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holy shit nvidia lmao

Steady, men. Remember your training.

>>22184093
>holy shit everything lmao

did we get hacked by russians
the answer is nyet
the bear crew's just back
and we own this market

listen here bulls, you've had your fun
moon mission is cancelled, houston's done
click clack go the roller coaster tracks
heading straight to dirt like a 737 MAX

is the printer out of business
there's no bottom in sight
we heading for depth of loch ness
showcasing bear gang's might

don't blame algos, only blame yourself
you could have saved yourself from this hell
Musk is high on hash
while you're starved for cash
tard bulls are droolin
in financial rooin

crashing this market with no survivors
why'd you have to believe those tik tok hypers
you're losing your money your sanity, becoming a hobo
i'm making money and fucking bitches call me Mr. Bobo

WE ARE THE TESLAMARINES

ARE

NOT

FUCKING

SELLING

Why not use this first

>>22182063

>>22184093
why nvidia chart look like tesla chart
why lines so close

Down 60% of my portfolio at close. Gonna be 90% by tomorrow I guess.

IM SO FUCKING MAD BROS I'M GONNA SAY IT

N

>>22184078
>Buy the dip
what dips do I buy?
Want to take profits in FB and MSFT but those probably should be bought not sold. I DON't FUCKING KNOWWW

How up are we going from now to 9/11?

DOWN DOLLAR GO DOWN GO DOLLAR DOWN

>>22183979

>he thinks we are done here

>>22184117
hilarious

>>22184132
Biggies hitting momentum stocks

>>22184134
Could you make the line wider and move it slightly to the right?
The fact that they don't fit perfectly it's bothering me.

Surely Tesla will open red tomorrow

Wonder how long it'll take for my TQQQ to come back around.

*flick*
Huh, would you look at that...a critical jobs report tomorrow morning.

elon literally dancing on the graves of zoomers who bought the top of his stock lmao

>sitting on $9k cash
Which dips are you guys buying? I’m probably gonna buy MSFT GOOGL and AMD once they go down another 10-20% in the coming days

>>22184154
VDA

>>22184117
Alright anon but you really should sell the bull trap next week.

>>22184155
Bought 9 MSFT today. Might get 10 more tomorrow

>>22184115
>Weeks of green
>Finally a drop of red
Bobo's big day out?

>buy the dip
But I used all of my money to buy the top. Where can I buy more money?

>>22184214
I think you are taking too much for granted.

>>22184205
how does 4 years sound?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S NOT OVER

>>22184241
Sell

>>22184196
The original creator did it in excel or something and then uploaded a pretty chart, but I don't have the original files so it's a little rough

>>22184211
I bet he sold the initial dump wave, based Elon dabbing on facebook Roasties and their first investment.

Sold out of Apple at 131, sold out of Tesla at 498...got greedy and bought back into Tesla at 479 when it looked like it was recovering on Tuesday morning.

Suffering right alongside y'all. Hang in there.

>>22184224
You will NEVER get your hands on my $TSLAs you filthy kike

>>22184249
>fund up 7700% in the 10 years it has existed will never recover 13% value in 5 more years
I wouldn't be so irritated with you epic bobo memers if you could actually base your ironic shitposting on something that made sense.

crash is over, hope you got your cheapies.

So I’ve been trading nearly a month now. Finally convinced my wife to let me invest our savings as we save for a house (around 11k). I took about $6,000 and went all in on MYT after their store openings. Not even 3 days later and I’m down $1000. I quickly pull out and decide to invest in a safer mainstream company. That fucking company was ARR on the advice of a few anons. I am down around $13 again. However I qualify for the monthly dividend. $2.20 in my case My question is there any legal recourse I can take against ARR for not warning shareholders of a .02% loss. When MYT shit the bed I had atleast 4 different law firms email me about a class action against MYT. I signed up but all I keep getting are ads for stock market related tax prep.

>>22184297
this chart is meaningless, like your existence

https://youtu.be/iFP9AjWpNi4

>>22184326
You mean your Ex-wife?

alright remember bros, no selling tomorrow

Bought Tesla a while back, profit is +120% now. Guess I should have sold when it was 300%. It's only 5 shares so I might just hold

>>22184258
I'm not that smart

>market drops 3%
>it's just a correction bro buy the dip

>>22184326
>convinced my wife
Lmao ngmi cuck

>>22184356
your face is meaningless, bitch

>>22184117
THIS IS YOUR FAULT FOR OVERINFLATING FUCKIN ELECTRO CARS FUCK YOU DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE INVESTING IN YOU FUCKWADS?

>>22184115
>the bear will leave its cave forever

>>22184374
O-okay

>literally free falling in the after market

>TSLA
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>22184414
She makes way more than me

anyone got more of these? i want to make a collage.

