/biz/ - Business & Finance

ya forgot the title, OP

Intels new APU is more powerful than AMDs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0OXk5lL0CQ

To the dude in the last thread who said his left testicle hurts....go to the hospital NOW. That happened to me and it ended up being nothing and it cost me 3k out of pocket (god bless america) but I'd rather not fuck around with something like that.

please tell me that's a man

NASDAQ futures with the comeback

>>22150524
>3k out of pocket (god bless america)
this is sarcasm right?

the eternal question: buy tqqq/soxl tomorrow, or wait for the pullback (tm)

REMINDER FUCK THE """""""FEDERAL RESERVE""""""""""""" AND FUCK THESE SCAM MANIPULATED MARKETS

>>22150524
Paramedic here back at it ......

if not painful now or swollen please wait until the next day and schedule an appointment with a regular doctor.

if SWOLLEN (Testicle) or if Very Painful, fgo to ED

Posted again from last thread. Guys can i get some serious replies. Im a bro in need. My left testicle has been feeling odd for some weeks. I bust a fat nut and then took a shower and i noticed it flipped sideways. I was freaked out and jiggled it till it returned to normal. For weeks now the cum duct i believe has been enlarged as compared to the right side. Is this normal? Ive got a mild discomfort occasionally but i might be psyching nyself out? Please guys im so worried

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>>22150516
So it has more street shitting capability?

>>22150538
Not at all, I saw a dude get billed $500 to remove a bug from their ear

Thoughts on this for my Roth IRA?

30% QQQ
30% SPY
30% SOXX
10% AAPL

>>22150538
pay for my nut check-ups, fascist

>>22150439
He’s cute

>>22150570
That logo bugs the fuck out of me

>>22150538
drive to mexico and have that dealt with

>>22150557
Its totally normal looking and feeling. Only symptoms are the cord is slightly larger than the right, and it feels odd occasionally like it aint sitting right. Idk dawg i want to die rn

companies with a lot of cute asian girls on their board of directors?

>>22150538
Hell take a ride in an ambulance. Cost you least 5k. And that's before they even do anything to you major wise.

>>22150599
You will be FINE you pussy.

>>22150439
Holy crap, she's so cute. Who is that?

>>22150551
no no no I need the Fed to devalue the dollar so my shinies go up

>>22150565
>>22150557

para--

Testicular torsion, read my previous reply.

happy to answer any other questions

>>22150583
gleefully because that means you're paying for mine also. it's a win win

>>22150538
I wish. Our healthcare system is fucked. They billed like 80k to my insurance company. Just going through the MRI machine for 30 seconds was 27k. My insurance (Cigna through my employer) isn't even that terrible either, fortunately our company's plan improved since then though so deductible is lower.

Also this has been happening for two weeks now. I assume if it was twisted im already fucked so ill just schedule an appointment. Could it also be jacking it too much? I got a new iphone and have been bussin to 4k Brandi Love everyday for weeks

>>22150516
>Yet another “Lake” CPU
Who cares.

>long tech months ago because I knew it was literally pinned to American misery
>it just keeps going up
LOL based. Also
>gold and silver miners head fake today
>almost all of them came back to where they started at
I am the one addicted to American Misery bros and am short the middle class (like the Fed). Palantir, AMZN, DIS, and Bayer (Monsanto) bros WW@? I am still looking for more tickers.

>>22150538
No it's not sarcasm. I have spent over a grand on my ear trying not to go deaf because of a eustachian tube issue and the cunt doctor charged me $2k up front for t-tubes and I'm more deaf in that ear now than I was before. And to add insult to injury my insurance provider went back over a year and adjusted my claim such that I owed them another $300. I told them to fuck themselves and I'm not paying them another dime, don't even want to check my credit right now. But hey on the other hand...free trades!

>>22150608
AMD

>>22150613
you don't want to wake me up this time of night for some bullshit like this, I'll put you in the hospital waiting room because you couldn't drive

you can post on the web about it, you can drive yourself

>>22150652
kek based

>>22150635
You need to give your nuts a break and develop better taste.

