/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22356175
kek

GMEbros...

sooo...line go down, but now line go up?

Repost since nobody cared

What is a comprehensive EV list? And which has the most potential? I still think its wkhs after checking all these. And you also get dphc somehow?

Make America Rich Again

>imagine not being gamma long and delta neutral with a simple straddle

>>22356211
and the line always goes to the right!

>>22356189
im talking to you SNSSAnon

Now that TSLA decoupled from the rest of the market let the golden bullrun continue.

>>22356183
she has nice hair in that shot
where in east asia to find the girls with the most hair volume ?? I want LOTS of soft long black hair to touch
my mexican practice gf has very thin hair, she has like 1/3 of the amount of hair that I have

So uvxy 25 calls for 9/11?

>>22356223
based

>>22356208
NEVER
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GONNA
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HAPPEN
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Imagine being a bear in the year of our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty. After the quickest recovery in recorded history. Under a president that is dead set on making the markets pump for all eternity. Under a fed dedicated to keeping things afloat.
Just fucking imagine.

Buy sqqq at 3:59pm?
How's tomorrow looking /b/?

GME is the new Tanker meme

>>22356217
missing NETE

>>22356147
Speaking of SNSS, SNSSanon is down ~70% and he could have sold for a ~100% profit earlier this year but refused to do it because "it's gonna x5 in value by Q2 2020"

NAIL bros where we at?

>Being a bear in a market the globalhomo has rigged to always go up

literally any time the volume spikes we dump. and yet we are not dumping. this cannot continue like this can it?

If anyone is interested as to why I would even bother picking up crackheads, it's quite simple. I'm looking for the best deals. Whether I'm looking at my stock screener or driving around looking for dope fiends. I'm looking for what looks good and is a BARGAIN. For example last week I made around 3k that entire week. Some of you may laugh at me but I believe 3k a week is a good week for someone like me. My rent is about 800 a month and let's just say I live quite comfortably. Long story short I was particularly horny that day and after I closed my trades off for that day I decided to go for a drive and noticed this beautiful red head that was obviously strung out on what was quite possibly heroine but who could really tell. I get closer to her and I notice she looks zombified so I'm kind of hesitant to pick her up but I was thinking with my cock instead of my brain so I decided to bite the bullet and go for it. Long story short I received a blowjob without condom for 20 bucks. It was great, I even contemplated fucking her for an extra 20 but she had a sour odor to her which was kind of off putting.

>>22356226
Explain it for the smooth brain.

Should i buy more horse? Its by far my best stock, but ive always been afraid they just don't get the contract and die.

Threadly reminder that GME is going to zero this time next year.

>>22356175
I just sold everything after making 5%
I want this to be a dead cat bounce. Tomorrow let's see it crash again
I want fear on that CNN gauge

>>22356318
>Don't care about which direction the underlying moved
>As long as it moves and the move is bigger than the premium paid you will make money

>>22356312
I wish i knew how to do this. I'd probably end up picking a cop.

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM

GME IM COOOOOOOOMINGGGGG

>>22356175
the more I trade with theory the more I LOSE

>>22356312
Is this pasta old?

Gaps to fill below

>>22356360
Assuming I can't do this on robinkike?

>>22356364
its easy but afterwards you will learn alot about STD's

>>22356312

>>22356175
Hello /biz/, what stocks do I buy?

what do I buy to be less poor

>>22356392
Work Horse. Giddy up.

>>22356235
I was lying i have no idea what goes on there. But personally i think they try to make it look good regardless of the 0% requirement. Maybe idk to be honest as i doubt the fed wants them to be 100% all in on stocks. They wouldn't survive a bank run on day 1.

>>22356364
Trust me anon, you can tell very easily who is an LEO (law enforcement officer) and a drug addled whore. This particular girl looked STRUNG the fuck out and was also brandishing a weapon. She had a flip knife in her pocket that was quite visible. Now was I worried about the flip knife? Sure, but considering she was nodding in and out when I picked her up I quickly assessed that she would be very little danger to me even with a knife.

>>22356394
a tie to wear to an interview

>>22356394
SHLL

Why is everything up? That wasn't a complete correction.

>>22356394
Spy

Threadly reminder dividends are for delusional retards, they don't even beat a pension fund like SPY.

>>22356417

>>22356423
I have a job you nigger, I'm making 6 figures.
I just like watching green number.

>>22356312

That’s a man

>>22356417
Good job paying it forward anon. These young guys need to learn the right way to pick up crack whores. Thank you for your service

>>22356436
That was all Son-san could muster

>>22356417
How much was this one?

