/biz/ - Business & Finance

>people now need to buy cones to go outside

Thanks trump, you ruined our economy and lets the jews destroy blue collar jobs all because you didnt ban all chinks

How much did you lose?

I kept buying the diparino anons

>>22333599
3k

>>22333591
they look like those cones the dogs wear after surgery so they don't chew their stitches.

>>22333591
I need to whiten my teeth, but the strips I used hurt my gums so badly. What should I do?

>anon got fired for looking at testicles at work

I am financially sad
>>22333599
Im bag holding also 500 dollars

Was worried I would lose money today but I’m all in on SHLL. When’s the merger?

>>22333599
Not too much today. Thursday and Friday, though...

>>22333620
Only 3k...Bobo will do better tomorrow.

>>22333599
I sold Slack this morning so only 2.7%.

>>22333625
>for watching brandi love actally

>>22331824
>Another "banks responsible for destroying the global economy" episode
It's all so tiresome.

So uhh... not even one guy shilling Tsla at the ATHs will man up and admit you were all fucking way off???

It’s still going

>>22333578
When is this bubble going to pop?
Market Cap to GDP is almost at 2.0.

>>22333599
Have 117 shares on Apple. On my way to losing 3.5k. Should I continue to hold like a good goy or should I pull out while I still have the chance?

okay im out at a small loss.

im with you now bobos. not as a short, but as a buyer looking for cheapies. i hope the whole fucking things burns to the goddamn GROUND (*note: ground being the 200 period moving average)

>TSLA ST is devolving into meme image wars between TSLA bulls using tea leaves and images of Musk against low effort TSLA bears that farm replies
>MAGA posting increasing almost as fast as the stock is falling
TSLA is in the 3rd stage of the GNUS cycle. This does not bode well for bagholders.

>>22333652
Anyone tell them who runs the majority of the banks?

>>22333599
I’m down about $15k which is like 30% of my folio

>>22333672
I mean it’s Apple so it’s going to go back up

AUY

>>22333675
What should be my entry point for TESLA? $150???

>>22333599
down 10% and ~3k in the last 3 days

If these earnings are any indication, $PTON is about to get booty blasted from Mars.

>>22333667
Meaningless ratio. GDP is over time, market cap is not based on time but goes into the future I

>keep buying dips
>puts keep going up

I'm OK with this I guess

>>22333694
>Taking a photo of your post-op child.
>They wear that hat.
Holy shit, what's going on in dad's head at that point?

>>22333672
Why not sell now and buy back in when sub 100? Pre-crash was only around 80 anon.

>>22333694
at this point im assuming this is you. can you post the shocked image of you while reading 4chan calling you a tranny, again? thanks.

>>22333591
Ha! After replying to posts after thread was abandoned all day I've finally caught up with you lot! So go ahead, say something silly, I'll reply like a shot!

HOLDIE HOLDIE WHEN WILL YOU FOLDIE

>>22333599
Roughly $4000 since Thursday

>>22333694
I would destroy that pussy

Tfw money is available but no one is borrowing to buy the market back.

Freefall

https://apps.newyorkfed.org/markets/autorates/temp

only going to say this once

Go long:

Gold guns grub and mining stocks/utilities

short:
pussy tech stonks and anything popular

>>22333754
Get fucked psyopping jew

>>22333754
Trump is a jew puppet

>>22333745
it actually amazes me how many jojo quotes are applicable out-of-context to the stock market.

>>22333694
lmfao his face is like 4 shades lighter than his body. He needs to learn how to get proper fucking makeup to match his skin tone if he's going to out on so many layers to hide his man jaw.

>>22333612
>average price over 2k
You might be in the black by 2030 if literally everything goes right

>>22333667
GDP is getting harder to quantify.
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/10/11/fed-tries-to-figure-out-value-of-free-internet-services-to-americans.html
>In a speech this week, Fed Chairman Jerome Powell raised the possibility that the problem is with the data itself. GDP measures the value of products and services that are bought and sold. But many of the greatest technological innovations of the internet age are free. Search engines, e-mail, GPS, even Facebook — the official economic statistics are not designed to capture the benefits they generate for businesses and consumers.

Cramer just opened his show with accidentally saying “cunt”

futures down bigly

>>22333679
Is it white men?

