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1st for VIX

WHY IS EVERYTHING GOING DOWN AHHHHH

WE DID IT BOBOS

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

my UVXY calls are already up 25% lol

This is where the support is found right?

>>22206616
How do VIX futures even work? To lazy to read the prospectus

what kinds of option contracts are everyone buying in this fine dip?

>>22206608

>tfw too tired dont want to scream

KUDLOW SAYS 'WE CAN LIVE WITH' NOT GETTING A DEAL ON CORONAVIRUS RELIEF
>KUDLOW SAYS 'WE CAN LIVE WITH' NOT GETTING A DEAL ON CORONAVIRUS RELIEF
KUDLOW SAYS 'WE CAN LIVE WITH' NOT GETTING A DEAL ON CORONAVIRUS RELIEF
>KUDLOW SAYS 'WE CAN LIVE WITH' NOT GETTING A DEAL ON CORONAVIRUS RELIEF
KUDLOW SAYS 'WE CAN LIVE WITH' NOT GETTING A DEAL ON CORONAVIRUS RELIEF
>KUDLOW SAYS 'WE CAN LIVE WITH' NOT GETTING A DEAL ON CORONAVIRUS RELIEF
KUDLOW SAYS 'WE CAN LIVE WITH' NOT GETTING A DEAL ON CORONAVIRUS RELIEF
>KUDLOW SAYS 'WE CAN LIVE WITH' NOT GETTING A DEAL ON CORONAVIRUS RELIEF
KUDLOW SAYS 'WE CAN LIVE WITH' NOT GETTING A DEAL ON CORONAVIRUS RELIEF
>KUDLOW SAYS 'WE CAN LIVE WITH' NOT GETTING A DEAL ON CORONAVIRUS RELIEF
KUDLOW SAYS 'WE CAN LIVE WITH' NOT GETTING A DEAL ON CORONAVIRUS RELIEF
>KUDLOW SAYS 'WE CAN LIVE WITH' NOT GETTING A DEAL ON CORONAVIRUS RELIEF

APOLOGIZE TO ME AND I MIGHT SHOW MERCY

>>22206608
Anyone got that palantir info

nasdaq support is unironically 7,600 and possibly not even there

as much as a hate tesla, this dip seems a bit bullish

Green IDs will make it whether they sell or hold, pink IDs will not make it.

This is fucked guys is there a bottom on this?...

Hey, on the bright side NIO is almost back to where it was before it's big run a week ago. You did sell at the top, right?

>not knowing the market is completely fraudulent
Imagine..

>>22206664
Well I guess since we up for months for no reason we can also go down for no reason

You guys think it's going to be another total stock market crash like march? Wondering If I should sell my real estate, got in at a really nice entry and it's just been grinding up slowly since but one good crash like march could take out all my gains

read em and weep, bullfags

*TING TING TING*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEHEHEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
FUCK MUMU

unloaded jpm and gs.

TSLA is now 1915 per share if going by pre-split price

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eZaTksR6EU

>>22206664
Sorry ratking, I will never doubt your mystic powers

>>22206608
In only down like 5k since yesterday still up 17k for the year I’m holding

STOP

STOPPPPPPL JUST STOPPPPPLLLLLPPPPP


AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22206664
I never doubted you ratking

I wish that these were naked puts instead of verticals.

>>22206587
Huh

Bros. I'm not feeling good. Where the fuck is the floor I'm getting close to cutting my losses

>>22206668
Yes goy.

alright im actually losing money now.. wtf AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THIS POST'S LAST DIGIT IS HOW MANY % WE LOSE TODAY

WE ARE NOT FUCKING SELLING

ARE

THE

TESLAMARINES

PROTEIN PILLS AND HELMET ON

WHY DIDNT YOU FAGGOTS GIVE ME THE MEMO? PLM IS PUMPING CRAZY

>>22206687
No no my dude, real estate will SKYROCKET if it's the real crash

>>22206678
god I hope, what does the other color mean then? broke even?