>>22356457
of course you do
of course you are

>>22356475
20 bucks for make blowjob without protection

Lol it says 35 GMEstop stores won’t reopen cause the got jogged. I set a limit I hope I can get in for 4 bucks. Then I can start GME coin posting too

>>22356417
I guess. But I also didn't grow up in the area I now live, and haven't been here very long. So I don't know where these people wander.

>>22356516
>got jogged
dying

>/smg/ solicits crackwhores
ngmi

>mike lindell commercials on fox business

>>22356507
So you just drive around trailer parks asking who wants to suck your dick for $20?

>>22356516
how did they jog 35 stores so quickly lmao

>>22356382
Why not?
Just buy a call and put with the same strike price (preferably ATM)

>>22356536
How much would a girl like this charge, I wonder

>>22356369
>trading on theories
lmao what meme is this? all financial (((knowledge))) is completely useless garbage

>>22356233
You have to go to south asia for the best hair.

>>22356549

>>22356560
joggers gonna jog

it's not looking good bros. QQQ fighting the tank

>>22356581
Most expensive 10/10 whores in europe are 200 an hour

it is not too late, you can still be saved

>>22356581
$400

>Schedule 13D filers are required to file amendments to report any change (increase or decrease) in beneficial ownership of 1% or more.
so when will we know if Ryan Cohen has bought more shares?
Within hitting 10.6% of ownership, he'd have to file within what time period?
I'm trying to figure out the requirements for this but man is it dry as fuck.

SQQQ IS RECOVERING

>>22356602
Why are whores so cheap

>>22356549
There are certain hot spots I go to, usually along busy highways and intersections. Trailer parks are usually sectioned or blocked off which makes it difficult to enter but I have seen crackwhores stumbling out of trailer parks but they rarely stick around these places. I mostly pick up these broads at gas stations or truck fueling stations. Truck drivers get prime crackhead pussy, crazy right? I was shocked too lol.

As for what I say to solicit SEX, I don't outwardly ask them for it. I stop them and say hello and ask them if they're working and how much...that's it. No need to attract unwanted attention by being weird lol.

BOBO ARE YOU OK?

>>22356602
>>22356613
Damn I’d pay like 2k for that

oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bulls!

>>22356312
>Bargain

>>22356638
Because pussy is a highly inflated market

Why have a GF or a wife if you can just fly to amsterdam and fuck some clean young girl to your pleasure then go get drunk and have fun without a naggy bitch holding you down

>>22356594
like the islands? india? where?

>>22356662
And because “just get an onlyfans” doesnt work for 99.9% of girls.

>>22356516
Does this make it easy to break leases?
Pivot to ecommerce now cheaper if so.

Vaccine this

Damnit, I was hoping we would dump into thursday so I could buy the dip.

anyone else lose money from Spotify $spot?

I dont feel so good anymore. Line go down

>>22356707
Wait till AH.

>>22356351
>I want this to be a dead cat bounce.
i think it is.
i hope it isn't.

BUY AI STOCKS

msft
nvda
goog

>>22356693
>COVID turns out to be nothing more than a glorified common cold.
>With the recent vaccine testing results, looks like more people will die from that than the actual illness.
Clown world.

>>22356226
>imagine trading on margin

nvda

>>22356175
Locked in some great profits from V. Now I just need it to go down so I can buy back in. I get extreme anxiety when V doesn’t make up atleast 30% of my portfolio

>>22356732
As I said in the last thread:
Aren't all tech stocks AI stocks in some way? Except maybe Apple

>>22356732
already 25% GOOG

>>22356762
yes but those are good ones

>>22356217
HCAC merger with Canoo

Everything is falling apart around me anons. Oh nonononono it’s starting it leg down for real now, isn’t it?

I'm going to play Yakuza Kiwami

>AMC
It's going back to 4 isn't it

Anyone do any positions for GME? thinking about selling some 9/11 6.5 puts

>>22356771
nice I picked up 50 shares today on the +0.7% open under performance vs 1547

>>22356536
>>22356602
>>22356638
>>22356662
Why pay hundreds when you can just buy a $50 sushi dinner for a tinder date that you can secks afterward. Makes no sense.

>>22356788
Im gonna go to mcdonalds and then play deus ex mankind divided. Its not as bad as i thought it would be

>>22356536
im 75% sure thats an ice cream shop in palo alto

>>22356785
there in chart is 30% votality
this dip was 10% max

>>22356693
>Be white
>Go outside
>Get Vitamin D from sun
>Don’t get sick from Chink Cold

>>22356312
I’ll join your discord if you teach me your ways

Going to the gym...

>>22356820
>giving a unclean whore 50$
>risk the “he raped me” lottery
>american “women”

Vs
>clean regulated young drug free girl in private room with no worries
>usually slavic or germanic girls

>>22356785
>32
>18
>20
Was the great depression a meme? I can handle -30%, I'm not 90 years old.
People leveraged their houses for stonks and half our farmland went to shit. That's why it was such a big deal.

