/biz/ - Business & Finance

GME is never going to happen

>>22387142
Who said that?
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?

I hate this market, I'm taking a short break

tesla $420 eod

wtf?

DIE QQQ DIE

GET THE FUCK OUT OF TSLA NOW
WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO that's the warning signal, it's about to DOOMP

Results came out unexpected. Didn't think bitcoin would've won.

>>22387155
lol the missed belt loop

name a more iconic duo

>>22387131
SPY IS GOING DOWN WTF WHEN IS THE PUMP GONNA HAPPEN. I FINALLY BOUGHT A GOOD DIP AND IT SEEMS ITS GONNA BE A DIVE WTFFFFFFF

>>22387167
already got out anon, waiting for the DOOMP TO BUY MORE

Does Baggie EVER take a winning position?

>>22387131
What is this pattern called?

>France
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>22387190
cowbell

>>22387200
What percent had any symptoms?

>>22387200
>no death count

>>22387189
no, that's why you should inverse him

Prepare your arses, faggits. We are GOING DOWN

>>22387190
Widening wedge. Usually indicates a breakout one way or the other. Also, failing to hit one side of the wedge usually means breakout on the other side.
p.s. ignore meme ta bonereading.

>>22387160

>>22387155
SUGAR GAY
https://youtu.be/jSU9oL5nLMA

>>22387131
who is this cute girl
the art looks like the maid manga

>>22387200
>number of tests: x10

Just pulled out of the market entirely, sitting on cash. I think Cramer is right, we are headed for much lower in the cooming weeks. Good luck brothers..

how much theta decay can i expect between an option today vs one tomorrow (Expiration)
I have QQQ puts expiring tomorrow that are like -90%, but im hoping a dump lets me take back like 40%. will theta decay make this impossible?

>>22387200
...Is it mostly MENA immigrants getting sick?

Will Tesla be back over 1000 before Christmas?

>>22387225
Bonjour, gentlemen.

OTM PUT VOLUME EXCEEDING OTM CALL VOLUME ON TSLA OPTIONS CHAIN
dump
dump
dump
dump
dump

>>22387173
> Those vote counts
Did you post this elsewhere or are there really that many people browsing /smg/?

>Apple getting slappled
It's over. $100 EOW

>>22387237
I don't remember. I think i saved it from a booru searching for tag 'money'.

>>22387242
cramer finally came around?

so smg
when aapl new ath?

Rate my portfolio

>>22387256

>>22387248
hmm
maybe i'll start selling them

>>22387242
NEVER SELL
...but do always have some dry powder

Ahh shit here we go again

i TOLD you about the 50 EMA/200 SMA convergence dawg
I TOLD you

Fucking FAGMAN
i want in but the prices are still inflated as fuck even after the dip

>>22387282
Next year

>WKHS
NOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK

>>22387272
check the unique ip count on one of these threads anon. Last thread was 133. Not everyone is on /biz/ 24/7 so across threads, the amount of new IPs add up partially.

THIS INTRADAY RALLY ON THE DOLLAR IS FRAUDULENT AND HOMOSEXUAL

>>22387299
hope this is ironic

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*sniff* *sniff*
Ahhh, pure unadulterated bullfear.

>>22387282
2024

>>22387200
>phone has default newsfeed from all media outlets
>CNN had a headline with France recovering fast
>immediately disregard fake mews

Always do the opposite CNN says desu

Anyone else just sell their QQQ?

>>22387318
the most sure thing in the world is puts on WKHS when it goes up on no contract news

>>22387225
lol didn't some guy buy like 12 ETH at the very peak 5 minutes before all crypto crashed?? I swear it happened a few weeks ago, idk if I was drunk and made it up or I was part of that thread but this gif reminded me of that.

i am going to take a shower now until close.
It should better close green today

>>22387320
it's all fake. The stock market is just a contest to see who is the best bullshitter

>>22386970
how do you get approved for section 8? do you have some kind of mental disability or something why do they just give you free shit, presumably forever?

>>22387272
I posted it several times since yesterday not just in smg.

QQQ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

¢ÿ]vπäÜ₧

>>22387352

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

DIE QQQ DIEEEEE

>>22387311
Hey anon, if you want both ema and sma in the same indicator, do a search in tradingview indicator menu for 'moving average colored ema/sma'. There are a few to choose from. Pick one, go in to the settings for the indicator and change the periods to whatever you want. If you don't like the line changing color, go in to the color part of settings and set everything the same for each line.