>>22184374
t: guy who sold

I sold $8s GME calls expiring tomorrow to recover some from what I lost today

pls tell me I'll be ok

>>22184423
that retort is weaker than your entire portfolio

>>22184393
TSLA is possibly the most grossly overvalued company in the past century with nothing to show for it. When the stock split, that should've been your first warning sign it was going to dump.

>>22184285
Bought in at the first $500 sold at the 2nd.

>>22184117
not fucking selling.

>>22184291
the historical performance has nothing to do with your portfolio getting roped tomorrow

What puts you guys buying tomorrow? I’m thinking AAPL $100 and TSLA $350

Tomorrow's going to be big green or big red. No pussy footing around, is there?

>>22184103
Bought 7 shares of FNGU tomorrow and gonna get more tomorrow

Diamond hands r-right?

Many will be fucked ....

>>22184456
My fucking sides, all these Roasties and Zoomers blowing their savings away on a vaporware when it was the absolute peak of the ATH.

>NVDA $497 in after hours
I bought calls when it looked like it was recovering earlier. Kill me.

This feels pretty shitty. After all this time of doubting that tech could go higher I finally buy into leveraged tech last week, see the amazing gains and then this. You guys were saying TQQQ for months and months. I can't believe I'm the living biztard buying the top.

>>22184494
Brainlet here - what does the stock splitting have to do with it dropping? what's the argument? what's the causal relationship between Stock Split ----> More sellers than buyers

Please be green tomorrow

>>22184521
It's not going to be green. It's not

>>22184494
I see Tesla’s everyday. There’s a Tesla in space somewhere. A Tesla carved a giant tunnel underground

>>22184103
Panic sell and cry?

>>22184482
honestly a coin flip.
nasdump is ruining GME's no-brainer moonshot.

>>22184536
>t. Goof

fucvk.........

>>22184152
TSLA calls?

>a red day happens for no actual reason
>it's over hope you've got your soup kitchens lined up
If only every single stocks image board/discussion place wasn't infinitely worse than /biz/. This is the best there is and it's still retarded.

How does it work with taxes if I for instance buy $50 worth of stock at one day, $50 the next week for a more expensive price and then a couple of days later sell $50 worth of stock for a price that's somewhere in between the two prices that I bought at.

Do I have capital gain or capital loss? Does it depend on which share I sell or does it take into account the average buying price?

holy FUCK

it's actually legit crashing now

Not selling. However, instead of buying the dip, I’ll hedge with some puts

>>22184532
i'm retarded

I keep losing money every time I check my trading app.

THIS IS IT. I'M TELLING YOU, THIS IS IT

I'm really not doing well.

>>22184103
I am sorry brother. Sleep now. I have arisen.

>>22184611
It's nothing. No biggie, no big deal. Screencap this.

>>22184581
Just fucking stop posting this shit, I'm not checking my folio tomorrow, just gonna take 4 days off and be back on Tuesday...

>>22184646
I've been trading since november, any oldfags been like me and have been able to turn it around?

Actually did the charts.
If AAPL's back to $130 next Friday I'll break even on my first call.

AAPL has until beginning of October to recover to save my others.

I think I can ride it out without puking... I'm holding AAPL, NVDA, RKT, and NET bags and that'll be ok in time...

>>22184632
>It wasn't anime memes that brought me here; I assure you that.

>>22184611
did you not see the market today? what did you think was coming?

could be worse
AAAAAAAAAAA

>>22184625
at least you have a nice les paul

>>22184521
You'd think so but sometimes market will do a blue ball doji near the low following day after big move..

>>22184563
Who is going to buy tesla when half the country is being let go from their jobs. All the middle manager types who bought teslas are being let go from their jobs since all fortune 500s are is cost reduction mode and mid 40s tesla buyer types are first to go. Couple that with mass migration from cities and everybody working remotely permanently. Tech workers were the tesla buyers and they are working remotely for the foreseeable future and no longer commuting. Joe Sixpack ain't buying them either and neither are the people who depend on fed checks to fund their children. Tesla will go to zero.

So I’ve been trading nearly a month now. Finally convinced chino to let me invest our savings as we save for a rabbitto house (around 11k). I took about $6,000 and went all in on Ama Usa An after their new blends. Not even 3 days later and I’m down $1000. I quickly pull out and decide to invest in a safer mainstream company. That fucking company was Fleur de Lapin on the advice of a few anons. I am down around $1300 again. My question is there any legal recourse I can take against Sxarp for not warning shareholders of their shady underground bussiness. When Ama Usa An shit the bed I had atleast 4 different novelists email me about a book about it. I signed up but all I keep getting are creepy perv messages.

>>22184494
>TSLA is possibly the most grossly overvalued company in the past century
>with nothing to show for it.
Are you blind? Don't be mad, you still have a chance to get in on the TSLA rocket launch but if you get too emotional, you might miss it again and get left behind.

