/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for owing more in taxes than current net worth

First for UTZ

Cunny

>>22338592
Futures have recovered. The crash is over.

Green day tomorrow. hope you bought the dip

-13.05%

I wasn't here earlier, so AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22338592
Facts about the market
-A dollar is NEVER worth less than a dollar, only equal or more
-The bottom line value of ALL companies is PE minus speculation
-The top line value of ALL companies is PE plus speculation
-You are somewhere between these two metrics
-A decreasing PE does not automatically mean a lower share price, EPS*PE, 2.5*50=125, 4*35=140
-Retail investors are automatically priced in and adjusted for by institutions, and never play a functional role in the value of a company
-We are currently 20%-30% above historic PE for the entire market, however this historic PE has an element of speculation, and the current PE obviously does as well so this cannot be looked at without quantifying sentiment/speculation
-Institutions are using GPT-3+ to run natural language processing and machine learning in order to quantify the qualitative nature of sentiment/speculation
-Without giving yourself an adequate time span to deal with this you WILL lose more than you win
-If you aren't learning neural networks at this exact moment you are absolutely lying when you say you have an idea of what a stock will look like tomorrow, 6 months from now, 5 years from now
-The PE of entire sectors/markets move in related ways
-Meme lines are literally just a post-priori representation of the value adjustments relating to PE+Speculation, and are not in any way shape or form crystal balls
-There is multiple times over enough cash to pump the DOW to 50k, institutions simply choose not to

I know I've missed some things, feel free to provide counter-argument or add to what I've said

Death to QQQ

>>22338592
>Atlanta
Jesus, it looks so different. Not even a century.

>>22338633
Checked

So how many zoomers gonna hang themselves by end of the week with these TSLA losses?

Tesla is FUCKED. Next support is $210ish. Get out while you can.

Pssst, tomorrow is deep green.

Stop tricking people into buying a falling guillotine..

This is not about futures. As long as DXY is on a tear upwards, the market is NOT recovering. Stop looking at NQ futures and look at the fucking DXY. Cheers.

>>22338635
>EPS*PE

>>22338660
what is life

>>22338660
We really need more posts like this to predict the next sell off

>>22338592
*cough...* I don’t feel too good guys

>>22338660
How do I profit off of normie thot stock buys?

>>22338660
i wonder how shes feeling right now

FUCK OFF ROBINHOOD PROCESS MY MONEY SO I CAN BUY MORE CHEAPIES

>>22338592
What is happening my gut told me today was going to be red
But I thought it was going to be atleast close to green during power hour

Congrats to all who sold the bottom

Anyone see oil performance today? It was almost as bad as tech. NRGU almost in the $1s

>>22338692
By selling

>>22338692
Buy puts and sell calls

AUY

lol does anyone remember that trip that went all in on TQQQ and spammed every thread for people to buy TQQQ calls.

r i p

>>22338660
How is it that these are the best indicators of a sell off likely to happen?
Do the Algos just know that much

Ok so. Long dated calls? Thoughts on a apple 180$ call for 2022. I mean short of the world collapsing how does this go wrong. Help me understand options.

>>22338701
Probably unchanged since and army of simps will just cover what she lost and then some

>>22338701
suicidal hopefully

>>22338744
The world is driven by human psychology at it's core. Economics are actually derivative of psychology.

>>22338744
Google jfk shoe shine boy

Thot indicator is ancient

>>22338730
How does it feel no one is going to buy your random trash mining stock even when you get dozens of (yous) for posting this shit?

>>22338624
>said last Thursday
>said last Friday
>said on Monday
>said today

Have 1.4k left in cash. bought the dip to early down almost 3%. What should i double down on

>>22338769
>>22338779
doubt it but it also matters how much she put in

>>22338607
Based PA Bro. When are they going public?

>>22338592
Since Tesla Apple google and amazon have done nothing but go up since they started is it pretty much 100% safe?

Thinking of storing large chunks of money in them as a bank basically since I won’t be using it

I bought the TQQQ bottom today (10% of portfolio). Set limit sells for tomorrow at a realistic amount. Is bobo gonna fuck me?

OSCARS NOW TO REQUIRE NEW DIVERSITY STANDARDS FOR BEST PICTURE ELIGIBILITY
>OSCARS NOW TO REQUIRE NEW DIVERSITY STANDARDS FOR BEST PICTURE ELIGIBILITY
OSCARS NOW TO REQUIRE NEW DIVERSITY STANDARDS FOR BEST PICTURE ELIGIBILITY
>OSCARS NOW TO REQUIRE NEW DIVERSITY STANDARDS FOR BEST PICTURE ELIGIBILITY
OSCARS NOW TO REQUIRE NEW DIVERSITY STANDARDS FOR BEST PICTURE ELIGIBILITY
>OSCARS NOW TO REQUIRE NEW DIVERSITY STANDARDS FOR BEST PICTURE ELIGIBILITY
OSCARS NOW TO REQUIRE NEW DIVERSITY STANDARDS FOR BEST PICTURE ELIGIBILITY
>OSCARS NOW TO REQUIRE NEW DIVERSITY STANDARDS FOR BEST PICTURE ELIGIBILITY

How low is Apple going to go? 90s?

