/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22097573
Thanks for baking

Reminder quit buying into ponzi schemes

>>22097608
you mean quit buying stocks?

I just got arby's for the last time in my life what unbelievable white trash slop that was

>>22097573
When will the great transfer from Tech into Value and Energy happen? Feels like its close boys.

Jesus it just keeps pumping at ATH. QQQ is insane

I'm a big dummy. Can someone slap the dumb out of my

>>22097573
We have sunk so low that Baggie is the best OP in a day. Is this the rugpull sign?

AUY

>>22097573
IRAN WAR BIY OIL

Someone please tell me why VIR is getting fucked today. Yesterday they were up almost 9% pre market on news of Covid trial, theyve since dropped almost 25% and Im not seeing anything about why

>>22097621
not all stocks, mostly TSLA and NFLX

Really hoping TSLA can make something happen in the power hour

>>22097608
That literally only leaves precious metals then

>>22097518
finviz:
>unusual volume
>tech most active
>tech biggest gainers
>S&P 500 map

>>22097608
what ponzi scheme? Tesla? grow up dork

What's the most /smg/ style haircut? Need to finally get a real one since things are opening up again.
>inb4 just fuck my shit up

>>22097573
>https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
Can you update this think? Robinhood has a "Regulatory Transaction Fee", "Trading Activity Fee", and "American Depositary Reciept Fee".
https://robinhood.com/us/en/support/articles/trading-fees-on-robinhood/

It only adds up to a few dollars, but I invest a smaller percentage of my portfolio overseas and I like don't like how they slowly added these over time. Are there brokerages that don't currently do this?

Cup and handle

i have never successfully shorted ZM

>>22097573
I miss him bros. Cheney 2024?

>>22097627
as soon as the governments of the world stop BRRRR'ing, increase interest rates, and let the companies that need to fail, fail.

so... never.

>>22097663
more like cup and FAGGOT

>>22097671
Buy oil Buy refineries. Lets do this

Where my $NAKers at?

>>22097671

Really wanna drop 3k on tesla calls for 18 september at 520... talk me out of it bros

>>22097657

Someone give me one reason not to buy EVRI leaps right now.

>>22097573
The only question is which mafia cartel can direct federally printed monopoly money into their stock.

>>22097659
Isn't this just a couple cents per transaction?

>>22097657
Short and not faded on the sides with some length on top to part to the side and a tapered back

TSLA will crab between 460 and 500 for the next month

>would be up 500$ if not for tesla

You can take an african from africa, but he will always be a nigger like elon

>>22097573
I've been using affirm and Credova to finance electronics and firearm purchases which I sell for cash to deposit into my investment account. Should I be buying TSLA right now?

HORSEFAGS WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>22097699

>>22097640
what's going on with NFLX? haven't heard anything about it. AAPL is still mooning so that's nice. ZM is pretty nutty after earnings.

>>22097626
fuck you nigger

>>22097657
The Lucas

lmao

Where is the fucking MST WMT tiktok deal

Will they blow up upon announcement?

WKHS profit taking in 3... 2... 1...

>>22097692
LMFAO

>>22097714
actually kinda what I was thinking of getting, ngl

Fuck yes WKHS

>>22097719
Same. All my other stocks are soaring, Tesla is holding me down.

>>22097657
get a buzz cut. easy to maintain, look sharp af like a soldier. if you can grow a proper beard to go with it all the better.

>I sold PLUG earlier today
Fuck me I should always wait until power hour before selling my longs/swings.

>>22097775
nonsense we are taking this bitch to 25 no survivors

>>22097692
GOTTEM

>>22097663
i still don't even know what RKT does but it seems like a penny stock. i mean i own AAPL which is kinda like a penny stock now but at least everyone knows what AAPL is and buys their products every year.

Based LMAOposters

>>22097813
I hate the buzz with beard look actually, and I've had buzz cuts for far too long in my life. I want something to run my fingers through every once and a while and girls can grab on to

I got shares in ACB and APHA any hope of Congress passing legal weed?

>>22097802
Well usually it's the other way around. If you're up you're up.