It just keeps going, what the fuck

Flee you fools

Should I cut losses? I lost over 5% today

>"stocks only go up"
>total: -$113.22

TSLA not looking so hot

is it time to all in on SQQQ with all our mights?
Also how much is the dollar still melting

I'm holding. It hurts but I can't take a loss

>>22184760
Thank you

>>22184772
Accelerate.

>>22184816
>I'm holding.
You will be rewarded. Stay strong man.

>>22184297
Zoom out a bit bro

We’re still balls deep in the upper channel of the dollar breaking out. It will consolidate a bit between the upper meme lines and bust a bit all over either the bears or the bulls.


We shall see but I’m smiling a cigar and watching the world burn

>>22184796
Just checked, 6% now

>>22184796
Same. Thinking of selling but I have no clue

>>22184374
gif related? what do you know that I don't, anon

The PPT gave up
This is it. We fun goofed

HOLD

>>22184808
Lads we'll finally be able to get AAPL at 100 a share and we will ALL gonna make it.

>>22184796
never sell

>>22184796
>>22184856
Sell now. Dump it harder please

>>22184875

>>22184849
JPow will just print more money no biggie. no idea what will happen around election time but until then i have full faith in the US government to rig the stock market to not crash. during/after the election who knows.

Well at least I have uvxy calls. Dont worry bros whenever I hedge the vix collapses and the market bounces were in the clear after today

>>22184898
Very tempted to pick up a few shares at open

>>22184808
I am getting raped in Tesla.
But I’m at peace with it. -$500 ish and I’m a newbie, luckily I’m up in my other large holdings.

Who else hodling through this crash? I’m just gonna hodl and buy the bottom when it comes with my $10k cash resrrves

>>22184078
is it time to go all in on NRGU boiz? when I read it it looks like "NIGGER YOU" which is definitely bullish. thoughts?

>>22184873
PPT would never activate here. Maybe sunday

The days ending every so slightly green.
Maybe we survived.
Maybe the bears choked on it.

>>22184728
AAPL is your strongest one in the bag and it just broke below 180 AH. It definitely is not coming back to 130 by next Friday. Market's spooked as fuck. You should offload that shit first chance you got.

>tfw no gf to cuddle behind you and tell you that everything is going to be okay

who was the faggot yesterday who called the dip going into the long weekend? I hope you didn't lose any money on it.

>>22184326
>complete noob doesn't do a deep dive into company
>dumps money anyways
>stock goes down
>how can I sue?
>my wife is going to beat me

Jfc, I really hope this is some stale pasta. No one can be this much of a fag, right?

>>22184850
Can you mentally lose 10%? I'd have to think there would be a comeback on Tuesday because everyones rearin to make money for dip buys

Is this done? How fucked am I?
I was up $800 a day ago ;_;

>>22184965
You deep dive into MMP yet my dude?

>>22184913
He doesn’t print money he prints bank reserves, the banks have tightened lending so those reserves to jack ahit

They could be crashing it so Trump loses as well anon

However trump does have a money bazooka in the treasury general account 1.4 trillion.

Huge dip until before election, then he shoots of the money nuke to save the day October is my guess

GET OUT

>>22184875
March was different. We had CORONAVIRUS. We don't have anything holding back this time. Economy is doing slowly well, exports are opening, other countries are slowly opening, cruise and airlines are now operating as well. There's no way we will crash again LOL, you HAD your chance FIVE months ago.

accelerate

>>22184960
If she sees you lose even a penny, she'll pack her suitcase as soon as she gets the chance.

>>22184615
That's what I did. Managed to get 25% of my losses back

>>22185010
>GET OUT
no thanks

GET IN

>>22184459
>She makes way more than me
see >>22184414 again

>>22184816
You call -10% a loss? Next week you will claw your eyes out wishing that you sold today. This crash is organized, I can bet my ass these are the Democrat Lapdogs getting a favor. They have to crash it for the election debates to destroy Trump. You’re just a civilian who’s willingly standing in the crossfire of you don’t sell.

>>22185016
I could see us doing a 15% because of election jitters though, it did it in 2016. Biden just needs to refuse to debate and somehow Nate Bronze needs to convince people Biden is pulling ridiculously ahead.

Trump will have to get QAnon to cause the worst right wing riots ever seen to get his debate and then when he wins it then you have my permission to buy calls.

>>22185016
I guess we'll see but either way the tech parabola is over and it's time to start diversifying away from tech if you're in deep. GOOG antitrust, TSLA fall from grace, AAPL stale product lineup sitting on a rapidly depreciating pile of cash, AMD and NVDA extremely overbought. This correction in tech will not be reversing for a long time.

>>22185010
I unironically sold everything today and went all in on AUY

This is nothing. The worst is yet to come.

>>22185050
absolute madlad

The signs were there, but I was too greedy. I firmly believed Trump would pump us through to Labor Day then we'd commence the dump sometime in mid-September.

Boy, was I wrong.

All my gains from July-Sept are wiped out and I stand to lose more if tech sector doesn't recovery by November.

And if it doesn't I'll just kill myself. At least I died trying.

