/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for miko

>>22373064
>rember upside down
cunt

>>22373082
based

>>22373069
But that assumption only amounts to a mere $125,000 at best thrown in by the time I hit 40. Unknown amount of gains made from stocks and what strategies I may have done afterwards. Feels like I'm missing something or is it literally just buy and hold?

I love when everything including the VIX is green.

GMEbros......

>>22373094

REPOST:
>>22373015
I have generally found that by far the biggest warning sign of a ticker is how much bagholders or, worse yet, CEOs of the company whine about "nasty shorts/bears".
Shorting is taking what is generally the riskier position on anything not a penny stock given that inflation serves as a baseline to POOMP stock prices. Shorts are one of the few people who actually give a shit about companies being responsibly run any more.
I find analysts that are short on tickers and write about it and profit from it FAR less offensive than "bull" analysts that do the same thing with opaque garbage like W, TSLA, OSTK, etc. beyond all reason.
If the company is sound its just background noise that people will ignore. But the wirecards of the world fear shorts because so much of the house of cards depends on passive investing that won't dare to look behind the curtains.

I have 2600 free and I’m not sure what to put it in tomorrow. Everything’s pumped.

>>22373064
What are some good long term holds? Just the big 6?

Have you bought your dividend stocks today?

Why /biz/ why Fuddruckers
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/two-beloved-chains-childhood-going-133729447.html

>>22373125

reposting
find a flaw so that I don't kms by the end of the day

>>22373134
Also if I let my entire life savings ride on amazon and Apple am I good

>>22373167
what if things go sideways for all of those stocks

>>22373137
Nooooooo. But also no surprise. I haven't seen a location of there's in years. They had good hotdogs. I don't remember the burgs.

>>22373178
I'm letting mine ride on biogen options that expire this month. So you are safer than me.

>>22373125
What happened?

What is...the opportunity cost of not being exposed to Chainlink?

>>22373129
It's slime going either direction. That "I/we are long/short (ticker)..." disclaimer means zero credibility and guaranteed massaging of information to nudge interpretation of the article in their desired direction.

>>22373182
that's why I'm consulting the wisdom of esemgee

>>22373167
>70 Tesla
Cut down on your Tesla and go into ARKK or some ETF that has Tesla in it and is good so you don’t get fucked over by volatility

>>22373212
Nothing happened, put more money into GME and GME calls right now!

>>22373245
tesla is on an inverse etf
the rest are 3x etfs

>>22373137
mmm. fuddruckers

>>22373200
I meant actually buying the shares not calls lol I’m too new for that shit

>>22373257
Based.

>Trump bans Chinese students
Is this bullish?

>>22373234
wrong thread stinkie

>>22373137
DENN bro's does this foreshadow bad stuff for DENN and the rest of the restaurant industry?

>>22373236
Which again won't matter if the ticker is sound. And it isn't equal on both sides. Buying a bunch of X, then waiting for small movements upward in X, to then write fluff pieces about X is letting the market do the work for you than pumping it more so you can offload bags. It is the very basis of PnDs.

America is a technological power house

>>22373259
Oh so you’re shorting it alright but wait your broker allows you to create leveraged ETFs?

>>22373282
Probably not. Fuddruckers was already in deep trouble. I've never even heard of the other chain.

Home Depot bros how we feeling about tomorrow?

>>22373257
This but unironically

>>22373264
Buy biib shares.

>>22373274
Very based but you know this does not bode well for stocks or peace right (even though its in the us's best interest)? Wouldn't surprise me if a war breaks out (cause China will sooner or later get tired of it's clearly obvious slow methodical push for power and likely go in for a fast powerful strike on an attempt to become what the us is now on the global stage)

>>22373332
Black Friday is canceled bitches!

>>22373336
We will be a part of the greatest short squeeze ever.

>>22373324
3STS

>>22373274
stocks are up that means big beef burrito bull

>>22373274
despite it only being people with military ties, cold war is pretty bearish in this day and age

>>22373354
>Stocks
Businesses can move
>Peace
China could never win a war, lmao.
>Thinking China is anything but a pathetic slave state playing pretend as a first world country

What’s the best defense stock to invest in future wars? LMT? NOC?

>>22373419
>LMT, NOC
I like those two the best for that sector.

>>22373354
everyones too poor rn to have a war

Buy GME plus thread theme
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=s-csvBJ2wf0&feature=share

>>22373419
those are some good ones yeah
all the other ones are okay too

>>22373501
What are you talking about?
Central banks can just buy all the govt debt to fund any war.

