/biz/ - Business & Finance

so who is against the stimulus check i dont get it fox news yesterday said it was dems if you google no stimulus all articles say reps

wtff who do i believe

>>22402608
Buckle up.

newfag normies gtfo REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Powell if your reading this don’t let it crash please I put all my lunch money into this market

why is everyone so bearish?

>>22402654
Buying at the top thinking not even slight pullback was possible

>>22402660
Everyone's always everything. If you notice a trend it's your own confirmation bias.

>>22402660
Because we've been vindicated.

Hope you sold covered calls.

>>22402638
i heard it was just rand paul but i think i heard that here so take that with a grain

Happy 9/11

how do you guys cope though the red?

For me I like to drink milk, I do this thing where I eat ice cream and chase it with milk it taste like a milkshake but made in your throat

>>22402701
I just sleep it off

>>22402701
i don't look and blindly play starcraft until next day

>>22402690
It's crazy to think Trump has killed more americans than 9/11 and the iraq wars combined

Do you guys have any youtubers you like for predictions? I’m looking at big tech stocks

>>22402638
Democunts wanted an addition $2 trillion tacked on for their burning shitholes and Republicans said no.

I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any paper gains, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with red dildos, and I know that is what brings me happiness.

>>22402701
red = discount = buy more

Reminder that when in doubt, short the middle class. The Fed has been doing it since 2009 and you should never bet against the Fed.

>>22402638

The market is going to be down for the next 2 months.

If you read between the lines, Niggers and rioters ruined the stimulus.

Why would you keep pumping money into people that are killing budgets and businesses?

The ones not taking part in any of that can't feel safe enough to go out and spend the money.

They're going after their pockets. 1 or 2 months of stalled stimulus is all it takes to starve them out and have them kill each other while Coronita-chan makes sure they take the virus to their source.

The stimulus will hit right around the start of the holiday season as a guarantee people will spend the money even if they shouldn't

>>22402740
Literally just buy big tech stocks then wtf you’ll be riding pretty for 10 years

>>22402719
What's redd't like?

>>22402701
numbness.
multiple distractions.
dispair.
more distractions.
visit /smg/ and youtube to see if anyone can predict future to make me feel better.

>>22402719
>presidents should now be blamed for every person who dies of the flu.
the absolute state

>>22402757
>usa is the only country that exists and buys off amazon
>usa is the only country that buys iphones
>implying retards won’t just buy the iPhone 12 anyway

>>22402740

>>22402757
Its going to be green

>>22402722
See this is why I’m making it and you’re not. I’m absorbing youtube videos

>>22402701

Unironically, buy the dip if its down 20% or more.

Then walk away and watch hentai, play a video game or bang a fuck buddie.

This will drive you nuts otherwise

>>22402824
>>22402722
If youtubers were "making it" they wouldn't be making youtube videos never trust some random youtuber who has a econ degree

>>22402845
Idk man YouTube pays pretty good

>>22402865
That's his point dumbass, they're making their money on adsense not on their investments
if they we're making money on their investments why would they bother giving away their strategy to random assholes like (You) for no reason?

>>22402887
They just give predictions on big stocks and say why they think that

>>22402887
Yes the instagram and youtube investor day trader realtors make all their money off those sites and not investing

nvda

>>22402845
>>22402887
>hurr why can't you earn additional income

>>22403025
Imagine licking the gym sweat off those abs

Euros about to dump after seeing yesterday's failure recovery.

Started watching Star Trek TNG, very comfy. Never got into ST as a kid, was always more of a Star Wars kid. Should I finish TNG, or go back and watch the original series first?

>>22403096
Not interested. I'll flip her over and lick it off her ass, though.

>>22403193
just tng and beyond. star wars is so fucking gay i hope you grew out of it

>>22403193
Finish TNG then watch DS9, its a direct sequal.

>>22403193
Hivemind

I started watching it too. On episode 3. Jean Luc Picard is pretty based but I can't stand wesley so far. It's a bit mary sue-ish of a show.

I got catfished for the first time.

>>22402792
glad I'm not the only one to catch those vibes.
>>22402740
Is this pasta or is it about to be?

>>22403210
We’re here for you, anon. Tell us what happened

we are just gonna move +- 1-2% a day on a coin flip which direction for the next 8 weeks huh

>>22402701
99% of my portfolio is Boglehead 3-fund, so I simply just let it endure the ups and downs of the market. Then I use the other 1% for speculative options gambling like a retard because it feels good.

