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Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:34:42 2020 No.22293177 [Reply] [Original]

Can you train giant rabbits like guard dogs for your citadel?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:35:43 2020 No.22293199 >>22293177 Sure, but anyone with a small rock could instantly defeat them. Rabbits are incredibly fragile creatures.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:35:49 2020 No.22293200 File: 36 KB, 848x480, Subaru.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22293177 yeah

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:38:59 2020 No.22293262 >>22293200 What's the reference?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:40:54 2020 No.22293296 >>22293199 trained with evasive maneuvers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:41:50 2020 No.22293308 >>22293177 Yes, but you should be training giant ducks. Ducks as fierce as fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:45:29 2020 No.22293379 File: 101 KB, 1000x1000, 1570040091008.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22293177 they will lose speed as they giant, its better to have medium size ones with titanium teeth so they can be supa fast assasins >business and finance

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:46:55 2020 No.22293408 >>22293379 > citadel

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:50:43 2020 No.22293483 File: 1.11 MB, 4032x3024, 72CC12B4-0ED9-47F9-8A7E-BD537349249A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22293177 I keep a pair of Arowana to guard my house

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:53:34 2020 No.22293536 >>22293483 Can you keep them in your moat around your citadel like koi to reduce the mosquitos in your vicinity?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:54:33 2020 No.22293556 >>22293308 Train geese. Roman's used them as gaurds because they can recognize faces.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:55:10 2020 No.22293566 >>22293536 They are too aggressive to keep in numbers like Koi, but will spit, splash and jump at unfamiliar faces

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:55:57 2020 No.22293582 >>22293556 Thank you for the patrician advice! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guard_goose

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:56:20 2020 No.22293588 >>22293556 In Asia they use roosters as well as geese to guard homes Roosters tend to be noisier though

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:57:28 2020 No.22293600 >>22293177 fuck that i want them has living lawn mowers. if i could get guinea pigs of that size i would