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i just turned 30 and am still a kissless handholdless virgin
how can i profit from this?

>> No.22126388

>>22126322
short yourself

>> No.22126418

fuck im so scared of this being me, how do i avoid this besides killing myself

>> No.22126455

It so horrible being a romantic these days. The first time I ever held hands with a girl and that same day she gushed to me about how she is really into anal. Gross.

>> No.22126495

>>22126418
buy RSR

>> No.22126518

>>22126322
I gave up long ago. I'm not even unattractive and had many opportunities. I am just mentally ill so being attractive doesn't matter.

>> No.22126544

>>22126455
Hot

>> No.22126556

>>22126455
>Literally strikes gold
>Too much of a basedboy to do anything about it

>> No.22126566

You will soon become the most desirable kind of male as virginity becomes increasingly trendy.

>> No.22126579

>>22126388
checked and based

>> No.22126619

>>22126322
Sell your virginity on eBay

>> No.22126647

>>22126455
you have her number?

>> No.22126649

>>22126322
Update on the cool wizard powers bro

>> No.22126726

>>22126322
go fuck some whores
go out and meet people

>> No.22126759

>>22126322
Most of the guys in this board are the same, or only got laid years ago in highschool or smth.

>> No.22126775

>>22126455
I wouldn’t mind putting my penis in her asshole if you know what I mean ;)

>> No.22126789

>>22126322
Rent yourself out as a pathetic object of ridicule. Oh wait, you do that for free

>> No.22126889

>>22126726
If you fuck a whore and then refuse to pay after, isn’t that technically profit?

>> No.22126941

>>22126322
write a book
sell it to fags

>> No.22126960

>>22126455
lmao what a faggot

>> No.22127017
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22127017

>>22126759
speak for yourself anon
>29
>400k in crypto
>wife brings in 100k annually
>fuck every day

>> No.22127022

>>22126889
>be me
>a fitizine
>fuck a milf
>she pays me after we finish
am i a whore?

>> No.22127042

>>22126322
>i just turned 30 and am still a kissless handholdless virgin
>how can i profit from this?
Are you a woman?

>> No.22127047

>>22126455
have sex incel

>> No.22127108

>>22127022
I think you already know the answer you filthy slut.

>> No.22127200

>>22127022
Worse, you're a woman.

>> No.22127521
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22127521

Every time I see a woman I imagine smashing her stupid fucking dumb whore face in with a brick. How do I profit from this?

>> No.22128375

life weights everyday morning and eat a healthy diet. everything else will work out. trust me. i went from being a virgin at 12 to fucking your mom at 13.

>> No.22128514

>>22128375
I am 7 years /fit/ now, lift and eat better than anyone around me.

Never even kissed a girl

>> No.22128562

>>22126322
you already profited by not having to spend that money on a woman, for better or worse

>> No.22128753

>>22126388
He sounds like he is short already

>> No.22128853

>>22128514
That’s because fit is a cope. You can’t lift away the tism