>>22338744
prices go up when the value of the dollar falls because you lose money while holding cash, so any appreciating asset is a hedge against inflation. If USD goes up 1% in a day as it did last week, securities prices fall, therefore you make money by selling (in very loose terms). You can then choose to buy back in with a dollar that's worth more.

Give me one good reason you’re not all in on Home Depot?

>>22338820
this wont effect the market

>>22338814
I mean if you are willing to store money in a stock that will cost you 30% of your initial input then go for it

>>22338820
What the actual fuck is that A3? The first two is just the typical shit, but that last point is retarded

>>22338820
lol.
not just casting, but actual storyline requirements.

they used to just call it oscar bait, now it's an oscar requirement.

you can bet money that storylines about jews count, still.

>>22338820
theyre just making it official now

>>22338633
Save your AAAAAHHHHHs for later, they're a rare commodity. Some day in the future you might be really really perturbed but have spent your last drop of AAAAAAHHHHHHs. Then you'll look back on this thread and regret the foolishness of youth.

I own
>APPL
>TQQQ
>QQQ
Kill me, what do

>>22338780
Ok Seldon, dial it back.

>>22338814
Home Depot is that stock. Don’t fall for the dying FAGMAN companies

>>22338829
it'll be nice to own 1000 apple

>>22338820
>>22338857
Oh so it needs ONE of them, which basically all movies have nowadays so whatever

WAKE ME UP, WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22338829
no

There is a big diff between aapl and some random stock. People will pay a premium regardless for AAPL. I doubt any top tech stock drops much further just because the demand is high regardless of valuation. People will wait.

>>22338820
This is why NASDAQ is up 80 points right now

Hope you bought everything you could today, because tomorrow is gonna be green all day. There will probably be some big upward swings tonight before open.

>>22338877
Hold, there was too much trash making money lately.

>>22338877
Hold Apple
Consider jumping ship on tqqq and qqq

I have 12 shares of Apple, I have absolutely no worries

I have one share of Tesla and I’m shitting myself

>buy a stock for that SWEET SWEET 5% divvy
>price loses 5% of value in just 1 quarter
Ahh yes, just how I like 'em
*sips*
SIMPLE AS

Masturabtaion anon hete guys. Im in the woods somewhere near yhe missuosippi. I finished the 12 pack ofd miller and im halfwasy through the glennloranhie. Today has beenn so fucking shitty. Ngl bros i wannta die

>>22338766
AAPL is currently the most highly valued company in the world at $1.93T. Do you think that in 10 years it will still be that valuable? Historically the answer is probably not. I'd rather go with something like 2021 125c since it's hit that price already, and the call will have better delta/gamma values, meaning you can make profit faster if your goal is swingtrading. Since you're going with 180c, I'm guessing that's the lowest priced call at that date that you can afford, yes? Never buy a call specifically because you can afford that one, you will always get fucked.

>>22338895
There aren't 50 GPU companies or 50 EV companies. Supply is limited in the best sectors.

Not a lot of megacap tech stocks to choose from so if your idea of the future involves them being dominate you will pay premiums.

This doesn't mean anything about fair value. Just how the market will behave, because good ideas are scarce and good companies scarce.

The fact that bears are on parade and bulls are are freaking out or nowhere to be found tells me this is the bottom for this dump.
Every single time you see bulls on parade and no bears at all, a dump commences. There's ALWAYS some bears hanging around swearing a dump is coming, but when the despair sets in you won't see them and bulls get full of themselves.
Well we're seeing the flip of that. Bears on parade and bulls all in hiding. This is the bottom.

>>22338892
I just want this week to be over.

>>22338904
I remember someone posting a screenshot of r/investing or something and the OP was talking about how yesterday was a good time to buy into tech stocks

>>22338904
This.

>>22338904
No

>>22338918
remember that Citi, GM and Exxon were all the most valuable companies in the world at one time. Apple will join their ranks soon enough.

>>22338874
>Based AHHH conservationist

>>22338916
i've your /smg/ thread still open so i can go back and screenshot it. you'll live on forever, anon

p.s. don't kill yourself..

>>22338635
>-Institutions are using GPT-3+
institutions are always wasting money on stupid shit. Knowing the sentiment of idiots on stocktwits won't help you predict market movements.
you don't need neural networks to figure out the sentiment of a /smg/ thread.
while a sentiment indicator of each community may be a curious project, it won't help you make money. sentiment is a very weak indicator.
also there is already a private neural network that gets 100% returns a year. I'd bet it's not using sentiment

>>22338904
>>22338932
I am so margined that I'm going to have a margin call if we aren't green tomorrow.

So yes I bought the dip.

>>22338916
What did HR say anon? You lose your job?

>>22338680
Try it for yourself on any stock of your choosing, almost certainly the stock is within pennies of the outcome.

>>22338955
Apples dump from the top in the 1st day was the same value loss as all of Exxon today.

