/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for poopy haha

I buy mr musk a coffee

GME running out of steam frens

First for biib. Biogen rocks!

Buy Microsoft

>>22325056
Is Apple still in the clear or is it doomed to bear?

I'm quitting stock to be a gamer. Sold my shares for a 3080.

I STILL HAVE MY FUCKIGN 7500 SHARES OF WKHS SINCE $4 !!!!%!!!! FUC YES

>>22325056
you're forgetting the updated links my guy
koyfin and wallmine

>>22325056
First for

Time in the market beats timing the market.

nvda

Buy bote and plane.

>>22325087
There’s usually a post lunch rally

>>22325101
You’re rich

>>22325101
I got stop a lossed at 3.30 im still salty about it

>>22325087
Pls no

When will it stop going down

UP 40% TODAY
WWWWWWWWWWPBPBPBPBPBPBPBABAY

>>22325056
Reminder that hedgefunds are using Natural Language Processing and Machine Learning rug pull retail traders and that you should NEVER EVER SAY WHAT YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT ANYTHING

>>22325056
post more stock wave
>>22325072
thank you for this imagery

>>22325112
>6 sets
just go running

>>22325113
right now?
or can I wait a week and get them cheaper

First for soft boobies

First for Black PENIS in my asshole

>>22325142
>post more stock wave
sure

>>22325147
I don't know.

i'll see you stonkfags at 0

HORSIE GETTING THE USPS DEAL. INSIDERS ALREADY BUYING IT UP. USPS DEAL COMING SOON. I'VE DOUBLED THE $10K I PUT INTO THEM. I'M GANNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

>>22325162
Nice

What to buy now besides GME? for short term gains

>WKHS +206%
Going to get ketty tonight boys

>>22325100
This is exactly how you never make it.

F

>down 30% since 2019

This is not fun, I've been told im "too smart to make money in stocks"

So many pipe dream stocks are mooning, and my "safe" picks ended up not moving at all. Really goes to show the state of the markets IMO

>>22325112
>let me tie my hair back for practical reasons so it doesn't get in my face while i lift
>e-except for these few strands! i'll let them hang down deliberately because it will make me look CUTE and ATTRACTIVE on my instagram post
>teehee who likes practicality?

I fucking HATE WOMEN AAAAAA

>>22325113
plane house empty
maybe soon
plane house full

What could help me get my $300 back?

>>22325112
that's a man

>>22325184
Enjoy the hole brother

I SOLD WKHS AT $21.72 FUCK YOU GO DOWN

everyone please post their WKHS fomo so i know when to buy puts

MSFT or SONY for November?

>>22325056
I had a wonderful dream that i'd wake up and apple kept going up like it always had haha

yo what the fuck. This was all planned by GME. Their Q2 is happening in the same week that Xbox and PS5 preorders are coming online.

do they have the guys to trigger a short squeeze? I mean they're definitely gonna want to buy back shares while they're cheap and plain robbery of Gamestop.

>>22325184
>+206%
Jesus, almost freaked me out

>>22325205
>only lost 300
stfu invest real money

>>22325205
Some well timed options

>>22325219
NVDA

>>22325205
A job, wagie.

>>22325162
Now that I like for some reason.

>>22325221
>haha

>>22325225
He's posting from the future. He saw the price bump after USPS deal already. WKHS saved me from financial ruin.

>>22325222
*the guts to trigger a short squeeze

On what grounds could they be accused of market manipulation if they can't control how retarded short sellers are right now to dig themselves into unlimited downside?

>>22325162
seconded

>>22325162

>>22325205
Getting a job

>>22325222
It’s all according to plan

Nikola is literally going to the moon.

>>22325197
You're retarded. Stop trying to outsmart the market, just buy god stocks or ETFs and hold.

>>22325197
just buy VIS and QQQ
there is no reason to be down 30% since 2019 lol

>>22325221
I had a dream that there was a war, and I saw an airplane crash into a lake, and I had to pull it out and carry it to get repaired

how do i make some money today?
help me feel better bros i had sqqq calls and tqqq puts but sold them thursday morning lmfao

AAPL comeback eow or eom?

They're opening up their market to streetshiters and having a thing the 15th, so theyll start to pump back until the 18th then crab?

God, I want to dump my bags and get into WKHS, SHLL, and TQQQ decently this month

>>22325279
what the fuck how is this company still a thing?

