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>>22176689

Just gonna leave this here, bye

BUT WHY

WHY DIDNT I EXIT LAST NIGHT
FU K

HOLD ME BROS THIS IS MY LIFE SAVINGS

Is this the start of the crash?

FUCK BOBO AND FUCK SMG

I want march back. This market is gay.

>down 13% on my portfolio
>bought TQQQ at -15%, still losing money

If this week closes red im killing myself

Guys. Is tomorrow a dump or what? Do I cut loses on options today or pray tomorrow we go up.

First for anime!

Also, who bought calls yesterday? How bad is it, anonitos?

>TQQQ holders fw

The bottom was a lie
Powell has given up
We are all going to die

>>22176753
>Mania phase
Traders are bipolar messes, you heard it hear first.

Tomorrow you are about to witness the banks Elon exit pumped to try VERY hard to prevent 400 from being breached and having to buy bags of TSLA thots and dudebros.

>>22176791
YES

>Everything is great when working from home
>"Anon, please come into work today, we just need a minute of your time"
>Fucking two hours later get back home
>MEGADUMP

Every fucking time

This is organized to make Trump look bad during the debates. It will crash by 50% over the next weeks.

I bought USO calls. They're going to net me 4 grand when oil sky rockets tomorrow on covid-19 vaccine news.

>>22176753
Bear trap confirmed

PLEASE TSLA DROP BELOW 400

Be safe, be smart, invest in Walmart!

>>22176738
Every day is a green day when you have anime in your heart

AUY is down 1%
Buy the dip

>>22176794
got one this morning and its going ok. saving my folio.

REMINDER: APPL WILL GO BACK
IF APPLE WENT TO ZERO WE'D HAVE WORSE THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT THAN THE STOCK MARKET
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>BLACK MONDAY II
HAHAAHAH PREPARE YOUR BUTT HOLES FOR BLACK MONDAY III

>>22176756
>tfw exited last night but re-entered when I thought the dip was over but it wasn't

THIS IS THE BOTTOM /SMG/. ITS TIME TO BUY THE FREAKIN DIP. DEPLOY ALL CASH. BUY INTO ALL INDEXES NOW.

>>22176689
>AAPL, V, PLUG, BLNK
Which fucking cheapies do I buy

>>22176857
i want it to go down a little more then i will. I want shopify too.

>>22176858

So if SOXL or TQQQ loses 33% in a day the fund is liquidated right?

Got home for power hours boys whats hap

>>22176872
Please stop
It hurts so much

>>22176669

>>22176848
Buying at $400 but $350 would go all in

>buy the dip
>it dips even harder
>buy the second dip
>it dips again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

And I thought crypto fags were more retarded...

>>22176831
What's more likely is you didn't buy anything per usual and are just shitposting. Now tell your girlfriend to make me some egg rolls and shrimp fried rice. I'm fucking hungry.

Cathie Wood going to be homeless boys. Maybe she will suck your dick for some MSFT shares.

>>22176872
thought you were gonna make a mutt joke here

>>22176895
Nice FUD, creative

Bullbros need to calm the fuck down. The correction in June was -7% on the S&P 500 and went up to 40 on the VIX.

Currently we're down 4% and the VIX is at 35.

If tomorrow is another 4% down day and the VIX goes above 40, then you have my permission to panic.

More than likely this is just another shake out though.

Ag least my AAL is hanging on!!! :]

>Tesla down with double digits in one day

>>22176918
its 403 rn you might as well buy it then

>>22176871
You inspire no confidence talking like a stock twit shilling his heavy bankrupt bags.

>>22176907

>>22176761
hopefully

>>22175411
why not buy short positions if you really are a bear? It's been an incredibly fun day for me

>>22176935
Whiter than you mohammad

>>22176895
No. If QQQ or SOXX lost 33% in a day, they would be liquidated. Technically impossible now with circuit breakers.

WHY DO RENEWABLES TANK SO HARD WTF

>>22176833
Fear confirmed. I know you can feel it. You just exited the bull trap. Get ready to feel the PAIN.

>>22176761
Disgusting

>>22176888
Smart. Tech will vaporize but brick and mortar stocks will flourish.

FUCKING WEEKS OF PROGRESS ERASED
WHO?? WHO THE FUCK EVEN DUMPS IT THIS HARD
THIS IS SO MUCH MONEY

>>22176848
TSLA at sub-$400 is probably not realistic by EOD, but could happen by tomorrow. I'd expect a fair amount of resistance at that point.

Reminder that this was the sell signal, don't blame anyone else than yourself

If my post-March gains get deleted I'm just going to sell everything go all in ET and collect that fat 19% Dividend. How retarded am I?