>cnbc lets a guy go 2 minutes unable to speak

A reminder for GME bros. Nobody knows what will happen after earnings, but the stock is going to move based on guidance, not EPS.

this fucker from BOFA with the worst internet in the world

>>22356823
I enjoyed Human Revolution would I enjoy the sequel?

>>22356859
sounds like a fucking prank lol

>2 days down 6% each
>1 day up 5%

This is fucking bullshit. Go fucking up

>>22356853
How is it regulated?

BEARS are NOT ALLOWED TO CUM.

You hear me? YOUR COCKS BELONG TO ME. And you are NOT ALLOWED TO CUM. Now get your little pecker in a cock cage, worthless bear cuck.

Spy 400 and Bears-not-being-allowed-to-cum shaped recovery.

>>22356882
I've played both and they're both great games. Anyone who says otherwise is some /v/tard with no dopamine left in their brain.

>>22356688
This is something most people here don't understand. They see the huge success stories of some girls who get an onlyfans, but most don't make hardly any money at all

>>22356788
>Play Yakuza 0
>First hour is literally watching cutscenes and dialogue.
>Walking around the city listening to your buddy Nishiki like a fucking stooge.
>Only 5 minutes of actual fighting.
Why can't the Japanese do more awesome shit like Dragon's Dogma?

Any of you know if its possible to watch the WKHS conference today live?

>>22356859
>>22356873

>not watching fox coomer network

>>22356882
Its not deus ex 1 with GMDX mods, but its actually pretty detailed and well made.lots of little stuff to find and search for, which triggers my autism in a good way

>>22356175

How do retards lose money on stocks? I’m saying this as someone who knows nothing.

I went on wsb and everyones losing everything. Apple, amazon, tqqq, and Microsoft are safe investments you can just put money in there and not look at it.

Are these retards really trying to gamble without even buying those on volatile stocks hoping they get lucky? Are they buying shit because they hear about it going high as fuck and figure to buy then it crashes and they lose it.

>>22356642
have you considered visiting a place with legal prostitution? You can get FAR better quality for the same or slightly more money. Or hell, get a high class escort. You deserve better, Anon

>>22356936
Buy high sell low

>>22356820
In my experience, burgers or just drinks/coffee with a girl will lead to sex. But girls who want sushi the first time you meet just want a free meal

>>22356913
Prostitution in amsterdam requires a license and is very well monitored, all girls must have regular tests and be drug free

>>22356853
I honestly don't get it. You bitch about american "women"(rightfully so) but then want to proceed to ruin other women.

>>22356882
He’ll finish that before he’s done with his ice cream

https://twitter.com/LisaSu/status/1303725578160349185?s=20

Zen 3 and Big Nazi reveals coming in October lads! AMDCHADS!!!! RYZEN THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>22356953
>drug free

>>22356961
All women are whores, but why would i volunteer to associate with anglo stock?

>>22356936
>>22356947
what he said, also those idiots never take profits and then cry about it

TQQQ droping

>>22356936

report in if you bought into NVDA under 300

>>22356312
This guy is fucking BASED. What do you drive to pick up these whores in?

Watch out, big baller coming through.

>>22356936
Idiots taking big gambles on options, or getting weak hands with a 8% swing.

>>22356856

>Markets up huge
>I'm in Oil & Financials
>In the red

FUCKING CLOWN SHOW REEEEEEEE

>>22356977
I think that just means no H, no meth, that kind of thing

>>22357001
that's a big boy move

>>22341513
why averaging up is a better strategy than averaging down, for the anon who claims to lurk but hasn't seen it (>>22353317)
I told you dawg

The market is fucking boring today this blows.
Can't find any entry or exit points.
Can't find a derivative play that would make sense.

>>22356928
cnbc has cramer

>>22356936
>They have no prior experience with the Stock Market
>Robinhood lets you make Option plays almost right away
>They see others who went from a little money to a lot with options
>They think this is how the Market is won, and only boomers buy and hold
>They get underwater and end up losing everything, even during huge bull runs

They think they can outsmart the market

What a boring day where’s all the cunny

>>22356936
>wsb
It's right in the name. Those retarded niggers are gambling.

>>22357034

>>22356999
lol a bicycle would be enough just show them 5 dollar

Chance of bull trap and rug pull thursday?

>>22357032
Charles Payne > cramer any day

>>22357043

Ayy thanks dawg

>>22356936
it's literally called wall street BETS you idiot. they aknowledge it's literally gambling

OH NO ITS DOOMPING

>>22356992
Damn, it;s only at +9%, what will we do?

