/biz/ - Business & Finance

Damn.... I finally decided to join in with the GME bretheren, I do truely see gamestop coming back up. am I deluded or is this going to PUMP?

Let me play for you the song of my people
>BRRRRRR

>>22124369
>"Oui? He bought the top again? Pump it, no Anon left behind."

>TOS starts having stability issues
>move to tastyworks
>tastyworks begins to have stability issues
JUST

>>22124414

Based

>>22124415
they like fixed TOS stability, I remember for like two days a month ago is was complete shit and they came out saying were sorry this wont happen again.... And it hasnt happned again.

>>22124399
i bought on opening monday and I'm adding another few $K for shit and giggles into the new shitcoin of the stock market.
There's enough elements for super overspecualtion, and we're actually smart money given how some online boards are still full of idiots trying to short gamestop.

Borrowing fee apparently almost tripled according to iborrow. Short Interest at
123.40% according to sekingalpha (no idea on how recent that was though, fuck)

>>22124399
Buy under $7, if it drops. Everything else is risky.

>stop loss sell orders don't help you at night
Can somebody explain to a caveman what this means

>>22124369
When is the WKHS rugpull boiz?

>>22124470
Too late.... 60 shares at 9.8ish. I hope we will all make it brother.
>>22124467
Based Braniac /biz/nessmen

>>22124470
Why? It looks like it's in a channel. Seems like there's going to be a small dump on opening and it'll continue on an upward trend.

>>22124478
If a stock depreciates outside of market hours (at night) then the stop loss won't stop the loss at the exact figure you've set

>>22124498
Did you place orders for 60 shares at 9.80?
That's really fucking stupid considering premarket was at 8.00 at most

Liquidated my AMD, AAPL, NVDA, FB, GOOG, SE, BABA, JD

Going balls deep in FNGD

>>22124532
FFFFFFFFFNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGd

WHERE'S THE FUCKING TIKTOK DEAL AAAAAAAAHHHHH

>>22124532
surely this is the exact moment when it all turns around for no reason at all

>>22124414
REMINDER

>>22124580
men

Paypal still a good buy?

>>22124598
Yes, and?

>>22124580
tiktok is bigger than microsoft they cant afford it

I am too retarded to make money off of stocks and it makes me want to kill myself
I am going to be poor until I die

Apple is unstoppable. Still on the upward march to 150 per. Once 150 is breached 300 is a coming baby..

We're almost there, people are remortgaging their houses to buy it. Last time we had clowns of that caliber when BTC was $19,000

>>22124614
research call debit spreads

>>22124610
>Tiktok is bigger than Microsoft they can't afford it

>>22124580
this is why you just buy TQQQ instead, you'd be like +20% by now from a couple weeks ago, then you'd just have a comfortable stop loss at -10% just in case but really it's gonna go +20% until elon's battery day

What should I do about GME?

>>22124641
what the fuck does elons battery day have to do with tqqq?
am i dumb or are you dumb?

Watch the blink conference today 10 minutes after open.
Also suck my left nut bitch who told me to sell. I’m gonna be dick deep in your sister after I walk out of her large on a 200 swing trade.

>>22124614
just buy SPLV or VIS every week

>>22124700
WE are dumb

Now that the dust has settled, was Trump right in saying that you have to feel the market? in my opinion yes.

>>22124700
>he doesn't know

>>22124369

OILBROS WHERE WE AT?

REPORT IIN

XOM&RDSB HERE!
WE GONNA MAKE IT

>JAMF now at -5% from -10% after they shit the bed in earnings
>mfw I'm actually gonna be green on these shitheads

>>22124700
this is a hype-based market now you dumbo

What broker lets me trade options if I'm European?

Could I get a bunch of student loans and then put it all into TQQQ?

RRGB marching again

BUY AAPL AMD TSLA JUST LIKE ALEXIA AND HER FRIENDS DID!

>>22124760
Crash when?

>>22124744
yeah i forgot.

>>22124451
>>22124415
Is TOS / TD worth it over what appears to be a much more vanilla and dry Schwab?
I pretty much just plan on doing buy and hold and maybe some covered calls. Nothing big brained.

t. midwit

>>22124775
she is going to do better than pennyshitters kek

>>22124414
Thank you bog!

>>22124735
>down 20% on shell
>was up 10% in meantime and got too complacent
>too cocky when back at 0%

I cringe every time I look at in my portfolio

>>22122337
what website is this?