Steady lads, remember your training.

sorry for buying into market guys, always goes red when i do.

>>22206652
Support? There is no support

I'm not even going to sell at this point

>>22206687
No. This summer bull run was built on fundamentally sound investment. The economy is hot hot hot right now and stocks only go up!!!!

>>22206666
>green id
>6666
Uh yeah lads I'm thinking I'm gonna fuckin make it

>S&P to fall to around 2920-2960 before recovering
Mark it down and thank me later

>>22206721
>trusting anything right now
i don't think even WKHS can save us

For fucks sake, I wanted to sell all my AAPL on Monday, but my fucking trading account still didn't adjust for the split correctly. I was waiting for it to update correctly the split then sell. Then this shit happens. Fuck iTrade.

>>22206687
There is no reason for it to be. Everything looks good on paper, this is probably just a correction for the inflated tech stocks and everything they brought up with their tide. Normal.

>>22206708
looks like a small dip and will be resume by next week

It's not even LUNCH yet FUCK

since taking this screenshot its only gotten worse

I'm so glad I sold everything yesterday premarket. This thing is getting out of hand. It's not a crash yet, but I wonder how long we can bleed like this.

WAKEY WAKEY BULLFAGS

Good jobs numbers mean no stimulus 2. Fake ass clown market.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SELL SELL SELL
!ATTENTION!
DON'T HOLD
LAST WARNING

HAHAHAHAHA

Feels good exiting most of my positions this week and getting vindicated on it not being a panic sell and also resisting fomoing into US tech. Shoeshine boys btfo

>>22206608
THE JEWS WONT LET ME DAY TRADE FUCCCCCKCKKCKCKCKCKCKCK

STOP LOSSES TRIGGERED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

1 month of TQQQ gains wiped out in 2 days

>>22206608
sell the news

Waiting for the 3rd dip before I buy, finally going to learn my lesson.

Pretty sure we already have a couple zoomer suicides under our belt

enjoy your glory days while you can bobo, the bulls will be back on top by eoy

M A S S P A N I C

WHAT QQQ PUTS ARE WE BUYING NIGS
just bought 10x QQQ 270p 9/4, i might buy some for next friday around 2pm

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>22206712
Surprisingly accurate

> Fell for the TQQQ dead cat bounce

Just kill me please.

>>22206772
$200 loss isn't bad at all. You guys are pussies.

I don't get it.
Wasn't the August jobs report largely positive?

>>22206793
>Your account is restricted from purchasing
thats new what happened?

>>22206717

NO STIMULUS EVICTION CRISIS INCOMING

HOUSE MARKET CRASH

WE PRECIFYING THE SLAUGHTER

https://www.ft.com/content/75587aa6-1f1f-4e9d-b334-3ff866753fa2

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>22206720
Are you the guy that was posting with 50k yesterday?

>>22206812
it needed to stay bad to get government gibs to pump the stock market

>>22206608
Finally the economy is doing great and the markets suck. I see NFLX and CHWY as the best bargains brewing but waiting until Tuesday.

>>22206817
poorfag daytrade limit?

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I

Jfc this is stupid

buy the dip

SHLLbros...........

>>22206817
Bogs upset because he bought wrong.

>>22206812
Honk honk

my dudes
this is real
get out

bull run has been on NO VOLUME
the only way we continue growth is if the fed literally runs the market itself and buys individual company stocks from EVERYONE

FUCK USD
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK J POWELL
AND FUCK JANNIES

>>22206829
>HOUSE MARKET CRASH
I'll believe it when I see it

>sudden downward acceleration

The vast majority of things are still WAY too high. SPY should be around 300 to even remotely be considered "fair."

Anyone else just leveraging with debit spreads

>>22206817
they're saving his ass

>WAIT A MINUTE WHAT ABOUT FREE MONEY FROM THE GOVERNMENT OH NOOOOOOOO

The absolute state of the Free Market™

>>22206812
Its a straw house. Situation is actually much worse.