Here’s to hoping for a mini crash today so my wagie ass can buy more with payday tomorrow

Can't tell if oil is going to go any lower or if we're skirting the bottom as it is. About to dump 200 bucks in XOM and holdm till next year

>>22387127
kek that place is right down the street from me.

>>22387271
mother fuckers!

>>22387342
No because I was already holding SQQQ, mostly because I don't know wtf I'm doing but I'm gonna pretend like I did it on purpose and I knew we'd be red today

>>22387232
>I'LL CHOKE YOUR FUCKING FACE

kek

>>22387275
>My retarded self buying calls this morning before the deadline cat bounce

>>22387131
On Tuesday I sold the fucking top
I've lost 5% since then trying to time when to get in!
I have nvda amzn and regi

As i okay?

Everytime I sell it goes up everytime I buy it goes down. I'm fucking exhausted mentally. I had done 10% gains because I started late. There goes half my gains even though I timed this shit well last week. Yesterday I did 5% too and sold because I thought it was a dead cat bounce but this morning was looking good so I bought back. I'm 3% down now

>YOU'RE UP 70% SELL RETARD HURRRRRRRRRRRR

Buy CLF for easy money

I’ll never be rich

Anyone heard from testicle-anon aka got-fired-for-jacking-off-at-work-anon? I hope he didn’t drown.

When will Tesla have a second split?

>>22387253
Can confirm, they're closing classrooms in mostly shitskin infested territories. Paris and suburbs, Marseilles, Strasbourg suburbs, all the shitholes full of niggers and mudslimes.

start selling or else

>>22387395
oh ty fren, that's better than my dumb jury rig lol.

>>22387131
Just bough 20k worth of link, how retarded am I?

>>22387131
BUY THE DIP!!!! Free money!

>>22383791
>>22383689
>>22383935

reminder still have my touch

>>22387424
you can be rich in other ways

>>22387431
it'll have to be a reverse split

>>22387432
Good.

>>22387430
I read at some point that he apparently got arrested for shooting at some small animals or some shit? Don't know if that was some other random anon just adding to the story or the original LARPer though.

>>22387440
Buy high, sell low... right? Classic biz comment.

THANKS RETARD WE WILL SCOOP UP THE CHEAPIES AFTER YOU GET LIQUIDATED FROM LIFE THANK YOU MUMU

Why the fuck is shit tanking? Who the fuck is selling?

Should I sell SHLL or keep holding? I’ve been all in for awhile. This is by far the most money I’ve ever had in my life

sold sqqq and fngd this morning. i am retarded

Just go up, fuckin selloffs

>ta is for retards derp derp derp

>>22387418
Is that robinhood?

What a retarded market, i want out but dont want to sell at a loss

>>22387496

>>22387432
>Paris
>Marseilles
>Strasbourg
Aren't those some of the biggest French cities? What cities are still nice?

Next weed is going to be bloody as fuck

>>22387131

>>22387496
weak hands that make no gains

>>22387509
I mean all signs pointed to things being okay but I guess I'm just a fucking dumbass getting jewed

You fucks stop messing with my TSLA! Ruining my profits!

>BRO MY TSLA $420 ARE GONNA PRINT I'M TELLING YOU

>>22387407
Apache is in the downslide so i liquidated. Nothing personal

>>22387524
it is
i'm looking for a new broker so i pulled out almost all my funds
whatever hadn't cleared is all that's left so i'm fucking around

Dollah dollah bull y'all!
YYYEEEAAAAHHH

Actually about to fucking kill myself.

kek my portfolio loses money quicker then I could spend it

>>22387432
I thought Strasbourg was supposed to be nice and not full of refugees? Was I lied to?
What are the last big cities in france that are not filled with refugees?
Lille?
Toulouse?
Etienne?
Nantes?

>>22387542
Bro I'm about to have no gains left. About back to square fucking one.

>>22387538
TOMORROW

>>22387519
hmm what a coincidence, my covered calls are up a similar amount. If they get up to +75%, i'll buy them close and sell more

sup /b/
will my 25 uvxy calls for tomorrow be in the money?

>>22387578
it's not a loss until you sell

>>22387407
Get on the XOM train. Im pouring all my dividends into it for the rest of the year.

I KNEW PORTNOY COULDN'T BE TRUSTED.