>>22333599
Down 1.2k because of fucking TQQQ
I want to drop it but I know when I sell it's going to shoot back up

>>22333808
oof

>ARK analysts are straight up chads

bros.. we're ngmi..

>>22333808
FREEFALLING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT'S NOT OVERRRRRRRRRRR

Bros I got a sharp pain in my side and need to go to the hospital but at least I'm not a TSLA baggie LMAO

:dabbingemoji: :poggers: :100:

My portfolio on the 13th of September

WHY IS IT GOING DOWN AGAIN
STOP FUCKING SELLING RETARDS

Trump is speaking soon, I hope he saves us

>its another banks are too greedy to avoid getting buttfucked by repo markets episode
TARP turned all the banks into greedy but stupid boomers

>>22333694
Do trannies exist Donnelly because weak willed parents can't say "no"?

>>22333835
>a sharp pain in my side
suck it up, I had those and never went to the hospital

CRAB-17 continues...

so.. 200-250-300 spy puts eom?

Anyways. This downturn will not stop until a positive catalyst is introduced, and the only thing that comes to mind right now is Apple's keynote on 9/15. Until then, expect a freefall..

>>22333814
let us know when you sell, anon.

Cramer drawing dicks now, hes snapped

>>22333844
Futures faling?

Thats....


Terrible

>EVIL SMIRK

>>22333860
Stimulus for everyone or we'll be red till Friday for sure.

>>22333835
Yeah, the only thing worse than an AAPL bagholder (me) is a TSLA bagholder lol. Gives me some comfort.

>>22333735
ME NO HER
>>22333698
SUB 80
>>22333754
AUY
>>22333808
RED TIL AFTER THE ELECTIONS

>>22333599
-0.2% today.

Jup
Free fall

Welcome to the Chinese century

>>22333893
I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>22333842
is the movie on the right any good? i forget what it's called.

>>22333694
H-hot

GME chads we post pumpin

>>22333900
EO The Stimulus money announcement plz

>>22333788
The ark lady says 15k by 2024

>>22333599
$1300

>>22333928

>>22333844
Why? Everyone is selling. Nobody buys. Day after day.

The US stock market is dead.

>>22333694
Every single fucking time.

Looks like tomorrow is gonna be a fun day

>>22333889
i'll take a look, anyone watching this?
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/
>https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/
>https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

"whenever you see that kind of action, you have to do some selling! even if the companies are great! return to normalcy!"

lmao more hindsight 20/20 huh?

>>22333942
He already did but didnt actually send any money because we didnt tell him to because nobody actually cares about white americans especially people who had a job

>>22333928
Its our time.

What are some good 20 to 40 euros stocks to hold for about 4 to 6 months?

>>22333900
If there is no stimulus we will hit SPY 250

>>22333970
>they*

Not we

Holy fuck dollar just keeps going up

It’s almost at full on trigger another dump in AH mode

>>22333844
> WHY DOWN??
Is this the time to explain to /smg/ that dividends are the foundation of the entire stock market? Speculation does not create value, you are speculating that companies are going to create value. What value? Dividends.

>>22333889
>you take some off the table. not because you're afraid, not because im afraid, but because it's rational

my fucking sides how does this guy still have a job?

>>22333995
what app?

>>22333819
>>22333833
>>22333910
many such cases!

>>22333998
Ssshhh baggies don't understand DCF

Line only go up

>>22333844
one of the vaccines was turning faggots in to vegetables, imagine injecting yourself with mister shekelsberg's nu medicine

>>22333995
Anyone having fun in the market?

You know that's not allowed.

>>22333995
Is it good or bad?

Any reason not to throw some money into SQQQ right now?

>>22333578
this market freefall is guaranteed to short squeeze GME, r-right?

I sold my first born child into sex slavery to buy two shares of tesla at 500. WHAT SHOULD I DO BIZ. I have so much free time now

>>22334024
What is DCF?

>>22333928
tomorrow GME 3000$

>>22334035
Real good if you have no stocks and are holding straight cash (me)

>>22334035
Means stock market is gonna tumble more.

JESUS FUCK

IT JUST KEEPS PLUMMETING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I want to fucking die.

Oceania and Asia is about to wake up.
Futures dropping like a rock hard turd in the sea.
Here we go.

>>22333679
Damn Christians.