>>22097813
>that feel when I've gotten a buzz cut a few times
Looks fucking terrible on me to be honest, but it's very low maintenance so I don't even care

>>22097713
>Isn't this just a couple cents per transaction?
I'm getting the feeling we're near the ceiling so I cashed out of my SPY stock and it was ~$1.50 they took. That's enough for a soda.

>tfw hold fngs instead of fngu because i'm too scared to use leveraged etfs
i've missed out on so much money

>>22097719
leave it to /smg/ to actually lose money on TSLA of all things holy shit. have you been living under a rock for the past couple of weeks or something?

anyways buy AAPL

About to deposit 800, what should I buy, I hold 2 shares of TQQQ and 5 of APPL

>>22097865
mortgage broker app

>>22097918
FNGU or SOXL

>>22097877
Should have bought oil, they'll legalize vaping petroleum distillates before blanket recreational marijuana.

>>22097766
A video conference app has a 127 billion market cap

>>22097890
>>22097874
my bad. buzz cuts only look good on alphas, didn't realize who i was talking to.

>>22097657
I don't know what it's called.

>>22097918
more tqqq

Imagine the buying spree once Apple releases the AR stuff. Who knows I may live long enough to see Apple create the Holodeck after all..

Why doesn’t this even make me happy anymore? I feel hollow

>>22097950
Worth more than IBM btw

>>22097849
somebody bought my calls at the absolute tippity top

>>22097573
First for the brave new world of inflation. Buy your hard assets now /biz/.

you can still get into JAMF ahead of aapl fueled earnings

Invest in oil exploration companies doing work in alaska

>>22097950
it's almost like this is all a giant scheme by the powers that be

>>22097813
been buzzing my hair since march and will prob never go back. looks awesome with a beard and save $50 and an hour of my time a month not going to barber. cants see grays either.
>31

>>22097968
Because you have enough money to put 60% down on a small townhome in a semi-urban area. Put money in real estate if you wish to live.

>>22097960
That's the Baggie

Tech is a hoax buy oil!

>>22097968
money won't bring you happiness until you hit 300k

>>22097573
How are you LOSERS making money? I bought an /NQ future and it crashed immediately.

>>22097968
Because you're realizing that money doesn't make you happy, it only makes you feel secure.

>>22097967
redpill me on Apple's AR stuff and when is it coming out? can i get a list of AAPL catalysts this year or something?

>>22097657

why is /smg/ so racist

>>22097969
Ibm hasn't done anything of note in a decade. They are a dieing company.

>>22097968
you don't have enough to retire yet nigga

>>22098017
3M*

>>22098021
Well the headsets are coming out next year. They're getting content that uses it out on Apple TV this year.

>>22098030
*honest

>>22098030
Thats the baggie

Just got all in Tesla, tell me I’m not retarded

>>22097766
This may be the most obviously overvalued stock I have ever seen why the fuck are people still pumping this

>>22097766
>>22097950
>>22097969
>>22097989
This is what they do when they want to sell. Next month they will adjust back down for "poor performance"

>>22098008
>Taking a ltv anywhere under 95
Ngmi

>>22098030
because reality is racist, nigger

>>22098034
IIRC IBM revenue increased and their cloud services doubled last earnings call. I really do wish IBM died but they're still doing well like the rest of tech.

>>22097987
>invest in American oil now

>>22098018
I'm making money because I bought QQQ puts and Bonds at the top.

>>22098018
>he bought the top

see what i mean? dumb money is always late to the party.

>>22098062
If you're the guy that had NVDA because yes that was a retarded move

Should I swing my WKHS here since it always dumps when it hits this level or hold in case the contract shit leaks early and I get left behind?

>>22098030
You must be white

>>22098080
>I'd rather buy the ceiling on tech than the floor on oil

>>22097848
mfw originally got into this under 4 in march

why didn't I hold. How likely is PLUG to hit 100? I'm considering taking all my ZM money after my stop loss triggers (if it happens) and reinvesting it all into PLUG

>>22098030
the whole world is racist, you're just deluded

>>22098086
I'm smart, I'M FUCKING SMART TAKE THAT BACK.