>>22403193
I started watching TNG first as well, moved on directly to DS9, and then VOY afterwords, and considered myself done with the series. With DS9 and VOY you both need to give them a bit of time, but they both become very solid.

BSG > soi trek & soi wars

>>22403205
I hate Disney Star Wars, couldn't even make it through Ep 9. Still love the OT and I liked the prequels as a kid so I have a soft spot for them.
>>22403207
Cool, is the original series worth watching? I watched a few mins of it and it seemed comfy
>>22403209
Yeah Wesley sucks, especially because of what a faggot he became.

Also fun fact, I played hockey as a kid with Denise Crosby's son

What is something you use every day that’s new cutting edge and I can buy in early.

I just realized every major stock is shit people use every day not Tesla where it’s a 60,000 dollar fucking car.

Apple, amazon, google, Facebook. All technological shit you use every day. What the hell is something new people use every day

guess I bought some spy puts earlier this week (?) blasted off of ketamine and edibles that expire tomorrow deep itm, have absolutely no recollection of placing this trade

>>22403342
4chan
NASDAQ:CHAN

>>22403210
Same shit happened to me. Didn’t realize it was a catfish till I googled the pics months and months later. Shattered my world.

>>22403236
probably simped for a grill (guy) gamer & mb sent pics andor money

If the market tanks then this society is over all that’s holding it together is the bubble it has to continue or kaput

doees nokobro still post here?

>>22402701
I dont need to cope because I sell covered calls.

>>22403351
Shouldn’t that be going good?

>>22402608
How do I profit from the lottery without playing it
I went to the local gas station for some gas and notice literally every single scratch off is gone
Just like last week and the week before

>>22403193
Skip the original until you're ready for the era it was made in, because it's definitely a product of its time.

We were running on fumes last month, this month so far is a disaster and there is no news about the stimulus. I have a bad feeling about this. March-level crash before the 4th of November?

>>22403409
You put the awnser in your question.
Sell the scratch tickets.

thanks amerika

>>22402701
I'm -50% in both of my positions. I don't feel anything anymore.

>>22403409
Research tickets. There’s a way to find out if the the winning ticket sold for each brand already

>>22402701
Laugh at /biz/ and smoke weed.

>>22403703
H-how is that even possible

>>22403852
This is what happens when coordinated targetted FUDs from shitty "researchers" like Citron hit your stock every month.

It's okay anon, I'll make it all back, it's just it hurts watching that -50% every day.

>>22403776
Yup. It can make the difference between have a 1/1,000,000 chance and 30/1,000,000. Still bad odds, but anything helps.

>>22403874
Are you actually buying stocks like amazon or just gambling on obscure shit

>>22403891
I'm in vaccine stocks. Not the shitty no-names. I'm in INO and MRNA. #2 and #1 vaccine stocks respectively.

It honestly hurts watching shitty P&Ds moon 30% in a single day then dump and stupid bagholders be none the wiser and still sing praises of the $P&DVAX as they're left holding the bag.

I could be on that ride up, I keep thinking. But I console myself with knowing I'm holding the winner and not a shitty pump and dump.

>>22403886
Actually if the winning ticket is already sold your odds are 0/130,000,000

I don’t think the lottery is worth all that research tho. My friends retard dad won a decent prize and just wasted it all. He should of just been buying stocks over the years

I’ve got $1700. What should I buy? Give me some picks

Oh no

>>22403923
>Sell is an error

Bullish

>>22403915
Yeah I’m going for the safe shit becuase I don’t know anything. Then again I’m still totally fucked because I’m killing myself if I’m not rich soon.

>>22403351
I don’t have a problem with people using psychedelics. My problem is some people make a lifestyle out of it.

Like get your shit together and find a hobby. Go play dungeons and dragons, feed the homeless, do something possitive for your community.

>>22403915
Sorry dude but vaccine stocks are actually fucking terrifying. Pharma development is a fucking minefield. It only takes one adverse reaction in a phase III trial to fucking bomb the entire vaccine project and murder your portfolio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GPGQoR6f6w

The dystopian future we are all in for with the rise of big tech

>>22402638
They all are.

The amount of people who "just want to service the public and do some good" that actually make it to congress is zero. The number of people who want to be in the history books as being known for doing something good is 99%.

