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Penis in ny assp
You guys are fucking cringe
I opened a IC with 210/410 short strikes on zoomwatch it go ITM
TQQQ will go up FOREVER and there's nothing boomers can do about it
WTF JSUT HAPPENED
RUG PULL. GET OUT
I should have just bought bought Tsla. Even three shares would net me $200 ez. What have I done!
TESLA BUBBLE POPPEDTESLA BUBBLE POPPEDTESLA BUBBLE POPPED
FUCKKKKKK stop loss TSLA @495 didn't kick in WHYYYYYYYYY
cant wait for the tesla marketcap to flow into crypto
>>22066178Its back at $510 WTFFF
>>22066239Bear trap
>>22066264Good thing my stop loss didn't kick in. Do they even work after hours?
what the literal fuck lmao. Please someone sell and kill this fucking beast.I don't want my ETFs to start buying this piece of shit to track S&P500.
>>22066239>>22066202>>22066201>>22066178It was just a low volume after hours sale that had a low of like $442. Glad Robinhood is too retarded to kick my trailing stop loss in after hours
>>22066160>>22066178Do you have a 4chan pass?
>>22066287Seriously same I panicked for a bit.>Yfw all those panic sales
>>22066304Yes.
is this the top?
>>22066207High IQ
>>22066368>promoting options to newbiesthere should be laws against this
>>22066368Probably
>>22066368This is fucking sad. A mobile platform for just options? Really?
Can I get some good recommendations?
What's the best place to trade? I'm worried about robinshit since it glitches so much
Why the fuck can’t Tesla ever dip!
>>22066090BUY RGR LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
significant price reduction for Tesla Model 3 Long Range whent.poorfag
>>22066368I thought gambling was illegal outside of reservations? This has to be a bubble. Just this weekend my friends were discussing stock picks on our lan discord. All picking energy, airlines, cruise companies, restaurants.
>>22066527It goes down every year by virtue of inflation. Most car companies raise prices evey year tesla doesn't.
Want a cybertruck lads
Why are people saying tomorrow is the big dump?
>>22066624Same
>>22066651because if line go up it go down next
>>22066565Daily sp500 Red doji followed by upside down red hammer Highest point spread ever off the 200sma It has to come down at least a bit the fomo is real
>>22066651because doomer retards never learn
>>22066719>down todaydoes that mean i go up tomorrow
>>22066895Maybe
>>22066806Looks neat, not touching it.
>>22066895
>>22066600the price of that auto-driving thingy keeps going up every few months. I want that.I can buy this car right now if I wanted to. But my entire net worth would be cut in half.
Hold Apple and let the gains come to me as that stock price climbs back to 303. Bid my time as the virus reaps epic revenge this fall/winter as it aids the apple stock back to epic highs. 5G will give users all the incentive they need to upgrade to the iphone 12 you see. All that video chatting and 4k streaming going on now not to mention 8k films and AR around the bend will demand all the fat data pipes you can get. I've got time to kill you see for I'm not 40 yet, hell I'm only 37, still got time to hit my target, 100,000 net worth by 12-31-2022 and nothing will stand in my way goddammit.
ZM/TSLA, etc going parabolic upwards.I mean, I thought we all agreed that Zoom is overvalued as fuck but I guess we're really in a full blown .com bubble right now.When will it pop? Do we just FOMO into shit?
How owning TSLA looks right now.
My worst fear is that when the Tesla/Zoom bubble pops, it'll bring the entire NASDAQ with it. Kind of like how the .com bubble happened. Not just retarded no name IPOs blew up. When they blew up, they brought down Yahoo, Microsoft, Sun, Oracle, Cisco, Intel.. with them.
>>22067343Today, at work, a guy who drives a lifted truck ( small iq ) asked me how to invest $ in Tesla. Yeah, there's a bubble
>>22067343>bunch of SJW shitlib companieslmao good
>>22067280>>22067343It's complete lunacy. NASDAQ companies are starting to make 2-5 SD moves. There is no way to rationalize this. It feels way more insane than 07 housing, 18 crypto, etc.
>>22066207Never going to happen, crypto stopped trying to pretend it isn't 99% vaporware and exit scams years ago.
>>22066468airlines and cruise
>>22066651Because it's the soonest scariest day they can say without already being wrong
All the bubbles are set to pop, tomorrow the whole world is going down the tubes.
