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pain

I will buy GM calls at open. Hopefully this will offset SLV losses

lmao i fucked up the embeds edition

dear fucking god you newfags are unable to paste a general

>>22162974
Fuck the embed I just want to laugh at TSLA bagholders

>>22162923
today the stock market will know pain...

>>22162870
AMD is safe from the dip right? right?

>>22163045
I got out at 92.15

>>22163006
The better be a real crash and not a fucking crab day.

>>22163006
My entire portfolio is cash except for 100 HTZ.

/smg/ being unable to coherently string threads together is bearish

>>22163080
i got out at 58 and i regretted it because it mooned afterwards. anyway i am holding this as a boomer stock until Intel comes with an answer, when that happens, i will dip AMD completely.

Burrito Bull

>>22163045
>>22163080
>>22163045
Now starting to feel pretty good about selling covered calls on AMD and Apple, lol.

It's fucking ogre bros. The nasdaq is dumping fuck we got too cocky

FIXED

>>22163168

>>22162870

You Teslafags really thought we Oilchads gonna let you go away with this?

Pathetic

Crazy how Tesla and Apple are purging the normies off stock trading.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22163176
That's a really fun game.
RIP Flash 2020 though

fucking christ the dollar is melting

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM MAKE RED LINE STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Comfy

It was obvious that the tech stocks were overpriced. Gonna buy some reasonable priced stocks on Friday or next week.

>Red line
>Buy red line
>Red line keeps red lining
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Don't panic sell you fucks.

>>22162870
Is it time to sell gme or hope a short squeeze takes me to the moon?

>>22164709
P A N I C

>>22164709
Why panic sell when it will expire worthless tomorrow a

>easy 12% from JPM
based big gay banks, also shoutout to anons who bought the INTC dip. This was a good way to end my week and start my 4 day weekend. max fucking comf

how you guys holding up

Man, AMD is tanking. AMD was the one holding me up

>>22164542
Buy today or wait? I sold everything yesterday at close lmao

You guys are buying up cheapies, right?

FUCK MY CLEAN ENERGY ETF IS RED

>>22165198
Should've swung AMD moon fuel into the INTC rocket.

IT'S OVER
THE NASDAQ IS FINISHED
TECH WILL NEVER GO UP AGAIN

>>22165197
Down almost 7 fucking percent for the day which is $350. Fuck this clown market bullshit, I can't stand it.

Why the ABSOLUTE FUCK is NAIL down so hard?

Why the FUCK is shit tanking AT RANDOM I FUCKING HATE IT

ononono akebia bros we go too cocky

WHY THE FUCK IS BOOMER JUICE GOING UP??? YOU GUYS SAID OIL WAS NGMI

>>22165384
>at random
no sir

AMC rallying get in while it's still ref

COVID hit stocks are rising (cruises up 10%+, airlines up random percents). Buying leaps whenever there's a big dip is easy money now. Most stocks will recover to at least 75% of their values in Feb.

>>22165427
Completely meaningless. Glad people get lucky sometimes reading meme lines but when the market just randomly dives off a cliff like this, throughout ALL sectors, and even UVXY is tanking, and there's NO FUCKING NEWS to encourage this level of fear in the markets, its random clown world garbage

CNBC has been doing NOTHING but shilling vaccine news this morning

They are so fucking desperate HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>22165496
my meme lines have correctly predicted the last two sell-offs as well as the rebounds
seethe harder

this time i started trusting them a bit more
next time i won't hedge with the spread

get them while they are cheap. JPow is going to poooomp it

>>22165496
Haha is this baby’s first red day?? Better sell!!!!!!

>tfw you stop buying puts on bloated piece of shit boomer companies and the S&P and just pay retarded premiums for calls on already ridiculously overvalued Ponzi SJW tech platforms

I finally took the blue pill bros.

aapl under 126.50

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

>>22162870
Guys you told me to go all in TQQQ fuck you all!