Racetram anon how many of these am I supposed to take a day

>>22357014
V is up like 3%. Why be in financials and not have the most important financial stock?

>>22357070
Hold overnight?

>>22356914
wheresthat pic from

Is GE a bad buy? how the fuck has it not bounced back like every other company?

Could anything go wrong if I do this?

I’m thinking of using stocks as a second bank account basically. Just store a large chunk of money in it instead of letting it sit in the bank. I’m thinking safe stocks like Microsoft Apple and google.

I’m kinda pissed off cause I never thought of the stocks before and I’ve been making okay money for 3 years. If I kept my money in stocks instead of the bank I would have doubled of tripled my money instead of it just sitting in the bank.

>>22357023
I used the premi I got from my SPY 9/9 $323/$318 credit spread to buy it.

>>22356677
India

>>22357093
Hold until 2030? Got it

>>22357072
which *racetam are you taking?
what choline source are you using ?

>>22357103
>can buying and holding stocks work?
yes, anon.

>>22357102
GE has garbage balance sheet and has for a very long time. Most legacy american industry companies are the same. MMM is probably the best, honestly

>>22357005
>Banks can run out of gold
>Market can't run out of stonks
This probably means something. Are Powell and Mnuchin geniuses?

>>22357103
this is how most people use the stock market. My dad got rich off the tech boom in the late 90s by just putting his meager savings every paycheck into stocks

>>22357103

Welcome to investing

They have bought... start selling.. OOPS WRONG CHAT

>>22357110
alright I'm going to have to get a hairy stinky indian girl
I'm eating some Indian food that I made right now anyway
maybe I'll buy some more TTM, even

>>22357049
literally nobody knows. Just invest with the love of the LORD in your heart and you will print.

>>22357028
>Can't find any entry or exit points.
It's like watching curling, how are you not entertained?

>>22357126

>>22356936
They buy in randomly and hold, as soon as it goes down like 5% or whatever they panic sell. It's the mentality experienced traders are actively talking about as the biggest hurdle to overcome as a beginner, I have even heard about "long term" investors panic selling after a few months because thye have watched their portfolio daily, seen it rise by 15% and then gone down to -5%. People are just retarded, simple as that.
I used to think investment advisors, account managers or whatever was retarded when it came to investing because it's not hard to simply buy what you want and hold for the long term as a normal person, but after seeing how stupid people are.. it's not shocking to me that they need someone to actively watch their portfolio for them because they can't do it themselves. I guess it's just human nature that the majority can't handle investing, mentally

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP SELLING QQQ AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>22357179
BUY SQQQ BUY BUY BUY RUG PULL INCOMING AHHHHHHH

its barely dipping, shut the fuck up. i want a real dump, this is pussy shit

>>22357005
>at this point both the Fed and the ECB have publicly announced they're basically going to devalue their currencies
Ruh oh

>>22356749
Option trading isn't necessarily margin retard

>>22357103
>>22357129
This guy figured out retirement investing without a single family member telling him about it.
Be proud of him.
>>22357168
>no weakness
Perfect.

>>22357103
You will do very well, and better than 99% of people who try to time the market or buy/sell options. Good work. Have fun scratching your head at retards freaking out that they lost money in a bull market

>>22357216
>i want a real dump
wait for the first debate, anon

Why does retards finding out about the stock mean its fucked?

Does that just mean it’s obviously gotten way too big for retards to know about it and it’s overvalued?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

also a reminder that my plan is working for me, do what works for you. but tards that think dividends are only bad, I'll begin listening to you when you've built a $500K investment portfolio, until then I'll enjoy my frens with my frens

>>22357269
oof

>>22357285
Take your pills bro

>>22356853
So you're saying the pricing makes sense?

Destruction is the only way to put us back on the bull run. Let us fall.

>>22357175
Uhm. Iron hands I reckon.

>>22357256
Biden going to foul the stage or what?

>>22357269
Smart money in first.
Dumb money holds the bags.
You figure out the rest.

who can show this robinhoodlum something that will teach me how to use puts and calls effectively

>>22357311
If you value your cock and balls more than getting VD or aids from some amerimutt yes its worth it

>>22357285
Thoughts on
>ET
>DUK
>ABBV
Looking for a good divvy stock yo throw some cash at monthly and set to DRIP

>>22357302
i take them weekly in the form of dividends that DRIP and buy more shares which increase my dividend payout which in turn buys more shares

>>22357179
>>22357198
glad im not holding any long term positions anymore except a VXX short. day trading is so fucking comfy during this time. also daily reminder to short VXX whenever it gets to 30+ just don't overdo it with how much volume you put into it. it will literally always go down so just be sure you can DCA through spikes and not get margin called on a crash (or just know about a covid-like crash through FA and prepare accordingly) and you can just enjoy your free money.