I'm gonna swing SPY

Futures up, VIX about to go negative

Yuropoors have a ECB meeting during premarket today. Might strengthening the dollar.

>>22373556
But they missed? Down 10% after hours.

>>22373613
what happens if the europe economy collapses
or are they fine?
isn't it kind of hard for europe when they can't sell as many cars (germany) or when they have fewer tourists (the rest of europe) ??
what other economic activities are they doing...

What catalysts are left for GME at this point? Cohen working a miracle somehow? Console hype?

>>22373623
Shook out weak hands. The short squeeze is guaranteed in less than 3 months. You're either in or out anon.

>>22373673
I mean, I am selling covered calls. So I guess I am in for now.

>>22373673
Lots of volume today. Wonder how many shorts covered? I think it'll creep up between now and Q3 earnings. That hard bounce at 6.50 was satisfying. What's the highest anyone paid to get in, $8?

>>22373613
Hmmmm very interesting, if they pump the brakes a bit on qe yes could push dollar up a bit. If they need more dollars to pay back us debt also pushes dollar up.

We’ll see, either way I’m salty I didn’t sell my sqqq when it was up a bit...

Options expire next week.
Expecting wild swings, probably down.

>>22373064
Is GEO finally bottoming?
Whatever happened to that GEO anon?

>>22373623
He bought

>>22373717
I paid $8 to get in. Sold a covered call on Tuesday.

>>22373787
This bog-lite dude baffles me. If you're going to fuck up your body anyway why don't you go max /fit/ autism and take steroids? Why the stupid surgery that people will instantly recognize is fake?

>>22373787
Those tits could feed an infant.

>>22373793
Is there still money in doing this now?
What kind of premium do I get for writing a call on 100 shares at $8 or $9 a few weeks out?

>>22373365
I wish. You know how many of us would be rich if this happened? Just imagine
>Oct. 1 2020
>Amazon announces buy out of GME for $100 per share
>GME holders expect a massive upswing
>10 contracts at $15 strike are now worth a grandtotal of $85,000
>the stock is 100% shorted and blasts past the buyout price
>$120
>$140
>$160
>$180
>$200
Didnt read, not selling!
>...
>$1000
>GME Holder collectively sell in unison preventing hedgefunds and big firms from escaping unscathed at the stock collapses down to $1 as no one else wants to buy GME
>Bezos announces he no longer wants to buy the stock as ue just wanted to teach the hedge funds a lesson on shorting his company by doing it a massive short squeeze on GME
>hedge funds get left bagholding GME at $1 per share
>GME announces bankruptcy the next day
>GME retail investors walk away with anywhere from three years median salary
>100 shares [$700 purchase price] = $100,000
>to the ones who made nearly 3 decades salary
>10 contracts [$1500 total] = $985,000
>to the ones who went ridiculuos and have invited us to the (rented) yacht GME winners party
>100 contracts [$15000 total] = $9,850,000

>>22373849
Because even if you take steriods you still gotta work somewhat to build the muscle, this way he can just be lazy and still look like that. Still retarded though

>>22373876
I'm not equipped to give advice, but if you don't plan on selling then there is no downside to selling covered calls. It will offset some of the losses.

>>22373933
I'll look into it more, thanks. I have an excuse to learn now.

>>22373926
Plastic muscle looks like shit
Not a bazos himself does it

>>22373916
did you invest in BTC at $20k too?

I honestly think /smg/ would be more successful if they sold premium

>>22373958
Yeah, look it up. Basically, selling covered calls is like selling lottery tickets. People will buy your call to bet against you, but you really can't lose unless the stock plummets and you lose more than the premium you sold the call for. But, like I said, if you expect the stock to come back and you planned to hold anyway, there is no reason not to sell calls.

>>22373916
All four sides of your chin must be 90 degree angles. Just don't forget us when you get rich.

>>22373975
>>22373926
>>22373852
This is him today

>>22374075
Is that a real person? Looks like a blowup doll ngl

>>22374075
If this is factual I'll put my .22 to my head and pull the trigger.

>>22374108
the shoulders match and they are man hands. get the gun.

>>22374108
I googled and beat off to it, it's true https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8532451/Former-Human-Ken-Doll-Jessica-Alves-75-plastic-surgeries-amounting-million-dollars.html

ZM has a higher market cap than Lockheed Martin, Citigroup, Caterpillar, American Express, Target or Goldman Sachs. Try to convince me it isn’t a giant bubble

>>22374140
Well I have too much money too lose in the stock market to kill my self.

