/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22063353
How much link do you own?

>>22063353
Nothing you can do I'm afraid, you will starve or miss the pump

>>22063428
2.5k

>>22063353
Just eat rice and beans for the next week faggot. Tough it out.

>>22063353
I make about 300-400 a day and 10% of it goes to food. I'm such a fucking fatass

>>22063471
that tastes like SHIT

So far im thinking i can make it through an entire day with little caesars for 5 dollars. but i got 7 more days to go and thats not even counting the rest of today

>>22063541
You can try to lure cats with some food and bbq them?

>>22063465
Yeah just take it out. But sort it out. Are you working?

>>22063503
You gotta sacrifice taste pussy, just deal with it and quit being a bitch

>>22063353
Just go to an Indian or Chinese store and buy a huge bag of rice and another of lentils and you're set for the month.

Deenz and beanz lil nigga

>>22063353
$7 can get you:
- 4 for 4 from Wendy's with leftover money
- 2 Mchickens plus 1 drink at McDonald's
- 10 lbs of rice + a few bags of beans
- 5 bags of Andy Capp's Hot Fries
- Arizona cans for $1/ea
- Tons of spaghetti
- Tons of noodles
- etc...
Quit being a fatty.

spend $25 on potatoes, black beans, rice, salsa, ground beef.
2 lb ground beef $8
3 cans of black beans $5
dozen cheap ass eggs $2
salsa $3
rice $2
shit ton of potatoes $5

make a big ass batch of that shit. it will last you for days. and you got money left over to buy little caesars

how fucking fat are you jfc

>>22063691
This

>>22063353
Go to a food bank. Spend $7 on spices. Start an introductory period to a diet plan or one of those services that brings you ingredients that you cook. See if there is a way to go into arrears for 8 days.

If you're boring about it, rice and beans.

>>22063353
Cook your own food retard. A premium burger is like $2.50 if you make it yourself.

>>22063353
How the fuck do you spend 20$ a day on food? How are you investing when you can't afford to feed yourself?

>>22063827
i eat quality fast food like canes, swensons, and culvers

>>22063353
You listen here, peasant. While you're out there scraping together chump change for your next meal I'm out there slaying multiple HUNDREDS of dollars worth of profits. I can pay my cell phone bill for literally the next 4 months, as long as I don't go over my data limit, of course. Literally months of data, all paid for, and quite possibly even Amazon Prime for another year, I don't know maybe, we'll see how my shitcoins do this cycle.

>>22063471
>>22063503
rice and tomato sauce

>>22063968
Fucking retard, just cook at home

>>22063353
Get humble. Ramen is like 27 cents a pack. Load up, son.

>>22063353
When did you buy your Link? if you bought recently and now don't have enough money to eat you got probs anon.

I ate expired salmon to buy myself some slink, risked my life for fucking slink

>>22063353
get a credit card
go to a soup kitchen or a sikh temple and they'll feed you for free

>>22063353
Do OMAD for 2 to 3 days, get the one meal for 3 to 5 dollars, and on the remaining days just COOK ramen, pasta yourself

>>22064509
maxxed out my credit cards on cheeseburgers. im craving Culvers triple cheesburger (onion and bbq) so bad right now

cashing out link isn't the end of the world. i had 10250 link but i cashed out 25 to buy drugs. if i needed money to buy food instead, which is way more important, i would.

>>22063503
take the intermittent fasting pill faggot

>>22063353
Former poorfag here, now cypto millionaire. Here's what I ate to get through the hard times. This should get you through a week of dinners, I only ate two meals anyway.

Burgers. Get frozen patties, grill that shit, lightly butter and toast the bun. Pickles, mayo and cheese, nigger that's 5-star eating.

