/biz/ - Business & Finance

DXY down, VIX down, futures green. Bull trifecta.

>>22379738
I like the crack-whore anon. He makes decent money (apparently) , he is honest and for some unknown reason, he prefers to fuck women that make my dick retract so deep into my body that it would appear as a third kidney on an Xray. Plus, his whole idea of looking for “bargains” on cheap hookers is really autistic.

Keep us posted with your stories man, i like the pimp tales.

bears fed well, they're not coming out of their caves for three months

thank fuck I got out of shorting tsla
peak clown fucking market

>>22379481
yeah but it's not worth shutting down the world economy for. basically only 6% of the recorded deaths were from covid alone. so 94% of the deaths (which were already few to begin with out of the total population who got it) had other problems like immunodeficiencies or being obese or being old as fuck. on top of that most of the people who died were old as fuck.

so basically the death rate for healthy people who don't have other major comorbidities is something like 6% of what, 1-2% now total? let's say it's 2% death rate (someone feel free to correct me on this, i figure it's less than that), so the death rate for healthy people who get covid is 0.12%. if the total death rate is 1% then 6% of 1% is 0.06%, not really worth shutting down the world economy for is it? also pic related for herd immunity.

going full retard to recover my tsla losses

tsla 9/18 800

save me papa musk

>>22379787
>3x NVDA, MSFT
What are those and where can I buy

This is an anime pedo free thread

GAYME STAWP G M. E

IT MAKES ME COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

I COOOM

I SOLD THE BOTTOM AND BOUGHT PUTS
I DOUBLED DOWN YESTERDAY
YOU CHEATED ME BOBO
AMERICA WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE YET PEOPLE KEEP BELIEVING

What's the deal with crude oil? Is it wise to buy UCO at $26?

>>22379832
Just hold.

>>22379738

GENERAL THREAD IS HERE >>22379743
GENERAL THREAD IS HERE >>22379743
GENERAL THREAD IS HERE >>22379743

>>22379787
never understood shorting when the upside is capped and the downside is infinite. the only thing i short is the VXX because it's literally LITERALLY guaranteed to go down over time.

>>22379856
no its not faggot its here

>>22379856
>caring this much
embarrassing to see tbqh

>>22379856
lel, late by 10 seconds

>>22379856
This one was first you god damn retard, fuck off.

I miss when people put "/smg/ - Stock Market General" in the subject and "____ edition as the first words" :(

>>22379832
this is a bull trap but you'll probably sell your puts for a loss before the real drop begins next week. NGMI.

brehs I think i'm ready to take the investor pill
despite always making the right moves, my hands are weak and i'll never make it in a market like this

when do i buy? what does a good buy & hold porto look like?

Repost because threads are fucked
>be (((short seller)))
>make fake article to make boomers sell
>clap and cash out your heavily red shorts

How is this legal? Youre telling me some faggot tv addicted simp has better DD than GM?

HD CHADS REPORT IN

Shill me something to daytrade anons

OHHHHHHHH MYY FUUUCCKINNNN GAAAAAWD GMMMEEEE IMM GONNNAA FOOOOKIINN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmMmMmMMM

>>22379953

YO MAMA

>>22379817
michael burry was right, the quarantine measures are going to kill more low-income families than the disease itself

>>22379955
UGHHHHH IM COOOOOOOMINGGGGGGGGG

>>22379955
that guys been annoying me but this made me laugh

Finished my DD on NRG. I’m going to go for it. Management has nearly eliminated the company’s substantial debt over the past few years. They are pretty reliant on fossil fuels because they sold their renewable energy production to decrease debt.

OHHHHHHHH MYY FUUUCCKINNNN GAAAAAWD GMMMEEEE IMM GONNNAA FOOOOKIINN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmMmMmMMM

>>22379970
Bullish

Can you remember any other stocks as volatile as tesla?

>>22379985
>They are pretty reliant on fossil fuels because they sold their renewable energy production to decrease debt
>self proclaimed nuclear company
How is this good?

Any quick flips today? Something to buy around 10 and sell at 330?