>>22374007
It was just a funny make believe story jeez anonhave a laugh

>>22374009
Explain, gimme a how to style example

>>22374055
Lol.

>>22374154
TSLA has 3x ZM's market cap. They are 0.3% of the auto industry and a rounding error in solar and batteries.
Uber has a higher marketcap than most of the airline industry. In 46 quarters, they have never generated a profit.

Good night smg

>>22374200
>muh cars
ok boomer

>>22374200
Tesla is bigger than Home Depot, JPMorgan, Verizon, Disney, Coca Cola and McDonald’s. Companies that employ tens of thousands of people and have decades of profitability.

why not buy super in the money 2 year leaps and play the waiting game? I wonder how profitable it is

>>22374222
AAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID YOU POST THAT
REEEEEE I SHOULDNT HAVE CLICKED!!!!

>>22374228
The point is that all these tech unicorns that do nothing but CONSOOM subsidies, easy loans, and tax breaks for years. Some are bordering on more than a decade, like Uber.
Ben Bernacke and JPOW might as well be listed as founding CEOs of all of them. They really made these companies possible.

>>22374261
>7billion naked kids are staring at everyone every night
ok

>>22374261
thanks for taking 1 for the team now I can go to bed

>>22374283
>The world changes over time
Welcome to the new stock market buddy.

>>22374301
And what? All just to deliver and expensive ass ad to people. Shareholder just hoping they can monitive better. Lmao good luck twitter and instagrams niggers

>>22374283
Probably why uber is still around. Had a put maybe a few puts on them like a few months ago. Learned my lesson to not buy puts on meme companies (doesnt meam ill buy shares or calls)

>>22374341
The vanguard of basically pumping money into zombie pits is Japan. They have been doing it the longest and the hardest of anywhere in the world. And they are on decade 3 of being the most stagnant economy on the planet.

GME will be fine. I was expecting an even bigger fall post-ER, but i'm still buying more shares.
Mid-november will be the sell-off time, when business is in full swing

>a few hours of touching the right areas at the right time on my piece of metal could make the little digital numbers go enough for me to quit my job and live out the rest of my days in paradise

>>22374389
Pretty weird aint it.

Should I buy GMe at opening?

>>22374370
>US is Japan
Lmao. Tesla, Apple, Amazon are not zombie companies, they are LITERALLY the future. Shit like Ford and GE are zombie companies. People in US are greed fuckers, they will rip apart companies for pennies and cannot survive indefinitely. Japan is stagnant because they prefer stability, they don't care about making money as much as keeping money.

>>22374389
>i could literally be a millionaire by next Friday if I tapped the right 1-5 letter combination on my 6x2inch handheld dopamine feeding device

>>22374075
righto

Will stonks today go up again too?

>>22374389
wild right? My trading history is unsettling in this way. If I look back at all trades over the course of five years, I find the outcome was largely determined by about four really good trades (and two really bad ones). All the rest of it didn't matter and was just shuffling stuff around for no benefit.

>>22374445
>Tesla, Apple, Amazon are not zombie companies, they are LITERALLY the future
I do not lump all tech in this. I am talking about the easy credit CONSOOMERS like TSLA, UBER, LYFT, OSTK, PINS, WORK, ZG, SPOT, etc. All of them children of the summer of Bernanke. They have had years, some even more than a decade, to do anything except burn money. And that is just the publicly listed ones. That is different from the dotcom survivors which served as the great purge of 2001 like AMZN, MSFT, AAPL, etc.
>Shit like Ford and GE are zombie companies
This is not a tech vs. non-tech argument here.
>People in US are greed fuckers, they will rip apart companies for pennies and cannot survive indefinitely
They were. They aren't now. We POOMP the dying companies with huge amounts of direct or indirect money from the government. "Capitalism without the threat of bankruptcy is Catholicism without the threat of hell"
>Japan is stagnant because they prefer stability, they don't care about making money as much as keeping money.
See pic related

my portfolio is only 800 dollars

>>22373136
Hello fellow Divie bro. Have you looked into IRM lately? Might be interesting.

Thoughts on VFF?

>>22374594
gotta start somewhere

>>22374500
>the outcome was largely determined by about four really good trades (and two really bad ones). All the rest of it didn't matter and was just shuffling stuff around for no benefit
I know that feel.
1 extremely great trade and a few bad ones. Have been mostly flat since.

>>22374566
I can’t wait for the next great purge. Zoom, uber, Shopify, Zillow, square, all fucked in the next market crash.

