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i need a good hedge fund name

>> No.22462669

>>22462655
Cuck holding

>> No.22462687
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22462687

>>22462655
Line go down LLC

>> No.22462699

>>22462669
this is really good
i was thinking Lulz Capital or something but can't beat that wit

>> No.22462730

>>22462655
Hedgedog Funds

>> No.22462732

Frozen bags capital

>> No.22462751

>>22462655
Niggers Stink

>> No.22462757

>>22462655
Scalable Capital Assets Management (SCAM)

>> No.22462763

>>22462655
Hedge Hog

>> No.22462786

>>22462757
but it's not a scam

>> No.22462802

>>22462786
Yea but its SCAM

>> No.22462819

>>22462655
cessabit

>> No.22462827

>>22462802
no that just won't do

>> No.22462847

>>22462655
Collateral Unity Natural Trading

>> No.22462852

>>22462655
NIGGERSHITFUND

>> No.22462865

Parasite Equity Fund

>> No.22462873

>>22462852
Best one so far

>> No.22462893

Finance And Goals

>> No.22462908

>>22462865
i like this one cause it spells pee

>> No.22462963

>>22462655
Cux Capital

>> No.22462968

Directed Investment Leverage And Trading Execution

>> No.22462992

>>22462655
HighlyLeveled Dick Management TSLA LLC

>> No.22463004

>>22462669
fpbp

>> No.22463022

>>22462655
shekelberg capital

>> No.22463042
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>Sonic the Hedgefund

>> No.22463044

>>22462669
>cuck holding
actually legit

>> No.22463058

>>22462968
Trannys will love this one

>> No.22463143

Professional Equity Net Investor Securities

>> No.22463144

what about Biz Capital

>> No.22463166

Hogspurt Holdings LLC

>> No.22463332

>>22462655
Nigger, Nigger, and Goldstein. LLC

>> No.22463342

bump

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>>22462655

>> No.22463494

Kawaii Yield Services (KYS)

>> No.22463541

National Investments General, or NIG.

>> No.22463920

>>22462655
BE BALLISTIC CAPITAL
IT DAMP YOU BUY
IT PAMP YOU BUY
JUST GO FULL TIME CRYPTO GAI

>> No.22463950
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>>22462669

>> No.22463964

>>22462655
Ku Klux Kapital

>> No.22464004

>>22462655
This is probably the grey.holdings dude who got embarrassed after we all shat on his website, now he is rebranding

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>>22462669
Kek 69
based

>> No.22464055

>>22464004
no but i posted a while back about a trading algorithm i was developing
it's finished now and getting 60% ROI and 15% max drawdown over 5 years

>> No.22464074

>>22463022
(((Shekelsberg & Goldstein Capital)))

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>>22464074

Goldberg & Shekelstein ®

(I already have the logo.)

>> No.22464274

Goldman Brothers

>> No.22464324

>>22462908
>Parasite Equity Fund
>PEF
>pee....
Anon can you read?

>> No.22464389

>>22462655
shekelblatt capital

>> No.22464520
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>>22462655
Stop what ur thinking about or doing, just buy deus.finance

>> No.22464586

>>22462669
Unironically a fantastic name.

>> No.22464650

>>22464324
no that's why i'm starting a hedge fund

>> No.22464673

>>22462757
You can actually open a hedge fund with this name and scam the investors. Nothing will happen to you because of predictive programming. That's how the elites absolve themselves from karmic debt.

>> No.22464706

>>22464673
Take your meds schizo

>> No.22464788

>>22464706
Back to plebbit

>> No.22464812

>>22464673
The kike cries in pain as he strikes you...

>> No.22464819

>>22462655
Ratchet Wealth Management

>> No.22465371

>>22462655
Wingardium Leviosa LLC

>> No.22466052
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The Bernard Madoff fund

>> No.22466118

Analysis Network Utility Systems or ANUS for short

>> No.22466259

>>22462655
Bags
Beholding all garbage stocks.

>> No.22467279

>>22462655
Juggernaut Equities & Worth

>> No.22467291

>>22462655
Hedgehog
Hegemony
HedgeMoney or something idk

>> No.22467294

>>22462655
Faggotsneebs capital

>> No.22467822

>>22462655
Poggers

>> No.22468031

Capital Utilization Mentors - CUM
Creative Underwriters of Michigan - CUM
Deposits Under Managed Professionals - DUMP
Capital Resources And Property's - CRAP

>> No.22468204

Financial Open Market Operators - FOMO
Business and Technological Capital Fund - BTC Fund
Ethical Transformative Hedge Fund - ETH Fund
Regional Enterprises and Knowledge Transaction Fund - REKT Fund