>>22206712
Half way there

>>22206772
Good

Just hodl and hope for the best :)

>>22206895
Please try to contain your homeless bum-tier rambling.

I sold my SQQQ calls too early...

Ground control to Major Tom...

Yo can you guys, like, start buying Horse again?

CIRCUIT BREAKER SOON

>>22206817

Probably good faith violation. I'm 1 strike from being restricted too.

>the world's most important market indices operate exactly like shitcoins

THANKS FED

>stonks up
HAHAHAHAH stonks always go up bearfags BTFO
>stonks down
HAHAHAHAH stonks wayyyy overvalued bear market real

>clsk low $7.80
Hahahhahahahhahahhahhaahha I FUCKING told you. How far down are you clsk bagholders? HOW FAR

Holy shit this might actually be it

>Amazon
Why?! Why is it dumping?! There is no fucking reason for it to dump!

>>22206903
No, Idiot. Cut losses. Don't hold losers.

>>22206855
i don't really care if two weeks or a months of progress goes back on my years of buying
this is just another excellent dip to accumulate some more on..

Dow Jones 20k by eod.

Use everything you have learned these past few months bros. If you are buying the dip, buy in a little bit each day/week to hedge against it continuing to go down. VIX is high, so if you buy calls, you may lose a little to vega even if the market goes up.

>>22206664
Yknow, there’s a boy scout Hugh adventure camp called philmont and at this camp chipmunks are known as “mini-bears” and really, anything mammalian besides deer and mountain lions is known as a mini bear. I’d like to think of the rats ITT as little bears, crashing the market and giving me hueg gains in my reverse etf stocks.

Thank you, mini-bear. You have made my week.

>QQQ 3/2021 calls
Market can do whatever the fuck it wants right now I’m sitting nice and comfy.

>>22206830
Paywall

>>22206829
The housing market has crashed twice, the Fed keeps buying literally everything. It would take a literal unironic WWIII starting multi state sponsored bull rush to permanently crash housing.

>>22206932
I bought at 10.60 FML

>>22206910
Me too. Kind've annoyed about it.

>>22206906
cope

>>22206608
I'm done. I just quit my job 2 days ago and decided to buy in today.
I'm gonna spend what remaining money i have and call tranny prozzies to spit roast me and kms.

Where's the TQQQ faithful now?
Come on, you're only down 30% in two days.

Cashbros, soon..

A

biggest crash since 2000 if trips

>>22206667
keep changing that number with each thread. You said it was going to be green before open. Ronald Reagan tier astrology

>>22206912
I've been buying it all the way down, fren
I'm out of money :(

What moves should I take to profit from a crash?

>>22206928
You really should have noticed the warnings:
Massive volatility
All markets moving at the same time up and down

It's all speculation

>>22206830
>paywall
pastebin it, faggot

holy shit it's a total free fall

this dump in the nasdaq is much more severe, and earlier, than yesterday. yesterday the TOTAL loss was 3.3%. today we are ALREADY down 4.58%. we could unironically hit a circuit breaker if this doesnt slow down

I’m down so much on TQQQ

I sold all my stocks right now and ended up losing $650 total.

Feelsbadman

But I'm going to buy a shit load of cheapies when this finally bottoms out.

Excelsior!

>>22206938
There was no reason for it to go up

>>22206949
Javashit
https://archive.is/i72RT

I was up so much on apple, now i'm $2 from breaking even this sucks

>>22206977
C L O S E

>>22206855
How has nobody pointed out that insane volume difference so far? This is going to be a big dip.

>>22206832
yep

>>22206952
No brother say it ain't so. I tried to tell them all
>clsk $7 next week
I was just a week early so nobody believed me. May your bagholding biceps be everstrong

>>22206667
yep, back to march or even worse i guess
i left the market tuesday lmao

>>22206938
There is no fucking reason for any of it to dump. It's kikes stealing your money for Mr. Goldstein.

