/biz/ - Business & Finance

fall on the floor, yell, and say you need to go home you hurt yourself

That fucking sucks. It's the kind of think they never prepare you for. I've seen 10/10's become 4's without their clothes on. it's fucked up. Have you considered buying prostitutes instead? It's not so bad from a business and finance perspective. Whatever you spent on 9 dates was probably more than 200 bucks for a girl you could vet ahead of time, right?

>>22470158
Hahah anon.

You made it 2 years ago what on earth have you been doing

Maybe just stop caring, let go, and eat that asshole and outie pussy raw. OP's a legit faggot.

>>22470178
>>22470187
It’s a larp / pasta

Have viagra

>>22470158
HONK HONK

>>22470158
This is copypasta but a good one. First time I fucked a girl from behind I was pretty put off by the smell as well. Somehow I got used to it.

>>22470158
Let's just go back to shilling PNK guys

>>22470158
>what do I do?
clog the toilet. start a flood

How do you make a girl your gf? Do you just ask her if she wants to be your gf?

>>22470187
Damn. It must really suck to be a woman sometimes. I mean, you literally have one job. I wanna reject the hottest woman out there just to see her reaction

>>22470272
ngmi AND virgin for life

>>22470158
mgtow is life

>>22470158
>sex after 9 dates

That’s how I know your gay.
Slam it home queerboi. Give her the dick she wants. Or be chucked and watch me duck her senseless

>>22470211
ngmi. disgusting.

OP work on fake crying and pretend u got a phone call about a family member passing away

>>22470246
tell us about the smell anon

>>22470158
if a woman doesn't smell good to you, you were never really attracted to each other. your children will be genetic dead ends. leave and break up with her.

>>22470346
Not all of them have it. I've only experienced it with the fat ones. My wife's asshole doesn't smell like anything.

>>22470313
kek so much of a queer he puts his wallet address as his tripfag name. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Mods should ban for you autobegging like the poor lil virgin you are. what a geek

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>>22470246
Ive fucked 8 girls from behind, I'm pretty much incel though, and none of them smelled bad. I will say that all of them agreed to sex beforehand, so maybe they prepared more? Or perhaps good luck?

>>22470348
What if you like her smell but she doesn't like yours?

>>22470348
btw roasties on birth control literally have their pheromon receptors inverted and wind up with guys they make shitty children with once they get off the pill

>>22470158
Shitu pasta KYS