I was trying for JCPNQ but TDA keeps rejecting my orders

>>22379988
LMAOOO I JUST COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED


TO GMMEMEMEMEMEEEEEEP

Based retard OPs killed smg

>>22379995
no but remember tesla 3x leverage?

When to buy DPHC?

>>22379738
First day on Livevol X trading platform, they let you simulate any option position and execute it instantly. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Why didn't anyone tell me abut this?

daily reminder

hmm

>>22380042
last week

You bought the dip, right Anon?

>>22379930
>he fell for the NKLA scam
how is this legal?

>>22379995
unironically gaaymstop

>>22380061
FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

>>22380012
It’s good because they were under the stress of enormous debt. It was the smart move to make and they have cash on hand to sweeten their dividend and they are looking to acquire renewable resource production with that cash as well.

>>22379776
He’s a degenerate animal that shits up /smg/ with his filth. Why do you humor mentally ill people? Besides I doubt he makes any money if he’s settling for crackwhores, broke mother fucker.

What's the move? Are we back boys? Buying at open? Fuck I don't even know what to buy besides more nividia

>>22380088
Hello hindencringe

Puts target for NKLA? I’m thinking 30

I want it to go down: (
Why did I sell yesterday. Fuck

wtf tesla? It was supposed to crash and burn.

Do I buy AAPL or wait for it to fall to $109?

>>22380103

I hope you mean 30 cents.

>>22380092
Anon, are you OK? Do you need some help?

I think its going to be okay now bros. I'm down $200 this week, but things are looking up. You guys think I should close early on my call spreads or let them ride?

>>22380061
I AM COOOOOOOOOMINGGGG TO GM E TO GAYME STAWP AGHHHJJH IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOoooooOoOoooooooOooooooOooooooOooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMINGGGGGGGGG

Who else here long uranium?

>>22380102
kek
how much are you down anon?

>>22380076
Yep, time for the year of the bull anon

>>22380113
Don't wait! Buy puts!

>>22379823
leveraged ETFs tripling the returns of MSFT, NVDA, etc.

>>22380113
AAPL around 120 premarket

Just wait and don't FOMO, next week will bleed red

>>22380118

I'm new and I fell for the GME meme. Bagholding until consoles

Definitely a puts at EoD Friday kind of week

>>22380107
Imagine not buying more yesterday.

GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES.

>>22380128
Cringenburg is the one underwater on a short and is now manipulating the market illegally to cope lmao

>>22380135
Or it won't be. And we will continue into new uncharted territory for months before another correction

>>22380102
lmao hope you don't kill yourself boomer

>>22380013
That part I know, how do I buy

>>22380094
Sounds interesting, I'll research more. Looking to get into renewable/nuclear/hydro

>>22380137
lmao how much of your portfolio did you put on it?

remember hinden(((berg))) shorted wkhs at 15 lmao

is it over bros is the BVLL back?

>>22380180
Don't FOMO man

>>22380181
>be (((short seller)))
>lose 50% in one day
>make up fake article to try to not lose all your money
>still underwater after breaking the law

Lmao GM is gonna sue this pasty faggot until hes removed from his moms basement

>>22380134
why is france occupying my land?

>>22380186

I'm down 4%. I still have enough extra cash I made off SQQQ to break even so it's not a big deal. Still GME short squeeze was such a fucking cock tease AAAAAAAAA

>>22380193
He will make up a fake article about workhorse next and then smg will care about some zoomer kike manipulating

hehe red day men

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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>>22380012
They didn’t sell their nuclear plant

>NKLA is HTB on ToS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This paper tiger market cannot sustain itself. More and more of your european allies are abandoning the dollar and switching over to the Yuan because even they see the writing on the wall. There will come a time when you won’t be able to bully the rest of the world with your military, seeing as that gap is getting closer and closer as nations begin to excel technologically speaking. The South China Sea is key here and soon the glorious people’s republic of China will overcome many hurdles set in place by the American blue bloods. Your sons will work in interment camps until they die from exhaustion and your daughters will work in brothels selling their bodies so that their pimps May turn a profit at their expensive. FUCK AMERICA!