>>22374667
2001 didn't have corporate welfare like 2009-2020 did. The problem with zombies is the more you try to keep them alive, the more that form. The more that form the more employment is roped into them.
No country that has attempted QE has ever escaped the cycle (yet) of having to keep doing more and more drastic QE. And it gets worse the longer it goes but the more politically suicidal it is to pop it. 13% of ALL companies in the US are zombies (4+ quarters where revenue is not enough to make payments on interest of debt obligations). And that was back in January of this year. Imagine if those vanished overnight.

Is the rug pull today?

>>22374389
>paradise
Hate to be the one that tells you, but it doesn’t exist my friend. Not anymore, at least

>>22374712
Banks and bondholders (pension funds etc.) would eat shit, because they'd be forced to accept that their trades has mispriced risk. But the companies themselves would be sold off in bankruptcies to better companies that would trim the fat and optimise them, making us all better off in the long run.
But I agree that it's not going to change anytime soon.

>>22374768
Tomorrow

>>22374622
Not him but in stressed out like fuck. I think going all in on blue chip stocks is the only way I’ll get anywhere but if i fuck up my savings I’m fucked

>>22374622
all unemployment benefits and all in on NVDA

Why did Walmart dumped just before the market's closing?

futures red

>>22374874
good

WTF WAS THAT

>be worthless neet for years
>parents filled with great shame when family and friends ask what their son does for a living
>gave me $1200 and told me to fuck around and buy some stocks
>says if I actually learn how to trade and make money off of the stock market they'll throw even more money at me to invest
>all so they can say their son is a day trader which sounds super fancy instead of a worthless neet who faps to trap doujins all day

Another night where the Euros absolutely rape the futures

Can yuros stop crashing us

>>22373064
Any ausfags want to recommend me a decent broker for buying US stocks? I'm looking at IG at the moment, mainly interested in small cap stuff.

Europoor here. Will Biden be better for Chinese stockholders?

>>22374975
Good for you. I had a friend whose brother did that with his family's money when he was out of a job for a year. If they trust you with any money at all you must not be a total incompetent.

>>22374975
At least they're trying to give you something that you can use to make yourself some money, why not take the chance instead of being a bitter fuck about it and complaining here on our Vietnamese massage forum.

>>22374975
I would never trade with a family member’s money. Sounds like they’re just setting you up to fail so they finally have an excuse to excommunicate you from the family

>>22374839
Absolute chad, imagine getting big gov to literally pay you to start making yourself rich

>>22375029
Since I know I'll get zero replies without an image, pay your respects to the bog and tell me if IG is good.

>>22375117
IG is good.

I keep losing money to royal dutch sh*ll.
What should I do?

>>22375117
All I know is IG has cfds that trade indexes over the weekend. It seems kind of scammy to offer those.

h-hey I was only partly wrong

>>22375191
Sell it or stop looking at it for a few years.

>>22375117
domp eet

Is it time to dump cuntflare? Tired of looking at that big red fuck you every time I look at my folio

>>22375246
But will it recover? I bought it from the corona dip thinking that hey, the company is 100 years old it won't go under for this. And also I think that oil is not going anywhere soon, despite this current renewables hype. But half a year later it is still only going down steadily, and I'm thinking should I put the money into some hot tech shit instead.

Wow thin volume on futures this morning. Only Tesla and Apple with heavy volume (both mild red). Everything else very thin trickle.

>>22375277
>futures
premarket

>>22374712
>13% of ALL companies in the US are zombies (4+ quarters where revenue is not enough to make payments on interest of debt obligations
So it’s just a made up term for being in the red for a full year?

>>22374975
Based. Use this as an excuse to learn trading. Before you go out of your way to gamble that money away, learn thr basics. Check some course on youtube and apply yourself. If you do this yoy ll have a skill you can count on.

>futures red
Let the bodies hit the floor

SLV.
Buy or wait?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22375320
Soon

Imagine not shorting /nq on that quad top

>>22375306
No. A company in the red for a year is still fine if they have cash reserves to dig into. A zombie literally needs new loans to pay off interest on the old loans.
A person with no income and no savings that still owes money on a house, car loan, etc. will default and be bankrupt. A zombie company keeps getting new loans while previous unpaid debt obligations add cumulatively, digging them even deeper into the pit.

>>22375274
You should cut your losses now. You wouldn't want to wait till is down 90% before regretting not selling earlier.