I don't think I can handle another 10% loss on TSLA guys.

>>22176927
Karen the supertrader 2.0

>>22176756
Me too. Had a chance and I didnt lost thousands.

I don't feel anything, I just went from 7% to red in a day and I don't feel fear. Is this what iron hands feel like?

I was told that there was going to be a bounce during power hour.

>>22176997
its 402 now, down a dollar since my last post a minute ago

I bought the dip
It wasn't the dip

Best thing I did today was a panic sale of 200 FB at open

Haha...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT THE FUCK DOW IS ALMOST 1k DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22176949
I went cash before the long weekend anyways. This much dumping and no Monday means bigly wednesday cheapies maybe even Tuesday as hoodies panic sell when they can't tinfoil hand for more than 3 days

Ok I give up. I have no more cash left to "buy the dip." I might actually just kill myself if we really enter a bear market for the next month. I just can't believe we're about to hit a circuit breaker off of no actual news.

>>22176999
I hope she kills herself.

>top winners

Where the 20 year old TQQQ chad that was laughing at my high yield dividend strategy?

>>22177003
Biden gets elected, ET loses a lawsuit to some indian tribe who tears up their pipeline and takes all their money to make more casinos

>>22176999
checked. we should've known.. how could i be so stupid

Bros when do I sell

Unironically just sold everything. Im not waiting to catch this falling knife like last time. Red day tomorrow guaranteed. Sell while you can.

>>22176999
What in the absolute fuck is "pop off queens"?

>>22176981
i love these things because they’re not even accurate the return to normal was further out and higher than the peak

>>22176949
we haven't had a -3% or worse loss on the SPX that was followed by a red day since march, and that was because it was a liquidity crisis. green tomorrow even if it's just a dead cat bounce.

NONONONONONONONO IM GONNA LOSE MTY HOUSER

GOOGLE GETTING DOJ CHARGES

TECH CRASH INCOMING

>>22176689
>>22176689
DOW -1000
NASDAQ -760
VIX 36

>>22177048
She probably only bought a single share
Don't worry though she'll beg her simp followers for a little more cash to make up the difference though

TSLA futures will reach 350, strap in boys

>>22176997
There are already 6 MILLION shares at the 400p level. Bank of America and WFC are going to do everything possible to prevent getting that much write down.
I almost think you could play a spread at that level but holy shit your asshole could make diamonds by end of day.

He tried to warn us.
We didn't listen.

>>22177057
fucking macys.

>>22176999
Should've listened lol, ended up taking a small hit with AAPL but otherwise sitting comfy in just cash. Feels good man.

Hi guys I just downloaded Robinhood this looks like a good dip to buy what should I buy? I've been thinking of Tesla and aple?

>>22177024
Who wants to hold over night on deep red days? Nobody knows if the jews will pull the rug pre market.

I'm hoping these are far enough out where I can bounce back next week, and then never go that heavy into calls, again.

I'm down 20% today.
It's gonna end at the bell and the after-hours Jews will be buying shit back, right?

>>22177082
>no source

>>22177061
I think Trump wins and btfo's the natives in the courts, but you're right if Biden wins.

>>22177076

4 months isn't a very good sample size.

>>22176689
Any huelads in here to warn me about shady brokers? Or straight up tell me which one to use?

Friendly reminder for new options traders that buying calls during a dip isn't necessarily the best call because of IV. We could see a day or two of crabbing after the dip where premiums would be lower. (Assuming you are buying options and not selling).

>>22176882
Jew spotted.

>>22177068
Buy signal is in lads

$2,000 gone in the blink of an eye

>>22176761
Probably not but I did infact sell. I often lie on here but here's a screenshot shot of selling 90% of my post March gains from basic newb ETFs

>>22177109
who cares. No one ITT invested more than theyre willing to lose right?

>>22177110
no. its going lower. expect another 5-10% drop tomorrow

>>22177017
Same. I'm $6k deep in walmart and half of that is margin. I've been doing this long enough to where I don't care if I lose everything. Anytime I panic sell I always end up being wrong. I'm not selling. Plus I'm not in tech so I'm not worried anyway.

>>22177065
now
buy short positions
we're just getting warmed up

>>22177024
2 minutes

>>22177017
Like iron hands dragging you to the bottom of a lake.

If this recovers I will be amazed. We’re going to test lows worse than March. There is NOTHING Jerome and the Fed can do now.

You can thank Democrat’s for shuttering the fundamental Main Street economy for half a fucking year over a meme virus.

>>22177057
If fucking macy's is a top winner then that's a clear signal that selling now is retarded.