>>22068042At least BABA isn’t a bubble
>>22068042god I hope real estate bubble bursts. I want to see realtors have to line up for food stamps.$500,000+ for a single-story 600sq ft house in any buttfuck nowhere niggertown just because it's 250 miles from the coast is retarded
>>22068224My country has one of the worst property bubbles in the world, but no government will do anything about it because they don't want to piss off all the owners squatting on their properties collecting rent and capital gains.
DOLLAR! STOP RESISTING!
>>22067613is this a meme? if theres a "second wave," real or not, i was thinking of getting DAL
>>22068816I work in a hospital in New England Never used a single field hospital bed Never much over a regular ICU load Currently have 3 people in icu in a city of 150,000
>>22068816Corona is a giant meme. Unfortunately, people being retarded is not.
>>22068816You can monitor TSA throughput numbers daily on the TSA website. Here:https://www.tsa.gov/coronavirus/passenger-throughputStatista has that same information in graph format although about a week delayed. https://www.statista.com/statistics/1107016/coronavirus-tsa-checkpoint-travel-numbers-us-airports/
>>22069490Here is a chart tracking flights by country:https://www.statista.com/statistics/1104036/novel-coronavirus-weekly-flights-change-airlines-region/
Best sites to put on an RSS feed for /smg/ related news? Sticky has two, any more?
Surely Apple will be red tomorrow
>>22067450ONE MORE WEEK, BABY! ONE MORE WEEK IS ALL I NEED
>>22069602Apples can either be green or red
>>22069646or yellow
>>22066368>>22066403>>22066410I cannot believe my eyes. Holy fuck. Charlie Munger and Warren Buffett call derivatives "weapons of mass destruction", remember that. They're giving retard normies the access codes. This is the top lads. Expect some for froth the next few days (maybe 1-2 weeks) then it's all down hill. Remember that 90% of options contracts expire worthless and that the safest, more risk reduced way to profit is by selling cash covered puts and covered calls for that sweet premium. >>22066565Not gonna lie those picks are all still at trading pretty low historically so they don't make terrible investments. Would I go all in on them? Probably not. The problem is that when noobs and normies try to opine and dish out investment advice, you know the top is here.
>>22066565>I thought gambling was illegal outside of reservations?lol
>>22066527buy a corolla. don't buy ev unless your gov is giving you some kind of enviro friendly rebate for it.
>>22070003Back when gov was giving rebates for Teslas, everyone here speculated that, after those rebates expire, Tesla themselves would lower the actual cost of the car to match the cost as if the rebate still existed and they never did.I wish I'd never believed you guys.
>>22069905The Kennedy sr shoeshine story is 100% on topic, instead of shoe shiners we have wagies on IG and FB doing it
last thread is autosaging reminderMATTERS:>Q3 and Q4 GDP>Whether CLOs start going bad>the peaceful transition of power>climate change and yurp regulationsDOES NOT MATTER:>which boomer wins the election>vaccines>black livesPOSITIONS:go big cash mid October, also buy GME shares and OTM calls
>>22070331>Tesla themselves would lower the actual cost of the car to match the cost as if the rebate still existed and they never did.Of course not.
>Up almost 8% todayAnyone else have a fucking amazing day, today? I sure did.
>>22070353Was shoe shine his codeword for "insider trading"?
Tell me why TSLA isn't going back to $2000?
>>22070471From the mouths of boons.
>>22070471>Black people buying the absolute topyep this is crypto 2017 all over againim getting the fuck out of tech for some time and put all into miners
Imagine not owning horse right now
>>22070430also remember even the end of the world probably isn't the end of the world, if the market dips 30% you're still going to want to buy back in, not go live in a cave like a retard, imagine having missed the rona bottom
So what is the real difference between a call debit spread and a put credit spread? I've read both strategies, seen both profit/loss charts, and they just seem the same (just puts vs calls). The only meaningful difference seems to be that when in the contract you get your profit/loss. Am I missing something or what? Are there actual situations where one would be better than the other?
>>22070500Second split at 1200
>>22066090What are some extreme measures you guys take to save money? I'll start. I jack off instead of fucking my girlfriend to save money on condoms
>>22070599Do you still go out, eat dinner etc w her tho?
why didnt apple go up as much as tesla...i wish i put more into tesla
STOP.Just sell covered calls.
>>22066281no. welcome to overnight risk.