>>22334035
Dollar line go up everything go down

Dollar line go up everything go up

>Sold $40k of VOO holdings pretty much at top
>Salivating as the valuation drops
Fuuuuck when should I buy back in?

>>22333913
>Welcome to the Chinese century
There's only 80% left of the century, so a bit short, their century.
> Chinese
Oh, right. Because they're very short.

>>22334050
lmao I'd say this is a sell signal but we're way past that

>>22333998
Who the fuck would buy stocks if all you got were dividends?
Also, what do you think derivatives are for if not speculation?

>cramer says UTZ is a buy

time to sell?

>>22334066
If you just wait long enough your wish will come true without you having to do anything!

>>22334061
>VIX still rocketing
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

FUCK THIS I'M DUMPING EVERYTHING TOMORROW

>>22334061
>its a small caps are eating more shit again despite being already more beaten down to start with
Ahh yes, back to these April episodes I see.

>>22334066
>I WANT TO FUCKING DIE

>Sips coffee

>All in a day's work

>Comfy

>>22334082
Being short seems to be a winning play atm

>>22333910
I mean normally I think traps are gross and should an hero, but really, what other option does a manlet like that really have?

Aurcana is probably the best bet for moonshots especially since its on RH.

AUY is good too tho

Here's my bet: Futures are currently 1% down for all US indexes as I write this. If no rebound happens within the next hour we're gonna see circuit breakers again.

>>22333917
Guns akimbo, I was drunk when I watched it but I think I enjoyed it, probably worth a rent

>>22333917
>Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Society

TSLA DOWN A FURTHER 4.20% AH
>TSLA DOWN A FURTHER 4.20% AH
TSLA DOWN A FURTHER 4.20% AH
>TSLA DOWN A FURTHER 4.20% AH
TSLA DOWN A FURTHER 4.20% AH
>TSLA DOWN A FURTHER 4.20% AH
TSLA DOWN A FURTHER 4.20% AH
>TSLA DOWN A FURTHER 4.20% AH

>>22334058
Nice. I'm 50 cash 50 gold right now.

It’s fucking over. Msft at $230? Probably never gonna see that again as MSFT tumbles to sub $150 over the next few weeks. AAPL? Get a fucking perspective. That shit will never see $100 again. Two overvalued shit meme companies. Should have listened to the boomers all along and invested in Home Depot.

>>22333995
we literally talked about DXY as a selloff indicator on weekend /smg/. holy fucking shit i hate workweek /smg/.

If you don't sell everything tomorrow you're an idiot.
The US gives no support to its economy and market.
It's all downhill from here.

>>22334116
Based I fucking hope so.

LETS GOOOOOOO CRASH THIS MOTHERFUCKER

>>22333599
$300, not bad but there's more to come looking at aftermarket.

>>22334094
based and positivitypilled

Thanks to based miners I would be green today if USFD and KO didn't shit themselves.

>>22334082
>grabbing at the air this hard
>seething this hard
ngmi anon

>>22334074
Financially, I'm literally that one German soldier who accidentally stepped on a mine in the mud right now.

>>22334129
Dollar spiking again. Curious to see what it does to PMs. Miners held their own today.

>>22334076
Kekn that's why I asked. The market is going bonkers. Logic doesn't work anymore.

>>22334146
Tards that come for bullruns never stick around

Is there anything WRONG with holding TQQQ for the long term? I bought in at around $167

*cough* b-bros im not gunna make it

>>22333998
>>22334089
If a stock doesn’t pay any dividend it’s literally a Ponzi scheme. You don’t have to buy fucking T and MO to get dividends, plenty of growth stocks pay dividend and the ones that don’t are just Ponzi schemes

Not looking good, bros. We are living through history this year

>>22333599
$6542

GME CHADS LETS FEAST ON THE CHEAPIES

>>22333952
What the fuck is 'poggers' and why am I seeing zoomers saying it all over all of a sudden

>>22334191
You're fine.

So i kept buying more shares on the way down but now I'm out of cash and everything keeps dropping. now what? wait it out? get a sex change? starting posting anime?

>>22334125
how much TSLA does portnoy own and at what price? how much tech in general does portnoy own, and at what price? i want to track this suffering.

>this mouthbreather is CFO of twitter

Lmao

>>22333599
14k in the last week

The dip is over. Everyone get back in.