Is he right?

I want my airlines and cruislines cheap!! Why aren’t they going down????

>>22177017
how the fuck are you only 7% up at ATH?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYYRH4apXDo

I’m all in on SHLL and I’m not doing too bad. Should I sell now or what?

Guess who's back
Back again
Bobo's back
Tell a friend

>>22177141
I don't think there has ever been a crab after a major selloff like this since April.

why are niggers so based and redpilled?

IT'S HAPPENING
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>>22177149
Yes, that's why you fags buying the dip won't effect the market.

>>22177113
NYT is the source

anon's memest chart is helping but the red zone is just too p-powerful uhhhhhhhnnnnnhgghhh

What a fucking joke today is

>>22177145
i'm about $10K down today, but i'm up $13K over the last couple of weeks so while it sucks, could be worse

>>22176689

Will Apple be over $130 ever again?

>>22177209
>doesn't give link

Y’all still alive?

>>22177202
Buy gold and miners

eat shit bulls

>>22177132
it is when everything in the stock market changed since the fed announced QE to infinity and have purchased trillions of dollars in assets and corporate bonds. their balance sheet continues to grow and they can keep propping up the market until election. today isnt even the biggest down day since the march lows and we came back from that. im not a blind bull but you cant fight the fed here

>>22177202
Fuck the chinks.

>>22176949
Stocks climb a wall of worry

Central banks can’t let the stock market crash or Western society will completely fall apart

Kenosha will look like amateur hour compared to what would unfold if central banks abandoned the market.

The stock market is the glue of the Western imperial system (along with the price of crude oil and natural gas).

When the stock market drops 50%+ in a givem country, democracy ends to either communism or military coup.

You think J-Pow and Mnuchin do not know that?

You think the Swiss don’t know that?

You think Nips don’t know that?

This is a typical pre-holiday sell-off. Any weak hands will live to regret pissing themselves over a holiday blip. Pathetic suckers pumped and dumped by the sharks.

>>22177212
You can almost still see the actual price chart in there.
MORE LINES

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

1000 DOWN WE DID IT BOBO!!!

>Amazon
It doesn't make sense. Apple and Tesla was obvious and easy to predict, but fucking Amazon? They're growing like crazy, who the fuck would sell now? Bezos is about to announce the Share Split just to try to be as cool as Elon. WHO THE FUCK SOLD?!

>>22176689
Boys, every technical indicator and trend I've looked at at every time window indicates that this massive sell off is not close to being over. Tomorrow through next week are going to be red

>>22177149
If I'm going down money is no longer a concern. For any of us.

>>22177198
This hasn't been a regular market since April. Next market day is either gonna be blood red again or green as grass,

>>22177120
Democracy isnt real retard.

>>22177241
never mind

Is he right

>>22177246
I feel like the bear poster are just here to shitpost instead of playing stocks

Feels good to be losing money again. This feels right.

Was there any actual news for this crash? We're about to hit a circuit breaker with no actual catalyst. I'd understand if California shut down and caused this. But today? What the fuck?

>>22176689
TFW holding
>MMP
>TSM
>XOM
>D

feels good building a crash proof portfolio bros. I get to sit back and laugh at dumb tech zoomers and any small dip in these stocks caused by the panic gripping wall street now will easily be offset by my huge fucking dividends. This is literally my entire portfolio.

Anybody who bought FAAAGTMN or TQQQ in the past month is a fucking moron. Enjoy your bags retard lmao you deserve this lol

>>22177272
ETF zombies
nobody is buying, and that's the more likely culprit

>>22177269
That's it I'm putting off car insurance to buy more stocks, there's nothing more bullish than the MARKETS IN TURMOIL segment coming back

>>22177292
I've been found out

>>22177286
Yes. You're literally a retard if you don't think so.

>>22177242
I wish I was dead, but can't burden my family with these bags.

kek

My buddies bought appl becuz of the split, down 8% today noobs

>>22177256
>When the stock market drops 50%+ in a givem country, democracy ends to either communism or military coup.
>You think J-Pow and Mnuchin do not know that?
>You think the Swiss don’t know that?
>You think Nips don’t know that?

imagine still not realizing how many communists have infiltrated our government at all levels

>sell apple because Tesla is dropping and it was up another 4% yesterday
>It immediately takes a big fat dip

You know, if I wasn't getting absolutely fucked in crypto today I'd feel okay.

>>22177272
Who cares about numbers or the future? We're going the fuck down lmao
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I don’t know why I thought it was a good idea to buy the top of Tesla and tqqq

What’s the best way to kill myself bros?