I'm probably shooting myself in the foot here, but may I have honest opinions and possible improvements to my portfolio anons?

How fucked am I

>>22184959
I'll be eating a good loss on that first call, but it can be back in the 120s end of next week and I'll be in the green overall.

Its got 5 weeks to get back to 132 and I'll be back to where I was start of this week.

Does anyone else put retarded big options for sale in case prices go up when you're sleeping?

buy the dip tomorrow
then buy it again on tuesday
and on wednesday
etc etc

LOOKS LIKE LIMIT DOWN KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOIS

i held SMGO for 6 months to eventually turn a small $2k profit on ASH last year. a fucking BIOTECH with NO FUCKING REVENUE that i was down OVER 30% ON FOR A TIME DURING THE US-CHINA TRADE WAR, and i hodl'd that shit for half a year and came out with a profit. a company that could have easily went bankrupt.

now im holding AMD, a real fucking company with products i personally use, with strong catalysts just around the corner. even if i held for a whole year it'd just mean tax cheapies. ask me if i give a single fuck right now, i don't.

>>22185093
It's not MUH DEMONRATS, the parabolic rise of tech had to end and correct. Politics doesn't affect the market like that.

>>22184960
Girls in 2020 only cuddle with the Chad winners who got the insider tip to sell the top 2 days ago. You can hug the bags you’re going to hold for the next 6 months.

>>22185004
Don't you?

Damn I’m all in on SHLL and when I asked if I should sell at 21k some guy told me no. Now I’m about to go under 19 AH

>>22185068
I like that she makes more than me. I enjoy my job

>>22185132

Measured inflation will eventually be over 2%
Stimulus eventually
Bonds fucked as virus controlled

We cant know a week from now but hodl in good stocks will give great returns through 2021.

Zoom out look at 5 year charts

Take a breath, be the house, sell otm calls

>>22185132
QQQ is alright it'll recover and continue upward but why the fuck would you buy AAPL and TSLA at the top?

>>22185132
10-10 fucked

>>22184393
Hold

>>22185179
Fuck yeah. I'm balls deep.

>>22185094
Genuinely asking in terms monetary policy, how would a Biden presidency be worse than a Trump one? Would they jitter and tank if he wins because people are afraid he's going to croak in 2 years? I don't get how a Biden presidency would tank the stock market other than guns in the long term

Very nice of the market to let me get some cheaper tech shares
Hoping for another NVDA dip tomorrow id love to hold that shit for the next 5-10 years

>>22184554
Think of it in these terms a five year old could grasp - we, the company, are making more stocks, but we're giving you an equivalent value for the stocks you hold. Your individual stocks are now worth less, but you still have the same amount monetarily as we gave you more stocks to compensate. What does this mean? We, which includes you, the previous stock owner, can now sell more stocks at a lower price to people who have not entered the market due to the price barrier. Guess what happens when a company has been on a bullshit rally, media hype, and there's a stock split? People buy into it because now it's affordable, which means you are tricking more new stock owners into buying at a peak due to the lowered barrier of entry. Anyone with any sort of money or skin in the game knows that this is a perfect point to leave other people holding your bags.

Just a word of advice for anyone here reading: if whatever investment you have is suddenly doing a stock split and they're trending in the news, get the hell out unless you're doing some short-trade scamming with dead stocks like JC Penney. Likewise, the opposite is true for a consolidation, that means that there's going to be serious, positive movement due to a smaller pool of players, but they're far more committed and have serious investments for a long-term future.
>>22184563
TSLA has a 400b market cap for being a car company whose all-electric gimmick is already adopted by many of its competitors with minor renewable energy side-gigs. Ford has less than a tenth of that and moves more vehicle sales. Tesla is a company solely propped up by a charismatic venture capitalist with little to show otherwise, especially in a zombie economy where a ton of people are still out of work and there's moratoriums on debts and evictions en masse.

>>22185125
I need to see an update on this chick. Im sure she's saying something cringey and crying herself to sleep

>>22185125
Just buy AUY bro
Gold will unironically pull a Btc 2017 move soon

Would a red close tomorrow = crash after the long weekend when it opens back up?

>>22185128
Way too diversified. Go all in on big winners. Sometimes you eat shit when you win big it feels great.

>>22185233
Same way trump election tanked futures.

>>22185016
Uh coronavirus is still here? We have election uncertainty on top of that. People had more savings in March, people are literally out of jobs and money right now cause congress gave money to the top and nothing trickled from the bottom. Even stimulus payments stopped.

THERE IS NOTHING LEFT.

>>22185251
Nvda longterm is solid. 200 entry here.

why...................

BECAUSE IM IN TOO DEEP AND IM TRYING TO KEEP

UP ABOVE IN MY HEAD INSTEAD OF GOING UNDER

>>22185251
I bought some today before closing and I'm very upset with this horseshit going down AH
>>22185266
I don't think that's even close to true. Futures tanked because he was a wildcard on foreign matters. People were concerned with possible "trumpflation" which just turned out to be the economy because he's a fucking businessman.