>>22325279
thanks fren, buying puts now.

>>22325276
Smarter shorts are covering though, fuck.
Hopefully we still got plenty of fuel for a potential infinite squeeze, we just need the fucking zombie ETFs to stop dumping with the market and letting shorts cover for cheap.

eh I guess we can always count on idiots who will short on the 1st day of infinite squeeze at least.

>>22325197
>I've been told im "too smart to make money in stocks"
things that nobody here ever told you

>Robinhood people
>do you know what stock is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYcEjt7Wv84
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Shoutout to my SHLL kings, love you senpai

>THE SECOND WAVE IS COMING

>>22325310

GM just bought a stake in it so now they're both making gainz.

>>22325310
probably just boomers who confuse Nikola with Tesla

>>22325134
post portfolio

>>22325205
literally just wait

>>22325310
Stay away. It’s a scam and the second you buy it, it will drop 70%

>>22325089
Based.

>>22325310
GM bought 11% of it and is going to build those photoshop renders.

>>22325197
Clearly your safe picks weren't very safe if you're down 30%. YOY.
Just buy TQQQ and shut up, you're not as smart as you think you are.

>>22325225
Kek sorry anon, my average cost is $7.64

Lost $7000 on TQQQ do far, how much more? Almost feel like just letting it go to zero at this point I don't really care anymore.

WHAT IS EVEN PUMPING WKHS ??? WHAT NEWS

>>22325087
Funny how smg is always wrong

>>22325387
Hold it for like 2 weeks

>>22325391
its fomo from people abandoning tech, RSI has been riding overbought territory all day.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22325391
babby's first short squeeze

>>22325322
How big of a squeeze are people looking at? I only bought 2c @ 8.5

>>22325101
I've only got half of mine :(

>>22325112
Anavar.

>>22325387
Just hold on dude, we're almost there

>>22325132
never

>>22325387
i lost 10k and panic sold while sleep deprived

i felt terrible at first but we don't know how far this tech crash is going to go...

>>22325310
Look up the dotcom bubble, imagine the same thing but now everyone has robinhood.

>>22325341
It's all horse calls

thoughts on OSTK?

>>22325303

just dumped my oct 8 options for wkhs then I'll roll those into AAPL. Big ups

>>22325132
When Trump leaves office.

>>22325387
>>22325409
holy fuck guys

I tried to warn you... how the fuck can you look at things going up for 6 months with no real news and not expect this?

Did you miss the part where we are in the WORST FUCKING ECONOMY in a hundred years?

>>22325197
>my "safe" picks ended up not moving at all.
Patience.

>>22325431
I feel you brother.
lost 2k myself.

just wait till the VIX is stable again.

prediction : by october the whole "TWINDEMIC" narrative will be in full swing, northeast and midwest USA, France, UK, Germany, and more faces a bad "second wave", stonks crash, dow goes below 20k again, drumpf releases a faulty vaccine two weeks before the election, stonks go up again, trump seemingly wins but there's still millions of mail in votes to be counted, biden ends up winning narrowly by mid-november, blumpf doesn't except, military is split, second american civil war begins

>>22325331
Stalks go up?

>>22325461
Zognald Durmph just flew over my house!

>>22325366
the render meme is literally cocky TSLA cultists ( (now seething baggies) spreading FUD about competing tech

>>22325429
I wish. It's basically crabbing since open.

Friendly reminder to take profits and never look back.

Spce went up solely because an article by a big firm on "space tourism" (SPCE doesn't even go to space is the biggest kicker, it's literally a high flying plane for 0 gravity experience). Well that explains the pump some anon mentioned earlier. Not really interested in touching them. Got left a bagholder for months before selling during a random pump at a profit.

>>22325431
You're looking at how far it's going to go. After today we are climbing back up.
Imagine thinking that tech suddenly stopped being relevant
Imagine forgetting that the last 10 years of market gains have been on the back of FAGTMAN

>>22325472
>second american civil war
lol, whatever. As long as twitter is up normies won't get off their fucking couches.

>>22325472
The truth is that Trump doesn't exist now, and never has. It has always been a ruse by Real Estate Moguls in New York to give a "face" that they could hide their shady dealings behind. Trump doesn't exist

>Just hold until before battery day

>>22325472

>>22325205
You would probably cry if you lost 3k In a day 300 dollars is noting just buy and hold for a year if you are so scared

>>22324676
Succy anon, do you know what this might be?
https://imgur.com/a/FYD2fA7

>>22325391
Nothing at all. Its a imminent baby version of tesla's rugpull.