>>22150652
This is the best iteration of this meme I've seen yet. Audibly chuckled

>>22150599
Pain scale XX/10??
Also, if it's just discomfort take 1600 mg ibu and see if you can sleep

if not drive to er. if yes, call primary doc in the morning to schedule an appointment

>>22150642
our healthcare system is so fucked why does the right even justify these prices and oppose medicare for all at least holy fuck.

>>22150635
Yeah you might be uh straining the plumbing so to speak with that much action. Give it a break for a bit

>>22150599
how long ago did it feel like this, I'm the guy in the last thread who said I blue balled and I still get it occasionally from edging and not blowing a load. The feeling passes after a couple hours, I usually just pass out and go to sleep after it happens

>>22150694
It really feels odd maybe 15-30 minutes a day. Its completely random and barely a 1 on the pain scale

>>22150642
find a job with a free HSA, pay that shit off from the creditors in collections at 10-20%

>>22150695
Take your retarded political opinions to pol faggot

>>22150705
It went sideways in the shower about two hours ago. Discomfort for two weeks tho

>>22150635
>the absolute state of (You)

>>22150710
Ibuprofen and pass the fuck out, call a DR.
not worth paying additional. If they feel like you URGENTLY need to go to ER and you feel comfortable driving, don't let them cop you out of $1700 waiting for an ambo to dirve you to the next facility, drive yourself

>>22150599
varicocele

I shined a flashlight through my sack to see if i could see the cord twisted and i guess i have a thicc ballsack because it looked like the dino fetus scene in jurassic park where u can barely see anything.

>>22150746
not normally painful

>>22150695
>trusting the government with giving you mediocre healthcare
>trusting the mutt US government with anything while giving them an excuse to have even more taxes
I'm sorry anon, but I need more time to accumulate before the house of cards crashes even faster.

>>22150710
Its all in your head, if you feel fine rn youe are fine, you would know if your nuts were fucked

>>22150772
kek, im done

>>22150746
Thats what i think but would a varicocele affect the jizz cable? I thought it was in the veins

>>22150772
no flashlight will shine bright enough my son, that is what the sonogram is for.

>>22150695
medicare still has 20% patient share

>>22150570
So is palantir going to be a good buy? Company seems interesting and pretty stable. Don't give a fuck about russian scam coin memes.

>>22150804
also not painful

>>22150516
there goes AMD"s chances (for now) of stealing the Chromebook market share from Intel.
Intel better hurry up on 7nm though because they're going to lose the supercomputer contracts to AMD (e.g. the aurora supercomputer not making it in time in 2021 are already lost contracts)

>>22150516
Wait 2 months AMD comes out with something better.

>>22150843
I wouldnt say its painful its more a funny uncomfy feeling on occasion on the left side

>>22150439
WHO IS SHE OP

I can't wait to buy those $35 RKT calls tomorrow super cheap

This is your chart for tonight. The dollar has stopped freefalling for over a month now. Everything will be affected if it starts breaking out of its downtrend.

>>22150772
That's what it's supposed to look like
That means you're fine

>>22150705
Epididymal hypertension (blue balls) can be treated with a wall-supported shoulderstand to get the blood to flow away from the area. I read that on NoFap once.

Bizbrahz i come to you in a time of great need

how do i ever recover from this

>>22150862
right,
This is me speaking as a MILD medical professional
>>Take some damned ibuprofen and sleep, if it's painful in the morning call a goddamned doctor

>>22150834
no idea, the website is weird. I saw this and thought of LINK though. I'm here for the memes. I heard they aren't profitable but based on how they're named after a LoTR artifact / the nature of their business there's some esoteric theme they're going for