>Lost half of today's gains in after market

>>22334193
>TSLA has no dividends.
Glad I got off that train early last week.

>>22334234
Apparently it isn't lol

>>22334208
what happened? i only have money in it im willing to lose 100% of but still. did we get fucked on earnings already or something?

>>22334196
Are you ready for kids interviewing you about 2020 for their class projects?
When you are asked what was it like to live through negative oil, or Western US being on fire, stay in place orders, MAGAboomers, and Matayoshi Son running a fucking biopenny like PnD on TSLA?

>>22333599
33k, left with 2.5k. approx -98.5%, anons how do you cope? I feel dead inside.

Is Trump speaking today?
If he doesn't were fucked for good

Surely nobody here is as dumb as me.

>>22334277
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

i can't take this anymore, i'll just go to sleep

> you could have put it all in VTSAX and you'd be in the green for the year
It didn't have to be this way anons.

>>22334277
Post pics we want your loss porn

>>22334273
It's been a crazy year, but it will be impossible to relay the energy that we feel this year to anyone who didn't experience it. It's been a truly historical, and weird year

WMT is looking like a really solid buy soon

>>22334287
Sure is....BOBO TRUMP

>AHEMM...
>LET THE GOLDEN BEAR MARKET CONTINUE

>>22334264
Today it crabbed and went a bit up. During one of the worst days for many stocks.

GME is rock hard.

>>22334287
Yeah, in 40 minutes or so. I'm hoping for some surprisingly good news to slow things down a bit and let us all take a breather. I'm sure he knows we need it. Dems would be only too happy to say that his economy sucks at the debate stage in October

>>22333928
>9/11 position at $7

If I go all in on SQQQ tomorrow somehow Elon will launch a mobile suit gundam into downtown LA and send TSLA to $3000 EOD.

AHHHH~ I LOVE WATCHING MY STOCKS GO DOWN AND MINEY EVAPORATING AH UHHUHH IM GONNAAAA COOOM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22334277
Jesus christ anon, sell now and buy a burger and get some tryptophan in your system.

>>22334277
i'm happy when portnoy's low IQ followers lose money buying the dips all the way down to bankruptcy

>>22334297
they can’t be saved

>>22334299
2016 was better now everyone is bitter

>>22334299
Is this historical armor or recently made because it looks sick as hell.

>>22334332
Do it for us, anon. I'm buying more tomorrow.

BMRG ANNOUNCES MERGER

Cheap AF right now.

You're Welcome.

>>22334319
When

>>22333599
$8000 today, probably another $8000 tomorrow

fuck me I almost sold my DAL leap today for +100%, now it's gonna tank because vaccines are fucked

Should I hold AAPL or sell everything then rebuy when it's in double digits? I still have plenty of cash, so I could just hold and buy the dip too.

>>22334277
how

>>22334388
>vaccines are fucked
source?

>>22334324
If we dump then they are right as well. Trump sitting on his thumbs as the market tanks? Not looking good

uh guys... the line is gonna stop going down soon right?

>>22333928

>>22334277
Waiting for pics, but Jesus Christ man what the hell did you do?

>>22334400
Sell everything tomorrow. We broke all support. We are crashing again.

Shifting back into TQQQ tomorrow. BTFD

>>22334400
Sell then rebuy at double digit. Or buy Disney if you're feeling magical.

>>22334297
I've been all in on VTI (same as VTSAX) since November and the gains and losses have all cancelled each other out. It's practically been nothing but a slightly-less-shitty savings account so far for me as far as I'm concerned

>>22334424
>didnt exit last week at peak capitulation of greed
ngmi fren

>>22334193
Very retarded post.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THISSSSSSSS

>>22334424
You have almost all the good, covid-resistant companies. I'd sell Tesla at a loss and buy more Amazon. They'll peak during autumn and winter again.

>>22334441
You're going to lose another 20% before it goes up.

Are you guys really asking how somebody lost 98.5%? They were probably knee deep in October tech calls or something even more retarded like 9/11 tech calls.

>>22334297
I have about 75% of my money in VOO and the rest in tech stocks.
Both have been down the last couple of days, but obviously tech a lot more. I'm not sure how I'll continue next year - if I'll just dump it all into index ETFs or continue to put at least a portion of it into growth stocks.

