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Boys, what the fuck do I do?

I'm 18, I live in the UK, and have been given £10K from a will (God rest her soul), and have somehow managed to land myself in a job paying 33K per annum. I also have a free house from this job.

I have no idea how to save money, the money I have earned so far totals at about £3K from working locally min wage, which the 1K I have left of that is just sitting in a current account. The £10K is in a savings account which I don't technically own (savings account set up when I was born).

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WITH THIS MONEY

I DON'T WANT TO GET RAPED BY THE TAX MAN, OR THE STOCK MARKET, OR THE JEW ACCOUNTANTS

>> No.22064959

I'm a tourist from /pol/

>> No.22065093

>>22064959
>comes to /biz for help
>to save him from jews
>uses jews to save himself from jews
> never change /pol. kek

>> No.22065245

>>22064939
You're 18
Go use it to get laid faggot

>> No.22065433
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22065433

>>22064939
Buy a daytrading course + the 3k tradenet account (gives you 80k to trade with)

Paper trade (daytrading with monopolly money) till you get profitable.

Become a millionaire...

DONT START TRADING WITH REAL MONEY TILL YOUr AVERAGE IS PROFITABLE!!!

>> No.22065455

All in Fantom

>> No.22065495

>>22065433
>>22064939
Put the rest of the money in a Crypto you know from ChicoCrypto on Youtube, or int to BTC

>> No.22065497

>>22065093
The goyim are not human and should be used as slaves and the Jews are clearly genetically superior.
Can you tell me how to not get raped by your big nose friends now?

>> No.22065556

>>22064939
Put majority in QQQ, and put.. let's say 25% in BTC

>> No.22065595

>>22065245
Waiting until Marriage m8

>> No.22065650

>>22065495
Isn't crypto really volatile?
I dont have the time to watch the market, I'm working 120 hrs a week with no weekend