>>22177286
so everyone blames 2008 on the housing market when it wouldve happened either way? seems like bullshit.

>>22177286
Schiff will unironically have the last laugh. Wow

I LEARNED MY LESSON

MAKE IT STOP

>>22177297
>CIRCUIT BREAKERS

HAHAHAHAH THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN

Bros, do i owe the jews 23$ now? How the fuck is this possible?

>>22177297
Tech selloff leading everything downward. Just look at the last 3 months that's your reason for the selloff

Lesson learned don't be greedy

>>22177148
>4:45 wake up
FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

>>22177151
n-n-no.

>>22177292
i made thousands today shorting your ass, thanks for gifting me your money

>>22177149
I'm balls deep tech but no tqqq and no leverage, I'm fine to hold overnight, I don't need the money in my brokerage any time soon and I don't plan on cashing out till I can afford a down payment on a house. I'm surprisingly comfy given the market fear.

>>22177297
The catalyst is that we’re living in clown world where up is down and left is right

>>22177297
if actual news caused this you could predict it based on that news. Obviously, they're not going to allow you to have such a level playing field.

Haha imagine not holding cruise lines.

>>22177110
Dude tf i dumped so much into march qqq and apple calls today. Its guaranteed money. If we crash tomorrow ill double or triple my positions

>>22177296
It does doesn't it? Something about bear market panicked SMG just feels so much cozier. I am addicted to the schadenfreude. I'm crabbing today as it all burns to the ground. My only complaint is I'm not seeing enough Karen tears on here.

>>22177322
HE PROBABLY BOUGHT AT 400% LEVERAGE LOL

>>22177286

>>22177003
Give me details on them. Their dividend only goes back 2 years but theyve been around way longer and have fallen bigly.

>>22177342
Tfw you realize the effect the 2008 crises had on the market wasn't anywhere near to what we've seen this year. The charts never lie.

>>22176775
Can I have your TQQQ bags?

>>22177017
Im still +10% on initial due to some smart sells and young reinvestments.

Holy shit

>>22177322
God I wish I could call this gentleman a retarded faggot and tell him to kill himself. Hey reddit poster if you're reading this you're a retarded faggot and you should kill yourself lol

>>22177396
trump is such a moron

>>22177297
No circuit breakers before close
Gonna take all you fuckers down with me

>>22177182
DCA on the way up, I didn't have a lot of starting capital.

>>22177322

guys the more money I lose the hornier and more submissive I'm getting help

Just a reminder ;)

Don't be a normie and sell....ONLY BUY

No Wars? No Virus? Bubble popping? No, it's like the correction after June 8th. Even if it is....YOU BUY.

WHERE IS THE FUCKING BOTTOM

>>22177286
Schiff, silver triple digits EOY, please. I hurt today

>>22177387
If my portfolio isn't down at least 3% it's not worth looking at.

>>22177396
lmao based

>>22177351
No, the lesson is to cut losses. Let winners run and be greedy. Doesn't matter if it's calls or puts.

Covered calls wins again.

the real question is, cash bros, when do we buy? it would be stupid to buy nothing today, right?

>>22177185
No wait for the merger, strong hands will yield bounty

>>22176821
is there anything bad that could happen that you maga schizos wouldn't immediately blame on dem elites

somethings bad things just happen, end of story

>>22177449
Too bad silver and gold also took a shit today.

>>22177470
I burned all my cash my 10am ripppp

>>22177322
GOD I FUCKING DESPISE ZOOMERS
THEY GET WHAT THEY FUCKING DESERVE
FUCK ZOOMERS
FUCK ROBINHOOD

VIX still pumping

>>22177470
i have 2k in and 25k on the sidelines wondering the same thing..

oH ffs here COMES THE FED PPT

CAN THEY BE MORE FUCKING OBVIOUS

>>22177470
20% today in the obvious, wait for tomorrow for big dick moves

>>22176689

>>22177465
>covered cal apple two days ago
>cal is now worthless
>couldnt sel my apple at the high because muh 100 for covered calls
>and apple dropped 10$
>net loss: 700$

Thanks covered call shills i appreciate it

Last chance to buy NAK before you get another chance to buy NAK.

>>22177438
Put on the investor panties, socks and cage. Get ready to be dicked by FAGTMAANN crash

Will FED pump the dips with the BRRRR this month? Trump seem to have no other choice, either it pumps or he lost the elections.

>>22177470
Start DCA into energy stocks NOW

So I’m sitting on a bunch of cash for now cause everything’s to scary. How long will this last? When can I jump back in? Is this our time to get rich when the market goes back up?

Anyone got a link to a CNBC stream?

