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I have come to the conclusion that a relationship is a huge strain on personal finance. This is not a fucking blog, i have a point.
> be me 28
> sexually active since 16
> had two long term relationships, in the last of them still the last eight years
> both gfs gained ridiculous amounts of weight
> both were constantly broke
> current gf doesnt even have a job, let alone a savings account
> both gfs throw money at literally anything they see that is popular
> neither have had their own opinions about fashion, music, art
> like 80% of biz neither of them knew what supply and demand meant
> both have great asses
> both suck good dick
> needless to say im dumping her soon

My hypothesis is this gentlemen; it is more financially reasonable to have a boyfriend than it is to have a girlfriend. As a bonus, men can both suck dick and get fucked in the ass.

How do i take the gaypill, i dont want another female to slow my financial progress.
> pic related

>> No.22173457

>>>/b/ you faggot

>> No.22173530

>>22173393
Nice blog faggot.wrong board

>> No.22173586
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>>22173457
>>22173530
Stfu nigger its directly businessrelated, as women are a huge waste of money

>> No.22173641

making money and contributing to the economy without being fucked is a male mindset. women don't care about that shit

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Mods are gonna ban me for this arent they

>> No.22173668
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>>22173393
The ultimate pill is the lonely pill, the only problem is that you disappoint your parents by becoming a genetic dead end.
I wish I could make my own kids myself like pic related.

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>>22173641
Exactly. Therefore boyfriend > girlfriend. Yet some men want to fuck other men instead of moneydraining females. How do i become one of them

>> No.22173812

>>22173659
yes

just download grindr and go for it. tell your ex gfs they made you gay

>> No.22173843
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>>22173668
Thats were you are wrong kiddo. Everyone needs someone to fuck and cuddle. Once youve done it, it feels almost as good as making money. Which brings me to my conclusion. I have to become gay, so i can do both optimally

>> No.22173873

>>22173393
The whole point of women is that they are horrible pains in the ass that you have to deal with to fuck. It’s like they’re precursors to having your own children.

The other option is to be a mentally ill fag who fucks poop.

>> No.22173880

>>22173393
ppl that dump ppl are so evil indecisive retards dont string someone along for 6 years and waste their entire youth then dump them

>> No.22173881

>>22173393
Man you just took crappy girls. Take a fit girl with a job.

>> No.22173897

>>22173812
I cant even get hard trying to think of a man. Im just supposed to show up with a flaccid dick and fake it till i make it?

>> No.22173990

>>22173758
just join /lgbt
or except that women cost imaginary dollar points

>> No.22174034
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wtf is this gay ass faggot ass kike psyop demoralization thread?

they wanna say oh you have depression, oh you have schizophrenia, oh you're tired all the time? you're mentally ill, goy!

but hey hey hey if you're a guy and you want to suck cocks and chop your own dick off then you're fine! you're totally justified and not mentally ill for literally doing the 100% opposite of what should happen.

fuck this gay earth and all you mentally ill cock knockers.

>> No.22174043

>>22173393
Jerk off and get a hobby. I doubt getting fucked in your butt by another dude is going to solve your problems.

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>>22173880
Wow look whos projecting. The relationship was good for both sides nigger, nobody wasted anybodys time. You are getting off topic, i said that they both have been a huge strain financially.

>>22173881
Theres a literal fitness competition female at my job who is agressively flirting with me, but she has a kid. And a bicep than me. Go or no? Asked her about stocks, and her reply was "like wall street and apple?" So no.

>>22173873
Honestly, id rather be mentally ill and fuck poop than deal with another woman who drains me financially. Imagine a partner that brings as much to the table as you, goes turboautist on crypto/stonks/metals etc. Its the dream anon, but all of them have penises

>> No.22174162

>>22173897
You can't just turn gay, it's something you are born to.
If you are not sexually attracted to men there's no point in trying to have sex with them.

Since this is an increasing problem today;
I do have a solution for you though;
Get a male best friend, the relationship with a male best friend is the best thing in the world and has no comparison.
For your sexual needs you instead take it out on hookers, tindr, one night stands, etc.
This means your strongest relationship and bond will be with a man without needing to have sex with him.
You can live with him, do everything together, even fuck women together if you want.
It's okay to love a male best friend emotionally.
Bro's for life.

>> No.22174165

>>22173393
Find a trad wife or a career wife/ gf. The trad wife is a bad financial investment but at least she'll make you happy.