>>22070655>what is marketcap
>>22070647I cook if she won't and I buy chicken when its on sale sub $2/lb I bought an 8 lb roast the other day for $31. I shop only on sale and use coupons. For special occasions I will take her to dinner
>when a company, hedgie, or dumbfuck normie gets money now they don't invest it in anything taht will spur growth they just dump it in equities>and only those equities that already have a lot of interest and positive price movement despite no catalystsThe entire stock market is becoming 2017 bitcoin. I know the big money is to short it in a smart way that no one else is thinking about. I just can't figure out how to do it. And I think it won't be buying instruments in the market either.
>>22070599Just like pullout what the fuck? do you have premature ejaculation or what?
>>22070656But what if they exercise them and I want to keep holding
Gonna celebrate my GME winnings with a big fat pot brownie
>>22070748Kids are more expensive than condoms how low T are you that are 0 risk with precum?
Screencap this, I will post when I make it mid September to my goal.Fuck tranniesFuck janniesFuck spicsFuck gooksFuck kikes Fuck rightsbut most importantlyFuck NIGGERSI'll post this same image at that time.
that's it. im officially spooked. im liquidating all of my positions (AAPL and TSLA) tomorrow, and returning to day trading price action and volume patterns only. no more overnight positions until this bubble pops, i don't trust all of this shit with the metaphorical shoe shine boy getting into stocks and options.i just don't trust that i'll make enough to make up for however much i'd lose whenever SHTF from overnight risk. i'll just enjoy the intraday volatility while it lasts instead.
Is any one total market ETF better than another?
>>22070790You use the calendar method. If you're such a high test man.
>>22070830robinhood exploded in popularity in march, at pretty much the absolute market bottomthe shoeshine boy was right this time
>>22066090Generals go on >>>/vg/
>>22070790Kids are great man, plus you get a few of them they help you do shit and make sweet sweet gains when you’re older. Plus they take care of you when you’re older Kids are the ultimate investment if you’re not a retard and raise them right
>>22070758Three options:Buy back (maybe wait for a dip)Get better at sellingBe less greedy when selling
>>22070830There's one difference between the shoeshine boy incident and now: Today, the stock market is wholly accessible to the middle and lower classes. It wasn't like that prior to John Bogle popularizing index funds in the 1970s, which allowed that to happen. So, whatever the modern-day equivalent of a shoeshine boy would be as a market indicator, would be something completely different by now.
>>22070880Yeah, cool. What shitcoin are you shilling this time? I made 30% off Gamestop today.
BROS https://www.tesmanian.com/blogs/tesmanian-blog/here-s-why-slow-competitors-drive-extra-value-into-tesla-future-growthSETANDFORGET
Buy more AAPL or buy more PLUG?
>>22070832Among the ones that track the same index, no, not really by any statistical significance.
>>22070916Niggers It’s niggers Anon up above just posted a nigger twittering his Tesla gains It’s time or damn near close to it
>>22070916i take it as twitter thots and KEEMSTAR being the new shoeshine boy equivalent. basically people who have no business being in the markets yet are all of a sudden, very recently, boasting socially about their "gains".
>>22070935That chart will be in textbooks about the 2020 bubble
>>22070992Portnoy got in at the bottom tho
Quit buying into ponzi scheme stocks
>>22070962Consider the very likely possibility that most of those niggers probably just stole their investment money from some random whitey they knockout-gamed.
>>22070834What am I a secretary? I'm not tracking days.>>22070882Id rather just avoid all that massive time waste and put my gains towards doing whatever I want right now and forever and just travel wherever I want and buy the dumb shit I want and just enjoy my free time and have the least obligations I can cause it makes me happy. But I wanna know what extreme things you guys do to save money
>>22071005The point it makes isn't entirely wrong, conventional automakers being slow is the only reason Tesla could possibly overtake them. But at this point we've priced in like 10 years of 50% CAGR car sales, PLUS autonomous driving, and the stock keeps going up anyways
>>22071025>What am I a secretary? I'm not tracking days.Are you the one having periods? Jesus christ. Yeah, just fucking use a condom you retard. Better yet, don't procreate at all.
>>22071009Portnoy got into the markets because sports betting was effectively gone. There was all of several weeks before Fed unleashed infinite money printing to respond to the liquidity crunch from the same underlying event.. He is more stupid and lucky, than cognizant
>>22071018how many people killed themselves when the stock market crash of 1929 happened? i worry something on a much larger scale is gonna happen when this bubble pops, think of how much leverage people are taking on now and how much dumber people are now as well. people are gonna get fucking annihilated when the music stops on this one.