>>22387538
it's actually green as fuck

>>22387343
The only thing I can count on WKHS to do is fall off a cliff. I've squandered gains on that piece of shit twice so far.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYY SHIIIIT $TLT IM FOOOKIN GOOOOOONAA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>22387604
wrong board bud

>>22387568
I’m also down a lot but i managed to stop giving any fucks about it. Finally able to just long term hodl.

>>22387591
you're up 215%?

>>22387568
This. lost 8000 in 1 hour.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

sup /pol/
will my 25 uvxy calls for tomorrow be in the money?

ITS CRASHING AHAHAHAHAHA

>>22387606
Just a slow bleed holding up my capital that I could be using to make money elsewhere if I just cut the losses now

STOP
SELLING.

>biotech memes
AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

how much is a good amount to keep in your savings/checking? planning on just putting the rest of my paycheck into expanding my porfolio once I hit a decent amount saved just in case. I currently have 6k in my savings and 2k in my checking

WHERE THE FUCK IS TRUMP
TURN ON CIRCUIT BREAKERS

FUCK FUCK FUCK I FEEL FOR ELON'S PUMP AND DUMP FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IF YOU'RE STILL HOLDING TESLA GET THE FUCK OUT NOW

>>22387578
Yeah, dont sell, unless it's a tech stock then you should feel bad.

Invest in boomer stock for the rest of the year and reinvest the divvies. Yeah you may not make shit for the next 6 months but thats how the game is played if you dont want to freak out when the market's dick twitchs.

what is this pattern called?

>>22387131
Should I just put money in the top tech stocks and never look at it again

IVE GOT FRIENDS IN LOWWWWWW PLACES

>>22387501
Nice. I sold thinking it would drop back below 50

there goes my October rent money. who here >moving in with mom

it just keeps going up bros
what do i do

I have a thousand dollars for a call. Shill me.

Bulls were so cocky this morning, where did they all go? I told you guys the safe play was to stay out of the market until Monday to see what happens on the repo market. This was a fake a gay rally with so much uncertainty abound.

>>22387663
you won't make money elsewhere
you will just get stuck in the same situation and sell again until you go to zero

>>22387667
Shoulda spent less money on beer and chips Kaiji

HOLYYYYY FOCKKKKKK GMEEEEEEEEE IM GOING TOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Just bit on BAC $25.20. Too good to pass up, earnings in a month. Might be cool.

some whale literally just bought $150k in Salesforce puts for 10/2
the dump is in

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22387666
Unionically made $500 off this today, Satan.

>>22387698
Why ask the thread, you clearly have a better idea of what you're doing than most of the pople here as is

>>22387668
Depends on your age. If you're under 30 and are confident you wont have any problem finding a job keep a months expenses in savings. If you have no fucking idea what you are doing and scare easily, keep three months expenses.

>>22387694
So you think I should keep holding until the merger?

I'm just always buying COCOS-BCX not anything else and no matter the circumstance

>>22387666
Should pick some up. It's on sale

>>22387704
xrp

putting everything on $APPL 100p 9/18
see you faggots on Mars

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M FUCKING RUINED

MOMMY PLEASE MAKE IT STOP MOMMY PLEASE

>>22387709
Based gamestop coomer

This is bad, the pump got completely sold off. I don't fucking want another crash, for fucks sake...

Too late to buy FNGD?

>>22387621
>>22387343
still holding 7500 since $4 :~)

>>22387734
>Why ask the thread
you know why

because these mother fuckers doubted my meme lines

>>22387698
You were right all along my man. Just wait, it's gonna print even more. Panic selling didn't even begin yet.

>>22387681
It's fucking apple and Nvidia

>>22387735
I'm in Infosec so I doubt I'll have a problem getting a job if I somehow lose mine since its a very demanded skillet. just planning to get some shares to sit on for a while. not doing short term trading.

>>22387689
Are you at least up?

HAHAHAHA CAN YOU BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE BUYING SHIT RIGHT NOW???? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EVERY TIME I SEE A GREEN CANDLE I LMAO

>>22387698
Close now. It's done.

>>22387768
it's comming
dl some game and leave it be
come back in several weeks to check on your gains

>Bought the dip.
>It keeps dipping.

Who else sold last week and is sitting on a huge pile of pure CASH!

My covered calls looking real green.