Why did everything went to shit today?

>GME
>After Hours Volume: 148.7k
so did someone short or did someone pussy out

>>22184973
Honestly, if I don't check my stocks I could, but losing more than $1000 kills me. I lost close to $3000 today

>>22185312
People are scared, terrified, of an economic slip.

It's going to create a dip.

Sold Tesla and apple before the crash thank God. Only came out -250 or so

Get away from my stocks

>>22184770
SpaceX is not a part of TSLA, it's private and will likely stay as such for the foreseeable future. Putting money down on TSLA because of what SpaceX does is like betting extra chips in a poker game because you saw the guy in the same spot the next table over win big.

>>22184326
lol telling your wife you’re in the market

>>22185354
If people were scared, they shouldn't have fucking bought Apple at 120 then, creating a retard FOMO monster rally. I prefer consistent +0.2% days rather than a few +3% monster rallies into a fucking niggerfaggot -10% dump.

>>22185332
GME is a pure gamble for me, i literally just put in a portion of my winnings so far this year (just around $2k). it could go to $0 for all i care lol. i hope it 10x though.

>>22185233
>biden
>literally Obamas sloppy seconds
>weak authority figure for most powerful man in the world
>nigger pandering
>not a business man
>not coherent
>police gets defunded
>no idea on economics or global policy
>economy dives further down on lack of consumer confidence
>U.S. stock market plummets since U.S. is actually a joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Q6wWu5ziY

>>22185262

No. Stuff is historically and overwhelmingly green after a 3day weekend/holiday. People would buy the fuck out of cheapies if we somehow slipped another 5% tomorrow (which we won’t) but 2-3 is possible.

>>22184078
Am I a MANIAC? I’m down 33% for the day and I sold and bought these positions.

Any chance we go up 6% ish in the next few weeks? and stop bleeding?

70 Apple, 20 Microsoft, 5 Tesla, 500 WKHS, that's 50% of my portfolio, the other 50 is 2 index funds. I'm really thinking I'll sell 25% index to buy more MSFT and Apple.

what do i short tomorrow if it breaks the LoD to hedge my AMD position?

NASDAQ DOWN OVER 200
>NASDAQ DOWN OVER 200
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NASDAQ DOWN OVER 200
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NASDAQ DOWN OVER 200
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>>22184532

>>22185265
I might cut off aapl for now. Got any suggestions for rearrangement? I would like to keep my miners.

>>22185416

>>22185462
>poomp it

>>22185415
fuck me I don't know what the positives to him are. I can't believe he's going to fall ass-backward into the white house because orange man bad. Trump is a joke too but he at least pumps my stocks when they aren't tanking

Lol at anyone thinking we’re going to be red come Tuesday. This was your last chance to buy in early to the golden bull run.

>>22185462
Just 200? Europe isn't going to like that.

Its going to be -400 by pre opening.

Please make it stop

>>22185415
considering the state of the world right now, we're unironically fucked beyond belief if biden actually manages to rig this shit and win. china will unironically become the new rulers of the world and i don't think anyone except the han mandarin wants that.

>>22185312
It keeps getting worse.

>futures

AND YOU SAY

I ONLY HEAR WHAT I WANT TO

>>22185512
What golden bull run is there left to do? The last five or so months have been that run.

>>22185233
Monetary and fiscal policy can not get any more profligate than they already are (one would hope,) so no or little change there.

He has said some things that raise eyebrows to professional traders, I think something to the effect of "people are going to have to find another career than day trading" - grossly paraphrasing there. He's pro green new deal, or at least pays lipservice to it, which if that ever gained serious traction would completely destroy wide swathes of the economy (energy sector, airlines, cruises, travel.) Safe to say domestic policy would become more anti-business. FAGGOTMAN stocks would probably do fantastic, however.

Also, thinking more long term, a Biden win would herald the rise of complete Democratic control over the United States government at every level. Regardless of your political ideology, it is pretty obvious that Democrats are poor managers when they get total control. Look at any major city or state that's blue. Cali can't even keep the fucking lights on, their country burns to the ground every few years - both of these are very easily solvable problems, but they don't solve the problem. That's more abstract an issue but a real one nevertheless IMO.

Biden would also probably be more likely to take an active role meddling in MENA. His former boss basically created ISIS. Bad for geopolitical stability.

Anyone else go from, “damn I’m pretty good at this” to googling “Max Capital gains loss deductions?”

>Or just me?

