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WE ARE NEVER FUCKING SELLING

ARE

THE

TESLAMARINES

I bought the Canadian Tire dip today.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.rigzone.com/news/borr_drilling_gets_nyse_notice-08-sep-2020-163228-article/%3famp

Daily reminder trump hates you and will never do anything for his supporters unless its combined with billions of free money for israel.

Unemployment benefits? Nah, those go to white people who got kicked out of their job by jews.

Thanks trump, i hope you enjoy your plane ride to israel in november

daily reminder: https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/gd3nri/the_psychology_of_fear_why_a_big_gay_short_isnt/fpfexwj/

get out by sept 14th you've been warned. this is only the beginning.

Does anyone actually see Tesla falling again over $50 a share tomorrow? Maybe another $20 but intraday RSI is beginning to indicate oversold.

I been suckin dudes dicks offa webull lately. A nigga gotta eat, even if it do be dick meat. Nomsayin. Aint no judgin a nigga yallno?? Sometimes u gotta do what u gotta do. Sometimes i get a whole $20 from a slirpy slurp other times it only be $5 and occasionally all i get is dem few calories a cum and dat fine dawg!!! UFEELME?! I GOTTA EAT IM HAUNGRY!!! CUM CUM DRIBBLE DOWN MY CHIN!! ALL MY NIGGAS GAY GAY GETTING GANGBANGED CUM GO SQUIIIIIIIRT

Any decent brokers for EU anon?

Interested in OTC trade

I TRIED TO WARN YOU. I TOLD YOU FOR WEEKS. IT HAPPENED AND NOW YOU SUFFER. NOW YOU LIE IN YOUR BED OF SHAME AND PAIN.

>Anime nazis reeeing and screeching
you mean you're not stock geniuses holy fuck no no no my world view has been shattered!

>>22331772
Circuit breakers tomorrow.

there are anons itt that didnt see the overvalued tech correction coming

>>22331824
even apple?

*flick*

>>22331836
its because im new

>>22331819
Lmao shut the fuck up faggot you butthurt about your TSLA calls?

>>22331826
rsi is a meme like any other indicator

aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE RUG PULL IS HERE BROS THERE IS NO STOPPING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa

>>22331819
>Angry ledditors already grasping by the fact that Trump will win

XOM Chads unite!
Get that arab money bitch

>>22331819
>Daily reminder trump hates you and will never do anything for his supporters unless its combined with billions of free money for israel.
All I want Trump to do is make sure that stonks continue to go up.

Feels like green tomorrow.

>>22331850
I sold at 530 premarket COPE

>>22331834
annnnd with that im back to day trading stop loss hunting. at least that is predictable and consistent. the volatility and panic should make it even more so.

I cashed out, lost 82% of all my gains since April, and now I hope the market goes to zero.

>>22331819
What makes you think we hate Jews in this thread?

>>22331858
>trumps Pajeet fiver shills cant into english

>>22331848
based as fuck. just watch the dollar. and the dollar is refusing to go down

>>22331819
I suspect he will fly to another country in Air Force One to retire if he loses
He doesn't want to have to go to court in New York

>>22331848
LINE IS LAVA STAY AWAY FROM LINE

Why yes, as a matter of fact, I DID buy the DPZ dip

>>22331829
Hey look it’s an Elizabeth Warren voter!

Who actually votes against more government internal auditors to make sure the government isn’t being faggots with tour tax money!?

Also she pretended to be an Indian to avoid racist affirmative action, that’s based as fuck. You could have had an American white woman who is based and sticks it to the Commie government, but now you’re stuck with two old Jews.

>>22331888
Im jewish, so im happy to watch americans suffer

>>22331824
What's a repo market?

>>22331883
Based. I cashed out my losers but I doubled down on Canadian Tire today.

>>22331836
I don't see anything coming. The stock market is going random places at any time and except for the rona dip is basically not predictable for me.
I merely bet on it going up long term but that's all Incan do

>>22331907
Based

>>22331819
>Daily reminder trump hates you and will never do anything for his supporters

at this rate, ya pretty much. he's simping so hard for literally every meme issue he can grasp onto.

>>22331819
>voting for the left
are you a tranny, faggot, or both

Buy oil.

>>22331883
Bullish desu

>>22331807
Holy cringe

>>22331926
Take the nazbol pill

>>22331928
DRAAAAIIIINAAAGE, ELI, YOU SNIVELING CUNT

>accidentally watched porn and beat off yesterday on company wifi
>at a time when everyone was at desks a few feet from me
>got an email just now asking me to go to hr

Should i just walk out?

>>22331917
Same here.
I just see squiggly lines do whatever it is they want, but I notice that when looked at over multiple years, they always seem to trend upwards.

>>22331831
Just a dip. Buyin more tomorrow

>>22331977
lmao, where would the fun in that be? Go see what they say, get a new story

>>22331963
no, i make too much money.

>>22331905
this is like a classic /pol/ post right, back when they thought colbert was one of their bros and didn't hate them and want them to die

not bad anon

>>22331928
>crabs for months
>tell it to do something
>dumps
Nah.

>>22331977
gl

>>22331977
Who the fuck was working yesterday?

