>22478133
>. I'd rather be dirt poor living in a tent in the middle of nowhere than spend another second wage cucking again.
same.