>>22098110
Personally I'd be holding only at this point

Food stocks hard red
...the devil...

>>22098017
at 300k u will still feel poor as fuck. i didnt actually feel i achieved a goal something until i hit a million

>>22098092
*then yes

>>22098139
That's my gut feeling too.

>>22098065
because Zoom is our future for the time being. Everything is moving to Zoom. And not just because of the coronavirus!
The Republican solution to expensive healthcare is to expand telemedicine
The bipartisan solution to expensive college is to migrate a large portion of students permanently to Zoom lectures so that in-person classes and residential experience in college becomes a luxury.
Zoom is the solution to lowering corporate profits so they can sell off their real estate holdings.
Are you getting the picture now?

>>22098130
racism is an illusion created by the satanic jews to control the muslims and keep us from being closer to god.

>>22097987
Why oil exploration over midstream companies?

>>22098030
Because that African Elon just took our money

>>22097657
The buz cut, no guard because it is free after the cost of a $50 clippers that will last for a decade.

Poll time:

Who here is Indian?
*Raises paw*

>>22098127
I think PLUG 20 is very possible by EOY imo. So long as the TSLA train doesn't die PLUG should be doing very well. I might also buy some CLSK for similar sector stuff. I will say I got baited hard by BLNK and almost lost 10%, so watch for scam shit.

>>22098155
how did you achieve that?

>>22098030
Majority of 4chan is racist
Ever browse other boards

WMT and MSFT announce this TikTok deal and I’m going to Guinness World Records to put in my application for worlds hardest cock

>>22098155
idk anon, I felt pretty fucking happy when I turned 50k inheritance into 300k back in April. Still getting off on that rush. It's gone up since but if I play this correctly I probably never have to go back to my 65k/yr wagie job ever again.

>>22098030
Nigger

>>22098124
what about prospecting for oil in one of the most remote and the most hostile regions of the world seems like a good idea to you given prices rn

>>22098062
>He bought a the top
It will go back up after the dip.

>>22097945
I dunno, there's a bill headed to the senate right now to deschedule. Probably just some lip service to stoners though.

>>22098191
Even though you are on 4chan please refrain from saying something so retarded and degenerate in the future.

BABA to 300$ tomorrow I can feel it.
I will check out with sweet gains of 1500$
Pls let it happen

>>22098200
you sound like a degenerate gambler, but I wish you luck either way. Somehow I think the deal will get squashed and China will use this as a way to fuck over the Trump administration

>>22098183
Just my guess that finding new sources will be more important than dapl stuff with trump 2020

>>22097657
Side part or undercut with not too long hair on-top. You might even get comments like "nazi haircut" if you rock the undercut hairstyle as a very white guy in a liberal city, which is always fun

>>22098124
>He doesnt know oil still has a basement
oh no no no no!

>>22098030
saying nigger and ragging on pajeets is not racism

>>22098197
i socked every nickel i could spare into index funds starting from 2007 onwards then switched fully to TQQQ / SOXL / UPRO on March 30th

So for something like FNGU or TQQQ or SOXL, can't the price feasibly just continue upwards almost indefinitely, as long as the stocks they're actually tracking are in a bull run? Their track records for the last few months is absolutely insane and feels a bit unsafe on a daily level, but overall I don't think tech is going to fail any time soon and it seems like that's where the general investor is shifting all of their money

>>22098110
Sell calls.

Today was kind of a bust for me. Still made a lot off TQQQ but other stuff was crabby. What looks good for tonight/tomorrow?

Currently watching DOCU, ZM, WMT

>>22097971
>top

>>22098198
I got banned from /hoc/ for calling a washington capitals fan a nigger lover.

RTX is a piece of shit.

>>22098196
https://twitter.com/PlugPowerInc/status/1300772969183154181

fuck it, I'm buying 2% portfolio worth right now

>>22098030
The truth is racist and you're a nigger.

So how long can I expect to hold the GME shares before I dump them? I did put some stops in at 20,24,28,32,35.

>>22097874
>and girls can grab on to
That is what muscles and your dick are for.