>>22206968
tqqq should be no higher than 100. if you arnt selling now your gonna get fucked. take gains now.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
JEROME WHERE ARE YOU TURN ON THE PRINTERS
TURN ON THE BREAKERS
SOMEONE DO SOMETHING HELP

ROUND 2

>>22206977
dubs? Soooo second biggest?

I REGRET GETTING NVDA AT 490

>>22206999

D I A M O N D H A N D S

CIRCUIT BREAKER INCOMING?

Uh... google is not responding. I'm getting actually worried now.

what do you call this pattern

This is so fucking fun next 2 weeks will be great

>>22207005
I should have listened

IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

MODERNA SLOWS ENROLLMENT OF COVID-19 VACCINE TRIAL TO ENSURE DIVERSITY
>MODERNA SLOWS ENROLLMENT OF COVID-19 VACCINE TRIAL TO ENSURE DIVERSITY
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>MODERNA SLOWS ENROLLMENT OF COVID-19 VACCINE TRIAL TO ENSURE DIVERSITY
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>MODERNA SLOWS ENROLLMENT OF COVID-19 VACCINE TRIAL TO ENSURE DIVERSITY

>>22206980
Wait

We are literally going to head into Great Depression 2.0 if we have another March crash. My only hope is that Orange Man pulls whatever strings he can to keep this shitboat afloat at least until November. C'mon dude, you want us to vote for you, right? I know you're reading this. Do something or I'm voting fuckin Andrew Yang.

All you Zoomers will know pain

Just bought SQQQ with no trailing stop set. It’s over

>>22206999
AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NIO FUCKING PUTS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE MAKING MONEY TODAY BRRRRTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>22207046
not seeing a link

>he fell for the big tech meme

TURN ON THE PRINTERS FOR FUCKS SAKE

fuck it, just bought VXX calls. lets see what happens

>>22207046
KEK whitey BTFO

I BOUGHT THE DIP TOO EARLY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I DONT HAVE ANY MORE MONEY TO BUY DIPS!!!!!! I WANT TO BUY MORE DIPS!!!!!!!!

get fucked every single one of you delusional bulltards
you deserve all of your losses

>>22207045
Shoulda sold them at a loss and bought spy puts with that money like I did.

>>22206980
Short something.

I’m down 21% on TQQQ. I’m not really sure if I sell and just take the loss, or hold and hope for the best

>>22206940
you have no idea what you're saying

this bull run has had an unprecedentedly LOW amount of volume
volume records to back to when you could barely speak, and there's never been anything like this at all
mother fucker, look at the entire run from 2008 on. volume has died
we are in a bubble that is more than a decade in the building

there is no blueprint or map for what is happening right now
there are no examples
september 2020 could live in infamy the way we THOUGHT march 2020 would

I sold my high gains and I'm now holding everything else, ready to wait it out and buy cheapies.
Why is anyone panicking?

>>22207045
Quick give me all your money first!

We allowed the central bank (the fed) to first inflate, then deflate our equities, and now we may wake up homeless soon, just like Jefferson predicted.

>Bought 5 SQQQ 35c at open during the cat bounce
>up nearly 200%
>covering my losses

Feels comfy not being retarded for once

>>22206777
You guys may want to consider investing 5-10% in actual physical assets as all good investors should, but basically no one does.

dont hold stocks, just here to laugh at you from /fit/

Just fucking circuit breaker SPY fucking do it DO IT YOU FUCKING CUNT

>>22207064
>SQQQ
its over

Sooooo why is this happening? And don't give me that shit about "it's been going up now it has to go down"; of course it can go down a bit but this is a March level downturn without the catalyst of a global pandemic shocking everyone. What the fuck is going on??

I went full TQQQ last week. I’ve been blown the fuck out. Oh well nothing to do now but hold and try to buy more.

>>22207054
What you haven't understood is we started the great depression 2.0 in march, and the entire bullrun this year has been printed money and cryptoshit tier speculation

>>22207001
because it's fake

>tfw sold all my tech a few days away from the top and went all in RioCan

/comfy/

>>22206998
Yeah, I was up on AAPL too. Just about to go into the red at this point. Fuck it, I'm not selling as I won't be needing money from it for the next few years.

