/biz/ - Business & Finance

WHEN IS THE BIG CRASH?

TSLA bull trap?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAA

Look at that son, a sea of red.

>>22204427
Yep

>>22204391

Yooo does TSLA pump today?

WHY IS TESLA GREEN FFUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKK

NOTHING CAN STOP THE BVLL

GREEN OR RED DUBS DECIDE

>>22204420
october 15th

>>22204391
holy based

Let's go

Fifth for kpop

GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES

>>22204420
2050 or so when whites become a minority in america

>>22204444
Yes.

Today feels like a 'buy the open' kind of day

americans will crash the market again... I hope you're prepared

I don't believe in this recovery at all in the long term.
I have short puts which went red yesterday that I was going to close at a loss today. If I can close them today at a scratch instead I'll be ecstatic. I'll be moving from a neutral delta portfolio to a negative delta portfolio with any signs of green today.

This feels precarious. I'm still selling my TQQQ FNGU and NAIL but I might let the gains ride for a minute this morning

This is how you retarded bulls look right now.

>>22204444
Yes. Last night I posted in one of these threads that the jobs report would be good. Everyone dismissed it.

Bulltrap into sea of red incoming

5 minutes until alarm goes off

>missed the AH RKT dip
please go back down

>>22204477
Smart choice

>>22204481
what jobs report?

I am buying this dip

>

You laughed at me for buying banks on Monday. Now who’s laughing?

>>22204477
Lol i'll buy those bags don't worry

The Bull's Future

>>22204454
sixth for shaved jaws

>he fell for the crash meme

>>22204444
i do not enjoy these digits

>>22204391
Time to find out if I’m financially ruined

>>22204446
bull trap. rug pull after hours, bloody monday in the rest of the world and you can only collect the leftovers on tuesday after the worst premarket tesla ever had.

>mr satan is bears

>Today flat or red
>3-day weekend
>3 days possible for Donald "VACCINE/STIMULUS TALKS GOING WELL" Trump
>3 days possible Jerome "Never bet against America" Powell
>3 days possible for investors to calm down, sleep on it, survey the market, transfer some cash, and prepare to buy dips

https://youtu.be/F-CDBBJQgGg

Who else /comfy/

NOOOOOOOOOOO

TESLA CANT GO GREEN. IM IN CHARGE HERE

must buy more sqqq

I hope I'm back in the green today that really hurt yesterday

>>22204515
kek and he could of waited until the options rebounded

Red again

>TSLA goes from +1.35% to -0.56% in a single minute

1 minute...

/biz/ give me a good stock to daytrade today

>>22204496
For real?

Think Im just gonna fully pull out and not come back for a while. Maybe a few months. Not like I'm missing out on much as my account usually ends up flatlining.

>>22204095
Credit spreads here somewhat lightly. Got btfo'd. Wish I never listened to the credit spread anon especially after finding out he is rich. He has less to lose if the strategy fails versus someone who isnt rich. Nonetheless in the end it's my fault I did go through with it after all.

here we go

No pain, no gain.

>>22204589
WTRH

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>22204589
UVXY starting at 10am

that wasn't a bad opening.

in before robinhood crash

Posting in EPIC WINNINGS

>>22204610
I bought BAC in 2018. Bags == heavy.

instant apple dump at open to no suprise

WTF IS THIS TSLA CANDLE

>>22204647
Average down friend

>TESLA
WHATS FUCK WAS THAT

OUCH!

>>22204483
>called it
HAHAHAHAHA
keep buying those bottomless dips faggots

here comes the sector rotation out of banking now that tech is green

GO AMD GOGOGO!

>>22204504
>You laughed at me for buying banks on Monday.
No I didn't. Not interested in buying bamks tho.

>>22204660
Wait for it.... waaaaaait for ittt

>FNGU

Dare I?

WTF MY UVXY CALLS
DIE MARKET JUST FUCKING DIE

IT'S FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

>>22204517
kek the jaw parts picture always makes me laugh

>>22204692
kek

>>22204663
I have been. I'm long term bullish on BAC.

I also own a lot of BRK.B, and he keeps buying more BAC, so I'm proxy adding to my position with that too.

AMD already recovering, kek, nice try bobo.

