/biz/ - Business & Finance

Dear Bobo, you still ain't posted or responded, I hope you still aint banned
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't post when things get bad
If you didn't wanna talk to me in the ample thread
You didn't have to, but you coulda saved the market from crashin, fuck dude
That's my life savings bro, im trying to make it too
I bumped the thread to see your FUD before a coin Mooned
For four hours I bumped and you ain't show
That's pretty shitty man, you're like my fuckin idol
I'm trying to get out before we dump so I dont get fucked too
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to
Remember when we met in the ghost thread, you said if I posted you'd post back
See I'm just like you in a way
I never knew how to stake either
We both love /biz/ and swing that shitcoin Ether
I can relate to what you're posting in those threads
So when I have a shitty trade, I drift away and read em,
'Cause I don't really got more ethereum and know it's a fuckin mess
I even got a tattoo of not selling across the chest
Sometimes I look at dead coins just to watch them bleed
It's like adrenaline, the FOMO posts are like im on speed
See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about coins 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Bobo, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us postin more FUD
I'll be the biggest investment that you ever lose
Talk real soon
P.S. You can call me Mu.

Dear Mister "I'm Too Good to post in his threads"
This will be the last post i made for your dumpin ass
I'm down 60 percent and you still keep dumpin?
I know you saw my last two posts I wouldn't stop bumpin!
So this is my final thread, don't you ignore this fuckin thread dude
I'm on binance right now, I'm going all in on Swipe too!
Hey Bobo, I'm leveraging 100x
You dare me to trade?
You know the song by Eminem where the fan wrote him?
About that guy who was obsessed over all the shit he told him
But didn't respond, then Stan ended it all by drowning?
That's kinda how this is, you keep postin, and I'm thinkin you clownin
Now it's too late, I'm 10 thousand into Ampl
And all I wanted was a lousy FUD or troll
I hope you know I sage all the threads that are just /pol/
I love you Bobo, we could have posted together, think about
You ruined it now, I hope you get banned, and jannies laugh about it
And when you trade I hope you lose it all and cry about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't live without me!
See Bobo, (REEEEE) shut up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey Bobo, that's my girlfriend leavin' me for some chud
But I didn't get her back, I just pushed her out, see I ain't like you
'Cause if she leaves and I make it, she'll miss out on being rich too
Well, gotta go, just went all in on longing Yams
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to post more FOMO too?

Dear Mumu, I meant to write you sooner but I just been trollin'
You said you invested in ampl, how's it going?
Look, I'm really flattered you would watch my TA threads
And here's a new chart, for when you feeling down in bed
I wrote it so I can help you stay in the red
I'm sorry I didn't see your post, I must have scrolled passed
Don't think I did that shit just to lick a sweaty jannies ass
But what's this shit you said about you went in on ghost too?
I say that shit just FOMO' dog, come on, how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Mumu, I think you need to quit trading
To stop your ass from swinging from the cieling in your own room
And what's this shit about how we gonna post together?
That type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
Or maybe you just need to stop listening to stupid FUDders
I hope you get to read this post, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you trade a shitcoin, and see those big green lines
If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you, but Mu
Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want to get banned?
I just don't want you to ever make it
I seen this one thread about a trader who couldn't take it
Some dude was drunk and fell for the shitcoin yams
And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she fucking hated his plan
And in the post, they found a pink wojak, yelling about you know who
Come to think about, his name was, shit, it was Mu

Damn!

Dear Mumu, I meant to write you sooner but I just been trollin'
You said you invested in ampl, how's it going?
Look, I'm really flattered you would watch my TA threads
And here's a new chart, for when you feeling down in bed
I wrote it so I can help you stay in the red
I'm sorry I didn't see your post, I must have scrolled passed
Don't think I did that shit just to lick a sweaty jannies ass
But what's this shit you said about you went in on ghost too?
I say that shit just FOMO' dog, come on, how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Mumu, I think you need to quit trading
To stop your ass from swinging from the cieling in your own room
And what's this shit about how we gonna post together?
That type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
Or maybe you just need to stop listening to stupid FUDders
I hope you get to read this post, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you trade a shitcoin, and see those big green lines
If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you, but Mu
Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want to get banned?
I just don't want you to ever make it
I seen this one thread about a trader who couldn't take it
Some dude was drunk and fell for the shitcoin yams
And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she fucking hated his plan
And in the post, they found a pink wojak, yelling about you know who
Come to think about, his name was, shit, it was Mu!

Damn!

guys please i worked hard on this

Very nice OP

But this wont save us from the dump AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Thank you anon I needed this