>>22098256
I get called a cop all the time


Aka same as a nazi to these faggots these days

Based haircut is clean and stylish, 10/10 would cut again

guys I think they're doing it... the fucking sky is falling.

>>22097987
what companies are those?

MARKET
CRASH
BRO

Guys I'm scared, when will the TQQQ ride end, it can't be this easy

>>22098280
What other boards do you post on and do you always Trip? Its alarming how much more I may be interacting with you than I thought. Go caps

>>22098287
WHOA NELLY, SLOW DOWN NOW
The best green wads take time. Like a well mowed lawn or a new deck out back.
Love me defense divvvies like me oil divvies like me REIT divvies
*sips*
SIMPLE AS

AMD
TSLA
Hold or Sell?

>>22098323
BUY OIL, THEY NEED IT FOR WARS

>>22098332
Christ it’s up 35% in two weeks what and I even doing trying to find decent plays

>>22098364
Hold. Today red, green by Friday

>>22098364
>TSLA
I feel like there's no reason to sell TSLA the first day it's red in who knows how long, but what do I know

Say it with me family; "post causal economy".

we getting big gains today baby!

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1300859264567705600

Fuck yeah! Same bot that called the 6000% increase in CRM. followed on shares, options this time.

>>22098319
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2020/08/17/climate/alaska-oil-drilling-anwr.amp.html

https://www.shalexp.com/alaska/companies

>>22098386
>>22098332
Step 1: Buy FNGU and TQQQ
Step 2: Put UVXY on your watchlist
Step 3: Buy the dips
Step 4: ????
Step 5: Profit bigly

>>22098362
You post like the AMRN and T faggot so that's a massive red flag for RTX. I'm dumping this shit on the next decent day.

>>22098200
>>22098248
China passed a few days ago a law banning exports of personalization algorithms iirc, probably trying to prevent any kind of selling of tiktok.

>>22098428
Why not buy Exxon?

>>22098443
When the divvie is down they start wars to bring 'em back
I never served of course. Flat feet and bone spurs you see.
You got years. You can wait for the big green wads.

I fucking hate tsla stock

Everytime i decide to drink the tesla koolaid the stock begins acting weird.

Last time i ever invest in this fucking ponzi scheme stock

what monster flavors should I get this week with my gains? my grocery store has 3 for 5 bucks

Apple going more reddish until close and not 135? fek

was wkhs contract leaked? or why did someone just buy a million shares?

We are near the top, the slightest unexpected FED market news will probs make the market shit itself.

I'm buying in slowly day by day (pension portfilio) but damn, is it tempting to go all in. It is against my better judgement.

>>22098519
It's day 2 after a 5-1 split, just relax until Battery Day

>>22098486
From what I saw, they have tons of expenses they need 70-100 per barrel to cover their costs alone

>>22098307
They can grip muscles, but you they can grab them like they can hair

>>22098522
Get Ultra Blue or Ultra Sunrise, the two new flavors are also pretty good.

>>22098443
I dunno man, I tied up $600 for shits and giggles, but Blackrock is buying RTX shares, and if you're in the know that means the US Treasury is backing those purchases, recently that means a pretty substantial uptick in price. It's a gamble, though, which is why my holdings are infinitesimal.

>>22098386
I've surrendered to the power of TQQQ, it's a small daily gain but consistent

>>22098430
I've been watching UVXY too, worried if I might have to switch to it or SQQQ or whatever else in case TSLA crashes the market

>>22098370
Wars are fought through trade tariffs / embargo, propaganda, demographic replacement, spies, currency manipulation, and cyber attacks. The only hot wars are small scale proxy wars in shit heap countries.

>>22098176
I'm not doubting the importance of remote video communication in our world/economy, it just seems like a very replaceable technology (and it's without much serious competition rn). If Google (or any other tech megacorp) announced a conferencing service similar to Zoom but with improved security etc. it would no longer have the massive monopoly it does now. Without even considering that, zoom’s total value is like 70 times the revenue it generated in the last year

>>22098531
I has "horse" in the name, and "work", both very bullish terms.

Has NVDA topped?