...we're... recovERIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

>aapl

>>22204692
>he held a derivative of a derivative of a derivative over night

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

and just like that they'll never be a red day again. jk jk

>>22204713
rude

UVXY IS DOWN 6%
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT BULLS
JUST DIE

I told you retards it was a bear trap

Wait for the TSLA crash....I'll get my cheapie SQQQ

NOOOOOOO MY FUCKING PUTTERINOS

NO NO NO NO NO THIS IS NOT WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

wow, bears really aren't allowed to cum are they?

>it's another tsla 10% up day
fuck me its entering the s&p in two weeks isnt it

Have you had your daily bag of UTZ yet?

>>22204720
>panic sold TSM and AMD
Im fucking brain dead, least i all in TQQQ...

>>22204515
story??

reminder that racism is not allowed outside of /b/
buy the new bottom

how many of you are going to act like you weren't told

Dear God please let me stay green today

>>22204759
i'll buy a few... as insurance

THIS IS IT
THE GOLDEN BULL RUN
IMAGINE LOSING OUT ON THE LITERAL BOTTOM

I'M COOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>he sold the bottom

MY FUCKING PUTS
STOP

Come on Pence say something about GM

MIKE PENCE TALKING LETS GO

https://planetnews.com/live/stock-update.html?mepr-unauth-page=40&redirect_to=%2Famerican%2Fcnbc-america.html

>>22204772
Bro why the fuck would you sell TSM? AMD yeah I get that, but TSM? Were you not paying attention yesterday when it was only down like 1% with tech taking a huge shit?

Not sure if green if trap

>>22204772
it is ok brother, i sold AMD before when it went up to 53USD, i regretted that and i promised to myself that i will buy AMD everytime i receive my paycheck. And I will keep doing this until INTCEL comes up with a proper response to Ryzen. Until then, green line go up.

dont u know anon? stocks only go up!

THIS IS THE BIGGEST BULL TRAP IN HISTORY
YOU JUST WAIT

>>22204793
SHE HAS AWOKEN

get ready for another dip fags. hope you got the cash.

HorseChads, we ride.

>it was a huge bear trap all along
Remember don't bet against America, kids.

DEAD BAT BOUNCE
>DEAD BAT BOUNCE
DEAD BAT BOUNCE
>DEAD BAT BOUNCE
DEAD BAT BOUNCE
>DEAD BAT BOUNCE

you pussies didn't sell, did you?

How is APPL today bros. Are we going to the moon

GO NVDA GO, YOU CAN DO IT

>>22204776
N

WHY ISN'T APPLE 115 ALREADY
LET ME CUM

>>22204776
So I can't say fuck niggers? If I hypothetically hated niggers and blamed them for ruining white nations I couldn't say that outside of /b/? What about /pol/? Can I say fuck niggers on /pol/?

What about kikes? Are kikes a race? I really hate kikes it would suck to not be able to say it. And don't even get me started on w*men

Nigger lol

Sirs my puts.. my village ruin.. what do sirs?

Do you retards really think a straight line up 5% 5 minutes after open is sustainable?

BOBO ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK BOBO?

>>22204834
biz convinced me not to

thank you biz

Should I buy TQQQ today?

>the last 48h

SAY IT WITH ME
BUY EVERY DIP

Based horse

>>22204834
of course not

we did it lads

Heres your daily dose guys.
Remember to stay green.

cant get any fills for fucking shit today (((they))) must have all hands on deck this morning

I bought the TQQQ dip last night and in the opening minute.
>pic related

>>22204856
Yes

>>22204856
Green line go up

>>22204744
unironically all of them look better than their kpop persona. is this photo supposed to disgust me or something?

This is the most obvious bull trap of all time.

>>22204856
yes

>>22204856
Yes.

TESLA DESERVES TO BE FUCKING $50

>>22204775
He got fucked on options, didn't wait for the corrections, could have sold at a small loss, but instead the kike suicided

>He bought?

3 bar play forming on the 5m on AMD holy shit

And here comes the crash back to open. I hate the morning hours.

TQQQ is hovering at 148

Tsla is fucking green guys. Today is a green day if the biggest bear target has huge bids

>>22204776
You will never be a woman

OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NO NO NO NO NO GO BACK UP PLEASE GOD FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>22204856
cope some more, bobo bear

>>22204775
Hi, newfag, welcome to /smg/. Ignore essentially all the advice here or end up like pic related above that you responded to. He f.d up with some options, didn't know he'd get the shares Monday, saw his shit show account Friday evening, and became an hero for no reason.