>>22124775
that absolute pro letting her know she made a horrible mistake by not buying before the split

>>22124760
better get some loans you can default on

>>22123818
should i bother diversifying? i just have 300 shares of AAPL at 127, set it and forget it. it keeps going up every day for some reason idk. seems like all of the tech FAGTMAANN stocks are doing well, although TSLA is kinda poopy atm. also have 300 GME because gambling.

really don't know when/if i should take profits before at least a year is up for tax purposes. the election worries me a bit if it is contested. idk if i should try to "optimize" this shit or literally just forget about it for at least a year, thoughts? i have a sell order in for 300 just for a giggle.

>>22124700
It's not battery day, it's L-Day (Lithium Day) and our tanks will roll out to "that" country.

>>22124775

>>22124775
This is terrifying, even my financially retarded mother asked me about Apple shares last week.

>>22124596
It's up 3.4% in premarket you nigger

>>22124808
sell covered calls and make extra money

>>22124787
I use TOS simply because it runs on literally everything, I have a laptop from 2004 that has 2gb of RAM and has only like 1ghz for its cpu speed and I do a ton of trading on that with Thinkorswim. I would say use it because although you might not need the advanced features, you might in the future.

>>22124804
michael sullivan you fuckin simp

nasdaq is about to gap up hard
usually triggers a sell off

>>22124826
but you're still retarded

>>22124760
i'm putting more of my student corona neetbux into GME. If this works out, im gonna be so mad at myself for not maxing out my student line of credit (2.95% interest) but ehhhhh, i can recover from $5K when it was given to me for free anyways, but I can't recover easily from $50k

SHARE YOUR WATCHLIST

what will the nvda dip look like

>>22124735
XOM and RDSB here. About 55% of my portfolio is in oil. The bags are heavy and hands are tired, but I still hold

>>22124826
That's the inverse FNGD, not FNGU

>>22124845
Godly proportions on that jawline, Chad bought long before the split. He's going to dump his bags on her, only to dump a load inside her later that day.

>>22124614
Haha...yeah

>>22124808
keep selling .3 delta covered calls (roll them out constantly but make sure the shares are not called away)

>>22124775
it's gonna keep going down, isn't it...? idk how AAPL keeps going up i wonder if it's TSLA refugees realizing the party is over and hopping over to the other mooning tech stock with cult status that actually has one of the most powerful economic moats in the world?

>>22124852
Interest on my student loans (60k euros) is only 0.0%

>>22124804
why is it better to buy before a split?

Buy GME at open, or wait for it to dip in 1-2 hours?

>>22124821

Its about time to sell then.
Same thing happened to me with bitcoin.

No one ever talked to me when i did open the topic about it when it wasnt mainstream.

Fast forward , Bitcoin gets mainstream everyone comes to me asking things and i begin to sell.

If your Janitor or friends are talking about an investment than look forward to sell your position as soon as newbish money comes in. - Mahatma Buffet

>>22124830
what strike? should i do weeklies? i've never done options before, just stocks.

>>22124892
You get free shares when it splits

>>22124891
we have 0% interest loans too but the government pays it directly to your schools. I only have to pay like $500 this semester so 90% of my bank is in my TFSA right now

>second day of 20-30% green
we're gonna make it, fraud bros

>>22124892
it isn't the dude was just being a sperg and trying to impress the ladies
i swear on my life i hate everything behind the term "mansplaining" but it's literally what he did. said something utterly meaningless because he wanted to prove his intellectual superiority and assert himself as an authority

>>22124867

BROOO I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.

IM ALSO BALLS DEEP IN OIL.

XOM AND RDSB WAS LIKE 45% OF MY 'FOLIO 2 WEEKS AGO AND NOW ITS 41% AT AROUND 40.000$ GOING LOWER AND LOWER MAKING THIS BAGS HEAVY AF FROM DAY TO DAY

>>22124775
>implying that the median /biz/ poster isn't doing the same thing
>implying the median /biz/ poster isn't a poorfag with a checking account tier portfolio value

>>22124914
Just play it safe, sell week out with pretty OTM strikes if you don't wanna get exercised

>>22124911
personally i'm gonna watch it like a hawk in the first 30 min. not gonna buy at opening when premarket is obviously pumped as usual
Buying at opening was only smart on Monday.

none of this matters if GME hits $50 though lol. Also keep it mind that GME has $8 billion in revenue annually. It's actually still a value buy when you compare it to other electronics retailers. It just needs a restructuring and that's what Cohen(maybe Burry?) is about as activists. Risk of bankruptcy is gone this year.