>>22098551
good taste anon. yeah I tried fiesta last week and it was really good. like the zero version of the mango loco. I guess I'll get that and blue + sunrise


also I feel like purple and red are kind of meh but maybe thats just my taste

>>22098409

>>22098486
>Why not buy Exxon?
There's no profit. They're only pumping out the very minimum to hang themselves.

>>22098531
it just keeps going up wtf

>>22098567
How can I invest in demographic replacement or has that hit the peak yet?

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Got cold feet and jumped out at exactly the 18.75 top for WKHS then went to take a dump planning to jump back in on the dip but took too long. It was already at 19.20 when I came back missed out on an easy gain.

>>22098588
no

Also did I tell you or DIDN'T I TELL YOU FOOLS I AM FREAKING MAGIC, I POST THE SPELLCASTER AND THE MARKET DOES AS I SAY

>>22098030
Why do only honkies ask these stupid questions?

>>22098280
>>22098347
Baggie answer i need to know before power hour you fuck

>>22098428
Might be worth it if Trump gets reelected.

>>22098486
Exxon is one of the companies on that list:
>Top Producing Companies in Alaska
>Aix Energy LLC
>Amaroq Resources, LLC
>Bluecrest Alaska Operating LLC
>BP Exploration (Alaska) Inc.
>ConocoPhillips Alaska, Inc.
>Cook Inlet Energy, LLC.
>Eni Us Operating Company Inc.
>Exxonmobil Alaska Production Inc.
>Furie Operating Alaska, LLC
>Hilcorp Alaska, LLC
>North Slope Borough
>Savant Alaska LLC.
>Us Navy
>XTO Energy Inc.

Not all of them are listed on the stock market though.
ConocoPhillips (COP) might not be a bad idea
>biggest pure-play exploration and production company
>stock sign is COP, so great meme potential

>>22098622
If you sell at a profit, you've won. Never forget.

TSLA pls go up I'm still very green because I got in early yesterday morning but PLS I'm bored I need to see line go up

>finally give in and buy 5 Tesla’s after my chewy explodes this morning
>Tesla crashes

Thanks friends

first call has me on a small high. kind of want to exit a safe position and get an AAPL call

>>22098124
>Id rather buy the top of the attic on oil for the next century

>>22098694
That's excellent advice, fren

>>22098280
/sp/ mods are absolutely fucking cancer. Barely go there anymore.

>>22098666
Nice try Satan.

i just dropped all my silver positions that ive held for months and went all in on QQQ, this shit doesnt stop pumping sorry anons i bought the top

>>22098684
I'm definitely buying COP - they own a ton of land

My contract with work was not renewed because of budget cuts. What stocks should I spend unemployment on?

>>22098622
Of course and I sold at the EXACT TOP before the next runup so I'm ecstatic. I'm also upset at myself for deciding today was the day to really pay close attention to the sensation of fecal matter ejaculating from my anus for an extra minute or two

Is there a list of the world's richest people that gets updated frequently? Wanna know which position Elon is right now.

>>22098712
I wish I was rich enough to buy options

>>22097960
It's called the "default skin" haircut.

>>22098758
IDK but he definitely just passed Zuck after the TSLA split

>that tesla IV
time to sell puts

>>22098764
Spreads are cheaper

>>22098758
3rd, and will probably get reversed in short order.

>>22098731
Funny that since after I cast the spell last time everyone told me I was only getting lucky and that I needed to recite my rituals in hebrew

With interest rates so low, any reason not to buy investment grade corporate bonds? Seems a little safer than the stonk market right now

WHERE IS THAT FUCKING TIKTOK DEAL SATYA YOU PAJEET FUCK
I'M LOSING MONEY FOR SIMPLY HOLDING ONTO YOUR PILE OF SHIT WHILE THE DOLLAR GOES TO HELL

>>22098797
idk about spreads

Waiting TESLA to fall to 470

>>22098782
At least 6th. Zuck was 7th

so many newbies in smg nobody even talks or reacts about wkhs anymore lol

>>22098830
Mr. Gates will save you don't worry. Just keep holding on for dear life.

Lost some money on tesla, but overall made some neat profits. Okay day.

>>22098847
Could go up another 1,000 before it pops!