Way too early to celebrate.

>>22204843
I

>>22204776
Based
>>22204777
Based

PENCE : V SHAPE RECOVERY

>>22204856
Yes.

do i buy right now and possibly fall for this trap or wait? It could all just come back down again.. Might wait until at least 30 minutes after market open to decide.

>>22204856
hopefully

OH NO NO NO NO

Noob here where do I trade asking for a fren

>>22204777
>not even in the meme lines
your ta is 'nasdaq usually go up sometimes down'. you dont need to keep posting it

>>22204821
Fuck off kike rat

And just like that, Tesla never saw 420 again.

>>22204964
Definitely give it an hour or so. Wild swings at the start are standard now.

>>22204885
Thanks doc

HAHA zoom is red. fuck zoom

>>22204964
i told you bro, wait for 10am and buy UVXY calls

>>22204975
on wall street

>you thought that was it?

I WILL NEVER FINANCIALLY RECOVER WHAT IS HAPPENING

Take that TQQQ HOLDERS!!! aaahahahaha

>>22204975
just buy stuff you understand

The stock market SUCKS

S to spit on BOBO

>Pump it for the first hour or two. Make it seem real. Yes, they will buy, they're retarded. Then hit them with another 15% loss.

>>22204768
I bought some Utz yesterday, excited to be a part owner in such a solid and respectable food company. I've been craving Utz ever since, might get some from the store today.

OH N-

>>22204856
do you faggot really think your life after birth is sustainable?

Yeah I'm thinking we are a back

>>22204975
The OP has been masterfully crafted for such questions. Now kys

>>22205009

Guys, whenever I go take a shit without a desire to buy or sell anything, everything goes up. S-should I eat more fiber?

oh shit time to sell
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1301868845678952448

>TSLA

>>22205009
The king is here

brb going to go kms

>he doesn’t jump in and out of positions skimming 5% here and there

It’s like you fags don’t even like little Caesars

>>22204483
How did he know?

>They fell for the classic bulltrap at open

Some nice whiplash

imagine doubting RRGB

>>22204978
the bottom meme line has been difficult to place EXACTLY because of how jittery everyone is, but it's definitely in the right neighborhood

If dubs by lunch nasdaq will be -5%

What is your opinion on Keurig Dr.Pepper? I like their stuff.

WHAT THE FUCK WS THAT

>dip buyers cautiously buy APPL
>it gains 1%
>everyone sells
This is next level panic

>>22205009
Please bless these VIX bags ratty.

>Donald J Trump coming in hot with the tweet to let bears cum
Thank you sir

>>22205027
Nasdaq tanks.
Yeah we're back.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAA

>>22205055
I really did. I fell for it bad

Techfags dragging the market down again.

>>22205055

Times sqqq almost at the exact bottom before this sell off. Feels fuckin good

shits going red fuckers, get ready for the dip.

>>22204854
>>22204933
rent free

>

In case anyone was wondering, after a couple days like this is the right time to go all in TQQQ calls.

I'd feel a lot more comfortable with Tesla's apparent recovery if I'd bought yesterday rather than Tuesday. (Sold after the split, got greedy and bought back in.)

Still in the hole, but less so than yesterday.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

You didn't fall for the bulltrap, right, anon?

DOWN AND DOWN AND DOWN WE GO!

WHERE WE'LL STOP, NO ONE KNOWS!

it will bounce up from the old ATH meme line from February

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

OH NONONONONO SP500 ALREADY IN THE RED

GOD NOTTO DISU SHITTO AGAIN
I wish i had actually cash to buy dip stuff. And i wont sell to buy.

Lads...

>>22205055
>>22205114
sold everything

>>22204488
There's your dip sir

Anyone here in CLF?

DO I BUY APPLE OR NOT? DO I BUY APPLE OR NOT? DO I BUY APPLE OR NOT? DO I BUY APPLE OR NOT? DO I BUY APPLE OR NOT? DO I BUY APPLE OR NOT? DO I BUY APPLE OR NOT? DO I BUY APPLE OR NOT? DO I BUY APPLE OR NOT? DO I BUY APPLE OR NOT? DO I BUY APPLE OR NOT?