Chicken. Get a whole chicken, oil it and roast it 20 minutes per pound @ 375. (Or buy a day-old rotisseire chicken)
Night one: Breast and wing, brown gravy, rice, sautéed zucchini.
Pull the rest of the chicken and refrigerate.
Night two: Barbecue chicken pizza, pizza crust, barbecue sauce, white cheddar cheese,
Night three: Buffalo chicken sloppy joes: heat up chopped chicken with butter in a pan, drench in franks sauce, serve on toatsted buttered bun with blue cheese dressing and chopped celery.
Any leftover, make chicken salad, with celery and mayonnaise, or chicken soup with rice, carrots, celery, onions.

Cabbage slop: chop up whole head of cabbage, add 1 pound of browned ground beef and can of tomato sauce, heat until cabbage is soft.

>>22064673
i cant cook

Used to spend $2K a month on food. Covid has reduced that to $800 now, kek.

>>22065107
That's an attitude of despair.

You will never make it with an attitude of despair.

>>22065107
Everyone can cook. Just watch Youtube for 5 minutes.

>>22063353
double cheeseburgers at mconalds are $1 a piece. Get 16 and you have lunch and dinner every day. drink lots of water and buy a head of lettuce and some oil and vinegar and make some salads. throw in some carrots and tomatoes too.

>>22063353

Christ I lived off of 20 to 50 euro a month for 3 years while working a decent job to get my stack. It's currently worth 4000 eth.

>>22065107
I mean this out of kindness, but it's time to learn retard. Watch some youtube vids, it's easy.

>>22063353
Stake your LINK in Crypto.com Earn and it'll pay you 3% yearly, which is a pretty good amount if you've got 100k+ LINK like I do

>>22065107
No wonder you're struggling. Go get a 10lb bag of rice and learn to make it taste like something you'd eat.

Stop spending money eating out. You're not privileged.

>>22063353
Bulk Beans and rice with chicken and some spices will keep you fed for cheap

>>22063353
>rice - $1
>beans -$1
>eggs - $1
>3 bananas - $1
>oats - $1
>quart of milk - $1
>jalapeno or garlic or onion - $0.60 - $1

Half a banana in oatmeal made with the milk for breakfast, rice and beans for lunch, omelet and rice for dinner.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>22063353
Eggs and bread and milk, eggs for breakfast, french toast for dinner. problem solved

I started splurging a bit because we will all be eating bugs soon

20$ A FUCKING DAY?! I EAT LESS THAN THAT IN A WEEK!

>>22063353
So lets calculate with 50 bucks

Bag of rice, 5kg, should be about 7 bucks. Thats about 17000 calories.
Liter of cooking oil, 1 buck
Carton of eggs, two a day, 2 bucks

This is already more than enough calories per day (>2200) fof 8 days. You have 40 bucks left for an assortment of:
- dried legumes such as beans, lentils, garbanzos. I suggest to spend about 15 on this
- oats and bananas (you can puree and strain the oats for oat milk) 5 bucks
- 500g coffee 5 bucks

15 bucks left. Get a bottle of booze and spices like chile and cumin. Or get a whole chicken, boil, shred, freeze in little portions.

>>22065732
Rofl. Isnt the mcchicken sauce... just mayo?

>>22065906
This is effecient

>>22063436
"starve" lol


OP:
anon, you can survive on the cheap for a few days shut the literal fuck up .

Put the $56 in Link and just /fast/ for the next 8 days

>>22065906
LMAOO OP got almost 50k And is worried about selling a measly 3 link to have decent food for a couple weeks ......and this nigga Is typing up a memo for OP like he’s trying to help out a fellow prepper on ar15.com before a potential EMP attack

>>22063353
$20 on food a day? Wtf no wonder you’re poor

>>22065906
Honestly the price difference between a whole chicken and a pre-made rotisserie is negligible most places. Especially when you've already saved that much. The risk of an ER visit for a guy who doesn't know how to cook probably makes up for the price difference.

>>22063353
Loser
I live off 2.5 a day in western Europe in a capital citty while I hold a lower six figure amount of LINK, I made swinging from 20K up that I managed to let disappear from the eyes of the tax man.