That’s how overvalued this zoomer pos is

>>22338918
Thank you. And yes. It was decently cheap and using the profit calculator it didn't seem to have to go up much to be able to sell it for profit. I don't see apple going away in the next two years tho really. Thanks for the input and I'll keep that in mind. It would only be my third option so yeahhhhh it's alot to take in

>>22338804
If you're going that heavily on highly speculative tech stocks, sell TSLA WKHS DPHC & SQ, cut QQQ down to 20%, then put the money you got from all that into ARKK. It's basically the same thing but managed by people who have a much better idea of what they're doing than either of us, will limit your exposure to things like TSLA but still enable you to get gains from them. Put the rest into a variety of non-tech to prepare for coming vaccine news. Probably should wait till friday at close to make any large purchases, I would also buy a small position in UVXY to be sold no later than Sep 18

>>22338969
You're totally misunderstanding the methodology, you're stuck in the state of mind of a retail trader. You're just a value, among many many other values. It's much different than using sentiment as a catalyst.

>tfw everyone is telling me to buy the dip but I used $1000 on Thursday and $1000 on Friday and now I’m all out of expendable money and my stocks keep tanking

Fuck

>>22338975
Yea man im fuked now. Loat 10000 today aswelll becaxuse of the fuckoing JEWS

>>22338794
Ive told tsla bagholders to jump into auy last week

So should I wake up tomorrow and buy apple or should I wait a week?

>>22338820
Actors must be kamala harris or darker.

>>22339005
If you have stocks and not options just hold them, nobody can predict the future. You've already met God halfway and bought your lottery ticket. Right?

>>22339005
>he doesn’t have infinite money

>>22339012
F

So, load up on SQQQ tomorrow?

>>22339024
Buy auy
Tech is not done dumping yet

>>22338994
personally i don't think SQ is speculative because i feel SQ acts as a small business ETF because of how many small businesses use SQ for in store purchases. Also i believe cash app will have more growth for them to in the common months and possibly years.

>>22339005
Whenever you see "Buy the Dip", just replace it with "Buy my Bags"
Average up > Average down
Proven empirically, theoretically, etc. You will never time the falling knife correctly and its better to "run out of powder" while moving up than to run out of powder as it keeps going down.

ahem....

ARE YOU READY FOR THE MOST BLOOD-RED, MONEY DESTROYING, CONTAGIOUS PANIC INDUCING, HIGHEST INVESTOR SUICIDE RATE WEDNESDAY IN THE HISTORY OF THE STOCK MARKET?

Why did you Amerifats crash the stocks
Who the fuck keeps selling
Its affecting the entire world stocks

>>22338974
Based
I could take maybe three more days like these but then I'd get the call. I bought the falling knifes on thursday, but at least I bought something.
>>22338904
With what money mein Führer?

>>22339003
no i'm understanding perfectly, you just refuse to believe your idea is stupid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TJQhQ2GZ0Y

Time for some comfy, anybody else?

>>22338977
apple is nearly 45 years old, that's a zoomer company to you?

>>22338929
I happened on here too
Smg has been playing like a broken record ever since Thursday
>hope you bought the last dip we will have in months
>hey anon did you buy the dip
>last chance for cheapies green tomorrow
all said on Thursday Friday and today

>>22339043
Seems like the best play for the short term.

>>22339068
That is unironically not how you apply natural language processing, not even close. You have zero idea about machine learning.

>>22339021
>>22339052
that's you isn't it? keep the dick at least?

>>22339005
Exact same thing happened to me in March but i was actually a bit more conservative and did it in 3 shots. Bought the dip, bought the dip, bought the dip, kept dipping.
Now on a correction like this I am going to wait for a small 2%recovery day and purchase the following the next day instead of trying to catch the knife.

>>22339052
stop spamming your shitty gold stock and your trannies dude

>watch the markets for 3 solid weeks afraid to jump in
>finally do
>the very, and I mean the very next day we all but circuit break down and haven't stopped
I'm not even angry I'm just already piling onto my depression. $4500 gone on nothing but invisible screens. What are the possible odds.

>Call suicide hotline
>2scoops picks up the phone
>Kill myself twice as hard

>WARREN BUFFET BUYING SNOWFLAKE IPO

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/warren-buffett-berkshire-hathaway-snowflake-private-placement-194954363.html

>>22339097
I've been a perma-bull and taken 3 40%+ hits this year and I'm still up 150%. It's wrong, and I'm wrong for doing it. I'm a greedy piece of shit. The DITMLCSMM doesn't work. It's a crap strategy. I have a better strategy but I won't be able to apply it until I recover from this current situation I've gotten myself into.

Don't be me, but do study what I know. Box turtle strategy > DITMLCSMM

I'll explain the box turtle strategy within 6 months.

>>22339115
I did this last wednesday too. threw 25k at QQQ and am down 2.2k so far. diamond hands rn but it's tough

>>22339115
Do you think someone cares if he bought QQQ at 160 or 155? Just hold.
Assuming it's stocks and not memes.

>>22338958
Link?

>>22339115
You are now aware of the power of psychoanalysis and machine learning, humans are not as complex as people think once you've transmuted the situation into data.

