/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22127543
It’s the one week per month that I actually have to work. At least I get to shitpost on my phone while reports generate.

>>22127569
Sounds like hard work!

>>22127543
Ah 'tis glorious. I got my weekly hour of work done early this week, taking the rest of it off.

>>22127543
standup done = work day done

My fellow anons I actually had a 5 minute phonecall today. Then I have another 20 minute one later today. This is getting to be a bit much for a mere 100k salary position...

>>22127543
The guy I think is plotting against me is back from having covid, so it’s actually back to giving myself an ulcer and questioning my sanity after two weeks of peace
Sucks to suck

>>22128081
>>22128147
>>22128158
Absolutely based fellow chads. I'm actually spending work time sending out job applications for other positions

>>22127543
Nice anon. I'm talking to recruiters about remote jobs while working on my business (which is 90% cold calling at this stage). I will hopefully be collecting a free paycheck soon as I am applying for a role I can outsource to my Phillipines based personal assistant I pay $4/hr.

>>22128252
You can hold 3-5 jobs these days easily. Most jobs are 2 hours of real work a day max.

>>22127543
feels pretty fucking good to do no work at home instead of doing no work at work for a change

>>22128252
im waiting for my retirement money in crypto. hopefully my boss doesnt figure out im doing absolutely nothing at home until i get that

>>22128335
Having 3-5 jobs is the most cukced thing I’ve ever heard of.

I got in trouble for sleeping 1.5 hours during a 1 hr break.

>>22128553
Fuck that job. Some days I don’t even touch my work computer.

>>22128584
Yeah, got a new position starting in 1 and a half weeks. I can finally put a degree to use while being more lazy and getting paid more.

>>22128252
Same, have an interview later today.

I’m currently a NEET barely scraping by on yield farming gains
not sure what i’ll do once the bubble pops

>>22128746
Interviewing in company time is peak chad. Congrats

>>22127543
Cringe. Trade Chad here and it's funny seeing how weak and frail people who work from home are

>>22128928
cope

>>22128928
>what is home gym
>what is not destroying your joints doing manual labor all day

>>22127543
400 days+ for me
I want MORE

>>22128928
wow, cope much?

>>22128972
>>22128977
Seething. Don't forget to wear your muzzle and blinders while I enjoy this beautiful day and fresh air

>>22129088
No offense but I don’t think anyone is jealous of how much you make.

>>22129088
I make more money than you spending 6 hours a day on /biz/. Seethe

>>22129088
Me and my dong are chilling

>>22129199
How much of that $60 a week you make does mom take for “rent”?

>>22127543
my thoughts exactly. holy fuck is my brain just fucked? I literally cannot put in the bare minimum to finish these fucking tasks.

>company has layoffs because covid
>keep your job despite doing barely anything but jerk off at home
>put your wages in magic internet zoomer money

>>22129143
>>22129199
>>22129233
Oh no the little cucks are doubling down on the seethe. Go walk around the neighborhood or something and better wear your mask

>>22129304
Same. Half afraid of getting laid off but also don’t care about anything anymore.

>>22129426
Why would we go outside? We are not slaves lmao

I finished my sprint tasks in a day and spent the whole week doing absolutely nothing. How do you guys stay motivated to pick up new skills/improve your domain? Im browsing /biz/ while worrying my skillset stagnating, would be shit when I apply for new job next time.

>>22129638
Sure you're not little goy, welp I'm done with breakfast have fun on zoom

>>22129328
Same here. Unironically worked for 20 minutes and spent the rest of the time playing Heroes 3, UT and jerking off

>>22129088
Fuck off normie.

>wake up 5 minutes before standup
>just join the standup from my phone, too lazy to go to my desk
>give a bullshit update “I’m updating documentation, writing some test cases... this ones a bit tricky heh”
>”awesome great job anon, let us know if you need anything! thanks guys have a great day”
>go back to bed and sleep until lunch
>go out for a drive for some lunch, answer occasional Slack messages from phone
>get home, eat lunch, still haven’t touched my work computer
>hm, I feel kind of sleepy
>have a nap
>it’s 4pm, I clock off for the day it’s been a tough day in the office

>>22127543
If i send to the wrong address, it would still show on https://www.blockchain.com/ that something was at least sent from my wallet address, right?

work in finance, login, jerk off, go to the shops, buy alcohol sat watching david blaine on YT do his balloon trick. getting paid to drink and watch shit online, meme planet

Same OP. I've been reading the classics, watching anime, listening to classical music, and working on a side hustle that I think will generate passive income for the rest of my life if I do it right.

God bless shitty managers. I'm at two months straight now hoping for one more before they remember I exist.

>>22129088
I make $50 an hour and smoke weed and drink all day.

>>22129088
I would like to do this but it’s hard to give up a $50 an hour desk cuck job where I do nothing. Especially because I’d have to do an apprenticeship if I ever want to touch $50 an hour again.

>do work
>take calls to help others do work
>lunch meeting
>5 min sandwich
>do work
>sign off at 730
>hit gym
>study for cert/prep presentation/etc
>try to jerk off
>too tired
>7 hrs of sleep

>>22127569
>>22127543
jej

dangerously based

for me, the 2 days a month i work, i just happen to get
"food poinsoned" on

see ya next month suckers
keep sending my paycheckies

>>22127543
God I wish that were me. Customer service = actually have to respond to phone calls/emails otherwise they get wise. Luckily I can report my own hours so I always give myself some buffer time.