>>22071061L2r faggot I just said I dont want em
>>22071110Who cares about poor retards with mental health issues killing themselves over 2 TSLA shares? They were gonna do it anyways.
What would he invest in?
>>22071163FNGU
UTZ
>>22071019No need, the .gov steals the money from wypipo for them.
>>22071110how bout people who kill themselves for not recognizing a bull run and stay on cash for years
what are you buying with your earnings /smg/?For me I'm going to pay for my gf's mom's hotel because she was homeless and I didn't want her to move in with me and my gf
WHT THE FUCK HOW THE FUCK IS ZOOM UP SO MUCH
what should I buy 100x of and sell covered calls on?
>>22071212i dunno but im waiting for gamestop to 5x right now
The top is here. Black monkeys buying stock thinking they are "investors."
>>22071212more stock so I can eventually make ithopefully 5 digits by the end of the year, earlier if I get lucky or good
>>22071060Yes, its part of the euphoria where you project TSLA perfection for 20+ years and assume that there aren't like 21 competitors coming out in 2021 and they will all fail. Because of FSD that was restarted again from scratch this year. Or because of solar roofs that are a dwindling part of TSLA's interest and revenue.SNAP has a higher R&D budget than TSLA But its not like its the biggest offender. ZM and TSLA are currently competing for who will have the higher market valuation.
>>22071241isn't that what everyone here is doing
>>22071163>ElaineFAGTMANN>Jerry boomer mix, lots of KO>Newmanall in PM and shitcoins>GeorgeFAG + tankers + divvies>Kramer50% TSLA 50% pennystocks
>>22071216exponential growth
>>22071305We're all white here
>>22070599Go into your PC's advanced power settings and change the maximum processor state to below 100%.Or even better get a chink mini PC, literally no reason to draw more than 10W when looking at a chart all day. Something like https://www.amazon.com/dp/B082VVGCPB/
>>22071305we get to pretend to be better because we were a few months faster on the drawt. marchgang
>>22071236Is this simply due to shorts covering
>>22067219Godspeed anon
Why is everyone so worried, the fed couldn't infinity print in 1929 this is a different time
>>22071397yes
Will i make it?
>>22071241wtf is EEM?
the market is never going to crash again you stupid fucking bears
>>22071305Um. I bought TQQQ at $89.
>>22066090KTOV
>>22071445The dollar can and the market is actually betting on it
>>22071445every bull run ends, could be tomorrow, could be feburary
>>22070946Hope you bought the wave up. Plug might be done for
>>22071353O-oh, yeah... That's right, we are
>>22071436who cares he's a nigger
>>22071463the dollar crashing is bullish for stocks
when does /smg/ think the trade halting will start on this one?
>>22071397remember APRN?
>>22070089S&P is carried by Nasdaq and Nasdaq is carried by FAGTMAN. So, just buy FAGTMAN, or be ballsy and go 3X FAGTMAN with FNGU or TQQQ if you're less ballsy
>>22066468GME for another week then dump
selling NET covered calls seems like the smart play, but i went +66% on my TSLA 500 call today
>>22071480there is no dip that this bull run can't buy I assure you
>>22071110People will scream for the good ole days of 1929 when this pops
who is this girl?
ANONS!!! Remember to buy Debit Call Spreads on TQQQ for easy gains this week!!!! TQQQ goes up every week, and they'll continue to do so until there's a crash, but even if that happens it's okay!! TQQQ always corrects itself soon, so remember to buy cheapies!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT ANONS!!!!!!
>>22071580that's an underage man
>>22071163He would buy all the divvie stocks his broke ass could afford and pretend he is a man of wealth so people wouldn't bother him about not working
>>22071436>>22071495Anon you should know where he gets his money from
What should I buy tomorrow. Tired of sitting on cash being too scared to pull the trigger on anything
>>22071431Why the fuck would people not have covered before it got that high. I know it's GameStop but still
>>22070451No he’s saying that when regular everyday joe people get involved into the market it’s usually a bad sign that a crash is going to happen.
What's fagtman? Amazon?
>>22071629SQQQ
>>22071580lol that's my sister how'd you get this pic
>>22071110people aren't anywhere near as leveraged as they were in 1929 they were taking out mortgages to go all in on the stock market
>>22071648>tattooThat's one filthy degenerate of a sister you have
>>22071665Based roaring 20s investors
>>22071635I know what he's saying but the story itself sounds made up as fuck. It's like saying any billionaire or celebrity made it all on their own and not because they come from connections and wealth.