>>22338976

>>22339035

>>22339115
Why didn’t you buy UTZ like I told you to? In these trying times people are going to turn to comfort food. With people working from home and kids remote learning their going to buy prepared foods and snack more often.

So buy UTZ; they’re red hot!

>>22339005
Trust your gut
>tqqq 150
>nice dip I am going to buy it
>my gut saying don’t buy it anon you are catching a knife
>next day tqqq 128
>gut still nope
>tqqq 124 still nope

SNEED

>>22339005
buy the dip next paycheck

>>22339115
>>22339115
Also the odds are dangerously close to 100%, if you're in a good position you can bet your ass that people significantly better than you are in significantly better positions too

Lmfao this will live on to be a meme for years

>>22338730
Disgusting

There are some MASSIVE ipos next week. Snowflake especially

bros is the bottom finally in on the fucking nasdump? i can't take anymore pain

>>22339171
You seem disgruntled by reality

TSLA isn't going to recover, is it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA6-49jdpH0

DXY is at 0.000 right now. If DXY reacts to the red then you may have hope but otherwise, if DXY keeps going green, expect more leg downs.

>>22338835
They're closed

>>22339231
I just don't get why people here are still arguing with you.

>>22339228
The bottom is PE minus speculation, it is nearly impossible to have a situation where there is no speculation. Negative speculation never breaks below the fair value of a stock. When something is undervalued it is undervalued relative to the market.

>>22339224
I don't have the stomach to swing IPOs before first earnings.
But its on my watchlist for IPO + 6 months, same as Marqeta + 3 months

>>22339219
I'm still mad she also bought AAPL and I didn't sell immediately. I'm confident I'll break even eventually but I learned a lesson

>>22338744
Because when that last people on earth who have any idea about the stock market are buying the stock there is now no one else on earth to buy it. There is a 100 degree of kevin bacon chain of investors that got inb4 tweets like that.

>>22338916
What’s your next move masturbator? I feel bad for you and was also entertained on the thread when it was going down.

>>22339265
There isn't anything to argue about, IMO

>>22339272
>IPO +6 months
wdym?

>>22339291
Exactly.

>>22339224
snowflake has a lot of potential

>>22339219
thots were a mistake

>>22338916
Near Kentucky? Keep it together bro, never give up.

>>22339247
How does $20 sound?

>>22339130
I’m tempted to call just to chat with 2scoops

>>22339247
No but AUY will pump and break previous ATH

>>22338592
The feels when I come to /b/ for financial advice...

Full list of new diversity requirements for Oscars

>>22339115
You did this. Why did you do it? We were all so happy

Unless the fed comes out and directly starts buying stocks its probably over, at least for a few weeks anyway. Essentially 6 weeks of nonstop green, so this sell off might last a bit longer. Cashing out 3k tomorrow and waiting till the DXY starts going down. Sad my gains from the last 2 months are all gone, but there is always opportunity to make more as long as you don't go to 0. Rather cut my losses than potentially baghold for weeks, months, or years.

>>22339273
You'd be very uncomfortable to know how many normies own APPL, normies own APPL probably more than any other stock and they have for years

>>22338958
please anon, I missed this.

>>22339056
That's fair, but I'm biased against SQ because of how poor TWTR stock performance has been. On the note about small businesses, I don't know to what degree their penetration is in that market, but have V or MA moved into digital payment processing? It seems like they'll have to soon, and they have much better name recognition/can offer services at a greater loss to get more customers. Additionally, I don't know if you've noticed but small businesses aren't doing the best right now.

>>22339005
>buying before you sell
NGMI

>>22339355
That's literally the bathroom at Chicago O'Hare, gross

>>22339043
SQQQ usually is at bottom at morning dip, you could buy at open and sell at close and make money most days.

>>22339383
It's one thing to account for normies when you buy popular stock, but e-thots are completely different ballgame

Anyone here play any games like Chess, Risk or Go?

Anybody find them beneficial with overall choice making in life?

>>22339355
why wont the mods ban these faggot trannyposters

What do I do with 30k in cash

>>22339384
This is a 9 month folio i'm planning to come back next summer once i have more time to trade because of no school. Right now i'm thinking on saving my 1.4k for IPOs that look promissing. Maybe palantir,maybe snowflake, but definetely air bnb

>>22339378
When anime fags are spreading FUD that's a sure buy sign

>>22339378
On August 10th the dxy was higher than now
Did you sell back then?
Stop falling for shitty reddit fud and buy AUY

>>22339058
>[SQQQ BUY ORDER INTENSIFIES]
Fuck you faggot I'm going green

Hell I might toss 10,000 on UTZ. Food companies are booming now anyway. Still under 20 per. Figure the "new" middle price once they release earnings will be jacked to 40.

>Went to buy SPXU calls at close
>Accidentally bought 9/11 calls instead of 9/25
>Panic and sell them at 3:58
Whew, I could have lost a lot of money there!