Most politicians since HS worked their entire life to get a few years in congress. They want their programs that they can take credit for. They do not want to be one of hundreds of yay votes on another stimulus bill that cuts the budget for their pet programs even if its the right thing, only when absolutely given no other option. It's just not the type of person who makes it to the majors.

Washington is perfectly capable of getting things done in spite of what the media tells you. Other than a few key sticking points, if something is "deadlocked", its usually because both sides want it that way for reasons you don't understand, IE repealing Obamacare for example.

>>22402845
This, but let them watch it and learn the hard way.

>>22403962
like you're doing that

>>22403025
Cat licking itself in the back

Why is hardly anone here talking about GOOK? Imo not as overvalued as AAPL and looking very good for the future

Gonna buy that dip

Oh my god bros this passage hurt me as a man
You just know this realization happened in the brains of countless men, minutes or hours before a bullet went through those same brains.

shill me a p&d for today

Collect dividends. Laugh at poor fags. Repeat.

>>22403205
>just tng and beyond. star wars is so fucking gay i hope you grew out of it
Lol get fucked, star trek is a bunch of post colonial guilt, cultural relativism and hippie kumbaya bullshit, whereas star wars is based on the juxtaposition of nihilist realpolitik vs eastern mysticism.
Obv only 4-6 count.

>>22404024

I’m just throwing out suggestions. Doing a little bit of good for others goes a long way. It’s also very satisfying. I’m certainly not a saint, I’m just trying to better myself

My head hurts but I remain bullish :3
>>22403995
Pls keep in mind neither you, your friends, nor anyone you know will be a shadowrunner, you'll be a slum-dweller who hauls garbage scows for dragon Peter Thiel

>>22402608
You're going all in on monkeydex, aren't you anon?

>>22404061
TSLA

What do you guys think of BYD? Seems like it has a lot of potential.

>>22404024
Also, the joke is that some people think you magically become spiritually enlightened after taking a handful of mushrooms etc. I think there are other things you can do to become spiritually enlightened.

>>22404037
no sympathy, only difference between them and wall st. was that one wore wingtips the other wore dirty jordans. both were attempting to do shit the couldn't afford with other people money to try and make a quick buck by kicking the can down the road.

the victims were the people who managed their money smart and lost their jobs because of these retarded gamblers.

>>22402810
Delusional.

>>22404110
Michelle Obama looks better than ever desu

>>22403920
AYX

Nasdaq futures green fuck you bobo

>>22404189

>>22404211
They were green yesterday as well.

>>22403923
Does jxott know what he's doing?

>all govs pump money to save the economy (actually the markets)
>when they're happy with their gains and fear it's gonna dump rich people and companies sell their stocks
>the QE money ends up in cash in their bank accounts
>actual economy still shit and even worse

Is it what's happening ? And they gave 1200$ once to burgers so they don't think it's unfair ?

>>22404211
Nice green futures you have there kid
Shame if something were to happen to it

>>22404228
But not green as fuck

What do I buy opening bell???

TeslaKINGS rise

>>22404277
G*E

>>22404238
No bobo no! I have 5 kids to feed

when oil goes red tankers go green right? my MRO position is about -20% so would tankers like DHT go up? I'm -10% on DHT

>>22404277
nothing
Never buy the first hour how many fucking times do we need to say that

>>22404290
Why don’t I just chop my dick off and throw it in the ocean?

CLOWN
FUCKING
MARKET

>>22404312
Why are you still holding tankers

>>22404320
The state of things is that TSLA isn't the most surprising of the tech PnDs anymore. Like PTON, W, ZM, are you kidding me?

>>22404314
Apparently more than once, because I usually buy during the first hour or so

>>22404331
dividends

>>22404211
futures a red?

>>22404320
They will get what they deserve.

>>22404232
> fed wants to inject money into economy and increase consumer confidence/spending
> every American with a bit of cash has some stonks today
> helicopter them some more cash
> they bought
> poomp eet
> Joe American is suddenly starting to feel like Mr Wolf Wallstreet and sees his money double
> consumer confidence rising, it’s working, but the market is climbing so fast nobody dares to step off the rocket, money is not reaching the economy/being spent
> doomp eet
> Joe American sells, still at a profit, first a little shaken, may not feel inclined to invest again for a while, but hey, I got some cash now, maybe spend a little
> economy is saved, jpow is a genius
> poomp eet

So we crash now, right? Time to sell. It's really ogre this time

>>22404331
im bagholding DHT which i got meme'd into buying at over $7 a share. i only bought 100 shares but i just bought another 100 because of a 38% divie.

why wouldn't you hold it? the stock literally pays for itself in dividends after a few years.