>>22071665Based
do you guys really think tsla is going to go up forever?Should i just sell all my other positions and buy more tsla tomorrow?Or should I buy call options?I know how options work at a high level but I don't know the risks really or the timing of it.
>>22071739TSLA will crash soon
>>22071739tesla will be 100 dollars by 2021 after a 10-1 split
>>22071739>going to go up foreverNo
TSLA going to moon again in a week when SN6 hops successfully
>>22071329Kramer would be a wsb tier options trader (read: >poor) remember when he couldnt pay that cowboy on his stupid ass airplane arrival/departure bets
>>22066624Sadly I think it will be too popular and lose it's luster after 2-3 years in market.
>>22071631There was 35 million (!!!!!) volume today. They are starting to cover.
>>22071762Nope. 3 months of straight gains and you retards have been saying the same shit over and over like a broken record. I made another 5 grand on TSLA today. Bought calls going into the close for AAPL. Nothing but gains. Day after day after day. This euphoric feeling I get whenever I lock in huge gains...there is nothing like it. As a result I've been having sex with a different prostitute every single day for the past 2 weeks.
>>22070430>GMEWhy?
Hope that dumb TQQQ faggot I argued with yesterday sees how FNGU did double it’s gains today. Get fucked.
>>22071857look at volume and short interest
>>22071436eem the teacher was dyin'
>>22071762well im only holding 5>>22071787Hmm...im torn, tsla might be safe gains but it also seems like it is way too fucking high. It's elon's cult stock but still...is it too big to fail? Like Amazon now? And what about appl?I am holding nio, eman which I feel good with.I am bagholding ibio.... i just need it to go over 2.65 to break even, but it has potential to take off because of their coronvirus shit. I still don't kike it anymore.Rlftf I just threw 700 at when it was like .24 cents, so whatever. If it does end up working as well as they say it will go 3-5 But I want more tsla. And im eyeing appl. Tired of penny stocks, i want to print money.Maybe I should start looking at options
>>22071834Nice, is that a brothel? Are you in the US?
I make 35k/yr.. when can I pull out and live off of day trading and be NEET? What dollar amount? I've read one years salary at least but for most people that's probably a lot more than 35k. I think if I can make it to like 50k I would be chill. also what do u call this pattern?
>>22071834Anon have you gotten tested for anything? You probably should.>>22071436"Everyone else's money", I think the nigger's leveraged to the tits
>>22071794dude unless theres a market crash all elon needs to do is send out a dumb tweet and tesla will turn around. it was getting ready to fall right before the split announcement
Fucking futures are green again. Fuck.
>>22071908Yea it's a colombian brothel called "casa de putas"It's honestly the best place on earth. >>22071926I haven't gotten tested for anything other than COVID, why?
>>22071914nah, keep working until you have like 100k+ and even then keep workingYou can't daytrade until you have 25k in your account, then you also have to pay taxes on that. So I would say wait until 200k to quit your job
I made money but boy do I regret not bailing on Apple and jumping in on Tesla a few weeks back.With Apple I'd have walked off with>38k todayWith Tesla if I bought them when I wanted to (with about the same cash as Apple as I don't like fractional shares) I'd have walked off with>59k todayTfw my account would be 6 digits had I gone in on Tesla, almost mid 6 digits if i went all on.
>>22071934That is literally how cryptocurrencies operate.
>>22071956nigga you 100% have gonnoherphasyphilaids
>>22071857it's not at risk of bankruptcy anymore thanks to gov't bux, and two big consoles are coming this November.All the Sept 9 earnings has to do is to hit their corona-adjusted targets and it will be a massive short squeeze thanks to retard shortsellers.it'd be hilarious if animal crossing is the reason Gamestop's earnings end up not being as bad as expected.
>>22071998
>>22071956Dude I used to go to a similar place in Mexico. I haven't been able to go since covid hit, I miss it so god damn much
>>22071834>>22071956Man theyre so ugly compared to anime girls
>>22071993>handsightfuck off retard
>>22071914Realistically and truthfully. Probably no amount to make a living off day trading. Also you should wait until your trading basically laps your other income before you quit work.
>>22072006If a big chunk of today's huge volume was shorts buying, short interest may be reduced by half already.
>>22071956She looks like she's 40, get cuter girls
>>22071999> zoomers afraid of STDsI really really can't wait for the start of the upcoming bear market so all these little children get BTFO
>>22071993I would be a millionaire if I simply liquidated everything and went all in on Kodak at $2 and timed the top perfectly at $60 two days later, man I’m so retarded for not doing that
>>22072070People like you are why fags can legally sleep around not telling anyone they have AIDS in California now. What do you expect?
>>22071329>>Kramer>50% TSLA 50% pennystocksLmao. Very good analysis on Kramer. Tfw copying what Kramer would do with stocks would've likely made me rich.
People talk about missing Tesla a lot but then again, if you had even a single day of hindsight knowledge, you'd become rich as fuck overnight on pretty any ticker, really.
So here's the big question, will TSLA pop take the NASDAQ with it or not? Or will there be a rebalancing? (i.e.is dumb money here to stay?)
>>22071329Classic Newman
>>22072183Yes Tesla pop is taking the nasdump with it. That mean your precious TQQQ and FNGU too.
>>22072172Calling it now, Tesla will dump after battery day but the new floor will still be bullshit high, like $400 or 500. And it rolls to $1T over the next 4 years. Max pain for idiots FOMOing in, max pain for bears.
>>22072112what's your point fags have always AIDS because god hates them
>>22072215Fine by me, I'll just switch to SQQQ
>>22072215I'll just sell my HQU and buy HSU lol>>22072221there is no god and viruses don't care, other than loving sodomy, because that tube is designed for pooping
>>22071110>how many people killed themselves when the stock market crash of 1929 happened?none. churchill made it up
>>22072275based churchill just making shit up on the spot for a good story
Kek, kids (most of them) don't take care of their parents when they're old. Fucking hell, first chance they get they toss your old ass in a "retirement village" aka nursing home and let you stay there to rot till your dead. They may stop by to see if your still kicking once in a blue moon but by the by your left all alone with the other poor old fucks. Why? Cause the kids don't want nor have time to deal with all the shit old people have going on when they get to a certain age. All the kids care about is getting your money/assets after your dead and that when you die it's quick.
>>22072172This tbqh I had a few coworkers “mad” that they didn’t buy at $450 today and closed at $500. Like no shit. I can’t be mad my meme stocks are gaining 1-2% most days. Green is green.
>>22071956>casa de putastop..kek>>22072021Adelitasssss weyyyyy
NASDAQ futures are green again btw
>>22072296N-not my kids
>>22072078Not the same. As i wanted to buy then and there but stuck with apple because i jump around too much. The one time i shouldve jumped id have made so much more.
>>22072264>HQUhi fellow leaf, can i ask why you aren't just going into TQQQ instead?I was holding HQU for awhile and i was fuck this and moved to TQQQ the next week right before the Wednesday spike.I pussied out and took my profits though, put the money into TSM and the rest of my maple dollars into QQC.but seriously fuck that 1.5% expense ratio on HQU
How much liquid cash do you guys keep for emergencies? I'm tempted to only keep $1000 in cash in the bank and the rest in TQQQ
>>22072296Yes note I said raise them right not Instagram addicted western retards. Kids have to experience struggle in order to have empathy and to help others. If you spoil them they turn out to be shitbags. My wife and I are moving to a cheap Eastern European country to raise our kids Croatia Serbia or Hungary. So they can experience a life that is down to earth and not filled with niggers and thots. Easily live like a king over there with real estate and divi income.
Tech futures green again
>>22072326Well stop being a pussy and go all in on a stock next time
>Stocks only go upIm thinking this might actually be true
>>22071739Pretty much. >>22071762Been hearing this since the first time it was $500
>>22072370I don't hold any cash in my bank account anymore. The interest rates are so low it just isn't worth it. I've parked most of my money into my M1 finance account 50% Apple and 50% Tesla. I also have over 30 grand in my robinhood to trade options. Been buying Apple and Tesla calls like crazy for the last 3 months. If you aren't putting your money into stocks you are fucking braindead.
>>22072370Right now I have about $5k in cash on standby for emergencies, emergencies being pic related
>>22072349The dollar is going to shit compared to CAD so I'm basically using it to CAD hedge (since most individual stocks I want to hold are USD for obvious reasons)Fuck the expense ratio though, yeah.
>>22072404Bear signal.
>>22071956You pay money to fuck that? lol
>people think it's overvalued>also know bubbles can last a decade>also know it can pop at any timeIt actually doesn't matter if something is a bubble. In fact it makes it better to trade that volatility for gains or selling options. TSLA won't pop for a while. Even a -50 point move isn't a "pop". It would have to months/years from now based on competition or domination in EV and batteries.Considering the brand value of Tesla which is actually very high people will continue to buy it IMO. So any blow up is years away. -10 or -20% correction wouldn't even pop the bubble.
>>22072456Yes I do.Problem?
>>22072436His corporate letter (no source) recently said he removed any S&P 500 price targets and said there was no limit to high the market can go
>>22072470how much?
>>22072446Also, because I'm using Wealthsimple, frequent trading with a USD product is expensive because the conversion is where they make money. And because Canada doesn't have PDT rules, you could daytrade HQU and HSU, but can't daytrade TQQQ.
>>22072470Does she fart?
>>22072370No reason to hold any emergency cash with rates this low. Get a line of credit for that
>>22072486Absolutely based. Buy stocks now
>>22072435I had $10k in my emergency fund, then took $5k out for stonks. now i'm tempted to keep $1000 in there just in cash i need immediate cash and throw the other $4k into TQQQ.
>>22072508Just borrow from your brokerage account or w.e.
>>22072486What an absolute lad, he's been right so far.
>>22072436>Insanity Means OpportunityI almost think he's right.Yes it's insanity right now. But insanity doesn't stop instantly, right?Okay. What's the next insanity? Zoom took off. Tesla took off. Apple seems to be slowing down.Is Amazon next? Are we due for a 20:1 Amazon forward split?
>>22072486This is basically a statement that the dollar is going to zero
>>22072370>>22072435>>22072516I keep just enough to pay my Amex off every month, and for my car payment. Then maybe 700 in my savings just because. Everything else goes to my brokerage.
>>22072545The insanity is Tesla and apple just go up forever
>>22072545Gamestop, Workhorse again, one of the IPOs (Snowflake, Palantir)
>>22072558Everyone is printing, stimulating, etc.The entire "game board" is having currency thrown at it searching for a place to go.
>>22072545God I hope so that’s an all in play
Imagine not being long GME>Will be well above 100$ before the squeeze is over.
>>2207249160 bucks for half hour full sex.
There are so many bearish signs going into this rally. Look at vix. Please don't leverage everything. If you watch the news, every other commercial is investing, partial shares, free trades. This reminds me of BTC 2017. I'm a bull, but something about the vix doesn't look right.
>>22072591I mean the entire world is spending like there is a world war going on right now. Markets should go bonkers especially juicy areas like technology companies that have 2030+ blue skies.
>>22072504>but can't daytrade TQQQ.nanioops
>>22070500Straight from Ford's mouth...Tesla will be the first 10 trillion company. They will sell 2.5 billion cars in next 2 years.All OEMs will loose all of their business and will not be able to do anything. We will be closing our plants starting from end of this year and by march next year, we will be all shut down. FCA GM and Ford will die by march next year. Nissan is almost dead.Volkswagen and Toyota will die by .. lets say june 2021??Rivian, lucid, byton, fisker, polestar, karma etc are just copying tesla and tesla will aquire them all.From next july, there will be just 1 car on road.. Tesla.Tesla will be the 'Buy n Large' from Wall-E movie.Dont forget to vote Musk for president 2024.
>>22072603Should I double my position tomorrow?
>>22072620Sell redditard calls, nicely OTM, really good value right now. The risk of missing out is too much.Don't fight the worldwide printing.
>>22072628You're subject to the American PDT rule if you have a margin account with less than $25K USD.
I could wait for my cash to settle and do covered calls on NET....OR I could spend my $1750 on a tesla call tomorrow morning insteadthoughts?
>>22072629>toyota will die
>>22072634Ryan Cohen is a billionaire because he goes balls deep. Be like Ryan.
>>22071241Obvious bot in your algorithmic echo chamber. Sorry bucko, you’re not schizo, you’re just not seeing outside of your spoon fed reality
>>22072620We know what's wrong, everyone thinks it's a bubble so they're willing to dump whenever. But it keeps going up, so it keeps going up. It just wobbles a bit. VIX is a measure of wobble.
>>22072620im going back to day trading tomorrow until the world makes sense again. i can still make plenty of money off of AAPL and TSLA and ZM and AMD breakouts since they're all hitting new ATH's, im just not gonna accept overnight risk anymore.
>>22072610she let you do anal?
>>22072629Not 2020?First shelf is tankersFirst ravine is GNUSFirst peak is WKHSSecond peak is DPHCCurrent peak is TSLA but I finally managed to let go of something and now I am transitioning into AMZN because I fully expect them to announce a split
>>22072620What the fuck are commercials?
>>22072720No, anal is 50 extra and BBJ (bare blow job) is 20 extra. I don't like to spend a lot for sex just enough to clap her big fake ass and blow my baby batter in the bag. It's always an enjoyable time whenever I go the casa de putas so I can't complain. They also rotate the women every 6 months which is nice. Hopefully we get some younger broads next time around but I won't hold my breath.
>>22071163WKHSNIOBLNKIVRRTXXOMSLV
>>22072759>casa de putas
>>22072759>No, anal is 50 extra and BBJ (bare blow job) is 20 extra. I don't like to spend a lot for sex just enough to clap her big fake ass and blow my baby batter in the bag. It's always an enjoyable time whenever I go the casa de putas so I can't complain. They also rotate the women every 6 months which is nice. Hopefully we get some younger broads next time around but I won't hold my breath.based absolute sleazecore anon
>>22072603Like a retard, I literally have a limit order sell for $100. But I really expect the whole affair to end without even triggering a stop. Not much happened when Burry announced he was in. I don't see what changed now that a new guy is speculating. We have new board members, but the business is the same as before, and we have known about the console refresh for a long time and GME's cash position was always sufficient to deal with its debt. This also isn't the first time we hit this high short interest.A large part of me is saying to myself, really? Is now the time for this short squeeze?
>>22072720Can you bust inside raw? I just want to creampie girls. I don't care if I get aids
>>22072759They don’t bring the prime 15 yo putas to the gringo clubs
>>22072833wtf...
>>22071635>>22070353https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1300210707879940103Scroll through comments. Kek
>>22072759Disgusting.
are TSLA calls basically free money?
>>22072886>https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1300210707879940103OH NO NO NO NOTHE TOP IS ACTUALLY HERE..
>>220729396-12 months ago they were, yes.
guess who else is pumping afterhours?Kodak
>>22072939yeah until it isnt.
>people unironically think TSLA is going to pop
>>22072939Yes, much in the same way that playing Russian Roulette for money is free money.
Every day I'm too afraid to get into TSLA. It just went up 7, 10, 12, whatever percent I think, it can't be that retarded and just do it again tomorrow. And it does. And then it does it again.Why can't I just hop on?
>>22072833I've seen providers around here offer BBFS (bare back full sex) but it isn't worth it IMO. Those women that offer services like that almost certainly have the bug. The farthest I've had a provider do for me is rim my asshole and it actually felt kind of gross at first but after awhile felt fucking fantastic. The problem is you start wondering if she's willing to bury her tongue into her busted shit covered ass she will do it for just about anyone and it's kind of off putting which is why I just stick to vanilla sex (missionary and doggy). I have done cum on face sessions before but the up charge is fucking ridiculous. They sometimes ask you for a 50 dollar tip upfront just for a facial, it's insanity.
>>22071436Ahem "Everyone Else Money" which is nigger for he is using loans or snaking people >>22071504That's exactly what he just said. >>22072886So when are we dumping TSLA and AAPL? I take back everything I said about holding
>>22066090>Make a new one after 300 posts
Is Robinhood really just 90% kids with <$1000?
>>22072979When they start to dump. No point trying to call a top before it happens, wait for a good 10% retrace on Tesla.Hold Apple forever, fucking Buffet is all on on it at 43%.
Give me ONE (1) reason to not go all in on BABA. BABA is trading at ~$290 right now which is criminally low for a company like that. BABA is easily a $1000 stock by EOY 2021 and you’re going to regret not going in on it when you had the chance.
>>22070353Except we have been having a shoeshine moment for at least 4 months, so the story is useless
>>22073069>>22073069>>22073069>>22073069
>>22073017honestly, I don't think these autosage until 310.
>>22068224I question if it will ever pop, until all the boomers die.
>>22073056the problem is you won't know when buffet dumps until after it has happened, anon.
>>22073056I really wish there was a way I could actively burn every one of these god damn fucking niggers and mongrel zoomers.
>>22073083https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHGd6LqAVzw
>>22066090Gern is about to lift off get on board soon
>>22069602Probably, I bought calls today
>>22072799BASED
>>22072721looks like you're ready to give it back again
>>22070882This.Plus the more kids you have, the cheaper they are per kid. Eventually they pay for themselves. It's harder these days, what with all the coal mines not taking little ones, so be sure to keep up with the music lessons and acting classes. Have enough and one of them is bound to be a cute one.
>>22072967wtf why