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do the threesome

Hide in the closet and watch them bang

Suck him off before she does and have a meaningful discussion as to why you're not a gigantic homo

>>22246687
You have to demand first dibs on the trendies and call your mom a whore to show him you're the alpha.

>>22246687
Walk up to him, shake his hand (which has been UP YOUR MOTHER'S CUNT) and tell him: "thanks for cumming inside my mother".

Then remember that the MOUTH that he will use to eat WITH YOUR CUTLERY has touched YOUR MOTHER'S CUNT while he was eating her out.

Enjoy faggot.

>>22247018
Dont forget to jerk off furiously with tears in your eyes

>>22247112
All that shit applies to your dad too.

>>22247176
Fuck you

>>22246687
Bust out some cobra kai on his ass

>>22247106
Based. Do this OP it's good advice.

>>22246687
Say hello and say that you hope they have fun and you will be in your room
t. 30+ yo with a widowed mom who was horrible to her bfs in my teens and regrets it

Suck him off and ditch the bitch.

>>22246687
go down and have a lil chat

>>22247237
Rekted

>>22246687
You’ll have to drain him before she does.

>>22246687
call the police

>>22246687
They're going to make fun of you. They're going to laugh and have a good time while you hide away watching your life go down the drain.

>>22247176
Except your dad is not some stranger from tinder who's one among a string of men railing your mom. LMAO

>>22246687
Are you underage? Why do you still live with your mom?

>>22247413
Their lives are the ones going down the drain they're just grasping at an attempt to not die alone

>>22247456
This. /biz/ is a board FOR wagies BY wagies.

>>22246687
You're a cuck, you should be giving dick to your mother, why would you allow some stranger to blast his warm semen into the vagina that birthed you?

>>22247106
Not to far off. You definitely need to display that you aren't going to be taking his shit. We're animals, don't look away, be a man, instill your dominance. I use to hate how people would be so easily manipulated from little weird shit like this, now I just use it to my advantage. I've given up caring about how others feel. I care about my self.

>>22247456
He’s a republican

>>22247326
don't ever give anybody an inch, they will only take magnitude more

>>22246687
have her bring you tendies in your room

>>22247237
btfo

>>22246687
Nah man gotta show you're the man of the house. Or else they're going to fuck thinking you went to bed

>>22246687
your mom is addicted to the BBC son

>>22247612
But the guys going to be giving his Mom at least six inches

>>22247765
i said don't even give an INCH

>>22247237
lmfao

Shit all over yourself and run out naked screaming

>>22246687
Shill him LINK

Itll get better OP. Eventually you will get into an argument with him and she will never take your side. She might even let him violently assault you. Move out.

>>22247237

>>22246687
Kick the shit out of him to the point where the cops are called and you get arrested. Your mom will bail you out and the relationship will be ruined.