>>22404362
>Joe American sells, still at a profit, first a little shaken, may not feel inclined to invest again for a while, but hey, I got some cash now, maybe spend a little
Nope. QE loses because the money bombers just go straight into savings. Japan is like on QE 15 at this point.

>>22404346
futures are red though*
fuck

>>22402641
WOOOOOOOOOOO

>>22404342
>>22404400
Those dividends are actually pretty legit

>>22404127
yeah no shit but most people are retarded and disconnected from reality

Trump crashes economy on 9.11. Israel you going down

>>22404320
Line does no go in straight direction often. You make bets on trends. TRENDS. No call fugging honk market every day line is opposite color you want.

>>22402608
>muh stonks

>>22404277
Long big benis.

>>22404441
The fact that TSLA isn't red all the way down to $13 is enough

>they think we can be red on 9/11

Also, I dedicate this post to the Yangtze giant softshell turtle (also known as the Red River giant softshell turtle, the Shanghai softshell turtle, the speckled softshell turtle, and Swinhoe's softshell turtle). The last female died on April 2019 and the species will go Extinct

Name one character that is more pathetic than bobo
>every small dip during the great bullrun, come out and talk mad shit
>then disappear for months again

>>22403993
That's why I invested VERY carefully. I am aware of the pitfalls. This is why I only invested in companies with fucking impeccable results (INO didn't even have any AEs) so I wouldn't get burnt like AZN bagholders.

ALL INO and MRNA dumps were purely speculation of the Citron and Muddy Waters fartsniffers.

>>22404474
>The last female died on April 2019 and the species will go Extinct
China's fault.

>>22404401
Ok but here’s the black swan, they are still Mr Wolf, so they put some of it in bitcoin, which proper moons, making the middle class wealthy and spendy and eternal bull ruuuun.
Unrelated, but have you seen my meds somewhere?

>>22404505
Honestly just nuke ch*na. Animals have better chance of surviving being pelted with nukes than continued existence of the ch*nese menace.

>>22403915
I love idiocy like this. You talk about how you hate analysts constantly talking about your stock, but that also INO & MRNA are the #1 &2 vaccine stocks, just amazing. You do understand there has ne ver been a successful vaccine to any coronavirus ever right? Making the concept of who's supposedly the leader in creating one a pretty wild guess, right? You bitch about the analysts because they're going against what another analyst told you.

>>22403916
Except the winning numbers haven't been drawn yet, so in reality the winning ticket is never sold before the drawing.

What’s the outlook for GBP is it oversold yet?

>>22404527
And then who's gonna make your shitty phone next year? The west decided to continually exploit them for cheap labor for decade after decade after decade and now it's catching up with us and all we've got to say about is 'lel fuck them' what a clown world. Not that I'm disagreeing, fuck the CCP.

>>22404635
Nobody asked my opinion on any of that shit and they don't give a fuck what I think so fuck them fuck you and fuck the CCP

>>22404653
>Nobody asked my opinion
you vote with your money

I bought horsey at $22. I’m going to lose everything!

I have become addicted to selling options. You fuckers did this.

>>22404689
What do you do? Covered calls?

Here's a proposal let's get Dowie Jones to 30000 then crash the market into the ground. Everyone on board with this proposal?

>>22404474
good riddance

:)

>>22404711
do whatever feels right :)

>>22404607
I was going to mock you for thinking anything other than GBP going further down, but who knows
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/09/11/uk-and-japan-agree-on-principle-to-free-trade-deal.html

>>22404635
>china
>exploit

No one in china would agree with this.

We turned fishing villages into city skylines in that same decade you're talking about after they had spent the past 50 years starving themselves to death in pursuit of a very gay ideology that they didn't even understand.

calling china's transformation exploitative is one of the most gayestest retardedest things i think I ever have heard, even on /SMG/

>>22404673
>you vote with your money
Your begging the question. Survival depends on transacting within a society structured by powers you have no control over, who take no input from you, and offer no legitimate alternative.

>>22404711
No, I sell "safe" puts at about 0.1 delta. I've made $300 in two weeks which takes my dividend portfolio half a year. The success feels too good and I'm increasingly selling on margin.

>>22404785
Fair enough, exploit was not the right word, I should have said we exported our cheap labor, electronics manufacturing over there.