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>>22173393
> be me 28
> sexually active since 16
> had two long term relationships, in the last of them still the last eight years
> both gfs gained ridiculous amounts of weight
> both were constantly broke
> current gf doesnt even have a job, let alone a savings account
> both gfs throw money at literally anything they see that is popular
> neither have had their own opinions about fashion, music, art
> like 80% of biz neither of them knew what supply and demand meant
> both have great asses
> both suck good dick
> needless to say im dumping her soon

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>>22173990
No i fucking hate trans, lgbt and that shit.

>>22174034
Take your pill schizonigger, i said i want to be turned on by men, not to mutilate my dick

>>22174043
Have tons of hobbies. Fucking is better than fapping incel. Plus cuddle is underrated

>> No.22174225

Been married almost 20 years not sure what to say except don't get involved with women that are too retarded to control their own spending?

Surely that's easier than acclimating yourself to gay sex?

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>>22173393
yes. Men are better than women full stop. Also, if you would fuck pic related than your a faggot.

>> No.22174261

>>22173659
Probably not.
If you want to be safe then just throw in a few more financial meme phrases in your off topic thread like "return on investment", "break even", "diversification", "correlation" etc.
I make tons of completely off topic shitposts but almost never banned.

>> No.22174289

>>22174225
maybe OPs already come to the conclusion that he's gay and now he's just trying to rationalize it to himself?

>> No.22174304

>>22174262
***would'nt

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>>22174162
Unironically based. Do have a male bestbro. Best year of my life was the one we lived together and discovered crypto and dark souls. Best advice so far.

>>22174165
Wtf is a trad

>>22174205
Have sex incel

>> No.22174333

>>22174126
you wasted her time completely she could have been out using her youth years attracting a chad that would fuck her properly and marry her and not whine about having to pay bills who would stay with her until shes old instead shes gonna be 30 used up with nothing bitter feminist voting for mass immigration so ur daughter can get raped by muhamad

>> No.22174376

Look onto babecock. Has a little of what you want.

>> No.22174388

>>22173843
> Once youve done it, it feels almost as good as making money.
> sexually active since 16
well that's a problem not many of us have around here... you can't miss what you don't know

>> No.22174411

>>22173393
Why do you need a relationship at all? Evolve like the rest of us, embrace the loneliness, just fuck whores and throw them in the trash.

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>>22174225
Decent, but vage advice boomer. Usually takes about a year into the relationship to find out how financially able a woman is. And by then its more often than not, to late.

>>22174261
Based. 1keoy, NEVER SELLING, buy xrp sirs

>>22174262
Thats the problem you fucking cavedwelling doubledigit iq nigger. I WANT to want to fuck pic related. But i dont. Yet.

>>22174289
I wish. Unironically

>> No.22174501

>>22174323
trad = traditional i.e. a gf/ wife who isn't a feminist whore and will take care of your home, cook dinner every take, take care of your children etc. A trad wife will still drain your wallet but at least you get a good return on your investment.
If you don't want children then just find some 30 yo career-focused roastie who makes the same/ more money than you.

In other words, find a gf/ wife who will provide some kind of value for you.

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>>22174333
> she could have been out using her youth years attracting a chad that would fuck her properly
But thats exactly what she did anon.

>>22174376
Thats sounds tranny and niggardly

>>22174388
Feels. My best advice is get female friends. That way you can study them, and learn what charms them, what they dont like, and come to the conclusion that all women are retarded

>>22174411
I dont need. I want. If youd ever had one you would understand

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>>22174126
do femboys
> literally girls with dicks and money

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>>22174501
This only sounds slighty worse than a woman with a mans brain. How the fuck do i find a tradwife in this clownworld tho?

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>>22174721
No. They just seem like the worst of both worlds -> female brains, male bodies.

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the fact that you didn't think of just dating wealthier women so you don't have to worry about "wasting money" sounds like you're just looking for an excuse to put your peepee where the poopoo goes

>> No.22174865

>>22174830
you are wrong
the brain is not female
and the body is not male

>> No.22174868

>>22174687
Can you just get a doll or something, you sound like a babyman

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>>22174832
My ex made about 20% more than me. Yet i saved money, whilst she got broke one week before pay. EVERY. SINGLE. MONTH.

>> No.22174924

>>22174687
cringe ur not a chad if u need ur bitch to be financially solvent u wasted someones life pathetic oh well shes better off without a manlet retard that thinks hes top shit

>> No.22174983

>>22173393
>How do i take the gaypill
Just browse reddit, it worked for me

>> No.22174984

>>22174865
Then you go ahead and fuck a mentally retarded boy. I still think being attracted to MEN, is a better financial decision than females. And i dont even hate females

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Imagine not being a faggot

>> No.22175026

>>22174984
well
you need to BE attractive to men too
you have a hole in your plan
what if no man wants to fuck you

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>>22174983
Really now? I fucking hate that place more than /pol, but if youre not larping im gonna give it a shot

>> No.22175076

You'd have to cultivate an appreciation for masculinity. Try to understand how a female views an attractive man. It's not just about looks and physique as a man views a woman, its about power and strength. Learn what's attractive about men from the feminine perspective, but don't necessarily adopt it because that's tranny road. Instead try to bring out the attractive masculine qualities in yourself and resonate with other men in that regard. Masculine energy is yang energy, feminine energy is yin energy.