>AMD
>down $200
>TESLA
>down $100
FINANCIALLY RUINED

>>22165670
Don't worry, AMD still dumping to the ground. Glad I sold my calls yesterday, even if it wasn't at the top of yesterday.

>>22165197
Sqqq is saving my ass right now.

>>22165670
>was expecting MM's to take out the stop losses at LoD and then take price back up
>it didn't go back up

oh my shit... wish i held on to my short position, damn never expected this.

Fuck bulls. Pay me.

I PUSH MY TENDIES INTO MY EYES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>22165670
AMD, TSM, AAPL - I AM FINANCIALLY RUINEEEEEEED

Last night I wanted to sell a lot of my positions. Woke up to the red. Glad I held, I can just sell tomorrow when we're back in the green.
Bought more RKT dip.

Crash already!

>>22165427
Kek retard

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

GME marine reporting in

>>22165799
ok

EVERYTHING I BOUGHT IS DOWN

So is NASDAQ going to bottom or are we riding this all the way down? Should I sell my TQQQ?

>>22165496
The meme lines are the reason people are selling. They are self fulfilling.

>>22165839
Imagine being so poor you unironically think 8k is worth bragging about yikes

*honk honk*

700% on my SPY puts so far.
So much more to come.

>>22165855
Monthly candle is legit on the moon sell

STOP FUCKING SELLING YOU PRICKS FUCKING STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>22165874
how's your le epic GME short squeeze coming along

>>22165839
Also if you werent retarded you wouldve sold it for a profit and rebought but you bagheld a red option to green, i guess thats impressive?

HANDS WEAK
BAGS ARE HEAVY
THERE'S RED ON HIS PORTFOLIO ALREADY
ELON'S SPAGHETTI

AND HE KEEPS ON FORGETTING
THE WHOLE ECONOMY
HE KEEPS ON FORGETTING
ELON'S SPAGHETTI

HE OPENS HIS LIMIT ORDER BUT THE STOCKS WON'T COME OUT
HE'S GAPPING DOWN NOW

AAAAAAAAAA TECH IS OVER
WE GOT COCKY BROS
WE DIDN'T LISTEN

>bought some JPM, DIS, CVX, VZ, MCD,ect last week
>closed TSLA position and sold AAPL and AMD covered calls on Tue
did some things right at least. still down almost 5k today though,lol

>>22165896
-50% yesterday 100% today
>IM THE ORACLE OF THE MARKET

>>22165749
>He's bearish
>Pump it

>>22165548
Wat indicator is that?

Is it time to buy calls again? Have we hit the bottom?

Guys why is this dip taking so long? We'll be positive by the end of the day right?

>>22165884
Okay now my entire fun portfolio is just Gamestop, a back burner biopenny, and cash

What buy?

>>22165899
show yours

>>22165874
>imagine
>unironically
>yikes

YESTERDAY WAS THE TOP
STONKS ONLY GO DOWN
1000 YEARS OF DEPRESSION BEGINS TODAY

>he bought TSLA at the top

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>22165931
FNGD and time off until November

>>22165927
just straight up watching the nasdaq on daily candles to see when it hits top/bottom of the channel
i've been posting these lines for month and all i've done to update is make them longer
it gets shit on here every single time i post them
and they work every single fucking time

>>22165960
RIP. Can't relate.

>>22165496
>NEWS
I've got bad news for you kid, you're not going to make it.

>waiting for AMD to go below $80 to reinforce position

>>22165599
>>22165172
What, so you two retards believe that women are either obese or manly-looking?

Guys who are attracted to muscly women are closet fags.

Ahem...

CRAWLING IN MAH SKIN

>>22165548
post meme lines or gtfo

>>22165884
Oil

Shines

>>22165968
shorts using ETF zombies to clear
just like i said they would

>>22165968
A red candle just flew over my house!

>wake up
>check stocks
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

DID IT STOP? CAN I HAVE MY MONEY BACK NOW!?

>>22166003
see
>>22165983

i've been posting them for months

>>22165855
This is one of the cringiest gifs that I see here regularly.