>>22375397
>A zombie literally needs new loans to pay off interest on the old loans.
>13% of US companies are like this
I feel like this should make me angry but I'm too used to the clown world at this point for it to

Why the fuck has the DAX been such complete weak shit this year? I thought Germany was an economic powerhouse of Europe. Is that just an American thing to worship German manufacturing? You'd think majority of these companies would be raking in profits.. I thought Covid didn't hurt them nearly as bad as other places too

>>22375484
we value the workers more than mr. shekelbergstein's 3rd yacht :)

>>22375274
The second any boomer bought oil they basically locked that money from doing anything until October-December or Summer of next year. Oil memers ignored literally everyone that told them this. So are you going to go through waiting for 6 pointless months to now sell when it realistically had any chance of improving in the first place?

>>22375477
It should piss people off. Because the average person has nowhere close to accessing this kind of easy credit. Because it is both (a) stupid and (b) dangerous for the creditor.

ALRIGHT LETS GIVE THEM A RYTHMMMMMMMMMMM

>>22375484
Germans don't invest in stocks and are always fearful. Not good for stock market, but good for manufacturing.

>>22375512
I’ll get in oil eventually, I just need to time the exact SECOND the recovery starts.

>>22375243
How does it work for Bongland? This is leveraged x3, I get that. But how does it go up and down if the real share goes online in a few hours. How are they updating the prices during the London Market if the American Market isn't up yet?

>>22375555
>stomp stomp CLAP
>stomp stomp CLAP

>>22375272
Cloudflare is solid for the 3+ year investment. Just hold it.

>>22375484
It's Merkel's fault.

>>22375555
fuck retail, sympathies to any of the poor sods who still slave away to make ends meet.
also chequed

will TSLA pump today

>>22374500
I did a similar thing. Two great trades with +100% return... and then bleeding that return dry over the months that followed.

>>22375698
Yes, it's gonna pump your asshole wide open

>>22375484
Germany is an economic powerhouse because it doesn't tie up money into speculation on the economy but invests it directly instead.
Long german economy, short its market.
Long US markets, short its economy.

>>22375698
no

Fuck bro's I can't handle another red day. Already lost 20% in the last 10 days from holding financials and energy

>>22375571
AH/PM

>DXY going down
>futures going down
This is gonna be nasty

>>22375501
Uhh newsflash, Germany has a plethora of shekelbergsteins.
>>22375557
I figured both things could be true. Most of what I'm seeing is they're having a hard time with production right now, but these last 2 months look to have hopefully stopped the downtrend so here's hoping they bounce back.

>>22375738
lmao buy the dip :)

so the opposite biz say it will pump

>>22375738
Why didn't you pull out today when everything was green?

>>22375738

You did it to yourself we’re a ways away from those going up

>>22375770
Because despite everything being green I was still 2.5% down. Financials and energy were either down, or flat.

Bogdanoff, dump it already!

>>22375274
I sold my XOM bags for a 20% loss to get into tech. I don’t regret it. I’ll go back into oil once a recovery happens but I want that cash free to make other plays right now.

>>22375839
More like take a dump in your mouth lmao

Advice: buy these stocks and hold them forever. Leave /smg/ forever.

Will kids be trick or treating this year?

>>22375883
boring

>>22374154

A bank in Sweden called Tesla, Zoom and Netflix bubbly in a telegram this morning. I agree 100%.

>>22375902
Half their constumes will already have masks incorporated into them so why not

>>22375883
Boomer stocks don't help when you don't have any fucking money to begin with

Let's just say my life is a movie right now and I'm about to inherit $500,000 as a someone who only has $15,000 in savings themselves.

I'm at a loss. What would you idiots do with it?

Not asking for stock picks, more like, how would you personally utilize that capital? How much would you put towards your portfolio? All of it or a fraction? Would you buy a house?

I'm almost leaning to investing it all and just living how I have been for a few years while it grows.

This is dumb.

>>22375902
The trick will be coronavirus

>>22375484
>Is that just an American thing to worship German manufacturing?
Literal meme

>>22375957
Id go for a house if im sure im not moving any time soon. Otherwise 80% stonk, 20% liquid.

>>22375957
I'd invest it all except what the taxman will collect.

>>22375957
buy a home

>>22375484

DAX has a lot of cyclical shit in it. When economy recovers it will pump like mad.
I have a big post in european indexes, It's underperfoming everything else I hold but it doesn't boter me. I expect it to make an absolute killing next year when
-economy is growing at a good rate again
-EU stimulus package kicks in.

Be patient eurobro, we will make money.