>>22129713
>late 20s working in kitchens
God i fucked up in life

>>22131465
You're young, sort it out.

>>22127543

>Working from home
>Setting up phone systems as a partner with another company
>Sweet talk customers, make them laugh
>When shit breaks and it takes more than 10 mins to fix, I just call the provider
>Conference them in on a call with the customer so they can fix the problem
>Mute phone and play Factorio/Check my crypto.

>>22128928
Wagie slavie

>>22131465

Get an associates in IT or networking/database/security. You can score an entry level gig as a help desk cuck somewhere for 15-20 an hour for a year before moving onto a Jr. Admin position.

Take it from a 30 yo boomer that turned shit around in the last couple years, its not too late. But get off your ass NOW.

OP here, just clocked out. Today was a bit busy and actually worked 90 min

Can confirm, left hand is currently fondling the balls and it might just stay that way for a few hours. It's really hard work.

are you faggots not paranoid you might get canned?
I work myself half to death as a wfh fag and even though my bosses keep telling me I do great work, Im constantly scared of getting shitcanned and not working hard enough

I’m neet and spend about 6 hours a day doing coding courses and creating projects in hopes of getting a job. I never get replies from my applications, and now I’m finding out I already do more work than people with jobs, but for free?

>>22131904
Yeah

>>22127543
checking in

Fuck you man I sprained my ankle - this shit is legit purple and swollen right now - and my supervisor is telling me I HAVE to come in to work today.

>>22131865
I just don’t care anymore; if I get fired I’ll just kill myself or something.

>>22131865
that's how they want you to feel

another day of university (still doing absolutely nothing)

>>22131993
tell him, "if you pick me up i'll come in. Otherwise I can't even walk to the bus"
See what he says then, lol

>>22127543
based homechad

>>22131865
No one fires straightaway, there's PIP etc...

Yep. Watch anime smoke weed and game all day while doing about 2-3 hours of actual work and a couple zoom meetings. Easiest 1.5k a week. Bless covid.

Anyone in sales?

>>22132174
Sales is the faggest department, everyone hates you.

>>22132174
reporting in

>>22132233
Without sales, you starve, friend

>>22129013
day +1500 here, i got at least another 5yrs more

>>22132471
And without us devs you having nothing to sell

>>22127543
Actually had to make a few phone calls this morning, now that I've gotten the little annoyances out of the way I will return to spending the next hour browsing /biz/ and billing a client for it.

>>22131865
Been here for almost a decade I don’t care if they fire me I’ll go do something different I fucking hate working in finance

time theft is still theft, you're not only stealing from your employer but feel the need to brag about it online

>>22132998
Nice bait

>>22128163
You know what to do anon.

>>22133192
Ha I wish. I was genuinely hoping he would die desu.

>>22131865
I was when this shit first started but realized unless I sexually assault someone it won’t be an immediate firing. It’s not like I do zero work just the bare minimum to get by. And if I do get fired then I just find a new job.

>>22131865
Same but once you realize they aren’t going to reward your efforts then you stop giving a shit as much.

>>22127543
Based. I applied for a remote job at chainlink last week. If I get it I will ask to be paid in linkies and won't even quit my current job, as I don't even do any work for it

>get laid off during the peak of pandemic mania
>learn options trading
>spend two hours a week trading options
>making close to the same amount of money for none of the stress and social interaction
>will be able to continue doing this after the memevirus is over

>>22134179
>once you realize they aren’t going to reward your efforts
This. Once I realized that going above and beyond the job description didn't lead to anything and my efforts went rewarded, I went exactly the opposite direction

Fuck them

>>22134225
How did you learn option trading fren?

>>22127543
Never had a job. Life is good

>>22134288
You know what would be funny, if we worked for the same company. Kek

>>22134179
Exactly this.

Doing the bare minimum is all they’re getting from me

>>22134578
US Software company? What letter does the name start with?

>>22128335

it's just a problem when all the useless meetings start to conflict with each other.

Ahhhh, another day at the office! Woke up around 10 am and did my morning briefing, went back to bed till 1pm, 1pm is the peak time to wake up for max comfort, Now just finished up a light cardio session and taking a shower. Soon I will login check my investments and emails while taking Kratom and smoking my morning bowl of fine kush. Then i will do sales calls for a couple hours make 200$ for the day and clock out. This is hard work I deserve a long gaming session of Wasteland 3. Cheers to all the Rich Neets in this thread, our professions allow us this privilege as we are highly sought after .... A toast to the Rich Neet Life Frens !

OFFICIAL THREAD MOVIE SCENE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBfTrjPSShs

>>22128252
>>22128335
curios about what is your job anons

>>22134352
I typed how to options trade into youtube

>>22135176
Kino af

>>22135199
Software dev

> 23 yo
> shit country
> still going to work normally
> 2-3 new covid cases in my work place every week
> 16 labour hours due lack of personal

Sure life's great

>>22135304
Switch jobs

>>22134988

>>22127543
Same again anon, saw you yesterday.

God I visit this board just for the wagie stories. I love not being a wage slave.

>>22128928
You mean, how based we are making money.

Home workers, even if you made the same amount as us, we will always make more than you. Fuck your commute and fuck your suit nigger.