>>22150901
Go all in on qqq 3/19/21 390 calls mine have made me 10k this week

>>22150599
You have cancer dude. CANCER. The cancer is growing right now, as we speak, feeding off your dick and balls, growing stronger. You want to laugh me off, you think I'm kidding, you try to ignore what I'm saying and listen to the internet pros telling you it's just fine with professional sounding language. But deep down inside you know what I am saying is true. The tumor is wrapping around your cum pipe like a boa constrictor, giving you half a vasectomy.
What you need to do RIGHT NOW is to go to the ER and sit around with a bunch of disgusting minorities who get it for free off Uncle Sam. You need to wait 45 minutes for a fifty something doctor, who is undoubtably in better shape than you are, to put his latex glove on your turkey neck looking scrote and tell you that your deepest fears of CANCER are true, in an unsympathetic fashion. Try not to get an erection.

>>22150877
any indication/reason why it stopped dumping? what would make it pump? this would make equity prices go down i assume, right?

>>22150772
this guy is trolling

>>22150877
It's still going down though

>the savant autism levels of this seeking alpha shill
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4370860-gamestop-short-squeeze

holy shit why didn't anyone tell me this LAST WEEK before markets closed. This free DD just out there since fucking Tuesday.

>>22150901
buy horse calls

>>22150942
This gives uncomfy feels fren

>>22150940
Based.

>>22150981
im waiting for a good entry

>>22150901
all in on GME, prepare for the short squeeze of the year

>>22150983
Good.

First time investor here. I've been watching the markets for some time now and decided to finally buy TSLA calls on Robinhood this morning as my first investment. Got fucked pretty bad down 50% in less than a day so I am doing my homework.

When I look at a stock chart why do some bars have lines pointing up or down on them.

>>22150993
DCA into horse calls

>>22150977
The King of Trading Autism, Michael Burrey, has been in GME since March for this exact reason. This general has been talking about the hilarious and self perpetuating short squeeze of GME since March/April.
Did you really need an article to beat you over the head with this?

>>22150951
https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/i1u3rm/the_dollar_standard_and_how_the_fed_itself/

>>22151010
>lines pointing down
excuse me? not in my market

>>22150930
I do like that they seem to have kept chinks out. Death sentence for any high clearance company to let them in.

>>22151010
haha

>>22151010
this is bait btw

>>22151072
he means on the candlesticks

>>22151121
Candlesticks only go up.

>>22151068
He fucked up his calls.

>>22151051
>The King of Trading Autism, Michael Burrey, has been in GME since March for this exact reason
does Christian Bale have a twitter account or something I can follow just to see how he's been enjoying the GME rally

>>22151010
>>22151008
>>22150983
On the bright side, even on your death bed, you can still laugh at fucking idiots who lose money doing stupid shit like buying TSLA calls after a ridiculous pump on an already ridiculously overvalued meme stock. Take comfort in the fact that while yes your body may be slowly succumbing to dick tumors, that you will die having never been this retarded. There is dignity in that anon.

Thanks for making this thread easy to find in the catalog, OP. Sure wasn't irritating.

>>22150951
>any indication/reason why it stopped dumping?
Exhausted sellers after constantly selling for 5+ months straight.
>what would make it pump?
I think it would be asset rotation where there would be more gains in the dollar upside than elsewhere.
>this would make equity prices go down i assume, right?
I thinks so or at least they would certainly have a harder time going up. Stock gains have been outpacing the dollar fall more recently.

>>22150969
It is, but I think it's a lot closer to flushing some shorts out than it has been. It's something to keep an eye on.

>>22150652
based Uncle Ted

>>22151121
Candlesticks? Who's birthday is it?

>>22151241
Mine :)

would it kill you to put smg in the thread title baka

>>22151121
i know we're just shitposting but i genuinely have no idea what the candles mean :^)

>>22151203
this

>>22151203
you should of went to the catalog and searched stocks bro...

>>22151253
Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>22151290
>not following the threads all day

ngmi

>>22150577
My roth is 95% AAPL.