DING DING DING

CCL going into orbit

RUGPULL AAAAAA

>tech
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>22380253
>ching chong ling long

>>22379787
Where can you buy these?

Thank you PLUG, very cool

Why the fuck are people investing in SPCE???

Is that all the bobo's had? Pretty weak tbqhfldd

>>22380281
be european

Masayoshi Son you crazy option buying bastard

>>22380226
>>22380228
>>22380229
Filtered

>>22379857
It's not infinite downside if its covered.

>>22380289
>Why the fuck are people investing in _____???
Clown market, we don't ask why

>>22380289
I thought it was just a meme pump stock that was gonna die

>>22380120 let em ride

>>22380279
FUCKS YOU!!!

I OWN GME AND JUST COOOOOOMED

Lmao (((hindenburg))) is going to federal prison and he STILL isnt green on his short

>>22380265
Feels fucking good.

is robinhood fucked up right now or whats going on

I placed 2 market orders to buy GME shares and both times they didn't go through. Is jewish trickery happening?

>>22380265
>CCL

950 shares deep senpai

Bought 300 shares gme and sold 3 $7 covered calls calls

>>22380334
JUST WAIT CONSOLE!

>he bought dphc instead of dphcw

>sold tsla on open yesterday to get the max of out of it, minimizing dmg
>its rising again
Wtf is Tesla actually? Why is it just randomly jumping around? It will probably jump up to 1k again and i will miss it because i dont fucking trust that shit at all.

>>22380253
Someone post that pasta with the Chinese picture writing and freedom

>>22379738
>Hourglass Galaxies.... *sip* now that's a SMBH structure.

I'M GONNA LEVERAGE TITTIES UP ON X10 NASDAQ RIGHT FUCKING NOW

FUCK BEAR FAGS

>>22380279
>The hordes of cccp shills who come into our general.
>Here I am, watching my stocks go up, when all of a sudden, OOOOO AMELICA DEAD ROUNDEYRE

>>22380342
My house just flew over Hindenburg

>>22380350
Dont forget CUK. Scooped 1200 when that shit was $12.

>>22379917
>Bulltrap
Meme lines showed to get in when Nasdaq hit 11k. Good luck

Just unloaded that scam WKHS for an insane profit. I love pump and dump retards

Hot take
>airlines are starting the forest fires to get some usage out of their planes

LMAO G M E OPTIONS LMAO

I COOOOOOMED FOR REAL

whoever suggested tastworks in the last thread to me and the guy having trouble with the ToS interface, thanks, this is much nicer, although the fact that their homepage kind've looks more like an online casino than a brokerage is worrying

But but but i said its a scam!!! Why am i losing money on my short still?? This was supposed to be like my favorite tv shows and movies! Im the wolf of wall street!!!!

>PUT CALL WKHS $30 TOMORROW
WHY ISNT IT GOING UP?!?! IM DOWN 2,900

remember to never be a perma bull or perma bear
the drop last week was heavily telegraphed because while the market was rallying DIX was dropping, VIX was rising and DXY was rising
now the market is rallying and the inverse is true for all three, don't be married to your opinions, don't invest via emotions, follow the signs

>>22380418
Good for you, retard.

>didnt buy more msft at 202

>stocks
woooooooooooooo

i bought tsla

investing.com makes me sad

Wow PTON might hit $100 today.

>>22380226
>>22380228
>>22380229
Based.

>>22380350

Fucking HOW, cruises aren't gonna be active for at least another year

>>22380520
ew

NOOOO IM THE HECKIN ONE WHO KNOCKS!!! IM THE PROTAGONIST!!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GREEN ON MY 30$ SHORT TODAY!!!

>>22380532
lmao youre a fucking retard if you believe that.

Going to make my try at this calendar spread shit

>>22380532
Based on fundamentals independent of the virus the company was only at 40% valuation from my entry point.

Not selling any time soon either

>>22380372
do not bet against a cult, if you are not interseted in it, just ignore it

youtube is full of robinhooders shearing their TSLA gains which will just lead to more and more FOMO

>Stop loss WKHS at $23
Fuck

Worth jumping into STSA for that dead cat bounce? 52 week range makes it look like a steal after todays massive drop

What's up with volume at opening? It's drying up every single day.