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>>22174891
lol i don't know what to tell you, consider not being a fucking poorfag

>> No.22175104

just decide to be gay now. every man has a prostate ...

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>>22175026
Im attractive to women, i just kinda assumed that was enough? Milfs at work hit regularly on me. Fucking hell, what is attractive to gay men?

>> No.22175113

>>22174891
You should have demanded that she pays for 50% of everything. Don't be a simp. My ex gf was poor but I still made her pay 50% of rent and 50% of groceries. Why should I phave paid more than 50%? She enjoyed being in a relationship with me at least as much as I enjoyed being in a relationship with her. And she didn't clean or cook more than I did.

The only situation where it's not cucked to pay more than 50% is if your gf/ wife is a stay-at-home mom (and it's your child).

>> No.22175189

>>22175076
> says be a man
> to a man

>>22175081
Im not made it tier, but 1/3 of the way there. Fuck off Ranjeet.

>>22175104
How. Just starting shoving stuff up my ass?

>> No.22175191

>>22175106
our tastes align with women's preferences. a lot of us just like regular decent looking masculine guys. tastes range from femboys all the way to bears, depends who you ask.

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>>22175113
Finally another man! Wanna get gay and rich together? Im 1/3 there, so we can have a race as to who makes it first

>> No.22175263

>>22175189
did you never try to put a finger in your ass?

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>>22175191
K, then im good. Thanks gayanon. You think its possible for a straight man to fuck a gay man? Like proper smashing, not
> one sec i gotta get hard
Like when you are with someone sub 6/10

>> No.22175387

>>22175263
Both gfs tried this. Their tongues felt better tho

>> No.22175396
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>>22175262
I'm 2/3 there desu
let's fuck and make it 3/3
no homo

>> No.22175405

>>22173393
Meth will make you gay. Or anything like that ... Adderrall

>> No.22175474

>>22175387
so there was something in your ass and it felt good. expand on this. just try a dildo

>> No.22175480

>>22175348
pretty sure if you're straight you wouldn't be able to perform. maybe you're 80% straight though and would be able to do it. worth a shot?

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>>22175396
Im a strong independent man, but you just sounded needy of my inferior stack. Why is that? Lets fuck, each make 3/3 and get mad homo

>>22175405
Only do xanax kek

>>22175474
You got me there anon. But tounges were on the asshole, not in it. But its a start i guess

>>22175480
I couldnt even get hard to gay porn anon
> pic related

>> No.22175702

I hate to break it to you but all that stuff you listed about your exes happens with gay men too. You think dudes don’t get fat and lose their jobs just because they like to suck dick in their spare time?

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Also, take a minute to appreciate that a thread with the topic
> i want to be homo
With two gay guys in pic became a more popular thread than 90% of the threads on /biz. Im onto something here anons

>> No.22175823

>>22175702
Men arent like that. Maybe guys, maybe boys, but not men. Get your shit together

>> No.22175848

>>22175774
The absolute state of biz

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>>22175848
Its cause of all the scamshilling, defi shit, and india you know? We need flags. But i still want to be homo

>> No.22175941

>>22175823
My shit is together faggot, you missed my point completely. You think men that emulate feminine behavior are just going to magically be immune to acting like a consumerist woman. I think you should focus more so on just finding a woman whose goals align with yours. To flip what you said back on you, maybe you were dating girls and not women.

>> No.22175958

>>22175688
do you think gay men have a different anatomy that makes them enjoy anal?

>> No.22175963

>>22175933
This is still better than half of the bullshit on here anyways. What happened to the biz who were a bunch of poor fags digging for breadcrumbs? Now it’s just pajeet shilling food coins.

>> No.22175969
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go be a faggot elsewhere

>> No.22176055

>>22175774
>>22175848
It's the state of women in today's society causing this.
The vast majority are absolute trash, and finding those rare exceptions is like looking for a needle in a haystack the size of a planet.
Don't forget platonic/emotional love with a man is okay while using any woman for sex.
You can do everything you can with a wife with a male best friends, except the sex.

>> No.22176086

>>22173393
maybe get a trannie and get best of both worlds?