TURKEY JUST BOMBED ATHENS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DXY RISING ITS OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

reminder that racism is not allowed outside of /b/
also pump SPY buy the dip

Clsk to $7 this week as predicted lmao Oooooooo

>>22165917
>Meanwhile, I've been accumulating boomer juice (oil) in my portfolio with an average dividend yield of over 9%
*Sip* yep.

>>22166022
A red day. We have those some times. Stop being a little bitch.

>>22166013
>buying makes price go down
10 iq comment

AAAAAAHHHHH AHAHAHHAHHAH AAAHAHHA MOOOOOMMMMYYYY PLEEEEEEAAAASEEEEE MAKE IT STOOOOOP MOOOOMMMMYYYYY

NOT MY HECKIN STOCKERINOSS NOOOOOOO

>Holiday for the working people
>Hey, let's fuck the working people

I bought more AMD fuck the boomers

>>22166078
they aren't short sale restricted so they can just place low orders and wait for the ETF zombies to sell to them

>DOW only down 0.74%
Why are you all in a panic?

>>22166065
Furry isn't either.

It's fucking over. Tomorrow will be known as the labor day weekend massacre. Sell right fucking now

Why does tech keep dropping

>>22165983
When meme lines work: see you guys are fucking stupid
When meme lines don't work: Refit them to the new chart and pretend you never made a prediction

>>22165899
>if you werent retarded
His strategy as executed did make a profit. You're unironically ngmi if you think that's retarded.

>>22166039
All anime is cringe as fuck except Bebop

>>22166069
I admit: I am, indeed, seething.

REVENGE OF THE BOOMERS

>>22166065
reminder that niggers have worn out their welcome and the "whitelash" brewing in america will make the holocaust look like peace and reconciliation

maybe I should buy SWBI

Whew, my SPXS position is finally going up. It was nerve-wrecking watching it go down every day.

>>22166065
Eat shit tranny.

Bought a apple call today. Make fun of me for wasting 150$

SELL! SELL! SELL!

Shitty pull back. I want a real circuit breaker.

>>22166074
Don't be a fucking dickhead. These dips have been showing up essentially out of nowhere and on literally no news, in the middle of a recovery. This isn't just a "red day", this is enough to wipe out a person's entire portfolio

>>22163386
Idiots and their money are parted yet again, back to consooming for them because the "market is rgigged, fuck this".

>sold a put for the first time
>need to wait for someone to buy it
fuck Im missing gains. wish I could short sell.

i know we have the same red day end of the world panic every week but im still worried bros someone tell me its gonna be okay

>DPHC up
>Horsies down

C L O W N W O R L D

>>22166129
the only adjustment i've made is to make them longer

>>22166123
because it went up too far now it must go down

remember those "LINE GO UP MAYBE GO DOWN NOW" grug posters

they were right

>>22166131
Mostly but I have good memories of Death Note and ID Invaded.

>>22166115
Retarded techies who don't understand there stocks other than TSLA and AMD.

>>22166063
>0.07%
Nothingburger.

TQQQ WENT UP A BIT. IS IT OVER?

>>22166156
Only if you sell. If you hold your positions they'll return.

JEROME HELP

>>22166115
>caring about the DOW

>>22166156
How leveraged are you? You should exit positions from time to time. You can always buy back in.

>VIX over 25
It comes.

Never recovered from corona at all, down 33% total. I finally recovered about 7% and things were looking up. I know I'm terrible at stocks and yet I just don't give a shit. I just like making other people rich.

Bout SOXL yesterday and made some decent money, forgot to use one of my day trades and erased every gain I made in two weeks. And yet don't care.

And yet fucking crypto has been more reliable than this market. How?

I think the free fall is finally over.

>>22166173
Wait, what? Why would you buy DPHC over WKHS? You're buying basically the same equity stake in the same company, but with DPHC you're not getting any WKHS equity

>>22166156
Implying sell offs that aren't driven by news don't happen. Go to hell asshole.