>>22334089
>Who the fuck would buy stocks if all you got were dividends?
If you figure out the answer to this you are on your way to understanding the stock market.

Stupid Market
Smart money

>"Mr. Cuomo, the president will be giving a speech shortly."

>>22334476
yeah I sold the very large majority of my TSLA with a stop loss that hit 417 but I still wanted a couple of shares.

surprisingly Elon is been very quiet these days I bought today TSLA dip and sold it 5% profit before dipping again might do it again tommorow.

>>22334475
Not fucking good bros.

>>22334502
>buy stock
>get .1% dividend a year
>loses 20% in a week

>>22334297
I'm up 200% for the year.

>tsla marines eow

When’s SHLL merger

>they're dying? amazing. keep dumping, i want every single last bagholder to lose everything.

I sold everything last week and had a lot of time to think about stuff. At dinner the other night my gf brought up the jews and I can’t get them out of my head.

Should I buy some TSLA calls at 300 if I want to be a millionaire next year?

There are 2.3 MILLION shares in the TSLA 320p for Friday and 4.3 million in the TSLA 300p.
Those are the last resistance levels for TSLA for this week on its option chain. Puts are almost never bought by retail so those are likely held by banks and hedge funds.

>>22334466
Yea I’m sure your unrealized TSLA gains you were bragging about last week are doing you good now. Reminder that dividend are your friend in bull and bear markets alike. Like I said you don’t have to buy divvie stocks like T that literally never move, there’s plenty of good stocks that pay a 2-4% dividend AND have healthy growth.

Anons vix is in a wedge either it breaks way up or way down

Dollar is up and keeps going

Stay in cash be careful

You’ve been warned it’s not worth it

Also banks repo rebalance is next week

When did Bear Sterns fail? March 15th
When did Lehman brothers fail? September 15th
When was the last repo crises? September 17th, 2019
Take away? The week of September 14th, 2020 will be an absolute blood bath of epic proportions in the repo market.

>>22334545
Within 3 weeks.

>>22334089
Holy shit please learn basic finance fucking brainlet

>>22334363
Looks like Early Rennaissance Italian-Style Armor. Milanese Armor was considered "The Best" (this will be controversial only to the Germany-boos, though) in the Middle Ages. And Toledo Steel was considered the best for Swords and weapons

>>22334551
What did your gf say about the jews, anon

>>22333599
0
I got a margin call 3 months ago and didnt re-enter until now
Im thinking about reentering in a week when crash ends and i will sweep in to buy cheapies

>>22334543
Portland looks like THAT?

>>22334343
>>22334348
>>22334406
>>22334428
It wasn't in stocks directly, it was in Oil Futures, which since there's no commodity general, I occasionally post about in /smg/.
For the uninitiated, while your markets went red, oil too dropped nearly 20% in 3 days.

>>22333599
me lose $700 today despite being short because apparently on labor doesnt count as "close".

>>22334574
It's not going to crash, the FED is in town still.

They're not stopping this RN, because

1) They've done enough QE for now

2) They're trying to prevent a DOT-COM bubble.

>>22334526
Just hold then, everything in your portfolio will recover, eventually pump. If you hold long-term it will be a nice profit. I'd buy more if anything, just don't sell. Amazon will eventually split the stock, they already dominate their sector, so I'd say you have a very small but comfy folio to sit on.

>>22334538
That’s where your wrong. Dividend stocks are the only stocks on my portfolio that haven’t tanked in the past week. Home Depot, JPM and Pepsi have fared this pretty well. It’s literary just AAPL MSFT and V tanking my folio

>>22334409
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/09/08/astrazeneca-shares-fall-after-coronavirus-vaccine-study-is-put-on-hold.html

Jesus Christ why did I try to catch the falling knife with AAPL.

>>22334571
Dividends don't mean shit if the total capital value of a stock goes down.

>>22333599
I deserve pain for my hubris

>>22334571
lmao you newfag chasing dividends is for retards ok. multiple time it's been proven not worth it and doesn't even beat s&p500.

>>22334534
JEROOOOOME

what goes inside the head a short seller so fixated on GME?
Stays green while the market is a sea of red. What makes some decide to keep trying to short GME?