This is a bear trap.
its going to V shape soon

>>22387668
General rule is 6 months worth of expenses saved. Anything past that is just gravy. Personally I'm aiming on having a whole year's worth (aka a year's salary) just cause I want to. Something calming knowing all that money is just there and me not having to sell nothing to get it. However I won't be fucking up my long range goals either. So no compromising. Everything or nothing

>>22387774
pls tell me what this means anon i only have 200 dollars to buy puts with

>>22387805
funds are required to have stocks

TRUMP TO GIVE UPDATE ON STIMULUS AT 5:30 PM EST
>TRUMP TO GIVE UPDATE ON STIMULUS AT 5:30 PM EST
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>TRUMP TO GIVE UPDATE ON STIMULUS AT 5:30 PM EST
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>TRUMP TO GIVE UPDATE ON STIMULUS AT 5:30 PM EST
https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

>>22387809
Just bought call option on QQQ last 2 minutes. Wish me luck.

>>22387681
retard

CHINA BARS MEDIA COVERAGE OF DISNEY'S 'MULAN' AFTER XINJIANG BACKLASH
>CHINA BARS MEDIA COVERAGE OF DISNEY'S 'MULAN' AFTER XINJIANG BACKLASH
CHINA BARS MEDIA COVERAGE OF DISNEY'S 'MULAN' AFTER XINJIANG BACKLASH
>CHINA BARS MEDIA COVERAGE OF DISNEY'S 'MULAN' AFTER XINJIANG BACKLASH
CHINA BARS MEDIA COVERAGE OF DISNEY'S 'MULAN' AFTER XINJIANG BACKLASH
>CHINA BARS MEDIA COVERAGE OF DISNEY'S 'MULAN' AFTER XINJIANG BACKLASH
CHINA BARS MEDIA COVERAGE OF DISNEY'S 'MULAN' AFTER XINJIANG BACKLASH
>CHINA BARS MEDIA COVERAGE OF DISNEY'S 'MULAN' AFTER XINJIANG BACKLASH
CHINA BARS MEDIA COVERAGE OF DISNEY'S 'MULAN' AFTER XINJIANG BACKLASH
>CHINA BARS MEDIA COVERAGE OF DISNEY'S 'MULAN' AFTER XINJIANG BACKLASH
CHINA BARS MEDIA COVERAGE OF DISNEY'S 'MULAN' AFTER XINJIANG BACKLASH
>CHINA BARS MEDIA COVERAGE OF DISNEY'S 'MULAN' AFTER XINJIANG BACKLASH
CHINA BARS MEDIA COVERAGE OF DISNEY'S 'MULAN' AFTER XINJIANG BACKLASH
>CHINA BARS MEDIA COVERAGE OF DISNEY'S 'MULAN' AFTER XINJIANG BACKLASH

You thought everything was going to be okay?

>>22387418
Based anon, I'm up 75% on my SQQQ calls.

When are you selling? Tomorrow at open?

band_playing_on_The_Titanic.gif

ITS NOT EVEN SOUR HOUR YET

>>22387797
Barely. I had 70k like a week ago

>>22387807
oh i don't think it is

Down 25% in total the last 10 days...bro's, make it stop, please

CATCH A FALLING KNIFE AND PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET

Well I just sold my TSLA calls for a 50% loss. I hope you guys cure cance, aids and covid.

>>22387785
Ooo depends.
Do you know how to code?
Do you have an OSCP?
How are your networking skills?
Will you be looking for work as a pentester?

Infosec is flooded and when the market is tough companies want people who are multitools not wrenches.

I do computer shit for a living and I do well.

>>22387811
Cash Chad checking in. $116k ready for the slaughter.

>>22387821
>>22387821
Same
C'mon, just 3 more cents and i'll take it off your hands.

>>22387850
what
why is disney making china movies anyway
why can't china make their own movies

>>22387836
will this save us...do i buy shopify...WHAT DO I BUY I DON'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH CASH AHHHHHHHHHH

>>22387782
How the fuck is that losing you money? It’s barely going down it’ll be back up

>>22387831
too many wildcards (stimulus)
i was shouting from the rooftops since this yesterday that today was going to be red

>>22387873
YET ANOTHER TRADE UNMADE

>>22387850
Meaning?

>>22387853
BANSHOOO TEEEIIIIN

>>22387868
jesus and i thought my 6k loss was despicable

>>22387850
FUCKING. LMAO.

>>22387735
>1 month savings is good enough

Only zoomers or a niggers do this desu

Out of all the shit /biz/ advice this is probably the worst I've heard.

