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household items only

>> No.22196513

>>22196482
Dragon Dildo

>> No.22196550

>>22196513
If no one else cares enough to respond you need to do it with a Dragon Dildo
Dems da rules

>> No.22196551

> he didn't buy RNDR at 8 cents

>> No.22196553

>>22196513
i can do off brand asphyxiation(9in), but i need blessing of the chaos god

>> No.22196578

>>22196550
why would i kill myself without trips?

>> No.22196587

Right there with you anon.

>> No.22196593

>>22196553
damn o_o

>> No.22196622

>>22196482
Toaster in the tub

>> No.22196637

>>22196622
dang I was close, double dubs

>> No.22196657

>>22196482
tylenol OD

>> No.22196679

>>22196482
Me too
Soldering iron through the pee hole.

>> No.22196689

>>22196482
did you not see todays tweet you impatient niogger

>> No.22196694

>>22196482
baked beans, your method is up to you.

>> No.22196712

fork in socket

>> No.22196713

Cum.

Also: dont do it.

>> No.22196719

Some form of internal combustion, but drop your RLC to my account 1st - dead mans RLC

>> No.22196807
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>>22196637
too bad, could have been done.
>>22196679
oof might take a while
>>22196689
twitter is for the filth
>>22196713
i doubt i will because god is with me and not with any of you scumbags
>>22196719
i have explosives, so could probably explode head

>> No.22196831

>>22196807
If i dont get trips within the next 45 minutes, this thread will be null and void

>> No.22196834

>>22196712
We had a guy turn up at the coroner's who'd electrocuted himself by making a penis cap out of a pukka pie tin and inserting it into a plug socket. Wild.

>> No.22196866

>>22196807
You know what, null and void it. Your better.
Get wasted, and sleep for a few days. Life won't be as bad when you re awake.crypto market will bounce back. RLC will be my savour, let it be yours.

>> No.22196908

>>22196834
oh fuck that could be me

>> No.22196914

if you're upsetti just have some spaghetti

>> No.22196916

Whatever you do post Bitcoin logos all over your body

>> No.22196945

>>22196866
you got dubs my brother and friend...
im already mostly drunk but you get a free request and i dont even care about rlc its like 10% of my portfolio.

>> No.22196966

>>22196482
inject ganges water into veins

>> No.22196970

slap chop

>> No.22196978

>>22196914
This. RIP in pepperoni.

>> No.22197104
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>>22196966
Get a repeat of dubs in the next 5 posts and I will slash wrists after I snort this

>> No.22197150

>>22196482
Repent and live a life for Christ

>> No.22197255

>>22197150
I know Christ and he loves sinners the most of all

>> No.22197326

>>22197104
Should better lube up with Gilles' digital anal oil, if you know whats coming

>> No.22197350

peppergrinder

>> No.22197410

>>22197326

stop posting. I don't want one of my anon friends to die.

don't die op. we need you here. you're part of the collective mind of biz and we need you.

>> No.22197432

>>22197255
Repentant ones

>> No.22197579

>>22197326
BGD iykyk
>>22197410
Ye of little faith
>>22197432
Have I not repented?

>> No.22197600

Do a flip faggot

>> No.22197608
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>>22197579
Omg I’m so sick

>> No.22197653

>>22197579
Idk. If you kill yourself probably not

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you dont

>> No.22197687
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>>22197600
Chances are weighed against me in almost every facet, fortunately I have already waged my war and it’s too late for you to even know.

>> No.22198174

>>22196482
in mine craft right anon?

>> No.22198847

>>22196482
Remove jug from blender and sit

>> No.22199002

>>22196482
death by suicide assault to a tranny prostitutes house

>> No.22199064

Don’t commit suicide, scrape together all the money you can, ask your family, literally anything to get as much possible, get about 3k$ , then acquire and llc and food safety license. Buy a 300-400$ grill for tacos and just sell tacos on the street near busy bars. Maybe you’ll find a qt Mexican women to marry

>> No.22199323

Fuck a prozzy with aids

>> No.22200247

>>22196553
You own a 9-inch dildo lmao. You (LARPING you) are either a roastie whore (my dick is 8 and too big for most girls) or degenerate faggot so either way bye!

>> No.22200442

don't kill yourself, its not a good idea, its giving up, bad karma.

>> No.22200510

>>22196482
Strangle yourself

>> No.22200593

cut your dick off and slid wrists after to have a nice bleed out

>> No.22200625

It's quite comical how they radio silenced the entire bull run then dropped this "big tweet" the minute everything started to crash

https://twitter.com/iEx_ec/status/1301528689667198977

>> No.22200630

Old age

>> No.22200666

>>22197687
Yeah. You might have to actually work for a living.

>> No.22200669

Jump off chainlinks headquarters

>> No.22200670

>>22200625
How did they know? Gilles is Satoshi

>> No.22200698
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>>22196482
Accumulate now you fucking losers.

>> No.22201004

>>22200666
trips decided
You have to suicide by wage slave anon

>> No.22201510

Using these trips, I order you not to commit suicide, and live life to the fullest.

>> No.22201532

>>22201004
This thread took a darker twist than I could have imagined

>> No.22201553

>>22200666
satanic trips of wage slave to death anon.
Its the japanese way to go, working yourself to death is considered honourful.

>> No.22201612

use your computer and keep buying shitcoins and die ofold age

>> No.22201650

your own hands ripping your head off when hanging yourself technique
someone post the pic

>> No.22201665

>>22200666
LMAO
OP GONNA WAGE SLAVE TO THE GRAVE

>> No.22202189

how about you stay alive for the people around you you self pitying shit