/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22113279
Yikes

>>22113279
Only if you had AIDS

>>22113279
no i would let you cum on mine for 149,99

>>22113279
Better than eth gas prices

How does eternal hellfire sound?

>>22113279
Yeah. Same price as a good massage with a happy ending. But then you don't get to nut down anyones throat.

>>22113279
cheaper than a ETH transaction

>>22113279
I don't know if it was a good financial decision, probably not, but I love nutting on whore's faces. $150 isn't bad if she was white.

>>22113279
only if it was a guy

I personally have never nutted in a girls mouth. Would like to know what that sensation feels like. So if its only $150 then thats pretty cheap for a one time test.

The average ejaculation for a male is between 2 and 5 milliliters of semen. There are roughly 100 million sperm per milliliter of semen. Say you ejaculated 3.5 milliliters of semen. That gives you around 350 million sperm. The escort (male) that you shared the evening with essentially charged you $1 USD per 2,333,333.33 repeating sperm.
>350,000,000 / 150 = 2,333,333.33 repeating
I don't know what the global average going rate of sperm swallowing is, but I would estimate that it's on the higher side (assuming you're in the United States) as you would likely be able to pay a quarter of the cost for a much higher quality experience, perhaps even multiple experiences at a flat rate, in a third world country.
If you factor in travel costs from the United States to a third world country, maybe it evens out and paying the premium is more cost effective in your opinion. Only you are able to decide if that was a good financial decision or not, but I hope that my analysis has helped you come to a conclusion.

Can you not simp our board up?

>>22113692
this

>>22113279
Yes very good investment sirs keep it up

>>22113692
this lad cooms

>>22113692
dude that comes out at $0.00000042857142918367 / sperm. i'll be fucked if that's not a bargain.

>>22113692
dude that comes out at $0.0000004 / sperm. i'll be fucked if that's not a bargain.

I moved home with my mom and her boyfriend. Since covid and I’m in my 30’s. Found some half white half Latina on tinder who had an insta account on her tinder that I was able to message her without matching on tinder.

She comes over like twice a week to blow me for like 150$, and have to do it in the back seat of my car in the garage. My mom even gives me 100$ sometimes because she knows I have a lot of link

>>22113279
What stopped you from doing it? Literally just let her suck you off and if you're about to cum don't tell her, just do it.

>>22113952
when you message a tinder girl on her instagram you establish yourself as a beta simp that she'll be using at most while other dudes nut inside her for free

>>22113279
Go to the doctor and get tested.

>>22113279
Where do you find them OP?
If I can’t get laid anytime soon I think I’m just gonna sell my soul and start using hookers but I dont want my dick to rot off.

>>22113279
dont listen to some of these fags OP, yes it is a good financial decision granted if $150 is pocket change to you

>>22113279
wtf thats like 3 eth transactions

>>22114097
I'd rather have the 3 ETH transactions, they'll be worth 1.5k in a month.

whores don't swallow

>>22113692
Based autist