>>22124932
Are people retarded? Didn't it fucking bankrupted?

>>22124851
Maybe. But i bet I have more money than you and get more pussy than you

>>22124968
Hey fuck you, man. My account is like 20 months of average wages for this country. Not my fault I was born a poor boy in a poor land ;___;

>>22125015
i'm married
not remotely interested in pussy anymore

Give me one reason not to dump apple and tesla and just put it all into tqqq

>US jobs market missed earnings
Uh oh

>>22124949
>risk management in the OP
>no one fucking reads the OP
you get what you deserve

>>22124775
Hey they're just like us!

Is it too late to dump into TQQQ?

>>22124669
Pamp it

>>22124821
My mom told me Apple was going to split and I should buy. It was 380 at the time. My avg cost is 500 kek
Listen to your parents bros.

>>22125063
Nobody cares about the unemployed Retail Monkeys who need food stamps one way or another. Bottom 30% of America means nothing to the Market.

gme 4/16/21 10c
based or cringe?

>>22125042
>getting paid by the month
The state of Euros. I hope you make it bro.
>>22125043
Nice. That's more important anyway man, chasing hoes is a useless endeavor

>>22125008
>Didn't it fucking bankrupted?
have you learned nothing from HTZ
have you learned nothing from APRN
have you learned nothing from GME

retard shorts

>>22124856
How did you get that patrician font on IBKR?

Should I buy 2 aapl or 1 spy today? I already have a presplit apple

>>22125048
You can do covered calls with your apple shares and TSLA will probably moon back up for no reason.
You can do covered calls with TQQQ but from what i understand it's a lot riskier due to the innate volatility of leveraged etfs.
If you are just going to buy and hold then yeah go for it.

This is unrelated to /biz/
But when I called GMC to see that my membership was canceled the Indian tech support was spelling out something and said
>J as in giraffe...
>A as in apple
And I had to hold my laugh back.

>>22125048
because c-crash soon

>>22124478
It depends on your broker, get a real one

>>22125141
im on linux so the fonts are all different

>>22125048
There is none fren, tqqq is the ultimate gains machine

>>22124369
whatcha drinking this morning lads?

for me its a monster since I'm out of cold brew coffee

made some new OC for you guys i hope you like it :^)

Why the fuck are futures +1%?
When's the rug pull?

>>22125133
>he doesnt get paid a wad of small denomination bills from a bag at the evening of the last day of a month while a big boy looks menacing and asks for a signature in a generic notebook

Bro, do you even capitalism?

based euro markets

Is anyone going all in on NVDA or is it too late? Thinking about buying a few call debit spreads do am i too late?

>>22125180
i used to work customer service and i once sat across from this incredibly hot chick and she hated me because on the first day i heard
>Z like in xylophone
and i couldn't stop laughing

>>22125197
It's a man isn't it

>>22125195
For me? It's Yerba, matey

>>22125198
He thinks there's going to be a rug pull

NAK moons today. im strapped in ready for lift off

>>22125247
Definitely.

do i all in tqqq or nvda at the dip

>>22125175
But stocks only go up

Premarket is 138 aapl, i'm just going to pull the trigger and drop my bagholding 58,000 into it. Can't handle waiting for the share price to dip anymore

wish my godspeed anons

>>22125253
fuck off baggie no one wants to buy your shit stock

>>22125253
industrial strength girdle

>>22125253
if you really think so anon, couldn’t hurt to buy a few shares

>>22125159
>buying spy ever
Get out
>>22125214
Yeah bro I get the remainder of my wages paid in a digital currency backed by absolutely nothing after a hefty amount of taxes are taken out for things I will never use then I get taxed on everything I buy with my taxed paper. Feels very capitalist to me bro. God bless USA. Freedom ain't free.

imagine gambling with penny trash when stocks like zoom go up 40% literally overnight

>tfw have 100 RKT

Where my RKT chads, to 100 when?

>>22125216
>leveraged American Tech is currently the best stock you can currently buy on the Bongland Market
We are doomed.

>DKNG adds Michael Jordan as Advisor
>Stock rockets

>>22125317
it has to be maxed out and about to dip

>>22125286
it moons u fomo and buy the top

>>22124622
dubs too? This is actaully a fair point. Selling 75% of my shares, going to keep 25% and set up a stop loss just in case. Thanks fren for reminding me not to be greedy

>>22125317
Zoom is penny trash

>>22125317
>wake up
>make a pot of coffee
>check my RH
>pre-market gains are roughly a week's pay
>sips

I'm considering deleveraging a little. Currently about 60/40 QQQ/TQQQ, made about 20 grand. There's a good chance I'll regret this but I think i'm going to go 80/20

>>22125342
how about the past 6 months where people here mentioned zoom

oh yeah you guys are smooth brained FOMO monkeys

>>22125216
>leveraged American Tech is the best stock you can currently buy on the Bongland Market
We are doomed.