>Only GE is in the green
What the fuck

>>22166156
You ain't seen nothin' yet

THIS IS OUR PENANCE
WE PAY FOR OUR GREED
REPENT
REPENT
REPENT

THIS IS THE END OF DAYS

people already forgot june 10?

You fuckers bought KCAC at 12 or 13 this morning right?

IF THIS ISN'T GREEN BYTOMORROW I WILL KILL MYSELF, I CAN'T TAKE THIS FUCKING STRESS

>>22166172
I expect them to still be right a month from now then. Or will you just pretend you never said they are "always right"?

Im going to be sick
Down 7% so far because tech is getting slaughtered

>>22166156
Only if your whole portfolio is options which would be your own fault.

>>22166221
RTX is green, KTOS just flipped red. Northrop is up. Leidos and Lockheed down. Weird crabbing going on with defense.

>>22166133
I was a week or 2 late but I did try to warn my frens. Whats your basis?

>>22166211
I was holding almost entirely TQQQ and FNGU up until two days ago, then I sold all of it and have been trying to buy back in on the dips. Today has completely fucked me. Also got some NAIL which just saw a massive selloff period and was due for a leg up but I guess that's not happening either

The pivot from tech to Dennys has fully started

I'm starting to worry my $122 Apple shares are in danger of going red. I kinda wish I had sold at $134. I'm certainly fucking glad I sold my Tesla at $484.

>>22166214
>Bought SOXL yesterday

OH NONONONONO

>>22166130
Sunken cost

do the wojak posters who are down almost double digits in one day not have any hedges against their core position?

The bottom is in, boys. Buy those cheapies :)

>>22166065
Shes so cute :3 I bought another SPY call right at the bottom, feels good

>>22166263
i answered people like you in the second week of july as well

>>22166156
>Random
>Wipe out entire portfolio
Find some other way to make money. This ain't for you.

>>22166156
It's legit wiped out like a month of gains but my principal is still intact and I'm still up on it. Did you actually go all in TQQQ calls?

>>22166214
Just hold anon. The triple leveraged tech ETFs always win in the end

>>22166247
I bought TQQQ on June 8th and earned my iron hands on that day

>>22166247
80% of people posting right now weren't even trading in June

the great tech zoomer shakeout of 2020

These fucked up 'MUH WIGGLY LINE ON MEME RETAIL SHIT BROKER X' '''''''''''''''charts''''''''''''''' that are always posted on here are genuinely hilarious.
NO HOW COULD I POSSIBLY BE LOSING MONEY WITH THIS LINE AND MY NATURAL NEET GENIUS!!

EMERGENCY ACTION ALERT

GAMESTOP IS RED, REPEAT, GAMESTOP IS RED

ALL GAMERS REPORT TO THE PURCHASING STATION, ALL GAMERS REPORT TO THE PURCHASING STATION

Should I hold AAPL or just sell? I’ve been slowly selling everything I don’t believe in and putting it into VOO.

>>22166247
Do I buy in now or wait till tomorrow? When will the crablines end?

>>22166217
I own both, was heavier on horse than diamond though

>>22166065
Fuck off nigger

>>22166310
Lmao youre still poor and think youre the oracle of the west
>8k portfolio
>posts one day of gains

Show all the other times youve wiped your poorfag portfolio 75% and then came back with a dead option bounce

>>22166314
I don't play options because I don't want days like this to murder me. I was holding a lot of TQQQ and FNGU but over the last two days I've spread out a but

>>22166312
>today wasn't a random 12% drop out of nowhere on stocks that have been doing fine for months
ok

>>22166156
>this is enough to wipe out a person's entire portfolio
What the fuck can you be holding that would cause this? Or are you all in options or something?

>>22166247
I wasn't in tqqq that long ago. Had my stop trigger today :^(

>>22166346
Hold. It's Apple dude, c'mon.

>>22166270
I don't know. I applied for a margin account a couple days ago because I'm sick of waiting around to avoid good faith violations. Fidelity is currently converting all my cash positions to margin positions but in the meantime my cost basis, todays gain/loss, total gain/loss are unavailable.
Probably a good thing so I can pretend my account is only down 0.13% since that's all it's showing right now.

WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT

VIX GOING PARABOLIC

where is the the bottom of the dip on spy 350? 336? or are we going multi day lows?
i want some cheapies

ONE MONTH OF HARD, SOLID CLIMBING.

GONE, IN A MATTER OF TWO FUCKING DAYS.

>>22166116
t. retard

GET OUT OF TECH, GET IN OIL

>>22166346
AAPL is a much safer hold than something like TSLA if only because their CEO isn't a shitposter

>>22166357
from my understanding DPHC has got a shit deal where they only get like 15-20% of Lordstown equity. WKHS has 10% undillutable equity plus a cut of revenue. WKHS is literally just better.

>>22166165
It's gonna be okay fren. We will always be here for you. We will make it together.

>>22166400
It's true. Check the rules.

Suddenly millions of tiktok-traders cried out in terror

>>22166280
if you bought apple shares for a quick flip you kind of deserve it. Think about what you're holding and look at the overall trend for the past 10 or more years. If you can't iron hand fucking APPLE then just put your entire wad in SPY and come back in 40 years

>>22166346
It'll spike in a couple weeks after iPhone 12 "leaks".

>>22166345
k

>>22166358
it's nowhere near my entire portfolio
the bulk of the rest is in cash since monday
get more mad

I have like $77 leftover sitting in my Roth IRA doing nothing because my brokerage doesn't let me buy fractional shares of VTI. Should I find a cheap options contract and use as much of that $77 I can for that?

>>22166346
Do you actually think Apple is going to do a big crash?

Probably pulled the trigger too early on my calls but my calls expire in November so I think I'll be ok.. my account just won't look pretty until mid September.

>Hi anon we need you to come into work for five mintues it's very important
>Get held up for two hours with everyone needing shit
>Come back and look at stock market

Fuck me

>>22166409
So sell TSLA and all in in AAPL?

what the FUCK is this pattern called

>22165314 #
Good attitude to have. It sounds like you bought on a prediction about the direction of the move, but didn't think about the risk. The way I do it, not that you have to do it the same way, is to figure out an options effective leverage and its Theta.
Theta is one of the Greeks, and tells you approximately how much you're paying each day you own the option. Just multiply by 100, and that's how much it costs you each day.
Effective leverage is what multiple of the action on the price you would expect the option to experience. Multiply the Delta * stock price, then divide by the options price. This tells you roughly how much leverage you're effectively using with the play. Then you can ask yourself: "would I pay X each day in order to own this at Y leverage?"

>>22166398
Yep. Wiped out $500 worth of profits today. Fuck my ass, why can't I just have good luck

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>>22166382
wew lad I pray for you

Thank God its going down, about fucking time. Want some cheaper prices.

>>22166487
>activate quantum immortality

>>22166398
How did you get access to my RH?

HOW DOES TQQQ 80 NEXT WEEK SOUND?

Really hoping we have another 15% red day tomorrow, I'd be very confident in the market if so

>>22166461
It's called the you shouldn't be investing if you can't identify that pattern.

>>22166460
Sell Tesla like a week ago and all in a tech company that isn't at the upper edge of overbought

If you're holding Tesla right now above your cost average, sell. If you're holding Tesla and you're underwater on it, HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTT.

>>22166385
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry fren

>>22166461
A bunch of bubbles so subtle nobody consciously notices them are bursting, and it's rippling around the market for a bit until it calms down again. Just stay the course and don't panic-sell.

I'm very new to stocks. Is now a good time to bye?

>>22166523

I will take those guns from you and shoot myself.

>>22166191
HAHAHAHAHA. no

What the fuck is wrong with you faggots.
It's a 4% drop on most blue chip, it's not the end of the world.
Pathetic overleveraged idiots.

>>22166471
Just buy the dip anon

>>22166035
How can I spot your predictions? If you are telling the truth. Genuine question.