>>22150951
It is simple really. The Fed has been trying to convince people that "THIS TIME ITS SERIOUS ABOUT INFLATION" when they have been fighting an ever sinking money velocity and when commercial banks are tired of having to lend to dumb creditors.
The only thing that really resulted from QE was inflation in equities that simultaneously crushed the middle class (see complaints since 2010 of education, housing, health, and childcare costs among others). The Big Boys are just repeating that old "success" story now, driving equity markets to absurd ATHs. But now even normies are getting in on the act.
Here is the thing. Bonds drive growth, not stocks. The bond market is not fucking happy. And everyone sinking money into buying TSLA, or AAPL, or whatever does nothing to help the actual economy. And its worse now.
This is why I long American misery. Because I think the Fed will pull out some unprecedented steps that will just help the stock markets, because that is all they know how to do. They are simply too terrified of a normal deflationary end to a business cycle (that they keep making worse) to not do so.
If the Fed does let it happen, holy shit is the pain going to be enormous. The loss of zombie employment alone would drive a multi-year recession bordering on depression.

>>22150877
the problem is dollar long is a very tough sell right now. people will be in and out trading it but a reversal is iffy. not low enough yet to be irresistible for buyers.

There are people who study academic pathways to investing and shit. Lmao if you read 40 textbooks on macro micro jargon and do homework to learn how to trade.

I took an aleve frens and the size of my gravy tube has decreased somewhat. It still feels twisty and shit but my balls are contracting when i dip them in ice so thats a good sign

>>22151384
I unironically think most hedgie portfolios are basically robinhood portfolios but with shorts instead of longs on pennyshit.

And a comparison pic. Look at the correlation from July on.
>>22151380
Yeah, I thought it looked like it was going to bounce mid/early August and it just died again. I'm not thinking a permanent reversal here, more a counter trend rally.

I'm thinking of purchasing Kimberly Clark and Keurig Dr. Pepper. Good idea or nah?

Just when I decided to become bullish after being a longtime bear, it starts tanking.

>>22151448
Holy shit dude good find. So basically we need the dollar to keep crashing

>>22151474
what's tanking? tesla is down and thats it. aapl has been down for a single day

>>22151448
The major indices, especially large cap weighted, are "leveraged" to the inverse of the dollar because all the money just goes into 6-7 tickers and causes the indexes to move by 25-35% now.

>>22151460
No. Just buy TSLA.

>>22151448
Also looking at mid May that may be when the correlation between the 2 really started.

>>22151493
CRWD calls :(

>>22151507
>"Tomboy"
>Just has short hair and a hat while wearing the sluttiest outfit this side of Weimar Germany

>>22151548
yes

>>22151278
watch them for 5 minutes and you'll understand

What ever happened to the KODK shilling faggots?

>>22151375
Stupid question, but could this be solved by dramatically increasing dividend yields on equities? Or would this just further exacerbate the problem?

>>22151586
no one was shilling KODK, no one saw KODK coming

>>22151548
>sluttiest outfit
Kek. No. Not even close.

>>22151548
are you asking for more boy, faggot?

>>22150930
>ICE partnership
I'm sold but
>company is not profitable
>125 customers
>spokeswoman

>>22151663
So many anons could've literally retired within 2 days had they bought options sold them on the second day. I still imagine what could've been.

Surprised no ones said nothing about KO. I mean hell the stock is just $9 away from the 52w high...

>>22151726
Just do it the next time you can tell a stock is going to 30x in two days. Oh wait.

>>22151726
well im joining in the GME fun so have fun hoping what could be instead of chasing the next KODK
thank you to savant autists posting their free DD online for me to bandwagon into. Read through both articles and math seems to work out. I'll only risk what i can afford to lose though.

