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I'm attempting to mail approximately 1kg of unmarked platinum refined from industrial waste to the United States from South Africa then find a way to sell it without a federal agency asking questions.... Any ideas anons?

>> No.22452410

>>22452393
Hide it in your ass all the cool kids do it

>> No.22452421

>>22452410
I asked if he could make it dildo shaped already, he said he didn't have a mold for it.

>> No.22452512

>>22452393
Mould it into a dildo.

>> No.22452546

>>22452512
I already answered this. Are there really no anon's that have any knowledge of transporting and selling precious metals?

>> No.22452564

>>22452546
MOULD IT INTO A DILDO.

>> No.22452601

>>22452564
I WILL NOT FULFILL YOUR FETISH

>> No.22452612
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22452612

Maybe mould them into belt buckles, set up an online store and buy up your own belts?

>> No.22452696

>>22452612
That's actually an interesting idea. Another item would probably be easier to do, but a good idea.

>> No.22452706

>>22452546
mould it into tiny pieces and smuggle them piece by piece in your foreskin.

>> No.22452725

>>22452546
There is the /pmg/. Look in the catalogue.
But if you're doing it legally, then you shouldn't need to hide it.

>> No.22452752
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>>22452696
How about one of these?

>> No.22452756

>>22452725
I'm attempting to do it legally I'm just not sure how to do it with it being unmarked and how to declare it on the US side of customs so I don't get investigated by the IRS or some shit.

>> No.22452766

Feels good to be a diplomat lmao

>> No.22452775

>>22452725
> /pmg/
what?

>> No.22452779

>>22452393
carve out an xbox and send it to me and ill take care of it for you

>> No.22452781

>>22452756
Mould it back and say you bought it at some boomer's garage sale.

>> No.22452795

>>22452775
I guess you're new here.
This is the thread where people talk about precious metals >>22447303

>> No.22452797

>>22452775
Precious metal general

>> No.22452813

>>22452775
Wow you actually just came from reddit today? How do you not know what a general is? It’s the first thread if you sort by reply count

>> No.22452831

>>22452795
>>22452813
No, I just don't come to this board often.

>> No.22452836

make an exotic-looking South African sculpture out of it. it's 'art.' do it how the elites launder their pedophilia money

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>>22452612
>>22452393
>Mold platinum
Good luck melting platinum

>> No.22453102

>>22453041
Me? No, the platinum was refined in an industrial production facility out of waste materials. They can melt it back down if they feel like it.

>> No.22453289

>>22452393
Hook it up to one of those huge freighters wait till its back in the states go down in your scuba suit and profit

>> No.22453325

How much did you pay? I’m in South Africa like once a year and could easily transport it back to Europe though. Hit me up

>> No.22453355

>>22452393
Mold it into a figurine, paint it. Buy a cheap figurine on amazon, take the packaging and the receipt and swap them. Put it into your luggage and transport it like that.

>> No.22453520

>>22453325
Nothing. During the covid crisis my south african friends hit a rough spot so I gave him money. Now that things are fine for him, he wants to mail me this. I don't live in Europe, tough break for you my man.

>> No.22453538

>>22453355
it turns out there's nothing illegal about mailing unmarked platinum into the US, it's only uncut diamonds customs worry about. So I think I'm good doing things legally.