>NASDAQ futures are up
based jerome

>have over $125,000 USD in bank account because too much of a retard to invest
>missed out on all the trump presidency market gains
>march crash happens, was gonna dump 100 grand into the market but got scared of corona volatility and figured it would be bad for the market all summer
>wasn't even gonna buy meme stuff, literally just a handful of ETFs like QQQ, SPY, VO,
>missed all the gains again

What do I do /biz/

>tfw got out before the correction

>>22339446
I’d take it to the bank

>>22339430
I need to make a twitter scraper that computes aggregate thot follower total counts relative to their follower mentions of symbols as a downside signal. Trading view dev lurkers plox add this indicator.

>>22339446
give it to me kek
or buy AUY

>>22338856
I don’t believe in taxes

>>22339511
why are you spamming pictures of an underaged boy

>>22339440
I play chess a lot. And to answer your other question, no

>>22339490
Well you fucked up for one. But now's your chance at redemption. Market's down. Bag VOO or a total market fund and let it roll. Hell picture the gains if you dumped in 100,000 during the march epic low into VOO..

>>22338730
Not even a good looking one

quit buying into worthless ponzi schemes, buy gold you clowns

>>22339541
it's him

>>22338788
>shoeshine boy
why do americans believe fake stories so easily?

>>22339568
There is literally no circumstance where gold is better to hold than the market

>>22339569
hopefully he dies a faggots death (GRID) and burns in a lake of fire for an eternity.

>>22339440
Munchkin

>>22339511
Based reverse psychology FUD

>>22339593
stay poor forever

time to buy back in and start some sweet calendar spreads

>>22339247
Stand firm, TSLAmarine :^)

>>22339541
It’s necessary when you’re a waterhead zoomer that decided to pick a boring, literally-who stock to go all in on for some reason.

>>22339247
could have a bull trap. If you're good at reading charts and able to watch them you can still make good money daytrading it but it's not something I would hold overnight. Don't fuck with it unless you're over 25k

>>22339607
Try to find one example of when owning gold is better that just rotating between the market and liquid... I'll wait.

>>22339601
Could you go into greater detail?

Reminder that there were more green than red days in March
We're a long way from the bottom

>>22339299
It is standard practice to lock in insider shares for at least 6 months after an IPO. Most IPOs ultimately go to zero. This trend usually starts after first earnings (~ 3 months) or when insiders can sell (6 months). Snowflake looks interesting but that cashburn is horrific.

>>22339642
Oh right there were two questions

Munchkin
Yes

>>22339568
Ok boomer

>>22339568
Gold performs in an extremely narrow set of conditions, and we are clearly heading towards the liquidate everything, dollar crunch scenario from the asset hyperinflation one that you /pmg/ fags got all excited over.

Goodnight boys, hope you're all comfy and ready for a great day of [CIRCUIT BREAKER] tomorrow! Sleep tight!

>>22339659
ohhh so it's like that Trade +2 thing for settlement. With berkshire buying snowflake it is very interesting however how buffet sees something with this company which is very compelling however i'm to weighed into tech and gotta diversify. so i feel i might just wait for like the robinhood and air bnb ipo

>>22339650
We are going way lower than March
This is just the beginning

>>22339202
80-100 is right zone anon until then I’m sqqq and cash-pilled and chill

>>22339663
Thanks

>>22339696
Mentally ill faggot

>>22339684
I've got a quaalude handy for tomorrow just in case. . .To numb the pain

Any suggested indicators for predicting price movement of DXY on tradingview? I normally use price-volume rank to pretty good effect, but that's useless here.

>>22339696
You're right but fucking stop posting that gross faggot

>>22339699
I called TQQQ 90 earlier, I'd be happy to buy anywhere sub-100 and hold.

>>22339289
>>22339325
think he k'd h s
t b h

>>22339511
that bulge

>>22339457
We're gonna be crashing harder than March, so go ahead and buy the dip :^)

>>22339247
It's not, sorry friendo. Pic related.

>>22339638
>bull trap
This. Pic related.

>>22339723
wait nevermind, I just realized how stupid it is to watch this minute-by-minute, pls ignore

I want no more than 5 stocks to go all in on, no more than 1 per sector. What suggestions do you anons have?

Initially wanted 2 etfs, at least one 3x leveraged BUT have come to the conclusion that most of these etfs are useless after reviewing them closely eg FNGU being filled with a bunch of stocks I wouldnt touch or SPY have 500+ companies only for 4 to literally be almost 20% of its entire portfolio. Might as well just go heavily in on a few big companies I trust to go up long term.

>>22339729
Legends never die. He’s probably just passed out in his own piss by the river banks.

>>22339440
I played chess when i was a kid well enough to beat my friends dad 3 times and piss him off. it definitely keeps you in the mindset of planning moves ahead if you play often

GME crash AM tomorrow, btw

>Using technical analysis instead of the time honoured method of Haruspicy.

I have a fresh lamb's liver that says "don't sell"

>>22339785
Yeah it's surprisingly hard to kill yourself when you're completely wasted.

>>22339805
Nah

>>22339005
how are you so fucking stupid, you buy at the BOTTOM of the dip not when it fucking starts. have fun losing another 20-30%

how fucked are your local small businesses

>>22339490
study, then get a margin account and invest 5-25% into weekly credit spreads.