Horses are shit posting about gains but most of them just broke even from the last rug pull a couple of months ago from this shitty PnD lol

this tech crash is so fucking gay

Anyone still have the screenshot of that guy who broke up with his gf for the horse?

>>22325487
Excellent snibby apu!

>>22325198
Look at the length, they would barely reach the knot and probably wont hold
Tee hee

>>22325461
My view is that it was going up for no reason so it's not unreasonable to expect it to go down for no reason

Should I buy a house now or wait 6 months for the foreclosures to start?

how the fuck is tsla down 17%??? and my 750 9/26 call options are fucking obliterated. do something, elon!

>>22325439
For some reason this doesnt seem impossible to happen. I mean look at stocktwits. They're worse at trading than reddit. Literally just toss random price targets even on non meme stocks
>TOPS $100 by eoy
>TSLA $10,000 by eoy
>GE $50 by eoy
>F $70 by eoy
>NKLA "musk made another company!? $1k by eom!!! BUY BUY BUY!!!

>>22325428
>>22325409
Even if it went crazy again it took two months for what just disappeared. Meaning I'm never seeing that money again, could be over a year.

>>22325572
TSLA is a retarded scam worth 0, that's how bro

>>22325540
I'm up 700% faggot.

plan to hold long term but it hurts buying the top and watching it tank immediately

>>22325572
>750 9/26 call options

>lost $271 this week off 2k

Ayy lmao

>>22325577
It's schizophrenia and copeposting. The amount of desperation on stocktwits can move mountains.

>>22325569
wait for cheapies anon. many people got cheap houses after the 2008 housing crisis. this is going to be worse than that

>GME

>>22325564
>going up for no reason
Speculating that the bottom is in and you need a return in a 0 interest environment is not really "no reason."

>>22325197
You can you be down in 2020? If you had put a set amount in every week on the week you would be up significantly even after this last pullback.

>>22325578
Wow two whole months

>>22325569
do you currently own?

>>22325517
more like crash day amirite

WKHS
>WKHS
WKHS
>WKHS
WKHS
>WKHS
WKHS
>WKHS
WKHS
>WKHS
WKHS
>WKHS
WKHS
>WKHS
WKHS
>WKHS

When to enter tqqq? Thinking about 90

>>22325591
I know that feel

>>22325538

looks like succulent aids. stop fucking your plants, freak.

>>22325591
>what is Dollar Cost Averaging

>>22325649
lmao
m
a
o

>>22325621
>+5.36%
you are like a little baby

You guys bought HTBX Friday right?

Expected a vicious sell-off before attempting to break $22. Now I come back and it's at ~$23.50. Thanks WKHS for once again saving my portfolio.

>>22325653
when it's going up unless you think you are big brained enough to catch the falling knife

The amount of TSLA fud was unnatural. Maybe true, but since when is media of any kind moved by truth? I only have 2 TSLA stocks, so, it doesn’t bother me its going down. It will go up. I just find it interesting.

>>22325653
No idea starting to think i entered too early. So glad i didnt on friday. Wouldve been btfod hard

>>22325162
Clearly a man

>>22325336
WEAR THE MASK
EAT THE BUGS
BEND THE KNEE
AND SAY HIS FUCKING NAME

>>22325664
Biggest boomer post I've seen yet

>>22325665
I was referring to both the stock and their cars

*rim shot

tip your waitress pls

>>22325653
It will be 900 before it's ever 90 again

>>22325621
oh man GME chads are gonna be gloating for months at the idiots who didn't even look into the DD on the math.
also /smg/ as a whole is about to get richer. If this works out im gonna be 6-figure chad soon.

>>22325694
Probably because you're underage

>>22325664
everything I read said that that only out performs lump sums in the long term like 30% of the time

>>22325643
No, I rent an apartment.

>>22325700
GME is not going to happen

>>22325680
Anon please get some help

>>22325700
Explain quiclkly fren how muxh should i dump into it, shares or calls?

>>22325680
>It will go up.
cringe and delusionpilled

>>22325593
He is still expecting TSLA to run up to $800. Fucking retards.