>>22332020
>doesnt want to be able to preserve his wealth by force

>>22331977
you better report back. even if youre larping, follow it up faggot

Can people post bull memes so that I can save them and then post them on green days
>>22331977
How do you accidentally beat off?
Anyway if you're going to lose the job either way, might as well go on in and plead insanity

horse cup and handle incoming the next dip is the last dip frens

>>22331977
need to know what you watched first

>>22331866
because you said that it will be red.

>>22332056
I hope it dips, I sold for a profit today and am starting to regret it already

>TQQQ -30% in 3 days.......

Is this the end for us TQQQ chads? Anyone still holding or have we all sold?

>>22332053
>Can people post bull memes so that I can save them and then post them on green days
lurk more

>>22331977
>"accidentally"

>>22332053
I have autism bad i cant control it sometimes

>>22332092
>Not SQQQ

>>22332087
k give moar cheapies

So when is Elon having these people butchered?

http://investor.spglobal.com/Operating-Committee/Index?KeyGenPage=1073751491

>>22331829
Not degiro mate, I wish some hero would shoot up their offices.

>>22332092
It keeps dipping after hours.

>>22332092
I have no idea what to do

LMFAO, i called TSLA -21 this morning, how can ANYONE bag hold this crap rn

>>22332074
It was the new Brandi Love mommy milfer episode. Im testicle anon as well. I got to watch it in sweet sweet 4k with my airpods in. I bust all over the floor under my desk

>>22332092
bought some today and will buy more if it dips further

>>22332092
I bought more today.

>>22332118
Digorno is the best frozen pizza, fuck off

reminder that you'll never make it.

>>22332130
You didn't call shit nigger, tsla will be back at 1000 by eoy

>>22331963
take the cyanide pill

>>22332130
I'm not down enough nor do I see better opportunities to recoup my money, so i'll just hold because cash is fucking trash

Who here thinks are in a massive bubble that is going to explode right after the election?

guys... I bought AAPL

Alright bros. I can't do it anymore. Too much stress. Selling everything but Nvidia tomorrow going all in on a REITs with drip and gonna put money in weekly. If tech return's I'll just buy weekly calls instead. I'll take my 10 percent yearly growth over getting ass raped three days in a row. It's too much stress for me. Now shill me some decent REITs. Mfa?

>>22332135
Dude

>>22332161
Cyanide is a delousing agent

Trust nothing but love in this life.

>>22332092
My money will arrive in my account by Thursday, I will definitely buy more TQQQ

>>22332135
>watching that used up hag

>>22331772
who else dumping GME tomorrow for profit, then buying after price falls from Q2

>>22332144
That was a shit, retarded attempt at a joke anon, please try harder.

SQQQ still rising after hours. Volume is at nearly 1M shares

If the market crashes and fucks up OPES/BFI I'm probably going to kill a small puppy, but more likely just a nigger.

I bought a handfull of Kraken Robotics on a whim a couple days ago, just some nobody penny stock from buttfuck nowhere Canada. Today they announced two major contracts and went up 30%. Clown world is real, throw darts at a map and make money I guess.

>>22332182
And when love betrays you?

>>22332096
It always feels like there's more bobo posts though

>>22332199
spent the entire day looking if people were gonna buy SQQQ. nobody said anythign wtf bros!!!

>>22332153
only retards lost their money. serves them right.

>>22332186
She got her hair done it looks so nice now. Brandi Love is my porn mommy

>>22332159
Musky and Matas got their pumps. It is dump time for TSLA. Musk just wants to abandon the garbage fire to go full time with SpaceX. Mata saved Japanese boomer pensions after WeWork.
TSLA delisted by 2025.

>>22332135
no wonder your balls were fucked up they never get a break from being wrung out. you'll probably be fired though because you have such low quality taste.

i could have had a lot of fun with $6600 rather than just have it disappear up some jew's asshole. bought a new motorcycle. atv. custom made rifle. but now it's just gone and i have nothing.

>>22331977
>accidentally watched porn and beat off yesterday
Yeah alright I can kinda get how that can happen, porn addiction can be a bitch
>on company wifi
What the fuck dude, get your urges sorted out, how can you get this low?

Guys... I bought AAPL

>>22331977
lol we had someone at work watch gay porn after a webconference meeting or whatever a couple years ago.
After the webconference meeting, he didn't realize he was still live and he started watching gay porn. HR and a buncha managers in other offices and shit all saw it.
HR stood outside his office until the guy finished. Fired the same day.

>>22332221
I bought this morning. I hope I don’t get raped, I’m all in on SQQQ and can’t sell for a day or two.

>>22331862
Bruh these bags so heavy

what does it mean anon

NVIDIA BROS WTF WAS THAT

>>22331819

I'm voting for Trump.

>>22332241
you'll be happy ten years from now

>>22332118
How so buddy?

Have yet to trade on their platform, but I do have an account with them.

>>22331866
I would like to feel you tonight

>>22332259
>3 days in a row of deep red
>i am smart and NOW is the time i buy SQQQ
oh man good luck anon..

>>22332275
A chance to sell

>>22332256
should have sued for discrimination. based hr for once tho.