Can I buy puts on my entire portfolio?

>>22206793
Leveraged ETFs go down harder more extremely than they go up.

>>22206636
Why did I buy on Monday. Fml.

>>22207054
i almost feel like big tech sold off shit just to make him look bad after that tweet , a lot of them hate him

>there are people on /smg/ who don't have the bypass paywalls extension installed

>>22206928
We are witnessing the largest, most encompassing PnD scam in the history of economics.

oh fuck what is even happening

WARNING
DON'T BUY
WARNING
DON'T BUY THE FALLING KNIFE

Story time for you /smg/ (which used to be the Robinhood general in 2015):

5 years ago I came to /biz/ for some fun and invested a little money based on what some random anons were saying. I spent $304.95 to buy 57 shares of AMD at $5.35. I wish I bought more obviously. I finally sold them yesterday at $83.23. I miss them already boys. Anyway, big thanks to that anon who was shitposting about AMD five years ago. God bless you where ever you are.

Not all stories have a happy ending: I also bought 560 shares of GEVO @ $0.52 around that same time for a total of $291.20. It has since had TWO reverse 1 for 20 splits leaving me with 2 shares now and each share is worth $1.08. The total loss on that transaction is literally 99.24%. Fuck you to that anon who was hyping Gevo.

I bought a bunch of HUSA at different times in 2015 and 2016. That has also recently performed a reverse split and the total loss on that holding is now at 82.23%.

And for you oldfags, do you remember the VHC my nigga memes? This anon was saying how VHC had a lawsuit against Apple and it was going to be settled any day now and then the price would moon. Well that was my first transaction on Robinhood. I bought 17 shares of VHC at $5.88 and the lawsuit has gone on forever and Apple appears every decision. The most VHC has ever been worth in that time is $8.15 in October 2017. It is $5.36 right now and I am still holding. VHC my nigga indeed.

>>22207147
it's not fake
look at it for yourself
run the nasdaq volume on monthly candles

the crash has begun.

Is it too late to buy puts?

>>22207130
I bought a porsche

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-35ZDpMUcJM

>over five more hours of this

>>22207109
Deflation was first, now is inflation

>>22207064
based
the great Robinhood and Instagram thot dump of 2020

>>22207028
same bro
i bought at 494 :(

There is always a downturn in September.

>>22206999
Checked

>>22207130
yeah okay I'll just horde 10,000 gold ingots in my wagie rabbit hole studio apartment, plenty of space for it right

Have some bogtechno

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXp64bltOnQ

>>22207043
I'm sorry :^( you seem nice. Fuck everyone that told me I was wrong though clsk $6 today

>>22207199
HOGS GET SLAUGHTERED

>>22207185
i bought qqq puts like 10 minutes ago and am +80%, 3 minute ago it was +135%. im about to buy more on this "pump"

You smell that? the scent of fear.

Reminder, when blue line go up, buy.

Thanks, Trump

>>22207199
Feels good owning beat down financials and boomer companies, I can just relax and watch the Zoomie show.

>>22206628
Unless the dow drops below 25,000, then this is a nothing burger correction.

>>22207182
wow, it's almost as if you're lying

>>22207199
now that i'm half cash I don't care anymore, numb

>>22207182
Try here
http://ir.nasdaq.com/financials/volume-statistics

Volume has actually increased this year

Who /green/ today?

>>22206999
nice

DPHChads good time to acquire more on a discount

Guys, just fucking hold. Wait for the bear market to stop and buy again, in hopes of it recovering eventually.

Unless its tesla or apple, then we are fucked beyond imagination

who all CA$H here?

Remember what happened in March when people thought the dump was over and then oil rolled over?

i need to double my money to break even :c

Time to catch some falling knives
What to buy today?

>>22207112
i thought about doing that but always scared because of the low options volume. dont want to get stuck with shit i cant sell

>>22207082

Market is rebalancing from covid winners to covid losers. Adjust your portfolios accordingly. You should have already done this over the last several weeks, but if you didn't now is the time.

>DXY broke 93 and holding
it's fucking happening, jesus christ

>>22207268
Puts? nice one.

T U M B L E
U
M
B
L
E

UVXY free money EOD

>>22207096
Share prices go up, volume goes down.

Looks like I have to turn on the ol' grow op again to make ends meet. I got 15000 watts, so I should be fine. Good luck in this madness anons

THE VIX AND DXY ARE PARABOLIC ITS OVER

>>22206999
MMYES

>>22207284
I pulled it all yesterday.

>>22207082
all you that happened is that we lost our last month's or so profits

>>22206608
I would've been up $300 dollars if I didnt panick buy SQQQ puts and sell my NIO puts this morning reeeeeeeee. (Still up $100 tho)

>>22207263

Kek same. Bank of America, Aflac, metals and utilities

told you to not hold TQQQ you stupid fucks

>but tech will always go up
we won't live 100 years, we want to retire in 10-20 and that's the horizon you should worry about.

>>22207268
I am, I was yesterday before 11 am too, stayed green but lost almost all I gained. I'm long hold on some REITs.

>down 30k in the last 2 days
make stop jerome!!!

anyone else eyein the horse rn

>>22207265
i'm not lying
go to investing.com and run it for yourself

Soooo good idea to buy a couple sqqq calls like I should have done yesterday to leverage any more drops????

>>22207297
DPHC

lmao looks like the CSP's I sold yesterday will end up getting assigned
9/11 TNA @ 31

>>22207299
kek

>>22206932
Bought at 3.50
I'm ok
Just running my profits after I sold my initial investment

>>22207046
Well, in the case of testing a vaccine, a diverse population is actually important. This isn't woke shit, lol.

I'm 2% VTI and 98% cash after getting spooked Wednesday.
When should I start averaging in? Im thinking early next week?
30k in 1000$ buy ins every week days sound good?

>>22207265
looks real to me

>>22206608
>Nasdaq down almost 5%

Entire summer of gains... Wiped in 2 days.

I'm scared, will someone hold me

BIZ STUDY, ARE YOU SELLING OR HOLDING
BIZ STUDY, ARE YOU SELLING OR HOLDING
https://www.strawpoll.me/20886188
https://www.strawpoll.me/20886188

>>22207268

Show positions nigger.

Also, went to court today to contest a ticket for not wearing my seatbelt. It was dismissed 'in the interest of justice' and saved me $200.

So I'm only in the hole $450.

Good thing my state is giving me an extra $900 in Unemployment from The Don's executive order on Sunday.

haven't even had breakfast yet and Total Stock ETFs are down almost 2%

Okay a bit of a bounce on QQQ, it's over right bros..?

Well SMG? Did you go long UUP calls like i told you to? You could be up 50% while the market sells off 5%.

>He bought the top

My heartbeat is increasing

>>22207299
lmao

Its safe to dip your toe in @ ~20`s p/e

>>22207315
what is that, like 15 pounds of cured/dried per harvest x $3000/pound?

>>22207384
>Staying all in on a 6 month bubble run with no brakes

JUST

Holy fuck I called it.

> Had SPY that I bought in March, sold at 340 because I knew this shit was going to happen
> Dumped all the money in foreign stock ETFs with zero exposure to US tech companies
> My stocks are tanking but nowhere near as bad as QQQ/SPY/DIA
> SPY is now below where I sold it
> Will probably dump another $12k and buy SPY again once it dumps enough

9/11 SQQQ puts @ 22, is this BASED or JUST

>>22207109
Here it is

>>22207054
You got everything backwords. The market doesnt cause anything. The market is a result.

>>22207267
>http://ir.nasdaq.com/financials/volume-statistics
i'm on that page and i can't figure out how to see monthly volume over years

>>22207354
well then investing.com is wrong. use your head retard

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>22207353
Nope. Dump continues to next week. Highest retail traders all time 1/3 of whom I bet don't even know monday is no trade. Getting shaken out hard af right now with no stimulus on the horizon. I won't be eyeing horse til 15 next week

>>22207341
>metals and utilities
Any recs you can point me to? I already have BAC.