>>22375501
Nein tun wir nicht
Die löhne sind lächerlich

>>22375957

2 Ferrari’s. 1 red 1 black. Best possible investment

>>22376017
Ja ja schnitzel sauerkraut oktoberfest

>>22375957
Mortgage a property in a nice area, do it up as much as you can at minimum cost and then rent it to working 30+ y.o tenants without pets and kids.
They'll pay the mortgage for you plus some, flip it when the value goes up as the years go by and sell it. Infinite cash provided a meteorite doesn't land on it.

another green day before friday sell off. what do you think monday will be?

>>22375883
why even bother buying boomer shit like this instead of throwing all your money into SPY

>>22374140
>she

>>22373124
>the VIX is green
what does this mean? if vix up then volatility is up

>>22376053
Imagine getting 10 000 tons of rare metals as a gift from the heavens. And it will end the tenants contract for you.

>>22376085

>>22376058
brrrrrrrrrr

>>22375957
I would buy a decent house (~$100-150k), keep some of it in my savings for rainy days (~$30-50k), then gamble with the rest until I have enough to retire from wagecucking for good. Alternatively you could fly to Thailand and spend it all on ladyboys, it's up to you.

>>22375957
I'd go on an anonymous forum and ask for free advice.
Then I'd sit on the cash for a year because nobody knows what's ahead and we're peak everything bubble.

What is going on in futures, they dumped a while ago and now they're getting pumped. I don't think they usually move this fast and erratically, do they?

>>22376170
London session started at 4

>>22375957
I'd go $400,000 worth of spy, $50,000 on options fuckery and the other $50,000 emergecy fund

Crash has to happen within the next few months r-right?

>>22376170
today will be another 5 to 10% pump

>>22375957
Real estate. Worst case scenario you still have the real estate.

Daily reminder

Anyone putting cash into unity once they're done with their IPO shit? Seeing their current numbers and the trend on a year-to-year basis, I'm feeling like shelling out around 10 to 20 grand once available.

I only buy after taking a shit, that way I always buy every dump

>>22375957
500k is enough to invest and make good money off of dividend stocks, you can work a shitty mcdonalds job part time for some extra cash but you won't HAVE to work.

>>22375957
>$150k house
>$200k spy
>$100k blue chip growth stocks
>$50k for gambling on retard stocks

>>22375957
Almost certainly buy a smaller house, pay off any debt, and invest the rest into blue chip stonks that pay dividends. For some perspective, with 300k in AT&T, assuming everything stays more or less the same and you didnt diversify like you should have, that'll bring home about 21k/year. That's just a tiny bit shy of what youd need to live comfortably.

>>22376339
If he’s under 30 I’d go for blue chip divvie stocks and just DRIP for like 10 years and then start living off the divvies

God im so fucking glad I didn't listen to you faggots about tesla
If i had listened i might have actually thrown money at a dead company like gamestop

>>22376246
Thank God I'm all in on Amazon.

>>22376384
Gamestop will become a used game company when the next generation of consoles makes them obsolete.

Dubs I call out of work... trips I quit my job

>>22376505
let me fix this for you

>>22376246
Its not fair that Dominoes and Chipotle get to go up while my amazing restaurant, Nathans famous hotdogs, which sells perfectly delicious hotdogs, does get to go up

>>22376505
sorry fren

>>22376442
their only saving hope is to become an american e-sports company and host tournaments and what not.

>>22376377
Yeah, but I'd still pay down the debt first. Basically, until that 10 years are up, pretend like you dont have it.

>amazon buys GME and makes their entire game category powered by gamestop and their facilities

>GME announces theyre buying tiktok and becomes the biggest social media platform

>GME $3000 EOY

>>22375957
Thanks to everyone replying to this, the opinions are a big help and giving me a lot more to think about than I was previously, so yeah a big thank you. This was COMPLETELY unexpected money I had NO IDEA I would ever get so I'm very unprepared. I'm literally 26 and retarded.

Redpill me on DPHC

>>22376614
Good for you. Make sure you think hard about it.
House is always a good idea, because even if house prices tank you'll always have a roof over your head.
60% SPY 40% BND would be a basic portfolio with what's left to tailor to your specific risk appetite.

>>22376614
Definitely get a house first. Then use the excess money to invest somewhere else.

>>22376614
Wait
Where are you?
A house may be a retarded thing to buy right now

>>22376791
If you get a house you have a house.
After that, you just trade houses for more or less expensive houses, so the house prices on aggregate doesn't matter that much

>>22376791
A house is bricks and mortar. The value will likely tank, we're in uncertain times.
But you will have a house.