Only a retard would only keep a month's worth of savings and blow the rest away.

Where can gains be made

>>22387892
Because shit like Kung Fu Panda was a hit so Disney wants to cater to them.

>>22387896
many newfriends who bought the day of the split. SAD. many such cases.

>>22387666
Redpill me on why this will go back up, /biz/. At its current price it's really tempting.

>>22387785
Hello how do I make the jump from help desk shitshow to sysadmin+ level positions? I have a home lab with VMs, Windows domain controller, and containerized services (bitwarden, nginx, Plex) and a pfsense firewall/router but I'm not getting any calls back. Nobody seems to want anyone for those positions unless you were already a sysadmin somewhere else.

>>22387854
only selling tomorrow at open if we gap down
if we gap up i'll sell after lunch

>>22387892
They break after showing them a couple times

should I put 30k into WKHS right now and sell some 30 strike calls
those premiums look juicy desu

>DXY

>>22387892
They do. Their movies have zero people of color which goes against the current diversity quota that Disney wants. Chinese literally hate black people. Mulan was meant to be Disney's go-to movie for the Chinese market, but COVID hit and it turns out the movie is fucking terrible.

Can anyone explain this annoying as heck stuff i randomly see on some stocks?
Pic related.
>bad earnings, burning through cash
>dips a little
>goes up
>keeps going up
>volume does not change at all
>higher than it was on the June pump and utterly ignoring market wide dumps

>>22387501
Out now. Trust me anon.

i told you about the falling knife dawg
i TOLD you

>>22387892
China isn't capable of creating OC, only making somewhat convincing knockoffs of other peoples' shit

>>22387880
I'm in my first job out of college but I'm an information security analyst. don't do much coding. have several certifications though

>>22387926
get some certs if you don't have any

>>22387811
My fucking brokerage had a glitch on the AAPL split and wouldnt let me sell at 137 even though I wanted to. I think it was known that alot of brokers would fuck their clients on the AAPL split and dumped. Fuck Tim Cook- it feels like he whacked Jobs. Oh well, time to get drunk:(

>>22387912
Searching for... seananners?

>>22387850
OOOF! Another crappy flop movie. Disney is already so overvalued. How are they even still making movies?

Gained back 1k, IRON HANDS!

>>22387785
>Infosec
want to get into this, any rec's?

>>22387926
You don't. They don't care about credentials since all the work is done in India now. They just need a charismatic dude who can work as the figurehead and send out emails every now and then. You got memed hard, there are no jobs and this is especially true for STEM more than any other field, contrary to Boomer rhetoric.

>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/citi-ceo-michael-corbat-step-123707717.html?.tsrc=fin-notif

This news worries me. I did a paper on Gender and CEO's last year and discovered that with women at the helm, companies usually bomb more often than if there was a male. But the thing is, that for the companies that bombed with a women CEO, there was a high correlation that the company itself was already in financial trouble when the male CEO left and a female CEO was brought in. Either way, it's worrisome.

bought the FCEL dip. see you fags in richville

Buy CLF

Iron Ore at record prices

Hold to 10

I am financially ruined.
Everytime I'm up I hold and it reverses on me. Every single position I've opened in the past 2 weeks has made me obscene money and then reverses before I even know what the fuck happened.

>>22387590
>>22387590
>only ee chads understand

>>22387866
Looks like I was right.

>>22387984
based
the recovery must be on!

>>22387926
Stop working on windows right away.
The easiest jump for you would be to get AWS certs. just do it, or if your soft do Azure.

CCNA would be nice on your resume.
Have your network shit down pack, S+ or N+ wont hurt.
Learn Batch/Powershell if you are going into Azure, especially powershell.

Learn Python and Bash if AWS. Ansible will also be nifty.

>>22387850
kek

People are buying BAC LEAPs for next March

>>22387974
I got in with just a college degree and net+ and sec+ certifications. helps if you have a college degree

YOU MOTHER FUCKERS SHILLED WKHS SO HARD AND LOOK AT IT

I PUT IN 15 SHARES WHEN THE MARKET OPENED AND NOW IM DOWN
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO MOON ACCORDING TO YOU FUCKS
IM GOING TO FUCKING SUE YOU IDIOTS

>>22388005
were ya

>>22387995
Fuck this nigger market I've lost 20% of my initial account value, not to mention all the gains I made and lost in march-april

>>22387937

>>22387945
Had it happen on a stock I owned as well. Went up 50% in about a month. Sold, and it kept going up. Volume didn't change either or very little change most days.