>>22063353
>$7/day
>8 days
Hah, you have it good compared to a wagie at the end of the month. Just suck it up, go to Aldi and buy
>a loaf of bread, their sourdough loaf is delicious and like $3
>bag of hamburger buns
>a jar of crunchy peanut butter
>jar of strawberry preserves/jam
>box of butter
>box of spaghetti
>jar of pasta sauce
>pound of ground (beef)
>a box of eclairs (aldi eclairs are the best dessert you can stretch over 5 days for $5, fight me)
>a frozen pizza
>bag of kettle cooked chips
>bag of corn chips
>bag of mexican cheese
>salsa
>8 pack of beer
This should run you less than $50.
>breakfast
Toast two slices of bread, butter, peanut butter, jelly, done. Every day.
>lunch
If you eat breakfast at 7:30am and dinner at 5:30pm you can afford to fast for that 10 hour period. Drink icewater, and lots of it in this time frame.
>dinners
Here's where you got options. Beer with every meal not optional.
>hamburger and chips
form hamburger into 1.5-inch balls, put in a hot pan lightly buttered, smash down with spatula. toast bun, place hamburger, chips, down the hatch.
>cheap bastard nachos
Put about a quarter of your hamburger in a pan and just cook it until you can't see pink. chips on the bottom, cheese on that, meat atop. nuke it, 90 seconds should melt the cheese, pile on the salsa, down the hatch.
>Spaghet
put a pot of water to boil, boil noodles as directed on the box. in another pan, set your sauce to low heat so it'll warm. drain the noodles, plate, add sauce, down the hatch.
>frozen pizza
self explanatory
>dessert
have some eclairs, you've earned it mr frugal living man

rice and beans bro.

>>22065835
that's kind of impressive. Are you vegan? Having a decent portion of meat for dinner, even if you make it yourself, will generally run you at least a dollar on its own won't it?

>>22065107
Okay, then learn. Why do you have such a shit attitude? Start by baking chicken nuggies and making prepackaged rice like uncle bens, and then once you feel comfortable with that, you start buying and making your own chicken, rice, beans, quesadillas, tacos, etc.

>>22063353
That’s easily doable. Stop being so fat.

>>22066094
I have 11200 link and wouldnt sell 1 to buy 'high quality food' because grains and legumes and the other stuff I listed are hifger quality than you mighr think. Add fresh veggies and fish and youll live to 100 years. Lwss is more fren

>>22066157
Oh look at Mister Rockefeller here.
>0.99
5 kg of potatoes enough for two weeks
>2.99
10 kg of cheap sausages, frozen enough for 2 months
>3.79
10 kg of cheap frozen vegies, usually lasts a week and a half

That's about 1200 kcal/day, more then enough for a crypto neet

>>22066183
Damn your intuition is amazing. Close, I’m a vegetarian. I just eat vegetables, bread, potatoes, rice and pasta all day.

>>22066157
Down the hatch

>>22066292
Forgot to mention dairy and eggs.

>>22063353
How about you go on water fast you fat fuck

>>22066290
OP said $7 a day my colored compatriot. Trying to not have him commit suicide by boredom.

>>22066320
always 'berta beef.

McChicken and dollar iced Ts

>>22066247
I hope you are actually autistic because you won’t even enjoy life even if link goes to $5,000

>>22066353
OP should start to smoke or visit whores if he needs to mindlessly spent funds he could invest

>>22066343
Also this if you're actually fat as fuck OP
/fit/ usually has a fasting general

No really OP go on a water fast. Especially if you are over weight. The health benefits are great, humans weren't mean to stuff their face constantly. At the very least try not eating anything for 3 days then you have a 21 dollar meal at the end.

>>22066366
checked

also, only american in the pile

Don’t spend $20 a day on food you fat degenerate

>>22063353

>>22065525
This right here, OP.
Billions of humans before you have figured this basic shit out, and you think it's too difficult to learn even with millions of free videos and resources readily available to you?

>>22066407
I agree that my plan is somewhat wasteful. It still sure as hell beats eating potatoes, sosig and veg every day.