Allot PPT? Merci, no protection required, *click*

>Vanguard Total US Stock Market ETF now down 4% in one day

>>22177072
We've been parabolic for a wile now. That means that the growth becomes faster later in the game and the blow off period is much more drastic

>>22177488
>somethings bad things just happen, end of story

>>22176756
>Putting life savings into the market

This is why you diversify and keep 30% in savings

>>22177532
Sell your NAK and buy SQQQ so we can make some gains.

>>22177249

The Fed can do what it likes but external shocks are outside of it's ability to paper over shit. They've escalated their easing, sure, but if there is a significant enough of an event then they are just whistling dixie and all out of ammunition.

The market is factoring in unlimited QE, corporate bond buying and rates being set at zero for 5 years. What happens if there's another crisis in the next 6 months?

EoD pump is here. Finishing green.

>>22175241
Nigger i trade for a living as my job at a company I'm not gonna show you our screens and our results of the day.
With 30ish traders we made about 250k today

>>22177470
I have 10k that settles tomorrow. Buying AAPL, unless TQQQ tanks even more.

>>22176689
fuck, bought a bunch of shit yesterday. kill me

Why was the premarket up so much yesterday when it was the start of the rug pull? Theyre saying this is from fauci comments. Is that true?

I haven't seen a
>bears don't get to cum
poster today

>>22177554
You should absolutely spend at least SOME money today, how much depends how far you think this will go. Spend at least a third on tech with huge potential and huge pullback, like Nvidia.

>>22177572
By drastic I simply mean that the prices comes back down to earth much faster.

>STOP. THIS. RIGHT. NOW.

>>22177554
YOU BUY NOW!!

Don't stop buying. Even if it's as little as 3% of your cash. YOU BUY.

>>22177470
Bought Amazon and tqqq at 144. Tqqq as a trade. I'm hoping after market goes up and sell it

This is the natural state of the market.

No more lying green candles. No more lies.

>>22177591
You're going to have to pump nak to two buckers before the 18th and call these shares out of my portfolio broski.

>>22177396
seriously everytime this retard tweets something good about the market it immediately sells off, I wonder if this is a sign for insiders to do it, why the fuck does the SEC not care?

Tfw bought tqqq and Tesla on aug 31

>>22177633
this

What news did the market even dump on?
None?

gonna have a great day tomorrow lads

>>22177641
JPOW will save us by pointing the money printer at the bloomberg terminals at the NYSE

>>22177530
There is no loss. You still have all your AAPL shares + the profit from selling a call. People on /smg/ are so used to options, they don't realize that stocks don't expire.

>>22176767
granted
but the vaccine fail final phase testing putting us back to square one, and everyone is posting about ktov, diago, mvis and whatever all over again

>>22177212
This is what causes schizophrenic breakdowns.

KILL THE BEARS

I BOUGHT TQQQ AT 160 IM A TOTAL NOOB

SHOULD I SELL AND CUT MY LOSSES??

THIS IS MY LIFE SAVINGS BIZ PLEASE HLP ME I NEED IRON HANDS

>>22177601
I want Apple too but needs to drop more imo. Another 4 or 5 percent maybe

>>22177623

>>22177607
because bears have been bukakkeing the thread

>>22177565
https://planetnews.com/live/stock-update.html?mepr-unauth-page=40&redirect_to=%2Famerican%2Fcnbc-america.html

Markets go up for no fucking reason
>Talking Head X: This is expected, all stocks are undervalued, it's only up from here

Markets go down because they were going up for no reason
>Talking Head Y: We saw this coming, buy the dip, the market is "rotating".

>>22177343

Peter Schiff is a good Jew

>>22177297
>I'd understand if California shut down and caused this.
Have you not read all the crazy crap coming out of Calistan the last few days? Trump should just sell Cali to China. Let them eat cake. Commie cake.

>>22177269
This is just fanning the flames and clickbait for views. Pathetic. They won’t dare to criticize Calistan or any blue-state shithole.

>>22177324

Imagine not realizing that the big capitalists have always been in bed with the communists in the USA.

Soros funds their shit. Is Soros a flag waving Communist? Fuck no. He's a liberal capitalist.

bear posters are bunch of larpers, I am pretty sure I am the only person in history to make money with sqqq calls

how much will about $50 in gamestop be worth by christmas?

>>22176756
>HOLD ME BROS THIS IS MY LIFE SAVINGS

depends

did you put it all in tech?