>>22376791
A major city in Canada

>>22376629
Eh, nah. Enjoy your stay new friend.

>>22376839
The housing market is going to crash soon. Might not want to buy a house right now.

>>22376859
Faggot

>>22376839
Renting is better since you aren't as locked into current mortgage rates and can just move in response to rent/property value changes. Especially if there is a period of uncertainty right around the corner with all these rent forbearance agreements.

Ok /smg/ how do i into options?
i've been investing/trading for almost a year now and keep running into situations where i can't really profit with boomer investing e.g. eternal crab market.
Are there any good overviews/tutorials on options as well as when and how to use them?

Rolling for the last bull market on Earth

>>22373064
I love fagit jr.
He's so based.

>>22376861
'Soon'. I know what you're talking about but honestly it could be years. There might even be a housing price spike before it happens. Housing prices being relatively stable right now means it's not just about to happen but you got a few years maybe.

>>22376877
just look up options trading for beginners on youtube and pick the most popular one

>>22376876
Mortgage? We're talking about someone who can buy a house with cash. Buying with cash is an opportunity to pay a lot less.

>>22376614
Hey, I'm 26 and retarded as well

>>22375957
>Invest 350k in stocks
>Buy a 100k house in SEA or Central America
>Keep the rest for rainy days
>Live like a king on the cheap and within your means

>>22376909
Also an option. Going somewhere cheap and living like a king.
Only thing to consider is really political stability. Have an exit plan, since if there's any kind of revolution your neck is on the line.

>>22376819
>>22376839
He'd be buying at ATH when values are pretty much guaranteed to tank due to defaults everywhere
Not everybody wants to move all their shit every couple years

>>22376933
>since if there's any kind of revolution your neck is on the line.

youre in a idiot because america is the number one highest risk location for this

>>22376905
I hope you also have an estranged grandfather with a weird will

>>22375484
Invest in the TecDax if you want Euro exposure
It's a bootleg German QQQ

>>22376896
Homes are more powerful with debt leveraging. It is by far the most common mechanism for the average person to generate actual wealth. Provided the mortgage isn't chosen poorly.

>>22376936
If he can just buy it with cash it doesn't matter, he will still have a house

>>22376933
Your exit plan is your western passport. Your fixed investment there is limited to the house. When shit is brewing you leave and come back when it calms down.

That said countries like Costa Rica are stable and these things are hypothetical. You also should have an exit plan for your own country

why are euro stonks struggling today? waiting for Lagarde to promise more stimulus?

>>22376873
Big talk from some limp dick loser who can't even DYOR and needs his best internet buds to "redpill" him on every decision he makes. I don't envy retards like you. Any ways it's a good pick, fucking Google it you rube.

>>22375957
>>22376614
Anon I have some news for you..

>>22376950
Crazy how things have gotten so bad I read this post and didn't think anything was wrong with it

>>22377004
Laughed

>>22376986
Im going away from the cartels and into the mafia and drugs.

My exit plan and cheap life hack is Serbia and Croatia. Cheap to live, calm (lol) and mostly white

>>22376974
>doesn't matter
He could have the same house plus an extra $50-$100k if he buys at the right time
Please don't be stupid

>>22377049
This anon gets it us housing is crazy overvalued desu.

Look up case shiller index.

>>22376209
I hope so, friend

>>22377049
property values have been dropping in various places already, but obviously it'll just depend on his lifestyle or whether he even wants a house
also, you never actually know when the "right time" is, no one can see the future

>>22377003
Thanks for the advice faggot

>>22377046
Try Albania if you like. Warm and cheap.
Also Bulgaria and Romania for a flat tax of 10/15%

>>22377131
But you can see that right now is a bad time

GMEEEEE IM AAAABOUUUUT TOOOOOOO.......COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>22377131
>also, you never actually know when the "right time" is, no one can see the future
You don't need to see the future to see uncertainty related to both rent/mortgage forbearance agreements and uncertain payroll data right now.
If you tap into a mortgage, which anyone looking to own a home should even with the cash on hand, banks have tightened not loosened lending requirements for homes. And if there is a deflationary cycle the home could literally cost 10-15% less in a matter of months.

>>22377131
Right but you can see a trend and use that to your advantage.

Shiller index is way over median and trending down

20% of houses in forbearance

Wonder where prices are going *flushing sound*

>>22377177
why are you cooming its still down to 6.20$

We're hitting breakers today, I can feel it.

>>22377155
not really, thats what people were saying about stocks back in april, ultimately no one fucking knows.

When is the damn SHLL merger?

