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*ahem* Excuse me, gentilemen. Sorry to interrupt your business, but I have a very important announcement. Would you all please take your seats in the auditorium, the announcement will be in exactly ten minutes. Tendies will be provided for your refreshment while you wait for the announcement to commence. Thank you, and I'll see you in there.

>> No.22277926
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>>22277890

>> No.22277942
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Oh finally, look like i made it JUST in time

Is there still caviar snacks in the back?

>> No.22277944

>>22277890
It stinks like shit in here.

>> No.22277958

>>22277890
Fuck you. I'm setting up a tomato booth so people can throw them at you for 1 LINK / dozen.

>> No.22277960
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Looking forward to your announcement, fine gentleman

>> No.22277965

>>22277890
This had better be good.

>> No.22277982
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>>22277890
Let’s hope this doesn’t turn out to be another pajeet scam thread

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oh hello. yes i just wanted to go to bed. no no sir, no problem.

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L

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One moment my good sir. We are just awaiting my companions. They only dally a minute or two.

>> No.22278053
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Gentlemen, the announcement will be in exactly 5 minutes. Trust me, this is going to be a game-charger.

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>>22278053

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>>22277890
Sorry for the delay! I'm working as fast as I can, sir!

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>>22278053
lets hope so

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>>22278053
sir my lulu is getting harder

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Gentlemen. We appear to be low in numbers tonight. I'll wait 10 more minutes for more of our associates to arrive. I would hate for anyone to miss this.

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>>22278229
Sorry, I'm a bit late. Was doing urgent business.

>> No.22278264

>>22278229
Deliver already. I got places to be tonight

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sneed

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>>22278229
now it must be REALLY fucking good

i just took another glass of champagne from the fine bar sir

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>>22277890
Sorry I'm late gentlemen. What do you think this conference will be about? I hope our honorable guest tells gives us some guidance on the Jewish Question, not since 1939 have we had much movement in that department.

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heh

>> No.22278330

Got my front row seat, hi anons, how was the traffic?

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Grabbing a beer. This better be the next real x1000000000000 announcement.

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I'm just here for the tendies.

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Wait goddamn it, looking for a seat

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>>22277890
Desperately waiting...

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>>22278258
Yes same here. bowel movements is acting up

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>>22278302
Oh I don't know, but maybe something with different letters ?

>> No.22278367

I heard today's announce was going to be great gentlemen.

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Hatsune Miku

>> No.22278378
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Don't disappoint

>> No.22278390

heh

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Same clown left us all waiting forever last night for a "special announcement" that never came. If you suckers need me I'll be at the strip bar getting loaded and barebacking some questionable ladies.

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oi bruv, get on wit it, fookin hell

>> No.22278448

Gentlemen, thank you for you patience.

And now, the announcement...

>> No.22278473

>>22278448
Hold it, my good lad. Let me take a seat first.

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phew, just in time

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22278500

i have arrived. please commence with it. i only have a few minutes before my hourly coom session

>> No.22278515

>>22278448
>22278448
IM SO READYYYYYY SIR!

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nice, got here just in time for this important event

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I can’t wait to hear the big news

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>>22278448

Steve, lock the doors!

They locked? Right.

Gentlement. This is a hold up. Put all your stinkies in the fucking bag RIGHT NOW and no one gets hurt!

>> No.22278536

*listening intensely

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Just in time!

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>>22278532
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY LINKIESSSSSSSS

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>>22278532
Alright, if you really want them, OP

You mean THESE LINKIES?!

>> No.22278569

>>22278532
But... but...

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>>22278532
Come and take them!

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>>22278532
Too bad for you, I have no stinkies! Tough luck, old chum.

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>>22278532
Ack OP’s... accomplice... taking my... linkies

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>>22278532
>Blocks your path

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>>22278532
NOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.22278599
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RUN RUN RUN

>> No.22278607
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FUCK OP
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK SPICS
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK FEMALES
FUCK PAJEETS

AND MOST OF ALL

FUCK JANNIES

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>>22277890
NOOOOOOOOO

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>>22278532
wtf man

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>>22278532
Can't take what i sold before dip

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My disappointment is immeasurable.

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NOOOOOOO

>> No.22278681

>>22278607
Based. Fuck OP

>> No.22278689

>>22222222

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>>22278532
Sadly, I lost my seed in a boating accident this weekend...

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>>22278532

Up, up and away!

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>>22278532
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAD THREE YEARS YOU DON’T HAVE TO STEAL STEALING IS FOR NIGGERS NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU TRIIIIICKED MEEEEE!

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Come and get um you dirty rat

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>>22278532

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>>22278607

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>>22277890