>>22334409
AZN phase 3 trials put on hold after serious adverse reactions observed

>>22334616
Id rather double my money every weak instead of bagholding for .1% yield

>>22334612
QE is inflating new stock market bubbles. That is the only tangible, consistent result of QE in any country that tries it.

how do i cope

>>22334583
Nice try bull

Got some good advice for you

Keep Buying the Dip

>EVIL SMIRK

>>22334298
>>22334428
Can't post pics, I closed the account off. But if you must know, the retarded optimist in me held oil from $42 to $36, each step thinking, it just dumped 5%, it can't drop much more unless it's the corona crash again, but it just kept dumping.

>>22334594
too bad you had absolutely no idea of risk management. you're a gambling addict, not a tader. get help dude.

So when is elon going to have the faggots at s&p committee murdered?

>>22334612
Gods speed you fool, gods speed

I hope bobo gets you by the neck

You're all a bunch of pussies and you're not going to make it.

>>22334611
*labor day

had GTC NQ_F order set on sunday, expected it to close 5PM but it didn't ;_;

woke up with massive loss

>>22334638
>>22334619
>after serious adverse reactions observed
kek, since when has that ever stopped them?
I know more people vaccinated for the flu that get the flu than those that don't take the needle and stay healthy

>>22334571
I never touched TSLA or APPL. I'm up over 200% and barely any of those gains are from dividend stocks. Dividends are the laziest and least effective form of increasing shareholder value.

>>22334621
because you're a portnoy low IQ follower. Can't wait for all of them to be wiped out during the next big crash

>>22334641
>double your money in a few weeks
>literally crashes back down to where it was a month and a half ago in 3 days
??? What are you gaining? Did you manage to time the top perfectly or are you just coping? Because if you’re 100% in tech you’ve now lost all of your August gains, meanwhile I’m only down 5% overall since the start of this bloodshed because I diversified and didn’t go all in on tech.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiUAdcJlKgI

Trump has just landed. Hope we get a good announcement!

>>22334563
So does this mean if TSLA goes below 320 and then 300 it's a massive sell off?

AMD will make it to $120 once Ryzen gen 4 is announced, r-right?
I won't have to hold my $94 bags for very long, r-right?

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE BAGHOLDING TESLA

What should I buy /biz/

Oil at 36$?
Im dreaming?
Its time to fill up tanker bros

>>22334713
ur retard

Think I'll just become a boomer and buy shares.

>>22334502
Billionaire Jews who can live of the dividends and don't give a fuck how much their investment is worth.

>>22334581
All the homos that learned """finance""" in school and are now leading mutual funds are underperforming the market consistently, precisely because they hold to outdated book learning about 'value' and 'discounted cash flow'.

>>22334737
Indirectly yes because I have TQQQ

>>22334612
>It's not going to crash, the FED is in town still.
It is crashing. The Fed stopped supporting and there is only one way now. Down.

>>22334729
can TSLA just go fuck itself and dump on its own? We can have the rest of the market go back to normal, right?

>>22334741
NRGU

>>22334654
Keep dreaming, green line only goes up
If not now then in the eventually it will

>>22334689
I’m not saying buy pure dividend plays retard. I own non tech growth stocks that also pay a decent dividend. There’s a difference between buying MO or VZ for the dividend when the stock price literally never moves, and buying a stock that goes up 10% annually AND pays a dividend. You’re silly little tech bubble is bursting and all your unrealized gains are vaporizing.

>>22334584
It was mainly about how obscenity laws in America were erased after a Jewish pornographer went to the Supreme Court in the 50s and won. The laws were designed to protect people who didn’t have a concept of morality yet (children). We talked about the Jews and the history of banking and it got me thinking about the markets.

>>22334645
We'll see some red days up ahead...mainly because July/August were up HUGE.

If the FED needed to intervene, they will. They always have tools in their toolbox.

>>22334737
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22334713
Not him but I called the top perfectly. Sitting on $150k cash

>>22334594
>>22334656
RIP friend.
Oil futures have got the better part of many people.
>>22334750
Waiting for the spike it charter rates. Gonna walk lightly in that territory right now.

JEROME BUY SPY CALLS WE NEED MORE "LIQUIDITY"

>>22334737
I got 1 share post split that I held onto. Kinda want to have a finger on board the Titanic lol

>>22333893
please bobo stop
we get it now stop
STOP!!!

Wow I sold Tesla at 486 and apple at 131. Feelsgoodman HAHAHA SUCKERS AND I HAD 25K IN EACH

>>22333694
My wife when I make it.