>>22124775
Nice. I really really want a fucking crash. Wipe new blood out the market, make them too scared to take the risk again, and then let it climb from March levels once more.

might sell off my ARKF (though it has astronomical room for growth) and buy some more LEAP AAPL calls. Cashed out heavy on calls yesterday, I think the momentum continues through this week. Next week needs to be red.

>>22125375
>deleted just to post a frog
kek

QQQ up 1.2% premarket. Todays gonna be a good day bros. Even tho i got food poisoning yesterday and am shitting my brains out at work its made better by knowing im about to make 3k on my calls

>>22125356
lol ytho? So you believe in qqq but not the bull version which has additional weight in FAGMAN?
You want to step back when the fed just announced that we are in a stonks only go up market?
>woah nelly

FUCK YOU FIDELITY I WANT ALL MY MONEY AVAILABLE NOW ITS BEEN 3 DAYS NIGG RAAAAHHH

Is it possible that some stocks are cursed? Any time I bought AAPL or TSM, it made me money. Any time I bought TSLA it crashed. Is this a sign from bogs?

>premarket green dildos
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>22125345
I've never FOMOed in my life.

>>22125388
Same. I don't know if we will hit the March lows due to all the shenanigans the US Fed is pulling but we should get a nice dump to load up on some cheapies.

>>22125396
Ayyyy my nigga u bought the qqq march calls ive been shilling. BASED

>>22125317
stuff like this is why i wonder if i should bother trying to optimize selling and buying back in lower instead of just hodling good shit long term. no one could have predicted that shit. im sure if something amazing happens with AAPL and it skyrockets on some news no one could predict that either. you just have to buy big tech companies with meme potential and literally wait.

who was it who said that good investing was boring and if you were having fun you probably weren't making any money? literally just buy and hold.

>>22125426
Yes, tell me when you buy APPL again so I can sell.

>>22125397
Had a retarded typo, decided to throw in Pepe just for a good measure.

>>22125426
>Any time I bought TSLA it crashed. Is this a sign from bogs?
No it's a sign you need to stop having paper hands

>>22125426
>TSLA goes up double digit percents every single day
>it goes down 4% in one day and that's a crash
lol

>>22125429
Not TSM though. Despite being the workshop fueling all of the green stock with next gen chips.

>>22125426
Same here. I still bought a share though.

T-15 minutes rocket bros

>>22125421
with AMTD i literally have access to money i put into it from my bank account immediately. like, literally instantly.

Selling everything, all in RKT at open

Bros my asshole is burning like someone rubbed it in habanero peppers what the fuck. I CANT STOP SPEWING OUT MY BUSSI

AAPL PREDICTIONS TODAY?

WHAT'S THE HIGHEST?

>>22125464
That was two weeks ago, my friend. Feel free to sell

>>22125459

>>22125493
what happens in 15 minutes ?

Buy UTZ chips, they’re red hot!

>>22125502
AHHH FUCK NOW MY ASSHOLE IS TOO WHAT THE FUCKKK MY BUUUUSSSI

please based RH smash buy in 8 minutes on the horse

>>22125459
Yup, so true. I tried to buy and flip OSTK and TSLA repeatedly. Even though I made money doing it, I would have made way more if I just bought and held.

>>22125426
TSLA is basically a really expensive penny stock. AAPL and TSM are real companies with actual economic moats and revenue. AAPL is way better than TSM because it both has one of the strongest economic moats in the world and ALSO has major meme potential and cult status. everyone either owns an iphone or wish they could. i want to say they either own an iphone or live in a 3rd world country but honestly there are probably people in 3rd world countries who bought iphones.

>>22125499
I did too but only 25k of it. The rest is on hold I guess until everything clears. Fucking BS meanwhile QQQ is mooning like $15 since I initiated the transfer

>>22125520
SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (BRRRRRRRRRR) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM MOOONING!!!!! IM MOONING, IM MOONING IM MOONING IM MOOOOONING MOOOOOOOOOON, MOOONING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, MOOOOON, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, MOOOOON, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus.