Buy STOR, thank me later. Been grinding higher every day for the past 2.5 months.

>>22379738
Tesla will be back to 1000 before Christmas

>>22380520
>He bought
>Dump it

>>22379738
Who here bagholding KOS above $2? Lmao

>>22380672
I'm seriously considering going all-in on this bullshit. This is not making any sense. Who is pumping this scam?

Something feels off. It's almost as if tge algo's are trying to trick us into buying. Anyone else think it's a bull trap so banks can shore up their balance sheets for the fed report next week? Idk whether to close out my call at a profit or let it ride

>>22380667
what are you referencing for volume?

WHY AM I STILL HOLDING US DOLLARS. FUCK YOU BURGERS

Why the FUCK is Apple dropping

MSFT RED
AMD RED

>have a watchlist of absolute trash
>they are all green
what the hell is this

WHY IS TODAY SO FUCKING BORING SOMETHING HAPPEN ALREADY

>>22380699
the short sellers themselves who have to buy back in eventually

>>22380662
God damn, what the fuck is that?

>>22380724
Because it's a directionless company that fails to innovate and can only lose market share in the sectors it dominates. Nobody gives a fuck about the new iphone, at least, not like they used to

>>22380656
Just what the fuck did you think was going to happen

i duplicated the meme lines from the march crash, and brought them over to the current trend

and what do you know...

>>22380710
Shit returned to "normal" way too fast and sharp after the massive dumping and reveals about the men behind the curtain.

>>22380724
People are sick of buying $30 adapters to charge their phone that doesnt even have an AUX port.

>>22380769
I literally don't know, what are you suggesting?

>>22380769
And...... who asked?

>>22380716
This is just AMZN because I can't get the values for IXIC on tradingview but I think you can get the idea. 15M chart because we're not past 1H yet.

>>22380795
That we haven't even begun to dip yet

Should I?

>>22380769
only poors are bears

>>22380668
I bought them back at $20/share then realized that owning anything other than tech is retarded

>>22380667
>>22380808
>"If you see a stock that’s appreciating on high volume, it's more likely to be a sustainable move. If you see a stock that’s appreciating on low volume, it could be a dead cat bounce. Logically, when more money is moving a stock price, it means there is more demand for that stock."

>>22380828
Always buy G*E

that the bottom will be in sometime during the first week of october at about 7,650

>>22380828
how can one be this late to the party? at least you aren't holding kodak or some shit like that

>>22380828
go for 5 contracts at 0.28 and see if they fill, then go from there
don't just plop down right in the middle of that big old spread, try and edge in from the good side

also don't trade GME at all lmao, you should be buying VIS with that money

>>22380869
Is it time for SQQQ again?

>>22380869
take your meds

>>22380775
Yeah something doesn't seem right i think im gonna let this ride move on its own. Not interested in being bamboozled and we drop again. If prices are trily meant to rise than i can buy next week and although it may be more expensive if it keeps going up than i only miss out on a little bit of gains. Just gonna have to watch this closely to get an idea of whats going on as prices seem too unstable

>>22380828
if Cohen is buying up shares today, we'll know by Friday since he needs to amend changes of at least 1% within 2 days (schedule 13D) if im not mistaken

>>22380869
Cringe compilation

Stocks only go up!

>>22380869
You're going to need to have a lot of things go very very wrong in order to hit that absolute bottom level of support and there's no case for it. Corona chan is already priced in so what possible event could trigger a massive sell off? Fed would have to raise interest rates, war would have to break out, biden woud have to get elected and make an executive order to ban dividends or something. None of those have a high chance of actualizing

>>22380949
Than why KTOV down? Why JCP down?

>>22380949
bitsu?

inherited around 100k, all in on tesla

>>22380688
sorry bognadoff ur powers are too weak to impenetrate these TITS

tsla going back to 490

>>22380979
ewww fat

>>22380300
It's just the same jokes over and over again until the end of time isn't it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uynI0gLxA7w

>>22380972
They're going up in reverse!