>>22166523
This time I won't bonk

Quit buying ponzi schemes

>>22166523
Good, thank you.

TESLA 200 NEXT WEEK

>>22166534
yeah, ALWAYS BUY

>>22166534
no one knows for sure thats what makes it so fun

Gather around to sing the songs of old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBLdQ1a4-JI

>>22166523
Okay rat king. You're just as retarded as the bitches complaining about a little dip.

I'M JUSTED BROS FUCK IT'S OGRE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Aaaaa so loss of gains on my dick

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA A AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA AAN AAAA AA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A A AAAA

>>22166541
Why does everyone show up to shit on leveraged positions only when days like this happen?

>>22166529
I don't actually daytrade, double top? Batman? Double batman?

>>22166523
I'll buy so many cheapies

>>22166247
My second week off trading.Only recovered my losses 2 weeks ago, never again getting caught like that

Jesus fuck I missed the chance to open a short because I got too caught up playing CK3. Fucks sake.

AAPLCHADS WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22166551
i'm pretty much the only one posting these screenshots with filenames like these

>>22166523
i'll sell all my apple and all in on tqqq

SPYbros, I don't feel so good.

>>22166523
FANTASTIC NOW THAT I'VE SOLD, THANKS

TQQQ IS DOWN OVER 10% I REPEAT TQQQ IS DOWN OVER 10%

>>22166593
Because they work on all other days
Just now we all get shrekked one way or another

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22166548
Already tried to buy the dip this morning and it kept dipping. All my capital for investing is tied up. Fuck my life.

Thanks for the RKT cheapies, you weak hands!

>>22166575

>>22166309
Hehe nvm I am fuk

Why the fuck did I buy TQQQ

Love that one shitty day can wipe out a week of gains.

Tesla has a PE ratio in the thousands. For it to come to a correction eventually shouldn't be a shock to anyone.

Yesterday was too green. It was a jewish warning.

WHOOP WHOOP

PULL UP

PULL UP

thanks for the sosiji roll, papa elon

>>22166096
in at 85 with the option to buy in lower, we'll see how it goes.

>>22166606
>playing video games
ngmi

I'M HERE TO SAVE THE MARKET

>>22166631
>xfce
my nigga

>>22166675
TERRAIN
PULL UP
TERRAIN
PULL UP

It’s illegal to go below the screen right?

TURN ON THE PRINTER

kek
F to 12000 NQ
PROTIP: when they put in an obvious hammer on the 3 minute chart at a meme [[[[[[[[[[[[[support]]]]]]]]]]] area, that is not actually the low.

into the shithole with you faggots, well deserved

Here comes lunch, strap on, boys.

Whats the TQQQ dip entry price, $140?

Fun times

>>22166702
Wew lad, I don't know if the market can absorb that kind of cash flow

Oh no we're back to where we were a week ago. :(
RECESSION CONFIRMED

Should I just hold or sell so I can at least make a profit from my investments?

>>22166656
Because you listened to /smg/ without thinking for yourself

>>22166640
Fuck it I am putting $5k into TQQQ right now. Wish me luck.

BULLS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CUM

Literally the day i deposit 6k into my account the market dumps. Last night i even had sleep paralysis which was a sign in my book. It's time to buy

>>22162870
Comfy

You're just gonna force the feds to fire their nuke again, don't get cocky bobo

Tesla will go back up eventually... r-r-right guys?

Tesla about to break 405

>>22166761
Don't try to catch a falling knife dude

Tesla soon under 400, then the real fun starts

>>22166763
BOBO NO

>>22166751
IF'N IT KEEPS DROPPIN I'LL BUY ANOTHER ONE TOO!

At least my PepsiCo boomer shares are up :3

nvda

Bought tons of AMD yesterday
This hurts

>>22166735
good post, fuck these smug rats they've seen nothing yet.

Down almost 11 fucking percent and the market has only been open a goddamn hour. FUCK PREMARKET AND AFTERHOURS TRADING THAT STARTS PANIC SELLING. Why the fuck are people still selling? Are they really that weak handed?