>>22098826
Corporate bonds is an even worse bubble than the stock market.

>>22097766
Absolutely insane. Teams is so much better.

>>22098863
I absolutely would if the USD wasn't taking a shit right now

>>22098758
>>22098782

"Musk passed Facebook co-founder Mark Zuckerberg Monday as shares of Tesla continued their unrelenting rally after undergoing a forward stock split. As of 11:25 a.m., Musk was worth $111.3 billion compared with $110.5 billion for Zuckerberg, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index, which is updated at the end of each market day."

reposting the quote since the link is damn spahgettitolini

https://adage.com/article/news/elon-musk-now-richer-mark-zuckerberg-following-tesla-stock-split/2277431#:~:text=Elon%20Musk%20is%20now%20richer%20than%20Mark%20Zuckerberg%2C%20following%20Tesla%20stock%20split,-Musk%2C%20now%20the&text=Published%20on%20August%2031%2C%202020.&text=As%20of%2011%3A25%20a.m.,end%20of%20each%20market%20day.

>>22098860
They'll be gone in a month when they lose everything on their fucking bullshit tesla hype

>>22098860
more like WKHS is not worth reacting to anymore
i bought $18.50 puts after selling my calls

SCREENSHOT THIS HORSE 21$ EOD GAP UP 25$ EOD TOMORROW

>>22098832
You don't know anything about them? YouTube is an actual great resource but pretty much you minimize your loss potential in exchange for minimizing your gains potential

>>22098880
that actually seems like something Gimi would do desu. Based

NONONO NOT AGAIN HORSECHADS WHAT THE FUCK I NEED MORE TIME
I SOLD MY HORSES YESTERDAY TO BUY TESLA AND APPLES

>Horse could break 20
Still expecting a profit-taking wave before then.

>>22098899
>doubt

guys I made 16% gains today on my smol portfolio

>>22098888
at least I'm up 17.5% this week from NONSHIT stocks

>>22098903
okay, but how are they cheaper?

>>22098880
Should have held

What good is all this when we’re going to have unprecedented levels of inflation? USD will soon be like the Venezuelan bolivar.

>>22098899
okay, but I have my doubts that it will manage to break through $20

>>22098897
good luck on the streets

Seriously, I saw shit companies go to $50-80 this summer and workhorse is under $20. Buy now or forever be a faggot

>>22098929
It better be this fucking week. I sold 19.50 calls that I thought would never be realized pre-announcement.

>>22098899
But my fucking covered calls.

Anyone else making money off the white man defending himself from the hoards?

SWBI (smith and Wesson) is up a cozy 15% after finding good support.

Earning soon will be absolutely block buster can’t find a single gun on a shelf due to riots and election season.

>>22098943
obligatory "teach me senpai"

>>22098957
you buy a call and then sell a call above it in order to cover part of the cost
your max risk is the premium you pay and your max income is the difference between the two strikes x 100 x however many you bought

>>22098965
>tripple dubs
your doubts will be murdered bobo

>>22098925
LATER CHAMP

WKHS TO 23 AND BEYOND

>RKT broke 30

>>22098030
>1% of the population
>commits 99% of violent crime
You tell me.

>>22098303
a WEEK

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>RKT
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>22098884
Why?

>>22098992
8 apple shares
8 TQQQ shares
1 apple call I sold today for 250 bucks

I used some profits to get 2 long apple calls for like 3 weeks out

>>22098847
I don't think so man. It fucking launched off 472 this morning. I think it's pretty stable in the 470s. Will be back at 500+ by EOW the latest.

>>22099010
Great reason to buy SWBI

>>22098997
yup, i may be retarded for bringing them up though because the first guy probably just wants the lottery ticket potential of just options though

Missed buying sub 15 wkhs like 2 weeks ago oooooooooo

What options should I buy and for when?

I'm thinking of gambling with like 500 to 1000 bucks

>>22098997
nigger, I just said I was too poor to buy options in the first place. ffs, learn some reading comprehension.

