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Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:05:04 2020 No.22309668 [Reply] [Original]

Is buying lottery tickets the ultimate 300 IQ investment decision?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:06:06 2020 No.22309699 We did it reddit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:07:28 2020 No.22309726 >>22309668 the lottery is a tax on stupid people

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:10:15 2020 No.22309783 >>22309668 yes goy keep playing the lottery, youre going to make it trust me

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:11:17 2020 No.22309802 >>22309726 More like a tax on poor people. Everyone knows they ain't gonna win but it gives you that slightest bit of hope with each ticket purchased. Literally hopium, which fuels the vast majority of /biz/'s favourite shitcoins

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:12:52 2020 No.22309846 >>22309668 On occasion it's a profitable play

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:14:02 2020 No.22309873 >>22309668 Only if you buy at least a dozen of the $20+ scratch tickets at a time

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:16:03 2020 No.22309910 >>22309668 Pay like 2 bucks and get millions. Genius.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:18:35 2020 No.22309962 >>22309910 fr nigga? omw to the gas station rn cuh we bouta make it BIG!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:19:59 2020 No.22309996 >>22309668 Go to robinhood, place AMD or NVDA calls -> profit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:25:46 2020 No.22310115 >>22309668 not really Tbh

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:35:15 2020 No.22310282 >>22309668 I stopped playing the lottery once I found out Jeffery Epstein won it twice. Shit's probably rigged as fuck in most states.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:26:24 2020 No.22311148 If you're in Indiana and get one without repeating digits, you're more likely to win Powerball.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:42:04 2020 No.22311429 Can't win if you don't play. But you can buy a Mcdouble while parroting a smug quote about the "stupid tax"

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:47:08 2020 No.22311518 >>22309668 The truth is yes you can win but it cost a metric fuck ton. You would be better off at a casino

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:56:52 2020 No.22311658 >>22309668 you would be better off sitting at home trying to guess wallet passwords. Atleaat each time you pick a number its free instead of $2. Also the statistics are pretty much similar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:01:39 2020 No.22312631 >>22309668 basically just as good as buying SUTER desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:04:58 2020 No.22312688 >>22309668 fun game

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:11:53 2020 No.22312792 >>22312631 Jesus christ you guys still shilling this worthless project? Give it up

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:16:45 2020 No.22312868 >>22309668 Lottery's not a tax on stupid people. It's a honeypot for catching time travelers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:33:23 2020 No.22313105 >>22312868 > writes idea down for Unknown Armies rumors