>>22166786
And up it goes.
Like pottery.

>>22166761
Dumb Money

Last chance to buy the apple dip

good morning /smg/ i just woke up and everything is still going down. whos behind this?

Everyone who is complaining about losses, zoom out you dumb bunch of niggers.

>>22166797
I'm waiting for 350

ALTITUDE ALTITUDE

Seems like people are panic selling.

>>22166774
How long have you been all cash/bonds? And why aren't you buying the Apple dip? It's fucking Apple it's not like they'll go to 0.

US Vascepa patents are kill, court has fucked AMRN to death. Can't really make money in foreign markets because the healthcare systems there aren't completely fucking broken. Stock now entering the eternal-crab pattern typical of failed biotechs.

holy shit have we finally bottomed out
lunch time pump?

>>22166773
More dumb money. You are literally >>22166814
your a sell signal retard.

damn tqqq got merced lololol

>>22166814
zoomers/stacys that bought in Monday or last week are panic selling

>>22166833
$375

>>22166593
We make fun of you gambling addicts everyday, you just choose to ignore it and pretend you are untouchable.

>>22165640
>>22165640
>>22165640

Move here so we can cut down on the split threads

>>/biz/thread/S20521330#p20522182
>>/biz/thread/S21285536#p21286411

I've told you anons what to do. Begin averaging into cruise lines etc. It's still not too late, but if you haven't at least begun nibbling at peaks and troughs, you're behind the curve. I don't post often, but when I do you would do well to listen.

How is shit still this volatile fuck.
>>22166828
And yea I'm zoomed out. Haven't had a dip this hard since all the fun in April

>>22166842
What could have given you that idea

Can it be like febuary/march again? I could do this v-shape shit for the rest of my life.

HURRY UP AND BUY YOUR "CHEAPIES SENPAI!" YOU FUCKING INGRATES, I CAN'T TAKE THESE LOSSES ANY MORE

>>22166877
Yep. Feels good man.

Haha that was f-funny guys, pls don't do that to me again....ha ha....I thought I was actually financially ruined

>>22166570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faa4N0LdiTU
better version

>>22166797
I predict 370.

Even my 100% stock zero leverage portfolio is down 4%, oof

>>22166880
ah finally the split threads are over

>>22166828
>Zoom out haha you bought the bottom right haha
You realize how retarded this logic is, right?

it was a bubble

>up 2k on AMZN spread i sold 30 seconds ago
what a beautiful day

>>22166828
true

>>22166817
OH NO YOU DONT

People are not panic selling. You are getting shafted by traders who had an edge in after market. Redditors are now selling because they bought the top, which inside traders clearly saw.

How can people be this dumb? The stock goes sky high > OH BUY OMG IM MISSING OUT > Dump.

Its not hard to see, I swear some people should just put money in savings accounts.

>>22166877
Taking positions on leveraged ETFs isn't fucking gambling jesus christ. In fact that's been a pretty reasonable strategy for months

>>22166682
>>22166811
trust in su, boomers are doing their jewish thing and zoomers are panicking

>>22166786
>>22166817
there are massive supports in 400, 410 and 392.

>>22166869
>zoomers/stacys that bought in Monday or last week are panic selling
almost all of these people officially are in the red now right? I really hope so

>>22166894
>I CAN'T TAKE THESE LOSSES ANY MORE

Literally down for only two days straight.

PULL UP
PULL UP

RETARD
RETARD

>>22166934
Yeah tempting to buy even more now.

>>22166851
2 days
I was all in tqqq then the bond market started giving signs that enough is enough

Tesla will eventually float around 420 until those zoomers who bought the split leave, then it will skyrocket to 500 again

>>22166952
I sold all my positions to panic buy into Tesla and Apple before the split, because I was 100% sure the split will make the stock moon. Then I got greedy and didn't sell their ATHs, and while I was out shopping Tesla crashed to my stop sell and I was left with huge losses.

>>22166955

You can probably tell I'm not very well cut out for this. Please just make it stop.