>>22334819
>Wife

Anon, I...

>>22334772
Then why am I up 73% for the year

>>22334713
post your shitfolio plz i want to prove that ur retarded

>>22333599
During this little dump? I'm doing good. I lost a lot in the corona crash from being a greedy fucking retard.

>>22334181
bought at 150, im holding until the ship sinks, fuckit

>>22334139
>as MSFT tumbles to sub $150 over the next few weeks.
That seems extreme, given that inflation is going to make all stocks rise (or rather take their "correct" valuation then multiply it by 1.3 over the next 6 months), they've got the xbone 2.0 coming out in christmas and all shit like that is going to sell well because we'll still be in 'rona lockdown until the vaccines (efficacious or not) become widely available (or perceived to be available)

MSFT is just getting brought down by a combination of TSLA shitting the bed fucking the whole sector, and it being way overvalued (but still the only option)

>>22334841
wife (male)

>>22334819
People can marry dogs now? I knew the slippery slope thing wasn't just a meme.

>>22334841
Why not? Shes cute and has a strong father figure.

>>22334638
>Rushed vaccine trials crash and burn

Imagine my surprise

>>22334729
It is difficult to say because you don't know how much ammo each side has. If the put writers have more sway with their holdings than what they will do is make sure those puts expire worthless. So that would mean that by Friday, the price is rattling around 300 or 320 to than dump afterwards like happened on Friday of last week.
But if they don't, than the stock might blow past those points anyway and the put writers will likely have taken the loss by selling (cheap) calls to cover.
There is nothing below 300 except for the usual suspects of nice round numbers like 250, 200, etc.

>>22334777
It's not crashing anon.

It's correcting.

You can see this by the stocks that are going green (Recovery & SPAC).

>>22334782
Maybe....But not this week ;)

>Bitcoin casually flying up 6% before dumping back down again
Kek'd, I love seeing bitcoin freaking out because of the market

ALERT ALERT

OXFORD CANCELS VACCINE TRIALS AFTER IDENTIFYING SEVERE ADVERSE REACTION

>futures
Holy based I'm going to beat the market and the boomholders by just doing nothing, galaxybrain trading strategy right here.

>>22333694
This is disturbing and gross. What the fuck is wrong with you?

TRUMP'S HOSTING A CAMPAIGN RALLY, NOT A GENERAL PRESS CONFERENCE.
I WANT HIM TO ANNOUNCE MORE MONEY.

>>22334896
Lies

Alright anons, we could have seen this coming with some indicators and not being blind to euphoria. I'm new to this and want education and input. These are generally signs of a market dip/crash:

>VIX spiking
>DXY spiking
>DIX plummeting

What else?

>>22333578
GOING ALL IN ON DFEN. WARREN BUFFET WOULD BE PROUD OF ME

Bring on the virus fear this fall and winter to send tech stocks back to flying high again. (aka Apple @ 300). Make a nice Christmas stocking stuffier. Bring on the stock buyback with the looming iphone profits.

>>22334896
Oxford??

>>22334814
Congrats. Everyone knew it was a bubble propped up by the stench vapor of reddit shit.

>>22334750
I'm gonna do some TA on Oil. But if I get the chance, I will short this motherfucker on the way down to $20 like I should have done the first time around.

>>22334594
how many barrels bro?
hopefully it goes back up to around 50 by dec/jan and swap fees are not too high.

>>22334090
UTZ is too cute to sell. Hold her tight and hold her dearly.

SELL YOUR MEMELINES AND YOUR OIL ITS OGRE

A large, Phase 3 study testing a Covid-19 vaccine being developed by AstraZeneca and the University of Oxford at dozens of sites across the U.S. has been put on hold due to a suspected serious adverse reaction in a participant in the United Kingdom.

A spokesperson for AstraZeneca, a frontrunner in the race for a Covid-19 vaccine, said in a statement that the company’s “standard review process triggered a pause to vaccination to allow review of safety data.”

>>22334217
Back to your grave, grandpa.

>>22334871
Were in deflation why do you think dollar is going up?

People paid off debt with stimulus so did companies they “destroyed” money aka increased its value

>TQQQ at 118
Wow, it's in July territory
6 weeks of gains erased in 3 days

>>22334813
>NOOOO
>You all made fun of me the past two months.
>Now you can have your just deserts
>Time to go SUPER SAIYAN MODE TOMORROW

Oh jesus fuck it never stops..............