>>22151598
Dividends only make sense on companies that have stalled on growth. As long as credit is available to roll over old debt into new debt, there is always the potential for "growth" that is traded at a premium in markets. Uber has gone 44 straight quarters without making any money and they will go another 44 straight quarters without making money if they have to.
Besides, dividend stocks are already "priced in" relative to their perceived yields. This has always been true. The biggest boost Disney got was to remove its dividend (temporarily).
The only fix is to stop making lenders get shafted at the expense of increasingly risky and stupid borrowers. The Fed has been fighting the business cycle in earnest since the 90s and tried to ratchet it up since 2009. At some point, the music stops or the dollar has to die.

Ok, so what's preventing Google,Apple, etc from just saying "ok we're gonna drop 4G support on such and such date". And force people to upgrade. VZ,T,TMUS would be all in favor of it (or hell they may do it sooner) cause less work on them to keep all the now legacy stuff going.

>>22151784
A few people are long on it here. I talked about it breaking resistance earlier today.

>>22151787
I know, I'm just backing backing anon's claim that no one here saw it coming. Except for that fucking whale.
Speaking of, how long does a SEC investigation usually take?

>>22151921
If crony's get KODK the money anyway, you will have your second chance at a KODK moment from stupid retail hype AND short squeeze that follows.

>>22151921
Insider trading is not people seeing an opportunity. Not really anyway.

>>22150999
this desu, nice trips

>>22150524
>>22150538
>>22150565
>>22150632

I snapped my achilies 4 weeks ago. Cost me $0. USA sucks.

>>22151884
even 2G support hasn't been dropped in all places yet, it just takes time because many users don't upgrade immediately

>>22151987
what country and is the main language english? cause i'm moving there as soon as possible

>>22151068
So, the sign that we know the market will shit the bed is when hedge funds sell off their stock positions to re-enforce shorting of the 30yr and VIX?

>>22150565
I suspect testicular torsion. Probably cause some anon mentioned something about this recently and howhis brother had surgery that day. Which reminds me I need to buy health insurance.

I had something wrong with my nuts sometime back. Ended up being told that i had small crystallization of something in my nuts sometime after an ultrasound (idk if same day or several days later). I may have received medicine and it went away after a while.

>>22150570
>>22150587
>>22150834
>>22150930
>>22151089
>>22151709

>>22152227
based for circling tiddies

>>22152019
Canada. So you have to deal with Trudeau :(

>>22151987
call me when you develop a strange cough in your mid 30s that wont go away, your primary care doctor cant figure it out, and since it isnt lung cancer zero pulmonologists can see you since they all need to see the lung cancer patients
just have fun with your perma cough bro, sorry you cant pay extra to see that private doctor!

>>22152365
And Canada is SHIT for investing other than having TFSAs which are dope

>>22152365
i don't really pay attention to canadian politics what is trudeau known for?

>>22152497
being an embarrassing bitchboy

>>22152497
legalizing weed, being a cuck, being the total stereotype of a leftist SJW who talks shit about Indians the moment he thinks cameras are off, dressing up in blackface, and three separate ethics scandals

>>22152476
That is where my investments live. Tax free gainz? yes please.

>>22152497
literally being a huge LARPing faggot. Also his numerous ethics violations... but he smiles for the camera and brainlet thots vote for him

>>22152497
in /pol/ eyes he's a literal cuck

>>22152556
>in /pol/ eyes
Who isn't?

>>22152556
>/pol/ hates him
i'm moving the second i can

>>22152537
>>22152497
also our new finance minister is a fucking journalist graduate with no finance background who only holds the finance ministry to rubber stamp Trudy's spending

Also Trudeau is the illegitimate bastard child of Fidel Castro, his mother was (and is) a slut. His daddy was also Prime Minister, think Kennedys but French and gay

>>22152580
retarded take

>>22152370
https://twitter.com/wendellpotter/status/1276158510955401216?lang=en

I have lived here and experienced the healthcare system, the meme that Canadians die waiting for healthcare is literally retarded and sold to you by the kikes that want to keep you poor, sick and wage slaving. At least here in Canada they only keep us poor and wage slaving.

I’m up 60% in the last 3 months I should be happy so why did I think about killing myself in the shower today?