>>22339673
yes, that's what i'm trying to tell you little kids

>>22339830
I haven't noticed any that didn't come back
Although now that I think about that statement...

>>22339830

>>22339804
You're not wrong but I've met a handful of people who are just really good at playing chess against retards and overestimate their intelligence or think their prophecies infallible because of it. If you don't continually play against more challenging opponents then it won't help.

>>22339814
The gods are going to need some better offerings in these dire times

How do I mimic a 3x ETF but for an individual stock?

Would much rather make my own 3x (ticker of choice) "ETF"
>etf holdings: 1

>>22339830
it's bad

>>22339878
The best way to instantly become an expert at chess is to watch any two people play chess

>>22339830
my area is actually doin good or so it seems

>>22339440
No, not to mention that I have one friend that is extremely good at chess and he's pretty much retarded outside of his chess bubble. The meme of "chess players are very smart" are pure trash, garbage, lies, fake news.. kapish?

>>22339885
Buy options
>don't do this

>>22339894
they can't beat you if you don't play anon

>>22338606
Why can’t you report your losses of negative? U spend all your money? Harvest some losses you retard.

>>22339885
Don't do it, this is how we get shit like that 3x TSLA etf

>>22339830
A lot of restaurants I used to go to have closed permanently. I don't go to many other places, but a lot are still open.

>>22339881
I'll offer my last remaining share of Tesla if that will appease the gods.

>>22338610
>>22338607
>>22338606
based firsts

>>22339830
About 1/5 are down and not coming back.

>>22339919
you can only write off up to $3k in losses and I have tens of thousands

>>22338635
Dollar feels worth less than a dollar when bread is $20

>>22339805
Keep talking shit Bobo, your shorts are about to get bogged

>>22339915
>I would've taken the bishop there that's a missed opportunity
>Watch what he does with that knight
>Four moves away from taking the queen. Watch
>Here it comes.........
>DON'T MOVE UNTIL YOU SEE IT

>>22339885
Buy OTM LEAPs.

>>22339696
hideous. way better looking boi pucci out there.

>>22339814
very redpilled

>>22339830
Waffle House in my area is re-opened, the local comic/card shop cut their open time to 3 days/week from 5, but WH is open again so CRISIS OVER

>>22339961
Sorry I meant ITM LEAPs that’s how you replicate leverage.

>>22339903
desu I was most curious about Go, as the gooks seem to be very proud of it
>>22339949
That is a different dollar, technically speaking

>>22339940
holy fuck thats it.. god Im in trouble

>>22340005
If you've got losses at the end of the year you should probably be playing a different game

>>22339949
then use margin to long bread futures with max leverage

>>22338635
i still don't understand how to use this to make money.

if i apply this to AMD (https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/AMD/amd/pe-ratio https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/AMD/amd/eps-earnings-per-share-diluted ) then using the current PE and the EPS for the 12 months leading up to June 2020, you'd get 120.6 (PE) * 0.53 (EPS) = 69.918. so are you telling me this is what price i should be paying for AMD shares? the price went all the way up to 94 recently.

>>22339885
Buy 3x knckouts at the open and sell at close each day.

>>22339202
Lol had something like this over the weekend. Wanted to fomo all in on TQQQ at $140. Instinct kept screaming at me not too.

Tfw it's now $121
Tfw I only bought 100 shares, average $128
Loss is not too bad but I shouldve stayed out longer.

>>22339289
I got in a wrangle with sum fukin n coons. I emptiued my .38 tryina kill therem bute its so fuckinng sdark idfk if i hit tehmem. Gonna trey and fiund my way home

>>22338730
Who does he think he’s fooling with those bolt-ons?

>>22339940
How did you figure out your taxes already? Manually or with a program? I’m too lazy to calculate my short terms and my tax stuff won’t work till like November

>>22340059
Use a real broker.

>>22339954
Joke's on you, I bought puts to cover potential losses on my miners. And on retrospect, I wonder, why the fuck didn't I do this before?

>>22340002
>the gooks
i thought they were all about muh chong, or baccarat

>>22339490
dump it all into IVV then forget about it

>>22340041
I initially bought TQQQ at 126 and raised by dca from there to 147 rn, I'm hurting and feel retarded cause I had some good profit for awhile
I'll probably hold but goddamn it sucks

>>22339830
A good few mom & pop shops have permanently closed their doors here in the metro Atlanta area. It’s not pretty.

>>22339202
>tqq 113 nope
>tqq 109 still nope
>tqq 110 nah
>tqq 125 nope, i'tll go down again
>tqq 134 nope
>tqq 146 nah
>tqq 141 haha see i told you it would go down again, i'll wait for a little more for more profit
>tqq 152 ok ill probably buy in soon
>tqq 165 BUY BUY BUY

>>22339920
ARKK?

>sell
F R E E
>bagholding
worry every day

>>22340041
100 at 131 here. bought today

>>22340107
Shut the fuck up tranny poster

>>22340122
At least they're posting different pictures all the time, the other one always posts the exact same one with his tits hanging out

>>22340037
Apply the metric to the current EPS and PE(TTM), as you can see that is the price of AMD. This is a metric that changes moment to moment. This is for you to better gauge future prices, i.e. you expect lower PE over the market, but higher earnings for this particular stock.