>>22125459
That requires you to predict what stock will get an epic meme pump, meaning the odds are extremely high that you boomer hold some shit that never gets that meme pump. Nobody except bitcoin smart money has ever made it by holding.

>>22125357
i bought zoom during april, it topped out in like may then started to drop so i dropped it. theres literally no explanation for it to go 40% up overnight 2 days ago on zero innovation or news

>>22125513
Getting rich slow is dead. Markets don’t act like that anymore, we’re unironically in a new paradigm. If you’re not 100% in leveraged ETFs and tech you’re wrong.

>>22125513
>get rich slow
>is born rich

>>22125087
I dumped 90% of my portfolio into TQQQ, with an extra 10% for pennystocks and high volatility. Essentially gambling money.

>>22125412
Simply risk reduction, and so I can leverage up again when we dip.

>>22125493
How much of that scale model do you think she could fit in her anus? Asking for a friend

>>22125406
calls on QQQ? how liquid are those? when you put them up for sale how long does it normally take? SPY is instant so i like it for that

>>22125556
Can confirm that 3rd world era have iPhones
My cousins in Mexico have all iPhones
But they are not peasant hicks so that is why

>>22125513
Based Buffet

>>22125406
This is gonna be fun

>>22124735
Deep in OXY before the crash, HAL after.
The HAL gains have been amazing, but they're almost exactly equalled out by the OXY losses - like fuck sake give me a break universe.

>>22125509
$136 close after a brief spike to 138 early on then crabbing until 136 eod

>>22125597
Its instant wtf u retarded nigger. Qqq daily volume is like 40million

>>22125619
Berkshire also fully owns a fuck ton of companies, Dairy Queen, geico, fruit of the loom

>>22125537
>>22125502
Sounds like you need to invest into utz.

>>22125615
Can confirm too, in Brazil people save 3 months worth of salary to buy an iphone and keep complaining that they don't have enough money to buy food.

>>22125459
Remember that cartoon picture or whatever of three people investing in three different ways? The person that simply invested into the S&P with the starting amount and kept on depositing money monthly to compound rather than wait for a big dip to buy , made greater returns in the end

>>22125421
yeah fuck Fidelity I loved to TD. Fidelity wouldn't even let me do advanced options. Fuck em

reminder to never fall for the cash meme or the crash is around the corner meme i lost so much potential money being a retard

>>22125540
i made good money off of TSLA during this split hysteria but honestly i don't trust it. at least a couple of times it went up double digits and came all the way back down to my entry price before going up further again, scary shit. finally once the news came out: https://seekingalpha.com/news/3610383-tesla-raising-capital-market-agreement-for-up-to-5b-in-shares i decided to take my profits and luckily got out before it came down a lot yesterday.

now instead of doing AAPL and TSLA im just doing AAPL with $40k, already up another $3k now. we'll see how it goes. i've got another $10k i use to cover my day trading.

NVDA up 6% pre-market and I bought leverage certificates on Monday.

>>22125666
Checked. I heard it's cheaper to come to the US buy an iphone and go back than it is to buy one in Brazil bc of the markups.
Also, tell your brazilian compadres that Hollister is not a luxury brand

WE CRASHING SOON I AM HAVING TOO MUCH LUCK AAAAAAAA

>>22125712
AAAAA SHOULD'VE BOUGHT THAT 600 CALL YESTERDAY

I'm a degenerate and I'll never learn.

>>22125685
Crash is coming one day and by that time
Spy will crash to the incredible low of 400

ahem

RKTCHADS WYA

You should’ve bought BLNK what the fuck did I tell you idiots?

Yesterday i sold my tqqq like a pussy so today I just fomoed into Tesla. I put a stop loss at 460. I'm ready to bleed or go to 500

>>22125751
25 shares at 18 . This stock has been nuts. Curious how big of a sell off will happen after earnings. I bought a put a few weeks ago thinking it was going to drop. Maybe I can make some money back on it.

Fuck it im poor, should I buy apple green for 10/2 and sell green?

TSM under $80 today?

>>22125787
>namefag
go buy your apples

>>22125787
You should offer your boi pucci to the nearest biggest blackest gorilla looking nigger you can find, faggot

>pumps in premarket
>starts going down as soon as t minus 30 minutes to open

We have all seen this a million times, the market will rugpull on the open after dumping hard in the ten minutes before open

>>22125787
GME calls

>Chief Officer for Diversity, Health Equity and Inclusion
How do I short my fucking school bros?