Get the vibe its some sort of manipulation. Pisses me off tjough as had i gone all in id have increased my portfolio by 50% in value.

My broker gives me $160,000 margin power. How much should I use to write safe puts at delta -0.1?

>>22388008
$2500 EOM tesla b-bbros...

Mr Stark I don’t feel so good

I'm financially ruined

>>22388037
deserve it, immediately after posting it reversed

What's with that one minute volume candle?

>>22388014

oilbros thoughts on FANG?

>>22388052
Tastytrade/Tastyworks is the best think tank for option strategies that actually makes their findings public.

Bought 5/18 $5 GME put yesterday. The value of the option dropped to 10% of its original value even though the stock dropped 12%. Didn't expect the IV crush to be so severe.

>>22388081
I saw that. Lots of call options building.

Buy CLF

Iron Ore at record prices/

Hold to 10

Buy CLF

Iron Ore at record prices/

Hold to 10

Buy CLF

Iron Ore at record prices/

Hold to 10

>>22387984
<_< yeah no but odds are the big hedgefunds and banks are likely cashing out and manipulating prices so they can maximize gains or minimize losses. Glad i stayrd out. Just wish i had sold off that one call i held onto.

>boomers holding out on ge
Kek

>>22388088
All oil is ripe for the picking

>>22388107
>(stock/premium)*delta

>>22388081
(they) heard I sold, so it's going to go back up now.

>>22388077
<3

>>22388028
i was studying for Sec+ during corona. Then got called back to work and put it off. Really should get back to it.
I have a degree in Business. Worked in finance before, getting out of it

>>22387923
if this is how you trade you should quit

>>22388014
>>22388086

>>22387225
Holy fucking kek

>>22387131
Digits and you all tell Cisco to pop.

>>22388057

Turning off my computer and not looking at markets for another week. Wish me luck, bros! Hoping to see my portfolio break even again in another week, not going to fuckin sell!!!!

>>22387983
I( mean this super respectfully. You are not correct. There are more jobs in tech now than ever before, the problem is the skillset, which is not taught in a standard four year degree program but should be.

>>22387954
Diversify as soon as you can. Not knowing how to program will hold you back year after year. Scripting in anything is essential, even if you just understand the principles. YAML and Json are the cornerstones for infrastructure config mgmt and deployment. In order to understand and implement infrastructure as code, you've got to be able to do it.

The OSCP is the best cert in the industry one can invest in right now. I am saying right now. Especially 5ish years in the game. CISSP, S+, or worst case scenario CEH are also handy if you want to put on makeup for your interview.

GUESS WHO’S BACK
BACK AGAIN

>>22388143
>he sold a call for 50% loss
faggot it's gonna go up for power hour I keep telling you this

any day traders? lovely dump we're having today. saw the VIX and DXY going up and checked out the thread, saw all the bears and pink wojaks, looked like a good opportunity to do some scalping.

MORE LIKE FAGDAQ

Can you get around day trading buy buying long calls, and then turning them into bull calls spreads by opening shorts at the closest strike cost?

You'd basically be out of your position, and I think that wouldn't count as day trading on robinhood right?

I am financially ruined.

>>22388066
What was the play

Vix falling. Bleeding almost over.

>>22387915
They should only be down like 20-30% tho. Just hold it obviously and keep buying now

>>22387698
Hold, we've got some ways to go. It could go down in the meantime but iron hand it. The current target for the bottom is <100 for TQQQ.

It's over guys, time to get back and focus on wageslaving because there's no "making it" anymore just red

>first time reading that GM/NKLA agreement
holy hell, anyone still going long NKLA is simply braindead

>>22387131
OH MY GOD THE CRASH HAS BEGUN

>>22388088
oil companies are going to need to be bailed out by the government soon
Oh and all the pension programs and shit that bought them to pay for boomer retirements are FUCKED

>>22388205
gonna guess it was a SPY call

>>22388161
>not trump
Wouldve been funny as heck if he said that.

Is it to late to register to vote?

>>22388159
That shit has to be on purpose, how the fuck can a CGI artist just 'forget' part of the frame he's working on, makes no fuckign sense

>>22388204
Did you sell?