>>22325198
>I fucking HATE WOMEN AAAAAA
Anon, you know what. Those strands probably slipped out. They are not long enough to fit in her pony tail, and its probably annoying her. Its people like you that convince woman to shave their heads and look like cancer patients.

>>22325731
Whys that?

>>22325358
This one is going to make it!

>>22325336
I don't care about this virus, I just want a nice, cozy crash.

>>22325056
Rate my new Nasdaq portfolio.
I should have bought more lkq and less Apple

Line go up please

I sold my WKHS for profit today and am happy with the decision. I hope the rest of you horsie chads make fat stacks, I hope it doesn't crash on you
Good luck horse frens

>>22325725
What did your reading tell you about going all in at ATHs?

>>22325728
Can't really lose right now. Keep an eye out for deals but rates are going to be low for a while. Probably best to wait for next spring when families move during the summer between school years.

>>22325762
too obvious

>>22325725
Sauce fren? Curious as one of my strategies is all in at a good price. Never really gone through with it tho lol

Did AAPL hit the bottom yet?

Threadly reminder that we're all going to make it.

HORSEBROS... IT'S ALMOST 2PM...

>>22325758
cope and fomopilled

my dad bought TSLA on Friday

I'm all cash AHHHHHHHHH

>>22325811
Either way it’s not a bad buy right now

Tesla fukked

Kramer said the line will start going up in 3 minutes

>>22325577
I have never seen anyone shill Ford stock. Do people really shill this? What is their angle? Seems like it only goes down.

>>22325840
DONT YOU LIE TO ME

>>22325804
brilliant

>>22325811
Yes
$120 EOD

>>22325853
there is a boomer infestation on /smg/

>>22325777
Why LKQ?

>>22325840

well surely that crackhead knows what's up

PORTFOLIO IFFY UH

>>22325795
it said the best time to put your money in the market is now, meaning don't wait for a crash or something that may or may not come. of course it happens the next day

>>22325805
I just googled lump sum vs dca and read some of the first article results

who SHLL & WKHS here?

>>22325869
I hope not friend, he tweeted 45 minutes ago that we just have to make it through that 45 minute period and line will start going up

>>22325577
>>22325606
No one believes what they are posting, they do it to try and influence prices in their favor.

>>22325336
>>22325685

>THE VIRUS IF FAKE GUIZ!!11
>JUST A FLU BRO
>MUH JOOOZ AHHHHHHHHH
>MAGA TRUMP IS GOD
>CHINESE SHILL

>>22325749
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4372597-gamestop-short-squeeze-part-iii-atop-caldera

>up 120% on my XOM calls already.

I should have bought more bros, but at least im going to make it.

>>22325853
muh dividends

>>22325734
If by help you mean a trip to the beach, yes, I need help.

when do margin calls trigger? i'm under and need to sell but it's climbing back up.

When's the dip ending?

>>22325893
Move the decimal spot two spots to the left and that’s exactly my portfolio

>>22325758
Yep, thats me. I also own some APPL. Ho

holy shit I bought papa johns calls because I thought it would stop tanking but I'm over a grand in losses hahahaha

who would have thought a fucking pizza stock would continue to tank as much as it has day after day? ah well....

>>22325870
oil was supposed to go negative again in may
shorts cleared out millions of OI in the final 20 minutes
GME isn't going to happen

>>22325916
make sure to wear your mask and practice responsible social distancing. if you cause a fucking second outbreak and make this shit all fucked up again i'm never going to forgive you.

>>22325840

C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER!

Holy shit! Cramer was right!

REVERSALLLLLLL!!!!

>>22325902
Follow those floor arrows, goy. Obey, and consume.

What's your favorite stock /smg/?

>>22325902
Jesus anon that's a poor edit.

>>22325931
Fat fingers. I was just saying, How fucked am I? FML

>>22325777
amzn has too many problems right now, it keeps losing reputation with customers & sellers & regulators, imo not a long term hold but will rebound in short time
apple is overpriced garbage, no growth, normie shit stock, what happens after new iphone? nothing disruptive in the pipeline

>>22325883
It's undervalued and a good company. It's also recession proof because people buy less new cars and repair theirs

>>22325577
>>22325606
do you think /smg/ is any better? Its copeposting and seething as well

>>22325928
after you capitulate and sell

>>22325013
How legit is holding something like this?

>>22325949
CUNY

>>22325944
Holy fucking shit, it just pumped .15% in 60 seconds

>>22325949
Mine is LOLI.

cleanspark, more like niggerspark. I shouldn't have sold.