>>22125809
>vlc
Hi, boomer

>>22125816
watch for the gap fill on nasdaq and buy TQQQ at the bottom

>>22125842
fuck you man i moved to a pc and forgot all the anime codec packs

>>22125666
i keep telling anons this but they don't listen. "lmao bro pandemic etc how are people gonna buy iphones during a pandemic bro???" well, here's your answer.

the unwashed masses are retarded, don't fight it. they'll go hungry to afford the latest iphone. sounds crazy but welcome to clown world, might as well profit from it.

>>22125837
Reply all with this

>>22125837
>UF

fuck you guys

Holy shit RKT wants to fucking moon.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/09/02/draftkings-shares-surge-16percent-after-michael-jordan-joins-betting-company-as-board-advisor.html

Ultimate gambling chad joins gambling company.

>>22125882
A man can go a week with little to no food. A man cannot not have a cell phone for a day, because reputation is lost forever in an instant

>>22125048
Because most of TQQQs gains are coming from Apple and Tsla anyway. Might as well just hold them and ditch the other meme stuff.

>>22125751
I wish I put more info RKT. I knew it was bottomed out at around ~$18, threw a small chunk into it, and then forgot about it. Still glad I got in though.

>>22125712
NVDA chad, patrician move!
RTX3000 here we go!

I have 30 7$ calls on GME that expire Friday. Not sure what I should do. Is it worth risking holding them if this dumps?

Is microsoft actually a good play? You think a company with their name wouldn't have crabbed for 3 months now. Why aren't I rich yet?

>>22125921
So why hold just tesla instead of have diversity and gains

whatcha guys jamming to pre-market?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N4JRpBbogY&t=3s

>>22125945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIcc0wHimtw

Take your bets on how soon robinhood is gonna go down again

So when the fuck is the USPS contract supposed to go through? Tryna buy some calls.

>>22125942
Because the gains on Tqqq will be less than TSLA since you are holding other trash.

>>22125459
>>22125673
Here you go

>>22125903
You got it, just bought some puts.

>>22125940
they arent meme worthy.

>>22125966
9:30:30 AM

>>22125945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etviGf1uWlg

you're all gonna be jacking it for the next 5 minutes

Checked out some KLR, really interested in it. Not enough DD to buy some calls, but absolutely getting some shares for fun.

>>22125945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki-fATpXa00
Big chillin.

>AAPL mooning
>RKT mooning
>QQQ mooning
>TSLA mooning

guys I’m scared I should let be allowed to be this green

>nvda 6% yesterday and 6% premarket
i iwsh i had money to invest in everything i think worth it

>>22125837
this fucking garbage has permeated every facet of america. they are now openly indoctrinating academia with marxism

RKT scientists is this the easiest money ever?

>>22126014
based. I listen to the jason sanders vaporwave mixes sometimes

>>22124886
>keep selling .3 delta covered calls

explain this to me like i was 5 and how to do this on ToS.

>>22124775
>all those incels rushing to mansplain to their princess

>>22125195
Diet root beer

Also what's the difference between QQQ and VGT? They both seem to have the same holdings yet everybody seems to talk about QQQ the most.

>>22125945
I always start my morning with:

a) 90s era drum and bass: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bKZuLasy84&t=2130s
b) a black cup of coffee
c) /smg/

>>22125945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8efRFhEcuQ
Yes I am green

>>22125945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JJrLi6FaS0

>>22126045
Are you cutting now, hairdyer anon? Good for you

>mfw loaded up on NVAX puts

>>22125837
Don't give them a penny after you graduate, and be sure to let them know why.

Related, my state school got their first female president last year. The number of shitty emails we get on a weekly basis has at least 5x'd, and she's bitched to no end about muh 'rona and muh racism.

>>22125983
Boomer propaganda. I’m up over 100% this year thanks to retarded memes like NKLA and TSLA.

>>22125945
https://youtu.be/PmUNEUkJ08Y
I was listening to this song when my girlfriend broke up with me... didnt let it ruin the song though lol.

>>22126031
I'm super fucking bearish on RKT, but not bearish enough to buy puts, good luck fren, I hope you make money.

>>22125945
Good Fucking Morning Boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmXWkMlKFkI

>>22126027
I wish I had the courage to buy more.

Long term boomer investor here, never bought a call before or did options at all, gonna risk $1800 on it in exactly 15 minutes, what’s the move

>>22126045
>diet soft drink
>"waffles", fried chicken
>breakfast
you're fat arent you

how effective are trailing stops for TQQQ? it didn't plummet terribly and instantly in march

>>22125977
Until tesla crabs

>>22126045
Based chicken n waffles eater

>>22126082
gramps.... I would do more research and test it with tiny options first.