>>22404794
>who take no input from you
they take your money, that you give to them, willingly.

premarket mooooooooooooning

>>22404859
Fuck off retard

>>22404868
Feels good bruh

>>22404872
you fuck off dumb commie

>>22404819
I'm curious, how did you learn? I know a lot of people say it's stupid and just gambling and others that say that's where the real money is made.

>>22404868
I'm new, why is stuff moving if premarket starts at 6am?
Or, when does premarket really start?

Tbh premarket mooning makes me feel like a mid day crash is inevitable

>>22404920
4am et bruh

>>22404941
I am dumb, thank you.

>>22404677
I bought horse at 22 and sold at 15, now it's back to 22. Don't sell and be an idiot like me. You're gonna b fine.

>>22404746
Should've sold the top, Anon.

>>22404917
Just do what feels right :)

>>22405041
That's a 1min candle
I was making coffee

>>22405045
works so far ;)

>>22404474
>The last female died on April 2019 and the species will go Extinct
F

Fucking retarded Chinese couldn't even produce fertile eggs and let the turtle eat trash

>>22402701
I don't need to cope. Nothing fazes me anymore. I made 27k on a WDI short and lost about 15k on other shorts since July. Doesn't matter. I just like numbers going up.

>>22404917
I learned from here, which is why I also blame this place for my growing addiction.

What are you curious about? All I do is plain option selling on companies I'd be comfortable holding long term. I have yet to be assigned shares, but if I were I'd simply switch from puts to calls.

>>22404927
Happens at 9:11 on 9.11

Jesus GBP is getting absolutely slaughtered

>>22404834
correct. big surprise. nobody wanted to pay jimbo or tyrone's unionized asses 33$ an hour to screw the caps on toothpaste tubes. soon the dems will get their rediculous minimum wage hikes and we can deal with pleasant automed/ AIs with British accents in stores and restaurants instead of people who couldn't pass pre-calc or play the guitar as well as they thought they could.

>>22405210
>we can deal with pleasant automed/ AIs with British accents in stores and restaurants instead of people
Possibly the only upside to the coming habeebaning

>>22405129
idk the greeks part is a good place to start

>>22404386
disgusting faggot

I just realized everyone here is a fucking idiot including myself especially.

when will the xpeng p7 come to europe bros, this shit drives me nuts

>>22405464
ching chong ping pong

Bobos?

Apple $120, AMD $90 is what I need to not hate myself.
Will the market save me from depression and suicide?

>last week has been a total shitshow
>europe is a blood crab party just like yesterday
>US futures super green
How fucking delusional is retail and how hard are institutions manipulating?

>>22405500
M-maybe its priced in?

>>22403915
Bro, MRNA is a PnD masked as a vaccine dev. My call credit spreads have been printing on them for the a month, why the fuck are you still holding?

>>22405500
We decided on a bottom. I don't see why we should drop further
>>22405539
Why Lev? It's pegged to the German Mark and now the Euro anyways.

>>22404872

>>22405590
I'm from Levland, so its automatic for me.
But if the eurocoin and the anglocoin meet at a 1:1 ratio, the UK should know its economically fucked and about to be a client state of the USA in the near future.

>>22405420
I don't really know about that, but as far as I'm aware greeks only become relevant if you buy options. I'm not interested in that so I don't bother.

>>22405500
>thinking anyone cares about EU market
its always crabbing anon and nobody who wants to make money with stocks partakes it.

Seems you niggers were wrong on GME

>>22405656
Greeks matter very much for selling options.
Theta: The rate at which the value of the option decays overtime
Delta: the rate at which the value of the option moves in relation to a dollar move in the underlying
I don't know what the other two are.

>>22405696
Blame Hindenfag

>>22403279
The original series is the best by far.

>>22405631
A low pound would make British people miserable but their economy would get a breather probably
>>22405656
No. Greeks matter when you write options. Especially the theta and Vega/volatility ones.
Delta and gamma arent that interesting to me really

>tfw going to prison holding oil stocks
I'm gonna make it bros

>>22405754
BASED

>have had to sell or exercise puts over the last 6 months on all but 1 of my small/midcap holdings
>now what little I have is on tech large and megacaps
So this is the new market? 3000 listed companies and like 10 that ever matter?

>>22405696
Bought at $5 and change, sold at $7 and change, made a profit.
I was thinking it might hit $10, but I wanted to evacuate the money to put them in.... Apple. Where they are being held hostage at the moment.