If PE drops 30% across the sector/market/that individual stock, that can certainly be an issue. However, given the EPS growth this can become a non-issue.

We're heading into a period of regression in PE but growth in EPS. You can now do specific calculations for specific companies.

>>22340122
people that acknowledge the existence of trannies and anime should be shot

it's an eye sore I've been ignoring on this website for like 14 years

>>22340122
It’s ok anon you will recoup your losses

>>22340156
I'm in straight cash, I was okay today. Maybe I should buy gold. Does AUY sound good?

>>22340131
but that's not the current price of AMD. AMD isn't $69/share currently. i was figuring you meant it was like the "true" price of AMD and so the price is currently too expensive and i'd be better off waiting for it to get around 69-70 area as that is likely an area of value and where it will recover from, be bought up from, especially by tutes.

talk in practical terms instead of theoretical, i care about making money not getting a PhD.

>>22340156
Id fyckin kill yote stupid fagjoy ass. So dick of you nastyy subhuman FUKSFT!!!

>>22339956
it doesn't really bother me, I'm a paramedic and have had people do that while I was working on a patient, eventually you learn to just tune that shit out and they leave you alone

>>22340005
not if you don't file them. In the future, you can try to start a company in your own name and invest through it for 20% rate across the board (if you make less than about $40k then you'd have a lower rate as an individual), can write-off unlimited losses. Or start a 501(c)3 for no taxes. If you go either of these routes you'll have to pay yourself as an employee and probably hire an accountant. I also haven't done this, so you should check the legality/feasibility of it before taking my word. Or you could just invest through a retirement account for the same benefits, or move to Puerto Rico and do all of the above.

>>22340059
I haven't, but I've realized gains in excess of $10k on multiple occasions and currently only have $4.5k, not a lot of math required

>>22340104
>apelanta isn't pretty
cities in general arent pretty right now and burbs arent safe either

>>22340181
Jesus Christ, bro, hodling was just a meme.

>>22340180
Based

>>22340149
>Obnoxious and annoying tripfag doesn't care about other obnoxious and annoying posters.
Okay, faggot.

>>22340180
strokepost KEK

>>22339202
My gut told me not to buy TSLA at 500... presplit

>>22340177
The numbers you're looking for are .321*245.14, the numbers were using in your earlier post are from that specific time period, at which point they were indeed accurate. This is only to help you understand how stocks have fundamental changes in value. Keyword fundamental. There are people ITT right now that believe the market is irrational.

>>22340167
How does “yes” sound
>>22340180
Pic related

>>22340181
What are your positions? Did you sell? Any liquidity? I can try to help.

>>22339830
Restaurants are fine cause I'm around fatasses so im glad my fav spots are still chugging

I don't know any other small buniesses in my area to Know if they were greatly affected

>>22340205
I thought I'd be safe because it was 10% ITM. It's ok, I'll probably make the same mistake in a month.

>>22340241
Unironically a smart play
Tesla is going to 60 (sixty) bucks

>>22339490
Buy in small amounts

>>22340227
I would delete my trip and allow 100 million other people using trips and not complain about it if it meant anime fags and trannys were erased from life

>>22340261
What the fuck is wrong with it's hand??

>>22340261
Youre a digstiting KIKE tranny!!?!!!! Itsa always you SICK FUKC’!!! Been readibgr mein kampf lateyly HITTLER WAS RIGHT ABOUYT EVERYTHING!!!!

yikes lol.

never fucking taking the vaccine

>>22340106
>tqq 165 BUY BUY BUY
>tqq 168 finally
>tqq 162 just consolidating
>tqq 147 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>tqq 143 I-It'll come come back
>tqq 135 Iron hands
>tqq 126 no no no not again...
>tqq 113 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I would be careful buying this week "deep". Try to keep a portfolio you can hold till Q1 2021 with all the volatility we will experience.

Easily can be more rug pulls later this week and next if they are hunting all the call buyers.

>>22340307
Why not just go to a website that doesn't have anime posters and where everyone always stays on topic then

>>22340307
>allow 100 million other people using trips
That already exists, retard, it's called Reddit and you have to go back.

>>22340332
>hold until Q1 2021
lmfao that is not even holding you degenerate gambler thats the minimum time span you should be messing with

>>22340320
That stock won't be looking too good soon

>>22340343
HITLER WAS AS REINCXRANTION OF JESU!!!!

>>22340320
>transverse
>>22340316
yikes

>>22340316
>Been readibgr mein kampf lateyly
I doubt it.

>>22340365
volatility changes life span of trades. If we had 15 VIX the time span for a similar trade would be 2 years.

>>22340316
First time?

>>22340339
I'm able to ignore it, not the biggest deal in the world to me. It doesn't take more effort to type negative words than positive words. Sometimes I portray more butthurt than I actually am. I don't care, but I can quickly and easily spout off harshly negative words about many subjects.
>>22340343
I don't use reddit and this is the only thread I use trips in, and in fact I have left for very long periods of time over the last few years. Most of you are newfags that dont recognize me. I'll be gone eventually. Or maybe not.