>> No.22176120

>>22173393
if are suave enough or enough of a loser, gfs will buy you shit instead.

>> No.22176168

>>22173393
>the limited amount of women I have been intimate with were low tier
>I think it’s time I become a homosexual
Anon...

>> No.22176175

>>22176055
When has it ever been different? Most people in general are low IQ and normie.

>> No.22176254

>>22175106
that is enough. if you get hit on by women, you also get hit on by men

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>>22175941
Damn son, good ending. But lemme flippit again. I dont want to be attracted to feminine men. I want to be attracted to men.

>>22175958
No, but sexual pleasure is more than physical. Which is why sexdolls will never be huge

>>22175963
Exactly my point. Im just ranting about how i want to be a homo, and its a top tier thread. Back in the day, TA fags were bullied by MEN who did fundamental analysis. Almost everyone kekd at crypto. Good memes back in the day too.

>>22175969
That was my goal sherlock

>>22176086
Trannies are disgusting

>> No.22176374

>>22176175
Women have more freedom now, freedom to do stupid things while still clinging on to old trends of taking mens money.
They use this freedom to pimp them selves out as best they can, perform a mating ritual dance to attract a as rich man as possible and then force babies on that man, along with hysteria, crazy mood swings, hormones and depression, while trying to force the man to change.
They are incapable of breaking free from the whole mating baby ritual, just like they can't escape their genetically unstable hormones.

This is the first time in society where men no longer make all the decisions, and women no longer have to respect men, and look where that's going...

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>> No.22176423

NEVER WASTE MONEY ON WOMAN

NEVER

>> No.22176446

>>22176311
Well good luck with that man, this whole concept just seems incredibly naive, like you think gay relationships don’t fall into the same problems if not worse ones.

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>> No.22176457

>>22173393
Me too. I hate women but a man's body is fucking repulsive. Fucking disgusting. So i am stuck with women.

>> No.22176473

>>22176457
Pretty much

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>> No.22176502

>>22176311
ok here is your to do list.
google for a female hooker in your region. find one who does strap ons. book her. enjoy

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>>22176055
I might just do this based anon. Already love him, but have no desire to fuck him whatsoever. Id take a bullet for the fucker.

>>22176120
Whoever taught you english ripped you off Abdul. Fuck off and shit in a street.

>>22176168
Fucked five women. One for six years, one for two years, one for a year, and the other two just a couple of times at highschool. How many years should i waste if i can just find me a man as driven as myself?

>>22176175
Ex gf had 110iq. Current gf i think has unironically sub 90. She absolutely refuses to take the test. Shes dumb as fuck. But goddamn was she hot before she got fat. So yeah, that ones kinda on me.

>>22176254
Praise kek, thanks mate

>> No.22176565

All the anons that think enjoying having your prostate stimulated makes you gay are clearly retarded.
It's called pegging, and women can do that for you too.
It doesn't make you sexually attracted to men.

>> No.22176566

>>22173393
Just have minimal self control you literal child. If you're tired of wasting money on hoes don't do it. Sex is not a necessity. And if you can't have that much self-control just have casual sex occasionally, it costs about 2 drinks.

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>> No.22176778

>>22173393
Enjoy eating shit faggot. Go back to /b/. Get a tomboy if you want to pretend to be gay. Maybe she can cut her hair short.

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>>22176374
I cant decide if you are incel or dangerously based. But you have some good points. Some women are intelligent tho, but in 98% of the cases ive seen, they are either ugly as shit or mentally ill, or already taken/got kid.

>>22176384
>>22176413
Kek you are trying to get my post off the board nigger. Gtfo

>>22176446
Maybe i am naive at that point. Thing is, none of my bros are irrational, useless with money, fat or lazy

>>22176457
Its a clown world my friend.

>>22176502
How the fuck would that help

>> No.22176836

>>22173393
there are women out there who know how to manage money, moron. Instead of becoming a degenerate faggot, find a hot girl working in finance.

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>> No.22176868

>>22173393
fuck off

>> No.22176884

>>22176811
you would learn to enjoy anal. she probably fucked a lot of guys already and is good in what she is doing

>> No.22176886

>>22176836
And get her fat and needy yeah. Solid plan cumstain

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>> No.22176947

Be like me OP and get with a recent divorce or mom. No commitment and they're financially stable. Plus, chances are they already gained their weight.

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Welp, scats to fucking gross. Im out. Thanks all, and remember that this is biz now. Especially thanks to gayanon and the based ones

>> No.22176993

>>22173393
As a married man I unironically wish I didn't love pussy so much. I wish I was a fag. Dealing with women is insufferable.