>>22334956
Based, hopping in once it hits 80

>>22334181
zoom out the chart and ask yourself this again.

>>22334916
Monthly chart on nasdaq August was legit on the moon fully separated from the bolinger band first time in history

>>22334908
They'll wait a month, they want people struggling and nervous. Just to make sure they remember who saved them in their darkest hour during the elections.

>>22334956
hey remember how /smg/ started talking about TQQQ more frequently by August
anons got too greedy. Oof

good thing GME is going to save your fucking asses

>>22334950
It's not that the dollar is going to go up it's that things with intrinsic value that can be measured in dollars (commodities, stocks, real estate, whatever) will go "up" in their price as listed in dollars even though their real dollar value will stay the same

If you dont buy coffee puts now you are a loser who is never gonna make it

>>22334966
DIE SOFTBANK DIE AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/oxford-vaccine-trial-hold-due-safety-issue-n1239581

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/oxford-vaccine-trial-hold-due-safety-issue-n1239581

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>>22334992

Where's Donald?

>>22334950
Not this week. This is more because the banks are liquidating for their Fed reviews and that has created a shortage of dollars. It's been so shorted that we might also be getting a short squeeze.
The banks knew this could happen and they are too stupid and greedy to take the gradual steps they should have.

>>22334966
LMAO WTF

Belated ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I’m down 1.41%, notta that bad! Unfortunately the biggest wind storm in 25 years has hit my city, 115 mph winds have knocked out power and are coming again tonite. I’m charging my phone at work hehe, I was out of battery all today.

>>22334972
unironically this

>>22334977
Do you have a recommended site for charts? I'm all over the place and would like one decent resource to learn with.

>>22334956
>>22334972
Do you guys even know what TQQQ does or do you just buy it like it's a shitcoin?

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>>22334950
>People paid off debt with stimulus so did companies
Well, the answer for either of our positions would be in historic data (such as from the '08 bailouts or other historic government intervention events) to have a really useful conversation and I'm too lazy to do the due diligence

GREED = BOG
How many times do you retards buy into "The New Paradigm" when it's really just a huge sell-off signal.

>>22335020
UTAH ANON?

Anons the dump will continue

>>22334871
let's be honest, Microsoft sucks.

>>22335031
All I know is stonk goes up

>>22335062
Yaya downtown ess ell cee

>>22334788
I’ve thought about how Jews are being talked about more and more these days, and how this was not so much the case pre-Internet. I know a few Jews who have talked about being scared by it, but they’re rich, sheltered assholes so I don’t exactly sympathize.

>>22334115
>I mean normally I think traps are gross
>Proceeds to list multiple by name

>>22334786
Name your so called "growth" stocks then. All you sound like to me is a coper.

Can't believe I've escaped this kind of dump in the green. /biz/ really should have a SPAC general because so many of them are going off lately.

>>22334938
5 Lots, or 5000 Barrels.

>>22335020
HULLO DING ANON! Today was wild. I did fine though. Only equity exposure is airlines and those did fine with flat close. Oh and KO but that's whatever.

>>22334625
I didn't say you should chase dividends. I said without them you wouldn't have a stock market.

>>22334788
Where did you find such a based girlfriend? Also did she learn that from /pol/? Where do normies learn about this stuff.

>>22334884
puts on PFE after they got kicked out.

>>22334574
>>22334612
1 and a half weeks from now.

Meanwhile Gates vaccine is spreading polio.
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>>22334966
This is like when your liege in crusader kings just suddenly dies and the heir is some literal who.

>>22334772
>Billionaire Jews who can live of the dividends and don't give a fuck how much their investment is worth.
Correct. It is wealthy investors who care about buying income streams. Investing in dividends doesn't make sense when you're a small fish trying to become a big fish, but once you're a big fish you'll start to see people who piss on dividends as poor, dumb or both.

>>22334574
>TA on a derivative of a derivative

>>22334795
> this game isn't for weak hands
> ELON DO SOMETHING
The only thing that could make this better is if link mooned now and link marines bullied him off the Internet.

>>22334795
Elon is going to sue the s&p500

>>22335902
Dave's dad should represent him