/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22426321

How much have you invested? How much profits have you returned? Give us some details.

>>22426321
>You have a better chance of being struck by lightning!
Can't win if you don't play.

if you're a retard. you'd unironically make more money playing a slot machine

>>22426340
>How much have you invested?
About $100
>How much profits have you returned?
None.
>Give us some details.
I am retarded

There are many stories of Hedgefunds playing the lottery

Buying lottery tickets is gambling but the popper who think you are retarded for buying one when the jackpot reached 500m+ are stupid for thinking that throwing a measly 5 dollars on a ticket is wasteful. Even if you don’t win something like 30% of that money goes schools and shit

Yeah, if you' are white trash and like giving the State feee money in return for literally nothing at all...

>>22426372

Kek. Fair enough.

>>22426321
i used to play the lottery when i was at the poorest point in my life. Used to day dream about making it and seeing my number pop up on the news. God i was so delusional

>>22426587
Been there too anon.
Still buy the odd one when the jackpot is high but i try to avoid actually thinking i will win.

>>22426321
I will admit, I have an autobuy set that purchases one game per week for $1.40. Have been doing it for the past 3 years. I think I won $50 once and $8 another time. Not really worth it and I know its dumb, but I cant bring myself to cancel it on the off chance that my numbers one day win.

>>22426372
I admire your honesty
Lotto is a tax on stupidity

getting stuck in line behind someone checking their lottery tickets makes me want to bottle them

>>22426321
I won $50 on a lotto ticket once

>>22426372
Lmao fair

have only bought lottery tickets in the poorest times of my life

>>22426321
> Buying lottery tickets is a perfectly legitimate form of an investment.

>>22426321
it’s kind of weird tho cuz I know people in my family like third or second cousins and like a coworker of one who won 7 figures so I guess it isn’t a complete scam and people out there are winning you have to play to win but prob just better buying bitcoin or something

>>22426534
>pauper

Only buy the 20 DOLLAR ONES IF YOU WANA WIN

>>22426321
Buying lottery tickets supports schools.

>>22426321
A real riot watching go-all-in-on-this-scam-pajeet-coin-of-the-week /biz/ make fun of the lottery as an investment. Guaranteed it pays better returns than 90% of crypto "investments"

>>22426321
>government scam
>investment
THE ABSOLUTE STATE

>>22426321
>i love giving jews even more of my money in return for nothing

>>22428067
This happens everyday trading crypto.

>>22426372
Based and honest retard pilled.

>>22426321
LOKI is my ticket outta here. Fuck jannies and fuck you.

>>22426321
Of speculation

You dont create any value, its not investment.

>>22426372
kek that was a good laugh
thanks fren