STOP TWEETING AND GLOATING YOU MOTHERFUCKER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22205108
>the bogs will die in your lifetime
SHIT

That momentarily green gave me a nice dopamine boost after yeaterdays red an now they take it away just like that

>>22204821
kek you got it right

SEEEEEELLLL FUCKING SEEEL EVERYTHING RIGHT NOOOOWWWW THIS IS IT I'M TELLING YOU THIS IS IT

MY AAL SHALL SURVIVE ANITHER DAY!!

>>22205158
Wait for 100$

BUY OIL

Damn 400 sure was a lot of bailout, huh

Dear god it keeps dipping and I keep buying. I am literally out of money though to buy dips. Feelin comfy' lads

UVXY GREEN
UVXY GREEN
UVXY GREEN


you did buy those calls I told you all to buy, right?

>>22205160
trump curse strikes again

>>22205037
>Wow, much better than expected!
That cope holy shit

Bear times back boyos

>They bought?
>Dump it

>>22205094
>Don't buy at the open

How often do we have to tell you?

BULL BROS. ASSEMBLE.

HIRO TRIPPPED THE BREAKERS
ALL POSTING HALTED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH

DONT HIDE, JUST KEEP BUYING

>NASDUMP
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Why is financial reporting so retarded

https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/wall-street-opens-higher-tech-selling-reverses-after-payrolls-data-2286522

HQU GREEN
>HQU GREEN
HQU GREEN
>HQU GREEN
HQU GREEN
>HQU GREEN
HQU GREEN
>HQU GREEN
HQU GREEN
>HQU GREEN
HQU GREEN
>HQU GREEN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHO THE FUCK IS SELLING!??!?!?!?!? FUCKING STOP YOU BASTARDS STOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck it, I'm jumping in on $LAZY cause the ticker perfectly describes me and it seems to be growing

>>22205176
if I had a million dollars i would just live off XOM dividends for life

MUMU ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY MUMU

How the HECK do I downvote on here???

>>22205216
It's automated

don’t listen to bears, they’re trying to a force a dip because they know a massive bull run is coming. they want in as cheap as possible.

QQQ 270 EOD
SPY 335 EOD

Commence 2nd bulltrap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4

>>22205229
put your finger in your asshole

>he's not in a basket of financials, energy, and Denny's

wew, it's like you don't want to make it n*sdump is soooo last year

>>22205229
go back to plebbit fag.

Are hedgies seriously putting everything into oil? What's their endgame?

>>22205225
It's afraid

>>22205158
DON'T BUY THE FIRST DIP

>>22205229
DELET THIS

Thats ut im done here im walking away from this shit. Im taking my keasly gains while the getting is good rather than losses after a few weeks of holding gets obilerated in a single day

>>22205160
I really wish he would just twet some vague, reassuring bullshit "I'm going to take BIG action to save the stock market! The BIGGEST"

fucking christ what a bloodbath

wait you thought the sell off was over?

WTF WAS THAT

>Liquidate my bags and convert them to SQQQ
>Sell half my TQQQ for SQQQ
>Keep riding the wave and try to break even from my losses or even come out with profit

Is this a valid insurance policy? I already did it but I'm going to watch like a hawk. I don't think we're going to gap up fuckin hard and may sell SQQQ before close just in case...

s&p and nasdaq red. now for dji.

>NVDA $490
I am financially ruined

deep otm calls for Feb 21st on MSGS
whatcha boys think?

>OIL

Buy the gold miners dip
Anything else will keep dumping

>All in on UVXY/BAC calls
It's green for me, retard bulls.

>buys TSLA at 1350x earnings
>buys SPY at 180% of the country's entire fucking GDP
>has the audacity to pink wojak when it crashes

Show me those pink wojacks

>>22205219
I cant help it, my hands and constition are very weak.,.. I am very fragile as a man. The sight of my own shadow scares the ever lloving shit out of me... Ive never stood up to confrontation in my life and have always taken the easy way out.I am ashamed to call myself a man and actually have fantasies of transitioning to a woman. I am what you call, a pussy...

>>22205306
you gotta be REALLY on top to just swap tqqq and sqqq but yea gains are definitely there, wouldve gone all in on sqqq for the next week if i didnt need my cash right now

>>22205316
Lost all my gains as well anon buying the Friday 'dip'

>He sold at open? Climb 5% and trigger stop loss

>He's buying now? Activate bull trap

I'm so glad I overslept

>>22205335
nah i'm out of mental energy for that shit, i'm just going to seethe

NOW YOU SUFFER

Fucking don't have a daytrade left so I'm gonna have to hold this until Tuesday

>>22204839
AAPL is down 2% today anon

> that brief TSLA dip to 396
RESISTANCE AT 400 IS BROKEN

TSLA will end the day green. Go long now.
>>22205268
I dont believe that for a second. Oil is gonna be trash for next few years.