>>22387200
We weren't really testing back in March. Basically, due to tests scarcity, the policy was that you only got tested if you had strong enough symptoms for hospital admission. So the real count case during the first wave was likely 8 to 10x higher than what you see reported on this graph. I think a better wave 1 vs 2 comparison would be Germany, as they were already testing quite heavely during wave 1, as they had more testing capacity than us back then.

HODL YOUR SEACATS LADS ROUGH SEAS AHEAD

>afk for a hour
>come back
WHAT THE FUCK

>>22388159
Does anyone really give a damn about them?

>>22388172
Retarded luluco poster.

>>22388213
yeah VIX has crashed to sub-30 we're in the clear

>>22388256
I HAVE PAPER FUCKIN HANDS I HATE IT SO MUCH FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>22388240
I will watch out for this but dollar to donuts I think you're fucking incorrect.
Fair call though. FT noted the Saudis just keep fucking drilling for some reason.

>>22387200
I thought Europe was COVID free? Only dumb Americans get COVID!

>>22388143
>>22388112
Maybe the chart is buggy.

>>22387938
It's amazing that they wanted mulan for the chink market when they erased every single aspect of chinese culture from the original and replaced it by extremely poorly understood, 100% westernized pseudo-asian symbols.

>>22388244
It’s almost as if it’s literally explained below the line, right?

>>22388281
Just hold on to your nuts. Get a fitness bike. Every time you feel like selling hit it for 30 minutes.

See you next year

>>22387954
I have net+ but most of these certs are garbage (even the "gold standard" ones) as they go over so much redundant and unnecessary information that you'll never actually use in the field. I've considered going for them anyway for boomer hiring managers but I'm learning so much more just doing home lab shit.

>>22387983
I can be charismatic but I'm young and look even younger so people don't immediately respect me until I show them I'm not falling for their middle school antics. I was told IT was great since college bums got JUSTed by globohomo.

>>22388010
Will consider, cloud shit is the future. I understand networking enough, it's not my specialization but I understand how it all works. I spend 90% of my server time in linux so I can work around bash pretty well - I virtualize my Windows server VMs with KVM. Python is in progress but it's difficult to split my time between all these subjects so it's lower on my list.

>>22388311
i was hoping he would argue with me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZx8IdhIu2I
>US lawmakers discuss covid stimulus after Dems block GOP skinny bill

Oh, this is why it dropped, isn't it? Fucking pass the stimulus already you stupid niggers.

>>22388272
Luluco is retarded and I am retarded so we're a perfect match. Okay shutting off now for real!

>>22387173
>Bitcoin
If you can have guaranteed 1 mil picking bitcoin is retarded.
>$1mil
This is the best pick because you can instantly enter real estate, options or dividend positions and live your life well.
>gold
absolute aids
>Spy shares
pretty weak, but historically almost guaranteed return. Boomer pick

>>22388213
>VIX falling

>>22388342
yes

>>22388325
For priority, look into AWS certs asap. Clo9ud is the future but remember it's just another persons computer. Get the AWS certs first above all because the people who are using AWS are the same people who are (atleast trying to) compete in the latest and greatest tech space.

First you get the AWS
Then you get the Python
Then you get the Bitches.

>>22388371
It hit 30.11

>>22387683
"We realized the rest of the world has to do what we say no matter how much they hate it" shaped recovery

>>22388213

>>22388205
I had SPY 340 shorts from 341 yesterday that were positive, but I got spooked this morning. It plunged literally 2 minutes after I sold the shorts. I bought calls for 340 at the 338 bounce, and as soon as I bought them it plunged through the floor of the pitchfork I’ve been using to estimate the range for 5 days

>>22387173
Take the $1mil

No capital gains taxes

Dumbfucks

>>22388295
they have big time crab bucket mentality. They just want to fuck each other to get the last piece of a shrinking pie. They'll keep pumping themselves to unprofitability

>>22387988
>there was a high correlation that the company itself was already in financial trouble when the male CEO left and a female CEO was brought in.
That's precisely the kind of dynamics I postulated in the past. Basically, I honestly believe that many companies try to put the blame on women when the company is failing, because in my experience dealing with CEOs first-hand, somehow they all happen to be absurdly (as in, you would think that only exists in cartoons) racist and sexist.

Another pattern is that only already-successful companies can afford diversity in their lower-level staffs, so a successful company will have high low-end diversity with almost 0 high-end diversity, while a failing company will typically look like the converse.
Meanwhile, a hot up-and-comer should be almost completely white males in most (not all) industries.