If yes , you deserve it you fking poorfag loser

kys

i hope institutionals fuck all of ya tech bubble cock sucking morons before friday ends

HOLY FUCK THANK YOU POWELL COMING WITH THE OINTMENT FOR MY TENDER ANUS
NOW EVERYTHING WILL LITERALLY BE FINE

>>22177670
Yeah but im still down 700$ even with 300$ in gains from the sold call. Woopdee fucking do, i couldve sold apple for 135 and made more anyways. What a shit scam seling calls is

>>22177565
They aren't saying anything substantive other than "Look long-term, don't bother selling off. It's natural."

>>22177541
Absolutely not. Powell will not bow again and wants to hedge against a trump loss.

>>22177706
$20

stop... please stop....

With the power of anon's rarest secret floating meme line, I suddenly feel so much stronger! This terrible red zone isn't so powerful after all!

>>22177686
Just hold.

>>22177459
>No, the lesson is to cut losses.
They were calls I held over night.

>>22177706
55

>>22177706
about $500, briefly, then $40

Just like March. You should be buying. Bad news it's going to be long term

I BOUGHT TQQQ AT 160 IM A TOTAL NOOB

>Should I sell now?? Iron hands??

>>22177686

>>22177706

exactly three fiddy

>>22176689
FINAL FIFTEEN MINUTES
GET READY FOR THE MASSIVE DUMP

Onegai..

>>22177098
I hope this while thing swings public opinion back towards being accepting of the idea that for our country to prosper we have to openly and mercilessly exploit the 3rd world.

CNBC is fucking spouting "vaccine soon, why stonks not go up?" LMFAO

>>22177760
it come down but it go back up hold

>>22177706
$3

>>22177517
>Ma'am your market's been hit by a drunk trader
>There is no PPT

NOW THATS NOT FUNNY

>>22177571
Redistributed my 401K yesterday dumping all of Fidelity's stupid nigger large cap.

I SOLD MY 1000 SHARES OF AAPL, I CAN'T HOLD ANYMORE. I'M TAKING MY GAINS AND FUCK OUTTA HERE.

OH FUCK IM POOOMMPPPPPPIIIINNNNNNN

HOLY SHIT BROS DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE IS GOING AFTER GOOGLE

>>22177754
the last bear market lasted like two weeks, and the cycles have only been getting shorter and more violent

+5% day tomorrow followed by Trump tweet and then plunge

>>22177272
Walmart+ is coming for Bezos. Actually, both CEOs are probably colluding to avoid antitrust shit. Amazon handles weird niche shit like dildos and electronics kits while WMT handles consumer staples. Their timeframes eliminate competition in most cases. Prisoner's dilemma lose-lose averted.

>>22177769
you can derive the amateurity from the fractional buy

People say theres no catalyst, but rate these possibities:

>Russia proven to have tried to assassinate opposition leader
>US debt higher than GDP for first time since WW2
>Now’s the time to tank the market to make trump look bad and erase probably the main thing he’s been campaigning on
>China liquidating US debt

>>22177760
hodl and buy a few more to average down in this dip.

Tqqq big green dick candles. Will it cum soon and fall over red and impotent again???

>>22177760
HODL

>>22177686
leveraged ETFs go down just as extremely as they go up. Hope you learned your lesson. In the meantime just wait for it to recover. it's an unrealized loss, it's not realized unless you actually sell. why would you willingly realize your loss for no good reason?

>>22177743
>Just hold.

unironically the best advice but every retard here is going to sell at a loss i guarantee it. i'll be buying every 10% AMD drops idgaf, highly doubt it'll go that far but im ready.

>>22177760
SELL BEFORE YOU LOSE EVEN MORE TOMORROW

>>22177769
Bro i have 200 shares

this iss 90% of my money im an idiot

>>22177718
You dont get it, you aren't down ANYTHING. You still have all your shares. Youre assuming you would have sold at the top, but thats just hindsight. Stop thinking like a retard.

>>22177819
That third bullet point is a super Magaboomer meme.
That last point would cause a generation of pink wojacks.

>>22177733

Potential for a real bad reaction here, but it attacks hard.

>>22177819
>russia killed mossad operative
>debt doesnt matter or exist
>take your pills
>not in a million years

>>22177565
Does his shirt actually say "fag"?

>>22177819
>China liquidating US debt

It's probably the opposite. The US are most likely going to reneg on the China debt within this month.

>>22177686
S

>>22177873
it's an eagles shirt so yes

>>22177817
yeah Ive already seen how they hurt when it comes to stop limits.