>>22340392
Been analyzing this dhit with my braib

>>22340378
youre trying to be funny but thats actually a true statement

>>22340320
>tfw you trust the experts

>>22340379
Why is this freak always taking photos in public restrooms?

>>22340265
it was TQQQ 160c 10/2, finally sold today at open. Pic related is what I'm holding now, some of it is retarded shit I bought months ago and haven't been able to unload because $0.01/share. Liquidity is shit. I should probably sell everything and stay cash till next monday but don't want to realize more losses.

>>22340320
>myelitis
if that is linked to the vaccine then the market's fucked

>>22340397
Yeah, volatility is a huge issue. Going long term or short term is a bad idea if you start at the peak of volatility.

>>22340418
Just turn the trip off, the sideways brick won't be remembered.

>>22340415
Second
>>22340425
Im serious too anonfrne

>>22339511

>>22340261
i think you posted the wrong version

>>22338635
I realized I did have something to add
-There is no such thing as bears and bulls, this is a myth, you have value and you have irrationality. Value is regressive to a base, and irrationality is upward momentum.

>>22340320
Holy shit, that stock might pull a Tesla

>>22340419
Huh, then I hope you enjoy it.

>>22340462
Cringe
>>22340479
>>22340479
>>22340479

>>22340437
He's homeless

>>22340446
There is no situation in which I can be influenced by others

>>22340476
There is one measure that matters for a trader or investor. Returns. Not theory.

>>22339684
If we hit even 1 circuit breaker I'm fully pulling out and touching stocks for maybe a month.

>>22340543
>pulling out and touching

>>22340296

>>22340513
I agree, these however are rules and not theory.

>>22340454
saved

>>22340418
I remember you and you were equally as autistic and annoying as you are now.

I would unironically give up my entire 100k+ portfolio to watch someone round up the tripfags from here and torture them to death.

>>22340508
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

>>22340508
Aren't you being influenced everytime you decide to reply to someone else's post? You wouldn't have typed any of that post if not for the previous anon.

>>22340602
>>22340596
I think you two would be surprised
>>22340593
I'd give up my trip for a slice of that, ngl it's not important to me

So how low can oil go?

>>22340656
negative infinity.

>Grubhub arrives at door
>sir here's your complementary barrel of oil

>>22339165
midwit

>>22340705
this but unironically. crude oil is extremely toxic and expensive to store, I'm sure that in a few months BP will be intentionally just pouring their oil into the ocean

>>22340181
damn that makes me feel better, but don't worry i got waxed last week. went from $21k --> $8.3k... mostly from credit spreads and panic selling. I was doing really good too... started around $10k but back to square one.

>>22340320
>takes vaccine early November
>Get disability gibs indefinitely
>can shit post and gamble welfare check for eternity
>waifus 24/7 playing on TV in background
>never have to deal with niggers again

I don't hate the idea desu

>>22340772
oil's bottom earlier this year just because house of saud gonna saud was then tell. this week's dump was also saud. US shale will never come back

>>22340861
The market will recover and you can then throw it all in TQQQ

>>22340479
>>22340479
>>22340479

>>22340873
interesting fact: during the trump rally livestream today, the only part that the crowd didn't USA USA USA USA for was when he started talking about vaccines and warp speed. he went on lamenting bidenharris as being conspiracy theorist about vaccines and the crowd didn't say a word. rest of speech was typical CHANT CHANT CHANT CHANG RA RA RA. livestream chat was like TRUMP NOOOOOOO when he was talking about warp speed.

>mfw people on the right think vax is nwo chip blah blah
>mfw people on the left think vax is trump rushed election ploy
>mfw the trial negative news spreads tomm on the open

just an observation anons

>>22339684
If we hit even 1 circuit breaker I'm fully pulling out and touching stocks for maybe a month.

>>22340040
>knckouts
What does that mean. Youre by far the closest to what I think it works like.

>>22339940
Unfortunately it seems to force you to use the 3k losses even if you made paltry money that year. Pist me off as i made little money last year when i lost 10k (made it back plus more this year) but man i didnt enjoy being forced into using the 3k reduction

>>22339999
>>22339961
Hmm idk how it works as none of you (including the other anons) agree in this nonetheless that itm leap was something ive been planning on doing

>>22339805
GME will beat earnings expectations after close tomorrow and trigger the short squeeze

Last time to get cheap 1/2021 15 c options.

30x upside

>>22341033
Clarify this for me. If there is a short squeeze what's to stop the short sellers who are forced to cover their shorts from just immediately dumping them and crashing the price?

>>22340248
I don't see where you are getting a PE ratio of 245.14 for AMD, everywhere I find has a PE (ttm) of 95.36.

>>22341509
>>22341487
If you sold a put, like this guy did, how do you dump it afterwards

>>22341592
I understand put sellers would need to buy calls to dump them. I bought a call so I could have a blast with everyone else on /biz/. But I still don't understand why the price wouldn't immediately dump.