>everything down except airlines, resorts, and Disney
clown day

still not there, eh?
>dump eet again

>>22388325
cloudshit is the present, not in any way the future. That's literally why you're getting no callbacks.

>>22388430
airlines resorts and disney are undervalued though

>>22387131
I am so tempted to buy puts but everytime I buy those I get bogged

>>22387988
smuggy su bae disagrees

>>22388405
>what is income taxes

>>22388471
Just buy SQQQ calls

>>22388431
No. I'm buying more fucking nividia and apple. Fuck it.

sittin

>>22388506
You don't think APPL is gonna dump more?

I took a nap at noon, dreamt that I swallowed a LEGO man. Woke up with a sore throat, what could this mean for the market, bros??

>>22387811
>>22387887
$46,800 in reserve, buying TQQQ at rock bottom

FUCK YOU SQQQ CALL POSTER I BOUGHT SOME CALLS TOO I FOMO'D INTO A HOPE THAT THERE WILL BE A CRASH NOW FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>22388485
1 mil from a stranger ain't income

>>22388519
no, it's at monthly lows.
just got backk another 1k from my 8k loss.

>>22388485
thats why you take the gold coins, untracable

>>22388503
Give me a sec I am waiting for moo moo to pump so I can buy cheaper

>>22388485
It would actually not count as income, but instead as a gift (which is also taxed, but differently, and has up to 15k tax-free per year). Gift tax applies to literally any modality by which you would receive the assets.

>>22388541
>he knows
>pomp eet

>>22388541
You're the one that FOMO'd retard

>>22388360
>no horse UPS truck
>PnD already dumping

Welcome to horse hell

>>22388360
Yeah I was torn between the cash or stock, but I wasn't sure if suddenly receiving 1M USD worth of stock would be taxed as aggressively as the cash so I went with sock.
Green line go up.

VIX back up close to 30 again.

I hate buying on thursday, it's too close to friday which is too close to the weekend

>>22388541
Sqqq call anon is printing right now wtf are you talking about

>>22388388
Let me correct this
Bash before Python. Every host you touch is linux, you should prob understand how to automate and configure linux host before you work on a language that requires the configuration of environment variables.

Not buying this dip. The robots are fighting their way to the bottom.

>>22388551
but how do you liquidate gold coins

>>22388602

>>22387704
sqqq

>>22388159
Those are some big ass chainlink fences

>>22388516
>Why Bears Need to Make Room for Mexicans, Arabs, and Indians in Spacious California - An Atlantic Article

>>22388519
Fuck idk. Idc anymore if it does I'll buy more. I can't do the day to day thing anymore. Gonna buy sqqq calls on bad days and that's about it.

Where's the bottom guys?

>>22388602
>Fag

>>22387131
Cmon moo moo where are you give me a fake pump so can buy sqqq calls cheap

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I SHORTED THE LITERAL BOTTOM I FINANCIALLY RUINED FUCK YOU SQQQ CALL ANON ITS ALL YOUR FAULT

>>22388658
Pretty soon they'll be plenty of space for everyone because it's gonna be a huge empty blackened wasteland after it all burns down

>>22388662
~4.5 ATR under 200 VWMA. Just wait until the day closes under 4 ATR below 200 VWMA and you're good to go.

>>22388691
It's done. Like I said, apple lost a month worth of gains. It's gonna crab.

can't wait to buy TQQQ and AAL once this is goes down a little more.

Im going to buy and hold and become rich bros

>>22388586
Horse actually does have a contract with UPS.

>>22388691
>I shorted
get fucked cunt
time in > timing

>>22388691
hey at least you weren't retarded enough to short gamestop

>>22388240
if they get a bailout would that be bullish? Govbuxs after all

>>22388722
dubs of truth

arise banks, arise. keep crabbing but arise

>>22388541
>>22388691
>>22388820

RUN

>>22388817
>bought $20k of months ago at the bottom and it hasn't moved
MEAT MOUNTAIN
ALL OFFICE FURNITURE 50% OFF

>>22388704

>>22388928
Meh, don't really care if it's caused by global warming or whatever the fuck or not, point is the entire damn state is on fire and they've got basically no control over it

>tfw over 1000 USD on negative
Why didn't I just sell when I was still on positive, jeez. Now I'm a real bagholder

>>22389060
>>22389060
>>22389060
>>22389060
>>22389060

so tomorrow gonna be red or what do you guys think?