>DXY green
>Banks red
Why

>>22099006
>>22099018
ANNOUNCEMENT FOR RKT CHADS ONLY: WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

>>22099086
the one you buy is collateral for the one you sell and the one you sell makes the one you buy cheaper

>>22097989
It is definitely this. How are they doing it is the question? Fed funneling money to blackrock ETF that is buying call’s directly?

>>22099027
based. cheers, m8

>>22099083
Any tech call dated 2 weeks out. Free money in this market.

Yes yes tsla goes down

>checks RKT
i'm unironically about to tear up because i bought the IPO at 18 FUCKING 18 I AM THAT ANON WHO PANIC SOLD THE DIP I'M ACTUALLY TEARING UP RIGHT NOW FUCK AND YES I'M THE SAME ANON WHO PANIC SOLD TQQQ WHEN I BOUGHT AT 103 FUCK

>>22099006
Bought my calls when it was in the lower 29s. Earnings pop will be delicious

ROCKETCHADS WHERE THE FUCK WE AT

>>22099115
Anon, I don't have the funds for either...

ebin ;^)

sinply ebin

>>22099139
so appl?

Or tsla?

SHLL just fucking exploded
easy money, i knew holding was a good idea

>>22099169
mf why are you investing if you have zero dollars
what i am telling you is like the cheapest way to play options

AAPL 140 eod

>TSLA still bleeeing
>my calls jumped though
explain

>>22098999
>triple dubs
anon...

>>22099096
Feels good seeing that Seeking Alpha faggot be this wrong.

>buy horse dip this mornin
>go back to sleep
>up 8%
AWhat the fuck was that

Damn SHLL just pumped hard in the span of the last half hour, wtf

Feeling so fucking good about AAPL bros we're all gonna make it

>>22099219
last chance to sell

>>22099220
i'm retarded i know but i did get trips however

>>22099083
I got some cheap AAPL 11SEPT 147.5 calls

>>22099178
Just to clarify, this is solely due to RKT and WKHS

RKTchads where we at?

>>22098999
BASED

TSLA worse than chainstink at this point

>>22099153
I did the same anon. I bought it and then sold it within like 5 minutes when it had a micro-dip

>>22099207
I feel like anyone who wants invest realistically needs 3-4k in their account to get anything moving. 10k would be more preferable and I can't wait to get back to working after this semester to save that up.

Newfag here. Why is the price of my contract going sideways if the price of the underlying is increasing? It has something to do with implied volatility?

Annalist are saying Apple is worth 150 per share. Watch the actual price be 200+ once the profits from the iphone sales are counted. Then the steady march upwards from 200.. I'm counting my green wad in my head. $26,400 (88 x 300) is looking locked in.

>>22099279
i actually held for a couple days not on the day of ipo

>>22099254
Elon isn't gonna sell 5 billion shares at a loss. He's gonna make some retard tweet or announcement and it'll take off. This Friday is payday too, broke zoomers pissing themselves waiting to buy in.

>>22099153
Kids, this is what emotional investing looks like.

Should I sell 50% of VGRO ( $10k ) to buy more apple & Microsoft?

>>22099154
>>22099096
>>22099018
RKTbros. sept 18 has a shit ton of call volume. this rocket hasn't even fucking begun mooning

>>22099153

>>22099294
Also your call is so far out of the money that minor moves in underlying wont do much for the contract price

>>22099153
Why you haff to be med? I bought RKT IPO and sold the same day for a nice 10%, haven't touched it since.

Hmm I buy appl calls for october?

just bought my first call ever, was feeling brave

>up 1k today

>Buh... Buh.mm Muh stock market collapse

Mods should permaban every single faggot who participated in that bullshit hoax.

If I roll quadruple singles the market will crash 13% tomorrow

WHERE IS SOXL SHILL I NEED HIS OPINION ON THIS CRAZY BULL RUN

>>22099318
I am part of that volume :) sept 18 32 strike, leggo

>>22099301
I learned my lesson, will you learn yours?

>>22099232
Probably because CEO did an interview on Yahoo. Or insiders know the merger announcement is coming soon.

My theory is that foreign governments (like China) don't like Trump, so they are printing money with their central banks to put into the US stock market, and in October they will push 1 button to sell trillions, causing the largest rug pull in the history of human civilization to try and make Trump lose.