>>22177805
ITS OVER TECHBROS
ITS LITERALLY OVER
AHAHAHAHA

>>22177813
im setting this as my wallpaper so i remember next time. that said i also believe he can't let the market tank or it would fuck his presidential run so just hodl

>>22177837
thing is you wont recover your loss with the same percentage gain again

>>22177339
Jumping off something tall is probably the best aside from the fear of falling. Find something tall enough to enjoy the experience, which should also then be tall enough to preclude survival.
If you want to go full Chad though just walk away from it all into the wilderness and allow yourself to die from exposure.

>>22177686
>I NEED IRON HANDS
yes you will, as those levered ETFs come with a guaranteed 50% drawdown eventually

>>22177819
>priced in because this is just a thing russia occasionally does, the one on british soil a year ago was a bigger deal
>priced in since march
>entirely possible
>bullish for stocks, bearish for the dollar
the real reason is the Tesla dump triggered an algorithm feeding frenzy across the market, today feels more 1987 than 2001

You did buy the dip today, right anon?

If you have insider info on the jobs report, now is the time to share

>>22177571
>bought $10k of it yesterday
whoops... that's ok, I'll buy $5k after close and bring my average cost down

>>22177594
See
>>22177669

J-Pow can buy every ETF unit ever created and backstop the entire market.

>>22177694
Soros has started to trash talk China. The complaints from him to the market do not inspire confidence. Blame part of this dump on his public statements about Xi.

>>22177240
It will be after the reverse split.

>>22177850
But i wouldve. And the call i sold a week before entirely offset any gains because it went up 400%.

Selling calls is a scam

>>22177694
Soros is definitely a commie. A lot of commies pretend to be into business. Chances are a lot of Soros' money comes from shared slush funds with dictators and crime syndicates, because he doesn't invest that big a % into equities of companies that actually produce wealth.

>>22177695

Teach me to options trade


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>22177342

He's not wrong. Something always breaks at the end of a cycle. In the past, it was the Fed purposefully popping the economic bubble at their discretion by raising interest rates due to inflation pressures.

Housing was just the first highly leveraged industry to pop as a result.

They seem to have lost that confidence since 2008, partly because there is fuck all inflation pressures anymore due to outsourcing jobs and cheap imports, and probably because they see the stability of the country tied directly to the market.

>>22177844
Well I guess you can't win em all =']

i found a hack guys, your account cant go down if you keep putting more cash in it

>>22177675
Odds are they pass, but the odds aren't super high. 2/5 phase 3 trials, fail. However since a lot of these vaccines were basically pushed through phase 1 & 2 fast, the likelyhood of them failing phase 3 trials increases.

But yeah if they fail, markets are going to tank big time.

If this keeps up I may just defer buying a VR headset till next month and just buy cheapies instead.

>that volume on nasdaq
uhu

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/03/us/politics/google-antitrust-justice-department.html?referringSource=articleShare
>https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/03/us/politics/google-antitrust-justice-department.html?referringSource=articleShare
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/03/us/politics/google-antitrust-justice-department.html?referringSource=articleShare
>https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/03/us/politics/google-antitrust-justice-department.html?referringSource=articleShare
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/03/us/politics/google-antitrust-justice-department.html?referringSource=articleShare
>https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/03/us/politics/google-antitrust-justice-department.html?referringSource=articleShare
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/03/us/politics/google-antitrust-justice-department.html?referringSource=articleShare
>https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/03/us/politics/google-antitrust-justice-department.html?referringSource=articleShare
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/03/us/politics/google-antitrust-justice-department.html?referringSource=articleShare
>https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/03/us/politics/google-antitrust-justice-department.html?referringSource=articleShare


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>>22177837
>>22177839
>>22177831
>>22177826
>>22177760
>>22177837
>>22177906
thank you anons

I am going to hold and pray with iron hands

fml i wanted to have fun this weekend not thinking about this shit!

>>22177686
When I was new back in june, people told me to hodl REIT's. I Lost a ton and am only now in the green.
Tech is different, but if you feel like you are unsure, I would say pull it out and put it in a lower risk holding unitll you are more confident.

I like to think that one day I'll see a 10% pop in the final 10 minutes of the market.

>>22177982
>>22177982
>>22177982
>>22177982

>>22177892
>reverting to the value it was 4 days ago
>crash

>>22177530
You can buy to close the option at any time you know

What does this tell you?

>>22177956
bullish

>>22177892
imagine mr miga thinks he actually controls the market. today was the jew flex to remind him.

>>22177873
>>22177565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaKnDMv6ceg

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>>22177956
Breaking up Google and Amazon would create dozens of small, undervalued tech unicorns, it would be like smashing a pinata of free money for the market

>>22177949
Get some cheapies and then in 2 months get 2 VR headsets.