>>22066463
You get used to it after 2 years, thinking about adding ketchup back to the menu.

>>22063353
Ramen, eggs, green onions and a jar of spicy chili crisp. Good enough to eat everyday.

>>22063353
unironically kys

>>22063691
Huge bags of rice cost $20-40 idiot. Only boomer faggots think $8 will buy anything anymore, even ramen is $2.

>>22063353
Get a credit card dumbass. Join the debt train.

>>22066625
>Rice
>20-40$
The fuck do you live bro

>>22064673
Pork is incredibly cheap.
Grilled porkchops + a potato
Pork shoulder/belly slow cooked in beer or pickle juice
Ribs of any kind simply bake in bbq sauce.

Also ground beef is usually cheaper then the pre made patties +you can make past and meatballs. Pasta is cheap as shit too.

>>22066715
Probably Commiefornia

>>22066504
Buying 'chup just isn't worth it ngl, can get away better with mustard, herbs and spices.

>>22065835
Based. I do like 25ish a week but I try and fast two days a week

>>22063353
Why you have to not sacrifice taste?
You really cant make a little sacrifice for a future benefit?
Fucking americans.
Also, you dont have to sacrifice taste

>>22066625
lol if you buy fucking freshly imported Basmati rice maybe. In the poor people shops you get the 10kg of rice for 5, which is still too expensive, and Ramen, 2 dollar, are you a fucking jew york fag, at the discounter if you find special offers and multi packs, it goes down to roughly 20 cents a meal, 75 if you need the exclusivity of a single box, but Ramen sucks anyway

>>22063744
Checked and Based

Go to /fit/ find /fast/.

>>22066821
Even if he's a Jew Yorker, Aldi will keep him in budget with all the crazy shit they do. It's like a warehouse club and a normal grocery had a child raised by robots

>>22063482
Wtf? Burgers are realy crazy, I make 40-50 a day as eurofag

>>22063353
>$20 minimum on food a fucking day

You really spend $600 monthly on food? That is more than my rent. I spend about $200 max and cook from scratch all full flavor. Go to Aldis you tard you could at least cut that in half.

>>22067105
At my wagie dayjob, I bring home 10 an hour after taxes as a security contractor. I sit and wave people in at a Bureau of Motor Vehicles branch, make sure they're wearing masks or claim they have a medical reason not to, and make sure anyone openly carrying a firearm has a license to carry. If I wore a gun I'd be raking home twice that, too.
>t. investing $200 out of the $400 I get every week into various stocks, made 63% buying the dip on USO and currently waiting on the full recovery of passenger airlines and the un-grounding of 737 MAXes

>>22063353

You could also take a loan on AAVE for like $100 with 100 LINK as collateral. Safe enough

>>22066883
I know Aldi, but its expensive, if you have the luck to be officially poor you get access to the good stuff, social markets

>>22063968
>quality fast food like canes, swensons, and culvers

Who's gonna tell him?

>>22067761
>Aldi
>Expensive
Gentlemen, we have found true poverty.

>>22067761
Have you got a lidl it's the best 1 min away. I do a week for 40-50 e

I'm on hour 44 of my fast rn, will probably go at least another half day. Cost me $0. (((They))) don't want you to know how easy it is, though.

>>22063353
you can go 10 days without food and still be able to do things. just make sure to get in your electrolytes

if your fat reserves are up then its even longer

>>22065574
I thought it was like 8%?

>>22067807
A 5kg bag of potatoes goes for 2 at Aldi, I get it for half the price, which meant not too long ago, half a LINK more, which could buy now 8 5 kg bags of potatoes

>>22063353
Deposit on Aave, take 10% out from a loan faggot and cash it out, can't believe you fuckers are shilling DeFi scam all day and can't use these fucking tools..

>>22067939
beat ya

>>22067700

>>22067897
Yes. However, Americans don't have social markets. We just have food banks.

>>22063353
Eat a piece of nothing.
Continue to eat until you are full or tired.