AAL to $12.50 by Friday?

>>22357269
3d women are fucking disgusting

>>22357351
>risk 6 figures to earn 10$ a week

Based retard

>>22357175
It's actually because they throw everything on options which actually go to zero.

>>22357285
How much do you make per month in Divvies?

>>22357175
The biggest lesson I learned in my first couple months or so was exactly that. Everytime I sold I should have bought more. The best thing is to not go all in into one thing because even 1 or 2 percent down in the first day will be able to break you

>>22357269
it doesn't mean shit, tik tok zoomers have been advertising stocks since the year started.

>>22357103
Even easymode and index funds like most boomers is better than a savings account at 0.1 APY.

>>22357103
I keep a few months worth of expenses in a savings account and the rest in stocks. You can put in everything but you risk having to sell at a bad time to cover a sudden expense

>>22357338
get a job
put job money in robinhood
sell puts on stocks you want to hold until you retire
reach retirement age, sell ATM calls until all your shares are gone
pull money out, retire

>>22356950
You take them to sushi themselves. If they're asking you to take them somewhere that's kind of a yellow flag, depending, you're right about that.

>>22357369
You’re purposefully low on that $10 figure

>>22357235
Lol I don’t care about retirement I’m killing myself ling before then I just want money

>>22357175
how do i get a job doing this? can i do it without a financial degree (i have an AS in engineering though)?

i want a comfy day job that gives me good health insurance while i day trade, might as well be managing other people's portfolios too amirite? do i need a certification or something maybe? anyone know?

>>22357343
>ET
not big on oil service, mlps, or oil stocks at this time. they're a solid company just don't know if oil is coming back

>DUK
I like NEE better but DUK has good margins

>ABBV
great company, don't invest in it, thinking of buying the previous parent of ABT. My issue with ABBV is its reliance on Humira but its been positioning itself with buying companies to grow their pipeline. favorite out of the 3

>>22357406
Just buy a whore, why would you subsidize thots without a guarantee for play?

>>22357426
cfa

>>22356749
>>22357219

This. it just requires you to have margin incase someone wants to exercise your retarded naked call option.

how many dicks has shep sucked
can't watch him without wondering

>>22357369
last year my passive income was $21K.

So about $404 per week. close enough to $10 tho

>>22357359

I think it’ll push 13.50+

>>22357450
Idk man, I'd rather take the "risk" of not having sex than the risk of getting aids from a prostitute.

Is this bullish

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/biden-announces-new-offshoring-tax-penalty-and-minimum-tax-on-foreign-earnings-2020-09-09?siteid=yhoof2&yptr=yahoo

>>22357405
This.

>>22357329
>Biden going to foul the stage or what?
its going to an apples to apples type of debate and scare the shit out of investors
the general public is really gonna wake up when they see biden fumbling over himself while trump tears into him
im not even vouching for trump but when you break it down you have a highly confident businessman compared to a dementia riddled career politician who shits his pants on a regular basis.

>>22357483
You risk a 6 figure portfolio holding a company with no real growth to earn what unemployment barely pays in shithole rural areas

>>22357372
depends on the month. most comes in december but average last year in passive income was $1750. this year may be lower due to capital gains from mutual funds being fucked because of coronavirus, which is why i'm reinvesting all my cap gains into my divvy portfolio from here on out for more steady income predictions

>>22357438
Thanks and I agree with NEE. I live in florida and the first stock I looked up was FPL.

>>22357397
So just slowly buy the dips as I get comfortable? I almost got Microsoft last night but I’m really stingy and still just checking everything out

>>22357513
>need to have 6 figures invested in risky divvy stocks to earn what an unemployed hobo makes weekly

>>22356950
this post makes no sense

go be retarded somewhere else

>>22357112
Phenylpi, I'm not taking any choline. Is that a must?

>>22357499
>KO
>AAPL
>MSFT
>JNJ
>COST
>O
>JPM
>LOW
>ITW
>MCD
>NEE
>PH
>TXN
>V
>no real growth

fucking LOL at you

>>22356936
For me personally I don’t have enough money to invest a significant amount into those companies. I am treating it like gambling and only “betting” what I can afford to lose. I’ve mostly just been paying attention to government contracts and smaller companies in essential industries and I did manage to almost double my folio in the 2 months since I’ve started.

>>22357483
to be fair, i like the idea of swing trading dips on good divvy stocks considering that they're usually stable as a result of their divvy and if we get some kind of once-in-a-decade crash again and i get stuck in a position that i have to wait on, i at least get paid a bit to hodl.

probably going to start doing this on HD after the election hysteria is over, unless i can find something better. i was doing tech but obviously that ship has sailed until they have a major correction. but maybe they'll always act like shitcoins so who knows. i don't need spikes because that can also mean crashes, i want solid, consistent, and predictable.

some anon here has me pretty sold on Home Depot so if anyone wants to contest that with a better stock for swing trading dips, let me know. i figure i'll DCA in at the 200 EMA on the hourly time frame and multiples of the ATR beneath it on the hourly timeframe.