>>22099362
SOXL is at the top of its channel

>>22099350
what did you buy, Anon?

>>22099360
If pull dubs spy reaches 450 eoy

>>22099360
rip

>>22099318
I've got a baby rocket ship. More of a bottle rocket.
I'll join you on this journey though.

>>22099400
a prostitute

>>22099294
what's the date on those calls anon?

>>22099370
How many times are we gonna have to teach you this lesson, old man?

>>22099342
because i was planning to hold it long term but panic sold

>>22099425
clever

>>22099301
>at a loss
?

>>22099294
Your implied volatility on that call is 207%. The baseline mean is ~145% meaning that the volatility and the price will sink towards that baseline. Gamma is .02 which is why it is not making huge moves right now. I would sell that posthaste and buyback unless you're confident it's going to $44.

Why is SHLL mooning again? Kek

>>22099445
Smoke weed or something, stop making decisions based on panic, just chill bro

>>22099487
i get addicted to things to easily so i don't do drugs

This shit really makes me hate my 401k. I'm retarded and I'm still significantly outperforming my 401k right now in terms of percent returned. And I didnt start until a month after the meme crash. My 401k is only barely breaking even now. What the fuck are they doing? I know it's dangerous and stupid but I'm getting tempted to put, like, half my life savings into shares if I can keep this up. Hubris.

>>22099465
I mean in the red

>>22098347
I was the NyIslandersFag69 on /hoc/, but have boycotted the remainder of the season due to the hockey gets woke campaign. I don't really post on other boards, and refrain from using a trip on /pol/

>>22099386
And thanks to commission-free trading app users all around the world the dip will immediately be bought sending the market to ATHs once more.

>>22099504
If you have addition problems you shouldn't play the market, seriously

>>22099336
Thanks for the reply. Looks like I have a bit more research to do on the greeks and IV.
>>22099431
9/18

>>22099481
Merger date announcement soon

>>22099517
Maybe go 50% - 50%. This is not going to go on forever. Wait for December, after the election..

>>22099517
They don't want you to retire too early goy. Gotta keep wageslaving

would 10 QQQ be a good choice to fund my IRA this year? yeah i know only 3k but its not my highest priority

>>22099527
is that from a jay reatard video?

>>22099386
People from foreign countries are watching their shitty governments printing money and they have some real experience with actual inflation so they are sending all money they can to the US to protect themselves when their country goes to 0

Someone just bought 97,174 contracts of $500 9/4 TSLA calls

>>22099528
to late bro at least i'm making money and i'm planning to stop once school opens and go long term

Fucking Raytheon

>>22099517
I rolled my 401k over into a Roth IRA and started making tons of cash lel. Have to pay taxes on the rollover because pre-tax to after-tax but who cares

hope you RKT bros are taking some off into this ramp and holding a small lotto bag for earnings. holding a full stack into earnings is pure degeneracy

>>22099616
>>22099616
>>22099616
>>22099616

>>22099571
That's David Duke

>>22099517
401ks are supposed to be super safe so you don't get fucked over if you retire during a bad year. If you want you can move it all to an IRA if you want to manage it yourself

>>22099517
Yeah man my 401k is at 5% on the year. My personal investing is at 75% but I have like 3x as much money in 401k.... really makes you think huh

How long can these faggots withhold my apple split shares before I can sue them? Can't take a profit today because I have 1/4 of the shares I should have.

Well well, if it isn't the motherfucking POWER HOUR

>>22097874
>girls can grab
While pegging you, i suppose

>>22099615
it's going to 40

>>22099571
I dunno man I just save clown pictures, I don't research them.

>>22099702
I love my wife going to town on my boipuss but all the pinching and slapping shit just distracts from the COOM, I suppose it's the vanilla in me

>>22099607
I haven't owned any Raytheon since there were ~$80. What did they do to blow themselves up?

>>22099520
lol

>>22099294
SELL SELL SELLL

Just liquidated a bunch of boomer stocks. What should I go all in on with 50k for a comfy hold?

>>22099527
Dude i fucking died, watch this happen

>>22100110
TQQQ easy comfy gains