Based

Can’t figure out how to private message on here

We are going to test yesterday's floor, but luckily, it's going to hold.

Unless I get digits of course

>>22205306
Gambling in the opposite direction you previously gambled is not an insurance policy, no.

Not as bad as I expected so far.

Really watching ibio and tsla though

HOLY SHIT PRPO BAGHOLDERS.
R-RISE UP? I'M GLAD I HELD THIS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT. PLEASE KEEP MOONING.

I wont survive this day mane

>>22205368
go back or lurk your mandated amount

BOBO NOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Wish i exited more apple just dumped hard asf again

AAAAAAAAAA THE DOLLAR IS GOING UP AND KILLING THE MARKET JEROME PRINT MORE

NEVER SELLING

>the oil i bought in the oil run is finally coming back up as the techs i bought in the tech run are crashing down
You win some you lose some i suppose

$ZM is headed back down to it's 50 day moving average of $276, if any of you are looking for a good out the money put play

Jfc TQQQ, TSLA, and Apple are destroying my gains. Down 10% in two days, absolutely blood red

>>22205368
type /pm in front of your message

NOOOOO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I PUT MY ENTIRE 401K ALONG WITH MY PARENTS' INTO TESLA @ 550! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE GOING TO MARS GUYS! REAL LIFE RICK AND MORTY, PLEASE HOLD!

C:/users/philip smith/pictures/umarucrying.jpg

>>22205376
Nevermind its bad

don't get weak handed apple frens

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

how low will tqqq go

OH GOD MY FUCKING MONEY

RTX chads where we at?

LOL JUST WAIT TILL BATTERY DAY GUISE

The best part about this crash that’s going to go on for the next few months is watching that like portnoy lose is fucking mind. So comfy rn.

well tqqq hit my stop loss at $140. Feel free to pump to pump it now, you bog assholes

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING I WANT TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF I WENT ALL IN TQQQ ON TUESDAY AND HELD BC I THOUGHT IT WOULD RECOVER

DO I SELL? IS IT GOING TO KEEP GOING DOWN? PLEASE FUCKING HELP

>>22205331
>buys SPY at 180% of the country's entire fucking GDP
Sauce? Wanted to make a long term portfolio and fuck off with active trading. May have to reconsider what etf i might want.

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!!? FUCK THESE BOOMERS AND ZOOMERS THAT ARE SLAVES TO THEIR FEAR!!!! I hope everyone who sells the last two days gets liquidated and never recovers.

I should have waited till Tuesday to buy the dip bros.....

NIGGGER MIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPP

>>22205457
Portnoy has literally lost it lmao. He lost $1mil yesterday

MOMMY PLEASE MAKE IT STOP MOMMY

You call this a crash? Lol

Thoughts on GOOGL? It's had a pretty huge dip and I don't own G yet

>>22205470

>>22205423
>C:/users/philip smith/pictures/umarucrying.jpg
>philip smith
>p s
>
disgusting

>>22205441
qqq x3 low

BUY INTC BUY INTC BUY INTC BUY INTC BUY INTC BUY INTC BUY INTC BUY INTC BUY INTC BUY INTC BUY INTC BUY INTC BUY INTC BUY INTC BUY INTC BUY INTC BUY INTC BUY INTC BUY INTC BUY INTC BUY INTC BUY INTC BUY INTC BUY INTC BUY INTC BUY INTC BUY INTC BUY INTC

>>22205477
XLE GDX AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22205375
>>22205343

If it helps, I have stop losses set very tight onto my entry point of SQQQ just in case I mistime. I'm definitely monitoring hard but I got into SQQQ yesterday at around $19 per so I think I'll do well. I plan on averaging back into TQQQ with my cash on hand while I simultaneously liquidate SQQQ on the way back up.

That's my game plan at least. Timing the market is impossible but I'm working in averaging in and out instead of just lumping in at "top" and "bottom." Not expecting to make bank, just expecting to mitigate some potential losses and have a strong position in case this really is the rugpull and we freefall.

>>22205417
yup just pulled out of TQ kek

>>22205441
ho ho ho ho cheapies cheapies!!!