>>22126082
vix calls, right now it is going up slowly when the market goes up and goes up sharply when the market shows any weakness.

>>22125924
RKT or AAPL or TQQQ on open? $4,000 to invest

>>22126082
any tech call that is slightly OTM (out of the money) and maybe 2 weeks out to expiration. AAPL, MSFT, NVDA are fine.

>>22126047
good man, mine is similar:

a) doomer music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65C68DnQfMc
b) a cup of black coffee and a side of toast
c) /smg/ and /ptg/ (if there is a /ptg/ open)

>>22126086
>he doesn't have jowls
What are you, poor?

>>22126045
Just look at their holdings you mong

When should I sell RKT? When it stops rising this morning, EOD before earnings, or HODL overnight?

I will take you all's advice in this. I really can't afford to mess this up. Thanks.

>>22126045
3 q's is more catchy, did you cook your breakfast with the hair dryer?

>>22126045
>activated almonds

>>22126045
>plastic cutlery
what the fuck is wrong with am*ricans

>>22124775
TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP

>>22126082
puts on RKT. >>22126076
look at the graph. crash incoming

>>22126116
They need to drop Intel bro

>AAPL literally uptrending and the market hasn't even opened yet

bros wtf, why are the jews letting me making all this money?

>>22125994
talk about a wide moat though
valuewise easily one of the best to buy and hold even at these prcies

>>22126071
>>22126029
I'm not giving them a penny. At first I was like yeah I'm proud of going to this med school I'll buy merch. Now I'm like fuck these kikes

>>22126119
hodl it's going to 37

>>22125717
New traders should look at your Daily P&L chart in the middle. That's what successful trading actually looks like. Not all green days with 1 or 2 red days every few months.

>>22126082
AAPL calls but after your first greens today dont get cocky

>NVDA

WHAT THE FUCK

AMD CHADS
RYZEN THE FUCK UP

When's the rug pull?

>>22126045
always trade the instrument with more volume therefore liquidity. QQQ has much more then VGT. this allows you to buy and sell at better prices. and faster!

>>22125983
Why do they use a 3% interest on the first two and then the S&P return on the last

>>22126113
how long do you typically hold your weeklies before selling? i want to drop mine the day after i buy like a hot potato whether they are green or red, is that a bad strategy

>>22124775
History repeats itself.

This is the top.

>>22126045
>plastic cutlery and paper plate
Somebody is prone to rage fits I see

I just need Tesla to go up again today for more than tqqq just so I can buy tqqq back with zero regrets

>>22126147
There wont be a crash. There will be a dip frpm the current pump but RKT already experience a cup and handle so the weak hands has been shaken off.

>>22125983
>>22126194
Nvm i read it wrong

>>22126114
the music seems very vaporwavy. here have some more "doomer" music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECyfX1OR_nk

markets soon..

>>22126165
its literal indoctrination for class warfare. literally the precursor for communism

So it's going to dump pretty hard and close this massive gap at open, right?

>>22126209
Tesla is out of steam buy tqqq

>>22126202
No it's the start of the top. We still have a lot of upside and we know what signals to look out for. These retards will get caught bag holding when it crashes down

GREEN LINE KEEP GO UP

if dubs I go 100% on TQQQ

>>22126139
I've also never seen quite a combination of shitty foods being put together and called "breakfast". My god this country really deserves its fate.

>>22126226
Man its been years since I listened to Bohren, thanks for the quick nostalgia anon

MY QQQ puts are getting fucking slaughtered. This better be the top because i'm going to allocate 3 times more money to shorting this shit.

>>22126226
thanks frendo

>>22126275
>>22126275

A new thread b4 market open gentlemen

>>22126260

>>22126202

>>22126202
>17 feb

>>22126202
lmao pokimane was unironically the top because all the normies flooded in when they modded her in wsb

FUCK can't commit to immediate sell on AAPL

Where would it pullback to?

finally hopped in TSLA, fear the run might be over

>>22126303
Yes, and when was the last crash? Yeah, March. You have a month at best.

>>22125945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjkelyuU8iw

whats that one site where you can view all the options buys to see what the rich insider knowledge people are doing?

>>22126267
go in 100% anyway, you dont need dubs. You know for damn well that you want to.