>PTON going down

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

>>22380808
Isn't that volume just returning to normal though?

>>22380886
still super early in this trend, so not very confident in the peak line
if today is red, then i'll set that one in stone

on the way up, meme lines are pretty good at telling you when to buy SQQQ
on the way down, they'll be better at telling you when to buy TQQQ
but that time is definitely not right now

>>22380976
The tsu is small so it's ビッ

>>22380979
That pic is pig disgusting

>>22380869
march only carshed because of the rona meme theres nothing going on that could justify another crash like that

Give me one good reason why TSLA doesn't behave exactly like 5x QQQ would?
And if TSLA does in fact behave like 5x QQQ why then, my fellow Qtards, do we not just all in on TSLA?

>>22380972
Because I don't have those

>>22381025
>>22380976
ここ/jp/だったか
気付かなかった

>>22381004
>the digging on the beach meme
lmao

>>22381004
>mtv
oh how the mighty have fallen

>>22380300
My cat is just sleeping on the couch all day long.
I wanna do that to..sleeping, having no worries whatsoever, being plushy.... I think I'm a transcat.

>>22381007

>>22381060
4chan is an anime website (´･ω･｀)

>>22381029
the economy has been shut down for the past 6 months
political parties are purposely keeping people out of work and denying aid in order to try to win an election that is 2 months away and one party which is in control of the entire fucking thing stands to benefit the most if the economy/market is as bad as possible

you tell me again that there's nothing going on that could cause another crash like that

>>22381031
Might as well go full crypto then.

>I don't buy company products so why doesn't the stock go down?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Its not going up fast enough

>>22381060
日本の株式のことにしゃべりたい

>>22381097

Who here bought OSTK at 65!

my PZZA puts got rekt this morning
fuck this clown market

>DXY under 93 again

wtf, crash canceled?

I should have averag3d down tsla. Or waited 2 days before buying the 5. Fuckkkkk, I could have 9

>fell for two memes in two weeks
Well at least I am still 70% cash until corona blows over.

>>22381191
>actually buying GME
Holy shit, why are there so many retards on this board

>>22381191
why is NET down so much?

>>22381202

Holy shit

>>22381226
>not buying gme

>>22381191
Hope you're glad you missed the next best dip this year

>>22381128
wwww
You mean Nintendo? Just Nintendo?

>>22381019
I didn't think it was, I'm just holding mostly cash now waiting for a clear trend to pick up (or for a big dip in something in my watchlist)

>>22381226
Pure peer pressure. I got burned shorting IRTC and didn't want to miss another pump on earnings release.

>>22380588
Well i fell once for it. I just want to win in that too. I mean it increases anyway because of the cult. But right now its fucked. I guess there are two things i learned, never sell when red and dont buy fucking TSLA meme garbage stocks

>>22381202
why dot jpg

>>22381235
Dont they host evil nazis like alex jones

How much capital do you set aside to defend your positions with DCA if need be?

>>22381120
It never does.

>>22381120
I’m a pussy and I’ve still done 1K. You must be in some boring stocks

>>22381226
I would agree with you but after all the doom and gloom talk I loaded up on puts yesterday and got undeniably JUSTED right out of the gate. Needless to say Im done "investing" forever. Bye guys.

>>22381276
they also host kiwifarms and a bunch of other sites the libs consider "evil" but they've now moved to a model of "deplatforming violence" or whatever so corporate libs are fine w/ them.