>>22067826
Got every German chain and subchain markets around, but as said, as soon as you have the paper that identifies you as poor, you get access to a 50% discount on the cheapest shit

>>22068026
i ended up getting a little caesars classic cheese with 4 zap packs and a cane sugar stevia coca cola for $5.85

>>22063353
What posses people to post this shit? Toughen the fuck up.

>>22067829
It is not easy unless you're a fat fuck plus feeding on yourself is retarded beyond imagination, my ancestors did not survive until now by fasting. Fasting = cucked uncapable hunter.

>>22067985
Yeah but I have BTC in my ID

>>22063353
DEENZ

>>22063353
Here’s the cheap list if you like spicy:
>powdered hanabero (tiniest amount provides all the spice you need)
>rice and split peas/ green lentils. Put some habanero and some paprika.
>canned wild alaskan salmon, only wild salmon. Mix it with mayo, lettuce, green onions, w/e and have a salmon salad to put on bread.
>make pasta and put salmon salad into pasta
If you get most of your protein from fish and legumes like beans, lentils, peas, you’ll save tons of money. Chicken is overpriced and the source is very depressing and artificial. If you eat stuff like less meat and more plants, you’ll also get to feel good about eating less pigs, chickens and cows born solely to be killed and eaten by humans. At least wild fishies would be killed or die painfully in the wild anyway.
When you grow up with chickens you might realize that it’s weird to kill them so young in their lives just to eat them when you could eat the stuff they eat. Industrialized poultry is very artificial, even if raised without antibiotics and hormones.
You might need some flesh for b12, but salmon/fish will do the job and get you tons of vitamin d if you’re a basement dweller or nordicbro.

>>22063744
This
Even McDonald’s can cost as much as a normal restaurant now an at least it fills u up
There are even Chinese noodle takeouts u get for the same price and it’s enough for 4 plates
Going to asian n Indian restaurants you’ll save an food is good
White is overpriced plain an they suck at all ethnic dishes

>>22063353
>I usually spend $20 minimum on food a fucking day
No wonder you're poor.

>>22063751
Don’t do this potatoes don’t keep well for extended periods

>>22063353
Fuck you faggot. I have 40 euro left and I have to wait 19 more days. What are you crying about.

>>22068225
largely depends on how you store them. Dry, dark, cold (above freezing temperature) and they can hold for months.

>>22068228
Shit one.

ITT Disgusting slopblob mutts. God, I hope you get nuked soon by the chinks.

>>22067105
I'm a nurse so it's almost 600/night. The work is hell and they tax the everloving shit out of me. I still eat lots of cheapy ramen packets with some spinach though. To save on drinks I get Crystal light 2l mix packs. That way it's less garbage than cans or bottles of soda, cheaper, and most important of all not plain water. A gallon of milk is a little over $2 shopping the store deals, that's a days worth of calories and protein if the ramen thing is not nutritious enough and you're trying to maintain a good weight. I spend much of my days off naked so I only have to wash my sheets and work clothes, saving a bit more on laundry. Air conditioner is responsible for my high electricity costs, about $110/mo but you can't sweat when it's a chilly 66 degrees inside.
I want out of this shit field asap. First time in weeks I'm not on covid unit so of course I get slammed with a three patient assignment. 900k portfolio and steaking is rightaroundthecorner™. Anything over 4% and I'm retired. If I reenter the workforce it would be behind a screen. Preferably not even informatics or health data. Like something in a totally different field. People here say learn to code so if it pays even close to wiping asses I'd try for that. Maybe aws or see if uncle could get me into security if I can get a clearance level. I don't even like computer shit but it seems like a job I'd hate least and it sounds good to normies.

Starve and burn off that fat fatty

>without sacrificing taste

99% certain this is bait and I'm going to give you 10/10 on that as it made my blood boil and here's my reply

>>22066715
Texas, and huge bag means 20+ lbs , if you buy the 1-2lbs you are spending $1-2 and if your buying Chinese rice they are shipped from literally across the globe and the freight is added into the price faggot

Cash out some LINK and buy some SUSHI

beans and rice, some spinach or kale if you can swing it, one meal a day, fast 23 hours a day. your body will thank you.