What the fuck... when should I buy the dip?

w-when do i buy back in

>>22185472
NO I AIN'T DEAD

Man I'm going to have to watch a lot of anime tomorrow to keep my head it looks like

>>22185332
>>22185406
Hold GME for at least until the new game consoles come out and the Holiday season. It's going to blip up from those

>>22185324
No, the market tanked because the media painted the picture that an actual financial doomsday would happen if Trump got elected. It was literally that event that made the market finally understand that they can't sell/buy based on what the media posted about Trump. The market will tank because even though Biden is the typical politician under the american elite umbrella like Hillary, Obama, Bush, etc etc.. what he has said is not pro-market and yes I know he needs to pass the changes through the senate which will not happen and blablabla, but that doesn't mean he can't push through EO's and regulation changes to un-do what Trump has done. That alone will scare a lot of institutions to drop some of their positions.
Look how volitile the market is nowadays, now mix that with Biden coming through with his ideas to scare investors and HFT's. Volatility mixed with them being scared is not a good thing

>>22184117
I saw you post this 10 hours ago, I check my phone 10 hours later and your still posting this crap.

I am convinced this is a larp, trying to get ppl to sell by making it so fucking cringe.

>Just withdrew $4000 to invest in this dip

Feels good

>>22185502
Anon
He's a boomer that doesn't care about government debt, doesn't care about inflation, doesn't want to stop foreign investors from pumping up the cost of housing, and doesn't want to look soft on China. Also he has dementia. Pop quiz: Which candidate did I just describe?

>>22185581
Based Gabbuchan

should I just sell my TQQQ and SOXL before the losses become toooooo severe?

>>22184536
What strike? This format is awful. But its 2021 so you are fine.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair

>>22185616
cope

STAY GREEN FOR THE WEEK LITTLE BUDDY COME ON

whats the most stable thing to shift into tomorrow?

>>22185560
This is not a “buy the dip” market retard

>>22185415
>police gets defunded
if anything wouldn't biden put a lot more money into policing to improve training?

>>22185609
Any ideas on when such fear might begin to take hold? Are we pricing that in now? Doesn't seem like it honestly - this feels a bit more natural a pullback in tech that is just rippling throughout the economy.

HODL

Fuck me, I sold all my Tesla on Monday cause I had a bad feeling about it and thought that I'd be safe putting it into AAPL. I guess nothing is safe Harbor right now.

>>22185652
non levered index funds

>>22185634
500 strike

>>22185556
here here

>>22185582
that's basically the idea, yeah.

>>22185652
Large cap energy sector stocks.

Sold my positions, got the cash, when the bleeding stops be ready. Remember Big Bulls =Big Balls.

We had the rona meme scare in march why the fuck are we going down now literally nothing happened

>>22185648
What am I coping from, I sold TSLA near enough at the top and made fat fucking stacks?

Why are u holding onto what is clearly a short month trade? Lol

>800 points crash on Nasdaq

this is tragic

>>22185719
Memes like Apple, Tesla and Zoom bubbled up the economy.

I just need SPY to hit 358-360 in like two weeks.. ez pz not even worried haha

>>22185406
>gamble
Gamestop is unironically a value pick even at this price. It's a company with 6 billion revenue reported so far this year and it's worth only $500 million. They just have an usual short bubble, and their management has been real shitty. If Ryan Cohen can be the Lisa Su activist of GME, it wouldn't be a bad long. Gamestop does still have a big presence, online or offline, and all it really needs is to just fucking adapt instead of retarded shit like Funko figurines in half the store.

>bought exactly 1 share of sqqq yesterday on a whim just to blow the last $20 bucks I had
>floor falls out today and it moons
>shoulda gone all in I guess

>>22185719
Comfy correction

>>22185738
have sex incel

Time to shift to boomer stocks? Gonna start buying industrials and financials tomorrow

>>22185667
no. all the cities wanting to defund the police are all democrat. imagine either biden or trump pull the federal funding rug on cities run by their party. they'll lose votes.

>>22185691
Oh baby you fine. It will be $500 again next week.

At this point I'm too deep to even sell. Let's just hope the bleeding stops

>>22184960
If you had a gf you couldn't afford stocks anyway, tard.

>>22185667
Nah. He would simply add military police/private security to democratic politicians.

That's what happened to the ones pushing defunding the police in all the riot hot zones.

When it was found what they were doing, it was said to be illegal to release the actual names of the ones that had the private security paid for by tax payer money. Then the news quickly moved onto peaceful protests again.

It's pretty fucked up stuff.

>>22185771
Just buy AUY

>>22185815
Pretty much this, don’t be one of the clowns that sold in mid March.

>>22185652
Banks and energy stocks. Also safe boomer shit like McDonald’s Walmart and Coke

>>22185767
seething. Your gonna be waiting a long time for TSLA meme to recover haha.

>>22185548

The Golden bull run he needs to justify having just bought in, otherwise he's a bagholder.

>>22185719
The market went up too fast, everyone got worried and sold, should of put limit sells on my positions, but at least I came out with profit.

has there ever been a poll on /smg/'s preferred broker?