>>22325896
You can DCA over days, weeks, months, to reduce your risk. It doesn't have to be years. Pretty much no reason to just dump all in unless it's on the back of a crash.

>There are people in this thread who are willing to hodl GME through earnings today
Why not just send me your money and save time

>>22325962
I think it comes in waves here and not nearly as much. People on stocktwits are usually people with like 3 grand to their name convinced a penny stock is going to make them the next Elon Bezos

>>22325824
My dad sold TSLA on friday

>>22325949
USO

>>22325959
Well with this new gen of iPhones, Apple will have a solid lineup of budget and expensive phones, as well as many options in the middle

is NVDA ever going back up again?

>>22325949
BBW

>>22325942
Hell no! I mean, social distancing is natural for me but I would not wear a mask. Let mother nature select and let me breath. T. Fat anon, high risk lol

>>22325959
Amzn has packaged stuff horribly this year and has sent me the wrong item twice now.

>>22325990
15% potential downside short-term vs.1000% upside
you take that gamble every time pussy.

cover your shorts while you can

>>22325949
Tesla for the chaos

>>22325990
It's tomorrow, not today.

Should I buy WMT now or wait until after elections?

>>22325959
I'm aware. It's more of a medium term/buy the dip play due to their popularity. Although Apple is not that overvalued as people think assuming they don't miss expectations for this quarter

>>22326012
Is FENY shit? Why USO?

I guess daddy Jerome retired the ole printer lol.

Just sold my tsla options for a 98% loss

What do i buy now? bitcoin? digital oil/vegetables?

Anyone got a streaming CNBC link? It used to be in the OP

imagine being a regular of this board and not owning horse lmao

last market crash you had combination of tech taking a dump, then oil industry taking a massive hit with $0 barrel and then fed burnt bond market and increased sell off. now we have tech weakness and oil weakness

>>22326025
2021 maybe

>oil

>>22326065
Wait for TSLA to spike 500% and buy the top again lol

>>22325949
KODK

>>22326062
the cake is a lie

>>22326075
be strong, brother

>>22325419
$50-$250 / Share

>>22326052
WMT is a good strong company and relatively safe, then again I bought PZZA so wtf do I know? Probably better off not taking my advice lol

>>22325724
No I'm 23 dummy

>>22326062
It was never money printing to begin with.

Just adding zeroes to bank reserves.

Banks aren't lending.

DEFLATIONARY spiral coming

>>22326067
Gotchu senpai
https://planetnews.com/live/stock-update.html?mepr-unauth-page=40&redirect_to=%2Famerican%2Fcnbc-america.html

>>22325824
so not only zoomers are horrible traders

>>22325990

>AAAAAAA DUMP IT ALREADY U FUCKS


shorts absolutely seething

Now that most people FOMO’d into Tesla around 470-510 after the split, how low will it have to get before they all jump ship?

Hey guys can i get some advice. This isnt a shitpost. I had a dream recently of my summer camp days around 11 years old. In the dream i was molested by one of the black camp counselors. He made me fondle his black penis etc. I woke up and thought about this and i realized id actually been raped as a child and have suppressed the memory for years. It hit me hard af. Ive always been sexually repulsed by people and weird about certain things (anxious etc). Since the memory came back tho ive started having severe anxiety attacks at work to where i have to leave and claim sick leave because ill end up on the floor gasping for air like a fucking retard. Its seriously affecting my mental state and idk who to go to for help besides you guys? Anyone have serious advice??? Plz

I'm going to put my last $12,000 on TSLA 400c 9/11
AMA

>>22325954
That's the point, fag

TSMC longterm hold?

>>22326094
i'm weak bro.

This keeps happening, big dip, long slow crab up, big dip before it turns green

I'm sick of it

>>22326131
why would you do that

>>22326145

yes.

>>22325940
False equivalent comparison my dude

>>22326075
Buy the dip and average down for massage gains in a year, faggit

>>22326127
Look up dancing bear on motherless.

>>22326131
Never forghetti.

>>22326131
Can you just give me your money instead?

>Want to buy dips or hedge or DO SOMETHiNG
>Still waiting for money to clear
This is hell

>>22326126
Bought two shares at 440. Gonna hold for now, not much else I can do

>>22326157
k
GME isn't going to happen

>>22326131
>AMA
what went wrong

>>22326040
if you complain to their cs, you can usually get some kind of credit back

Will SPY touch $325 by tomorrow?