>>22166955
Down 2 days straight during a time everyone is trying to time a market crash. What the fuck do you think is going to happen, dunce?

50
40
30
20
RETARD
RETARD
10
5

>>22166828
Was this supposed to make me feel better?

Matching my over 11% apple gains turn into sub 5% really rustling my jimmies... i was so god damn comfy

>>22166631
I see. ill keep an eye out then. Thanks man.

>>22166641
>what is tail risk

Slack Technologies Inc at $30. Looks like a buy.

>>22166914
>He didnt buy the bottom in March or April

Look at this faggot and laugh.

IM NOT FUCKING SELLING

>>22167075
tfw timed the bottom absolutely perfectly....with 500$

>>22167094
hold
this will be better by next week
this same thing happened thursday last week and vix went to 27

>>22166990
Wait for it...

Battery day come and save us

>>22167094
Ok see you at the homeless shelter.

>>22166403
Alright give me some names.

>>22167022
The next crash isn't happening till 2023 when the Fed raises the interest rates. Also the DXY is rising right now so they have no inventive to raise rates in the short term either.

I may not have made money but I learned my lesson about stop losses on GME. Only lost like $5 couldve been like 25+. This is only my 2nd attempt at trading going to start low and slow, but I feel like im ngmi

>>22167074
Teams has greater adoption and Ms already has its grubby finger in every business anyway, no real usp for slack.

Is RKT still a buy or is a meme stock?

>>22162870
Why are people acting like this is March 50% drop ?

>>22167053
What shitty shilled meme stocks have you been buying faggot? Everything has been pumping like mad the last few months.

Thanks for the free gains.

>>22167159
It's just retarded techies who've never seen red before and Zoomers who thought they were buying AAPL and TSLA cheapies.

>>22167159
God I wish it were!

>>22167220
1/1500 PE ITS CHEAP

Dump more please, fuck I'd suck a tranny cock for a correction. Fuck I can cus my gf is one.

holy shit soxl bros are you doing okay

>No stopping the red flood
>People keep selling
"Ouch"

What's the limit for a circuit breaker on the nasdaq? we're gonna pass 4%

>>22167159
we've been spoiled

>>22167110
lmao

>>22167220
A red day. And a 5-10 percent fall of a cliff are very different

>>22166675
SINK RATE
TERRAIN
TERRAIN

>>22167159
Every faggots first minor correction is the end of the world because they have never seen red before. Iron hands and buying the dip comes with experience and research.
Who am I kidding yall just yolo meme options on random shilled shit and cry when it doesnt work out for you, and then you do it over and over like fucking retards.

This is unironically the rug pull. You might not realize it yet, but it is.

WE ARE THE $TSLA MARINES AND WE

ARE

NOT

FUCKING

SELLING

>>22167406
Yup basically. lol these retards

>>22164660
When is ipo I wanna buy already

>>22167435
Don't marry stocks. You can buy back later.

>>22167435
cringe

>>22167435
This is pretty dumb by the way. These aint' coins. PE ratio was 1/1500 this is why its dumping. You are dumb money, thanks for pumping jewstein.

Honestly, don't marry stocks.

>>22167406
You expecting a green Friday than?

>>22167552
Nice try kike. Youll never get my TSLA

>>22167615
Don't worry, we dont' want your overpriced TSL, we will buy it cheaper. You just hold onto your bags anon like a good goy.

>>22167296
hold me ;_____;

>>22167607
Crab Friday with a 30 minute before close small pump as usual. monday starts in red but quickly pumps to green.

>>22167646
cope

Put down an additional $15k on QQQ calls. Averaging down right now. Because if this isn't near the bottom of this massive correction, then we're just due for circuit breakers on NASDAQ anyways. And if that's a thing, well, I don't give a shit. Get rich or die trying.

circuit breaker friday

>>22167791
Circuit breaker up baby

>>22167708
God speed anon, I am the president of the united states and this is going to be the biggest rugpull in history. Homeless day traders will litter the streets asking for gains. You have been warned.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA