/biz/ - Business & Finance

We are in the delusion stage.

Any cheapies lads? Pls?

Good morning smg Rural retard here

Getting ready to workout and make some breakfast

First for it costs $1.2M to buy $82 worth of tesla earnings

>>22086669
CHAINLINK AND BZRX FUCK YOU ALL

first for kodak chads

It's like basically 1% dilution that's a rounding error. you guys are exagerating by tesla offering

First for WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

ANONS!!! Remember to buy Debit Call Spreads on TQQQ for easy gains this week!!!! TQQQ goes up every week, and they'll continue to do so until there's a crash, but even if that happens it's okay!! TQQQ always corrects itself soon, so remember to buy cheapies!!!

WE'RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT ANONS!!!!!!

Should I buy SLV calls at open?

Logged into my vanguard this morning with my poor man stack to see this....

Almost gave me a heart attack until I realized that Vanguard's top programmers were at their peak in the 90's

All in on Nvidia!

just sold my euro value stonks
i will pump it all in Tesla and Apple
desperate for some gains

Is it time to cash out on Tim Apple? I’ve been buying them since 2017

UTZ are red hot baby! RED HOT!

>ZM

Reminder that the 2020 TSLA gamma squeeze was so when Elon needed to raise money again, it was 1% dilution at the time instead of 10%
And of course, not bonds. Because TSLA doesn't expect to make coupon payments even though fucking cruiselines have for decades.
Lesson: DO NOT LONG companies with cashflow issues or small cash reserves. The bond market is still angry and so the only way to raise money will be diluting shares.

>>22086736
You're gonna get raped

Will rkt go up today

>>22086729
Please to be joining you my friend.

>>22086736
What were your euro stocks?

Fuck niggers and fuck kikes

>>22086638
That's not exactly true. Growing high quality retail grade marijuana is a science and requires someone who knows what the fuck they are doing. This isn't growing a weed plant in your bedroom closet when you were in high school.
A single store can do over 10 million dollars in annual revenue and if you fuck up your yield it's going to be disastrous

>>22086702
$GIGA
Mine metal for Tesla

>>22086703
you're delusional if you're holding onto cash or thinking most businesses outside the megacaps are going to survive

>60% stocks
>40% cash in cash shit plummets

is this a good idea or am i retarded and should do something else with that cash?

>>22086736
>"Oui?"

>>22086669
Is it too late to get in GME?

Why is extended hours trading legal?

Do I buy more AAPL on open?

FUCK IM ONLY UP 1% NOW ON TSLA. FUCKKKK

>>22086749
>carefully go through news and opinion pieces, TA, FA
>lose 8% in a week
>buy DKS before earnings (because it sounds like dicks le lole XD)
>+15% after earnings
>buy zoom before earnings so I can see zoom zoom to the moon on esemgee when I sell
>+50% after earnings

>>22086704
Mornin' anon

I'm all in on AAPL and I don't even have iPhone

>>22086802
Cash is trash, buy potato chips

>>22086802
Money markets are fucking awful right now but they are still better than a savings account

>132 rejected

OH NO NO NO APPLEBROS

>>22086822
more like how is it legal to be locked out of it?

>>22086842
I'm all in on Amazon and I don't even have Amazon Prime. It's just a cow to milk, don't think about the Company Loyalty too much.

What are the odds for an NVDA stock split?

rug pull within 1 day...wtf

Do I have to wait until January to make 2021 Roth IRA contributions or can I start now?

>>22086802
Unironically buy some crypto
Anything is better than holding cash at the moment

>>22086829
Fooled by randomness.
Literally.
Study a bit if probability theory. Studying and doing research does not guarantee you gains. Doing a literal random move does have a probability of printing, that's how the world works.

RIP TSLA

You’re in POG world now, my dude

>>22086799
Bless you sir. Merry Christmas.

i cant sell for another 20 minutes....this is bullshit.

OH NO NO TSLA BROS, LOOKS LIKE YESTERDAY WAS THE NEW PARADIGM AFTER ALL
Hope you sold the top :^)

>>22086899
Nigga, this aint google

can TSLA hit $800 in 3 days? some tempting $14 calls for 9/4 at $800

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkk9DI-8el4

>>22086899
Yes January 1st.

>>22086938
Thank the SEC and senate for protecting you from dangerous trading

>>22086938
>I CANT PANIC SELL
Good

>>22086943
BUY THE DIP WE NEED TO SAVE ELON

>>22086945
>using nigger vernacular
Out out out

>>22086978
reminder that this is a racism free zone, faggot

Bili better pump today. Holding until it reaches ~70

>>22086960
Thanks bud, that's what I've been doing and I wasn't sure.

>>22086607
i put my stop loss below that 5m pivot yesterday at 470 (my average is at 450 currently), if it gets popped then so be it, if it spikes up again today i'll probably sell at the end of the day. my plan is then to get into day trading the breakouts to new ATH's of these stocks for as long as the hysteria lasts. still get to make plenty of money fairly easily but get to avoid the overnight risk which is likely where it will dump hard.

you guys should get into day trading if you're afraid of the bubble bursting. i highly recommend livetraders, and i know at least a few other anons respect jared as well here. the youtube vids are all free and are like college lectures (each around 1-2 hours long). this is more or less how i plan on day trading these stocks in the coming days/weeks (months/years?) as long as the hysteria continues: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_qgPGPTBEE

he also gives out his watchlist for free on twitter but i figure why bother when you can just trade FAGTMAANN instead?

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>22086947
where are we expecting it to land in a month or so? 1200?

Hmm who wants to be that Robinhood will mysteriously go down again right before open?

>>22086990
Fuck you jannie

>>22086943
This is the DIP my n word.

Get on the Tesla rocket ship NOW

lol where is that cocky little faggot who didn't well his 9/4 500c when I told him to

No Bobo or rat. That is scary.

>>22087029
Eat my balls, nigger

ZOOM IS THE TESLA OF WEBCAM SERVICES

Friendly reminder that pre-market rally isn't a good thing.
TSLA will soar today, buy asap

>>22086773
sanofi, danone, nn
stuff like this

Is today's nvidia event priced in?

>>22087004
>FAGTMAANN
what is this please?

>>22087012
$400 is probably more likely.

AAPL 145 EoW!!!!!

>Waking up to bitcoin almost back at 12k, Apple up and your fairly new stock GOGO up 25% pre-market

Money being PRINTED

>>22087077
Zoomers don't even know what NVDA is

>>22086883
hyperねね

tsla v shape recovery?

>>22087081
You new here lad?

>markets sure as hell don't know what to do
>gold and silver are going to test their previous resistances levels at the same time (2000/29)
I am buying calls if there is a dip and puts if there is a rally at open.

>>22087041
Y-you s-said no racism though

>>22087081
Facebook
Apple
Google
Tesla
Microsoft
Amazon
AMD
Nvidia
Netflix

>>22087081
a gay tranny

It's fucked up to think about how I need to make 2000% profit on my 1k investment to buy a mobile home so that I can finally stop pissing in mcdonalds drink cups... I live with roommates and I cannot piss while someone is at home so I have to piss in fast food drink cups and pour it out later

fuck my life

>>22087140
Sorry,
eat my balls, n-word

>>22087081
Facebook Apple Google tesla Microsoft amazon Amd nvidia n?

>>22087061
Sanofi just had a massive failure announced yesterday and it still went up. What gives?

I'm looking into European green stocks atm, since EU incentives are a real thing.
I have AVTX in my bag, but I wanted to get in in Carbios but it's very expensive at the moment.

Just over $1,000 of profits to reinvest, what do I throw it at?
Was thinking one or several of pic related

>>22087129
Careful, fren. Contrarians get the rope.

>>22087147
Had you ever um...considered maybe....you know...working?

Another day of AUY gains

>>22087140
right but if you're a nigger it isn't racism he just doesn't know your name
seeing as you were so rude as to not even introduce yourself, we can only presume...

>>22087118
yeah
google failed me, ironically
>>22087145
>>22087157
thank you sirs

>>22087147
>I cannot piss while someone is at home
Tell us more, please.

Looking forward to eating my breakfast burrito while the market has another big Bull. Nothing better than being a Based Golden Bull eating his Breakfast Burrito and sitting in his Bean Bag.

>>22086708
First for told them all yesterday that calls on Kodak eod is free money when you sell in the morning

>>22087194
Spill it, anon. What's on the burrito?

>>22087193
this

How is ZM exploding so hard

>>22087147
You should unironically talk to a professional, that's an issue that a mobile home won't fix

Holy shit, today is the happening.

ALL IN TSLA

>>22087222
They are going to send people to Mars probably

>>22087194
I wish I had a Bean Bag

>>22087147
Is one of your roommates living in the bathroom or something?

https://www.strawpoll.me/20866206
https://www.strawpoll.me/20866206
https://www.strawpoll.me/20866206
https://www.strawpoll.me/20866206

>>22087147
Schizoid?

>>22087182
Is that shopped?
I'd die happy if I could fuck her anus prone bone, my god.

>>22086702
TSLA :)

>>22086842
>I'm all in on AAPL and I don't even have iPhone
I keep telling people there are better phones for the price. But they never listen!
Their spending... my gain...

are you buying or shorting today cunnybros?

5 more minutes until the hoard floods in..will they buy or sell tesla

>>22087249
Just piss on him

>>22087252
Poll fags pls leave

>>22087276
Debit Call spreads on TQQQ, AAPL, and GME :)

>AMAZON JUST RECEIVED FAA APPROVAL TO OPERATE ITS FLEET OF PRIME AIR DELIVERY DRONES, A MILESTONE THAT ALLOWS THE COMPANY TO EXPAND UNMANNED PACKAGE DELIVERY - CNBC

Ooooooooo

>>22087273
clearly never owned an iphone

I just sold all my tech pre market.
I'm sitting today out
I also matched with this cosplay girl on tinder. This day can only get better

>>22087276
Sell everything at open, but NVDA, wait 2 hours and sell, then buy AAPL and JAMF

>>22087291
Why the homophobia, nigger?

>>22087182
I want to push my face into her asshole

JEW id on OP

>>22087309
>girl

>>22087109
I thought Zoomers are all building gayman PCs.

>>22086882
Imagine if Amazon gave every AMZN shareholder free prime. That's the beginning of a dystopia there.

>>22087183
pardon me, My name is tyrese

Should i buy ZM or TSLA? or something else :^)

>>22087145
Amd will correct soon.

It's not a good company and the tech edge over Intel is overblown.

>>22087333
Yes and that's pretty damn based

>>22087273
This is why apple is such a great stock. It's hard to find a better company out there both in operations and in marketing. Their customer base are just sheep

>>22087273
I don’t like the Mac OS but apple actually does respect your privacy and doesn’t sell your info which is the main appeal for me

>>22087309
dude you realize thats photoshop? look at that head/neck lol

>>22087368
seethe more intcel

>>22087366
DOCU

A reminder. Boomers betrayed future generations for their 401k bags. Why won't you take advantage of their selfishness?

>>22087368
The tech edge over intel is actually underblown. Intel is completely blown the fuck out in every single market.

All in GME calls 9/18 today

>>22087276
buy buy BUY, don't you know numbers only go up?

TSLA DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAHhhhHHHHhHHhHHHHhHHHHh

>apple has dividends
Well fuck that then as a yuro, I don't want to deal with the possible tax form hell

>>22087157
i love that no one remembers netflix but they remember nvidia even though netflix was part of the original FAANG stocks. like, "netwho?"

>>22086710

Nigga it is a rounding era on a wildly over-valued stock

>>22087372
i'll never understand why anybody gives a flying fuck about their information being sold
it's used for ads
i want to see ads that are more relevant to me

>>22087302
Not him, but my company made me use an iphone and I honestly wasn't impressed. It's just a $1000 whatsapp and photo machine with a different OS

>>22087403
Until youre playing dwarf fortress

>>22087392
because the earnings report is due soon?

>>22087177
in my country that would mean 500 euros per month

>>22087193
>>22087227
>>22087259
it's called piss mogging, it's when you can't piss cuz you feel like people around you are listening to you piss and nothing is coming out and then you stand there and flush the toilet after 2 minutes of absolute silence

it's the absolute worst, sometimes i feel like my bladder is about to explode and still cant piss.

>>22087205
Egg, Potato, Cheese, and sausage. I dont want too much flavor, since its only morning

>>22087147
What's the point of ever making it if you can't even piss on hoes?

>>22087390
I've owned both and currently own none.

Stay married to your stocks and see how it works out for you idiot.

ITS DUMPINGGGGG

Prepare your assholes

>>22087427
Luckily the dwarf fortress market isn't important. It's the server and datacentre and laptop markets that are important. Gaming CPUs are a smaller part. In gaming CPUs' intel has the slight edge. In servers, where they sell $4000 CPUs in the thousands, AMD's CPUs are half the price, double the performance, and use half the power. In laptops, they're about 20% better in power draw/performance. And AMD's latest CPU line is coming out this winter, with another 10-20% boost to performance.

Meanwhile intel's pipeline:

I have 1000 usd. What do I put it in?

>>22087419
who gives a shit. I use brave for that sweet BAT

>>22087273
The Chad iPhone vs the cheapskate sexless incel pennyhoarding discount coping Android

>>22087382
So jelly

>>22087419
you shouldn't be seeing any ads at all

>>22087434

500 euros per month is a lot more attainable than 2000% of a 1k investment.

Why didn't you save him

>>22087434
You're ashamed of pissing? Every human does it multiple times a day. Get a fucking grip, dude.

Also, read Meditations by Aurelius, it will help.

>>22087434
I know what it is, I used to not be able to piss at urinals. You can get over it if you learn and practice mental exercises. Don't just run away from the issue and buy a mobile home, that's totally ridiculous.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>22087504
Lmao what a fucking loser he deserved it

>>22087428
i have iphone x, bought nearly 3 years ago and the battery life is still great. feels premium, great camera, imessage is awesome and the apple ecosystem is also nice.

>>22087441
i mean, clearly it has worked out? stay mad i guess? you're basically saying "FINE ENJOY MAKING LOTS OF MONEY, RETARD" like it's an insult.

>>22087479
Until the programmer doesnt multithread because it would throttle performancd

>>22087482
UTZ my friend

>>22087482
Build a bear

>>22087081
We really are at the peak of the fucking bubble, aren't we? Literal shoe shiners are coming here.

>>22087145
>>22087145
Stop spoonfeeding. Let them fucking lurk more. I hate modern day reddi- I mean 4chan.

I woke up at 6am for this? Mild green across the board, VIX down, GME up? Bears truly don't get to cum.

>>22087504
who's that?

>>22087554
I think we have another year or two left but we are definitely in a retarded bubble

>>22087535
Luckily the dwarf fortress market isn't important. Server market: You buy a 64 core CPU and sell 64 cores in the cloud as cloud computing.
Laptop market: AMD can deliver more dwarf fortress frames in less watts. Sorry brah.

Gaming CPU: Yep, intel can deliver more single core. This is like 5% of intel's business.

>>22087434
>piss mogging
Just sit down and aim to the side a bit

>>22087554
it's a bit worrisome how /smg/ is basically half posts about bubble worries and half posts about BUY BUY BUY STONKS ONLY GO UP IM MAKING SO MUCH MONEY OOOOOOOO

like either the risk is infinite or there is 0 risk it's crazy right now.

>>22087368
You are a complete idiot.

is high volume or open interest better for calls? high volume means more liquid easier to sell right? what do i care about open interest for then

I told you premarket is nonsense. Everything dumping at the same time. Fraudulent shit.

You fags shilled me DFFN and I didn't get out, am I stuck bag holding this shit? Will it go back up?

I want to see pink wojacks goddamn it

>>22087419
>it's used for ads

WRONG! It’s sold to whoever wants to buy it for whatever purpose they want to use it. Google opposition research.

>>22087276
Still waiting to sell my junk shares in WTI. Bought average 2.40, just want to sell in the black.

Who's ready to make some easy money on the TQQQ today?

>>22087624
>ZM is still going up

>>22087488
I can’t imagine wearing a watch that will become obsolete in a few years. Apple watches are extremely tacky. Just get a nice mechanical or automatic watch for the same price. At least it will be timeless.

>>22087419
>I want to see ads
Kill yourself

>>22087627
Maybe after the elections depending on who wins. You're going to be bagholding for a long while though, up to you whether you want to cut your losses and move on or not.

>>22087604
So invest conservatively in spy and qqq then and maybe hold some meme stocks for fun

>>22086990
Racism free zone?

Ngmi

Amazon needs a split

Should I sell my FNGU and TSLA at open? I kind of want to lock in my gains and it feels like things could take a dip after the retard strength rally

TESLA DUMPING HARD AHHHHHHHHHH

>get into the tesla train
>instant crash
every fucking time

>>22087627
Hold on a bit longer and buy morr. I need to offload my bags erm adjust my portfolio

Here we gooooo

>>22087627
.95 is a key level. looks like a decent spot to add actually. i'd hold but if you start seeing some closes under .95 on hourly/daily, I'd bail. dont get shilled on something and just buy. look at quality of company and technicals. chans will give you some good names but also some dogshit

WE GOT COCKY BROS

>>22087665
>>>/g/wg

>>22087033
Oh dont worry i sold for a +66%. I listened. Ill post the pic later

BABA 300$ EOW confirmed

So what's everyone's moves for today?

TSLA IS TANKING LMAO

Is it stupid to try to average down Kodak? I have it at 40 right now.

>>22087728
What happened fellow BABA chad

>>22087731
>>22087724
It's such low volume causing dips like this though. Being red at open feels like it's just going to bring in more dip buyers

>>22087627
cut your losses and go all-in on AAPL to get your money back.

>>22087731
why isnt apple following

WTF IS THIS WHY DOESNT FED INTERFERE

FUCK IM DOWN ON TESLA NOW

Which GME Calls should I buy at open?

>>22087697
He posted this on 5/1. Tesla would then split 5:1.

Today is the day the TSLA bubble pops.
Cue the panic selling triggering more panic selling
It's been a helluva ride boys. See you at the bottom

>>22087731
Tesla is dumping 5 billion worth of stock for money

>>22087731

>>22087731
WTF ELON YOU LIED TO ME.

>>22087694
or just day trade and avoid overnight risk entirely while making safe gains.

I'm not a high risk kind of person, but this just seems too easy.

BUY THE DIP OR I WILL BE FINANCIALLY RUINED

Curevac next TSLA confirmed? Our overlord is on site now, when will his twitter shitposts start?

>>22087731
TSLA is already going back up

>>22087760
AAPL > TSLA as a company

sorry elon bootlickers

That 5 billion dollar money raise was literally 50% of TSLA's book value. LOL

>>22087780
>just day trade
>just have a $25,000 margin account
this is why people on /biz/ suck sometimes

>>22087771
Cringe. It's already recovering.

>>22087729
Short TSLA Long Curevac
Move with the Elon

>>22087782
What are you investing in?

Poorfag here do i sell my TSLA and go into ZM?

uhhh what part

today is going to be very entertaining here i can already tell :^)

>>22087799
>he's trying to invest with less than $25k

THIS is why people on /biz/ suck sometimes. get a job nigga. you're undercapitalized, you don't belong here.

Shill me something

hey guys im retarted, what did they mean by pic related

>>22087664
I'm buying puts for 9/11

>>22087831
Renault for some cheapies

Buy CLF

>>22087799
imagine not using a cash account when you're under 25k

>>22087800
It was 538 in premarket. TSLA will close red today.

t. TSLA share holder

Put more into SILJ?

>>22087419
Kill yourself retard

>>22087828

>>22087819
AAPL

BUY TSLA
THIS IS THE DIP
GET ON THE ROCKET SHIP

>>22087846

Clsk

>>22087830
> you don't belong here
again, this is why you suck. So incredibly out of touch and selfish to tell people they don't belong when they're just looking for trading advice in a thread specifically devoted to that. It brings down the entire vibe of /smg/ when you asshats start shitposting

>>22087820
ZM is gonna DUMP so hard at open

>>22087782
wow anon save some gains for the rest of us

>>22087839
>20 shares
Unironically market sell at open. Pennies won't matter with 20 fucking shares.

In on AAPL today?

>>22087782
If you dont go real big you don't get sent home.

>>22087731
in tslaland tanking means dipping back to -1% then zooming to plus +10% by the end of the day

Apple is the gentlemans options play

>>22087766
8 dollar one seems likely to go in the money or 9 dollar if you don’t wanna risk to much

>>22087873
Welcome to the stock market. Don't do anything stupid

>>22087530
>Feels premium
I'm sure it does in the $10 case your put it in

>>22086669
Where do I go not to get fucked?

>>22087908
>he uses a case
kek poorfag

>>22086669
I almost thought my purchase of calls on gme was a terrible choice

Should I buy DOCU calls and hold through earnings?

>>22087884
chill nigga i was just fucking around with the stop loss

>>22087882
I had just heard so many damn horror stories about the market.
Is this decent gains??

I just gave up on trying to be clever and went all in on TSLA and AAPL yesterday. Crypto's more fun to watch, but this is so I can check in at 4 EDT and say "Oh boy another 10% up yaaaaaaaayyyyeeeee"

>>22087828
new paradigm. i mean look this guy literally said it and probably doesn't even realize what he said.

>>22087933
Can confirm. I used to never use a case. The newer phones are too big to not drop tho so i got a minimal case. Its got air pocket support and all kinda of shit. It does remove some stress of going nocase

>>22086704
Mornin’ shed anon, haven’t seen you in a while. What’s for breakfast?

>>22087649
who gives a shit?

>>22086669
Massive green dildo on gme

>ZM going down
YAMERO

>>22087880
Nigger where the fuck do you think you are?

>>22087880
stop being poor

>>22087530
> battery life is still great
What, 8 hours?
>imessage is awesome
it's just fucking texting m8
>apple ecosystem is also nice
read as "i love how apple dumbs down even the most basic of shit for me :D"

So why is tesla dumping?

HORSEBROS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22087985
on an anime imageboard

>>22087677
i've gotten some pretty cool shit from seeing ads
i'm debating getting rid of premium youtube just so i can see more video ads
they've been getting pretty good lately
big ups to Dr. Squatch

>>22087983
>ZM goes from 300 to fucking 460
>now down to 437
>YAMERO

hey go fuck yourself

>>22087983
it needs to go down to <410 to save my IC

>>22087619
Open interest gives you a better sense of the "true" scale of the volume. Daily volume can vary significantly, and numbers on bid/ask are usually extremely inflated by market makers who will never actually transact that many, they just cancel in and out as the underlying moves.

>>22087880
grow tougher skin

buy the tsla dip

>>22087866
Yes. DXY is falling below 90 this week. Short it with everything you can

>>22087967
yeah i use a case if im going hiking or something but most of the time i dont and damn it feels good

>>22088025
I want ALL the shekels

>>22087729
do nothing
watch all my positions bleed another 1-3%

im sad i didn't go all in zoom yesterday in afterhours due to my own fear

>>22087980
Today, we're gonna put sushi on a pizza and then YOU'RE gonna give a shit!

>>22088008
Just dump this meme stock

>TSLA IS DUMPING

Is there any reason to hold both SPYG and VOOG? They both pretty much track the same thing right? One you would prefer?

>>22087983
ZM will never be under 400 ever again (until the stock split end of year when it approaches 1000)

>>22088031
It's not about tougher skin it's about keeping the level of discourse and camaraderie high in here so we can all make it, instead of shit talking people for trying to learn or seek out legitimate advice

>>22088073
a true horse chad just buys calls till the contract fren

>>22087729
Buy more TSLA & AAPL
Calls on DOCU

>>22088008
if it's up on anything other than contract news, the correct move is to buy puts

>>22088084
Bro, you sound like a bitch.

>>22088091
when the fuck is the contract?
i thought it was supposed to be agreed upon months ago

>>22088076
you better be buying, anon. i fucking told you fuckers "oh no bros where is the dip i want to buy the dip" "even if it does dip you'll be too scared it's the crash to buy in", you fucking pussies.

>>22087980
>who gives a shit

Niggas that wanna do something with their life other than flip burgers

>>22088084
You sound like a bitch dude

Im a permabull but even this headline has me wondering about the value of valuations. What a clown market

>>22087194
Damn, i need a bean bag now. that sounds super comfy

>>22087830
Retard

>>22088143
What you're seeing is hyperinflation.

>>22088084
You know this is 4chan right?
There's a lot of new people asking stupid shit which can be found by a search. Lurk more used to be a thing

>>22088166
retard

Just placed a call for kodak at open, am I guaranteed to get it bros?

AAPL HIT 132
APPL 140 EoD

Is AMZN a buy?

>>22088062
Shouldve sold

Let the normies complain. I love this clown world

>>22088166
Hyperinflation causes a rise in the sea level. Zoom is clearly part of the meme leagues.

>>22087898
which calls? im looking at 9/18 is that too soon

Attention burgers, europe is currently getting rugpulled. You have been warned.

>>22088166
Maybe, but my point is >zoom is worth more than a company that has literally made trillions in electronics

is DOCU a good buy? thoughts?

someone bought the dip

>>22088120
before sept 30

>ZM up 35% premarket
>???????????????????????

>>22088133
how in the hell would it make a difference
how fucking important do you think you are?

>>22088009
Imagine posting anime in a Mongolian throat singing forun

What trend is this called?

>>22088166
Why is gold crabbing fren

20 secs bros!

I have about $4k in TQQQ, I'll sell sometime this week, Friday maybe
What do I buy?

>>22087769

coincidence or pure genius?

>>22088224
WFC buys the dip

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>22088224
Zoomer Dub

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???

>>22088119
>>22088139
>>22088167
You guys are fucking stupid and actively make this place worse

>>22088027
thanks m8. always had trouble understanding interest. does open interest reset daily too? or is it the total open options in existence for that strike

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

GET IN THE CAGE

>>22086669
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTTTTTTT

robinhood is down again

OOOOOOOOOOOO

anyone have news on oil? when will line go up?

RH DOWN EVERYONE IS SELLING TSLA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22088217
Robert Moses used to bar from working in NYC government anybody he didn’t like. You don’t have to be important to be blackballed.

>>22088228
Expect it to dump a bit in american hours.

>>22088224
Premarket traders have weak hands.

Bullish on AAPL?

>>22088275
>>22087019
What a coincidence!

JEROOOOOOOOOME

>>22088254
It's not about being smart it's about being rich. Tongue my anus you newfag pussy.

>>22086822
How do we still not have one single around the clock market?

Holy shit, Tesla bubble popping today.

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE TESLAFAGS

4 TSLA at 483

ROBINHOOD NO NO NO NO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS TOGETHER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>22088322
24 hour clown market would kill people. I think it’s a great idea.

RIP RH :)

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK

robinhood desktop is down
app seems to be fine

>>22088348
Why would anyone use software that fucks with you so much like this

>no bread
>market dumps

Goodbye, smg,

>>22088277
Is this the next TSLA?

post more qnny to save the market from collapsing

Any canadians in this thread? which brokers do you use?

>>22086669
I was going to sell my calls at open but robinhood is fucking down

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Another 10% on GME. Giga Chads were right per usual.

Half my gains just evaporated in premarket noise. Let's get that TSLA and NIO back up.

>>22088207
It was me

>>22088338
i bought the bottom

>>22087346
Exactly
Zoomers think Nvidia is a gaming hardware company
They don't know what Nvidia is

Thoughts on switching from robinhood to fidelity?

>>22088384
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

am I going to have to bake break for you again? fine

>>22088371
they all crash, it seems
i'm switching to TDA but that's mostly because RH customer service is absolute shit

I might get stopped out at $7 on GME but I don't care a profit is profit

whats the best site for real live option values? RH is fucking lagging right now im looking at nasdaq and its showing AAPL as 131 but RH only shows 129

Save us robinchuds

>>22088283
>Everyone.
Wait 30 minutes fag

>>22088392
i bought 300 shares at the open. what's the price target looking like for the squeeze? (yeah i know this is a gamble that's why i only bought 300 shares)

>>22088412
I'm switching from RH to Schwab. What a fucking joke of a site. Thank god I don't play options and only have like 20k on that POS

I CAN'T BUY THE DIP SOMEBODY HELP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22088409
You mean supercomputers?

>>22088444
>chuds
look at this commie nigger faggot redistributing the means of numerology

Buy Tesla. If Tesla crashes, the whole market crashes. There is no point to buy any other stock

>>22088467
Get in

I didn't buy the Tesla dip

>>22088412
Ive had fidelity for years. Pretty good. Never crashed at open and I can get my trades all in. Their mobile app kinda sucks though. Options and margin were easy enough to get allowed.

>>22088466
>TSLA back at 492

EAT SHIT SHORTS

how stupid is it buying an AAPL 9/18 $135 call for $400 right now? volume is about 1,500

>>22086702
Rkt

>>22088412
Fidelity's been very good to me at every turn. Customer service, banking, no fees, etc. No margin or stock options for us poorfags though.

Even DeGiro is down what the fuck?
On YahooFinance TSLA was dripping 2.6% but it's just at -1% now, so I don't get it

/SMG/ has become everyone losing their shit over 1% movements on TSLA

>>22088481
>no thread name

Any thoughts on RKT thinking about getting in before earnings announced after hours

>>22086736
>Yes sir master bogdanoff, it begins now

>>22088510
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW LEVERAGED I AM SQUID?

>>22088481
>70 posts late
>still formatted wrong

We deserve this

>>22088546
>>22088546
>>22088546

>>22088510
It's full of redditors now

>>22088472
Self modifying if statements

>>22088510
This. I own TSLA and even this shit is annoying as fuck. A 1% down and pink wojacks start showing up.

OGIG to the moon, get in now

>>22088555
>>22088481
Kek classic /smg/

>>22088555
well maybe the third thread will get it right

>banks rising
yay my nosebergarinose!

>>22088510
When 4kbgors poof it's disconcerting.

>>22088014
>IM GONNA CONSUUUUUUM!

I sold tqqq at 166.75 to buy back at 164.50.

An I jim Simmons yet?

>>22086755
I can answer that! For money!

(This is a R&M reference fyi)

This is now a R&M thread! XD. What's you're favourite episode?

>>22088277
>IT OPENED AT 7 DOLLARS
fug, the short squeeze is cooming, time to buy in

AAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GONNA BOOOOOOOOOLLL

AAAAAAAAAAA I'M BOOLLIIIIIING

>>22088261
Total in existence. That's why the numbers on bid/ask are so misleading: as an example, my spy LEAP has about x200 ask and x600 bid, but only 107 open interest and zero volume today.

>>22088383
Wealthsimple

TSLA CALLS DOWN 300% AHAHAHAHAHA MUSKFAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT AHAUAHAHA

>>22088084
this isn't your hugbox, stop being poor and most importantly make some rl friends so you can stop posting about your feewings and shitting up the thread. at the very least, go back to r*ddit