>>22377177
lmao your meme stock is down 13% pre market

>>22377204
Are you joking?
>>22377188

>>22377204
>ultimately no one fucking knows.
truth. when you accept this and plan for all possible scenarios, you'll have the best chance at making it

>>22377226
priced in

>>22373064
I like the rember more when she's white.

im living under a fucking rock...what is everyone on about GME recently?
its going down but everyone expects them to blow their earnings and thus a price up to 20$, right so far?

so why who here is longing this shit? like srsly, who?

heem is being jealous of us again

>>22377321
I think some expected some good news which would trigger a short squeeze.
But it's GameStop so they just dumped instead. No idea how anyone believed that this company has any future lmao

>>22376614
honestly wouldn't do anything with the money since some nog is just gonna out right kill you in your new house (me) for whatever shekels you have left over

>>22377321
me because im mentally ill and have nothing else to live for

just put your money in

maybe a game console will give us a few blips before we phase out into eternity

>>22377177
>he's still here
fuck man if you were a neighbor I'd bitch about you to HoA

>>22375038
Most likely, probably will be worse for US stocks as well

>>22377321
There's a short squeeze meme. New consoles or other memes would be expected to push the price up, and then the massive number of shorts on it would drive the price up.
The reality is more that the price will just slowly go down

>>22374813
never put in more than you are willing to lose.

I wish kpop was a bannable offense like gore or furry outside of /b/

>>22377214
Never, Healy is gonna exit scam and prices are gonna drop back to 10

>>22377391
why do you hate free speech

are you a commy?

Will oil ever recover?

This general is such a piece of shit and everybody in it sucks

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>22377455
Why do I check the market every time I see this

euros strike again
every
fucking
time

XOM dividend under question at 9%
>announcing new oil discoveries
>stock price cratered
Looks like a hostile takeover candidate.
>Be another major energy company
Why spend billions to explore for new gas and oil resources when you can buy them for 10 cents on the dollar in the form of XOM stock? Something is very far out of equilibrium here boys. What is the options play to make?

Gamestop $6.50

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Imagine not putting your life savings on ASX:BRN.

>>22377519
5

>>22377430
4chan is a mainstream site full of mainstream normalfags. What do you expect? It will always be low quality memes that rarely touch the surface of the stock market.

>>22377519
Back to 7.50 by the end of friday, you know it's true

>>22377358
dead eyes

>>22377541
why the hell would it go up

>>22375957
I'd start a business building and renting out tiny houses. Zoomers love that shit.

>>22377519
Wasn't there some guy like a week ago who said he was going to put $10k on $6 GME puts?

Homeboy hit a fuckin goldmine

>>22377586
>Homeboy hit a fuckin goldmine

no he made nothing by the market open itll be close to 7$ and the downward spiral happened after hours yesterday he hasnt had a chance to sell an option

if he sells at open he might make a little bit

50 6.5 gme puts boys

>>22377597
>by the market open itll be close to 7$
this is why i was and am relentless with you GME assholes
still trying to shill your absolutely worthless bags

>>22377639
gamestop is a woovement

its a new uprising

not a blockbuster ;P

theyre gonna meme it dude u cant have zero game companies its impossible

>>22377597
and? the price isn't going to go up so he'll still make money regardless

>That 30 year old VOOmer with $60k invested in total stock market ETFs

>>22377656
You have:
>best buy
>walmart
>Amazon
These 3 alone are better options and are enough to kill gamestop. They basically already have. Your reasoning might have some logic to it of gamestop manufactured the shit themselves but they don't.
You are a retard

>>22377662
no dude ur not gonna make much off a .50c or 1$ change in calls or puts

this is the best youll get that was the earnings dip

now its all uphill cuz gamestop isnt gonna go bankrupt in a new console season

its gonna atleast go up some this q4 season at the worst case scenario

got a 12k lump sum of trump bux. been a neet for 5 years now. what should i do with it?

B-b-buy GME guys

>>22377688
See, your mistake is thinking that fundamentals matter in a clown market.

>>22377666
yes

>>22377688
so what everyone thrives in q4 season see >>22377690

>>22377692
i got that too man be careful

i fucked myself

on stocks

u gotta be careful with that

>>22377714
Extremely based

>>22377716
so 10 mins of research is showing me is that I JUST missed the opportunity to 20x my money by filing so late? and now the market is correcting itself? fuck. What's everyone 'bullish' on here?

Going to be reveling in the GameStop

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>>22377567
It's already recovering from early AH

>>22377518
Also interested.