Any NKLA bagholders still left or have you offed yourself after the latest meme ?

>>22405795
i have 0.3 NKLA cfd

>>22405493
Average down on both

>>22405696
GME will be wrong if it falls beneath what it would have organically risen to before blowing up, aka 5.50

if it stays above that, and above 6.00 then the short squeeze will be in full effect come november or EOY

Buy $NIO sub $17.5... this will rocket to $23+ come next month.

Deutsch Bank also raised targets to $24 earlier this week.

>>22405696
You fuckes lied to me

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Are we crashing yet? I want some cheapies

>>22405963
Holding since 12$, too bad it's really tied to the tech stocks, still not gonna sell tho

>>22405913
Noooooooo, stonks only go up, fed pls help!

>>22405980
Lied? Or told you the truth, but you didn’t know how to interpret?

>>22405696
Short squeeze huh.

How do I trade chicken and watermelon futures?

>>22406043
Lord, why have you forsaken us?

>>22406107
Check the NGGR stock exchange.

Why are they crushing the vix so hard... I’m ruined...

Is there any use in doing DD for a weed stock even if it looks well positioned until federal legalization/decriminalization? It seems like they behave the opposite of how you'd expect even if they've got decent numbers.

t. guy still recovering from being burned by ACB

>>22406107
Buy Footlocker stock to invest in jogger spending.

>>22406159

>>22406141
they never have decent numbers

>>22406209

What happens if I short a stock and the stock then goes up a lot? Will I go into debt?

Got a no risk portfolio for any non gamblers
>V
>WMT
>NEE
>MSFT
That’s it. Anything else and you’re being edgy. All pay decent dividends. All have increased their dividend each year.

>>22406258
just don't pay them and you will be fine, its their responsibility to protect their debt.

>>22402701

I dont care, all my investments are awesome and I'm sure they'll print money in the long run.
I'm incapable of making a bad trade.

>>22406258
You will die.

>>22406258
Margin call happens.

>>22403648
Yes please. Not even short but I need some crying zoomers in my life.

>>22403342

you are not late on Facebook and Google. These things are still cheap.

>>22402608
My portfolio is too green

yep I think im exiting.

>>22406293

>>22402608
Rate my portfolio, frens. Any tips or criticism?

>>22406385
Have you seen the FB P/E?

how make line go up thanks?

>>22406422
>holding chinkshit
ngmi

>>22406433
I'm about 80% in the green with Xiaomi and 20% with JD. Doing okay so far.

>>22406451
It's immoral

>Long EUR/GBP
>it dumps

Every time

>>22406451
What are your expectaions from Xiaomi? Just bought it recently so I'm red.

>>22402638
its the dems obstructing. they refuse to pass a stimulus check UNLESS they add on a literal 1,200 page bill of bullshit like mandatory diversity inspection divisions in every federal agency and tax breaks for black owned marijuana dispensaries. i wish i was joking go read the "heroes act" for yourself

>>22406487
Hopefully through the roof in the long run. They beat all expectations with their last quarterly report as far as I know, they are one of the fastest growing smartphone producers, involved in trends like emobility and IoT and still have an okay valuation. If they would correct 20% again I might buy more of them.

>>22402701
That's disgusting. What the hell are you doing? Just pour the milk in a glass of ice cream and stir it up; are you retarded?

>>22403209
If you think Wesley is a Mary Sue now just wait till Q adopts him and makes him another Q

>>22402722
Sven Carlin.

>>22406605
>makes him another Q
why did you have to remind me of that ?

>>22406583
I like it

>>22404677
You're still profiting homie

I was thinking about the repo crisis theories and thought of something. What if this is what's happening?
>corona crash happened because banks had to panic sell to not get margin called
>fed pumped trillions and bought garbage after the corona crash to save banks after they'd gone full retard leveraging with darkpool denbts
>banks immediedly went "free.. money? That's right FREE MONEY" and releveraged themselves up to the tits and out of the mouth and back up their ass again in some orouborous metaphor that doesn't even make sense
>that buying caused the V-shaped recovery
>the reason why we didn't get a rug pull yet: institutions got so greedy leveraging up with free Fed money and getting their garbage debts bought off them, they can't pull the rug without getting the entire global banking sector margin called
>the institutions want to ruin zoomers and millenials with max pain as usual but they can't, because they're so greedy they got up on the gallows and put the nooses on their own necks too
>when this jenga tower goes down the crash will be legendary

>>22406258
nothing you retard

>>22403383
Look at the latest imf meeting, they are looking for a “great reset”

It’s coming anon just a matter of when

>>22406141
Best weed stock is HMJI (inverse weed). The only inverse ETF that is trending upwards.