What do you think the weekend will have in for us?

>>22207268
I'm up about $50 from stocks today (~7%)

>>22207390
I'm BUYING

apple 111 for what fucking reason
duhh this company is suddenly worth 80% of what it was 3 days ago because TA

>>22207349
Literally listen to the news and make free money
Wayfair got downgraded and you should of been shorting tech since the first day it dropped
But I need you retards to keep buying "cheapies" because when I'm ready to cashout it just means I don't have to wait long to dump my bags

>QQQ going parabolic up
okay, fuck off

Henceforth, bulls shall be known as bubulls.

Threw a bunch of shekels at SPY calls, and now it looks like we're recovering. Also, my gookfu's perfume came in. Somebody's getting a blow job tonight.

>>22207264
It's much more likely that the markets will remain unhealthy than become healthy, so it's unlikely that the market will actually fall as sharply and dramatically as it should/needs to. What's most likely to happen is that some external intervention occurs that once again pumps the bubble. The market losing at least 20% right now would be drastically healthier in the long run than perpetuating the fantasy market we have right now. There is no pattern in this market for health though, and so therefore you can conclude that it's most probable it will get pumped.

You did buy SPY puts anon?

>>22207438
>What do you think the weekend will have in for us?
burgers and dogs, maybe some kielbasa too

>>22207417
why not buy SPY call options?

Everyone crying about prices before better be buying right now.

I bought QQQ at 274 x 600 today

>that bounce
its over guys get back to what you were doing

THIS IS THE BOTTOM GUYS BUY BUY BUY

What are the chances trump says something that completely turns this shit around

>>22207377
have fun taking a rushed drug that changes your rna that is promoted by a group of eugenicists like gates that you paid for and they'll charge you to take it while having complete immunity

>>22207440
Well even the most bullish people admit the line was going up very fast for no reason, so it's no surprise it can also go down for no reason

Literally a fucking 40 point pump, one contract on the ES at the bottom of the weekly candle would have been $2k in 15 minutes. Kek'd

>>22207384
Maybe for you, but the NASDAQ would need to drop another 1000 points to erase all of summer's gains.

Seriously fuck these idiots who are slaves to their emotions. They are never going to make it. Stay fucking poor faggots.

>>22206608
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>22207473
He already did, and it dumped because of it

>>22207299
seethe
>>22207335
cope

>>22207453
This.
If the S&P 500 falls 20% this month, you'll see congress look more seriously at another covid support bill.

all my gains from Paypal are gone

BUH GOD IT'S A V SHAPED REVOBERY

>>22207478
Did I say I was rushing out to get it? I am not even sure I believe in the coronavirus.

>>22207455
with the vix this high? fuck no

HAPPY LABOR DAY WEEKEND YOU ALL GOTTA GET REAL JOBS

>managed to buy a put right at the bottom
you're welcome bros

>>22207511
dead cat bounce, nasdaq weekly close at -1000,00

Voila just like that bear market is over. Back to the cave bobo.

is this the dump or just a normal correction

>>22207354
>>22207382
check apple's 1month candle, apple alone has ~3b volume... investing.com shows ~1b volume per month after 2020. do you think that's right????

>>22207045
>That small blip up at the start
lmao

IT'S OVER

BACK TO HIGHS

>>22207429
you're right
i was wrong
there's something fucky going on with their 1M candles and it starts exactly in march
here's the weekly volume, which raises an entirely different set of questions

mainly... exactly when and how are they going to regulate the market because normies rushed into it and did this

>>22207472

that's a weak V

You did buy the DPHC dip, right anon?

>>22207524
i'd rather die

>>22207532
Same

>>22207540
We just had months of steady gains, this was bound to happen.
No trigger for any of this either.