Alright lads. How long do you reckon the dip will last? It should correct in a week I suspect, but I’m not sure. I don’t have a lot of money available(to invest multiple times) buy in the middle of next week or buy today/ tomorrow? I’d be pretty comfortable dumping some cash in Tesla today or tomorrow but I’d like to get the most bang for my buck; thinking mid next week could be the height of the dip

I'm still up for the month but I'm heavily leveraged into calls expiring November.. I can't bring myself to sell them at THIS big of a fucking loss. Do I sell on open tomorrow? It fuckign hurts.

>>22185905
Where do you even get a broker?

>bought yesterday
Time in the market beats timing the market right?

>>22185905
what the fuck is a broker?

>>22185926
> Dumping in TSLA

Why?

>>22185852
I'm not even in profit anymore.

>>22185767

>>22185956
keep holding

>>22184984
Lmao

>>22185652
Spy calls

>>22185956
Yea, but it also sinks your money for a while. Selling Strength, buy weakness is what most traders do.

fuck, in the whole for tqqq/fngu/soxl. do i just hedge them with sqqq/fngd/soxs? hopefully stop the bleeding and just sell those when the carnage is over?

>>22185016
>March was different. We had CORONAVIRUS. We don't have anything holding back this time
We literally still have the virus brainlet.

>>22186009
wrong faggot, spy puts. its gonna bear down tomorrow.

>>22184393
Wait for battery day

Stay on target.

Lmfao, at least we’re not in crypto, fellow smugheads

>>22185671
I don't know, when it's obvious Biden will win?

>>22185995
America is not Japan.

>>22185863
There's a good chance it will never recover. Isn't the SEC trying to get at Musk again? He can't seem to avoid them.

I like TSLA products but realistically there should already have been a massive class action suit over the "self driving" issue - 1. That it's false advertising, and 2. People get injured and killed by autopiloted Teslas on a semi regular basis. Is there a line item on TSLA financials for settlements? Would be interested to know.

Not to mention potential cash flow issues.

Vote how much your loss is including after hours combined.

http://www.strawpoll.me/20883399


Not looking good, this dump has gone hard enough that it is looking pretty bad stock market wide at this point.

>>22185995
I'm not dumb enough to buy an entire market like that.

>>22185995
Comparing the Japanese Index is sort of, misleading to say the least. But I know your just memeing lol.

Japanese Funds have returned positive over that period. The Index reflects more the case of many over-inflated businesses collapsing and going into bankruptcy in those periods than it does economic recession.

Then again, RUG PULL. Wouldn't wanna be all in right now fuck that lol.

>>22186066
So, never then?

>>22185926
this example of troll physics would work but require something more sturdy than fishing line

>>22185956
Yeah with few exceptions. Congrats on being one of the exceptions

>>22184185
youre a fucking idiot and you reap what you sow.
>muh actions were not muh fault
kill yourself zoomer

>>22185993
Thanks I've been looking for this picture

>>22185984
Because its the strongest of the normal fag stocks; I think it will shoot the highest of all the stocks currently suffering. In 1-2 months it’ll net me a new dildo

>>22185905
WHAT THE H*CK IS AN BROKER?

Anyone else thinking Battery Day was priced in?

>>22186090
I agree with you on everything single fucking point. They are not a solid let alone proven company with the likes of PayPal, Microsoft ect that ppl put them besides.

Pisses me off when ppl lump them togather. There stock price was crabbing until the crash. Says alot, nothing has massively changed other than zoomer speculation/hype.

Musk says time and time again, his objective is not to make money. Should be a signal about the potential "unknowns" that he might pull on you. He already done that like multiple times since TSLA went public.

>>22186091
$2,000 down 3%

LMAO

Reminds me of KTOV.

>>22186190
the absolute state of zoomfags

>>22186199
was going to be a sell the news event either way

>>22186091
This has nothing on the March, today wasn't even a circuit breaker. It didn't even drop all day long, just one big rug pull, another 0.5% losses through out the rest of trading.

Just wait.

>>22184291
*clacking gets louder*
CLACK CLACK CLACK

Listen retard you do realize real trends need a fundamental backing to them right? You do realize when that backing disappears the trend might continue as a zombie only to exacerbate the correction down the line right? You do realize this mumu right? Are you ok mumu? You sold right mumu, Jesus Christ you sold RIGHT?

>>22186090
SEC is shit at their job though. They ignore and cover up shit like the trading the day of 9/11, or the back doors built into financial software which were brought up by Richard Grove in which they also ended up buying for themselves.

>>22185656
Indeed, it's "buy the bottom" market because we're now at the bottom of the correction and the only way to go for stocks is up.

>>22185956

Only if you bought something with dividends. Cause if you don't get dividends and there is a real market crash rather than a dip, by the time you start to make money inflation will have eaten all your gains. If you get a decent dividend then you can invest it in that stock when the price is lower, or something else entirely.

It’s over isn’t it? Time to get the fuck out of the market for good? We’re likely to see lows lower than March in the coming weeks, market wide. Get out now and get back in in a few months or be stuck holding the bag. Your choice.

