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Fitness influencer Jillian Michaels contracted COVID-19 from a gym and is now telling everyone to "stay away from gyms".

Are public gyms and fitness centers ever going to reopen?

>> No.22430172
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I put dumbells, a barbell, and some freeweights in my apartment living room and I dont regret a thing

>> No.22430176

>>22430151
God I wish that dumbbell was me

>> No.22430185

>>22430172
I wish I had room for a home gym, having to pay a gym membership is cucked

>> No.22430189

>inbred subhumans who follow (((influencers))) stay at home
good, more space for me

>> No.22430196

>>22430151
Gyms are a meme, I switched to calisthenics 2 years ago and I got even bigger in upper body (shoulders especially). My legs got a bit smaller, but they are still quite sizeable from sprints and pistol squats. Plus it's way better to work out in open on fresh air.

>> No.22430211

>>22430151
I'd like to influence all over that ass if you know what I mean

>> No.22430216

>>22430151
Kek https://youtu.be/pUfA_Aj88-s

>> No.22430292

>>22430151
why don't you post this on /fit/ you fucking dummy?

>> No.22430310

>>22430151
>No face
>wondered why
>then found out why

>> No.22430346

>>22430151
>not having a home gym

>> No.22430390

>>22430211
based

>>22430216
based

>>22430292
Because of economics

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>>22430151
>Are public gyms and fitness centers ever going to reopen?
Yeah right after you got vaccinated and chipped.

>> No.22430449

>>22430216
Kek did the security guard fell for the braaaaaaaap meme hahahahah

>> No.22430484

>>22430449
Kek imagine being fired for that during a economy catastrophe lol I don’t even think he qualifies for unemployment..Kek he’s so fucked

>> No.22430513

>>22430151
>be dumb bitch in 2019
>gets a 3 day coof
>thinks nothing of it
>be dumb bitch in 2020
>gets a 3 day coof
>oh no! stay away from outside!
i cant wait until gates sterilizes you dumb fucks with his "vaccine"

>> No.22430570

>>22430216
dude knows what's good

>> No.22430578

>>22430513
This. Although without the indignancy. I'm trying to be like Jesus

>> No.22430594

>>22430151
everything will reopen once business the has failed and been bought out by chinks

>> No.22430651

>>22430196
I usually do both, with most focus on calisthenics. Lifting weights is nice for rounding off the physique and getting generally strong. But yeah, calisthenics is the way to go

>> No.22430652

>>22430216
lmao absolute king

>> No.22430653

>>22430484
Kek. Yeah he's really fucked lol. I wouldn't want to be in his position.
>m-mommy is it true dad lost his job?
>but what did daddy do momma?

>> No.22430663

guess that means 5g is being installed in gyms never trust a kike

>> No.22430673

>>22430151
1) That man has nice buns for a lesbo

2) PUTS on Planet Fatness

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>>22430216
>Security Guard was arrested after trying to take a sniff during a private rooftop gym. He couldn't control his hormones.
>trying to take a sniff
>couldn't control his hormones
Trying to take a sniff HAHHAHAHAHA PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT

>> No.22430731

>>22430653
There as a famous case here in Cali where the dude fapped in to the hot girl co workers water bottle after work and would watch her drink it lol man imagine having that on your record .

>> No.22430745

>>22430705
Lol! You think he can some one play the nature hormone card here ? I just think he’s beyond fucked..kek

>> No.22430772

>>22430151
homegym masterrace. Gyms are trash but women need attention. They get plenty of it from simps in gyms so it seems to be a big thing now

>> No.22431224

>>22430151
2nd excercise is awful form.

A bitch gonna get hurt

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>>22430151
>contracted COVID-19 from a gym
>from a gym
How does she even know?
How could it not have been that person she bumped into at the supermarket?
How could it not have been that residual virus on the door when she got back home?
How could it not have been from someone in the same elevator elsewhere?


How the fuck did she get it "from a gym" with 100% certainty?

>> No.22431470

>>22430151
Imagine her shock, when she got covid from going to the gym.

>> No.22431501

>>22431438
>How the fuck did she get it "from a gym" with 100% certainty?
She's a retarded woman, that's all you need to know

>> No.22431793

why are we getting invaded by /fit/?
I do think the two boards are inter-linked though, both about increasing your power as a man
not the worst boards, certainly

>> No.22431808

>>22430513
>this
2020 has gotten so gay

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>>22430216
kek

>> No.22431893

>>22430151
I would put my benis in her a*shole.
protip it's encrypted one letter is changed to another and another letter is missing, only high IQs will catch my drift.

>> No.22431905

>>22431438
>How does she even know?
it's like when a woman gets pregnant after fucking Chad, Jamal, Tyrone, and you, then tells you she knows it's your son because you bought your linkies in 2017

>> No.22431906

>>22431893
high-tier 4chin satire

>> No.22431923

>>22431438

She sells shitty DVDs for home workouts. Assuming now she has online videos and other bullshit marketing techniques.

She saw an increase in sales when Covid hit and being the whore greedy jew she is, she doesn't want the gravy train to stop. She then saw a decrease in money and asked her accountant "WTF is going on?" He replied "Well, Gyms are opening back up across the states so less people are working out at home.

>> No.22431932

>>22431793
/lit/, /fit/, and /biz/ are unironically the only worthwhile boards on this site

>> No.22431939

>>22431932
add /g/ in and we're good

>> No.22431992

>>22430196
I bet you cant bench 2plates you DYEL

>> No.22432005

>>22430151
https://www.insider.com/jillian-michaels-coronavirus-warns-people-to-avoid-gyms-2020-9
She didn't get it from a gym. She got it from spending time with a friend. By the sounds of it she had few if any symptoms. And the conclusion is somehow don't go to the gym? Coincidentally she has her own fitness app.

>> No.22432103

>>22430151
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