>bought TQQQ yesterday
k-keep it coming i guess...

Should i flip my ibio into rlftf?

fuuuck i missed buying aapl at 114

>>22205494
>buy intel
>Chief diversity officer gets promoted to corporate VP

>>22205446
i went from +780€ to +~20€
God damn it, it jumps around 2€ to 20€ and back.
Make IT STOP BEFORE I GO RED YOU HEAR ME BIZ STOP THIS AT ONCE YOU CUNTS, I KNOW YOU CAN STOP IT

>>22204444
Digits

>>22205423
>Philip Smith
are you posting from a pajeet scam call center?

>>22205517
same :^ )

I sold everything at open for a nice profit, when should I go back in? Next week? Next month ?

>>22205465
You'll have to sell your ass at the corner anon to get something to eat

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22205494
Buying intel is more stupid than buying tesla

Are we buying?

10:00 reversal?

Who here sitting comfy and watching the show because they already lost all their money before yesterday's crash?

>>22204481
anyone filing a 1099 is counted as "employed" you idiot, they're fake jobs.

YES, YES! KEEP DUMPING, I HAVE TO BUY!

dumping a lot faster than yesterday

>>22205574
wait for more pink wojaks

>>22205574
We are dying

>Unemployment dropping
>1.4 million new jobs
>Tech dumping again
Is this another episode of the "we know you broke records but you missed it by .01% so we will all dump" trading day edition?

>>22205465
Anyone please. I have never felt so sick in my entire life. I bought 50 shares of TQQQ for $168. Is it worth holding or is this thing going to keep going down?

Who the fuck is actually buying in this clown market?

RIP

And it happened! Hit my stop loss and IMMEDIATELY starting pumping

>>22205494
picture related true OTP, Intel is going to be IBM 2.0 with its business major CEO

>>22205616

It can't dip forever ha ha right guys

tsm under 80

>>22205614
>THE ECONOMY IS GETTING BACK ON TRACK YESSSS
>wait a minute that means less government gibs AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22205616
stay away from levered products if you're a pussy

>>22205616
we dont know

personally im holding for now

>>22205616
ITS RECOVERING ANON! HODL!

>>22205645
Thats why I don't use stop losese

>>22205574

Not until November, when SPX hits 1100

>>22205616
dude just hold, pink wojak posting is just part of the meme fun here

W-WE'RE RECOVERING!
H-HEHE! Y-YOU DID BUY THE BOTTOM, R-RIGHT ANON? TQQQ WILL NEVER DIP BELOW $140 AGAIN!!! I-I BET YOU FEEL SILLY BETTING AGAINST AMERICAN NOW! H-HAHA....AHA.........G-GUYS?

>>22205645
That’s what the banks do they search for your stop loss once it’s triggered they get back in and pump it up. Stop loss is just another trick they fooled you with

>he panic sold to buy the bottom? turn everything green.

Fuck my shit up.

Sirs I can't breath. Please TeamViewer the village doctor.

Jerome just opened up his robinhood

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>>22205590
Is that really how it is? In health care 1099 is pretty desirable. Common w-2 rate for my job is 100/h but if you do 1099 locum tenens you could get 160/h plus they pay for your car, hotels, malpractice

>>22205714
How much of a downturn is that from 2 days ago?

Where the fuckkkkk is the bottom

>>22205616
if you sell you lose, just be a patient bagholder and wait a few months to get it back

>>22205645
They literally sell that info and (((people))) do exactly that with it. Fuck you over then buy cheaper.

N-NO, PLEASE GO THE OTHER WAY. Y-YOU'LL NEVER GO BELOW $140 AGAIN, PLEASE STOP! LISTEN TO MY M-MEME MAGIC! I-IF DUBS YOU WILL NEVER GO BELOW $140 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>>22205778
close
>but no cigar

>>22205778
RIP

>>22205778
If doubles never going above 141??

>>22205833
BASED

>>22205469
research boglehead investing. thank me later and enjoy your new found freetime.

30 points to go.

>>22205833
oh fuck

They can't even hold tesla at 400.

dji is now red boys. it's dipping time.

Dubs and we close green

>>22206051
No

>>22204391
>Missed the dip edition.
No you didn't lol

Decided to buy UVXY, SQQQ, and FNGD. Hope I make it. Going to hold 3 months.

aapl making no fucking sense stop selling you fucks reee

>>22206349
nice