>>22152704
pull out goy, last warning

>>22152704
cuz ur gay
Give me money.

>>22151323
Sad

>>22152672
are you a fucking retard? i just said they would prevent you from dying. if you have lung cancer, the pulmonologist will see you. but if you DONT, they NEVER will. that's the entire give and take of the system

>>22152704
kill yourself and give me your money so I can put it all into GME tomorrow morning

>>22152772
I sorry, I must have misunderstood your meme understanding of my healthcare system.

>>22152821
yes you should have. american healthcare is pretty fucked due to the fingerfucking lobby system, obamacare, and health insurance retardedly being provided by employers...but that doesnt mean single payer systems arent also retarded. americans are too fat, disgusting, and unhleathy, i have no interest paying for their hospital bills if i am smart rich and healthy

>>22152704
Have you tried buying happiness?

>>22152885
Money doesn't buy happiness, it just numbs it long enough for old age to take over

>>22152865
next time you have a $800 deductible on a fucking Advil remember how much you love it.

>>22152932
Money can buy pleasure though

>>22152942
how would i know that, i never fucking go to the doctor ever because im smart and healthy. and when i do go ill have full coverage due to my good job. enjoy your fucking taxes, i know your kids will when you leave them nothing

>>22152885
Nothing that is purchasable sparks anything in me at the moment, I also swallowed the Scrooge pill somewhere along the way so spending money makes sick to my stomach

>>22152972
You say that as if Boomers aren't going to leave behind less wealth than they inherited. The first generation to ever do so.

>>22150599
I had exactly this. They said it was partial testicular torsion. Two female doctors and a female imaging tech held and closely examined my left nut that day. One male doctor came in, sat eye to eye with my flaccid dick and gave the unhappy ball a half twist counter clockwise and my nut relaxed and hung like normal.
I guess what it is is some people have freer spinning balls than others, basically looser inside the sack, so they can turn too much and pinch the cord sorta thing connecting em. Sounds really similar, not PAINFUL but just really uncomfortable and weird feeling. Obviously it could be different to me and much more serious but spin dat nut and see if you feel better after 5 mins.

>>22152972
I legit know fuck all about USA tax. I pay about 30% combined federal and provincial tax. How much is total taxes on average in your state? Legit, I have no idea if USA actually pays that much lower tax. Also we have less joggers so thats nice.

I fell for the miner meme in July. I'm mainly green, but I'd be up more if I stayed in tech.

>>22153030
thats why the last thing you want is to be the guy stuck holding the bag, paying the taxes at your formative years while you dump your money into stonks

So why did AAPL drop so fucking heavy right at the opening bell today? A whale unloading?

That's a man

how do you guys cope with the gains you made?
i've made an entire year's worth of my usual salary in the past 2 months from stocks and options and nothing feels real anymore. my day job feels like a joke and the things that friends and family talk about all just seem like petty bullshit

>>22153269
>i've made an entire year's worth of my usual salary in the past 2 months from stocks
God I wish that was me.

>>22153269
I hope you put those gains somewhere safe anon, its very easy to let it all go to your head and squander it on stupid option plays because you think you can never lose money.
Also be wary of capital gains tax

>>22153269
I'll let you know when I've done the same.
>he hasn't made his salary in 2 months
Yeah I'm ngmi. Might even let positions sit through election to see line go down, fuck it.

>DXY
OOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S COOMING! THE CRASH IS FINALLY COOMIN

>>22153105
Just keep your gold miners, you'll like them when gold goes to 2500. Just add more liquidity so you can buy tech.

HOW MUCH LONGER CAN THE MARKET GO ON LIKE THIS?

>>22153718
probably not a good time to buy right now though.

Ever just stand at the edge of a cliff and stare into the abyss?

