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Do businessmen really shave their beard every single day or does everyone get it laser removed but never talk about it

>> No.22428464

>>22428440
He is so fucking fat jesus christ

>> No.22428469 [DELETED] 

>>22428440
Get a bag of $YEET — Ico ends in 15 hours almost sold out — www.yeet.dance

>> No.22428789

>>22428440
tf he wax his face?

>> No.22428793

>>22428440
Chyna

>> No.22428846

>>22428440
If Trump grew a beard he would win the election in a landslide

>> No.22428889

>>22428440
S h a r e t h e l o a d

>> No.22428915

FtM

>> No.22428917

Hot steam/hot steam sauna, extremely sharp razor.

No need for foams, no irritation. Finish with cold water. Baby skin. Takes like 15 minutes max

>> No.22428935

>>22428846
So true. It wouldn’t even be funny, people would actually take him serious

>> No.22428939

He probably doesnt grow facial hair very well so he has no choice but to go clean
I would know

>> No.22428956

>>22428939
President Trump?

>> No.22429081

His chin has a chin.

>> No.22429092

>>22428935
>people would actually take him serious
No because his vanity would force him to dye it the same ridiculous color as his hair.
Imagine thinking alphas actually follow a man who spends more time on his beauty regime than most women.

>> No.22429102

>>22428956
Yes

>> No.22429127

>>22429092
White shirt + tan face = confidence

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>>22428915
Ftms have facial hair anon

>> No.22429141
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>>22428846

>> No.22429146

>>22429141
Based.

>> No.22429147

>>22429092
Protip it’s regimen and calling it a regime makes you sound pants-shitting retarded.

>> No.22429152

Successful capitalists YEET their neck pubes with $YEET token
www.yeet.dance

>> No.22429161

>>22429141
Fuck he looks like one of those 1800s presidents no one cares about

>> No.22429166

>>22429152
how have the mods not stopped this bot

>> No.22429186

>>22429166
CuZ I’m not a bot u dingus lol
Buy some MF yeet already

>> No.22429464

>>22429102
May I ask you a question?

>> No.22429476

>>22429464
Yes but just one

>> No.22429503

>>22429476
Are you a time traveler?

>> No.22429512

>>22429503
Yeah I come from the past and am on my way to the future at the speed of time

>> No.22429537

>>22429512
Based hi prezzie

>> No.22429545

>>22429503
Wasted it!

>> No.22429616

Beards are for Business.

>> No.22429645

>>22429141
Looks great

>> No.22429649 [DELETED] 

>>22429645
>>22429545
>>22429537
$YEET ico sale ends in 13 hours
90% sold out
9001 token supply cap
www.yeet.dance

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>> No.22429658

>>22428440
no he's just too low test because of physical inactivity and excess fat deposits.

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>>22429092
>>22429147
Holy fuck what a fucking retard kek

>> No.22429927

>>22429141
Looks weirdly Presidential.

>> No.22429952

>>22428440
I think he he can't grow facial hair at all, it was the same with his brother..

>> No.22430065

>>22429141
Fuckin hipsters love onions beards.

He would get Reddits vote.

>> No.22430344

>>22428846
He'll win anyways

>> No.22430436

>>22428440
Most of them are faux men who couldnt actually grow facial hair if they tried.

>> No.22431017

>>22430344
Yea but he would win in a major landslide, even at best I think it will be a tight race as-is

>> No.22431031

>>22429651
KANE LIVES

>> No.22432090

>>22428440
Yes anon, a good bit of advice if you ever want to be successful in a corporate / executive environment is to have a strict morning routine.

Shaving and getting dressed should be treated as a self-motivation exercise. A few pushups help too to get the blood pumping to the brain.

You cant be magnanimous if you're dressed like a hobo and smell like you left your clothes in the washing machine overnight.

>> No.22432132

>>22429092
You don't win an election by appealing to alphas, who are much fewer in number. You have to appeal to the average Joe.

>> No.22432254

>>22429141
He would unironically looks 100x better like this

>> No.22432312

>>22430065
spotted the chink/pube face

>> No.22432338

>>22429141
>10/10
>Would follow marching into battle equipped with only a snare drum and flute

>> No.22432373

>>22429651
he looks rad on this one, literally everything making him look funny would disappear

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>>22428939
>doesnt grow facial hair very well so he has no choice but to go clean
LIFE IS SUFFERINGS