$7 a day is very doable. Ravioli is $1 a can here in Iowa...ground beef was $2.99 a lb ....even hamburger helper everyday is less than $7 and still really good....gallons of water is $1.20.

>>22063353
cash out two st8nkies and buy some ramen veg and eggs retard

>>22063471
>>22063503
Heres a tip OP.
Get rice and beans then mix sour cream, salt and pepper, hot sauce, and lime juice. Mix it all together its so good.
Either way of you cant man up and eat that for a week you WILL NOT MAKE IT.

Imagine being American and morbidly obese kek

>>22068812
Hehe

Is this bait? 2200 is my regular food budget per year

>>22063353
Beans.

Also what the hell? $20/food per day? I eat well and I don't spend that much money on food per day.
>Breakfast
>Bread
18¢
>Jam
10¢
>Peanut butter
5¢

>Lunch
>Pasta
25¢
>Olive Oil
10¢
>DEENZ
$3

>Dinner
>Salad mix
50¢
>Salad dressing
25¢
>Mozzarella cheese
75¢
Coca-cola
$1.25

>>22068904
What country?

>>22068361
You want that calrose shit. It's not that much more but the jump in quality outweighs the difference in price even if we're playing the miser. Its like cheese, the kraft garbage is just a little cheaper but if you catch legit non-import blocks on sale it's a huge difference. Sometimes it's even cheaper. Especially if you frequent the stores in areas that can't tell if it's a nice or ghetto place. I'm getting stuff for 50%+ off just timing the manager specials. These are the same stores that will markdown mushrooms to $0.5/tray too, 75%+ off. Poor people don't like cheese, mushrooms, or meat even when it's dirt cheap. They prefer frozen precooked meals. If you see tew/expensive looking storefronts and shit cars out front you've struck bargain but gold.
>>22068783
Based.
Black beans, an orange halved, shitload of spices, I ate that for a while on rice. Pasta is not as cheap but I'd do the whole wheat rotinis and crushed tomatoes with a shitload of spinach and cottage cheese. It was a lot faster to make and still easy to scale for a few meals worth each cook. Somehow it went well with roasted broccoli and garlic. Actually most anything becomes palatable if drowned in msg and garlic. No cooking skill required. I don't really understand how people can act like food is so expensive. It's not like we can just stop but it's trivial for most people to eat on just 20% of what they usually spend on money. A dozen eggs in $1 ffs.

>>22063353
You cant eat on 7$ a day?

>>22069075
Easily

>>22064590
The absolute state of burgers

>>22063353
Well. Live might suck for you for the next 8 days, but if you have a microwave then I suggest eating microwave dinner.
>$1 each Alfredo chicken

>>22063353
>$20 minimum
Sir u eat a whole villages food for month in one day u need to attend Kleros court.

>>22069061
Germany

>>22067105
Why do people always say this? In the midwestern US, you could make $40,000/year and live in a nice home on a large property and support a family. This same salary would leave you homeless in certain parts of California where renting a single bedroom apartment costs $5,000/month. Don't worry about the numbers, worry about the cost of living.

>>22068307
take the webdev/affliate marketing pill

Dude, just buy a lot of oats, oranges and liters of fat milk.
Blend it together in a smoothie. You got your carbs, fat, vitamin c,... not enough protein though but that doesn't really matter for 8 days. You'll be able to pay it and live off it for 8 days. Plus it doesn't taste bad, it actually tastes good and you just have to drink it.
I don't know how fat you are but I could definitely live off that for 8 days if I had to.

>>22063353
>>22063353
Ok op literally heres what you di
You fast your FAT FUCKING ASS for 7 days, then on the 8th day you go to your grocery store and buy liver and EAT IT
Literally fixed ur life