>>22381179
Euros will do nothing about eur/usd getting stronger, that explains the DXY fall

>>22381106
Hmm cant argue with that albeit Im more sketched out by the erratic behavior. The big names in twch don't even seem to at least atay stable for a few day, its a literal hard swing down or hard swing up which gives me the creeps. Looks volatile lile someone is swinging the price around on purpose for some unknown reason

IF we follow the same trajectory as march (i'm not saying we definitely will) then today is a crab day at best and will end at a maximum of ~11,250, and much lower than that if we reach the peak line earlier on in the day

my best guess is we peak at about 11:30 in the 11,375 range and go down from there

i'm not guaranteeing anything, but it would be foolish to ignore patterns when algorithms are so heavily used

>>22381226
anons who bought in last Monday during the spike are still healthy as fuck, and shorts are in a worse situation than ever since they only win if Gamestop goes bankrupt. It cannot get any lower than $5 when Gamestop is $300m net cash at the start of a massive console cycle.

they don't have to compete as a monopoly when they're valued as a $500m market cap company anyways

>>22379923
>First rule of being an investor: Just buy now
>Second Rule: Diversify with ETFs and a Couple Equities of companies you pay general attention to
>Third Rule: Get Comfy

>>22380869
Anyone else worried about repo market fuckery on Monday?

>>22381285
0. I use 3 different strategies and allocate a third of my cash to each. Holding out lowers gains

God damn it my dick is so fucking big

>>22379817
Death rate was .04% I thought of people who caught it. And keep in mind, that most people in the country DON'T catch it!

>>22381295
Elaborate on the JUST

>>22381316
>Crab
I'm up 2%

>>22381336
>repo memes
feels like January all over again

>>22381332
I need a good etf to hedge funds with. Give me some.

>>22381336
Not specifically repo but yes slightly

>>22381226
I had a $100 and damn dream bro, holy fuck let me live my dreams bro.

>>22379923
psldx it's a full portfolio.

Sounds about right.

>>22381295
People who don't have a legitimate strategy deserve this. See ya, moron

>>22381336
about as worried as i was about the yield curve inverting (hint: not worried)

I GOT FRIENDS IN LOWWWWWW PLACES

TSLA is gaining traction again

>>22381336
so this image is telling me to cash out and enjoy my USD appreciating in value?

>be hindencuck
>short nkla at 30
>next day spikes to 55
>”i know, ill fud it illegally, im losing so much its worth it!”
>make bullshit smear article
>pathetically disclaim at the very bottom youre short
>market opens
>stock still 25% above cost basis
>just committed federal felonies and slandered a company with billion dollar legal team
>still lives in his basement
>his mugshot will be some fat pimple riddled mutt

Im not usually this vindictive, but i love seeing a kike get slaughtered like this, hes going to f e d e r a l p r i s o n after getting bankrupted

>>22381394
>holy fuck let me live my dreams
Don't worry I don't have to stop you, you're doing fine yourself

>>22381107
Why? What's the correlation between QQQ and BTC?
I am saying that TSLA moves with QQQ and TSLA's highs and lows are lower which makes it behave like a leveraged ETF.
However, TSLA does not suffer the same inherit risks of decay nor expense that leveraged ETFs do.
So my thesis is therefore that TSLA is a 5x QQQ bull ETF without any of the leveraged ETF structural drawbacks.
I feel like this makes sense, but I am also retarded so if one of the actually smart anons could weigh in I would appreciate it.

So the volume being really low even though we're going up is a really good sign right? Buy more G*E buy more TSLA?

>>22381293
What do you have stocks in?

>>22381380
>January
newfag

>>22381412
I dont have a legitimate strategy and ive had a killer year i just never fuck with options. Buy when shits going up, stop loss when it starts to go down. Don't buy pennystock ezpz

Fuck me, why did I buy the GME hype, I'm not even going to sell, I'm going down on this sinking ship, fuck /SMG/.

>>22381367
had 5k in my robinhood account left after I got JUSTED by the Tesla and Apple puts I bought previously. Tech got pumped again. Looked at my watchlist and decided to go all in on PZZA (papa johns) and decided to buy 10 put contracts that basically used up my remaining 5k. Long story short I get the news bell and I wake up and see some BULLSHIT fucking news that literally has no effect on anything related to papa johns and I see this dying company is up a buck....I panic and instantly close my position.

>>22381293
See >>22381180

>>22381399
whats this pattern called

>>22380520
>>22380672

>>22381494
crab

>>22381494
The "ishiggyyadiggymahniggy"

>>22381481
hahahahhahahahahhahahhahahha

>>22381494
March of 1,000 crabs

Buy TSLA, already up almost 20 percent since bottom. Free moon mission ticket. Do the needful, buy TSLA.