>>22326127
What an interesting little story. I imagine posts like this attract many you's which is probably your end goal lol. Kudos to you.

Here are the monthly bollinger bands. I wonder if S&P 500 is going to dump to the monthly moving average over the next month or two.

>>22326059
I like oil and my euro broker doesn't sell FENY

Farm land landlording is master race. You all will never make it. HORSEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>22326184
>what went wrong
I bought TSLA calls. which means the only way I will get myself out of this is by buying more TSLA calls.
not even joking. it's now oversold and will pump this week.

>>22325949
Canadian Tire.

>>22326201
I think i have more ptsd from being around a nigger than actaully getting GAPED by his bull cock desu desu

Someone posted on pol a week ago to get out/ I told my friend to get out and he didn't. He has lost 70k between last week and this week (thanks Tesla). What is coming next?

We just had a correction. But now it is over. Bull Market resumes. Sorry Bobo, your 3 day vacation is over

>>22326226
>oversold
it's been overbought since june

>>22326108
Thanks!

>>22326181
Oh boy you say this so much i want to go even harder on gme.

>>22326226
Throwing good money at bad... Anon, I think you might have a gambling problem.

@22326127
fake and gay

>>22326205
The nasdump was worse on the monthly the candle was fully out of the band like literally on the moon

Pic related

>>22326188
Thx for the tip. Already complained once. Perhaps i can keep it this time but get a credit instead.

>>22326255
I don't have a gambling problem, you all have a TSLA problem

>>22326241
it will keep dumping until stimulus 2 is passed

UH-OH, WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT RALLY THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO COME?

OH NO NO NO NO AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>22326241
Basado

>>22326241
NASDUMP will keep dumping until we touch the monthly moving average.

Thoughts on Iron Mountain (IRM) as a divvy stock?

>>22326071
She has a mustache lmao

>>22326284
Actually my dude it sounds like you're the one with the TSLA problem.

Biogen turning positive. I warned you people. This is going to make me bank. Though thats a guess not counting my money on the table.

>>22326287
I get paranoid when i see that small line gp up across the board. Really suspicious and nearly every time i bought into it id get btfod at least i think so. Didnt buy this time.

>>22326269
Yup.

>>22326247
post the trade so i can laugh at you when GME doesn't happen

>>22325902
You WILL get the vaccine. TWICE

>>22326295

Sold my Tesla calls at a loss as well.

So far today I sold at a loss on my Apple, Papa John's and now Tesla.

My total loss is over 6 grand and some change.
Although I made a little over 13k these past few months dabbling into options I still think I did relatively decent for someone that has ZERO experience in day trading.

Now will I be continuing this investing dream of mine? No...I regret to inform you all I will no longer be day trading on robinhood, closing my account after I pay my taxes for the year.

I will take my gains and buy an ETF and park my money in there and whatever happens happens, this stuff is stressful and I already got stressful shit going on don't wanna add to it anymore.

Sorry for the blogpost, bye everyone lol.

>>22326299
Reasoning for that? Because the line always dips back?

>>22326299
Oh shit that looks far away>>22326305
Lools lile a druggy too

>>22326295
>Lying on the dirty floor
women

>>22326352
>Because the line always dips back?
Yes, because of gravity.

MASSIVE GREEN BUY CANDLE ON TSLA BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

I about to dump every cent of my life into Apple when it hits double digits

>>22326295
Mmmm. Made me look her up.

>>22326062
Pretty much this. They are no longer pumping the market, they are just trying to keep it from crashing. All they wanted to do, was repair the dow, so that all the boomer 401ks look like they didn't go down. Now they will let it crab for a while. Overpriced stocks like Tesla will crash, but that won't tank the whole market.

>>22326370
Same ... if it hits double digits. I'll take a loan to do it.

quick give me a good pennystock to buy

>>22326319
9/25 calls? When's the earnings?

>>22326299
dead center of my 4-year trend meme lines

>>22326388
But muh nasdick.

Yo my dudes is there any good books or course on pirate bay for technical analysis or anything. Right now I’m just watching LiveTraders and Gregory Mannerino on Youtube and I am still dum

>>22326010
My dad works at Nintendo

>>22326346
Bye, pussy.