>>22186174
<Is the strongest
No was, and the strongest was based on near market manipulation factors of a stock split.

It's over move on.

>>22186145
*Don't take the bait don't take the bait don't take the bait don't take the bait*

>>22184984
Fake? I have almost the exact same call and I'm only down 40%

>>22185956
That’s a reddit tier meme. Tell that to the retards who bought obvious failures of companies like pets.com and tesla at the absolute top. TImE iN BeAtS TiMinG

>>22184912
this

>>22186272
< Thinks we are in correction terriorty

We aren't down more 10% on the index yet, zoomer TSLA shares don't account for the entire market.

Wait until the real correction

>>22186280
why? nothing fucking happened on a fundamental level.

>>22186267
Yeah they'd much rather waste their time on easy pickings and window dressing like Musk to appear competent. Competency isn't the reason they didn't go after the things you mention - it's because that would rugpull on true power.

Why is it so hard for medium/small traders to just sell when they're up but not like max up? If you panic sold today you would still gain, but instead you hold the bag for the MAYBE FOMO loss AND IT'LL BE BACK TOMORROW mentality. For 100k+ account holders obviously they dont give a shit.

>>22186263
Post your short positions please so I can laugh at you in 2 weeks

>>22185233
There’s a lot of people making money off a sweetheart deal with China

>>22186280
>dump on no news after a retarded parabolic rally
vs
>chinese flu panic and economic shutdown

>nvda dumping harder aftermarket today than it did yesterday
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22186381
Correct, its purely a correction.

About time, getting sick of seeing "traders" only here 90-120 days thinking they doing so well in a upwards only market.

Thats all fine, but time to learn iron hands or you'll get em chopped off. Have fun.

>>22186346
That's for indexes. Not for single companies

HOLY SHIT. I just had 14 days of gains evaporate today.

>>22186381
That's what's fucking annoying
Literally off of ZERO news we collectively panic sell today? Really guys? We couldn't go one more fucking day of crabbing?

>>22185637
Is this a thing?

>>22184676
In four days time you won't have a portfolio.

>>22186442
wow, not cool Jim

>>22186452
Fuck me.i was hoping for a fucking split soon too. It was such smooth sailing. I think I'm actually about to go negative on that position too

>>22186488
The rally was on zero news too

Someone bake new bread

>>22186488
>we
You mean the Jews retard.

>>22186426
they're not even shorting, 9/10 of them are larping. I've actually made money being bearish in march, they have yet to show their gains

>>22186280
this is the first dip we've had in like 3 weeks, of course people are gonna panic.
Question is, are people gonna FOMO back in Friday or Tuesday?

>>22186304

Is your average cost the same as his? Maybe he paid way more for it.

>>22186452
yeah it's horrible, not sure wheter to hold or sell my NVDA's while people are panic selling.

I think I might buy more in the dip at least, since Nvidia will do good in the long run.

migrate

>>22182063
>>22182063
>>22182063
>>22182063

>>22185651
>Buying power $89
Pull out

>>22186488
you know what else is annoying?

i sold AMD for only a small profit as the crash was happening after being up bigly and thinking i could hodl long term, got stopped out. if i literally just held that position until today, even through the whole crash and did literally nothing, i would have doubled my money by now.

something to think about.

>>22184211
Checked, and bobopilled.

>>22186426
>>22186552
-20 Tesla
-70 Apple

Holding tesla until the bottom, holding apple until march lows return

opened 3PM on monday

kill yourself robinniggers

>>22186304

Also, Robinhood will display erroneous prices on options. There is a bunch of stuff that goes on with trading algorithms, it's way easy for them to cause Robinhood to flash bad prices. I know this because I've been trading options on the same stock for about 4 months now and if I put in an order to buy it at even 10 cents an option it will instantly go up to at least 1.50, but if I don't have an order in it will stay at .01 almost all day. Options on Robinhood are heavily manipulated.

>>22186538
the rally is that tech is still useful whereas fucking nigger airlines and cruiselines are not

>>22186545
nah we sold too. every retail fomo nigger sold.

>>22186628
i'm cryin bro

>>22186661
I said show your GAINS you nigger

>>22186047
know how i know youre a liberal?

>>22185942
Long time until November hold em.

>>22186288
Yeah? So what’s the dump then? It was obviously over inflated but I’m not sure its still not the strongest of the normal fag stocks. I’m looking for a quick pump and dump not a long term investment, so for me it’s really between FB APPL MSFT and TSLA; theyre all the most likely to make a quick recovery for a quick return on my cash. Of those I think TSLA is the most stable, with APPL next. What are dumping in? Are you going for something more long term?

Should I sell my tqqq but unironically?

>>22186844
sure if you don't mind kicking yourself in the ass in a week

>>22184326
kys

>>22185616
He's making fun of a cryptofag meme

>>22184213
> bad news
> clown market
That's the only thing that can save us now