>>22403383
>>22406703
The market tanks periodically. Bubbles form and pop. Take your meds.

>>22403920
STSA

>>22402660
It's actually the opposite.

>>22402660

I'll just do some other shat for the next 2 years and come back to epic green looking at me.

Looks like another dump day for tech from the daily charts bros

>>22403383
Based schizo post. Bubbles have been forming since the 17th century

>>22402608
>>22402641

>>22402701
Lots of scotch or tequila, and I don't usually drink and do a keto diet

>>22402660
Covid lockdown is going to end soo. Some states are 7 months into that shit.

People are getting pissed.

>>22406738
Yes but we’re still not trading tulips from the tulip mania are we?

When the bubble gets big enough, it pops and needs a new system.

Are we going to leave this system behind soon? I think it’s highly likely in the next 10 years.

Faggot

Shill me the best healthcare stock. Deciding between UNH and AMGN

>>22406759
I think it will be green.

>>22406802
Nigger bubbles are part of the economic cycles that have been around since the beginning of economies. Tulips, slave companies, pets.com, Tesla, doesn’t matter, market cycles and human psychology will always exist

>>22406703
Did Ridley Scott make this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rAiTDQ-NVY

Dow will drop quadruple digits today. The Dems realize that a stimulus before election day will keep this house of cards propped up and strengthen Trumps chances. They will flash a signal today that they just can't reach an agreement and there is none in sight.
1000+ Dow drop. Act early or get stuck.

>>22406802
>>Yes but we’re still not trading tulips from the tulip mania are we?
The planet was spinning fine when there was no Zoom, Tesla cars, iphones, etc.

>>22406802
When have we gotten new systems out of bubble pops?

>>22406844

>>22406802
>it pops and needs a new system
Which is what ? Basic income ?

Bubbles have and always will be a thing, because the market is still driven by emotions, for the simple fact of us being humans.

The day computers take over stock wholly is the day it grinds to a halt.

>only have lost money with option trading due to 1-2 disaster trades
I'm doing something wrong

>>22406841
yeah quadruple digit green you mong

>>22402608
printing and interest rates are macro factors though, but yeah

why the fuck is everything so green???

ugh why did I play this with uvxy...

>>22406830
>that comment section
letting boomers use the internet was a mistake

>>22406841
>Believing there are two parties
>Believing the rich people controlling the government give a shit about donkey/elephant theatrics
>Believing they will crash the economy so [dementia boomer] can become president instead of [dementia boomer]
>"[Other party] will manipulate the market so [my party] doesn't win. These other people are really bad!"
Laughing my ass off and fondling my pp as we speak

>>22406920
Letting normies use the internet was a mistake

>>22406897
Universal income is the next logical step following mass automation.
Either you give people money because their jobs are all shit tier or you deal with mass riots.
You can't import 10s of millions of third world hordes and expect anything else.

>>22406902
Write options or use them as a hedge.
A good put after a pump can bring in some additional money to buy the following dip or at least give some peace of mind.

so what's the cause behind the recent redness? are people finally realizing they've blown up a bubble?

>>22406922
>Believing they will crash the economy so [dementia boomer] can become president instead of [dementia boomer]
Funny how that's widely recognised, and yet they're the two candidates you have
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/09/10/2020-election-news-voters-see-trump-biden-as-mentally-unfit-to-be-president.html

>>22406817
Maybe if it turns around

>>22402641
I miss this lil nigga like u wouldn't believe

>>22406916
>green

>>22406756
>DAL
do you plan on holding for a decade?

>>22406830
>>22406920
>>22406941
>We do NOT consent
Did they all brigade this video from their faceberg group?

>>22406952
Demoniggers and republishits couldn’t even pass a skinny stimulus to help schools and food shelters

>>22406922
Its no secret. Have you seen the shit the Democrats have done just simply to spite Trump. If you don't believe they would crash the economy for the sake of the next election, you're painfully naive.

>>22406952
Several reasons and all we can do is speculate.
In my opinion a lot of calls went ITM and the MMs needed to make some money. SoftBank uncertainty helped that.
The biggest reason imo was the big Rallye, and we needed a quick reality check to see where people are really willing to buy once the euphoria stops.