>>22326406
RLFTF

>tsla 30% down from high now
okay which one of you idiots bought the top?

>>22326346
I know that feel. Am also considering just parking it into an etf in bits and pieces. All while also completely moving into a swing trade strategy that likely has better long term potential than my other strategies and less active management. At least I only need to watch the markets once a week or literally just leave automated orders and go do something else.

WKHS chads report in

>>22326177
Tesla stock has an intrinsic value of about $100.

>>22326458
reporting

>>22326346
Later, loser

>>22326405
Next month. Dude it has a PE of 8.
Tesla has 1076.

>>22326334
possible it might not happen, sure. so why did it happened for VW, KBIO though. Why didnt they cover in the last 20 minutes?

>>22326458
I just bought, too late?

>>22326418
They don't care. You should have gotten the hint when KODK was given a green thumbs up. Literally only people who held onto the stock from the 90's could profit from that.

What is this artist saying now?

>>22326346
I guarantee you'll come back, once you dabbed into option and got that adrenaline you always come back.

>>22326458
$2.92 average anon here, sitting pretty.

>>22326487
no clue
why are there only 2 examples you can point to?

>>22326458
HERE, SIR. REQUESTING CLEARANCE FOR NKLA PUTS AT EOD, PLEASE ADVISE

>>22326346
>buy a broad market/index ETF
You're gonna make it

>>22326369
>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
Would you perchance be from stocktwits

>>22326284
TSLA has a reality problem.

>zoomers on robinhood start jumping off buildings
this is the most satisfying dip

>>22326346
you can still post in /smg/ if you are a divvy boomer
you don't have to leave

Yo my Aquabounty is mooning. I forgot I bought this shit, and don't remember why, but if I had to guess it was because it was going to do this.

>>22326443
Sorry, anon. I hate to break it up to you but they already killed themselves.

Tesla marines cut their own dicks and choked themselves to death.

They didn't want to give us the satisfaction of calling them fags for not listening to P/E not justifying the price

>>22326503
FUNDING SECURED @ $4.20

>>22326287
Ouch.

>>22326537
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>>22326503
in time of hardship you have to make the best of things

>>22326513
that's a go, captain

>>22326535
Lmfao

>>22326508
Girl on the left big tits and long hair and more feminine.

WILL GOOG BE FINE??
I HAVE TO PAY MY RENT REEEEEEEEE

>>22326443
i know a coworker who bought on last Tuesday

>>22326458
Giddy up horsie! I knew my belief in you would pay off. Purchased every dip, don't think it'll go below $20 again. If it does, I'm loading up on more.

>>22326269
What trading app is this?

>>22326485
TSLA comparison withstanding, why get such an early call

>>22326510
at least I can provide examples. you can't provide a reason except
>it just wont happen

but here are more examples
>The Piggly Wiggly market corner when grocer, Clarence Saunders (the first to patent the concept of the self-service grocery store), wanted to teach short-sellers in the Piggly Wiggly stock a lesson. By borrowing ten million dollars from banks, Saunders managed to accumulate 98% of the shares traded and drive the stock price up from $39 to $124 in a short period
>Cornelius Vanderbilt famously managed to pull off a corner in 1862 of the Harlem Railroad by anticipating its strategic value in the midst of a bear raid

>>22326181
Give me logical facts why it won’t besides your opinion

RobinLUL retail traders on suicide watch desu

:laughingface: :100:

>when the market has a serious draw-down over the past 3 days and the b*ll faggots celebrate that their losses aren't 'that bad' after buying the top
>"b-b-bears b-btfo"
>anime-posing gook faggots doing anything right, ever
>mfw I made $1,322.00 even on SOXS on Friday and now read all this shit

>>22325461

>Did you miss the part where we are in the WORST FUCKING ECONOMY in a hundred years?

we're not, you're an idiot.

that said, having major exposure to a leveraged ETF that tracks only one sector. just lmao

I shouldn’t have bought GME

>>22327210
Explain

SPY to $325 tomorrow??

>>22326602
High value, in the money, and risk vs reward.

I think I'm just gonna put like 50 dollars a week into VOO and stop stressing myself out so much

Why the fuck is horse jumping? I can't find any news but I'm debating selling

>>22327328
Jumps up for no reason. Take some off the top.
Jumps down for no reason. Buy some more.

>>22327318
I sell retardedly OTM credit spreads every week for p-nut gainz and put that money in SPY partials