>>22126326
>being on the same level as >>22126294
SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>22126294
always buy at open

>>22126307
depends if the celebrity has someone managing there account if not probably lower kek

>>22126252
I'm hoping yesterday it was just talking a breath. I think when Tesla loses all steam the rest will follow

>>22126337

If the market is green today we are full Weimer Republic and I will stop caring about lines, RSI, Bollinger bands and just put all my money into SPY 525 2022 LEAPS.

There HAS to be a TQQQ downside, right? I'mguessing it's riskier than you all are letting on?

can someone explain this? it happened yesterday pre-market too. Is it that every dip it gets people rush to buy?

>>22126294
when is it going to pop?

>>22126338
>>22126338
yahoofinance?

>>22126429
>.printer go brrrr

dubs and tqqq is up 5% eod

>>22126412
>Paying attention to meme lines to begin with

>>22125125
Should print. Can finally buy that firecape

>>22126429
basically if the market drops significantly then TQQQ will get hit hard. look at what happened to JNUG, the underlying assets (mainly GDXJ) recovered since March but JNUG itself isn't anywhere close.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>22125931
I'm going all in today fuck it

NOOOOOOOOOOO MY AAPL CALL IT WENT FROM 750 TO 570 WTF HOW ARE THEY ALLOWED TO SELL THEIR SHIT FOR PROFIT THE FIRST 10 SECONDS ON OPEN BUT NOT ME

So are we going to have split threads all day with fucked up OP's again?
WE ARE FUCKING MOOOOOOOOOOONING

>>22126563
Lmao get fucked

robinhood is down again for the third day in a row

Fuck this piece of shit. STOP CRABBING.

WHY ARE PEOPLE DUMPING APPLE

WHY ARE PEOPLE NOT DUMPING WKHS

>>22126675
Hush child. We now have a new resistance level.

>>22126675

ALEXIA PROPHECY CAME TRUE

>>22126675
So that I can buy more, duh!

Yes, I sold the top, how could you tell?

>>22126429
Only if the market goes down continuously. Like if you lose 50% of something you'll need to gain 100% just to go back up. That's why leveraged ETF don't outperform long term but tqqq is the perfect amount of leverage in the perfect index for this economy. It's not even THAT overvalued especially if Biden wins and the elites start making trade deals

>>22126711
Because whales and jews got in. It's going up

TSLA WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS TOLD ME IT WOULD GO BACK UP TODAY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Giving a shit about the opening clown hours

>>22125251
Take the gourd pill, the bags don’t hit the same

HORSE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Black Wednesday

What the fuck is going on, all tech stonks were high in premarket, get dumped IMMEDIATELY on open

Wtf is happening should i buy more qqq leaps??they go up even when qqq goes down

Literally none of you own any stocks. Half of you are bots, the other half are useful idiots in a pump and dump scheme.

Carry on.

>>22126803
it will

>>22126852
retail dump
institutional would have done it in premarket

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>22126803
FUCK TESLA
FUCK ELON

>>22126852
People taking profits probably.

NO NO NONONONONONO EXIT ALL MARKETS RUG PULL INCOMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22126896
Amen, brother

>>22126920
We are still massively green.

And like clockwork, when the americans wake up gold plummets.

>>22126920
don't get your period, it's fine

rip to the guy who had a TSLA stop loss at 460

>>22126958
Is that supposed to be a winnie the pooh wojak or something? Like a chink meme? If so, it should be spelled hunny

aaaand the bounce begins

Apple will see you at $138 later today

we were fooled.

we will never see 500 again

Looking for some help with in Thinkorswim.

How do I view the "latest" P/L Chart of an option that I own? I know how to view the P/L Chart of an option I plan to buy (just right click->analyze trade), but I can't seem to figure out how to do this for an active option that I have.

>>22127028
Kek

so would it be stupid to get back into tqqq/soxl/fgnu right now? i too profits like a week or 2 ago.

This is the beginning of the end :0. Should get a quick bounce soon and im unloaded my calls for cheapies later

Aapl goes directly to hell

>>22124863
not much

>>22126969
i rescind my statement kek

TQQQ IS RED

LITERALLY RED ALERT, I JUST PUT IN 2000

what price should I look to get apple at 130?

Just woke up and my NVDA is up 1.5% nice!

>BABA biggest position
>Up 200
Gonna AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH already though

WHAT SHOULD I SET MY TQQQ STOP LOSS AT?

>>22125197
Accurate. Never date a woman over 25.

>>22127454
Whatever you feel comfortable losing. If it's 3% just do (price right now)*0.97