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Stock market is in ruins. I've decided to join this sub for the crypto gains now. What's the best app for crypto options?

>> No.22329405

Fuck off reddit

>> No.22329447

+1

>> No.22329453

>>22329338
Just keep using Robinhood and buy as much bitcoin and ethereum as you can. Both are down right now but will like recover and reach new all time highs in the next few years.

>> No.22329460

He doesn't know what puts are

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>>22329338
10/10 bait cheers anon

>> No.22329524

>>22329338
Welcome!!! Don't mind the rude people they are just trying to scare ya' lol. I myself switched from WSB 6 months ago so you're not alone! Anyways I suggest you start with Coinbase its the most beginner friendly app.

>> No.22329544

>>22329453
This turns out to be astonishingly good advice any time other than late 2017.

>> No.22329546

>>22329338
Go all in on longing Bitcoin, don't look anything up just do it and you'll see

>> No.22329798

>>22329338
go back

>> No.22329827
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>>22329338

>> No.22329955

R*ddit is so cancerous that even a financial shitposting sub ruins the memes from 4chan.
>dude tendies xd
>haha whoa bog
Fuck you. Fuck off back to r*ddit

>> No.22330076

>>22329338
>I've decided to join this sub for the crypto gains
GO BACK

>> No.22330113

>>22329524
>I myself switched from WSB 6 months ago so you're not alone!
GTFO

>> No.22331139

>>22329460
PUTs are one FED announcement away from ruin

>> No.22331202

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>> No.22331334

>>22331202
haha classic 3-for-free. completely based take on the situation.

>> No.22331368

>>22329338
i too am a WSBedditor, and i am glad more of us are coming here. soon /biz/ will be under our domination, we are borg.

>> No.22331411

>>22329338
Thanks just sold all my crypto

>> No.22331428

>>22329338
Welcome friend, but you should know...in this house, we say NIGGER

>> No.22331613

NIGGERSSS

>> No.22331700

>>22329338
Go all in DOGE.

>> No.22331833

>>22329338
You're a fucking pikey