>>22207464
I would, except that I don't know anything about option spreads so I'd rather just buy again and then sell when it inevitably pumps to 355 again.

>>22207532
Kek nice

>>22207540
If everyone knows then we wouldn't be here lol just sell my man before you bleed out.

>>22207441
I've been thinking about shorting tech but I REITs have the potential to do more than double at some point. I believe it will be sporadic too. I'd rather just wait for that because I still think a lot of tech is way overrated and REITs were forced to hit their original value. I don't think this correction in tech was enough, although you are right, it will go up because people will buy it again.

>>22207584
>>22207584
>>22207584

>>22207437

Reliance Steel and Aluminum for manufacturing and distribution (I don't like miners) and for utilities I treat utilities more like bonds so I look at their yields, payout ratios and diversify more than I normally would in that sector. But ATO and ED are both still good depressed stocks.

>>22207001

THIS IS A DEAD CAT BOUNCE RIGHT? I WANT MORE CHEAPIES

>>22207320
BUY VXX CALLS!

These retards actually sold tqqq at the bottom

Buying this dip all the way to the bottom. I missed out in March.

How long until AAPL goes back up to 127.50 and i can stop feeling like a bagtard?

>>22207472
Nice try fag strap in.

>>22207564
i'm not the one to call you a retard, fren. just making sure you doom posted with the right info.

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>>22207629
5-6 years at this point.

>>22207532
I got too greedy.

>>22207607
yeah its quite baffling, whats the fuckin point?

>>22207595
Thank you anon.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>22207139
The same pandemic, if you didn't notice, it's still there, an will be there in full force again in 3 or 4 months.

Everybodys selling, dummy

Get out now

>>22207685

>>22207610
You're starting too soon, but ok

>>22207698
>The same pandemic, if you didn't notice, it's still there
6% of all reported corona deaths actually died "from" corona, as opposed to "with" corona.

Eat suck.

>>22207698
You mean they'll manipulate the data with flu and cold to push their agenda.

>>22207698
>>22207754
Also, excess mortality for this year is only 10% above average, well within fluctuation.

>>22207543
The split's purpose is driving up volume, isn't it?

>>22207158
This. Its an unnatural dip. This is about as far it will go without the market actually wanting to go down.
Buy the dip

>>22207867
What do I buy this dip?

>>22207899
DJIA. S&P has too much tech.

>>22207532
dont trade after 3 legs

I need to close my portfolio because the urge to sell my AAPL at a loss is becoming irresistible

>>22207754
>6% of all reported corona deaths actually died "from" corona, as opposed to "with" corona.
Ah, yes, the good old "my car crashed onto a Platanus, it's the fault of the tree being there, what a stupid tree, me driving like a retard had nothing to do with it". Keep wearing blinders.

>>22207899
Unironically TSLA
e-thots didn't get hurt enough yet

>>22207754
You're an actual retard.

I'm actually hoping I lose my ass on my sqqq calls.

>>22207899
Buy the fucking dip, you fucking idiot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0akBdQa55b4

>>22207046
That's actual science, not feelings.
They're admitting physiological differences among diverse populations.

>>22207899
I bought the dip, fucking cheapies bro, get in and get some free money.

>>22207965
>>22208054
>on average, there were 2.6 additional conditions or causes per death
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nvss/vsrr/covid_weekly/index.htm?fbclid=IwAR2-muRM3tB3uBdbTrmKwH1NdaBx6PpZo2kxotNwkUXlnbZXCwSRP2OmqsI#Comorbidities

Good luck out there, trenchbrains.

>>22208153
god fucking damn i now strongly regret buying this dip

>>22207139
Nasdaq was at ridiculous levels, ~27% OVER Feb ATHs, can't melt-up forever

>>22207268
Slightly green today and yesterday with my boomer stocks... cruises, banks, REITs, industrials, telcos, oil, insurance

>>22206667
You are unironically a giant faggot

>>22207472
You said that yesterday

>>22207139
>this is a March level downturn
are you joking or just dumb?