>>22331862
>>22332266
RDSb here

it's over

>>22332022
Take your meds Kike, no one wants to hurt you, they only want to hurt successful white males.

>>22332292
Cucks are usually vocal and proud about it, you go girl

>>22332266
Don't worry bruh this is only going up. When Donnie wins the election and battery day flops we're going to the moon.

>>22332153
Except I sold most of my positions last tuesday/wednesday, and one of the ones I still have open was delusional and green today kek.

Going to hr now wish me luck anons

Did any of you guys buy the AQB shit? I mean I got some decent gains from that ticker today.

>>22332371
Show your enlarged balls and tell them its a medical condition

>>22331977
Its their fault for not blocking it. Just say you accidently clicked an ad on Twitter during your lunch break and put your phone back down without realizing

Fucking hell, tomorrow if shit's still red (S&P) I may sell part of my apple stake and roll it plus a bit more into VOO. All it has to do is double or hit a value of 24,000. Nothing major. One way or another I'm gonna get my 100,000 net worth and get a year's salary stuffed in the bank before I turn 40. Fuck this shit. I'm gonna have my fat pension, my fat 401, a well stuffed brokerage and bank account all on a shit salary. Nothing's gonna stop me

NVDA needs to go to fucking $700/share to lift my FNGU/TQQQ bags

>>22332056
I'm in your boat friend. Ready for that final dip.

Hourly reminder that anyone who doesn't vote for Trump is voting for total market failure

>>22332135

>Not watching Brandi Love in BLACKED.

Go big or go home

>>22332056
not owning any horse really hurts right now

>>22332259
In it with you bb. Did the same thing with a little less money just for shits.

>>22332416
We'll probably have another 2007-2008 by 2024, but another Obama won't do us any good.

>>22332398
Gonna take a while but I think nvda will hit that by 2023

>Apple:Goes up a lot then goes down a bit
>Non tech: Never went up in the first place, still going down

>>22332439
it's literally just spill over from people selling tesla and chasing green tickers.... horse is going to get fucked too.

>>22332416
>implying it matters
It took until 2020 but now both boomers are 100% pro-printing, just have different takes on who the printed money goes to. Orange Man: Corporations. Not Orange Man: Corporations.
The effect will be to DOOMP into equities instead of the economy. The last great exit scam of the Boomers.

>>22332416
>markets crash 50% under trump
>dollar becomes worthless under trump
>everyone fired because trump wont arrest traitor governors
>cant even walk outside because a pack of niggers will rape you then get given medals by trump

Just vote for trump though

Apple new PT $90 EOY. Slow bleed.

>>22332439
you could buy 100 shares right now and sell a 24 call for 415$ in october
if you get exercised then you've made almost 300 from the shares and 400 from the call, if it doesn't get exercised your cost basis is down to 17.4 which is pretty solid

someone came onto pol last week and said the stock market was going to crash this week so i bought a bunch of SPXL on thursday and now i feel dumb

>>22332371
This is 75% of the reason I come here, is to see you autists try and behave like normal people and fail.

>>22331826
Check Tesla sales evolution outside USA. Pathethic company.

>>22332342
i swear every time there is a drop or crash like this there is always going to be anons who say "lmao i sold the top what you didnt? lmaoooo" every fucking time.

>>22332319
You're the one who wrote a novel lmao

>>22332479
I thought the boomers were diversified into bonds and this is just our way of taxing China so that the next generation of American children can inherit all these wonderful corporations and usher in a new golden age of prosperity and peace, while maintain our traditions of keeping the black man down.

>>22332371
Keep us updated, Fren

>>22332539
Should have listened to everyone here and bought TSLA instead.

>>22331814

>>22332555
>120 characters is a nove

This is to be expected from a trumpcuck, swallowing nigger semen drops you to illiteracy quickly

>>22332532
meh, they are trying to extort us and it's obvious. so vote biden? just give up like a pussy and suck chinese dick? nah, i'll be growing potatoes and curring firewood to prepare for the winter. go fuck yahself.

>>22332599
So if trump is reelected, then continues to do nothing but “monitor the situation” what will you say

>>22332536
I dont have options, you see, im gay

>>22332092
sellout and buy what?
enjoy the ride anon, holding till level then see what happens

>>22332568
Why do they watch MSNBC? Did some one change the channel as a joke and now that their hands are all covered in syrup they have to leave it on since they can't touch the remote?

>>22332532
>that pic

it actually kinda bothers me that shutting down illegal and just general shitskin immigration is "racist" but literally going in and killing all of them isn't racist.

i just want to live in a country that serves the People, bros. why do you think "Make America Great Again" rang so true with so many people? god fucking dammit...

>>22331865
This. Idgaf about the US as a country. The US is 100% fucked long term no matter who wins. They are taking in tons of third worlders (will soon be a <40% white country), they have third world tier crime rates, their mainstream "culture" is extremely degenerate, most of their food is gross and unhealthy,most Americans are ignorant as fuck, America is the greatest threat against world peace and (white) Europe, the US is the global hotspot of globalism and cultural marxism etc.
The only thing the US is good for is economic output. Everything else about the country is pure shit.

>>22332629
Because the Pink wojack outside their fence in the background is live on the tv

>>22332615
>>>/pol/

>>22332631
Doesnt matter, americans celebrate killing jews enemies while importing actual third world shitskins

>>22332599
and suddenly it all makes sense.

>>22332648
>politics doesnt effect the stock market

Tell me how the last week has been based on fundamentals and not the senate debating over how much money to give israel while telling working people to fuck themselves

>>22332586
I have to ask - what will you do if DRUMPF gets 330+ Electoral votes? A little bit of crying?

At what point of negative returns does TQQQ become mathematically impossible to come back from? I know 20% isn't shit but like what, 50, 60, 70%?

>>22332643
> America is the greatest threat against world peace

bro america is the progenitor of world peace. just look at what's happened in afghanistan and europe when the US reduced its presence

>>22332615
Dude. No one is voting for Biden. Stop shilling that old pedophile here.

>>22332624
oh
carry on then

>>22332665
Ill laugh at sinp americans while we continue to rob you blind under the guise of patriotism

>lost $202 in market today
>made $2 in after hours

BIG BRAIN TIME

>>22332582
no i already did that a few years ago when it was around 250-350. cost basis around $300, sold it after it crashed to $250. every day these past few months i look at it and want to die.

>barely in AH
>boomers take their politics twitter rambles from /pol/ to here
And that means its time to leave the thread. See you tomorrow pre-market bros.
Buy the TSLA dip :^)

>>22332615
same thing i said for these 4 years, better than clinton, and i'm not going to let them extort me into a situation

>>22332648
you going to say this isn't relevant to stocks? right now we are watching the market try to game the election, it's pretty obvious trump and biden are representing two different parties. you know most diversity training is a multimillion dollar industry run by defense contractors right?

Ok am I having alzheimers because I could have sworn GME earnings was today but last week I could have sworn they were on the 1st.

also,

>made a bunch of money on the hysteria leading up to the TSLA/AAPL splits
>lost a chunk of it "buying the dip" in AMD today
>sold and completely out of the market now except for my 300 shares of GME at $2.3k.
>drinking a bottle of wine and eating homemade spaghetti and meatballs with provolone.

at least im still green for the year but who knows how long that will last. just gonna get drunk tonight and start focusing on day trading until i figure out what the fuck is going on in the world with the stock market. you guys hear about Trump talking about "decoupling" with China recently? wtf is that about? *sips bottle of yellowtail because it's cheap and has a lot of volume but is still pretty good quality*

>>22332684
Im jewish, i would vote for trump, but i like to rub it in “patriot” faces

Red or green?

>>22332548
people are not investing in to tesla idiot, people are investing in the tech behind it, musk has a shit ton of other companies and is improving constantly, did you see the neuro link demo he had on youtube the other day?
the guy is literaly a couple of years away from resolving quadriplegic cases.
musk is a solid invesment thats why he doesnt get booted of his positions even tho hes clearly in the spectrum

>>22332678
it's probably better not to think about it

>>22332698
I was being sarcastic. God damn, actually do your research into shitposts before you lose your ass I do not feel sorry for you.

>>22332647
Well I'll be damned.... And shit @ 10k Link, fuck even I'll have enough to buy everybody a nice breakfast.

>>22332665
it will be so much closer than that.

The signs were all there last week, and I chose not to recognize them.

ASTRAZENECA COVID-19 VACCINE PHASE 3 STUDY PUT ON HOLD
>ASTRAZENECA COVID-19 VACCINE PHASE 3 STUDY PUT ON HOLD
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STOCK MARKET = NO FUN ZONE

BOBO's BACK IN TOWN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5r4SAY5y8g

>>22332733
>WI
>Blue

>>22332665
Voting fraud is definitely going to happen

>>22332732
>holding link still

We already exit scammed

Guess I just hold?

Buy more?

I'd fucking know

>>22332599
wow

>>22332722
If we get around 40% I'll look into it more

>>22332712
>Im jewish
And I'm a fighter jet A.I.

>>22332713
Red.

>>22332744
the balls on you to be holding pharmaceutical stocks when it can go -75% the next day

>>22332744
IT'S FUCKING REAL AAAAAAAAAAAA
https://twitter.com/Newsquawk/status/1303443760542633985

>>22332715
Not to mention he is taking NASA back into space. I’m not sure about they brain chips. No one is sure if they are viable but space is pretty cool.

Everyone likes space.

>>22332769
You're not getting my link you fucking coveting kike.

>>22332744
The fuck, why?

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA... "takes deep breath in"... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

This thread is great. Honestly the best on the website. No where else can you see cocky faggots get their shit pushed as hard and as fast as here. Hope you guys bought Thursday's dip, and Friday's dip, and today's dip, and are getting ready for all the rest of the dips this month.

>>22332744
Thank God, let the meme continue, I'm all in on Amazon.

>>22332777
My mother is in the jews of the world book.

>>22332774
serious answer, stop looking at it from TQQQ and just look at QQQ

>>22332726
im not asking for your pity, faggot. laugh at my stupidity and move on.

>>22332765
That knife cuts both ways.

>>22332802
Basically what's happening is these vaccines only work for whites and no one else so they keep delaying them.

>>22332796
You’re confusing small drug companies to large international pharmaceutical corps

>>22332733
>WI, MI, PA, NV
>blue
lmao he doesnt know.

>>22332802
>>22332744
ITS OVER

>>22332744
russia already beat every to the market, why is this meme virus even a thing anymore

Will SPY touch $323 tomorrow?

>>22332713
Slight green tomorrow, then MASSIVE red Thursday and Friday would be ideal.

>>22332599
>diversity prevents unions
>all unions have "diversities" that dont work
hmmm

>>22332744
AZN VACCINE PHASE 3 PUT ON HOLD AFTER SERIOUS ADVERSE REACTIONS IN MULTIPLE PEOPLE
>AZN VACCINE PHASE 3 PUT ON HOLD AFTER SERIOUS ADVERSE REACTIONS IN MULTIPLE PEOPLE
AZN VACCINE PHASE 3 PUT ON HOLD AFTER SERIOUS ADVERSE REACTIONS IN MULTIPLE PEOPLE
>AZN VACCINE PHASE 3 PUT ON HOLD AFTER SERIOUS ADVERSE REACTIONS IN MULTIPLE PEOPLE
AZN VACCINE PHASE 3 PUT ON HOLD AFTER SERIOUS ADVERSE REACTIONS IN MULTIPLE PEOPLE
>AZN VACCINE PHASE 3 PUT ON HOLD AFTER SERIOUS ADVERSE REACTIONS IN MULTIPLE PEOPLE

>>22332733
>Nebraska district going blue

Anon...see me after class

>>22332833
Fine with me

>>22332813

>>22332813
please stop

>>22332678
If you purchased TQQQ at the peak in March and held through the dip, you'd still be green right now.

>>22332292
boomer fb cringe get the fuck out

>>22332833
Post source

>>22332840
You can both short and long if we have a second wave. Best part is, we already know which companies are pandemic-proof from March recovery.

Manee, should have listened to my guts with tsla

>>22332802

>>22332861
Oh shit, will we finally get a zombie apocalypse? Nice

>>22332292
BASED

TRUMP 2020 TRUMP 2024 TRUMP 2028

>>22332858
>implying unions are out for the best interest of workers in 2020

should be obvious by now

>>22331824
>>22331846
>>22331908
This is exactly what the reddit op is referring to.

>>22332900
5 shekels sent to you fellow MIGApede

>>22332813
at some point the dip has to turn around, ill buy tomorow, i got 2k that i am going to go all in on something, i just don;t know what.

QUICK SOME ONE SHILL ME A STOCK FOR TOMOROWS RECOVER

>>22332135
The one who’s sister wanted to sterilize him?

>>22332871
How much did you lose?

>>22332817
Yes, yes, and I'm sure you and your family have a secret stash of jew gold on you at all times.

>>22332643

Why do you assume that world peace benefits the European peoples?

I got into an argument with an uber drive 5 minutes ago and he called me a "fuck ass"

I don't think I've ever been called that in my life....was confused then and quite frankly still confused now

>>22332931
Cant eat gold

>>22332925
GME

>>22332833
Well, I'm sure the fat scumbags in the Latino and black populations can pull their weight and get healthy, right?

guys, how did my tsla 9/25 options lose almost all their value in 4 days? i bought them a few weeks out because i thought that was safer than 9/11.
do something, elon!

>>22332713
>child bearing hips

you call those child bearing hips?

>>22331807
NKLA gona have working trucks before tesla reaches new ATH.

>>22332845
If they admit the virus was a meme all along they lose credibility amongst the sheeple and lose the virus card. They need to play this out as a victory somehow.

>>22332802

>got Covid
>literally took Tylenol for 2 weeks
>feel better

Lmao just get sick you pussies. You die you die. Also fuck boomers

>>22332884
Google "vaccine diversity" and look at the various results.

>another round of lockdowns in the UK
>any gathering of more than 6 people is now forbidden
If for any reason you were still invested in the Bong Stock Market, exit tomorrow with market sell at the opening. We're going down here...

Well these ads are better than the last round of ads at least

>>22332896
>tfw asked for advice on how buying puts before a split worked and got called a retard or something
Fuck you guys I should be slightly less poor.

>>22332936
Yes you can. You know gold is a soft metal, right? You can literally take a bite out of it. I think you mean Silver?

>>22332299
Been trading with them for almost a year, no problems at all with them. My biggest concern is that some markets dont go directly through the the market, but they go through something called Morgan Stanley Sor.

Any idea what that is?

>>22332956
Damn I love that artist.

>>22332715
is that the one with the pigs or a different new one? because that one was mega cringe.

also you must not know shit about his history of vaporware and promising the moon and delivering jackshit.

>>22332861
this is why the markets have been red blood for a whole week, the hege fund faggots were bailling the fuck out in the background before droping this shit on the normies.

fucking greedy fagoots

>>22332861
nonsense. now roll up your sleeve

>>22332739
how do i read the DICKS, anon? how am i supposed to use this to profit?

>>22332845
>>22332964
fill me in on this bros i have no fucking idea what you're talking about, putin did something good for a change?

>>22332987
Top kek, you guys have less infections per capita than almost every US state

>"A disproportionate number of cases are reported in Black and Hispanic children and in places where there is high poverty. We must work harder to address societal inequities that contribute to these disparities."
>"Social inequities" cause dipshit blacks and Latinos to die from COVID.
>Not their single mothers living on welfare who blow all of their money on fast food and soda.

>>22332944
>buying the new block buster

anon i.....

>>22332662
*AFFECT WITH AN A YOU DUMB FUCK YOU USE AFFECT AS A VERB YOU ILLITERATE PIECE OF SHIT, FUCKING MORON ROOM TEMP IQ JESUS MAN

>>22333045
I'm not the right anon to ask, I just know that there's at least a loose correlation between dark market interest and these dips/crashes. I think if you learn to combine this with properly reading VIX and DXY, you can at least be a little more informed. All the signs were there last week. VIX spiking and DXY rising with DIX down super low.

https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor/dix

>>22333084
If you get about 2000 you can buy a catgirl waifu, anon told me so. Anon wouldn't lie to me, he's a good dickgirl.

>>22333084
>he doesn't know
ngmi

>>22332936
And you're not supposed to commit usury upon the goyim but no one respects the Talmud.

>>22333079
America needs to do everything it can to protect every nonwhite (see: not racist) person in america. Based

>>22331772
>>22331831
goodbye rat

>>22332770
buy and hold is a meme unless you plan on holding for literally YEARS, anon. look at any of those companies (yes, even TSLA although wtf are you doing holding TSLA): where do you think they will be a YEAR from now? 2 YEARS from now? not days, not weeks, not even months.

>>22333117
I follow the talmud every day by pissing on a picture of jesus the heretic

>invested 2,000
>made 175 over 2 months
>lost 500 over last 3 days

This game sucks

>>22333143
futures are going to open blood red

>>22332813
is anyone surprised?

https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/06/septworstmonth.asp

>>22332914
so banks are full of shit? what else is new?

>>22333122
Louis Farrakhan 2020

>>22333079
>China launches a racial bioweapon right when America is about to go through a another bubble reinflation and divisive presidential election
Yeah this is a mortal blow. Americunts are doomed.

>>22332964
the general population can't go much longer under the current nonsense, most people already don't give a single fuck and only wear the mask for legal reasons.
they hafve to drop the charade and fuck off with their lock downs.
put antifa on permanent lock down

>>22331824
So how do we profit off of this? What is most likely to tank the most?

If a stock drops to zero and you have a long put on it, what the fuck happens? If the stock gets delisted do you actually lose money?

20 minutes till the future of the market is decided. If we go red that's it. Dump all the way. US economy dead and you're probably better off just buying Chinese things when it's over.
>>22331831
>Bears losing money since March
>One dump of profit
Ok.

>>22332582
the TSLA and AAPL plays were good plays. the trick was getting in pre-split not a week after the fucking split you goddamn retards.

>>22333151
Really depends what the illness was. 1/15000 people had it so it might not be from vaccine

>>22333152
yeah but do you expect me to sell off every fucking year in august

>>22332914
skimmed through it. reads like a Qanon post on pol. absolute retarded shit.

>>22333079
Always remember that there are twice as many whites below the poverty line as blacks in the US.

Oh boy I’m suddenly much less secure with today’s buys.

>>22332739
Yeah this is what I’ve been looking at, and somehow I’m still losing massively.

UVXY is now a losing position?
And tomorrow is usually the day we should get some relief.

>>22333167
Futures don't matter too much

>>22333079
Why do rightards always look at only the surface layer

>be poor
>work 2 jobs while raising 2 kids
>too exhausted to cook
>buy fast food

>be poor
>raised by parents who bought fast food
>never learned nutrition
>buy fast food

>be poor
>live in a food desert
>don't have the time to grocery shop
>eat fast food

Think literally one layer deeper

>>22333183
40 HANDLES ON THE SPX

Remember to buy NAK.

Well guys. I got fired. Going to pick up a twelve pack and a handle of glenmorangie and head out to the river to get blackout drunk again. Hopefully ill drown this time

>>22333183
True. Looks like 1 person got fucked up. Not necessarily from the shot

>>22333192
What about it is false?

I think 240 is as low as I can handle QQQ going. beyond that I'll kms

>>22333214
Did you show your balls

KEK

TSLA PLUNGING MORE IN AH

>>22333214
Did you learn anything?

>>22333072
russia is claiming to have a safe and working vaccine they actually out sorce it to venezuela and other countries i think mexico too.
msm is dead silence about it, who knows i am not injecting umbrella's corp. new juice.

>>22333214
Why get so bummed out about losing your job?
Just get another one.

>>22333202
Im sick of your kike excuses. My great grandparents wore canvas sacks for clothes in the 30s. They never smoked did drugs or ate fast food. They ate rice some meat milk and whatever they could grow. These niggers and spics deserve every little thing that happens to them. They all need to be fucking SHOT and theown into a landfill! FUCK YOU AND FUCK EVERY NONAMERICAN IN MY COUNTRY!!!

>>22333214
If it's a job you had to work on Monday for, it was probably shitty anyway.

>>22333249
$20 EOY

>>22333202
Bullish on MCD desu

>>22331848
Damn bobo hold me sad I sold my sqqq

>>22333214
What did they say?

>>22333202
Yeah, spaghetti and marinara requires a degree from the CIA to make.

>>22333198
Now they do because that's where PPT works. If they don't do shit then we're in a world of trouble.

>>22333221
Ever watch a drug commercial and hear about how a patient got a stroke, two tumors and leprosy? It’s the same thing. I recall one trial that was testing pollen or something and a patient got brain cancer

>>22333202
So, how much money and programs are you going to throw at them?

>>22331772
THE WIDESPREAD CONSENSUS, INCLUDING THE /SMG/ CONSENSUS, IS THAT TODAY WOULD BE A HUGE DUMP. "TUESDAY CRASH" THEY SAID.

AND THEN, RATHER THAN THE OPPOSITE HAPPENING, IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED, JUST LIKE EVERYBODY THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO.

FUCK, HOW CAN THIS BE?

>>22333308
I bought >:3

>>22333288
Ok kid

>>22333016
robutts is literally god-tier.

>>22333152
Yes. I think some people are genuinely surprised that a stock rally that has been fueled by nothing but speculation has collapsed. People were unironically expanding their TQQQ positions on Friday.

>>22333282

Kek Russia exporting Krokodil

>>22333214
Sorry anon, that sucks. Have a few drinks to cool off, but please stay safe. In a few days you can pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and start sending out resumes.

fucking futures drop another 250 points in the last 30 minutes.. yeah it's going to to be a fun time in ausland today.

>>22333202
>this is thinking to a lefturd
cute

>>22333288
The tolerant right every one.

>>22333308
>He sold
You realize Tesla et al will tank even more as more people panic sell and the short cover is overtaken, right? Which will cause the NASDAQ to tank further, and prompt more panic sellers to sell off everything.

>>22333327
hey you know about that GME meme short squeeze..?

>>22333327
/smg/ neural network got distracted by GME for the day

>>22333314
The fuck do you think? They pulled up the internet log and gave me a chance to explain myself. I said i have overractive testicular hydrocells and have to buss every few hours. They said to pack my shit immediately

>>22333356
Except they don't claim to be tolerant at all?
Fuck the left really can't meme

>>22333366
Sue them for discrimination because it was a sexual emergency. I can hook you up with some lawyers

MOMMY NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>22331807
still not selling but fuck me tesla 320

>>22333346
i want AMD to now crash to a reasonable level so i can buy in again. if it goes up im gonna be real fucking sad. if it crabs that's fine i'll buy back in somewhere in the 70's at the bottom of the range if one develops.

im kicking myself because i should have sold as soon as i heard the news about softbank but i didn't. every trade is a lesson i guess.

>>22333320
Me? None. Not my responsibility. But if the population as a whole decides (through voting) to do something about it, then I understand why. I also understand why they'd want to get whatever they can out of the system, just like we do.
Anyone who's happy about the fed pumping money in to make our stocks big and green can't complain when other people ask for their own gibs.

>>22333356
Muh “tolerance.” If i had it my way wed militarize every border, invade nothern mexico, annex canada, and deport every non european from this continent. Im sick of seeing my country being destroying by jewish marxists and their nigger filth

>>22333317
Sounds like nobody really knows what PPT does and it is all hush hush

>>22333165
>most people already don't give a single fuck and only wear the mask for legal reasons.
This is true where I live, only been kicked out of one store here and the others everyone laughs at masks.

>the general population can't go much longer under the current nonsense
Sheeple are sheeple. We will take it.
And the Jews will never admit they played us.

>>22333366
Why do you just make this shit up like anyone gives a fuck? Either post your termination papers with timestamp or fuck off, you attention whoring faggot.

>>22333316
pro you litereally just mix 1 cup flour to 1 cup egg with some olive oil, kneed and fucking pull till desired thickness and cut to what ever length.. Then boil it until its al dente and drain. for the sauce just cook bacon in garlic with some diced onions, some deseeded and diced tomatoes tomatoes a little crushed red pepper and what ever herbs you want. It's literally that fucking easy.

>>22333366
LMFAO this cant be real

How fuckin low is AAPL going before it goes back up?

Jesus, we're at $110 now.

The bags are too heavy to drop.

>>22333366
Lmao, hilarious. You'll be okay Anon. But stop jerking it at your desk. Use your phone in the bathroom like a normal person

>>22331928

How does one invest in oil? Just buy "energy" stocks?

I own Chevron and Energy Transfer LP.

>>22333196
>DIX up
Dip confirmed over. Everyone back in.

>>22333358
Im happy to take my 15% in a single day and sleep sound. I’m not a total Paycho who has to call the absolute top or bottom lol

>>22333366
wtf is your job?

>>22333451
Buy XOM, anon. Trust me. I'm a scientist.

>>22333214
Thanks anon I was reading your posts and missed my bus stop

>>22330987
>>22331033
>>22331066
>>22331097
>>22331136
>>22331261
>Think of it in an iPhone. With the same size battery, it would charge your battery from zero to full, five times an hour
What happens when the battery is "full"? Does it keep heating up forever? Uh oh...

>>22333422
>He uses olive oil with his pasta dough with no salt.
Ngmi

>Everyone's suffering
>Sips Coffee

>>22333439
30.

Should I buy more Canadian Pizza Pizza shares? Asking for a friend.

>>22333439
I refuse to lose money on apple.
I'll hold for the rest of my life if I have to.

>>22333439
no one here is patient enough to wait a year even though you get a tax break.

>>22333355
Anon said
>"Social inequities" cause dipshit blacks and Latinos to die from COVID.
>Not their single mothers living on welfare who blow all of their money on fast food and soda.
I was demonstrating how structural inequalities could lead to single mothers blowing their money on fast food and soda. Is it a perfectly rational, smart choice? No. But anon is a retard if he thinks there's NO societal impacts at play here.
Conservatards always seem to think everyone lives in a vacuum.

We broke the 50ma. Im taking losses on all my calls and going all in on qqq puts. Shits fucked gonna drop another 10-15% this week. What a shitty day

>>22333504
Nobody here is going to listen to you man you’re preaching to the wrong crowd.

>>22333491
same. I got in at 40 shares @ 123

>>22331824
>Wait, it was all the banks?
>Always has been.

>>22333474
The same thing your normal battery does when it's fully charged and you still have it plugged in

>>22333439
I honestly think around $85-90.

BAKING

I'm finacially ruined

>>22333477
just salt the fucking water

>>22333504
Okay so the solution is to cull everyone brown person and every lower class white person of disreputable moral standing

>>22333202
>Be poor
>Rob a bank because you're poor
>"It'd not my fault I robbed a bank. I'm poor."

This is how you sound right now. Take accountability. I grew up with a single mom who had me at 14 years old, literally used food stamps to buy McDonalds for me back when they accepted them, and now I make six figures. I find it offensive when fucks like you treat me as if I'm a fucking dog who needs to be trained to know any better. The people I grew up with weren't lacking in opportunities, they were just given too much slack for their dumb shit from retards like you who refused to hold them accountable. They didn't take scholarships, I had a fucking FREE RIDE through school. They didn't try improving themselves, because they were too busy getting government money to blow on drugs instead. We aren't your fucking pets. We are humans who have functioning brains and the ability to continue learning and growing despite hardships. It pisses me off so much to see my peers fall on the "man, shit is unfair" meme 2hile they wasted their entire lives making excuses instead of working hard to get out of their shitty situation.

>>22333539
You said that yesterday.

>>22333491
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/apple-investors-watch-out-for-the-winners-curse-2020-08-24

>>22333366
Wait does this mean you were looking up testicles?
On your work machine?

Oh my god LOL

NEW

>>22333578
>>22333578
>>22333578
>>22333578

>>22333531
You can stop the flow of electrical charge, like form a wall or battery for instance, but you can't stop the nuclear decay from happening. It gets its energy from heat, and that heat has to go somewhere.

>>22333202
so what you're saying is... buy MCD?

>>22333543
I am convinced that salting the water when boiling pasta is a meme that doesn't actually do anything meaningful.

>Come Here Tesla Bulls
>Back in your baggie
>Bobo misses you SOOOO MUCHHHH

>>22333555
Big man spitting facts. Jewish marxists are the reason we have poverty in the first place. Hitler eliminated it completely

>>22333356
tolerance has literally done nothing but allows the enemies of the state to weasel their way in to making things worse. prove me wrong. you can't.

>>22333549
>tfw the fourth reich is in full force but your furher goes missing and you find him watching milf porn on the aryan wifi network giving the Indian caliphate of Sweden time to regroup and smashing your armies

>>22332174
Been thinking we were in a bubble since 2019. I actually sold almost everything September of that year and just daytraded until April of this year.

>>22333356
No sane person wants other races in their country. Particularly when those races are low functioning and highly violent.

>>22333523
Just planting the seed, maybe one anon will gain an IQ point

>>22333671
I agree, get rid of violent whites

Suddenly, we're a full on /pol/ thread

>>22333555
Just because you were competent enough to pull yourself out doesn't mean everyone else is.
I want the mediocre people to not live in abject poverty. Mediocre people are more productive when they aren't running on fumes.

>>22333439
>>22333439
It was at $85-90 before the split announcement so it’s going back there. People realized that getting 4 quarters for a dollar isn’t worth $500 billion in markets cap in a month

GME MAX$ tomorrow?

>>22332961
Should've known that a big auto manufacture like GM would be interested in a partnership. Too late to buy in? Fucking got shook out by that asshole from Citron.

>>22332679
Most of the wars in the middle east were started by the US and US proxies (directly supported by the US). Even a lot of the terrorist organizations such as Al-Qaeda were started and armed by America.
If it wasn't for America invading and carpet bombing countries in the middle east we would have no refugee crisis here in Europe. And hundreds of thousands of lives would have been spared. Many of them civilians.

Your leaders go to war for power, oil and Israel, not for world peace.