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22346665 No.22346665 [Reply] [Original]

Tesla is up 8% in the premarket.

>> No.22346792

nice cope mumu

>> No.22346803
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22346803

W-what? Surely you jest

>> No.22346822

Can we please summon black swan, wtf is his problem man?

>> No.22346843

>>22346665
My puts will be cheap.

>> No.22346919

>>22346665
>down 21.06%
Who is buying cars post pandemic?
Specially who is buying meme lithium cars when gasoline is piss cheap?

I admire musk, but Tesla is overpriced.
I called it, wish I had the money to short it.

>> No.22347699
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22347699

it's over

>> No.22347753

>>22346665
Safex > TSLA

>> No.22348229

>>22346822
>We
Not your personal summoner
Do it yourself

>> No.22348284

the real black swan would be everything getting better and a new Golden Age blooming

>> No.22348309

>>22348229
ok, hululu hulululu I FUCKING SUMMON THE FUCKING LARPING BIRD!

>> No.22348705
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>>22346665
you were off by one

>> No.22349373

YEAH!

YEAH!

FUCK YEAH

This is a coordinated attack by lots of shorts and they planned it for literally right after the Stock Split!

How is Short Selling even Fucking allowed!? It's just a way for people to inflict Financial Terrorist attacks on a legitimate up and coming company!

MotherFucker they are basically changing the world! No other company is even in the same ballpark technologywise!

They also built everything efficiently from the ground up instead of all the inefficiencies of all the old auto companies!

Tesla is the only automaker that is built to grow Horizontally (as opposed to vertically)!

Again, why is Fucking Short Selling allowed? Give me like one legitimate reason or purpose that it serves!? You Fucking can't!

Problem is you can only have so many people short sell and now those Fuckers bought to get cooked! What's up Fuckers! How's the musky cock taste MotherFuckers?

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>>22346665
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO