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Reminder that you will still be a Virgin loser no matter how much money you make

>> No.22217872

*horny kangaroo getting its penis deepthroated by an australian poster from /sp/ sounds*

>> No.22217873

>>22217838
then how much do i need to lose to stop being a virgin loser

>> No.22217878

>>22217838
How can I be a virgin when I larp about having sex on an anonymous imageboard?

>> No.22217899

>>22217838
don't care, nigger

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>>22217838
reminder that I don't really care

>> No.22217927

Reasons why teen love is superior to any romantic relationship you can get later in life:

1. Most first times are shared. First date, first kiss, first ball dance, first time feeding into each other’s mouths... Every little experience is new and exciting.

2. Pair-bonding was the strongest. None of them had “exes” to compare you to. You are special to each other and you are the best she’s ever had, at everything.

3. There’s no responsibilities of adult life. You can just have fun without a worry in the world. Just freely enjoying each other to your heart’s content.

4. Throughout most of human history by the end of our teen years we’d already be locked down to our life partners. Meeting countless different people as potential partners decades into adulthood was something completely unheard of until the most recent generations. It’s just not what we evolved to do.

Your dopamine receptors were still fresh and clean, you were yet to become a wasted coomer with burned receptors. And your hormone production was at the peak during teenage years. Nothing can be compared to having sex as a teen.

At 20+ both you and the girl will not feel as much pleasure as you would’ve as a teen. The girl will most likely have countless chads to compare you to, while your mind has already been corrupted by years of uncontrolled porn consumption and masturbation. It will be “meh” at most.

>> No.22217936

Video games are more fun than sex

>> No.22217944

>>22217838
If I don't make it I'll probably kill myself because I have borderline personality disorder. I've also succeeded in the vast majority of past high risk / high reward endeavours, because if I didn't, I knew I would have killed myself. I'm not backing out on internet coins that print money.

Kill yourself crab bucket mentality incel.

>> No.22217976

If someone offered me a thousand Bitcoin in exchange for never having sex again I would take it in a second.