>>22177969
>Pray
God doesn't give a fuck about your brokerage account heathen

>>22177980
Anon REITS are incredibly long term holds and generally outperform the indexes. You are going to be in for some disturbing news when tech falls just as fast.

>>22177919
Wrong, you are just retarded. You literally don't understand that you won and you think that you lost. That guy who bought your call? He lost 100%. You literally lost nothing. You are making up a fantasy in your head and then crying. Youre a fucking retard.

>>22177815
If your theory is correct, Amazon would HAVE TO split the shares to bring it more in line with Walmart levels too. Fuck it, I'm holding.

Invesco up, inverse sp up
NO RED CLOSURES FOR ME

What are these Justice Department niggers doing filing antitrust charges against Google instead of gathering for a 2nd stimulus bill? Fucking nigger fucking faggots. Kill them all.

>>22177899
he should sell once it gets back to the original principlee amount he invested, and then put that money into something that's not retarded -- at the very least, an index fund that's NOT leveraged which does nothing but sucker money out of greedy retards like most people on this board

>>22178046
Yeah i feel really good about selling that contract to dude for 2 dollars and it going up to 8 dollars, really BTFO that degenerate gambler right

>>22177269
>Aug 23, 2019

>IVR bags are only 2% down today
>bulls are losing 20%

haha looks like i win in the end

>>22177890
Big words from someone who hasn’t made it out of the divisional round since NINETEEN FRICKIN NINETY FIVE!

>>22178098
You can do whatever you want. You're just retarded and think you are not. You are literally learning to be stupider.

>>22177969
Dumb nigger lol you will lose everything

“THIS IS THE GOLDEN AGE TO BUY TECH, DO NOT EXIT” CNBC

>>22177923

>Soros is definitely a commie.

Soros coordinates color revolutions with the CIA, including Hong Kong, which is explictly anti-Communist and anti-CCP.

He's not a Communist. People like that can only thrive in countries with liberalism as the ruling ideal.

Countries with a strong party/leader make them paranoid as fuck because they can't manipulate the population into doing their bidding.

The Chinese Communists are well aware who runs the USA.

>>22178062
Justice Department doesn't handle passing stimulus bills.

>>22177892
Thank you based (((money changers in charge of the (((financial system))))))

>>22177339
Starvation, the only one that truly shows your dedication

>>22177402
American Big Oil. They constructed the Dakota Access Pipeline. The Pipeline has been completed but is currently not running and being fought over in the courts because of some native land dispute stuff.

The CEO of ET, big 'There Will be Blood' tier Billionaire Oil Tycoon is naturally a big Trump guy and has his support in return. Court battle is dubious atm but if Trump wins reelection I think ET wins the court battle and that sweet money will start flowing again.

No finished pipeline has ever been shut down like this, so a ruling against ET would truly be unprecedented. If Biden wins, then they're fucked.

However, ET is pretty diversified so if DAPL fails they'd lose another 10-15% probably but still remain solvent as a business. ET wins the court battle and they jump back up in the teens I think.

Also, the coming economic/monetary crisis is going to make oil a lot more expensive me thinks. All big oil is on sale atm.

3 day weekend coming up.

Likely a crab day tomorrow, no?

HOLY SHIT THIS EOD PUMP IS EPIC. BASED POWELL.

>>22177281
And?

>>22178273
Circuit breaker day

>>22177819
Priced in, don't you remember?

>>22178312
Kek

Go GME, go!

>>22177909

>>22178212
>CIA
>anti-communist
CIA and NSA are known to have a huge epidemic of leftist ideology among their employee culture. Even if they're not outright commies, many of these people definitely are the types who would donate a portion of their paychecks to BLM and other nefarious causes.

Picture related -- an actual NSA employee (this is not a joke or "being ironic"). I doubt this person is a God-fearing lover of American values, and guess what, he and his other commie coworkers have unlimited surveillance powers over all of us.

>>22178259
Thx gonna look into it. How consistent you think their dividend will be? Asking as it only goes 2 years which is why im primarily interested.

>>22178304
unironically this. I'm at the point of actually being worried. When the president signs an executive order banning evictions that does not exactly inspire confidence that everytihng is going to be ok. Quite the opposite.

>>22178015
>it would be like smashing a pinata of free money for the market
If by free money you mean by shorting any other mega corp then yea...

>>22178443
Stay the fuck away from oil.

I’m not selling my TESLA shares for shit, diamond fucking hands till this shit breaks even in the next 100 years.

>>22178425
Capitalism and communism are pushed by the same kikes. The sense of conflict is just a staged show.

I JUST WOKE UP WHATS GOING ON AHHHH

>>22176999
I thought sell signal was Trump bragging about market