If we break this trend to the upside crypto, stonks, boomer rocks it all tumbles

It’s like we’re looking over the edge and I can feel the breeze anons

>>22153355
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>>22153524
We're all going to make it frens
If this market keeps pumping for a few more months we're golden

>>22153677
This anon gets it

>>22153813
the real question is how low would it all go if the dollar breaks out in any meaningful way? it couldnt be as bad as coronacrash. just a nice correction?

>>22153857
Curious about this as well.

What happens to stocks and the economy if
>line goes up hard
>line gies down hard

>>22153759
Or it'll just bounce again

>>22153857
Nobody knows but look at the bolinger band on the nasdaq monthly

It’s floating in space

I’ve looked through many years like an autistic retard. I can not find one. I find some tagging a corner, a wick, something

We’re literally on the moon anons wtf

>>22153891
And yes I know tea leaves etc but the big money looks at tea leaves all day as do the (((Algos )))

>>22153926
I dont understand, explain like im a kid

>>22154054
just know that if DXY line go up, all other lines go down

>>22154054
>>22154098


Pretty much this is the TLDL version

The bolinger band thing is some bullshit ta some people swear by As markets “peak” the band stretches out then we have a pull back to the other side most of the time.

The nasdaq went up so fast it stretched the way the band is calculated so much it broke out of it completely, for the first time ever that I could find meaning it’s literally “gone to the moon”

Like trumps presidency the memes become reality

>>22154098
Oh okay. So i want line to go down to get rich.

>>22154182
>The nasdaq went up so fast it stretched the way the band is calculated so much it broke out of it completely, for the first time ever that I could find meaning it’s literally “gone to the moon”
The nasdaq line? What does this mean? More pumping? A dump?

>>22154231
Probability says dump of epic proportions IF dollar breaks the trend line above about 93 and change and holds it

You can watch it on DXY and futures

As DXY goes up futures get more AAAAAAAAAA instead of ooooooooo

Doesn’t mean it 100% will happen but the spy is a perfect inverse of the DXY as DXY goes down spy goes up for the last 6 months or so

>>22154231
no, you want line to go up a lot so you can other lines for cheap. then line go down so you get more money

This market is so fun. Everyone knows we are on a cliff but with huge fog and just daring each other how far we can go out.

DXY triple top and/or bull flag

>>22154303
Ride line both ways for more richer

Volume on sqqq (goes up 3x when tech lines go down) has also considerably increased

>92.99
its actually going to happen

>>22154388
That’s the short term if we approach the long term down trend since covid dip that’s when we need lots of pink wojaks

I’m calling it 94.07ish or so

>>22153677
DIE DOLLAR DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>22150613
I've had brain surgery and expensive meds to live so I'm only trying to make it to pay to live in america

>>22153913
I DON'T CARE ABOUT EQITUITIES I WANT SHINY METAL MUSIC TO MOON FUCK

>>22154459
ITS AFRAID

>>22154277
Oh that's spooky if true. But what about all the times it went up? Why has SPY had an iverall trend upward?

>>22154523
Because the dollar kept going down making it “cheaper” for other countries to do business with us.

If it gets more expensive (stronger dollar) it goes the other way.

Just put up a chart of DXY on daily time frame for the last 6 month right below a chart of the spy on daily for the last 6 months you’ll see it really quickly

>>22154564
>DXY
Does it trade during stock market hours or not? Am curious to see if it does.

>>22154600
It trades 24/7 at all times can watch it but not trade it that’s forex a whole other abomination

>>22154600
DXY is forex hours.
https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/how-forex-market-trade-24-hours-day/

Are weekly TQQQ call spreads really that good?

>>22154600
DXY is very heavily weighted towards EURUSD rate

Alright that's enough being mad at charts for this evening. I will be mad at them some more in the morning.

>>22150577
The absolute madlad

>>22150538
>go to hospital to get EKG
>heart is fine
>lol ur insurance covers it, just pay the co-pay
>k
>week or two goes by
>letter in mail
>oh hey u owe us $800 for that EKG remember? lol
>ignore it
>nothing happens
fuckin scammers