>>22357529
>risky stocks
Retard, he doesn’t have to sell any shares to rake in an ontime paycheck. Growth stocks go down not just up, and if you want to cash in on your growth you have to sell your shares like a fucking retard

>>22357585
>risks 500000 to earn 400$ a week when you can get that in unemployment

Is this the power of dividend investing?

>>22357574
take some kind of choline daily with it

>>22357529
it's free money babe
permanently compounding , increasing, ramping
unstoppable bucks

>>22357414

>>22357338
watch the IV (buy low) or use spreads

>>22357643
Let me know when divvy anons earn more than someone on unemployment

>>22357499
sorry forgot
>PG
>SBUX
>CSCO

not to mention my mutual funds that cover every facet of worldwide economies.

And I earn that passive income without doing anything. And it grows every year far outpacing inflation. and i reinvest it adding new capital without doing anything. And i'll be able to retire early without ever having to sell shares of a company that continues to generate profit year in and year out while my income continues to grow based on dividend raises alone

>>22357526
Yeah put in like 10% at a time so you don't get bogged, but don't be so stingy you never buy in either. You don't want to be one of those guys who watched the last bull run from the sideline because they were too scared to buy in

>>22357618
The average trader can make more in a week than most divvie fags make in a year. If you like dividends great but don't shill that worthless shit here please.

>>22357666
Imagine spending years creating a strategy, executing it perfectly, all to be outpaced by some zoomer with tesla calls in a week

>>22357489
>Biden promises to crash the economy.
>More people plan on voting for Trump.

President Trump wins is bullish.

>>22357632
k. Let's see that port.

>>22357529
>he doesn't have 6 figures laying around to put in divvy stocks
ngmi

>>22357014
I'm balls deep in XOM, Oasis and HRP oil stocks and down $300.

Sigh. Do we keep buying the dip?

>>22357711
I spend all my money on drugs because im not a materialist

>>22357632
>implying you can stay on unemployment forever
>implying unemployment increases every year
>implying unemployment isn't an economic drain on the system
>implying you invest more than i make passively every year
>implying implications

>>22357701
how will this crash the economy. this will create new jobs because corporations are greedy fucks when it comes to profits

>>22357585
If I was you I would just yolo that 500k on TQQQ and sell covered calls, too bad you're a pussy boomer

>>22357681
Source? Because the average trader can lose in a week what divvy fags make all year.

>>22357707
I can just show you my unemployment check which is more than divvy anons gains in a month kek

>>22357727
>he cant even live off his dividends
>still calls it a serious strategy

>>22357618
this >>22357681, dividend faggotry is only worth it if you have spare $500k laying around and you're too lazy. doesn't make much sense if you don't have that much

>Apple up $4 a share
>my leap calls flat

????

>>22357691
show me that gambling zoomer in 20 years and he'll be broke and sucking dick for change on the street

meanwhile, i'll be on the beach banging his wife who left him for a stable boomer

>>22357632

there risk is negible. divvy companies have extremely solid cash flow and good balance sheets. meanwhile you retards are 80% tech and talking about risk. just lmao.

>>22357755

4 bucks is literally nothing

>>22357756
>he can afford anything with 1600 pre tax monthly

Now this is divvy boomer cope

>>22357406
You're right.

>>22357755
theta?

>>22357632
>>22357727
Why not both?

GUYS I HOLD GME AND IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMINGGGGGGGG


NGHHHHHHP

it's over isnt it. the crash continues tomorrow

>>22357725
what does your drug portfolio look like?
do you diversify or do you go all-in?

>SENATE MAJORITY LEADER MCCONNELL ON CORONAVIRUS BILL: I’M OPTIMISTIC WE’LL HAVE A GOOD VOTE ON OUR SIDE

>>22357755
IV crush, you bought when IV was high so you paid more in premium, now that things have settled the IV is down so is the premium.

>>22357483
$21k from a $500,000 portfolio isn't that great. If you put even $35,000 into TQQQ just for kicks, I bet you would still make $20k this year from that alone, and you would still make almost $20k in divvies. Just food for thought. If you comfortable though, stick with it

I have a fresh $1000 ready to inject. Really want in on some cheap OSTK or WKHS. Or should I hold out for the Snowflake IPO?

>>22357819
I FUCKING HOPE SO!
I sold everything and I already lost the chance of making an extra .8% of juicy gains

>>22357736
Kek, no, they'll just pay you less

>>22357809
is this babbys first bad gamble?

>>22357103
just buy a total market index fund. No one knows what the next Apple or Amazon type company is going to be

>>22357809
>NGHHHHHHP
NOT GONNA HAAAAAPPEN??

>>22357835
Xanax and weed i also do whipits

>>22357839
This bill DOES NOT include the 1200 to Americans by the way lol

You guys keep on saying that a Biden win would be bearish for stocks but this guy I watch Gregory Mannarino Says the opposite and that Wall Street has already priced in a Biden win. I’m a trumper but they’re both puppets to the Federal Reserve. Trump a little less though. Wall Street hopes Biden will win because of unlimited BRRRRRR

>>22357779
first 40K of dividend income is tax free fren

plus I'll have my mortgage paid off in about 15 years, my portfolio will probably be worth over $2M at that time and I'll be getting around 70-90K in dividends a year. home will probably be worth near $1M at that point and I'll sell it, nomad on the beach fucking your wife with my play money while my investments continue to compound

Frenly reminder anons,

DIVIDENDS ARE NOT YOUR FRENS!!!

>>22356950
>>22357544
He is right though.

>"23 percent of women admitted to dating for free meals. In a second study, 33 percent of women admitted to it."

>>22356914
There's nothing more pathetic than someone whose whole existence revolves around sexuality.
The irony is though that most of those people happen to be virgins.

>>22356925
Is it a conference or just they are participating in a panel discussion on EV shit? I think the news is not such big news as people seem to think.

>>22357899
>15 years to quadruple your net worth

Sounds pretty gay dude i live for today

I frankly can't get myself to buy anything. I have a few options but when I look at my watchlist nothing looks good. I'm still 90% cash and I think I'll stay that way for at least another week until this clown market stabilizes and picks a trend.

TGTX

TGTX

TGTX

SOMETHINGS FUCKING HAPPENING GUYS

>>22357888
This, neolibs hype up left wing economics on the campaign trail but never act on them. Biden is going to pump big tech and China stocks.

>>22357899
>first 40K of dividend income is tax free fren
wait what
I didn't know that
do you just mean that the first 40k is free if you have no other income?

>>22357875
that's a weak portfolio
would not buy

>>22357887
Fucking hell, I need to buy more PM's and stocks damn it. The OT is just not enough.

>>22357804
How is the dating life when you bring a girl to section 8 housing?

>>22357754
You’ve only been investing a short period of time if you think growth stocks only go up. Divvys are chad because they are like clockwork

>>22357923
no man i think he got something right there. Tax free you always take.
So buy shit like MSFT and AAPL which give dividends and make sure you have enough to max out those tax-free dividends.

>>22357839
Based, to the moon!

>>22357965
Just get them drunk and put some qualudes in her drink shell never notice the guys shitting in the stairwell

>>22357960
if you're single, yes if its your only income, federal tax is free, state tax depends on state.

$80K if you're married.

Also to consider, its not like regular income where you're paying into SSI and other gov't programs via payroll taxes and shit, straight cash in your bank homie

>>22357755
Drop in IV.

>>22357944
it'll tank immediately as soon as i buy
i know it

>>22357965
You just have to bring home section 8 girls.

What's the move? Buy back in or wait a few days see where we're heading?

>>22358004
When does IV go back up?

HEAVY BUY SIGNAL ON VISA

Revolut is having issues with their trading accounts so I can't deposit money and buy Visa STRONG BUY SIGNAL IT WILL FUCKING MOON AFTER HOURS AND PREMARKET

>>22358008

ITS GOING TO FUCKING DOUBLE WHEN THEY GET FDA APPROVAL

GOD DAMMIT JUST BUY AND WIN WITH ME

>>22357965
fuck that, a man's ego must be nonexistant as a NEET. you're practically a woman

>>22357868
>>22357871
COOOOOOOOOMMMMMM

I BOUGJT MANY. MNTHS AGO I COOOMEDDDD MANY TIMES SINCE

I COOOOM I COOOOOM EARNINGS SOOOON I COOOOOM I COOOOMMM

COOM.

>>22357965
Girls will fuck a dude in the unfinished basement of their parent's house. That's actually objectively quantifiable as a 100% increase in perceived wealth in the favor of Section 8 housing.

>>22357912
Its a EV panel, but I'm long term WKHS, so kinda interested in what they'll discuss

>>22358015
>section 8 girls
>missing a leg due to diabeetus

lol might as well just save up for a hooker

>>22357899
Based, do you, Divvie Bro!

>>22358029
there is no clear trend right now, only volatility
there is no reason to own anything right now

What the fuck is the current Apple before it blew up????

I just realized how much I could of made off Apple with small investments in the 2000s but I was a middle schooler playing maple story

>>22357839
BEARISH

>>22357903
>>22357544
Sushi on a first date is an expensive meal, if they want that, they probably just want a free meal. Beer/Coffee, or even a burger means that she is actually interested in getting to know you

>>22358037
PDUFAs almost always dump regardless of the outcome and are usually followed up by a offering.

>>22357754
You retards realize that there are growth stocks that also pay divvies right? You faggot niggers think it’s black and white between T and TSLA

>>22358035
Why? What's the signal?

>>22357500
>highly confident businessman
>biden fumbling over himself
Trump is a mega retard man, if anything, the debates will show everyone how much he's declined mentally over the past 4 years.

>>22357903
fucking women reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>22357899
>wageslaving for decades while you stockpile wealth for when you're old as fuck with your whole life behind you
Great plan mate, you're really making it.

green for another week

>>22357804
Mothefucking holy fuck. I'll need to wagecuck at least 5 more years to afford an appartment like that. Well, beter kys myself

>>22358099
I CANT DEPOSIT AND BUY IT SO IT WILL MOON

>>22356516
>jogged

>>22358120
efficiencies can be comfy if you aren't a slob

IV crush is so severe for options right now, even for ones with long DTE. Is there any point buying them right now?

>>22358099
V is almost never a bad buy. I took profits earlier and will jump back in as soon as I see a dip

>>22358120
ngmi with that 5G next to your head

>>22358132
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>>22358132
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>>22358066
$96.19 (split adjusted)
I thought biz would be the last place I'd hear talking about maplestory. I played the shit out of that years ago. Bought some hacks and made some money off it

Why do people say to avoid wash sales? Isn't that just accumulating? i get that you can't claim a capital loss on it if you re buy in, but what else?

>>22357888

Jerome Powell and President Trump are both Republicans. The S&P 500 dropped 30% after Obama/Biden was elected. Democrat politicians always fuck shit up even when they are given the same tools. Racketeering 101.

>>22358066
stop thinking like that you loser
you coulda bought bitcoin with your lunch money and you would be rich as fuck
but you didn't because no one can tell the future
there's always another opportunity. Heck if you were already wageslaving before 2010 then you fucked up big if you're not rich yet.

at least I have the excuse of still being student who can only play with corona NEETbux.

>>22358125
That's your TA?

>>22358015
>banging section 8 housing girls is an option

Anon....Clearly, you're unfamiliar with the cesspool of society that is section 8 lmao

Youre better off ripping your dick off and tossing it down a river

>>22358154
if you're being tax inefficient in any way you're throwing away free money
don't do it
fuck taxes

>>22358149
>5G

No anon, it's 3G max

>>22358033
Next major crash. Regret to inform, hombre. In general, IV spikes when the crash hits and then gradually decreases as things stabilize.

>>22358091

whatever fag it'll probably get bought out by sanofi or some shit first you dumbo

>>22358156
You realize Bush was the one who oversaw the beginnings of the recession right? You seriously can't be retarded enough to blame the recession on Obama.

>>22358090
Maybe I didn't make it clear. You intentionally take them for sushi.

>>22358141
nope, that's why i sells 'em to idiot gamblers, see?

>>22358213
Yeah, but Obama did shit to pull us out of it.

>>22358103
>Trump is a mega retard man
you can keep shiilling this idea but when the debates actually come and biden starts talking about "cornpop" or some other retarded shit people will react poorly
i honestly believe all trump needs to do is ask biden to say the ABS's without singing and it'll be over
the winds are already turning against biden
look at the current betting odds if you don't believe me

>>22358208
I was just trying to help. Why are you so mad?

>>22358192
Wouldn't you just not report the loss? Then report the gain when you sell on a per share basis?

>>22358182
yes, if I wanted to buy it because of my schizofrenic fever dream and I cant then it is guaranteed to moon

>>22358303
im mad because we have retards on this board who think an FDA approval for a clinical trial stage company with no revenues yet is somehow a bad thing that will cause a DUMP

>>22358366
>is somehow a bad thing that will cause a DUMP
It doesn't matter. That's just how it is. Look at historical examples. ZGNX for example.

>>22358325
AAAAAAAAAAA no that wouldn't work I don't think since your cost basis goes down
yeah fuck taxes

>>22356662
>Why have a GF or a wife if you can just fly to amsterdam and fuck some clean young girl to your pleasure then go get drunk and have fun without a naggy bitch holding you down
because that whore doesn't give a fuck about you and you'll age into irrelevance with nobody by your side. watching all your friends die or become reclusive with their own companion.
but i mean yeah, go ahead and spend money on fleeting experiences that will definitely not leave you hollow and filled with regret as you die alone on your deathbed. haha sex!!!