I'll be collecting all the premi on my Tesla credit spreads praise Kek

>>22406952
Hedgies and banks are trying to somehow exit the mess they created without blowing themselves up. That's why it's slowly going down instead of triple circuit breakers.

>>22406988
Covid and literally economic shutdown didnt kill the economy what the fuck could they possibly do that could be more damaging than that besides war with Russia ?

>>22406952
Where have you been?
The based zipperhead CEO of Softbank ran up an options chain while also buying up the underlying asset causing a huge short squeeze across the tech sector. Then he simply sold the told that he himself created (madman). What followed after was a bunch of morons who thought the sky was falling.
Now people (mostly daytraders) are pretty much just waiting to see where things go and make moves based on the trend.
Personally, I am long term bullish but that doesn't mean you can't play a short term down trend. There's a lot of uncertainty in the market right now due to a few factors like DXY price.
If you're someone

>>22406920
>>22406984
I must be a boomer because that video was creepy af and represents some kind of billion dollar power grab.

Puts on spy. This shit is getting clobbered today. Hopefully i can make back some of the 70% loss in my acciunt thjs week

>>22407066
I hope you mean selling puts

>>22403252
I couldn’t stand Janeway. A nigger Captain was fine as Sisko was a really good captain. But a female captain is just too much.

>>22405201
Not so great now, huh...

>>22407074
Youre fucked mumu. Kys

>>22407037
Being bullish at this point is insanity. The printers are off. There is no stimulus coming. THE PRINTERS ARE OFF!

can i make a thread?

Im gunna make it.

>>22406988
It's a play to entertain the masses. Just like SJW stuff exists to create some senseless culture war that distracts from the real war on the middle and lower classes. People are supposed to protest for/against trans toilets not extensive lobbying by dying companies in Washington. People are supposed to care and argue about some ghetto rat dying, not the decreasing opportunities for young people to find decent employment and the changing workplace in the face of ever increasing automation.

Democrats and Republicans are the same.

>>22406945
>Universal income is the next logical step
>Following mass automation
lmao

Here
>>22407125
>>22407125
>>22407125
>>22407125
New

>>22407100
Making a directional, negative theta play is historically the worst type of play you can make. If you have to pick a direction, sell a bearish spread.
Don't let your emotions destroy you financially.

>>22406827
Yes I agree but we move from one bubble to another

We appear to be at the beginning of moving off the pooooomp eeet fed dollar bubble

>>22404386
She's really cute

>>22406630

>mfw he fucking figured it out

I feel like the virus helped prolong things a bit more by cleaning up SOME of the most egregious leeches of the economy

Anybody else think this

>>22407465
Like who? Small businesses that we're already struggling?

>>22402701
you really aren't cut out for long term buy&hodl if this is you. people with a time horizon of at LEAST a year if not multiple years look at these massive dips as buying opportunities and they know it's going to be worth more years from now so they don't give a fuck and DCA in properly. yet here you are, freaking out and it hasn't even been a whole week yet. a week!

my suggestion, and what im doing? stick to day trading. still plenty of money to be made (especially during these volatile times), risk management is piss-easy because there are no gaps intraday (on real stocks not penny shit), many stocks have super tight spreads (AMD is often $0.01), and stop losses actually function (stop loss orders don't work AH only intraday).

here i'll even give you a strategy that has already been backtested for you that you can literally just copy and paste: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmffSjdZbWQ

a lot of trading is about your personality and mindset, surprisingly the actual strategies are only a very small part of it. if you can't mentally handle hodling long term then don't. it doesn't matter if it's effective if it's going to keep you up at night constantly fretting over it. i'll be honest though and say im not hodling right now either, not because i can't handle it though, i stopped because the market is completely disconnected from the fundamentals due to the govt's response to the pandemic. when things return to some form of normalcy i'll consider long term hodling again, but who knows when that will be. doesn't mean i can't still make plenty of money day trading though.

>>22406703
remember, anon: VIX over 80 is going to roughly be around where the bottom of the next crash or "great reset" will be. we can all still make it. im day trading until that happens, but when it happens i'll probably DCA in until i get all of my money in around the bottom. wish i knew what i know now about the VIX back when the covid crash happened, but i didn't unfortunately so i wasn't able to take advantage. i'll be ready next time for sure though, and we all know there will be at least one more of these.

>>22404426
I wish.
Watched the rally last night - "I'm the king of Jerusalem!"