>>22381444
TSLA is more heavily weighted in QQQ, so it's more like TSLA moves QQQ to some extent. Further, TSLA is so big in popularity right now that huge drops in it causes drops in other things tech-related and thereby QQQ-related. But this is the peak of the craze, it won't last forever

>>22381427
Article link?

>>22381494
its called normal for a high yielding asset

>>22381427
>Thinking Jews have to play by the rules
Lol

YOU
MOTHER
FUCKERS
TOLD
ME
WKHS
WOULD
MOON


ITS NOT FUCKING MOONING BIZ I BOUGHT IN WHEN THE MARKET OPENED TODAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22381481
>I panic and instantly close my position
Please never stop doing what you do it's retards like you that prop up this crazy market.

>>22381336
If this is true are we about get /2008'd/?
>2007 dump follow by quick recovery
>followed by massive dump in 2008/2009
>lehman brothers

>>22381564
forgot my image

>>22381427
>12 posts by this ID
imagine seething this much

>>22381564
did you buy 9/11 calls or something? get a load of this retard.
it's gonna moon, you gotta give it time. stop doing derivatives you degenerate fuck

>>22381519
FUCK.
OFF.

>>22381372
i'm sure you'll stay that way

>>22381538
Yeah well, they've been saying that for a very long time and it isn't the case.
Personally, my holdings are exclusive to FNGU, TQQQ, and TSLA so really I'm experiencing the same swings in volatility no matter what. It's so much overlap it really makes me wonder if I'm better not just being 100% in any one of them.

SPY is fucking crabbing... where are my BIG RED DILDOS at?

>>22381564
>buying a stock 12 weeks after /smg/ tells you to
>WHY IS IT NOT MOOOOONIIIIING
You're a fucking idiot mate

>>22381564
Its up for the day? Weak hands

>>22381594
Imagine still being underwater on your short even after breaking the law lmao

>>22381597
So you lost on papa John’s and not GME?

>>22381564
>Up 500 fucking percent in the last two months
>Hurrr why isn't it immediately printing me money
Go back to trying to flip memecoins dipshit

>>22381472
this, right here, is why we are where we are
virus was never anything more than an excuse
and it's being further leveraged for political purposes

>>22381631
we get it champ, fuck off already

>>22381564
Holy shit. It’s been mooning you dumb fuck. You’re just late to the party. Buy October 16 calls. You’re welcome. Now fuck off.

>tradingview pine finally has arrays

>>22381685
Short sellers SEETHING

>>22381638
I don't even want to talk about game stop. Never in my life have I seen over 100% short continue to get bogged down like this. With game stop I saw it coming, it was a hail mary but I saw it coming. With papa john's I didn't see it coming. It was supposed to gap down because it's OVER VALUED. Am I wrong? Is papa john's really worth 90+ bucks? The fuck world are we living in? CORONA IS OVER! No one is staying home gorging on shitty pizza...FUCK!

>>22381595
I bought 9/11 puts

>>22381726
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>22381726
>Is papa john's really worth 90+ bucks?
well people are paying that much for it so yes, it's worth that much

>22379743
>22379743
>22379743
Migrate

>>22381472
>>22381665
That was an exceptional thread and should be required reading

>>/biz/thread/S16006742

Also this one
>>/biz/thread/S19669109

>>22381802
>>22379743

>>22381802
Let me help
>>22379743
>>22379743
>>22379743

>>22381802

>>22381599
I "crab" between 1.4% and 2%. If I can "crab" like this every day I'll die happy.

https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromcavesupport/comments/ipqoye/good_sun_to_put_rocks_in_skygold/

Time to sell boyos.

>>22381528
>return to normal
this is what it looks like, fellas.

>>22379995
Any biotech

Uh oh VIX is up and stonks are going down.

They think it is the bottom, and it is recovering?

Doomp eet.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>22381472
>>22381665
>>22381811
But there aren't any fractional reserve quotas anymore. Reserve ratio is 0 now.

Does that mean it's a nothingburger?